Reddit reviews 50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls!

https://www.amazon.ca/50-Ways-Eat-Cock-Healthy/dp/148259143X

Holy shit it's real.

"I am a little off on the wine selection but I suspect that you, of all people, would know what flavor to pair with dick."

Edit: You could also link this: https://www.amazon.com/50-Ways-Eat-Cock-AlternaTips/dp/148259143X

50 Ways to eat cock.

(walks into game thread)

(glances at scoreboard)

(leaves a book on the table)

https://www.amazon.com/50-Ways-Eat-Cock-AlternaTips/dp/148259143X

1 minutes guys lemme grab my copy of 50 ways to eat Cock

Mom's favorite cockbook...I mean cookbook

My apologies

I'll just leave this here...for science.

Amazon

Hey nacho. Found an NSFW item for you. https://www.amazon.ca/dp/148259143X/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_0peQCbF1F4B0T

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The worst Christmas I ever had was back in 2005. My husband was deployed to Iraq and he was really horny. I mean... really REALLY horny... all the time. Can you blame him? I did what I could but this was before the days of Skype or Facetime (or at least before it was common enough that we could use it while he was deployed).

So for Christmas I sent him a nice care package (can't remember what was in it - useful things, books probably), and he ordered a few things online for me and had them shipped to the house for me to open on Christmas day.

The day comes and instead of... hell I don't know what I was expecting but I certainly wasn't expecting what he sent. He probably gave me five or six presents, and every single one of them was a dildo or a vibrator or some other sex apparatus. He even sent me one of those suction cup dildos that you are supposed to stick to the ground or to some other surface and bounce on, and he sent me a strapon, although I knew he didn't want it used on him so I don't know what he wanted with that one...

It wouldn't have been so bad except that he didn't warn me about it at all, and so instead of opening my presents alone on Christmas morning, I had invited one of my friends over to open presents since she was also alone on the holiday. Imagine my fucking mortification...

Still to this day I call it Dildo Christmas, and he is amazed that I didn't just leave him. He never brings it up and always probably wishes that I wouldn't. But I do. Every year. Because if he ever does that to me again I will break his peen.

As far as my wish list... I don't have anything NSFW on there right now soooo... I guess it's time for me to go shopping. :p (Edit: Okay, I found something. Bahaha!

I've found that gifting this to people I strongly dislike creates a good common ground that we are done and the person recieving it should lead a healthier life.

50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls! (Health AlternaTips) https://www.amazon.com/dp/148259143X/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_uE.wDbPGD9T1T

> I will also be needed to feed her

MUUUUUAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAA....


potential for evil, who me ?


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And as a gift for her: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/148259143X/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=148259143X&linkCode=as2&tag=natdee-20&linkId=3DCVO3KOV2S6X3WX

I'm a rude lady Naughty Book Title on Amazon

Maybe send her this?

People do eat male chickens. I got this cookbook for my brother-in-law for Christmas. He wasn't amused, but his husband sure was.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/148259143X/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_02JKub0XH68Y8

Good companion book for this one:

https://www.amazon.com/50-Ways-Eat-Cock-AlternaTips/dp/148259143X

With Christmas around the corner, this will be a great white elephant gift! It's available on Amazon!

Seems to be a real press release - see the associated amazon book: http://www.amazon.com/Ways-Eat-Cock-Mouthwatering-Imaginative/dp/148259143X

This is very, very funny though I would love a copy of that press release.