Reddit reviews DASANI Purified Water Bottles Enhanced with Minerals, 12 fl oz, 8 Pack

1. Spend around $100 on Dasani bottled water, which for me would equate to around 100 liters. (On Amazon, the price it says for me is $2.70 after shipping, and there is around 2.72 liters of water in those 8 bottles in total, so around 1 dollar per liter)
   
2. Wear the water like armor around your body (Since you can manipulate water, you could probably also make the water stay frozen in place, making it basically indestructible)
   
3. Wear the armor around you until you can do it in your sleep
   
4. Manipulate all the Dasani bottled water in the world (There's probably at least a good million liters in the world, since as long as the water has been through a Dasani manufacturing plant before, it counts as being "From Dasani bottle water")
   
5. Take over the world with your 1 million liters of water
   
6. Threaten countries into funding Dasani bottled water, else they be destroyed
   
7. Fix world problems like ocean pollution, global warming (You can fix global warming cus you can just cool the water down), global dehydration, droughts, etc.
   
8. Take money from countries that are dedicated towards war, and put it towards funding for medical research and research into immortality (People don't need armies anymore since you can forcefully create world peace)
   
9. Assist humanitarian efforts, help keep ecosystems in balance, help advance technology, and create infinite energy
   
10. Eventually convert every drop of water on Earth into Dasani bottled water
    
11. Eventually become immortal
    
12. Rule the world forever

Those amenities will only cost one like $10/month or less. My gosh are you that cheap? Once can get 8 bottles of Dasani water for $2.98 per 8 which typically last me 2 weeks, though I order 4 at a time and two big bags of Lifesaver, which will last one for like 5 months for $15.