Reddit reviews FarmVille For Dummies

I wish it was photoshopped

You'll love this one

The Amazon.com reviews of Farmville for Dummies are hilarious.

Such gems as: "This book has been a real lifesaver. I don't know what I would have done without it. I no longer have to cry myself to sleep at night, now that I have it for comfort."

Edit: Wait, these reviews were done by you guys, weren't they?

Amazon link for any sceptics. The 'customers who viewed this' section is also as dire.

I'm really sorry.

You poor naive fool

I thought this was a joke until I looked it up on Amazon. WTF, this game is for dummies, why do they need even more instructions. Don;t you just click and do stuff like Sim City or that little fake pet thing?

Gotta love the reviews for it over at Amazon.

>This is a fantastic book. I don't know how I managed from day to day without it. For instance I was getting worried that zombies would take over my farm. I was relieved that this book explained to me that that was a different game altogether and that they are completely separate, and the zombies from the game I had not signed up for wouldn't rise.
I have found a number of tactics and techniques in this book that I am now able to use in real life.
This book has been a real lifesaver. I don't know what I would have done without it. I no longer have to cry myself to sleep at night, now that I have it for comfort.
It was able to provide enough instruction to be able to not only repair my car ( using the section on tractor maintenance ) but is able to advise me on other things such as choosing good combinations for my crops and self-defence techniques using only farming implements.
Without this book my life, and farm was incomplete.