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u/LeSpatula · 122 pointsr/ofcoursethatsathing

I'm more of a "Ass Goblins of Auschwitz" kind of fan.

u/TygerPanzy · 94 pointsr/books

Ass Goblins of Auschwitz - It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce.

In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children.

While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids.

Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you're about to be Shit Slaughtered.

u/antihexe · 94 pointsr/WTF

http://www.amazon.com/Ass-Goblins-Auschwitz-Cameron-Pierce/dp/1933929936

>"It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce.

>In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children.

>While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids.

>Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you're about to be Shit Slaughtered."

u/Phased · 34 pointsr/tifu

If that happened in a class I was in I honestly would not have had a second thought about it. That is some pretty normal college private reading, and at least one person in there would also enjoy that book. If you are close to anyone in that class they may poke fun at it, but as long as nothing continued to draw attention to it they will forget about it.

Could have been worse.. It was no Ass Goblins of Auschwitz.

u/pm1902 · 13 pointsr/WTF

It's real... wow. Goodreads / Amazon

I need to read this book.

u/AngryFurfag · 11 pointsr/pics
u/Def_Not_A_Llama · 11 pointsr/ThriftStoreHauls

I’d recommend checking out this classic

u/FiveVidiots · 11 pointsr/thisismylifenow

are you just ignoring the Ass Goblins of Auschwitz

u/[deleted] · 10 pointsr/WTF

Holy shit, it's a real book D:

http://www.amazon.com/Ass-Goblins-Auschwitz-Cameron-Pierce/dp/1933929936

And there's more WTF to be had in the related books section

u/CaseyBurkhardt · 8 pointsr/WTF

Go ahead, skim the first three chapters...

u/Devil_Nights · 6 pointsr/KotakuInAction

It is 1000% serious. Just like this harrowing novel.

u/Geckoface · 4 pointsr/worldbuilding

That'd be THAUM!, which I've posted about a few times... It's not quite in the sky-shark category, but it's up there. It's urban fantasy, and important elements of the story include garden gnomes waking up from their slumber to turn all of life into porcelain, Hell getting new management and becoming like an infernal Las Vegas, knights driving around in cars with the souls of warhorses, a radio host choking to death on air and being condemned to haunt the aether, the tentacled Elder Evils discovering they're living inside a story, and Satan accidentally conceiving the Antichrist on a drunken one-night stand.

There are still rules, of course. I'm not willing to go more chaotic than this: where the rules of narration break down, so does every interesting thing in the story. If you really crave the crazy, I recommend you read Ass Goblins of Auschwitz, though at the same time I'd urge you never to touch that book.

u/Cyc68 · 3 pointsr/ImaginaryWTF

Link for those who don't mind tainting their Amazon search history. The "Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought" section is well worth a look too.

u/Gravlox15 · 3 pointsr/selfpublish

Dude, the very top result when you search "bullshit" contains the word in the title. Plus, there's this fine gem which means Amazon doesn't care much about vulgarity in titles.

Edit: gotta give a shoutout to another of my favorite absurd titles: click if ye dare

u/boo909 · 3 pointsr/WeirdLit

Just to add to u/autophobe2e 's excellent description. Check out the Ass Goblins of Auschwitz by Cameron Pierce, even the title gives you a rough idea of what the genre is like, it's not for the faint of heart but if you have a peculiar (some may say sick) sense of humour you will love bizarro fiction.

https://www.amazon.com/Ass-Goblins-Auschwitz-Cameron-Pierce/dp/1933929936

u/gonzolahst · 3 pointsr/secretpalace

It reminds me a bit of this, which can be found free in pdf form extremely easily, which I did through no fault of my own. I don't know who found it, but it wasn't me. I wasn't even in the room, and also I can't read or write. I only know how to type one paragraph.

u/jdunmer1018 · 3 pointsr/books

I came across a screenshot of it on 4chan one day, and out of disbelief looked it up... And yes, Ass Goblins of Auschwitz is a real book. It's fucking weird.

u/LennyTheCrazyInmate · 3 pointsr/funny

From Amazon:
It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce.

In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children.

While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids.

Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you're about to be Shit Slaughtered.

http://www.amazon.com/Ass-Goblins-Auschwitz-Cameron-Pierce/dp/1933929936/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1405476751&sr=8-1&keywords=ass+goblins

u/Pop_pop_pop · 2 pointsr/books

Lend me your ears as I weave for you the tale of the Ass goblins from Aushwitz http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1933929936?pc_redir=1408593891&robot_redir=1

u/megazver · 2 pointsr/AskMen
u/Vesploogie · 2 pointsr/AskReddit

Maybe this?

Or some literature!

u/telepathetic_monkey · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

The Hater trilogy... Book 1, Book 2, and Book 3. This trilogy is amazing. It's about a sixth sense that about half the world's population has, it causes a world wide war. It has great imagery (but it's very gory). If you're into post apocalyptic survival stories, this is for you! The whole series is out now, but when I first started reading it I had to wait for each book to come out...gaaahh it was killing me!

Also, for shits and giggles, Ass Goblins of Auschwitz. I've never read it, but I read the description, and now it is my life goal to read it haha!! Seriously though, read the description...

Thanks for the contest!!

u/pangefous52 · 2 pointsr/books

Fucking Ass goblins

Ass Goblins of Auschwitz. For real...

u/mafab · 1 pointr/Destiny
u/ScullerLite · 1 pointr/IAmA
u/declared_somnium · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/darkmooninc · 1 pointr/rpg

Sex sells. You know? The books feel like some cross between a Troma film fan fiction.

In fact, Bizarro Central describes Bizarro as:

  • Franz Kafka meets John Waters
  • Dr. Suess of the post-apocalypse
  • Takashi Miike meets William S. Burroughs
  • Alice in Wonderland for adults
  • Japanese animation directed by David Lynch

    Other great Bizarro authors include Jeff Burk, Mykle Hansen, and Cameron Pierce.

    It's really fun stuff, in the way that art house films and dropping acid are really fun stuff.
u/someguy7734206 · 1 pointr/intrusivethoughts
u/greedyheart · 1 pointr/milliondollarextreme

i always thought this book looked interesting https://www.amazon.com/dp/1933929936 never read it though

u/unreplaced · 1 pointr/HeroRP

Name- Cassidy Okuda

Age- 16

Allegiance- Undecided but probably Defenders, eventually

Main Power- "Shadow"/Dark Energy Manipulation*

Minor Power- Unconsciously exudes a mild terror pheromone, just enough to amplify already agitated peoples' fear. For example, he's part of a team doing a breaking and entering stealth mission of some sort. There's a guard that's already incredibly nervous about guarding, I don't know, Jesus' left testicle or something, Cas' pheromones would just sort of push him over the edge to where somebody popping up and going "boo." in a monotone would make him faint. Meanwhile, the other guards who're all hardened war criminals wouldn't be affected at all.

Weakness(es)/Power Drawbacks- ^^^I ^^^think ^^^I ^^^can ^^^spin ^^^this ^^^to ^^^be ^^^both ^^^at ^^^once. Actually using his main power for more than few seconds at a time causes horrific hallucinations that can start anywhere between instantly and days later and can last from seconds to hours. Sometimes causes "precognitive" visions ^^^that ^^^are ^^^occasionally ^^^forced ^^^on ^^^anyone ^^^he ^^^uses ^^^his ^^^powers ^^^on. The difference between the two is the "visions" basically force a third person/out of body experience where the experiencer for lack of a better word more or less views a Superjail-ish massacre/apocalypse/whatever.

He's still willing to use his powers (pfft sanity, who needs, mirite?), this just sort of relegates him to a support character- drag off/aggro one enemy at a time, temporary cloaks, stuff like that. I'd like to eventually have him be able to turn this on other people (like what Raven did to Doctor Light in the old Teen Titans show; less tentacles, more badass Sith-styled hands-over-the-throat-while-darkness-slowly-covers-the-face) but at the cost of taxing his mind more. Basically, regardless of any upgrades he might get later, using his powers in any capacity will eventually break him.

**Personality(?)-
Since this is just a little blurb for a character submission and not a full on template (and Origin Story and all that good stuff is separate... the easiest way to start this comparing him to pre-Trigon trying to end the world Raven. Mostly "speak when spoken to" kind of quiet, measured, likes to keep to himself. He's not outwardly creepy or offputting, he doesn't actually go out of his way to avoid people, just... doesn't do much to encourage anyone to notice him, either. Spends most of his time reading and meditating (something he started doing to cope with the hallucinations and faux-visions), collecting horror memorabilia, stuff like that. It's actually not until you get to know him that he gets creepy, or worse still, you get a taste of his powers' kickback.

*As of starting, I'd like to leave it at shadows. It's really energy from a sort of "Negative Zone" dimnsion that's full of eldritch abominations and stuff. Would obviously need some help, but I'd like to explore the dimension and how Cas has access to it at some point.

*More often= quicker, etc. etc. Even with meditation and constant reminders that the horrible, horrible shit using his powers projects onto him... I'm talking like bizzarro fiction Ass Goblins of Auschwitz mixed with H.R. Geiger and Clive Barker. Stuff that would be a lot for anyone, let alone a 16 year old kid.

---

Think I did that right. If/when he's approved I'll expound on it more, but my characters are usually the ones
causing* the massacres, so it'll be nice to write someone he's not a violent mentally unstable bastard for a change ^^^two ^^^out ^^^of ^^^three.

u/juliusorange · 1 pointr/books

Ass Goblins of Auschwitz has to be up there for most ridiculous book. But it is actually a pretty decent read.

u/Combat_Wombatz · 1 pointr/books
u/GrayghOst123 · 1 pointr/books
u/Cleops · 1 pointr/oldpeoplefacebook

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u/NuisanceConduct · 1 pointr/AskReddit
u/Pimmelman · 1 pointr/WTF
u/hippie_hunter · 0 pointsr/WTF

Personally, I prefer this