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Here is a great reference for anyone looking to learn more about Giraffes.
great book
http://www.amazon.com/Giraffes-Haggis-On-Whey-World-Unbelievable-Brilliance/dp/0743267265
If you are upset that these are just dust covers and you want to read entire books chock-a-block full of similar hilarity and wit, I could recommend books in the Haggis-On-Whey World of Unbelievable Brilliance series.
Giraffes? Giraffes!
Animals of the Ocean: In Particular the Giant Squid
Your Disgusting Head: The Darkest, Most Offensive and Moist Secrets of Your Ears, Mouth and Nose
Cold Fusion: The Haggis-on-Whey World of Unbelievable Brilliance
Disclaimer: I am not Dr. Doris Haggis-on-Whey (or her life partner Benny). Neither am I associated with her publisher. I would be happy to drink a pint with either Doris or Benny, however.
Giraffes? Giraffes!
Relevant!
"We offer to you the first in a proposed series of 377 reference books, all written by a couple, Dr. and Mr. Doris Haggis-on-Whey, married 50 years and now getting their chance to twist and tickle the brains of the impressionable.
Giraffes? Giraffes! is the first in the series, and puts forth the following novel theories: that giraffes were not part of any evolutionary chain, but came here from Neptune, by way of very long (but convenient and fast) escalators; that giraffes are expert dancers, but they become angry if you ask them about their dancing; that giraffes control over 90% of what we see in mirrors; that the Giraffe Navy is as strong as ever, contrary to recent claims in the popular press."
That is an excellent question.
After a quick search I must say, most likely. Or at least I'm praying to be.
> For many years the scientific and educational community has wondered and worried about the possibility that semi-sane scholar pretenders would find the means to put out a series of reference books aimed at children but filled with ludicrous misinformation. These books would be distributed through respectable channels and would inevitably find their way into the hands and households of well-meaning families, who would go to them for facts but instead find bizarre untruths. The books would look normal enough, but would read as if written by people who have eaten too many lead-based paint chips.
Well, sadly, that day is upon us. We offer to you the first in a proposed series of 377 reference books, all written by a couple, Dr. and Mr. Doris Haggis-on-Whey, married 50 years and now getting their chance to twist and tickle the brains of the impressionable.
> Giraffes? Giraffes! is the first in the series, and puts forth the following novel theories: that giraffes were not part of any evolutionary chain, but came here from Neptune, by way of very long (but convenient and fast) escalators; that giraffes are expert dancers, but they become angry if you ask them about their dancing; that giraffes control over 90% of what we see in mirrors; that the Giraffe Navy is as strong as ever, contrary to recent claims in the popular press.
> This is a book to be feared. If you have young people in your life, keep it far away from them.
> Giraffes? Giraffes! is a 9" x 12" hardcover reference book, with 64 lavishly-illustrated pages, and includes a set of giraffe trading cards carefully attached to the inside back cover. Cover is blue faux-leather, de-bossed with gold foil detail and a special 4-color illustration.
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Love these! I might need to own one. Do you sell on etsy? I can see you doing really well there.
The tone reminds me of one of my favorite-ever books: Giraffes? GIRAFFES!
http://www.amazon.com/Giraffes-Dr-Doris-Haggis-Whey/dp/0743267265
Giraffes? Giraffes!