Reddit reviews Empress Theresa

Propa in Worm contains everything from Thanos to the ultimate faceoff of ketchup vs. mustard. It also has a dramatic reading.

Betrayal may be the highest quality garbage the fandom has ever produced. The author is banned, the story kills off every precog within the first chapter, and Miss Militia is very into mercy killing.

The Rules speaks for itself.

Conduit is an exercise in incomprehensibility and smash attacks.

Being SI is Suffering: Coil is Morgan Freeman.

[The King of Parahuman] (https://www.wattpad.com/story/171217684-the-king-of-parahuman-worm-cyoa-ver-3) is a delightful mess. As a bonus, it's hosted on Wattpad!

The trouble is, we have a lot of garbage, but not much interesting garbage. Seeing poorly written altpower Taylor for the 9000th time isn't fun.

Step it up Worm fandom! Where are my 30Hs? My My Immortals? My wormfiction.txt? My Scion x Reader fics? My authors that confuse Coil the guy and Coil the experimental music group?

There are no words for this amazing book, so I'll just let the writer/artist speak for himself:

> ( IT'S INTERESTING THAT OUT OF THE FIRST 37, ..YES 37 !!!.., ONE-STAR REVIEWERS, ONLY 6 ACTUALLY READ THE BOOK AS INDICATED BY AMAZON'S ' Verified Purchase' FLAG. WHY ARE THEY HERE? READ ON. )......Theresa is a star baseball pitcher in high school. Internet trolls viciously attack her on the internet. A teacher tells Theresa why they do that, and she understands. ............. "I saw why the trolls were angry. They knew they couldn’t go where I was going. I’d have a good life. They wouldn’t." .........If I had intended to write a story that the internet trolls would hate, I couldn't have done better than Empress Theresa. It's a natural internet troll target....... ....How many stories can make you feel good? Can you think of any? Add Empress Theresa to the list....... ............In chapter 1 ten year old Theresa admits she doesn't have a clue about anything, but nine years later she confidently says, "I can do anything". "How did I come so far?" she asks herself, and considers a list of influences on her life. She had good parents and family support, she had natural gifts of beauty and intelligence, she has a good, loyal husband, but the most important influence are her own actions. "I'm very simple. I follow my conscience. I am what I do." ........What's in Empress Theresa?....... Violence, shootings, bombings? No. Foul language? No. Car chases? No. Sex scenes? No. Marital infidelity? No. Suicide? No. Drugs, alcohol? No. Mystery, crime? No. ........ Mysterious events? Yes. "Impossible problems" solved? Yes. Stupid, greedy adversaries? Yes. Teenage ingenuity? Yes. Love and friendship? Yes. Pet chipmunks? Yes. Courage? Yes. Heroism? Yes. Fame and fortune? Yes. U.S. President, British Prime Minister, Israeli Prime Minister? Yes. Global crises? Yes. Political situations? Yes. Philosophical remarks? Yes. Heartwarming scenes? Yes........ Can a teenage girl be trusted with limitless power? We’ll see........ .....Of what is Theresa the empress? She's empress of her internal self, described by Henry David Thoreau as 'a realm besides which the empire of the Czar is a petty state', a land too vast to be explored in a lifetime. Theresa rules her inner self. ....A teenage Catholic girl from Massachusetts acquires limitless power over the whole world. What will she do with it? What would you do with it? ....On page two, Theresa sums up the human situation in a single sentence: "We're lost in this confusing world unless we follow the directions of its Maker." Theresa figures it all out and changes the world.

(from the actual Amazon page for the book)