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Alright neckbeards, time to learn how to get the girl courtesy of /u/MibitGoHan.

1. Shave that goddamned neckbeard off. I'm serious. Just get rid of it, it ain't cute bitch. Get some shaving cream and a good fucking razor. Don't use the same fucking one you shaved your balls with 4 years ago. Get a new, good one. The more money you spend, the better.
   
   
2. Take a motherfucking shower. That's right, that's the rain machine that's next to the shithole you watch anime on. Get all 500lb of your greasy ass in that shower, turn that shit on, and for the love of god, use soap. Sulfate free shampoo is good too, but not every time you pleb. During this shower, you can also shave, you monkey.
   
   
3. Git gud clothing. Don't fucking walk around like this. Throw away the fedora, lose the flasher trench coat, and jesus christ don't walk around with gloves like some deranged person. Buy a nice button-down shirt, long sleeve if you're fat af, short sleeve if not, make sure it hugs close to the body, you're not going for the minimum wage slave look. Tailored pants or slim-cut jeans (Levi's 511's for example) will make the bitches crawl.
   
   
4. Wear deodorant and cologne. This is NOT a replacement for a shower you sick fuck. Take the shower first, apply deodorant BEFORE putting your shirt on and wait 5 minutes for it to dry. Don't fucking give yourself stains on your nice new clothing, it makes you look like the child you are. Spray your cologne in a cloud and then walk through it. DO NOT USE AXE JESUS. Get some good cologne, I recommend Lacoste Blanc cause it makes the bitches grease up their fish cunts. AGAIN DO NOT USE AXE YOU IDIOT. Your waifu would not approve.
   
   
5. Learn how to talk to people who aren't fucking weebs. Don't bring up anime at all. I don't give a fuck if there's a chance she is into anime. LET HER BRING IT UP. If you decide to go on about your various waifus and how much they mean to you, I almost guarantee she will mace you, call the police, and then fuck your brother. Guaranteed. Don't fucking do it. Instead, ask about shit she likes, and fucking listen to her. Bitches love when people listen. Also, try to be charming. If you got jokes, say jokes bitch. NOT ABOUT ANIME THO.
   
   
6. If you actually manage to take a girl home, DO NOT ASK HER TO HAVE SEX. I SWEAR. Don't just jump at the chance if you see it. Be as indirect as possible and try to pick up on her signals. If it seems like she's interested, and you take her to your place, ask her if she'd like some coffee or tea. Don't be like "DAE LETS FUCK". Let things progress naturally and you'll find yourself knee deep in hot asian pussy. Try not to cum in 3 seconds and you'll be fine.
   
   
   I hope this has taught you a thing or two, and I look forward to hearing about you being arrested for rape or assault or some shit in the news.
   
   -/u/MibitGoHan
   
   

They obviously have some issues getting women, so alright neck-beards, time to learn how to get the girl courtesy of /u/Tia00017

1. Shave that goddamned neckbeard off. I'm serious. Just get rid of it, it ain't cute bitch. Get some shaving cream and a good fucking razor. Don't use the same fucking one you shaved your balls with 4 years ago. Get a new, good one. The more money you spend, the better.
   
   
2. Take a motherfucking shower. That's right, that's the rain machine that's next to the shithole you watch anime on. Get all 500lb of your greasy ass in that shower, turn that shit on, and for the love of god, use soap. Sulfate free shampoo is good too, but not every time you pleb. During this shower, you can also shave, you monkey.
   
   
3. Git gud clothing. Don't fucking walk around like this. Throw away the fedora, lose the flasher trench coat, and jesus christ don't walk around with gloves like some deranged person. Buy a nice button-down shirt, long sleeve if you're fat af, short sleeve if not, make sure it hugs close to the body, you're not going for the minimum wage slave look. Tailored pants or slim-cut jeans (Levi's 511's for example) will make the bitches crawl.
   
   
4. Wear deodorant and cologne. This is NOT a replacement for a shower you sick fuck. Take the shower first, apply deodorant BEFORE putting your shirt on and wait 5 minutes for it to dry. Don't fucking give yourself stains on your nice new clothing, it makes you look like the child you are. Spray your cologne in a cloud and then walk through it. DO NOT USE AXE JESUS. Get some good cologne, I recommend Lacoste Blanc cause it makes the bitches grease up their fish cunts. AGAIN DO NOT USE AXE YOU IDIOT. Your waifu would not approve.
   
   
5. Learn how to talk to people who aren't fucking weebs. Don't bring up anime at all. I don't give a fuck if there's a chance she is into anime. LET HER BRING IT UP. If you decide to go on about your various waifus and how much they mean to you, I almost guarantee she will mace you, call the police, and then fuck your brother. Guaranteed. Don't fucking do it. Instead, ask about shit she likes, and fucking listen to her. Bitches love when people listen. Also, try to be charming. If you got jokes, say jokes bitch. NOT ABOUT ANIME THO.
   
   
6. If you actually manage to take a girl home, DO NOT ASK HER TO HAVE SEX. I SWEAR. Don't just jump at the chance if you see it. Be as indirect as possible and try to pick up on her signals. If it seems like she's interested, and you take her to your place, ask her if she'd like some coffee or tea. Don't be like "DAE LETS FUCK". Let things progress naturally and you'll find yourself knee deep in pussy. Try not to cum in 3 seconds, don't force her, and you'll be fine
   
   
   I hope this has taught you a thing or two, and I look forward to not hearing about you being arrested for rape or assault or some shit in the news if you follow my instructions.
   
   -/u/Tia00017
   

Alright neckbeards, time to learn how to get the girl courtesy of /u/MibitGoHan.

1. Shave that goddamned neckbeard off. I'm serious. Just get rid of it, it ain't cute bitch. Get some shaving cream and a good fucking razor. Don't use the same fucking one you shaved your balls with 4 years ago. Get a new, good one. The more money you spend, the better.
   
   
2. Take a motherfucking shower. That's right, that's the rain machine that's next to the shithole you watch anime on. Get all 500lb of your greasy ass in that shower, turn that shit on, and for the love of god, use soap. Sulfate free shampoo is good too, but not every time you pleb. During this shower, you can also shave, you monkey.
   
   
3. Git gud clothing. Don't fucking walk around like this. Throw away the fedora, lose the flasher trench coat, and jesus christ don't walk around with gloves like some deranged person. Buy a nice button-down shirt, long sleeve if you're fat af, short sleeve if not, make sure it hugs close to the body, you're not going for the minimum wage slave look. Tailored pants or slim-cut jeans (Levi's 511's for example) will make the bitches crawl.
   
   
4. Wear deodorant and cologne. This is NOT a replacement for a shower you sick fuck. Take the shower first, apply deodorant BEFORE putting your shirt on and wait 5 minutes for it to dry. Don't fucking give yourself stains on your nice new clothing, it makes you look like the child you are. Spray your cologne in a cloud and then walk through it. DO NOT USE AXE JESUS. Get some good cologne, I recommend Lacoste Blanc cause it makes the bitches grease up their fish cunts. AGAIN DO NOT USE AXE YOU IDIOT. Your waifu would not approve.
   
   
5. Learn how to talk to people who aren't fucking weebs. Don't bring up anime at all. I don't give a fuck if there's a chance she is into anime. LET HER BRING IT UP. If you decide to go on about your various waifus and how much they mean to you, I almost guarantee she will mace you, call the police, and then fuck your brother. Guaranteed. Don't fucking do it. Instead, ask about shit she likes, and fucking listen to her. Bitches love when people listen. Also, try to be charming. If you got jokes, say jokes bitch. NOT ABOUT ANIME THO.
   
   
6. If you actually manage to take a girl home, DO NOT ASK HER TO HAVE SEX. I SWEAR. Don't just jump at the chance if you see it. Be as indirect as possible and try to pick up on her signals. If it seems like she's interested, and you take her to your place, ask her if she'd like some coffee or tea. Don't be like "DAE LETS FUCK". Let things progress naturally and you'll find yourself knee deep in hot asian pussy. Try not to cum in 3 seconds and you'll be fine.
   
   
   I hope this has taught you a thing or two, and I look forward to hearing about you being arrested for rape or assault or some shit in the news.
   
   -/u/MibitGoHan
   
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   Credit to /u/MibetGoHan

This one makes the girls change their panties.

Smells amazing!

Tell me about it! Lacoste Cologne is so awesome to wear, but very expensive. Now I can order a bottle for less than fifty!