Reddit reviews Luxe Bidet Neo 110 - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment (blue and white)

Without question, a bidet.

• Low cost ($30ish on sale).
  
• You feel cleaner.
  
• You save money by using less toilet paper so it pays itself off eventually.
  
• Eco-friendly.
  
• Easy install.
  
  https://www.amazon.ca/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-110-Non-Electric/dp/B009ZLRSJ6

The $30 luxe bidet on amazon is perfectly fine and will improve your pooping life significantly (I feel dirty when I poop outside of my home now). You will use significantly less toilet paper and generally feel cleaner (you still need some toilet paper, but never more than one wipe for residuals and wiping up the water you just squirted all over your butthole).

It's exactly like a super soaker shooting your pincher, and you can adjust the pressure, max pressure almost hurts but next time you're 'wiping the marker' think about how nice it would be to just hose it down and be done with it.

It's not hard to install a toilet seat bidet! There's lots of simple ones that just have an extension from the pipe that feeds the toilet flush tank

https://www.amazon.ca/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-110-Non-Electric/dp/B009ZLRSJ6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1484745371&sr=8-1&keywords=toilet%2Bseat%2Bbidet&th=1

You can also get ones that attach to your hot water from the sink so you get a warm spray.

> I rent a flat and there's no space to put any sort of bidet.

Washlets are seats or seat attachments.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washlet

A cheap one (with installation video in the gallery):

http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-110-Non-Electric/dp/B009ZLRSJ6/

If your toilet's water supply is as easily reachable as it is in the video, installing one of these should be fairly easy.

You can buy an attachment for your toilet for under $50.

I use TP as a test to see if I got it all, but it's very rare that I don't. Maybe it just depends on the bidet. I use this cheap-ass attachment for 30 bucks. Works like a charm. Nowadays it takes me over a month to go through a roll of paper.

Along the same line, a watering pail (like what you use to water plants). Pour it down your crack for a cheap bidet effect

Edit: These are the cheapest I could find.

For all those that do not have a bidet, it will change your life. It literally is the best $30 I've ever spent. There are many more that are more expensive but as far as entry level goes this one is great.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B009ZLRSJ6

Got one for every toilet in the house. Literally one of the best purchases I've made.

They might appreciate a bidet!

I bought one of these a couple of years ago. Easy to install, no complaints. I don't know about anybody else but I -do- use a little TP to both doublecheck that the job is done and to dry my bits off. Overall, a roll can last me (single male) a month.

Going paperless is still in fashion in parts of Asia. But for me, a guy born & raised in America, it was a leap of faith about a year ago when I installed a bidet under the toilet seat and no amount of Internet videos & articles could truly prepare me for that first blast. But here I am, almost a year later and I'd never go back. Benefits I've noticed include:

• Hemorrhoid Relief: Because my work keeps me mostly in a chair at a desk, I used to have some terrible pain down there. Really, really terrible. We're bloody stools that looked like a Nightmare on Elm Street special toilet edition. They took a few months to go away, but today I have no problems unless there is an extremely hard stool.
  
  
• Spicy Foods, bring it on! It used to be a real pain about 12 hours after I ate hot spicy foods. Now I wash away the heat from down beneath.
  
  
• Cleaned to Pristine: Toilet paper will always leave poop residue on your bunghole. Wipe all you like, it's still there. With water, I'm 100% clean every time.
  
  
• Great cool down after heavy exercise: On a hot summers day when you go out and run or lift or whatever, a great way to catch your breath and cool down is to sit on a cold bidet and let it take your breath away. Yeah, this one's a little weird but it truly is a great cool down.
  
  
• Diarrhea Be Dammed: On those rare occasions when I'm sick with the flu, hourly bowel movements used to really irritate the backside because of all the wiping. With my bidet I said goodbye to chapped anus.
  
  
• Go Deep: For the brave, you can actually center the stream and go for a minor colon flush.
  
  
• The Humor: The face my 5 year old son made the first time he decided to play with the lever while sitting on my toilet will forever be burned into my sense of humor. I never would have known just how BIG his eyes can get. Absolutely priceless.
  
  
• $Money$: Every dollar you're not spending on toilet tissue is a dollar you can spend towards sitting on a beach with the beverage of your choice.
  
  
• Never running out of the Important Papers. (self explanatory, you KNOW what I'm talking about)
  
  
• Environmentally Friendlier: Toilet paper actually is bad for the environment. The process to make it requires massive amounts of water and chemicals. I don't think anyone is clear cutting rain forests to make toilet tissue, but it does take trees and electric energy. After the fact, toilet tissue has to be broken down at the sewage plant and a portion of it ends up as a gray matter that ends up in landfills (take a tour of your local sewage plant to see what I mean).
  
  I have found that it's healthier, cleaner and more environmental to give up toilet tissue. I've often wondered how much of an impact it would if everyone on Earth made the switch.
  
  The Bad:
  While there are portable 'squeeze water bottle' bidets available, I find them impractical to carry with me. So on the rare occasions I'm not 'making the morning deposit' at home and I have no choice but to paper wipe, it irritates because I'm not used to it.
  
  How it works:
  A device connects under your toilet seat with a small water sprayer that showers your 'down there'. A water supply line connects under the toilet's water tank using a T adapter. It's actually a pretty simple DIY project to install, but make darned sure you have all the plumbing supplies you need before you start if this is your only toilet. There are heated models available. My largest fear at the beginning was the cold water part. Heated models require wiring and are much more expensive. I decided to try the cold model first and see how it went. Glad I did, I'd never want to use heated water now. The first couple goes were a bit chilly, but it got easier every time.
  
  http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Ne.../dp/B009ZLRSJ6/
  
  So there it is, my tell all deepest darkest secret. Ask me any questions, or if you're in the Bidet Brotherhood (or sisterhood) share your own experiences.

You can buy the fancy toto toilet seats off Amazon .

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B009IJ2LJ2/ref=pd_aw_sim_hi_14?refRID=0CV8DGTAEGAVHZNH1ZVW

But these much cheaper attachments are easy to install and work really well.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B009ZLRSJ6?psc=1

Video model

http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-110-Non-Electric/dp/B009ZLRSJ6/ref=sr_1_4?s=hi&ie=UTF8&qid=1420420429&sr=1-4&keywords=bidet

This is the one I have. I only turn it up a little past the second dot or so on the power setting because it doesn't have a lot of restriction in the valve

I got this one, it changed my life. Got one for Mom, she loved it and had me get one for all her sisters.

I bought a $25 bidet attachment on Amazon and it works wonderfully. Stings my butthole a little if I turn the pressure too high, but I can't imagine a working bidet being any cheaper.

Edit: it was this one if anyone cares.

On amazon you can buy fantastic ones that attach onto your toilet! I have one and I love it.


http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B009ZLRSJ6/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?qid=1418265373&sr=8-3&pi=AC_SX200_QL40


Not mine but similar!!! Really easy to install.

This is the one I use at home and have for the past six years. Though this appears to be the same except colored blue and white vs just white and it's 7 bucks cheaper.

If you just search amazon for bidet, there are tons of options, from the basic one that I link above to ones that use front and back warm water, blow dry you, spray fragrance and have a remote control (and also cost $600 O_o).

The attachable bidet. Here's the one I bought from Amazon. They have other models, but this is their basic model that's perfect for most anyone.

Their other models have things like a second tube for a different angle, designed for vaginal cleaning.

https://www.amazon.ca/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-110-Non-Electric/dp/B009ZLRSJ6/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?keywords=bidet&qid=1571364701&sr=8-4

You can get them for super cheap on amazon. This one that I have is 30 bucks and it works great. https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-110-Non-Electric/dp/B009ZLRSJ6/ref=sr_1_17?s=kitchen-bath&ie=UTF8&qid=1492278460&sr=1-17&keywords=bidet

I bought this one off amazon, but never opened or installed it and lost interest. I'll sell it to you if you want it.

https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B009ZLRSJ6/ref=pe_386430_126088100_TE_item

It should be second from the top here: https://www.amazon.ca/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-110-Non-Electric/product-reviews/B009ZLRSJ6/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_viewopt_srt?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews&sortBy=recent&pageNumber=1

I bought this one and don't regret it a bit, even though it doesn't heat the water. It only gets uncomfortably cold in winter if I run it for too long but you can always take a break and restart if needed.

I got one of these as they're pretty cheap and easy to install.

I use hardly any toilet paper now; it takes one small bit to dry off after thoroughly cleaning with the bidet.

which one are you referring to?

this one seems to score high marks and is somewhat inexpensive.
http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-110-Non-Electric/dp/B009ZLRSJ6/ref=zg_bs_6810564011_3

http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-110-Non-Electric/dp/B009ZLRSJ6/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1421433914&sr=8-8&keywords=bidet&pebp=1421433935855&peasin=B009ZLRSJ6

Get one of these, and your life will never be the same:
http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-110-Non-Electric/dp/B009ZLRSJ6/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1419037663&sr=8-3

Besides cash/giftcards, something stupid that no one needs, like an attachable bidet.

Hahaha. Nice! You still gotta use a little TP, but it's just basically for drying. This is the one we got, but I think a starter one like this probably works just fine.

If you are in Canada and aren't really sure, get Neo 110 from Amazon. Can't go wrong for $34.

I've recommended it to my friends, and none of them have any complaints. Even with Canadian cold water, it is worth it.

This is the one I got 7 years ago, best purchase in my life.

Check out this device to save even more toilet paper and unecessary showers when things get real busy down there.

Luxe Bidet Neo 110 - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment (blue and white) https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B009ZLRSJ6/

Try installing one of these on your toilet. Will make cleanup take 30 seconds and be pain free.