Reddit reviews Luxe Bidet Neo 180 Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachment w/ Self-cleaning Dual Nozzle and Adjustable Water Pressure for Sanitary and Feminine Wash (Blue and White) w/ Lever Control

What's your bidget? ;)

I'd highly recommend this one, hooks up to the water supply. Totos are the best but you'll need an electric outlet nearby. This is from Amazon unfortunately, but don't know where to buy this locally. It's great!

Luxe Bidet Neo 180 (Elite Series) - Self Cleaning Dual Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment with Strong Faucet Valves and Metal Hoses https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00A0RMQ1E/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_wD52xbYSPD7X4

Best $50 ever spent

edit* Thanks so much for the gold!!!!

idk if it's one of the better ones, but this is the one I have, and it works great:

https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B00A0RMQ1E/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00__o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

There's also a cheaper ($35) version that looks to be almost the same (I can't remember now why I got the $50 one):

https://smile.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RHSJO?ref_=bl_dp_s_web_5456991011

I actually bought it a few years back after I saw it linked in a random Reddit thread. Definitely the best thing Reddit has done for my life.

I love my bidet attachment! It's ruined regular toilets for me.

I'd let them know it's leaking and ask if they would please replace it. If they do, yay! If they take it away and don't replace it you can buy and install one yourself. No special skills or tools should be required; just follow the instructions. Then you can take it with you when you leave.

I live in a non-bidet country as well. Been using one of these.
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00A0RMQ1E/ref=mp_s_a_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1502903378&sr=8-6&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=luxe+bidet&dpPl=1&dpID=41mIYFMfD0L&ref=plSrch

It's great.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned using a bidet instead. This way there is no risk of clogging wastewater pipes.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00A0RMQ1E

We have one of these installed in every toilet in our house. There should be a law that requires them in all public bathrooms. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00A0RMQ1E/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

One of the best purchases I’ve made: https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-180-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RMQ1E. Check out comments on amazon.

Just to clarify a few things here. While internal hemorrhoids can bleed, they typically are not painful. The nerve endings are actually there to sense fullness in your rectum for you to defecate - not for sensing pain.

The pain you're having is most likely the same external hemorrhoid, or a new one that's popped up. Have you tried looking for it, or do you feel it when you go to wipe? You can of course have both internal and external hemorrhoids at the same time. The color of the blood is difficult to gauge if you're trying to google your symptoms, since it can vary with the color and substance of your stool.

How long have you been dealing with them (from the very first flareup)? While having a soft stool is ideal, you also don't want to switch to a pure fiber only diet (can actually make the stool harder w/o water), and you also don't want to irritate the bowels causing you to have to strain excessively.

Best recommendation is this:

1. Begin taking stool softener everyday. They typically come in the 100 mg/capsule. Take two a day with a meal. Remember this is the Docusate Sodium. Not a laxative like magnesium or bisacodyl. If you're confused, just ask your pharmacist. Can be generic CVS/Walgreen brand.
   
   
2. Start taking a daily probiotic. Also can be generic.
   
   
3. Be mindful of your diet. There are certain foods/drinks that can irritate or cause flareups. Alcohol for example can cause constipation, while coffee can overstimulate the bowels leading to excess strain. Have things like this in moderation. Always stay hydrated. Remember, increasing your fiber isn't enough. If you don't get enough, start having some fiber gummies a day. But, also make sure to supplement your diet with water! Water helps create soft stools. This is important for the passage.
   
   
4. For immediate relief, you'll likely need to start the Preparation H suppositories. Unfortunately, the ointment will not be enough and will not penetrate the irritated vessels. The suppositories typically bring relief within a few days. Go ahead and use the topical ointment to coat the outer layer of the suppository to help aid in the insertion.
   
   
5. After a BM, and cleaning yourself off with toilet paper, use either Preparation H wipes or Tucks wipes. They both have Witch Hazel which is extremely effective at calming irritated hemorrhoids.
   
   
6. If you can afford it, I'd recommend the following two items. One of the Luxe Bidet's from Amazon. Not only does it keep you cleaner and you use less toilet paper, the water is excellent for relief during flareups. Toilet paper can be abrasive and even touching the prolapsed hemorrhoid can cause pain. This is extremely affective, and I encourage anyone and everyone to make the switch. Super easy to install and work amazing. We have one in every bathroom of our home. The second thing is a Squatty Potty. I see they've upped the price. These were only $25 at one point, which is more reasonable for what they are. You could get away with purchasing your own stool for less if you look around. Essentially, elevating your feet allows your bowel to flow better, preventing access strain on the hemorrhoids.
   
   
7. Lastly, I recommend to avoid working out until these go away. Once they're gone, resume exercise. Exercising will promote proper blood flow and encourage healthy BM's.
   
   
   Hope this helps - and by all means, if you don't find relief within a week, please go see a doctor. While it may seem embarrassing to you, it can be a more serious issue that requires medical intervention. Feel better!
   
   
   
   

I got this bidet and it was life changing. Now I carry a portable one with me when I travel.

Here you go! This is the exact one I have now (with the lady function). Mine does not pulsate like /u/Hellen_Lecter's but I still love it.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00A0RMQ1E/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o05_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I obviously didn't install it (as mentioned in a previous comment), but even though my father complained it didn't take him long and I remember him saying it wasn't that difficult. With that being said if you don't know anything about plumbing like me you should probably ask someone who does for help lest you end up flooding your bathroom or breaking your toilet.

This is the one I got

Our bidet attachment arrived yesterday from amazon. I'm so clean, I recommend everyone get one.

LUXE Neo 180 the 120 is fifteen bucks cheaper if you don't need the lady setting

^ This. Change your life for $35.

($47 if you have mysterious lady parts stuff that needs freshening as well).

Thirding the bidet, and I'll recommend this one in particular.

I'll also suggest one of the various pseudo-squatting stools, such as the squatty potty.

Fyi: you can buy a bidet attachment that fits on to any toilet. I bought this a few months ago and love it

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RMQ1E/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_cIqUzb0T9J37A

Here is the item that I bought. It's REALLY simple to install and it should take no longer than 5-10 minutes.

What does it do? Pretty much when you are done pooping it shoots water on your asshole completely cleaning your asshole out. And when I mean on your asshole I MEAN RIGHT THERE, ON YOUR ASSHOLE. Note: If you have hemorrhoids it's best to get that fixed first before using the bidet.

How does it do it? (I'm bad at explaining things.) There's a diverter tube that get connected to the tube that flows into your toilet, that attaches to the bidet. It uses water pressure from your house and jets the water onto your backside. You may have to move your butt around to make sure the water gets your whole butthole. Then you get up and wipe your butt with toilet paper. There should be no poop, only water on the toilet paper. It's 95% one wipe day, EVERYDAY!

Put it like this: Imagine if you got poop on you arm right now. How would you clean it up? Would you be happy with using a paper towel and leaving it as in? No, you probably would run water on your arm first then wipe it off with the towel. What you are pretty much doing right now on your backside is being happy/content with using just the toilet paper to clean your backside and being happy. That's just gross. That $55 that I spent on my bidet has LITERALLY paid for itself in less than a week. The feeling of actually being clean back there feels amazing. (Note: I do NOT work for LUXE bidet or know anyone that does nor am I an investor.) Buy it, try it, and you'll be thanking me later. Unless you have hemorrhoids.

Buy one of these and install it in your dorm toilet.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00A0RMQ1E/ref=pd_aw_sim_hi_3?refRID=0R5C6Z4M99083DVBZF0A

If you don't have a private toilet then buy a portable bidet.

http://www.amazon.com/Giraf-BP-30-Portable-Travel-Bidet/dp/B001BYV3J6

If I could give a recommendation for a "starter model", I'd recommend the Neo 180: http://www.amazon.com/Bidet-Neo-180-Quality-Metal-Ceramic/dp/B00A0RMQ1E/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1395541041&sr=8-1&keywords=luxe+bidet+neo+180#productDetails

It's a "cold water" model, but it really feels more room temperature. Not bad at all.

If you wanted to upgrade to getting a hot water line in there as well, I installed the Neo 320 model in our guest bath, but it takes just as long to get hot water going as it would for the sink, so it's not really worth the money for me.

Both of the models I mentioned have a nozzle guard and alternative nozzle for the lady bits, which my wife says are a fucking godsend. I'll take her word on it.

Check it out Luxe Bidet Neo 180 - Self Cleaning Dual Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment Blue https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RMQ1E/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_i_cNrsDbF7KZXY5

This one has a womens setting. Installed 60 days ago. Life is so much better.

http://www.amazon.com/Bidet-Neo-180-Elite-Series/dp/B00A0RMQ1E/ref=pd_sim_hi_4?ie=UTF8&refRID=0W0CEGN5PZQFQRZ0VGV5

Well, mine isn't one of the separate units. I have one this one that just attaches to your existing toilet.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00A0RMQ1E/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Sounds like crappy (or really badly adjusted) bidets. I would suggest getting one with an adjustable pressure knob so you can go anywhere from "gentle springtime clean" to "pressure-wash the house". This is a cheap one I've used and other than the plastic construction, it works just fine.

Bidets are awesome, and so cheap! I have this one. Game changer is absolutely the term. The amount of TP you save will allow this to pay for itself in the first year.

It sounds like you need to take back control of your toilet time. I 100% empathize with you about power-flush toilets splashing you because the motion sensor is shitty.

But, this will change your life, and for the better. And imagine all the trees you'll be saving by using much less TP.

Hahaha. Nice! You still gotta use a little TP, but it's just basically for drying. This is the one we got, but I think a starter one like this probably works just fine.

No joke, get a bidet seat. I wasn't as extreme as you but I started doing the deuce about twice a day at the worst. A bidet saves your life by doing the heavy lifting, then you just dry yourself afterward.

https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-180-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RMQ1E/ref=pd_sim_60_8?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00A0RMQ1E&pd_rd_r=ae2a30d7-e47f-11e8-bb33-5d4c1ce1f10a&pd_rd_w=BWwO7&pd_rd_wg=vRDpy&pf_rd_i=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=18bb0b78-4200-49b9-ac91-f141d61a1780&pf_rd_r=H2Z7F8FSEP1YQ50T2D5H&pf_rd_s=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_t=40701&psc=1&refRID=H2Z7F8FSEP1YQ50T2D5H

Not OP, but I highly recommend the Luxe Bidet Neo 180 - Self Cleaning Dual Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment Blue for affordability and super-easy install.

Why not get a bidet? Takes 15 minutes to install.

This is the one my gf installed in 20 minutes. It has both ass and female parts cleaning nozzles and works SOOOO well! I almost hate pooping anywhere else but at home just because I love how the bidet does such a good job. Also, really good to freshen up before and after sex with :)