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1 yr warranty2 powerful speeds, low 5000 rpm, high 6000 rpmMost popular massager for over 30 yearsNon phallic appearanceElectric for constant, powerful vibration
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209 Reddit comments about Magic Wand Massager:

u/not_just_the_IT_guy · 122 pointsr/BuyItForLife

I should probably use a throwaway for this but...

NSFW: Hitachi Magic Wand

u/HamTMan · 71 pointsr/AdviceAnimals

Sound like it's time to move up to the Hitachi Magic Wand.

u/[deleted] · 43 pointsr/videos

They are sitting on one of these: Hitachi Magic Wand

They are the things you see in porn all the time. I actually got one for my GF since we are doing distance. Honestly, orgasms are not optional with this thing. Turning it on high is more than enough power to get through even jeans/pants.

u/Kodix · 25 pointsr/funny

Isn't that a Hitachi Magic Wand? Or does it just look like one?

Either way, if they put it out for testing like that, it's expected for some people to try it like this. If not for testing like this, what else is it there for? Clients to masturbate with and check if it's to their liking?

u/Shroffinator · 24 pointsr/trippinthroughtime

my bad, misread.

A little silver bullet can do the trick but if you really want to save up and surprise her one day try this. Comes down to preference but basically most powerful/high acclaimed "massager" on the market.

u/UNPER50N · 21 pointsr/AdviceAnimals
u/SoNotYours · 18 pointsr/sex
u/ManForReal · 17 pointsr/JUSTNOMIL

>Isn’t it normal for a mid twenties man to develop his own life that doesn’t involve his parents every weekend?

Yes. YES.

Is BFsMom married, divorced or widowed? She sounds like she made an 'A' in JN101 - Making your offspring your sonsband.

If she doesn't have a spouse she needs a BF closer to her age. Or a Hitachi. Or a dog or joining a knitting circle or a rollerblading group or SOMETHING other than her pwecious baby boy.

And said offspring needs a pair of shears, to cut the fucking apron strings. He comes to town for 2-3 days, he needs to spend 20 minutes at mom's house and the rest having hot sex hanging out with you.

He's a grown man. Mommy's clingyness is HIS problem, not hers. He needs to peel her off his leg, spray her with a water bottle when she tries to hump it and tell her to Get a Life.

Ask him if his mother's responsible for his feelings. The answer should, of course, be no. Then ask why he feels responsible for hers? She's been adult (chronologically at least) longer than he's been alive. She needs to renew her relationship with her husband, seduce her pastor (not really) or do something besides expect BF to fill her time and give her life meaning.

BF needs to read and re-read my standard recommendations for a young male who hasn't quite located his balls, or who finds them in his mother's purse: When I Say No I Feel Guilty by Manuel J. Smith and No More Mr. Nice Guy by Robert A. Glover.

One possible reason he's going gray in his twenties is that his mom's stressing him out. He needs to think about that, as it's no more his job to change his mother than is being her emotional spouse.

It's his job to stop letting her fuck with his life.

u/karaus · 14 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

I thought the same thing at first, but then recognized it as a Magic Wand.

u/Mr_Horrible · 13 pointsr/sex

Hitachi magic wand - wonderful invention. worth every cent.

*edit: you aren't doing anything "wrong" at all, everyone has to develop their own method.

u/SobriKate · 12 pointsr/asktransgender
u/powlette · 12 pointsr/AskReddit

I never met a woman who didn't love a Hitachi Magic Wand

u/The_Accountemist · 12 pointsr/exmormon

This bad boy. Works every time.

u/FrostyTheSasquatch · 11 pointsr/sex

Like a Hitachi "massager", perhaps?

u/Neebat · 11 pointsr/pics

She needs a Hitachi Magic Wand. Plug-in power provides persistent pleasure. (Second link is NSFW. Great educational comic.)

(Probably more endurance than Dr Tam.)

u/do_0b · 11 pointsr/sex

100% for real, let her play with this tool specifically on herself before and during sex. Let her cum first while you just kiss and stroke her, so she doesn't have to worry about performing or getting you off. After she goes, it's all you, but let her keep the wand going.


And for ffs, get the cord version, not the rechargeable version.

u/Ivan_Whackinov · 11 pointsr/Cooking

> "Don't get your partner anything that plugs in"

Says who?

u/fifteensmiles · 11 pointsr/sex

Obvious stuff: Set up rules, limits, safewords before hand.

Toy suggestions: I have this slut paddle which I really like. It doesn't quite leave the impression it's supposed to, but it's still sexy to think about being branded like that. It also doesn't sting as much as, say, a cane or cat o' nine tails.
For bondage, you could get some basic cuff restraints. If you want to do rope, there are some good tutorials on youtube and I recommend this Rope Bondage 101 guide from kinkfriendly.org.
If she's into forced orgasms, the Hitachi Magic Wand is indeed a magical machine.

Positions: Face down, ass up always makes me feel pretty exposed and dominated, though a more missionary-type position is generally more conducive for choking.

u/is45toooldforreddit · 9 pointsr/ConfusedBoners
u/im14 · 9 pointsr/AdviceAnimals

my gf can't orgasm from anything but this. it's a must-have for any girl.

u/ironchefpython · 9 pointsr/IAmA

> I really try not to think of the ways that would make masturbation possible

Oh, come on... you can't give up that easy. If it were my vajayjay, I would be totally trying to think of ways to McGuyver that baby into overdrive. Start with an industrial timer plug it into an extension cable with a switch then plug in a Hitachi Magic Wand, use some strategically positioned body pillows to get comfortable placement, then flip the switch and hang on for the ride of your life.

----

(Why yes, everything is an engineering problem to me, why do you ask?)

u/panthur · 9 pointsr/AskWomenOver30

Hitachi magic wand. It plugs in. Need I say more? http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex-HV-250R-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

u/Red9inch · 9 pointsr/sex

You're not doing anything wrong. A common misconception is that a vibrator is a magic orgasm device. It really only gets you half way. After several years working in a very upscale adult toy store I have to recommend The Original Rabbit Pearl. There are a ton of knock offs, and not a one of them is worth the money. If you have one of the knocks, and like it, get the real thing. I would spend an hour and a half convincing a girl to buy one, and the next day she would be back with all her friends and I would sell out that weeks shipment.

That being said, the only way to have an orgasm with any toy, is to use your mind as much as your body. Oh, and warning, straight vibration, especially very fast vibration, can and does cause many women to go numb long before it gets them off. Slow heavy vibration is usually better. If you don't get the Rabbit Pearl, go for a good old fashion Hitachi Magic Wand You can get fun attachments for them, but you really don't need them.

u/sirreginaldwindage · 9 pointsr/sex

NO. Hitachi. Get a Hitachi Magic Wand. Best ever. Ask anyone. Check it out.
http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex-HV-250R-Hitachi-Magic-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

u/thekillerinstincts · 9 pointsr/todayilearned

>I often hear the word "hitori etch" (literally, "one person sex") used to describe masturbation.

Clearly "hitachi etch" would be more correct

u/JaneLately · 9 pointsr/mildlyinteresting

You most certainly can. here

u/omiclix · 9 pointsr/videos

As a former adult store clerk, I can say with absolute honesty that most people prefer things that plug into walls. For one, the Hitachi magic massager comes to mind.

u/OneEyeShut · 8 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

Came here for this. Toys. I had troubles like this for some time. I'd lay in bed trying forever to climax and half the time give up, frustrated and go to sleep.

I'll tell you the discoveries I made about myself, hopefully you will find something useful. I've heard a number of times that women can have G-spot orgasms, or clitoral ones. I'm the latter. I found that toys (or fingers) that I insert into myself don't work for me. I also found out that the "pocket rocket" I was using was under powered (2 AA wasn't cutting it). It was causing a lot of the problem. I now have a magic wand. I love this thing. Admittedly it is a bit over powered for me but I've adapted methods to keep from being overstimulated. The best thing is my mind can't wander with this.
I know you are mainly concerned with climaxing with your SO. I feel once you start having regular reliable orgasms on your own it may take away the frustration level enough that you can have them more easily with someone else.

u/asiangoliath · 8 pointsr/sex
u/ShaktiAmarantha · 8 pointsr/sex

To start with, here are some links about getting ready for your first time:

  • Our very own r/sex FAQ on first time sex.

  • Aunt Shakti's Action Plan for Proactive Modern Virgins - tips for you on getting ready and having a painless first time.

  • The Hymen Myth

  • You Can't POP Your Cherry! (HYMEN 101) - YouTube video

    The last two are important because pretty much everything you've ever heard about the hymen is probably false. You don't POP a hymen, and only a clumsy brute rips one. If you have one at all, it is most likely narrow and quite stretchy, so there is no need to tear it. Your bf needs to get you fully aroused and well-lubed, and then ease his way in and gently push the hymen out of the way. (This is true whether you're a virgin or not. I've had sex thousands of times and my gynecologist says my hymen is still intact.)

    A tiny percentage of virgins do have hymens that significantly obstruct the vaginal opening, but these should be dealt with by a doctor, not a guy with a battering ram. It's a simple outpatient procedure.

    Becoming Orgasmic

    Two good places to start, each with many links:

  • The r/sex FAQ on Orgasm troubles is an excellent intro.

  • Learning How to Have Orgasms has links to many great resources.

    I particularly recommend the book Becoming Orgasmic and a wand-type vibrator like the classic Hitachi Magic Wand or the battery-operated Mystic Wand. Both are comparatively powerful and easy to use, and they tend toward lower-frequency, so they feel nice and rumbly, not buzzy.

    Loosening Up

    If you are really too tight for pain-free penetration, I strongly recommend that you get a set of dilators. These are basically tapered dildos in graduated sizes, starting with one smaller than your little finger and working up to the size of a normal penis. Getting a set is a lot cheaper and easier than trying to buy individual dildos in the right sizes.

  • How to Use a Vaginal Dilator | Memorial Sloan Kettering Hospital

  • Vaginal Dilator Set - Vaginismus.com (~$45)

    Info for Him/Both of You

  • A Guide for Male Virgins - tips for getting ready, a detailed 12-step plan for first-time sex, and what to do afterward.

  • Better Sex 101 - lots of good tips for couples on having a good sexual relationship.

  • Anatomy of the Vulva - so you both know what's where.

  • How to Locate the Clitoris - because that's important!

    Also, make sure he reads/watches the links above about the hymen!

    Annnd finally... here's a book that I think every young guy should read and reread often, so buy him a copy as a present!

  • She Comes First: The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring a Woman, by Ian Kerner - the best book for men who care about satisfying women.

    That should get you started. Relax, be safe, expect silly stuff to happen, and have fun!
u/MarkiPoli · 8 pointsr/Cricket

Harvey Norman Wagon Wheel

Woolworths Innings Break

Bunnings Warehouse Replay

Foxtel Epic Moment

Hitachi Go Fuck Yourself

u/Schmerzgeber · 8 pointsr/sex

People rave over the Hitachi Magic Wand.

u/CeelCee · 8 pointsr/CeelCee
  1. The ever so popular Magic Wand which I've never had the pleasure of trying.

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00005M1WE/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_c_api_fbv3AbAWTHJ1S
u/way2funni · 8 pointsr/sex

I think Hobblin's got it. Some exploring on www.literotica.com is in order. There's got to be something that just makes it itch so bad you have to scratch at it.

This is Job 1. Find out what makes you sweat. The trigger. YOu may not know. So you read until something grabs you and doesn't let go. You'll know it when you see it.

Figure out what that is, get a Hitachi Magic Wand , curl up in front of your monitor and get your motor runnin.

Based on your description, I have a feeling you have not really REALLY REALLY popped your cookies. What it sounds like is you quit after the first little 'pop' and never build up to the point where you BUST.

We can fix that. We have the tools.

[Get the Gspot attachment] (http://www.amazon.com/Trinity-Vibes-PM105-G-Spot-Attachment/dp/B002BU2MPS/ref=sr_1_3?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1324766518&sr=1-3)

another one to try

There are only two speeds on the damn thing. HIGH and OMFG I just squirted AGAIN.

It plugs into the wall - FUCK the double A batteries.

Trust the internet. We have ruined an awful lot of girls for all men and most women with this thing. CUm for days once you figure out what's up. I mean - gut wrenching, MIND BLOWING, toe curling, gasping for breath, DRENCHED IN SWEAT and heaving on the floor until there is nothing left.

alternatively - get a handheld shower massager. The one with 'multiple settings'. Heh. Multiple.

You'll know it when you get there. Have fun. Report back. (for science!)

u/Vaiti · 8 pointsr/gonewild

If you're looking for something new, Hitachi Magic Wand
Never met a girl who has regretted that purchase.

u/rotll · 8 pointsr/sex
u/elmariachi304 · 7 pointsr/apple

http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex-HV-250R-Hitachi-Magic-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

>Product features: Non-phallic appearance



W T F

u/namits · 7 pointsr/relationships

she doesn't have any sort of dysfunction. get her this: http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex-HV-250R-Hitachi-Magic-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

you will thank me.

u/wieso_nicht · 7 pointsr/OkCupid

Try a Hitachi? No batteries/charging then :)

u/x44 · 6 pointsr/actuallesbians

You could give some of this a try, or try the Hitachi.

u/SFthe3dGameBird · 6 pointsr/sex

Holy hell, how did you wait until 20.

Buy a Hitachi Magic Wand. You're welcome.

u/Sabrina_Hat · 6 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes
u/samadhii · 6 pointsr/TwoXSex

Buy this

u/SexTechGuide · 6 pointsr/AskRedditAfterDark

An oldie, but a goodie. https://www.amazon.com/VIBRATEX-HV-260-Hitachi-Magic-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE


We won't be reviewing it, but I can tell you from personal experience (as a woman), it's my favorite.

#oldschool

u/southsamurai · 6 pointsr/sex

Before anything, be certain it's a welcome gift.

Next, you need to figure out if she wants a dildo, a vibrating dildo, or a non dildo vibrator. Because a dildo is inherently penis shaped and designed for insertion. Some vibrate, some don't.

With that being said, if I had to pick a single general purpose toy as a gift for someone I wasn't sure of their preferences, the lelo gigi2 would be my pick
It isn't cheap, but it's awesome.

The reason it's my top pick for general use is versatility. It can be used as a g-spot toy, a clit stimulator, penetration or just for tickling and teasing around the whole body. It's super easy to clean, incredibly durable and ergonomic. You can get them for less than their direct site price if you shop around.

My second pick is another lelo, the ina wave. More expensive than the gigi, and less versatile imo. But a really unique device.

The rabbit habit is a perennial favorite of every partner I've been with. It can be a bit intimidating for a first timer, but boy does it work.

the pocket rocket is not a dildo. But it is really great for clit stimulation. Like, really, really good. My wife has had orgasms from it that leave her unable to walk for a half hour. Plus, it's inexpensive.

The we vibe is rather one note. But that's like saying a fighter jet is a one trick wonder. This little thing is amazing at what it does.


And thenthe granddaddy of them all, the Hitachi. This thing is a legend for a reason. It's a bit much for most beginners since it's really intense. But holy crap is it intense. There's guys that can come from using this thing on their penis.

Myself, if I was getting a younger lady friend her first, I'd start at the top of this list and work down until we found what worked best

u/AuthoresseAusten · 6 pointsr/SRSSex

Do you have the Hitachi Magic Wand? Cuz if you don't, start there. All others are variations on that glorious theme, and while it doesn't look pretty, there's a reason it's used in nearly every bdsm porn ever: it's friggggggin sweet.

u/BlucatBlaze · 6 pointsr/SexToys

A hitatchi style magic wand is usually a pretty good bet.

u/nacreous · 6 pointsr/sex

You're an adult and you can buy a vibrator with no impediment or shame.

Get yourself one of these little fellas and rock your socks off.

u/vurplesun · 5 pointsr/AskReddit

Well, first of all, it might help to talk with the boyfriend.

That said, a good vibe is a girl's best friend.

Edit: I should add, it really depends on what you're going for and how much you want to spend. Internal or external? Do you care how loud it is? Waterproof? There's a ton of options. Honestly, you're probably going to end up buying a few duds before you find out what you really like. If you have an adult store in your area, it might be a good idea to stop by and take a look. Don't be embarrassed. They sell those things because people want to buy them.

Edit 2: Hitachi Magic Wand is a good place to start. It doesn't look like some floppy pink, glittery vibrating dildo (which, you know, yikes, should anyone find it, which I'll freely admit is a slight worry of mine). It works quite well as a toy and also as a regular muscle massager, so, hey, you get more for your money!

I actually worked in an adult store for about a year when I was in college. This thing here was pretty much our best seller and still is, as far as I can tell.

u/hocus-pocus-ocracy · 5 pointsr/breakingmom
u/aavoigt · 5 pointsr/AskReddit

I'll just leave this here.

u/Vangaurds · 5 pointsr/sex

Well from experience, I can safely say the best 50 dollars we've ever spent in our lives thus far was the Hitachi Magic Wand. Its very powerful, feels amazing, and near guaranteed to get the job done. Very powerfull full body orgasms. Might be too much for some, seeing as we got it because she had a problem with lower sensitivity. She never orgasmed before and now she masturbates more than I do :3

u/hamsterkiller · 5 pointsr/sex
u/HumbleHumanist · 5 pointsr/sex

Birth control does have the ability to dampen a woman's sex drive. She should talk to her gynecologist about potentially switching if the two of you suspect that is a problem.

Many women can't orgasm directly from intercourse. If oral doesn't do anything for her, may I suggest the best $50 ever spent. Seriously, I had the hardest time orgasming until I splurged and bought that.

Experimentation in general can be a good idea and keep things fresh.

u/winpomf · 5 pointsr/masturbation

What have you tried so far? Is it difficult to get the right kind of physical stimulation or do you think it might just be hard to get into the right mindset? Some of the girls might be able to better answer you.

I know this kind of vibrating device is really popular and the only thing my friend can reliably get off with by herself. She was actually worried she might become too reliant on it for sexual relief!

u/meaningless_taco · 5 pointsr/pics
u/Sect-Camp · 4 pointsr/Showerthoughts

This is the one I've gotten several times.

Also if you get it and like it a lot you can buy attachments for it that do all sorts of things.

u/sheeponfire · 4 pointsr/sex

Here you go. Throw in one of these and you got yourself a party.

edit: sorry I did not see the price range you wanted to stay within. May I recommend this

u/reposedhysteria · 4 pointsr/AskReddit

Thanks! Love the pro-tip.

I have found both the HMW on amazon and a super sexy looking, rechargable cordless alternative there as well - Doc Johnson's Mood Fantastic, both for ~$50 USD. That's a steal... looks like my lady bits might be getting a new friend. Now to choose between pink or black...

u/Alreadee · 4 pointsr/TrollXChromosomes

http://www.amazon.com/VIBRATEX-HV-260-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE. It actually does say Hitachi on the blue part there. Promise. :)

u/throwaway120729 · 4 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

At that price range, maybe consider a classic

http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex-HV-250R-Hitachi-Magic-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

About $50 or so.

Very popular with many girls. Do notice that is electric outlet powered and not battery.

Lelo is another great one, love mine; but some of their styles can get a bit expensive. But when you realize how many years you will have a toy, doesn't hurt to spend a bit more.

u/hjonsey · 4 pointsr/ChronicPain

Though my drive is down more than yours, I have the same problem. The only thing that works for me is the magic wand. You can buy accessories for it if you want, but there is no need. The vibration is much more powerful than battery operated ones, which helps a ton.

u/RageScarecrow · 4 pointsr/AskReddit

I'm plastering this everywhere in the hopes you'll see it:


Here's your answer. Use it WHILE having sex. She'll get off and you'll appreciate the added vibes.


Hah, just in time for Christmas too.


Well, problem solved. NEXT!

u/TheReverendBill · 4 pointsr/entertainment

[Bestselling vibrator in the world; not a dildo](
http://www.amazon.com/VIBRATEX-HV-260-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE).

u/glitchvdub · 4 pointsr/TrollYChromosome

My SO prefers anal over vaginal sex, she gets off much faster and has a much more overwhelming orgasm. Get a Hitachi Magic Wand, have her use it on her clit while you go around back, works wonders.

u/Yowomboo · 4 pointsr/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

Look at the frequently bought together items and reviews on its amazon page NSFW. Yes it can be also be used as a massager though, she may just use it as that also. I couldn't possibly know as i don't know who you or your mother

u/sonofseriousinjury · 4 pointsr/sex

My ex and I talked about doing this a few times. You should get a vibrator that's just a little smaller than your penis and stick it into the mold of the dildo while it's hardening. Then she'll have a vibrator of cock, not just a dildo. I don't know if it works, but it seems like a great idea as long as you get a relatively strong one.

At the time we were talking about getting her a Hitachi Magic Wand and using one of the attachments to put into the mold.

u/Myschyf · 4 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

Hitachi Magic Wand for deep thrum

Or the Wahl "Massager" if you need something a bit more quiet

I have both and like each very much. This is my second wand, the first having finally given up the ghost after five wonderful years together. :)

u/cypherpunks · 3 pointsr/TrollXChromosomes

May I recommend not relying on batteries?

u/RobotMachines · 3 pointsr/sex

I disagree. Just buy a Hitachi Magic Wand massager and use it some time during sex when on your back. He won't mind; feels good for him too (if he does mind, find another guy).

http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex-HV-250R-Hitachi-Magic-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

EDIT: He has to learn that it's different for women. Some can orgasm easily with a guy, some can't. But if both can have fun with a little help of a toy, then go for it. We are all adults here... I hope.

EDIT 2: I disagreed because the wand will smother any anxiety... there's no stopping that thing; seriously.

u/OinkersBoinkers · 3 pointsr/sex

Hitachi magic wand. You won't even need to read the cliff notes.
http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex-HV-250R-Hitachi-Magic-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

u/Very-Sandwich · 3 pointsr/cardsagainsthumanity

Funny you should ask

EDIT: Whoops I forgot it's locked. Here is the entire list:

Base Game US: No symbol.

Base Game w/ CA Conversion Kit: Maple leaf.
(Only CA Conversion Kit has the symbol.)

Base Game UK: No symbol.
(But an icon of a bulldog sits on the box.)

Base Game AU: No symbol.
(But an icon of an emu sits on the box.)

First Expansion: '1'.

Second Expansion: '2'.

Third Expansion: '3'.

Fourth Expansion: '4'.

Fifth Expansion: '5'.

Sixth Expansion: You guessed it, '6'.

Holiday 2012 Pack: Snowflake.

Holiday 2013 Pack: Santa hat.

Holiday 2014 Pack: Broken ornament w/ '10' inside.

Holiday 2015 Pack: Star of David.

Box Expansion: An open box.

90s Nostalgia Pack: '90s'.

Science Pack: Erlenmeyer flask.

Food Pack: Crisscrossed knife and... spoon, for some reason.

Fantasy Pack: A "magic" Wand™.

World Wide Web Pack: '@'.

Geek Pack: Unknown. Not released yet.

House of Cards Pack: Upside-down American flag, the icon in the show's title card.
(Bottom right corner shows the House of Cards logo.)

TableTop Expansion: A star shaped figurine, called a "meeple," commonly used to represent a generic board game piece.

Fascism Pack: The fascism skull from Secret Hitler.

Retail Bonus Pack: Paper shopping bag.

Reject Pack: A thumbs down symbol.

Reject Pack 2: A thumbs down symbol, again.
Shoulda been two thumbs down, no?

PAX East 2013 Packs A, B, C: No symbol.
(But the bottom right corner show the PAX East logo and denotes which of the three lettered packs it is.)

PAX Prime 2013 Pack: The 'X' icon in the PAX logo.
(Bottom right corner shows a number out of 44 / a '44', denoting which card is which.)

PAX East 2014 Pack: 'X' icon, again.
(Bottom right corner shows a number out of 27 / a '27', denoting which card is which.)

PAX East 2014 Panel Pack: 'X' icon, again.
(Bottom right corner shows a number out of 10 / a '10', denoting which card is which.)
You can differentiate the 2014 PAX East and 2014 PAX Prime Panel Packs by the quality of the card-stock and print job. This pack is manufactured normally.

PAX Prime 2014 Panel Pack: 'X' icon, again.
(Bottom right corner shows a number out of 10 / a '10', denoting which card is which.)
You can differentiate the 2014 PAX East and 2014 PAX Prime Panel Packs by the quality of the card-stock and print job. This pack is lower-grade. The corners aren't rounded, the cards are thicker, and the text is slightly off-center.

Design Pack: No symbol.
(Most cards don't have the CAH logo either.)

Secret BBB Card(s): No symbol.
Not a pack really. Found hidden within the lining of The Bigger Blacker Box.

Sloth Card(s): No symbol.
Not a pack, really. Found in the safe on Hawaii 2.

Safe Opener Card(s): A fuckin' sloth.
Not a pack, really. Also found in the safe on Hawaii 2

Cutout Cards: No symbol.
Not a pack, really. Found at various tabletop game stores across the US.

"Go Fuck Yourself" Card(s): No symbol.
Not a pack, really. Given out at PAX Prime 2014 while waiting for your custom cards to be printed.

BBB Blank Cards: An open box.
Not a pack, really. Part of the what comes in The Bigger Black Box.

u/SwirledWalkingStick · 3 pointsr/littlespace

First off you're an awesome Daddy for reaching out for advice, you've got a lucky little girl.

Second good technique is learned, and every woman is different.

Okay, first lesson, anatomy. Links below are NSFW unless you work someplace much cooler than me. Anyway, here's a link to to a kitty doc's web page; ignore the procedure, there's a nice illustration of the clitoris and vulva here.

https://www.austinlabiaplasty.com/clitoral-sensation-clitoral-hood-reduction/

Okay buckle up boys and girls, here's your technique tips from Nina Hartley. Think of Nina as your Mom's friend you could go to for advice from an older woman without any guilt... ;)

https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1dqbnr/followed_the_instructions_in_the_nina_hartley/

*Bonus tip - technique still need work? Girl too shy to cum? Not anymore.

Alternate between using this:
http://www.amazon.com/VIBRATEX-HV-260-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

And some gentle licks. Absolutely devastating. ;)

u/Eliteprick · 3 pointsr/woodworking
u/One_more_username · 3 pointsr/sex

http://www.amazon.com/Hitachi-HV-250R-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

I have to almost scrape my girlfriend off the ceiling whenever we use this.

u/Batmaners · 3 pointsr/AskReddit

False, a couple idiots jabbed the Q-Tips in too far and then, to cover their own asses, Q-Tip started saying it wasn't supposed to be used that way.

Take this for example. It may say that it's meant for massages, but really, all women ever use it for is masturbating. But at least they can say, "no we're not a sex toy, says so right here." but we all know what the fuck's up.

u/demons8mybaby · 3 pointsr/AskRedditAfterDark

As a guy I highly recommend TengaEggs but I've found they're far more fun when used by a partner.

For women, my go-to recommendation is the Hitachi Magic Wand, you just can't go wrong with this thing. I've even supplied these to a number of women, mostly found here on Reddit. I kinda like being the Hitachi Fairy ;)

u/HsArb · 3 pointsr/sex

M here but I'm just going to go on my experience of how I have made/how I have seen girls squirt. Are you using just or hand or some type of toy? If just your hand, there are plenty of toys out there that could help you out. From what I've gathered, pressure on the g-spot is essential to making it happen. The best technique I've found is using my middle and index finger about 2 inches in until I feel her G-spot and curl my fingers while attempting an up and down motion with a fair amount of pressure, but not enough to cause pain. I have made some girls squirt, but others not so much. As others have said, I think It's about comfortably and kind of just letting go and letting it happen (easy for me to say, I know lol).

The toy/s I've had most success using with former SO's are G-spot vibratos and or a Hitachi magic wand, sometimes both at the same time. My last SO had never squirted before we had gotten together, not even from herself. Maybe try drinking a glass or two of wine in an attempt to loosen up a bit. Another one of my SO's couldn't squirt, no matter how hard I tried and no matter how hard she tried to let it happen. She would say that it felt like she was squiring/peeing when she would cum but nothing came out, so I'm not too sure what was going on there. Overall, my suggestion would be to try some toys if you already haven't. I would be under the impression that that could help out a bit but then again, I'm a guy so I don't truly understand the struggle :P.

u/Riencewind · 3 pointsr/pics

Magic wand? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

u/Sybian999 · 3 pointsr/SexToys

Wahl?

Probably Hitachi from the "round tip" part, though. Wahl looks more like a mixer to me than the Hitachi.

u/mgr86 · 3 pointsr/videos

many women love the Hiatchi Magic Wand which also plugs into the wall..

u/wafflelover77 · 3 pointsr/tifu

You're ready for the real deal now, grasshopper.

Hitachi won't let you down. You're ready.

u/Not_Dark_Yet · 3 pointsr/sex

So recently virgin, never masturbated, didn't know women can orgasm? Sounds like you're not talking about reviving but rather creating for the first time. She's super inexperienced so take it slow, and show her how enjoyable sex can be. Encourage her to explore her own body and its responses. I disagree with those who say that it's always going to be like that. It sounds like its to early to conclude that, but if she continues to show no interest in exploring, then there's nothing you can do about it.

To help with the exploring: Get this. (Or maybe a weaker vibe first if this one is to intense for her...)

u/molrobocop · 3 pointsr/sex
u/TwoForTuesday · 3 pointsr/sex

I haven't heard of many women who failed to orgasm with one of these. Here's one review from the front page:

>Wow! This is the best money I've ever spent. Of course, I don't know how this will work for others, but based on the good reviews, my husband and I ordered this. It arrived today, and I couldn't be happier. I am in my thirties and have never (ever) been able to have an orgasm. After reading books, trying another toy, and working tirelessly alone and with my hubby on this, I was beyond frustrated. I got this today and within 5 or 10 minutes, I finally knew what all the fuss was about. It worked for me! I'm sure it's wonderful for sore muscles, too. ;) Normally, I wouldn't write a review about so personal of a topic, but I know how embarrassing and frustrating my struggle was, so I'm hoping this might be of help to someone else.

It's quite possible that you're less sensitive than the average girl, but that doesn't mean you're not sensitive at all, so you should still be able to orgasm. I am no expert but from my experience with women, the mood, and how relaxed you feel are key to acheiving orgasms, and how powerful they are.

Could you give us a little more information on what you've tried on your own? What have you tried fantasising about? Have you tried porn? Have you researched female masturbation techniques?

u/Robolo · 3 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

So, I've posted this before, but I like to spread the "love", as it were. This handy tool has helped many of my lady acquaintances (including a few who claimed never to have had an orgasm before) enjoy themselves. I actually have a very sensitive clitoris, so direct stimulation is a no-go; instead, I just go at it right through pants and undies, even when I do it without plug-in stimuli. I second the "watch porn" advice too!

u/nj_2_4_fun · 3 pointsr/sex

If I may add to your addition, there are two models of the Hitachi Magic Wand, the Hv-250 and the Hv-260. I got my wife the Hv-260 for Christmas, thinking that the newer model is better, but a lot of people who have used both seem to prefer the Hv-250. I dunno. The 260 gets the job done for both of us. Also, a lot of people also prefer a variable speed control for it because it can be rather intense the lower speed works for both of us and the higher speed is just numbing with no pleasure whatsoever. I've been thinking of getting a speed control but I think i use it more than her, and I enjoy the speed of the lower setting.

u/jk147 · 2 pointsr/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

Most girls swear by this, you can thank me later.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00005M1WE

u/littlefuckbunny · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

This Lelo was designed for couples. You can always get something like a love ring. And of course, the Hitachi.
Honestly, I think a lot of clitoral vibrators are couple-friendly. They don't get in the way and men usually love seeing their ladies crazy horny and into it.

u/Bromageddon · 2 pointsr/sex

Hitachi wandwith the correct attachment. Thank me later.

u/Jazmy · 2 pointsr/sex

Personally I've really enjoyed the magic wand vibrator when used during sex with my boyfriend. We've also been watching porn while we have sex lately and that also proved to be a fun way to change it up! Good luck!

u/incident_report · 2 pointsr/sex
u/poutiney · 2 pointsr/unitedkingdom

You are thinking of the Magic Wand

u/Nokia_Bricks · 2 pointsr/AdviceAnimals

The thing is, the massager in question is marketed and packaged as a back/body massager. Although, they and everybody else knows what they are used for, its not like they got their son a giant rubber, rotating, double-penetration, dual dick to massage his back with. In other words, It isn't phallic.

I think this is what they're talking about.

http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex-HV-250R-Hitachi-Magic-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

u/frackitup · 2 pointsr/TwoXSex

I definitely recommend the Hitachi (spell check).
http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex-HV-250R-Hitachi-Magic-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

It is wonderful. Truly! Easy, exhilarating, and guaranteed orgasm :)

u/Weirdsauce · 2 pointsr/atheism

Here you go, girlfriend. This might help stop you popping out babies from your vagina like a pez dispenser.

u/MistressIsManaged · 2 pointsr/asktransgender
u/SecondTalon · 2 pointsr/explainlikeimfive
u/souroctopus · 2 pointsr/sex

Get a Hitachi Wand.

Or buy a dental dam, or use some saran wrap or something if you want to give oral without any chance of blood, but honestly, if she takes a shower first and you immediately go down on her, it'll be fine as long as you just focus on the clit. It's not like blood just shoots out of the vagina during menstruation.

Does she not like penetration during her period? Or is she just worried about you freaking out because you got some blood on your hand/dick/toys.

u/Immediate_Reaction · 2 pointsr/AskReddit

Look in your hand. Back at me. I have it.

u/GorgeousChrome · 2 pointsr/sex

A vibrator is your best friend here.
There is nothing to be ashamed of as only about 1/4 of all women have orgasms from PIV. If she hasn't been successful with masturbation then she probably doesn't know how to focus in on her own pleasure to bring the orgasm on.
If she gets close giving you oral while you finger her, she will probably orgasm if you do the same thing and add a vibrator on her clit.

Here's a [LINK] (http://www.amazon.com/VIBRATEX-HV-260-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE) to the one that made my wife orgasmic.


Two things you don't mention: giving her oral, and manually stimulating her clit. Is it possible that it's not getting the stimulation it needs?

u/kiba42 · 2 pointsr/Advice

Get the Hitachi Magic Wand (single best vibrator in the entire world) http://www.amazon.com/VIBRATEX-HV-260-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE and then practice! When you get close, try not to be afraid, clear your mind and try to let go. Good luck!

u/rmrrose820 · 2 pointsr/sex

I looked the Hitachi Magic Wand up after reading your comment and lol'd at the Amazon description of its features including a "non phallic appearance."

u/Veteran4Peace · 2 pointsr/relationships

I hope this doesn't come out badly, but I've bought and used quite a few toys with quite a few girlfriends over the years. I'm pretty sure their consensus, were they to be polled on the matter, would be to get [one of these](http://www.amazon.com/LELO-Ina-Purple-Dual-action-Vibrator/dp/B002P5BTLC/ref=sr_1_3?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1343811520&sr=1-3&keywords=lelo "Lelo Ina Girly Bits Pleaser") and [one of these](http://www.amazon.com/Hitachi-HV-250R-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE "Hitachi Magic Wand of Clitoral Doom") for an all-around great start.

u/oftenrunaway · 2 pointsr/sadcringe
u/fordag · 2 pointsr/AskRedditAfterDark

Hitatchi Magic Wand

Get the plug in version. No matter how tempting the rechargeable version is don't get it. It has an automatic shut off after 20 minutes that can not be disabled.

u/cat-kitty · 2 pointsr/AskMen

Do this now. Buy the original Hitachi magic wand and attachment on amazon. Links here:

http://www.amazon.com/VIBRATEX-HV-260-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

http://www.amazon.com/Hummingbird-Wand-Essentials-Masturbator-Attachment/dp/B0042AJ5F0

You won't go back. Plus you can get other attachments for your lady friends...

u/megthegreatone · 2 pointsr/sex

Ok, so it's very common to not orgasm easily from vaginal penetration. However, vibrators are super super helpful for this, since not all of them have to be inserted to be used. Something that looks like this (just an example, not promoting this exact product or brand) should work well.

As for something to imitate oral sex, a quick google search led me to this thing, so the products do exist but you may want to do your own bit of research before settling on something like that.

But, as someone who has never orgasmed vaginally, I am in love with my vibrator. However, it was a gift from my SO and I cannot for the life of me remember the brand >.<

u/sweetprince686 · 2 pointsr/sex

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Hitachi-HV-260-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

this or something like it! I am on very strong anti-depressants that kill my ability to orgasm normally. but this will do the trick every time!

u/tsukuruu · 2 pointsr/singapore

Mmm... Joysticks.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

u/carolyn_mae · 2 pointsr/sex

Stock/cliche answer, but cant go wrong with the Original Magic Wand:

http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex-HV-260-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

Don't take my word for it, just read the customer reviews...

u/Not_Jane_Gumb · 2 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

Buy one of these, take off your clothes, have your boyfriend get naked and lie down next to you, turn your new purchase on and place it firmly against your clitoris. You will have an orgasm, I guarantee it.

u/nedonedonedo · 2 pointsr/sex
u/NetForceOp · 2 pointsr/battlestations

Why are you using a magic wand / sex toy as a mic???

http://www.amazon.com/VIBRATEX-HV-260-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

u/RinnRixx · 2 pointsr/TrollXChromosomes
u/InfoSponger · 2 pointsr/AskMen

this is the 500lb gorilla in a 1lb magic fucking wand bud!

Amazon says that with 50 bucks and 2 days shipping you will be her sex god.

u/deb1961 · 2 pointsr/reddit.com
u/hitachi_magic_wand · 2 pointsr/sex

I think I can help. You can buy me on Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex-HV-250R-Hitachi-Magic-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

I'm very powerful, and a little loud, but I get the job done. Try me, you won't be sorry. Seriously.

u/cullen9 · 2 pointsr/sex

nothing better then tying her hands to the bed and using this on her clit while you finger her then she'll sound like this nsfw



u/AppropriateAir · 2 pointsr/masturbation
u/Manakin · 2 pointsr/TrollYChromosome
u/CErratum · 2 pointsr/gonewildaudio

As an aside, they're on Amazon.com for 49.49 right now, with free shipping.

(They were recently rebranded to Vibratex, because Hitachi wanted to remove their name from the Magic Wand. Still manufactured by them, just no longer branded.)

u/clockradio · 2 pointsr/howto
u/Thisguy4357 · 2 pointsr/AskReddit
u/throwawayaday200 · 2 pointsr/relationship_advice

Hey, I didn't manage to achieve and O with my partner until I was 20. Even now at 26, it's pretty hard for me to O during actual sex. The BF has to go down on me for 15-20 minutes, and even that's not a sure thing. Hell, sometimes I still can't O by myself with a vibe.

Trust me when I say it's just as frustrating for your girlfriend as it is for you, because we want to orgasm, for ourselves and for our guys. However, the female sex drive takes time to warm up, both in foreplay and maturity. While you guys peak out in your teens to early twenties, we're just getting started and have the best sex when we're in out thirties.

If you want to get her to come, I recommend getting her a vibe. This one really gets the job done for a lot of people. You should read the comments section; it'll show you that this is a very common issue.

Other than that, I suggest playing around with positions and having her use the vibe during penetrative sex. If you can find the g spot (which hilariously hasn't been scientifically proven, but I promise you it fucking exists), the dual stimulation really helps.

u/existie · 2 pointsr/sex

They have 'em just about everywhere. ;)

u/somedude456 · 2 pointsr/pics

OP, stop being cheap. Buy her the Magic Wand and she'll forever owe you.


http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex-HV-250R-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

u/se_va · 2 pointsr/GWCouples

Hitachi Magic Wand.

http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex-HV-250R-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

There are lots of attachments for it. Check out the frequently bought together.

u/Dopeaz · 2 pointsr/sex

Well then, just buy this and claim to have a sore neck.

WARNING, THIS DEVICE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO BECOME HABIT FORMING AND CAN CAUSE BLACKOUTS

(Ours has a tiny padlock through the hole in the plug that only I have a key for. Otherwise I come home to her passed out and it vibrating across the bedroom floor scaring the cats)

u/Aristox · 2 pointsr/Christianity

Do you own any sex toys? I've heard nothing but completely positive things about the Hitachi Magic Wand

That might help her to orgasm and to get more into it.

u/Fey_fox · 2 pointsr/TwoXSex

From personal experience, it can be strange to take control of our own sexuality. Women are often raised with the message that we are here to please men first, and to put our own pleasure second. It’s not a conscious decision, it’s a compulsion we have to work out of ourselves. That’s what she’s doing when she refers to you. But owning our own pleasure and bringing our own desire to our partner makes it better for everyone. She’s lucky to have a partner who’s willing to help her instead of taking advantage of her inexperience.

Bonus round. If you’re open to using toys look into getting an external vibrator like this. There are other kinds that are less expensive, I have this one but I put a towel between me and it because it’s not waterproof. You want something that will give her intense clitoral stimulation. Some guys falsely think that using a toy is cheating or that the toy is a substitute, but it’s not. If you are using it on her, it’s you who are giving her the orgasm. It can help her become more used to cuming and losing control in that way in front of you. You can finger her while using it on her too (highly recommend). Anything that helps her express her sexuality is a good thing. And you can do it together which is awesome

Have fun

u/vaginapalace · 1 pointr/sex

Experiment, explore, use your hands, use toys, buy a hitachi http://amzn.to/L3qLP9 (It will be the best gift you've ever given yourself, the gift of endless orgasms on demand). Spend some time figuring out what you like and what gets you off. Once you know how to achieve consistent orgasms on your own and feel confident and comfortable with yourself, it will be easier to orgasm with someone else.

Men can not read your mind, you have to guide your partner and show him how to get you off. The most straightforward way to direct your partner is to tell your partner what you need, when you need it (example: "trace a figure 8 over my clit" or "I want you to finger me"). You can also guide your partner's hand by placing yours on top as he touches you to non verbally indicate what kind of pressure or motions you want. Another fun way to demonstrate how you like to be touched is to masturbate in front of your partner.

As for g-spot orgasms, I find the easiest way for me is actually anal play. Like shygal26 said, obsessing over orgasming will not help you achieve it. Just relax, enjoy the sensations, focus on how you're feeling in the moment, and have a fun time.

Cumming at the same time as your partner takes a lot of practice (but it's fun practice!) and is a very wonderful and special experience to share with another person, in part because it's a rare occurrence.

As always, practice makes perfect. Don't forget to have fun!

u/IRISistable · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

My outfit of choice would be this. I am a criminal justice major working at a police department, so I would get a major kick out of it. Not with fishnet stockings though, just plain black stockings.

I have a thing for shoes. I would wear these bad boys

The first song would be this, then my second song would be this, even though it has nothing to do with policing. I just love that song. And then finally this song.

My name would be Lily. But that's officer Lily to you.

And finally, I would buy this.

u/FrumpySnu · 1 pointr/sex

I would suggest a older man, tend to pay more attention to the lady than just getting off.

Also from reading on here, this seems to work as well. "Massager"

u/Upper90175 · 1 pointr/pokemontrades
u/myult1mateischarging · 1 pointr/myult1mateischarging

I found the link to the one I ordered! Thank you for the birthday wish. :)

u/Indras1 · 1 pointr/sex

First advice, watch this: link

Second advice, buy this: link

If those don't work, come back and ask for more things to try.

u/TheKittenButcher · 1 pointr/WTF

Amazon sells them for about $50. Still a great deal, OP! Gross.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00005M1WE?pc_redir=1404818144&robot_redir=1

u/lollercoaster611 · 1 pointr/NeedyCunts

Personally, I'm a Lelo whore. I own 2 Lelo vibrators, and they are the Lily and the Gigi 2. The Lily is perfect for clit stimulation for me, and the Gigi is a fantastic g-spot vibrator; however, everyone's anatomy is different. When I want extra sensation when doing things aside from laying in bed and going to town, Luna beads are actually quite fantastic.

That being said, I have two even further recommendations, though the above are amazing. I give to you the Stronic Eins, the toy that actually fucks you. I know it's steep. But my. god. It's worth it. Trust me on it. And of course, the never over-rated Magic Wand. If you've never used one of these, take yourself down to a sex shop and just ask to feel one on; they'll be more than happy to oblige.

If you have any questions about any of this, or want more info or advice, just comment here or PM me. Sex toys are a passion for my needy cunt.

u/hayllyn · 1 pointr/BDSMcommunity

Use a vibrator. This (and similar models) is my favorite: https://www.amazon.com/VIBRATEX-HV-260-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

Warning: "low" setting is SUPER high, so i'd recommend a towel between her body and the vibe for the first few times if you want to ease her into it-- otherwise, just press it against her clit and watch her go wild.

u/lakelady · 1 pointr/sex
u/valicat · 1 pointr/AskReddit

With $3 left over!

I think the daisy isn't included, though.

u/Pat_ron · 1 pointr/sex

Amazon has then for around the same price there's one for $61 that comes with two attachments also.

Hitachi Magic Wand Massager
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00005M1WE/ref=cm_sw_r_an_am_ap_am_us?ie=UTF8

If you have amazon Prime it's free two day shipping. If you don't have prime and are a student they have a prime trial membership you can take advantage of.

u/myiuki · 1 pointr/cripplingalcoholism

Have some toys for her. This will get her screaming in no time, especially if she's never used it before. For added pleasure, snag this as well.

Bonus: if you find a girl who really likes toys, she'll come back.

u/postapocalyptictribe · 1 pointr/TwoXSex

I found it late in life but my favorite is this lovely here. Be warned though, it's as loud as a jack hammer.

If you want something that won't wake your roommates or cause you embarrassment during room checks you could get a "personal messager" from Wal-Mart that works pretty well.

u/diamondshark · 1 pointr/hardwareswap

> - Non phallic appearance

> - Electric for constant, powerful vibration



Oh really now. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

http://www.amazon.com/VIBRATEX-HV-260-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

u/suey · 1 pointr/reddit.com
u/Demus666 · 1 pointr/sex

in return for your awesome pics...

I'd suggest a Hitachi Magic Wand ...there are reviews all over the internet eg http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex-HV-250R-Hitachi-Magic-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE.

Some find it too strong, the girl I bought it for did at first but then loved it with all her heart (/pussy). She loved it so much was horrified at the thought it would ever go away.

You just hold it against yourself for the best results, apparently (although there are stuff you can add to it)...I know you're probs afters something penetrative but seriously, buy one. They are godlike.

Was so good my gf made me come with it in seconds, just from the vibrations. Hope it goes well if you do get one:)

u/cecinestpasreddit · 1 pointr/needadvice

I know this isn't exactly what you want to hear from a stranger on the internet, but This Would be good.

Its discreet, its multifunctional, and its very. very. effective.

u/BMFochouno · 1 pointr/BDSMcommunity

Yep? Link for clarification.. There is also an attachment that looks like Gonzos nose that does wonders.

Edit: Looks like /u/kinkshiftworker has a link to the whole shebang.

u/BigBlackHungGuy · 1 pointr/funny

The Amazon Reviews are better than 50 shades of grey.

u/animalnature · 1 pointr/AskReddit
u/fairwayks · 1 pointr/IAmA
u/BipolarType1 · 1 pointr/sex

This is the single best vibrator ever made. My wife has a number of expensive exotic vibes, but this is the one she uses every time. Guaranteed orgasm in 5min or less.
http://www.amazon.com/Hitachi-HV-250R-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1346442066&sr=1-1&keywords=hitachi+magic+wand

u/daile · 1 pointr/sex

As for the first question, I don't think it would be weird to buy her a sex toy, especially if you two have been dating for a while and have a happy, active sex life. (If you've only been going out for a few weeks or if she seems really shy about sex, though, you may want to reconsider. However, since she already mentioned wanting one, I think it would be fine if you got her one.)

As for your second question -- I think you should either go for a rabbit vibrator or a Hitachi Magic Wand. Both models are extremely popular, both make great "beginner" vibrators, and you can easily find them for $50 or under. The Hitachi Magic Wand is one of the best vibrators on the market and is very, very, very popular (hell, just read some of the comments on the Amazon page!), so I'm quite sure she'll get some good use out of that one.

You might want to try casually bringing up the subject of sex toys in conversation one night soon and see what she says. Maybe she has a specific model in mind.

u/Master2u · 1 pointr/AskReddit
u/rbot1 · 1 pointr/sex

Is it This one? I did a quick Google search....

If I could spend $150 right now, which toy would you recommend? I know I said $50 in my original post, but that number was really extrapolated from very little research.

u/bacon_cakes · 1 pointr/AskReddit

"My girlfriend suggests you try one of these. She hadn't had an orgasm either until she discovered the wonder of the "Magic Wand." I'm kind of jealous of it, tbh."

My highest-grossing comment and it a.) wasn't my idea, and b.) about a sex toy that's not even mine :/

u/AssholeBot9000 · 1 pointr/relationship_advice

https://www.amazon.com/VIBRATEX-HV-260-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

The magic wand is not a dildo and no dildo is the magic wand.

u/verywidebutthole · 1 pointr/sex
u/bravenewgurl · 1 pointr/cripplingalcoholism

While it doesn't fulfill the desire for a man's touch, I will say that the magic wand is a magnificent masturbation tool. It's a little pricey but way worth it. Nothing with batteries can match it's vibrating power. Stay safe and good luck! Cheers!

u/whatwouldscoobydo · 1 pointr/sex

I know a lot of people who like Hitachis since they're a lot stronger, vibrating wise. I also know you can buy different "heads" to put on them for insertion and stuff like that. :]

u/mariesoleil · 1 pointr/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

Have you ever felt how strong a vibrator meant for masturbation is? They are half (or less) as strong as a "massager." For example this can get me off quite quickly.

u/sarahbobera · 1 pointr/cardsagainsthumanity
u/ishitwhataburger · 1 pointr/AskMen

The ladies out there may be able to attest to this, but there can only be one. (NSFW)

Anything else is just a novelty.

A surprise might be fun, or you can tell her that you're buying it for her. The anticipation is kind of fun too.

u/BaylisAscaris · 1 pointr/sex
  • Tantus sells really nice dildos and vibrators. (Check out their grab bag section for discounts. Anything with a curve to the end or ridges will feel great on the g-spot) They are silicone. You want to get silicone, stainless steel, glass, or ceramic. Other materials are porous or can contain harmful chemicals. If you get a dildo out of another material, be sure to use a condom over it. You can also get a bunch of cheap condoms on Amazon and use them for easy cleanup.
  • Fruits and veggies or really anything phallic shaped can become a dildo. Banana, carrot, daikon, cucumber, zuchini, squash, parsnip, etc. Hard veggies can be carved into any shape. You can use a carrot or potato peeler to carve them. Use a condom over them.
  • Hitachi is a powerful vibrator (cheapest I've seen is $40 when it's on sale). This is my favorite thing in the universe. I know a ton of women who thought they couldn't have an orgasm until they tried it, and now they can cum in under a minute as many times as they want. Some people don't like vibrations, or don't like strong vibrations, so you may want to find a $10 vibrator and see if you like it first. Amazon is a great place to buy sextoys and you can read the reviews first.
  • Water pressure is how a lot of women have their first orgasm. If you have a detachable showerhead with a massage setting, try it on your clit while you stimulate your g-spot. You can also use jacuzzi jets.

u/goelz83 · 1 pointr/sex
u/sexyfuntimes · 1 pointr/sex

My wife loves this one. It's fantastic for gspot, clit stimulation, and makes her squirt like nothing else. Our girlfriend liked it so much she got her own. It's hard plastic so easy to clean and fine with any kind of lube.

The hitachi is the other main tool in our arsenal. Plugs into the wall, super strong, well known in the kink community as the way to get a woman off. It's a bit bulky for PIV but it's workable. It also has a bunch of attachments for different kinds of stimulation.

u/Myphoneacco · 1 pointr/forcedorgasms
u/microcosmic5447 · 1 pointr/NSFW_GIF

So that site may or may not be an authentic Magic Wand distributor, but it's definitely not "Hitachi's site". For one, they say in their "About" page that they're a "California-based retailer" that has been around for "10+ years". Hitachi, of course, is a huge Japanese company, and the Magic Wand alone has been around for fifty years.

And again, the name Hitachi is no longer associated with the product. The Magic Wand is made by Vibratex, and distributed by a bunch of people, but Hitachi themselves have nothing to do with it anymore. So it would be strange that "HitachiMagic.com" would be the definitive website for the product. You'll also notice that the Amazon page you linked has a total of two reviews, and they're not awesome. Again, not a great sign that this is the authentic listing for the world's most popular and iconic vibrator.

Now, in general, it's a really bad idea to buy sex toys on Amazon. Amazon is known in this industry for being full of fake, counterfeit, or even used products. However, if we're talking Amazon, I'd point you towards this listing, which at least points out that the item is made by Vibratex, and is far more heavily trafficked and reviewed. I do acknowledge that the title of that page "misleadingly" uses the word Hitachi, although the clarify in the description that it's "now known simply as the Magic Wand". When looking at any of the well-known reputable toy retailer websites though, either online ones like SheVibe or hybrid online/brick-n-mortar like Adam&Eve, notice that none of them refer to the item in any meaningful way as the Hitachi, except to say in their descriptions that the item "used to be known as the Hitachi Magic Wand".

u/arachnophilia · 1 pointr/OkCupid

here's some $50 science that will actually get a woman off.

https://www.amazon.com/VIBRATEX-HV-260-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

u/Ntopper · 1 pointr/videos

Were at a disadvantage because we can't just re-purpose a "massager" like ladies can and need specialized equipment.

u/paulpinecone · 1 pointr/incest

To clean, soap and water then dip in rubbing alcohol you can get at the drugstore.

Battery vibes go through batteries fast. Get your own batteries and use them when you play so you won't wear out hers or she'll know.

But if you really want to good toy, you should go for a plug in vibe mail order. Easy to do: https://www.amazon.com/VIBRATEX-HV-260-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

u/Herak · 1 pointr/IAmA

http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex-HV-250R-Hitachi-Magic-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

I believe that is the recommended route from r/sex to all these type of posts.

u/IAmVeryStupid · 1 pointr/AskReddit

Hi. Buy this. Orgasms aren't too complicated. I promise.

u/Beer_Is_So_Awesome · 1 pointr/sex

As in the gold standard for sex toys at a bargain price.

u/CherryCherry5 · 1 pointr/intrusivethoughts
u/danisaacs · 1 pointr/Nexus
u/scrappydappydoo · 1 pointr/TwoXChromosomes
u/out_with_the_rubbish · 1 pointr/sex

This may be a little too far out for ou guys, but if you buy a hitachi wand, you can buy a harness that will hold it in place so that both her hands and your hands would be able to focus on other things. Unfortunately, there are no harness products out there for other brands of vibrators (I've spent hours looking), so it'd have to be that kind of vibe. On the plus side, check out the reviews for the hitachi magic wand. I'm a big advocate for nice vibrators, even though they are often more expensive.

u/CalicoFox · 1 pointr/AskWomen

Do you own a Hitachi Magic Wand? If not, then don't give up on masturbation just yet...

If you do, I'm sorry. I've been single for nearly ten years now... :(

u/TwoDeuces · 1 pointr/pics

Is that a tiny Hitachi Magic Wand that locust is using to get himself off with?

u/thejennadaisy · 1 pointr/sex

So you're a woman, right? I'm just going to assume this based on the fact that you want a vibe and not a fleshlight or something.

Vibes are not something you should skimp on. Make sure you get something made of 100% silicone (usually a little pricier) because other materials like plastic can harbor nasty bacteria and can cause you lots of vagina problems.

If you're looking for something that will absolutely blow your mind - go for a hitatchi magic wand. It's not discreet in any way - it's super loud and pretty big - but a lot of women swear by it. This blogger even wrote a comic about it.


u/kandre24 · 1 pointr/RoastMe
u/Elephant_on_Stilts · 1 pointr/gadgets

little NSFW but recently purchased a Hitachi Magic Wand. The product is amazing and my wife loves it. Adds another dimension to the bedroom.

u/El_Wild · 1 pointr/NSFWIAMA

as many girls love this i would say Hitachi Magic Wand http://www.amazon.com/Hitachi-HV-250R-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE, i am not a female so cant say whats the feeling but according to there faces its wonderful

u/fqrh · 1 pointr/sex

I agree with Lmn_41: you probably want to figure out how to cause her to have an orgasm.

Vibrators work. Get one that adjusts in intensity - the right intensity is different for different women. If it plugs into the wall, one way to adjust the intensity is to use an extension cord with a built in dimmer switch in-between. Hitachi Magic Wands work well, but without the dimmer switch it is too intense for my wife.If you don't trust the electrical safety of that situation, there are fine battery powered vibrators.

And if you get that to work reliably and are bored with it, try removing the vibrator once her orgasm is clearly underway. Her reaction will not be boring.

u/inthestars · 0 pointsr/sex

Amazon! Amazon has everything! http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00005M1WE/ref=cm_sw_su_dp

If you are a student you can sign up for 6 months of free Amazon Prime, 2 day free shipping for 6 months!! you can also find awesome attachments. condoms. lube. anything you want, they are discreet and fast and easy.
Plus reviews! lots and lots of reviews.

u/Byeuji · 0 pointsr/WTF

I had no idea this was a thing until today. Although it took me about 5 seconds to realize his roommate was probably huffing. I just assumed kids who huffed had to go through gallons of upside-down whipped cream to get their kicks. Leave it to capitalism to make it easier, with such an innocent looking product.

u/Italian_Barrel_Roll · 0 pointsr/AdviceAnimals

Eh, a one-time fee of $400 for the snip-snip and you never have to pay for contraception again; for $50 you can pick up one of these and you'll cut down a ton on lube costs.

u/c0rnd0g · 0 pointsr/self
u/dirty_epic · 0 pointsr/sex
u/forgetitburner · -2 pointsr/bestoflegaladvice
u/apothecary1796 · -8 pointsr/AdviceAnimals