Reddit Reddit reviews Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

We found 128 Reddit comments about Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer. Here are the top ones, ranked by their Reddit score.

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Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
Faster, safer than using a knifeGreat for cerealPlastic, dishwasher safeSlice your banana with one quick motionKids love slicing their own bananas
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128 Reddit comments about Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer:

u/semiquantifiable · 60 pointsr/MechanicalKeyboards

Amazon reviews oftentimes aren't actually helpful, and people may just use "helpful" as an upvote button (i.e. when they find it funny).

I mean, the top review for this banana slicer currently shows that 58,215 people found it helpful. Yes, nearly sixty-thousand for a banana slicer.

u/Eli_Renfro · 42 pointsr/financialindependence

You're not seriously advocating that the OP go without a banana slicer, are you?

u/This_Is_Q · 36 pointsr/todayilearned
u/Feyden · 24 pointsr/mildlyinteresting

How am I supposed to use my Hutzler 571 banana slicer with this?

u/mechaweavis · 18 pointsr/GifRecipes

Have you read the reviews?

u/GarthVaderBlarts · 18 pointsr/funny

Congrats! You can now expect one of these in the mail!

u/lightmonkey · 17 pointsr/pics
u/Semiorganic · 17 pointsr/AdviceAnimals

I dunno if they're real reviews though. I don't know where all the people come from, but there's some sort of Amazon Funny Reviews Brigade that posts a lot of comments on a lot of obscure and absurd items (for example the banana slicer, "For Her" pens, and Tuscan Whole Milk)

u/mamaof2boys · 12 pointsr/funny

I fucking love amazon reviews. Seriously the most random stuff has the best reviews. Check out the banana slicer or a unicorn mask's customer photos.

ETA: links
Banana slicer:

Unicorn mask: well damn I can't find it but there was an epic slide show of people who attended a wedding wearing one and had so many professional photos of them doing weird shit in a tux/dress and unicorn mask.

u/mrRandomGuy02 · 11 pointsr/AskMen

Banana slicer

Best white elephant gift ever.

Read the reviews.

u/BadKarma667 · 10 pointsr/JUSTNOMIL

Honestly, I think you guys should get her one of these: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

The reviews are hysterical. :-)

u/faintlight · 10 pointsr/MaliciousCompliance
u/Trixsterxx · 9 pointsr/TrollYChromosome

meh. if anyone on this thread needs instant pick me up please try the following Amazon Banana Slicer

u/pablodiner · 7 pointsr/EatCheapAndHealthy

Welcome to the future.The reviews on this look great!

u/2centsdepartment · 7 pointsr/ProductTesting

The watermelon slicer, lol. I already own to many single-food tools as it is. I saw that listed and was like no, totally unnecessary for the 1 watermelon I talk myself into dragging up the stairs once every 2 years. Besides, I just had to box up a drawer full of things such as; pineapple corer, meat tenderizer, vegetable steamer, rolling p citrus squeezer, egg slicer, garlic press, and a pastry cutter because I use them once, realize a knife or a fork would have been just as easy and I never use the tool again. I do use an apple slicer a lot as well as onion chopper and potato masher (use it for mashing up avocados for guacamole, perfect consistency). When I bought the veggie steamer I had big plans to steam veggies every night! Times I've actually used it = 0.

The watermelon slicer reminds me of the reviews of the banana slicer that crack me up every time I read them. I'm convinced these were all product testers before the disclaimer became mandatory. The one about his banana curved the opposite direction of the slicer kills me.

But yes the beauty products are what drew me in. I'm turning 40 in less than 2 months and fighting the aging process every step of the way. Hyaluronic acid really does work, when used right. I'm obsessed with skin products but I try not overdo it on these sites.

Part of me is disappointed because I keep hearing how sellers will contact potential reviewers.......I've yet to receive a single solicitation from a seller. Why wouldn't they want me to review their products? I'm the right age, right spending habits, right amount of disposable income, right ethnicity, I'm their target audience. What am I doing wrong, I ask myself. But then I stop and think only my ego wants the attention. It would be nice to be asked but I really don't want to be contacted or pressured. I do things the way I see fit and that is good enough for me. One day would be nice to be offered mid to high end products but I'm not holding my breath.

For the boxes, cut them down and get them recycling ASAP. Clutter is stressful and getting rid of them is a nice physical way to reduce stress. Do a few at a time, take them to recycling and then you'll be motivated to do a few more.

u/hawkeye18 · 7 pointsr/oddlysatisfying

That's what the Hutzler 571 is for...

u/ungus · 6 pointsr/funny

If you're looking for a banana slicer, you should check out the 571 by Hutzler. It's the pinnacle of fruit puck perfection. Check out the rave reviews.

u/FoamBornNarwhal · 6 pointsr/CFBOffTopic

A banana chopper.

That way you can threaten your boyfriend to chop his dick into 18 pieces if he ever fucks up

u/splanchnick78 · 6 pointsr/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

I never saw that one!! LOL!!

The other good one is the banana slicer

Gives me the giggles every time, guaranteed

u/shuz · 5 pointsr/minimalism

The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer was still the best $2.43 I ever spent /s . Now if only Hutzler came out with a banana slicer cleaning brush to save time cleaning those individual slots.

u/Hutzler517bForScale · 5 pointsr/thalassophobia

Diving with a banana seems like it might draw unwanted attention from things looking for food. Try this instead

u/turkeyduck123 · 4 pointsr/videos

How dare he mock the infallible Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer!!! just look at the Amazon reviews! with over 2300 5 star ratings, it is the clear winner among banana slicing aficionados.

u/Chopsticks613 · 4 pointsr/funny
u/Endblock · 4 pointsr/PeopleFuckingDying

You've clearly never used the hutzler 571 This beautiful product has done it all! From saving marriages, to allowing a disgraced ninja to restore his honor! Truly a miraculous product.

u/EAT_DA_POOPOO · 4 pointsr/KotakuInAction

Hopefully they can crack down on the "Didn't arrive on time - one star" reviews but those fuckers better not delete the reviews from my beloved banana slicer!

u/tjohnsey · 4 pointsr/funny

Looks like a job for the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer!

u/moxiousmissy · 3 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

These product reviews will surely have you in tears from laughing so much. :)

I want a thing!

u/calienne · 3 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

People should check out this as well. I don't know which one's better.

u/Devore12 · 3 pointsr/swtor

Eh, I enjoyed it, so for me, thats all that matters. The only time reviews matter are for banana slicers

u/PwmEsq · 3 pointsr/funny

My all time favorite one link

u/TechTony · 3 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

By far my favorite Amazon Item. All about those reviews.

Also, Do I get to meet the Flintstones? They are the modern stoneage family, you know.

u/cuntpuncherexpress · 3 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

[This] ( is a classic, but the hilarious reviews are just amazing.


u/itsdavebr0 · 3 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I've always enjoyed these Banana Slicer reviews.

u/PageFault · 3 pointsr/legaladvice

> The doors to the room that holds sensitive files?

No, the front door, and they left the sensitive files sitting in the waiting room with the other reading material.

> Argue all you want, the case law supports me.

I'm not saying that it doesn't. I'm saying that it is dumb.



I went to Amazon for a banana slicer:

I wanted a shorter URL to share with a friend over text message so I modified it to:

OMG! I just hacked Amazon!? If my friend opens the link, is he a hacker too?

Oh man, time to lock me up and throw away the key:

u/WufflyTime · 3 pointsr/CasualUK
u/Beer_Is_Food · 3 pointsr/funny

Possibly the most related and hilarious set of amazon reviews ever. Scroll down and read the reviews if you have a few minutes. Pretty fuckin' funny.

u/mdaquan · 3 pointsr/Cooking

If you haven’t read the reviews and the Q&A’s on this thing, you are missing one of the best treasures of the internet.

u/AlySedai · 3 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Every home should have one of these...

(Read the reviews)

u/drewdrj · 3 pointsr/AskMen

This banana slicer. Seriously, a banana slicer?? Why? Because I don't have the 10 seconds it takes to slice a banana with a knife, that's why.

u/JonBoy-470 · 3 pointsr/amazonprime

Their app on iOS is pretty slick. Once installed, you “share” a product to the FakeSpot app while browsing in the Amazon app, just as you would share it to a friend via SMS or email.

It’s assessments have generally tracked pretty well with my own spidery-sense gleaned from actually reading the product reviews. It does give amusingly straight-faced assessments for products who’s reviews have become memes, like the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer or the Haribo Gummi Candy, Goldbears Gummi Candy, 5 Pound Bag.

u/GetOffMyLawn_ · 2 pointsr/LifeProTips
u/freblame · 2 pointsr/bicycling

Critical! Never purchase the bike banana hammock without one crucial accessory: Hutzler 571

u/MCubb · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

The reviews for the banana slicer are all hilarious!

Dandelion and burdock

Got a bunch under $10!

Thanks for the contest!

u/TheSto1989 · 2 pointsr/EliteDangerous

Same reason there are no Hutzler 1-570 Banana Slicer models...

u/wuapinmon · 2 pointsr/mildlyinfuriating

This banana slicer on Amazon has some really funny reviews.

u/[deleted] · 2 pointsr/TumblrInAction

The same people who need the banana slicer?

u/slvr13 · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

First off, I think this is the most elaborate contest I've ever participated in, so congratulations for that :P Fear cuts deeper than swords. I hope some of my items are awesome enough for some extra credit ;) Also I wasn't sure if duplicates are allowed. I will revise if necessary.

1.) Something grey and it's been on my wishlist.

2.) Rain, well not technically rain, she is a water bender :P Previously on my wishlist.

3.) Unusual, I think this is something I would use like twice a year. With ice cream or cereal.

4.) Someone else My sister and I want to start playing tabletop games. Previously on my wishlist.

5.) "Book" I took a little bit of liberty with this one because it's a graphic novel. But it's Batman, so...(Previously on my wishlist).

6.) Under a dollar.

7.) Cats There's a catbus in it, which is pretty much the best part of the movie. Previously on my wishlist.

8.) Beautiful As a Star Wars fan having the original trilogy on Blu Ray would be beautiful to me. I love high definition movies, especially ones that are aesthetically pleasing. Previously on my wishlist.

9.) Movie As a Browncoat, I would encourage anyone who has a remote interest in Sci-Fi to give this a chance. Previously on my wishlist.

10.) Zombie tool I don't think this needs explanation.

11.) (Updated) Useful for future. I have a desire to create meaningful video games. Previously on wish list.

12.) Add on I actually had this on my wishlist but removed it because add-on items are lame.

13.) Most expensive As previously stated, I want to be a game developer/designer so not only would it be fun to play with, I could create with it too. Previously on list.

14.) Bigger than breadbox Total in the box it is bigger than a breadbox. Previously on wishlist.

15.) Bigger than a golf ball It's a large book. Previously on wishlist.

16.) Smells good As a guy...I enjoy the scent of lavender.

17.) Safe for children toy I don't think this needs any introduction of why it's awesome.

18.) Back to school drawing helps keep me sane. Previously on my list.

19.) Current obsession I'm a noob to tabletop games. But have been wanting to get into it obsessively within the past month or so. And this also takes my love of A Song of Ice and Fire into the mix. Previously on list.

20.) [Amazing] ( I've seen one of these in person at the mall and it literally made me stop walking the resolution was so incredible. I know it's as expensive as dicks...but man...when these are affordable...

Bonus 2) Made in Oregon I would have put Tillamook Ice Cream, since it's pretty awesome...but alas not on Amazon.

Edit: Changed an item because I saw it won't count because it's a duplicate.

u/Shane01638 · 2 pointsr/funny

Now you need the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer. Be sure to read the Q and A. Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

u/mnemosyne-0002 · 2 pointsr/KotakuInAction

Archives for links in comments:

u/spate42 · 2 pointsr/GifRecipes

you'd save a lot of time if you got yourself a banana slicer

u/awesom-o85 · 2 pointsr/aww

I don't know how I lived before this . Literally changed my entire life.

u/zrizza · 2 pointsr/funny

Amazing. I love the Internet community. If you liked this you'll definitely enjoy the Amazon reveiws for the Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife. Oh, and also this banana slicer. I have both pages bookmarked for rainy days - the reviews are that funny.

u/Ninja_Platypus · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Nice to meet you and so glad your daughter is ok! I love the name Tara. Happy you're alive, Tara!

u/Fionro · 2 pointsr/funny

You guys might like

[Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch](

and the Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer's reviews.

u/rawrbunny · 2 pointsr/AskWomen

What's the only thing more useless than a crappy plastic banana slicer?... Two crappy plastic banana slicers!

Totally backfired on me, though. My husband ended up actually using them.

u/BmoreMurse · 2 pointsr/amazon

Clearly you need one of these, the quality is unmatched

u/sykilik101 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Might just surpass. XD

u/AmazonCav · 1 pointr/promos

Doctor, if you have an issue feel free to PM personally. We won't be switching the Sunday Ticket deal for banana slicers, I promise.

u/HoboHuntingHippo · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/trivialpursuits · 1 pointr/YouShouldKnow

Just use this

u/1xhopeless · 1 pointr/dogecoin
u/madsbrain · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Banana slicer. Although, if you ever need a pick-me-up, the reviews for it are all gems.

u/Anteater_Girl · 1 pointr/funny

Obviously you've never heard about the Hutzler Banana Slicer. Check out what people had to say about it.

u/Blorch_Master · 1 pointr/funny

This product is probably only half as good as [this one] (

u/TheBigMost · 1 pointr/Paleo

If you already own a food processor and you buy this thing...well, then, I have another gadget for you

u/GeeEhm · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

You're thinking of the Hutzler Banana Slicer. The reviews and questions are hilarious. It's a wonderful viral marketing campaign.

u/lizziegrigio · 1 pointr/funny

Anyone ever see this? The reviews are priceless...
Banana Slicer

u/anteaterhighonants · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Thanks for the contest!
fly away home


u/VannaVictorian · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

challenge accepted
I want Jessica to make me a hat
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i realize i got a bit carried away.. but it was an almost 2 hours well spent. i hope you have a great day!

u/justinoblanco · 1 pointr/knifeclub

The original banana slicer!

u/MeishkaD · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I see you have a kitchen list and a baby list so here are two ideas:

Small veggie shape cutters for making fun finger foods and cute veggie soup. Free shiping.

Banana Slicer. I know it seems like a silly thing, but my eldest loves bananas but likes them sliced and this would be a time saver for sure. PRIME

For me, if I win:

Love this grey nail polish, only $4.90 with free shipping. Somehow grey feels a bit more grown up then pure black? I don't know, I covet it.

EDITED TO ADD: Doodlebug

u/DoinWhatIGottaDo · 1 pointr/electronic_cigarette

Two products I would like to see on FastTech:

  1. The Purrfect DVD - Cat Entertainment Video

  2. Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
u/sevenfooter1 · 1 pointr/DoesAnybodyElse

You probably don't think this is funny either (customer questions, answers, and reviews):

But yeah, I agree with you. Anything that involves cats, British humor, and Woody Allen are just not funny to matter what anyone else tries to convince me of.

u/stayawaygetaway_ · 1 pointr/tifu

This is clearly the superior banana slicer.

u/bookchaser · 1 pointr/videos

You, sir, need a banana slicer.

u/popcorny27 · 1 pointr/videos

I wanted him to review the infamous banana slicer.

u/DeltaMikeKilo · 1 pointr/flightsim

A few beers in and I'm buying all kinds of stuff. Did you know they make a banana slicer? Neither did I until I woke up one morning and it was in my drawer.

u/RageMonkey262 · 1 pointr/AskReddit

That banana slicer thing. Amazing.

u/hclpfan · 1 pointr/funny
u/NedDasty · 1 pointr/gifs

Bananas are easily countered with the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer.

u/esuranme · 1 pointr/woahdude

May I introduce you to the Banana slicer:

Be sure to check out the reviews

u/aliveonarrival · 1 pointr/gadgets

Banana slicer. Don't know what I'd do without mine.

u/keywester · 1 pointr/promos

Third time this has been posted, but I still love it, reminds me of the Hutzler 571 banana slicer.

u/Runningforbeer343 · 1 pointr/mildlyinteresting

I'm surprised I haven't seen a comment about the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer... It looks like you won't be able to cut it properly...

u/imahornypanda · 1 pointr/mildlyinteresting

This won't work in the banana slicer. Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

u/bigbabyhuey · 1 pointr/OkCupid

They're not all terrible, though. Some are hilarious.

u/whobroughtmehere · 1 pointr/pics
u/centalapalooza · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

This little doohicky is only $2.68!

u/loki1014 · 1 pointr/DestinyTheGame
This might help. Don't believe me? See the glowing reviews for yourself!

u/Jragon713 · 1 pointr/gaming

You obviously haven't seen the banana slicer.

u/DrOCD · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

This banana slicer has always been my favorite.

Also here is a link to 5 of the Funniest Amazon Product Reviews

Also this barrel of lube

u/sunflowerx · 1 pointr/mildlyinteresting

I hope you weren't planning on using the Hutzler 571

u/Chickdey · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

My Favorite The reviews are the best :)

u/marmaladeskiiies · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Oh my god... it's like my dreams. all wrapped up into one contest!!

  1. Wow, that is a really hard question. I'm kind of a movie nut buuut if hard pressed, I would have to say my absolute FAVORITE that I could rewatch over and over and still get swept up in time and time again would have to be The Dark Knight. Which is kinda weird for me since I was never really into the whole "superhero" "action" movies thing, but I can't explain it. I just love it :)

  2. Honestly, I would like to win for myself. I'm a huge lover of r/MUA but my own makeup repetoire doesn't go much further than mascara! I absolutely love to try new things and new products so this would be fab. I actually just made a post about 2 weeks ago asking for help about how to make a basic haul soo... this really did come at a perfect time :) I would really like to... Sprout up and take the challenge.... of learning to makeup... (anything? hahaha)

  3. Non-makeup entry under $5: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer This baby is the bee's knees. The reviews really make me wanna give it a whirl. Makeup entry under $5: Lipstick! I stole this daring little lipstick for my list yesterday from /u/adragonisnoslave... it's just perfect!

  4. Sprout & Bubble! (is this cheating? :P)
u/Jobeanie123 · 1 pointr/funny

And at a mete $3.69, it was a steal!

Do be sure to read those reviews. They're awesome.

u/7thKingdom · 1 pointr/funny

Well crap. What am I supposed to do with my Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer now?

u/chemcalfarmr · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon


$3 ebook!

$2 woo banana slicer!!

and awesome contest idea :D THANKYOU!!!

u/pintasero · 1 pointr/Philippines

> Amazon reviews are way way better than Lazada

Then there's this. But I definitely agree that the should be more filters.

u/ThatGuyEveryoneLikes · 1 pointr/funny

I do feel insecure.

u/dontworryiwashedit · 1 pointr/funny

This reminds me of the banana slicer. The reviews are hilarious.

u/thewolfest · 0 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Them Banana Slicers! but I would love to be gifted this Fancy Little Item that is on my wishlist.

u/not26 · 0 pointsr/gadgets

The Hutzler 571 banana slicer, Just read the review, this thing is amazing!