Reddit reviews Happy Birthday to You!

I gave my nephew a Dr. Suess birthday book from Amazon (there are two, only one is any good) and wrote an inscription. Apparently after the party, he asked my sister to read it to him 3 times.

Edit: this is the book Happy Birthday to You! https://www.amazon.com/dp/0394800761/

1.[birthday] (http://www.amazon.com/Happy-Birthday-You-Dr-Seuss/dp/0394800761/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1377480546&sr=8-1&keywords=happy+birthday)

2.[take tike for a ride in this] (http://www.amazon.com/Green-Toys-Race-Car-Blue/dp/B004K6KM8K/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1377480644&sr=8-5&keywords=toy+cars)

3.[Holy cow this is cute.] (http://www.amazon.com/DM-Merchandising-Crystal-Necklace-Figural/dp/B003CMRLBO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1377480721&sr=8-1&keywords=cow+necklace)

4.[To calm them down] (http://www.amazon.com/Bigelow-Chamomile-Herbal-Tea-20-Count/dp/B000GFYRK8/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1377480858&sr=8-2&keywords=chamomile+tea)

5.max

6.[hose] (http://www.amazon.com/Pocket-Hose-Telebrands-6847-12-50-Feet/dp/B00ATZZWQS/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1377481144&sr=8-8&keywords=garden+hose)

7.[hehe i would so wear these] (http://www.amazon.com/Retro-Clark-Clear-Wayfarer-Glasses/dp/B004RQWP60/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1377481256&sr=8-1&keywords=clark+kent+glasses)

8. [The one and only Captain] (http://www.amazon.com/Marvel-Avengers-Strike-Captain-America/dp/B006CC0154/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1377481593&sr=1-1&keywords=captain+america)

9.I chose this because my So loves it and he is the best father ever

10.[just goes together no matter what] (http://www.amazon.com/Smuckers-Goober-Peanut-Butter-Stripes/dp/B002RSFL7U/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1377482548&sr=8-2&keywords=peanut+butter+and+jelly)

Bonus [34] (http://www.amazon.com/Lexmark-18C0034-Yield-Black-Cartridge/dp/B00022F1FU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1377482696&sr=8-1&keywords=34)

Bonus [Just a wild guess] (http://www.amazon.com/Beautiful-People-Greatest-Hits-Melanie/dp/B00000JIL0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1377483002&sr=8-1&keywords=melanie) Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.