Reddit reviews Luxe Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (white and white)

Bidets! I have this one and it is one of my best purchases of all time. Now I hate pooping anywhere but home.

There are other kinds too. When I was visiting Portugal they often had these bidets that were kind of a mix of a toilet and a sink, and I think you were supposed to run the water and wipe off with your hand... I never used it, but eventually the concept won me over.

Edit: amazon link if you're interested.

Have not tried this toilet add on bidet but some people swear by these. Forty dollar experiment.

Luxe Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (white and white) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_j9P2Db322FZGA

J'ai acheté un attachement de bidet pour ma toilette il y a quelques années pour environ 40$ et c'est vraiment un de mes meilleurs investissements, sans compter l'aspect écologique. C'est un modèle semblable à celui-ci, mais il y a une tonne d'options sur le marché dorénavant, et c'est très simple à installer.

Je vous le recommande fortement, votre péteux vous en sera reconnaissant.

I'm in the US too. I bought a cheap one online. I made some wipes to dry myself from some old towels sewn to a nylon backing. I'd do it again in a heartbeat and asked for enough to convert my other toilets for Christmas. Luxe Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (white and white) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_3O9RDbMGTZ3WE

You don't need to win the lottery to have a bidet. I got one of these for $40 a couple years ago and my life his improved significantly. You're living like a peasant cleaning your ass with paper.

Luxe Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (white and white) https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_gh8Yzb71WGN90

It was more than $30 though apparently.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JG2DETM/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?keywords=beday&qid=1563475654&s=gateway&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1

Best $30 you will ever spend.

There's actually a relatively inexpensive bidet toilet attachment if you're interested. I don't have one but they seem to have great reviews.

And on a similar note, a bidet attachment for your toilet. They're like $40 and super easy to install. (Don't bother with a hot water one, it really doesn't matter). I have this one. Seriously game-changing.

>hugs you are too kind! I tried googling bidets before but I don't understand. You sit down on a bowl of water and run your hands over yourself?

It's an attachment you put between the toilet seat and bowl. It shoots a jet of water to you underside and rinses, like a faucet for your bum.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JG2DETM?gclid=Cj0KCQiAtf_tBRDtARIsAIbAKe25IIV2ZOFdQypDC-VGqu96_Ah4xEfmjB5Xbo6o6scuqCcM0o3MJDAaAs3dEALw_wcB

Buy a bidet... Instal it yourself.. And bam... You have a cebokan

Edit: here's the best selling one on amazon
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00JG2DETM/ref=mh_s9_acsd_top_bkUNrH_c_x_1_w?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=mobile-hybrid-11&pf_rd_r=BJKDAW5JTQMZ2RRJ81D8&pf_rd_t=30901&pf_rd_p=c21ec71f-52a5-57f0-a441-f6e3c87ea1d7&pf_rd_i=686953011

Here it is! Really affordable and easy to install.

^ This. Change your life for $35.

($47 if you have mysterious lady parts stuff that needs freshening as well).

You can buy bidets online that install on your toilet in about ten minutes.


Luxe Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (white and white) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_rTv3Db8N4V90K

Get this one

https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=sr_1_4?crid=1EO5WN5GHCSSX&keywords=neo%2Bbidet%2B120&qid=1571098960&sprefix=neo%2Bbidet%2Caps%2C240&sr=8-4&th=1

Now 35. You know how Amazon prices can vary from month to month. Here's the model I have and it is great!
Luxe Bidet Neo 120 - Self... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JG2DETM?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

Do you have one of these? People keep recommending them on here and I think I'm going to get one. I hate to admit it, but I tend to have an issue with diaper rash. (Thanks, hemorrhoids!)

If you're having wet gas and worried about smells, it may help you feel cleaner and more confident.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JG2DETM/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o09_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I have this $35 one from Amazon.

Yes, it's cold water. It comes from the toilet tank.

The pressure it produces is .... fucking ridiculous. It has four little dots on the dial to indicate low or high flow. I've had it for a year now and I still can't even get to the lowest setting without feeling like my asshole is being ripped apart. I have to put it between "off" and the lowest one. So if you're worried about it not being strong enough, let me quell that fear right away. I literally cannot fathom anyone needing the high setting. It would probably make me bleed.
And yes, after you use it you use a small amount of TP to make yourself dry. I've seen other people say they use a washcloth for this since you're theoretically clean at this point. I maybe would do that if I lived alone but I'd feel weird having a reusable butt wipe in my bathroom that other people would see. I definitely recommend them. Overall probably the best $35 I've spent in the last 5 years.

I believe this is the one I got. https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JG2DETM

Whenever I buy anything on Amazon, I sort by average review scores and get the best that isn't unreasonably higher priced than the others.

bidet

Thank me later.

Those are the nice ones. There's another category of budget ones from like $20-60 all over Amazon from a hundred Chinese clone companies. They're hit or miss on quality as the reviews show, but I figured they're so cheap, why not give it a try. It has been great. The nicer ones offer better options, heated water, aerated water, air dryers, fancy remotes and all this, and that would be great but I don't want to pay for it and my hot water line is across the room from the toilet, so a cheapo is fine for me.

I got this one and it has been great. People in the reviews talked about it blasting your starfish skin off and wow they weren't kidding. The pressure twisty knob on this one is an illusion - realistically there's only Off or Peel Paint. So I got one of these twisty valves to go between the bidet hose and the main water pipe so I could fine tune the pressure to more reasonable levels and that has been great. You want some pressure to get that stuff off of you but not so much that your proctologist runs out of the room crying.

Wet butthole cleaning is the only way to go, the only way that makes sense, and sometimes it's nice to just let it run while you contemplate things and see if any more wants to come out. Toilet paper lasts forever now because you just need a couple squares to dab dry.

Or buy a great $35 bidet and save hundreds on toilet paper! Best DIY quality of life purchase I've made, took 10 minutes. Especially helpful certain times of the month.
Ever get your hands really dirty and try and wipe them clean with a dry paper towel? Didn't think so.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=twister_B00KRO5XLA?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00JG2DETM

I never thought it would be weird, I just thought they'd be expensive and never got around to looking into them. Last week I saw someone on reddit mention a nice affordable Luxe bidet I could get on amazon for under $40, and I figured why not pull the trigger. It was super easy to install, and it seriously is the greatest home improvement purchase I've ever made.

It's like washing your butt in a shower after every #2, just dry with a little bit of toilet paper and you're done. Amazing!

This is the model I bought if you're interested in looking at reviews and what not: https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1499879011&sr=8-1&keywords=luxe+120

Haha, I'm glad I could be of some help! Also if you really want to be a super pooper, get yourself one of these bidet attachments. I picked one up a couple months ago and it forever changed my views on pooping. It's like a power washer for your anus. I can't recommend it enough.

Also if you plan on snagging one, don't bother to get the hot water version. That's because the hot water has to heat up first just like how your sink works because it's tapping off the same line. You get used to the cold water version and don't even notice it after the first couple uses.

You can buy a bidet that fits under the toilet seat and all the fittings needed to install it yourself for less than $40, my father-in-law is obsessed with them and has installed them on his own toilets and for his kids at college in their dorms/apartments. This is what they look like

Fuck wiping her ass, install a bidet, you can get one for forty bucks on Amazon, and they are super easy to install. All you need is a wrench and a screwdriver.

Edited to add this link; this is the one I have. Keep in mind that the water isn't heated, and in the winter, nothing wakes you up quite as fast a a jet of icy cold water on your butt, haha.

After reviewing everyone's comments, I think I will try out an attachment first and see how I like it, and upgrade at a later date based on my experience. Right now, I am leaning towards the Luxe Bidet Neo 120 since it has a self-cleaning nozzle.

https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=pe_3034960_233709270_TE_item

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JG2DETM/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

15 minutes to install with hand tools. no permanent modifications. i have it installed on both of my toilets. it leaked on the second toilet, but it wasn't due to a faulty product. i replaced the toilets fill valve assembly and everything was fine after that. the fill valve assembly was only a few bucks and isn't a bad idea to change out anyways. that took a few minutes. overall, i'm extremely happy with them.

I gave the other guy this tip well. Treat yo self.

Toilet attachment. This [one].(http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JG2DETM?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=ox_sc_act_title_4&smid=A2E4TKQ2QE4KJS)

You can thank me later https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JG2DETM?gclid=Cj0KCQiAk7TuBRDQARIsAMRrfUYEpMUXS8CsyTfJ6y372muF2eK34YIgQYdmIzMFynh6LyM4brinhOwaAoBsEALw_wcB

I got this one. Really great, setup took about 20 minutes for me, who didn't even understand how a toilet seat is attached to a toilet before I did the install, my ass is now eco-friendly as fuck.

Y'all walking around with dirty assholes. Get a $30 bidet and the cheapness of your TP doesn't matter because you're just using it to pat dry after hosing out your sphincter.

I just installed them on all our toilets at home, and I'm not sure why I waited.

You simply go, then blast your butt with the water stream. It knocks off all the 'debris'. Then you finish up by patting (not wiping/rubbing) the area dry with toilet paper.

I'd highly recommend this one: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JG2DETM/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o05_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Get a bidet attachment for your toilet. They are cheap and a godsend. I bought this one a month ago and I can't imagine how I've lived so long without one.https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JG2DETM/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o05_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

This happens all the time, companies that sell through Amazon will do almost anything to preserve their star ratings. I've once bought a bidet on Amazon, and the seller said they would send me a second one for free if I would leave a review. I honestly loved the product but hadn't bothered to leave a review, so I said yes. I did not mention the free bidet they had given me.

On the flip side, I left a bad review for what was legitimately a horrible product, a showerhead that rusted and split open a month after I installed it. I left a bad review, and they offered to replace it, saying they had modified the design, but I declined and left my review in place. Here, I also did not mention the offer since I did not take them up on it.

Point is, don't feel bad about taking them up on their offer if you are interested -- just be transparent if you update your review accordingly. You can edit your review and append an update with info about how they sent you a revised design replacement, and what you thought of it. If you are not interested, I would leave the review as-is and decline.

This is your future!!! I recommend getting the brass t-adapter. Seriously, once you get one of these, you’ll wonder what else you’ve been screwing up your entire life.

Although it’s not what you’re asking, you may not be aware that you can add a bidet to an existing toilet. This is a popular one, and it’s easy to install.

$30 comes in under budget.

Luxe Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (white and white) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_JPVRDb7VT2296

>C'est un modèle semblable à celui-ci, mais il y a une tonne d'options sur le marché dorénavant, et c'est très simple à installer.

Je pensais à en acheter un comme ça, j'ai actuellement la petite douche et ça se ferme après chaque utilisation (y'a une valve en métal de bonne qualité, mais j'y ai mis le prix c'était pas loin de 100$ il y a quelques années) pour éviter que ça coule. Ton modèle est-ce que ça risque de couler après quelques années? Est-ce que ça te semble de bonne qualité?

Bought this one on Amazon and holy shit- you need to make sure you turn it on slowly or it will blast a new hole in your ass

Nah, mine literally just has to hookup to the back of the toilet for the water, and then it bolts on under the seat.

Luxe Bidet Neo 120 - Self... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JG2DETM?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

Not sure how plumbing is set up in the other parts of the world though. I think even some toilets in the U.S. are incompatible depending but I'm not 100% sure because this is the first time I've owned one.

But yeah, I save a ton on toilet paper.

Get a bidet for home (https://www.amazon.ca/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1541827320&sr=8-3&keywords=bidet). And just bring wipes to work. I keep them in my bag and discreetly put them in my pocket when I go take a shit. If someone sees them, then who cares?

Buy this. They are magical.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00JG2DETM

We have this one: Works great!

https://smile.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=bidet&qid=1568869696&sr=8-5&th=1

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Buy a bidet. This one on Amazon is only $35 and works great. You just spray it all down, and then use some TP to dry it. If you give a good wash, you'll have nothing to wipe but water.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=asc_df_B00JG2DETM4776792/?tag=hyprod-20&creative=394997&creativeASIN=B00JG2DETM&linkCode=df0&hvadid=168482941366&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=15777915166438875276&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9019792&hvtargid=pla-304968308364

This is the one I've got.