Reddit reviews Keebler Ready Crust,Pie Crust, Shortbread, No-Bake, Ready to Use, Bulk Size, 72 oz (Pack of 12, 6 oz crusts)
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Convenient and ready to use, Keebler Ready Crust pie crusts have a from-scratch taste and are the perfect addition to your favorite dessert recipesDelicious and with a cookie-like shortbread taste, Keebler Ready Crust Shortbread Pie Crusts have a crispy texture and are ideal for no-bake pies; Just add pudding, fruit, and dessert fillingsMade with quality ingredients; 0g trans fat (1.5g monounsaturated fat and 0g polyunsaturated fat; see nutrition information for saturated fat content); Kosher PareveEnjoy as is or brush with a beaten egg and bake for a golden crust (cool before filling)Includes 12, 9-inch Keebler Ready Crust Shortbread Pie Crust (6 ounces); Packaged for freshness and great taste
Single item? Easy. 25lb bag of rainbow goddamn sprinkles. for just 30 bucks.
Or, if you really want to get this guy's dick hard, you can spread the comically sized foodstuffs love around with a 7 pound tin of chocolate/other flavor of pudding, a 4.5 pound tub of Reese's peanut butter sauce, a still respectable 5lb bag of chocolate sprinkles, and a dozen premade pie crusts for a mediocre but hilariously abundant batch of chocolate peanut butter pies for 50 bucks spot on. Shipping will take you over budget, depends on how much you like the idea.
You could also nix the peanut butter sauce and get oreo pie crusts with a vanilla/other pudding base if you take the person for an oreo lover (and who the fuck isn't?). Additionally there exists an 11lb bucket of goopy marshmallow gunk if you want to get truly insane. That one could also be a base for some other strange recipes. Or just give the massive marshmallow sludge-bucket with the 25# psychadelic sprinkles and leave this weirdo to his own batshit devices.
Just some ideas. Get creative. webstaurantstore.com is going to be your go to for this one, but you may need to flesh some of the extras out with amazon or another bulk food store.
One gargantuan pack of a single foodstuff? Ha, look at all the sprinkles I have! One for each fuck I don't give!
Multiple merely huge packs of symbiotic ingredients? Now we've got a ridiculous party going that everyone can enjoy.
I got my first girlfriend by getting her 15 bags of marshmallows for her birthday, since I had no fucking clue what she liked and was supposed to be at her party in less than an hour. She dug it.
Since then, foods in silly quantities have been a go-to for me in gifting. It's seriously my favorite. Have fun!