Reddit reviews Maybe You Touched Your Genitals" Hand Sanitizer

And that, my friend, is why this exists.

Where can I get one of these?

edit: found it!

http://www.amazon.com/Maybe-Touched-Your-Genitals-Sanitizer/dp/B004CPQBRA

http://www.amazon.com/Maybe-Touched-Your-Genitals-Sanitizer/dp/B004CPQBRA

OMG.... /u/Boogidy

for your co-workers

It TOTALLY sounds like she will need this

College Bound
Oh, and surprise me

Actually it is on amazon.com, too.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B004CPQBRA
There are varieties i believe.

That's why this exists

New Reasons To Wash Your Hands

My friend, do I have the perfect product for you!

I keep this around the office

You're gonna need this to clean the sink.

https://www.amazon.com/Maybe-Touched-Your-Genitals-Sanitizer/dp/B004CPQBRA?th=1

You can get almost all of them on Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/Maybe-Touched-Your-Gentials-Sanitizer/dp/B004CPQBRA/

I want one just for lols.

http://www.amazon.com/Maybe-Touched-Your-Gentials-Sanitizer/dp/B004CPQBRA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1317779593&sr=8-1

They have an entire line of products.

Immediately cover the bite in hand sanitiser and repeat every 10 to 15 minutes. It probably won't work but if you do live (IF) it will make a great BBQ story with friends. Use this one for best story results: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B004CPQBRA?pc_redir=1396707965&robot_redir=1

This comes in handy.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B004CPQBRA?pc_redir=1395436435&robot_redir=1

Bullshit

EDIT: Here is the company sight for said product. I wouldn't want to not give credit where credit was due.

I thought this was an apt name for it.

Edited to include amazon- random

incredible!

Heres me.

the reason i want this phone is because this is my current phone. some of the buttons don't work like they use to. the speaker in the ear piece is blown so its pretty much an alarm clock that i can text on. I've never had a "smart phone", i have never had a phone that would even be considered an average phone. i feel like a joke when people are like look it up on your phone and i pull out a 8 year old flip phone.

Well I was in a porn store looking at items. The sales clerk came over and asked if I'd like to see something. I said yes and she took it back to the front desk to put batteries in it. She pulled out hand sanitizer and said, "We ask that you use this before touching our products."

I used hand sanitizer then examined the merchandise. It wasn't what I was looking for so I gave it back. I then went back to browsing. Finally I picked something out and came back to the cashier to check out.

I asked, "Do you have the hand sanitizer Maybe You Touched Your Genitals ?

What she heard was "Do you have the hand sanitizer? I think I touched my genitals."

After some shocked looks, babbling, and explanation between use we realized the mistake. I was so embarrassed. I've never been in that store again.

https://www.amazon.ca/Maybe-Touched-Your-Genitals-Sanitizer/dp/B004CPQBRA

https://www.amazon.com/Maybe-Touched-Your-Genitals-Sanitizer/dp/B004CPQBRA

Maybe you touched your Genitals Hand Sanitizer!
It's $6.55 with free shipping :)

I have three ideas (they'd all be a singular gift because they are each close to $10).

Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrush because who wouldn't love to swoon to "U Smile" while brushing their teeth?! (This is an add-on item but I'm sure it's offered on other sites for the same price).

Urinal Shot Glasses lol gross.

Hand Sanitizer Because maybe someone touched their genitals...


Good luck, I hope you find the perfect item!

it's real

I had one of those for a while. Always got great looks/comments.

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals" Hand Sanitizer

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004CPQBRA

If this catches on, Costco may want to carry this

https://www.amazon.com/Maybe-Touched-Your-Genitals-Sanitizer/dp/B004CPQBRA?th=1

Only $5.49!

Ok I found three strange items, maybe they'll make you WTF:

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Amazon.com, of course: http://www.amazon.com/Maybe-Touched-Your-Genitals-Sanitizer/dp/B004CPQBRA