Reddit reviews Dancing with Jesus: Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves

In case you wanted to buy it.

buy it

Obviously you've never seen hymn dance.

He does!

Do you know how to dance? If not, I'll leave you with this: Dancing with Jesus: Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves

You are welcome sir and madame.

Also, DSA

http://www.amazon.ca/Dancing-Jesus-Featuring-Miraculous-Moves/dp/0762444142

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Dancing with Jesus: Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

This popped up as a suggested item. I lost it.

I gotcha, sorry there. I was thinking content rather then delivery. Delivery is important. I can be as snarky as anyone, but I try to reserve it for what I feel are appropriate times.

Maybe a guide book on etiquette as a gift? Does the 'for dummies' series have a how to not be a dick edition maybe?

Edit - searching amazon for 'how to not be a dick' gets some funny results. I don't know how the reddit Secret Santa thing works but there's a bunch of good candidates for gifting kindle or physical book/s.

There's no need to feel bad because you have standards

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The reviews for this on Amazon are amazing

Here's a good book you should read.

A Dancing with Jesus Coloring Book is all you need to do for the next couple of months! Whether you believe in him or not, there is something majestic about the look in his eyes, 'dance with me /u/autumnwake! Look how absolutely holy and groovy I am!' That is just from the cover of this coloring book too! Let him boogie into your life while you color him in! The options are endless on how you can color him! Wanna make Dancing Jesus a lime green and gold haired? Now you can! Plus it's fin to be young again and use crayons to color in things! Growing up is great and all but every now and then you gotta sit yourself down with a tall glass of chocolate milk, put in a Spongebob dvd, and enjoy the simple things in life.

On my list what I need is a card binder ! You wanna know why? Whale I'm gonna tell ya! I collect Pokemon cards and so far they are in a cardboard box like a homeless puppy. Even though a binder would not fit them all, I'd get to give a home to at least one-hundred of them u0u The Chosen ones to live at the high top of class. If not this than Unicorns being Jerks Coloring book cause well, the title explains enough.
Also Batman Suit!

Sweet, amazon has it in stock.
http://www.amazon.com/Dancing-Jesus-Featuring-Miraculous-Moves/dp/0762444142/

On the other hand, I found this url on amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/JesusDidntUseModernMedicineAndHeTurnedOutOkay/dp/0762444142/