Reddit reviews Everyone Poops (My Body Science)

Everyone poops. Sorry.

JUST SHIT ALREADY.

I really don't care if people realise I'm going for a pooh. Come on, didn't your parents ever get you that book, Everybody poops as a child?

This anxiety that people might realise that, zomg, you have to excrete waste materials really fucking annoys me cos it's just more people buying into the idea of "GIRLS DON'T FART OR POOP LOL LOL" when actually, we're just as gross as the next person. Putting women up on this pedestal and holding us to a standard which is so extreme that it comes to a point where we can't perform basic bodily functions without getting anxious is such a fucked up thing.

I consider it a very valuable life experience that has shaped every experience I have had with an authority figure for the better.

It occurred in the Vancouver airport the day after the Robert Dziekański was killed by the RCMP in the same airport.

As I was handcuffed and lead to the interrogation room the border agent lifted my arms up putting a lot of pressure on my rotator cuff. I am a pretty active person so like many I have had minor injuries in my shoulders over the years and they're normally fine -- provided that someone isn't pulling at them in odd directions. I stopped walking and told the agent to stop applying the force and explained that I had an old injury there. He barked that he would do no such thing but when we resumed walking he did stop applying the pressure.

That moment was where the power dynamic in that situation changed completely. I realized despite the fact that I was being lead away from public view in cuffs to be stripped that I had far more power in the situation than I had realized. I didn't know about the Robert Dziekański incident at that point but I am pretty sure that the agent complied because the RCMP had just killed a person in the vicinity only a day earlier.

The lesson I learned from that moment was that it is critical that you be calm around law enforcement. You be calm and respectful but you do not let them beat you into dank submission.

Coincidentally I just flew into the country last night. A customs agent barked at me because I stepped a few inches past a line so I stepped back and stared at him during the entire wait. He did not like this so while I was being processed by the other agent suddenly felt the need to move ahead 15 feet so that he could question me again, just for that petty feeling of power.

An abuse of authority against a murder suspect is still an abuse of authority. Most of the time these things aren't done for the right reasons like making someone confess, instead authority figures do these things to build up their fragile egos.

I would love to see a campaign started to send Staff Sgt. Joshua Graham and Cpl. Joaney Paradis a copy of this wonderful children's book Everyone Poops. I'm sure they already know that but I think it would serve as a powerful symbol to remind them what exactly their role in our society is.

It kind of reminds me of this story that was posted all over the internet a while ago. It's a pretty hilarious read though I should warn that it is NSFW

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&page=1

Put your arm around his arm or waste.

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Who doesn't pay attention to their poops? You thought that your meals were important enough to post about. Your poops deserve at least as much attention, maybe more.

Shit. On second thought, somebody page Dr. Freud for a personal consult please.

Everyone poops.

Sorry to burst your bubble...

If I were taking the oath of office I'd want to be sworn in on Everyone Poops.

No, I don't think you understand, I agree with you completely. I also think that women should faaaaaaaaaaaaart and it's completely unfair to expect men to ffaaaaarrrtttttt just because they poooooooot and ptttttttthhh.

I think I would slightly disagree with you on one point though; which is to say that instead of faaaaaaaart, what I think we should do is faaaaaart. I dunno - have you read this book? it has a lot of details about this subject that I think you might find interesting.

Buy him this. It's probably more appropriate for a 10 year-old than 2 girls 1 cup.

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>Everybody poops

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Found what you should give to your father for the next holiday

Clearly you need to read the latest research.

Everyone Poops.

I am not aware of any serious Christian line of theological discussion which has pursued this topic. It's kinda just a given of the human condition and given that Jesus was fully human (and fully God), he would have pooped. He also ate, drank and breathed. They're all givens.

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It's not racist. Everybody poops.

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Aww, some of these guys apparently missed Everyone Poops.

Birds do it, bees do it, little kids with bended knees do it... Even girls do it.

> I'll point out to my male friends and say something like, "See that chick? She's pretty hot right? She's got fresh poo-bits down there right now."

Everyone Poops.

Maybe this would be a good read for OP.

Liberal propaganda?

edit: WTF is up with the apple on the cover? apples don't poop.

That's a great book!

Alrighty then...

I mean, that was cute? Amusing... maybe? But seriously, everyone poops

Trust this woman, there has been at least one book written on the subject.

That is NOT true dude, EVERYONE poops.

What?

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Everyone Poops

everybody poops

I don't know what's disgusting about this.

Everyone Poops

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Also, I would go somewhere else until he cleans the car. Ain't NO way I am helping a grown man clean the poop out of his car.

I don't think this is unique to Bachelor Frog though. Everyone drinks coffee. Everyone poops. In that order.

Buy him the book Everyone Poops.

I have some educational literature you should read.

Everyone poops.

Yeah, here's the proof.


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I've always been a fan of "Everyone Poops":

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Dude, piss fucking stinks! As if it isn't bad enough when you walk on to a subway/train and you smell that unmistakable smell of a bum pissing in the train car, the last thing you want to do is smell it while in a public place like this. It's just fucking gross.

Everyone shits too but I don't see you arguing for people to start dropping Cleveland Steamers on the sidewalks because everyone poops!

Obviously you are unfamiliar with the seminal work on the subject.

Do everyone a favor and do a little research next time.

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Everyone Poops!

Hey, everyone poops.

Yes

Everyone Poops

Everyone Poops

A short but delightful read

When will people realize everyone shits and farts and just get over it. Read this.

Everyone poops.

Relevant

have a read

It's cool. You don't have to hide it, everyone poops.

sorry

link

Everybody Poops.....

...oh, I thought you meant best book I've ever read.

About your pooping:

He already knows or at least suspects you do. You can either accept this, or you can leave your home every time you have to poop.

Supplemental reading:
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Seriously. Everybody poops.

> God is pseudoscience

God is nonscientific. I don't know where you get the idea that god is pseudoscience, but the reality is that god has little or nothing to do with science at all.

EDIT: actually, a little aside here. If you claim god is pseudoscientific as a classification, then you must also necessarily accept that science can't prove god wrong because such "proof" would inherently be pseudoscientific. This is in reference to what you said earlier, "Science is proof God does not exist".

Unless you mean "using god as an explanatory agent is pseudoscience" in the sense of lack of falsifiability, in which case you're only partially correct. You would be more correct if science were solely about physics or chemistry or biology, where falsification is doable, but science also includes fields such as history and language, which would likewise fall into the pit of pseudoscience if you were to incorrectly apply the standards from the Natural Sciences to the other fields of Academia.

Also a text regarding falsifiability in forensic science and the legal system: https://www.bu.edu/jostl/files/2016/05/BILLAUER_ART_MACROD_FINAL-FINAL4.25WEB.pdf

> The bible and its stories are just metaphorical and should not be taken literally including the God element

No, I didn't say that. You've misread "the opening stories in genesis" as "the whole bible".

> IF adam and eve are just metaphors that did not exist, then there is no original sin, no need for sacrifice, no need for Jesus, no crucifixion and no Resurrection. Paul said without Resurrection, our faith is in vain.

I completely disagree. "original sin" is a conceptualization of why humans sin, but even if it were shown to be false, this doesn't negate the fact that we do sin (kind of like showing that there was no "Original Poop" wouldn't invalidate the fact that we all still poop).

The "need" for sacrifice is twofold: 1) there is no "need" so much as a desire from God, 2) the "need" is established in the Law of Moses rather than in the story of adam and eve.

Though really, we could disconnect Jesus from the previous stuff if we really wanted to. It's just that he isn't. He came as a fulfilling of the promise(s) YHWH made previously. But the covenant of Jesus could have been entirely independant because he was a mortal who created a covenant with YHWH by fulfilling some obligations, which were that he was to preach the message of God and then die on the cross as a blood sacrifice for the forgiveness of the sins of the world (which Paul explains in more detail as having to do with Jesus' spirit going to the Real Temple In Heaven and making his sacrifice there, which is why it is a Perfect Sacrifice rather than the imperfect sacrifices that were in the law of moses. And before you ask about blood in heaven; two-fold sacrifice. Blood sacrifice to fulfill the law of moses as was required, then continued on to the real part of the sacrifice with divine trappings). Jesus was then resurrected as proof that God has power over life and death (which DUH, he should have those powers if he created us in the first place) and as proof that Jesus was linked to God and wasn't just doing all this on his own (unless Jesus himself had the power over life and death, which would have caused a radically different form of christianity if people held that to be true). So "the resurrection was" (if you believe in it, and I do), and our faith is not in vain.

I'd prefer a copy of Everybody Poops..

The Manga Bible

Mark Millar's Chosen

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Relevant

Haven't you heard? Everybody poops.

Everyone Poops

:D

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Everyone Poops for the young ones.

Everyone Poops

This guy's right, Everybody Poops. It's in a book.

Here's the process from Tacoma, Washington's TAGRO facility. It doesn't mention chemicals or potential hormones, but those would most likely wash away or be neutralized in the process. Here's also a sustainability report from the UW and WSU, but I haven't read it. TAGRO is considered a Class-A biosolid.

> Class A biosolids contain no detectible levels of pathogens.

http://water.epa.gov/polwaste/wastewater/treatment/biosolids/genqa.cfm

> the concentrations of heavy metals in the mixes are well below the Environmental Protection Agency's "clean biosolids" maximum limits.

http://www.cityoftacoma.org/Page.aspx?hid=788

Here's a link to King County's biosolids content.

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To the OP. Please read this.

But I thought everyone poops?

Everybody poops

Sometimes you just have to go. Maybe you should read this book: http://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Poops-My-Body-Science/dp/0916291456

Everyone poops. http://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Poops-My-Body-Science/dp/0916291456

I've never really understood why people are so sensitive about bathroom noises, what the hell do you think people think you are doing in there? Not to mention do they think you are some mythical creature that just needs to cough gently a few times a day to expel any waste buildup in your body? There's a children's book about this, http://www.amazon.ca/Everyone-Poops-Taro-Gomi/dp/0916291456. Sorry this has been driving my insane for years.

Is this in his book collection?

It was a reference to this book: https://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Poops-My-Body-Science/dp/0916291456

Don't worry pokeman

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I have 2 words for you: Everyone Poops.

She poops, bro. Source: https://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Poops-My-Body-Science/dp/0916291456

OP probably just isn't comfortable with bodily functions.

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