Reddit reviews Cleanstream Shower Enema System

I have tummy issues as well and I'm not sure why there would be pain from the IBS. It seems more likely, to me at least, that the IBS makes you self conscious and nervous about anal sex. The nervousness means you're not going to be as relaxed down there and well...if you're not relaxed...it's gonna hurt.

A couple suggestions (again as someone with tummy issues), get a shower douche/enema. Here is the one I have on Amazon. If you haven't used one of these before there are two ways to go about it. You can do a quick cleaning that gets your rectum all tidy or you can do a longer deeper cleaning that empties out part of your colon. If you've got tummy issues, the last option will probably be for you. It give you a much bigger time window before things get dirty. Also helpful is to take 1-2 Imodium anti-diarrhea tablets after cleaning out. If you're unsure of how all this works, shoot me a PM. I'm happy to help.

If you can get all clean down there, you'll probably be a lot less nervous. I mean...shitting on someone's sheets is embarrassing. It's happened to me. It's happened to other people in this sub. It even happens to people without IBS and more often than you think. It's anal sex after all...there is a possibility of unexpected poop. :-p

Other options if you're still having some pain. Poppers can help loosen muscles down there. There are also some creams that have lidocaine in them (anal-eaze comes to mind) that help numb things up down there. If the pain is consistent though and not from being nervous, you should go see your doctor. If you're relaxed and the other person is being patient there shouldn't be anything more than some temporary discomfort at first. Listen to your body...if it hurts don't do it and/or tell your partner they need to slow down.

4 out of 5 stars on Amazon.

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Umm, is that a shower enema hung up on the wall?

Edit: the fuck are the downvotes for? That's exactly what one looks like

Depends on what you would prefer to do. So far I know there are three main ways of do it: air, water, and whipped cream. I can't give too much details about the whipped cream as its a relatively new method for me and I've never personally tried it. I think there is a regular in the inflation subs that does/posts about using whipped cream, if it interests you.

Now the I find air and water to be like night and day, they have pretty stark differences. I've tried both methods and personally I prefer water but I still enjoyed the air. In terms of safety, water is an in-compressible liquid so if you are not careful it can hurt you pretty bad. Air on the other hand is relatively safer but it still can hurt you if you do too much. The trick I use is to go slow, especially at the start. You need to find and know your limit, and slowly edge your way past it over time. Sizable distention takes time and lot of sessions to build up and even then it will never be like the drawn ones. No one wants an awkward or (much worse) critical hospital visit, take things slow and everything will be fine. Past that, water is kinda more easy to get inside you (at least it has more easy ways than air), air is lot more cleaner (water enemas almost always end on the porcelain throne while air usually is a bunch of flatulence), air is a lot more fun to dispel (just make sure you get all of it out though as I found out the hard way), water is a lot more satisfying afterwards (I always just feel clean afterwards). Which method you choose is mostly personal preference and experimenting, just always be safe when doing so.

For water, I usually use a shower head attached to a hose but remove the head. This way if things do get messy, I'm at least in the bathroom plus I have privacy. They do sell [shower attachments] (http://www.amazon.com/Cleanstream-LE776-Shower-Enema-System/dp/B002FCN7Y2) for enemas you may want to look into, they usually are more comfortable than metal faucet connections. If you do use a shower, pay attention to the temperature and pressure. Don't use extreme temperatures, either hot or cold, and don't turn on the water full blast. Another method is to get an enema bag, which is basically a large bag that lets gravity feed the water into you. This method is a lot safer, but may require some pre-setup and planning. A third method, which I recently started using, is to buy an aquarium filter pump. This is similar to the enema bag, but require less setup but usually costs more. There are other methods but those are the main ones I use/know of.

For air, things are bit more difficult. You can manually blow the air using tubing and your mouth, but this require effort and I'm lazy. A variation to this would be to buy a bellow and use that in place of your mouth. Another method would be to use an aquarium filter pump and just let it blow air, though I feel like this isn't good for the pump but whatever. I'm not 100% familiar with air inflation so I'm sure there's more methods, but those are they kinds I used.

Again, I want to reiterate that it is crucial that you take things slow. Let your body grow accustomed to its extra cargo and you will absolutely find joy in it. I'm not sure if this is TMI, but my most memorable orgasm was when I gave myself a water enema and immediately stuck in a plug. The feeling of having that extra few pounds of water in your gut is something you will always remember.

Take it slow and enjoy!

edit: I wrote this at like 1 in the morning so my explanations may not be the best. I check Reddit regularly, so if you or anyone else has questions I'd be happy to answer them.

It totally goes in your butt.

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Every gay dude needs to eat a good diet if his lifestyle means he needs to care about being "ready", that's just a given, so eat tons of fiber and veggies.

The other thing, and this should be something you get when you pay your dues and get your membership card, is go to amazon and get one of these. Easy to use, gets the job done and in a couple mins you're just like Jodie Foster in Contact.

Good to go!

Bro on, bro.

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I didn't really know what to search for either so I just typed in "Anal shower"

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Oh god I'm just now realizing how dangerous that search query was after having typed it out, this could of ended very badly.

When someone comes knocking at your back door, it's important to keep your pipes clean! NSFW Good for post and pre recreational activities. Meh prize!

Most guys who bottom clean themselves out before sex with a gentle water enema -- sometimes called an "anal douche". Here's a cute tutorial for beginners.

Your best bet is to use a bulb similar to the one in the video; you can find a basic version at any drugstore, or more elaborate versions at sex shops. Avoid bottled enema products . They usually contain laxatives or other stuff that you don't want for your purposes.

Frequent users often purchase a "shower shot", a device that hooks up to your shower, like this one. They're made by many different manufacturers, and they're popular enough that you can find accessories like alternative nozzles, or even disposable nozzles.

Yeah, don't throw weird scents there. When you get aroused your natural scent is going to come out anyway. Covering it with another scent would just be weird.

My SO got a shower shot, and she loves it. It's marketed as an enema, but we've always used it vaginally. Much better than a douche -- your body doesn't acidify itself with vinegar, so why should you?

Listen to the fruit people. Pineapple, bananas, peaches, et al. all improve one's flavor. When we have a friend over that we're interested in, my GF will mischievously encourage me to drink pineapple juice. ;)

I'll just leave this here.

How have you started having sex but haven’t topped or bottomed?

Planned parenthood does free std testing

Every 3 months is the usual if your extremely active.

If you plan on being that active I suggest getting on Prep, talk to a doctor about it. Also never go bareback unless you trust the person and have their recent std tests. Even then it’s a risk and based on you already needing your mind out at ease without even having sex, id suggest just not doing BB at all unless you have a monogamous partner. Purely for mental health

Bulbs can be bought at legit any store that sells health stuff. Even Walmart. Although I’d suggest a shower Enema kit eventually because it’s healthier in the long run

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1. I drink a large glass of metamucil every morning and night. It makes cleaning out incredibly easier. Also, I never eat foods that I know will throw me off... (chili, buffalo chicken, anything remotely spicy doesn't work well for me)
   
   
2. One trick that I've found, which I still find hard to abide by (because I'm so anal about making sure I'm spotless) is that often, less is more. I've found the best way to guarantee its going to take FOREVER to get clean is to get TOO much water up there. You definitely want to get a thorough cleansing, or atleast I do, so I can relax and enjoy getting fucked, but if you get lots of excess water up in your guts, it can be nigh impossible to get it all out before sex.
   
   
3. Use a toy. I always use a toy the approximate size of my partner as a last check. I get warmed up and then use it on myself pretty uh, well. Enough to simulate what its going to be like getting fucked later. Do this a bit, if you come out clean its about as good of a guarantee as you can get that your ready. If it doesn't... you'll be glad you've done this in the privacy of your shower instead of in the bedroom.
   
   
4. This one I guess is preference, but I use a shower douche, it basically is a little hose with a nice nozzle at the end that fits up your bum. It's much easier to hop in the shower and clean out then to repeatedly fill a douche, use it, expel, refill, etc... Link to example: http://amzn.to/10sMhGQ - This is what I've had the most success with over the years.
   
   I'm only 23, but I've been the bottom in a relationship for the past 5 years and I've not once had an 'accident' following this advice. Of course, there have been many nights I don't have anal sex if I am not 100% sure I'm going to be clean. Practice lots and you'll get a good feel for your body (what are good/ bad things to eat, how long after cleaning will you remain clean etc.)
   
   I have lots more advice, but I think these are the most important pieces of advice I have to offer. I hope this helps! The struggle to be a hygienic bottom is real.
   
   

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This is the absolute best.

Keep the shower curtain closed when you have company. Don't use too much water pressure.

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No that's a bidet. It for washing ur butt.

Usually pumps out a more direct higher pressure water flow.

Some also use them for attaching enema nozzles.

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My wife and I are big time anal fans.... Started way back in college when she was 19 and I was 23

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I think anal beads are more of a novelty, We really never got into them.... Dildos, butt plugs and cock were much more fun :)

If you are worried about fecal matter they do sell shower attachments for a quick rinse.

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Have fun you crazy kids!

Sorta. It's kinda of like having a screwdriver with lots of little specialized bits...the tube will be a bit while you are still without the screwdriver.


Buy this as well
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Going to agree, with an addendum:

The best system is an in-shower enema. While it does require taking a quick shower, they are overall faster (don't have to constantly refill the bulb) and more thorough than a traditional hand-held enema bulbs.

Shower douche is the best.
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This actually is a thing

Most gay guys use a shower enema system. I would recommend that if you can't control water volume with your shower faucet, add a flow regulator. This is the one I use. Cleanstream Shower Enema System https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B002FCN7Y2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_NiW4DbPCSES68

Internal cleaning sounds a lot worse than it is in practice. Putting something like this in your shower makes life much easier. If you're not a plumber, don't sweat the install. You literally just screw off the current showerhead, screw this on and then screw the showerhead back on. Takes less than five minutes.

If you're concerned about cleanliness, this is by far the best option. It definitely feels a little weird the first time you try it, but you get used to it almost immediately. These things do a great job. A minute or two of cleanup will give you great peace of mind that you're DEFINITELY clean.

If you don't like the idea of having an obvious enema device in your shower, you can also get a little spray nozzle that can be easily swapped out. The nozzles just screw on/off, no tools needed. I put one of these on the hose if we've got company staying with us. (Added bonus, the little sprayers are really convenient when you're cleaning the bathroom, washing blinds in the tub, etc.)

If it screws into a water hose it very likely might have been inside someone

And they're Prime eligible!

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it does

You are better off getting a shower shot.

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I use a shower douche attachment. It just diverts some water to a small head you can insert and use to rinse out your vagina with water. I have had mine for 10 years. I have put a link below to what I got on Amazon. It also came with an enema attachment but I threw that away since that much water pressure in my ass sounds horrifying. :-).

This method makes me feel so clean every time I shower and it is great for when my period is finished, since I use a menstrual cup.

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