Reddit reviews Awkward Moments (Not Found in Your Average) Children's Bible: 1

It’s not for children. It’s a tongue in cheek book like the book “Go the Fuck to Sleep” It is real bible stories though. Here’s the amazon link from Canada; it’s got a decent-sized description. https://www.amazon.ca/Awkward-Moments-Found-Average-Childrens/dp/149217744X/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?adgrpid=61491124739&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIgIyb2amB5AIVj_5kCh2I6QTsEAAYASAAEgK2r_D_BwE&hvadid=310045490054&hvdev=m&hvlocphy=9001437&hvnetw=g&hvpos=1t1&hvqmt=e&hvrand=9070493728104206002&hvtargid=kwd-299479425298&hydadcr=8740_9621873&keywords=awkward+moments+children%27s+bible&qid=1565750114&s=gateway&sr=8-1

Circumcised that url for you:
https://www.amazon.ca/Awkward-Moments-Found-Average-Childrens/dp/149217744X

I haven’t bought it yet, but plan to tonight, looks like it will go nice with my other bible-esque books my family isn’t happy about.

Volume 1

Volume 2

Volume 3

Fight fire with fire: https://www.amazon.com/Awkward-Moments-Childrens-Bible-Vol/dp/149217744X

This essay explains the foreskin dowry incident in a lot more detail: What the Bible Reveals About Circumcision and Sexual Violence.

^ This image is from a book called Awkward Moments Children's Bible*, a book of weird incidents in the Bible presented as if for children as a joke.

My favorite (mock) children's bible stories book by far. Gets pretty good reviews, too.

The [Awkward Moments (Not Found in Your Average) Children's Bible] (https://www.amazon.com/Awkward-Moments-Childrens-Bible-Vol/dp/149217744X) series is great, although rather short (but contrary what the title might suggest, not for children, much like the bible as well).

It's from Awkward Moments Children's Bible. It's kind of a satirical book, but not really, since it simply depicts what's written in the Bible.

https://www.amazon.com/Awkward-Moments-Childrens-Bible-Vol/dp/149217744X/

Honestly, probably none of them... My list was definitely designed for 14+. However, the Grandmother Fish book is really cute. I would just recommend concentrating on general literacy and learning skills at that age. That way you increase the odds they will be able to understand more complex works later. For a laugh check out the Awkward Moments Children's Bible. Its for adults... not kids - or at least not 8 and under.

Awkward moments not found in your average children's bible

Amazon link: https://www.amazon.com/Awkward-Moments-Childrens-Bible-Vol/dp/149217744X

Fire and Brimstone Christians read the KJV. Casuals read NIV. "Scholars" read NASB or ESV.

I would recommend also reading Thomas Jefferson's Bible (public domain). It's the gospel condensed and without all the miracles. Or the Awkward Moments Children's Bible which is hilarious.

Awkward Moments (not found in your average) Children's Bible has bears portrayed as 2 hairy-chested gay men.

Please oh please consider these (but probably only for yourself, not a 9 year old). Awkward Moments Children's Bible Vols. I and II. They take the terrible stories from the bible and depict them just as they read. Like Noah's ark floating in the water and surrounded by dead people, etc. They show how terrible the stories in the bible actually are.

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Get books then and read them together. The ones in our sidebar are pretty good and the best part is Amazon has a little carousel of related books so you can quite easily end up finding a whole shelf full of potential content.

One particularly good book to promote skepticism is Maybe Yes, Maybe No: A Guide for Young Skeptics

The page says its for older children but if you read the reviews you'll find it's just fine for kids your daughter's age as well.

There is also the Awkward Moments Children's Bible, Vol. 1

Which says it isn't for children and I'm going to hee and haw about that as I feel the Bible itself is inappropriate for Children and I further feel it is dishonest that many children's Bible's gloss over some bad parts in order to only sew a dishonest sense of good feelings in children through cherry picking which I would challenge most people to distinguish from indoctrination, brainwashing, whatever you want to call it -- they're weaponized books and the authors often carefully study child psychology to maximize indoctrination potential. If you get it maybe read over it yourself before deciding if it's appropriate, I'd definitely give it to a teenager without reservation but younger children it depends on how mature they are and what you want them exposed to.

Anyways best of luck!

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This book would've been better for children.

Awkward Moments Children's Bible, Vol. 1

http://amzn.com/149217744X

Just leave this on your coffee table

Awkward Moments Children's Bible, Vol. 1 https://www.amazon.com/dp/149217744X/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_VrARAbRK4FXR0

Try these:

Awkward Moments Children's Bible, Vol. 1 https://www.amazon.com/dp/149217744X/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_tUASzb4PB44RZ

Awkward Moments (Not Found In Your Average) Children's Bible - Vol. 2: Don't blame us - it's in the Bible! (Volume 2) https://www.amazon.com/dp/0692264981/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_JUASzb06TWH87

Great stuff, if you don't already know about it you may like the Awkward Moments Children's Bible

Bedtime Bible Stories - Explcit!

Awkward Moments Children's Bible

As a couple of others have said, The Brick Bible is a LEGO^® version of biblical stories. The Awkward Moments Children's Bible Vol 1, and Vol 2 are great, but geared for slightly younger children. The two books (Cannonical and Apocrphal) in God is Disappointed in You rewrite bible stories in a more modern vernacular.

Awkward Moments Children's Bible

Awkward Moments (Not Found In Your Average) Children's Bible - Vol. 2

Amazon or I would imagine you can at least order it at any secular book store.

I think this book would be great!

The illustrations are very cute and I think they relate well with teenagers and children:

http://www.amazon.com/Awkward-Moments-Childrens-Bible-Vol/dp/149217744X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1413315953&sr=8-1&keywords=bible+atheist+cartoon+book

I like this one:

Volume 1: https://www.amazon.com/Awkward-Moments-Childrens-Bible-Vol/dp/149217744X

Volume 2: https://www.amazon.com/Awkward-Moments-Found-Average-Childrens/dp/0692264981