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422 Reddit comments about Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes:

u/Obi_Wan_Quinnobi · 754 pointsr/Cooking
u/Valnaire · 649 pointsr/UnethicalLifeProTips

I'd rather get someone I hate, because I could just buy them this.

u/winstonwycked · 319 pointsr/sex
u/STALKS_YOUR_MOTHER · 203 pointsr/television

Well I saw her reading this and she asked me to provide some ingredients.

u/nitzua · 196 pointsr/WTF

here are the amazon customer reviews for the book, which are an absolute goldmine in their own rite.

u/Peter_Mansbrick · 161 pointsr/pics

You joke vargas, but there's actually [a cook-book out there just for semen-based recipes.]( "I recommend the cream cheese cake")

u/ianjackson95 · 156 pointsr/Drugs

Here's some more resources:

Natural Harvest


u/InflamedMonkeyButts · 120 pointsr/funny

Ah yes, the Natural Harvest.

u/ItsPenisTime · 114 pointsr/tifu
  1. My username belongs in your username.

  2. There are ways to make someone swallow without knowing - great for when the mother in law visits!

u/BlamefulWorm435 · 89 pointsr/ShittyLifeProTips

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

u/NeedsToShutUp · 78 pointsr/SubredditDrama

You've never heard of Natural Harvest?

u/FlamingWedge · 61 pointsr/cursedcomments

He got that info from this post incase you’d like to learn more.

In the comments of that post, someone also shared a legit 62-page semen cookbook.

u/barscarsandguitars · 58 pointsr/pics
u/OmniYummie · 57 pointsr/classic4chan

....and after that, he'll need this.

u/HumanFart · 56 pointsr/ATBGE
u/Dysphemistically · 50 pointsr/JUSTNOMIL

Leave a copy of this book - Natural Harvest cooking with semen - YUMMY! out on the side in a place where she will see it when she goes in the bathroom.

When you come home, tell her you've just gotten a great new cooking book and are looking forward to trying out the recipes and ask if she wants to come over for dinner.

Adult baby play giant diapers are always good.

Find out her favorite TV show and find a kinky version of the main character's signature clothing (if applicable), then hang it on a coathanger in the bathroom.

See if you can get a male friend to pose in bed with you and your husband... and put the pictures up on the bathroom mirror, next to the tube of half empty, sticky finger print covered lube.

u/somniumx · 48 pointsr/AskReddit

A friend once got gifted a cooking book.. for cocking with sperm...

u/OldDefinition · 45 pointsr/insanepeoplefacebook

Let me introduce you to Natural Harvest!

u/StevenMC19 · 43 pointsr/AskReddit

You could see her gag a bit when she takes the bite.

I hope she got loads of money for that.

Edit: see also: Book 1 and book 2

u/TinderThrowaway2017 · 41 pointsr/Tinder

I match with this woman who is slightly older than me, in her early 30's. Very hot body, not really my type face-wise but undeniably cute; she seems to have A LOT of personality from her profile, and I have never been on a date with a woman 4 years older than me, so why the hell not? We chat a bit and move on to whatsapp. The pics she starts sending are out of this world: wearing exotic wigs, homemade costumes, zombie makeup... Keep in mind I have not asked for pics at all.

She makes up an insane story as she goes: how she was a peasant rice farmer (and sure enough, she provides a pic of her dressed as if she was a rice farmer, in what looks like a field...), how one day she was abducted by jacuzzi aliens (and sure enough, she sends a pic of her glowing green in the dark in a swimming pool...), how the leader of the aliens was a dark lord (and sure enough, she sends me a pic of her ex to illustrate, with edits and filters to make him look evil), and so on... You get the idea. Let's just say I am extremely confused, so I decide to double down on the insanity and send completely outrageous pics of myself in various costumes, before suggesting we meet up to make a recipe from this book Natural Harvest, as a cooking activity. She seems to love the idea and finds it really funny. We keep chatting. It all culminates with her sending me a closeup pic of her nipple with a piece of salmon in front of it. This is Harley Quinn level of crazy, but it's also a good opportunity to express my Joker side, something I don't do enough these days. She tells me she works as a nurse surrounded by many dying older people, so she's seen some shit. I think this explains at least some of her behavior. The conversation becomes more "normal" as we get to text more. Turns out she lives a few blocks away from my place, next to the BEST tapas place in the city. She apparently went once, but has no real memory of it. Hard to tell at this point if it's because she was completely stoned when she last went, or because she physically can't remember events longer than 24 hours in time. After a few more casual texts, we agree to meet the next day for tapas, midweek.

We have good food and good wine. And to my surprise, very down to Earth conversations. I expected her to show up dressed as David Bowie or something, but not at all. Almost as if she came from Planet Earth after all... She finds the food delicious, and confesses she never eats out, because what's the point, the only thing she ever eats is Soylent. After a quick google search, I am horrified. Who in their RIGHT MIND can survive on soylent, let alone LOVE IT?! She offers to have a smoke and drink at her place, so I oblige, because against all odds, we are having a pretty good time.

We make it to her place and sure enough, it does feel like the lair of a serial killer: there are random props and costumes everywhere, and the fridge is filled with tens of Soylent bottles. She asks me to try one, I do, I immediately feel like throwing up, and then we smoke. As she puts on some music, I wander around the apartment completely high, thinking about where my life is going, why am I in this place on a Wednesday night... See HERE for an existential moment of reflection about the nature of things and wtf am I doing on Tinder. Yes, these props are all hers...

We sit down, she smokes more weed (a LOT more), and then we make out and transition to the bed, where we fuck for a while. It's hot and all, and the weed makes it really smooth, to the point where it's actually pretty hard for me to orgasm. She does not seem to mind, and asks where I get my stamina from, not realizing it's the weed at work. I tell her it's because I drink a lot of green tea in the morning. We cuddle for a while, and have more down to Earth conversations. She is a really sweet girl after all. I proceed to Uber of shame at 4am and make it back to my place. I am still high as fuck.

We chat and text a bit more, but I have no intention to see her again, because soylent? Really?

u/motherdarner · 38 pointsr/funny
u/MedSchoolNoob · 36 pointsr/books

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen Based Recipes

I cry laughing at these book reviews on Amazon all the time!!

u/pmartin01010101 · 33 pointsr/WeWantPlates

Other delicious recipes

Edit: I guess it's my cake day?

u/ruthless_moose · 33 pointsr/sex

I know what you should get her for Christmas.

And yes, if you are going to store it for more than a few hours, it should be kept cold, like any raw animal product.

On behalf of anyone who might possibly open your refrigerator, ever, please, after you contribute to the jar:

  1. Close it and clean the outside.
  2. Put the jar in a plastic bag, like a vegetable bag from the supermarket.
  3. Put that in a brown paper bag.
  4. Seal the bag with a sticker that says "medical sample" or "biohazard".

    And if you are using a jar that originally had food in, clean it thorough and remove the label.
u/Projectile0vulation · 33 pointsr/BlackPeopleTwitter

Here’s a productive and nutritional solution for proper disposal.

>Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.

u/richh00 · 29 pointsr/CasualUK

Here's a cook book that'll help.

u/Pwnage_Peanut · 27 pointsr/AskReddit
u/basshead17 · 25 pointsr/sex

There is a cookbook (Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes that you might want to check out. Maybe buy it as a surprise for him and let him know you want to give it a try

u/all_of_the_ones · 24 pointsr/trashy

There’s an author who has a couple of recipe books out, one for food and the other for drinks... all for cooking with semen.

So, apparently it’s a thing 🤢

If you are curious, but don’t trust my link (it’s to the book on amazon), you can google Natural Harvest by Paul Photenhauer. The vast majority of reviewers are being campy or explicitly state they bought the book as a joke, but the author is very serious about it.

Video of him making the “Macho Mojito”

u/contextplz · 23 pointsr/baseball

Clayton's Coleslaw, Mike's Macadamian-Crusted Trout, Timmy's Lincecum-based meals.

u/DrSlippynips · 23 pointsr/insanepeoplefacebook

Idk if this is what the other redditor was talking about, but amazon has a listing for "Natural Harvest";

I highly recommend reading some of the available pages. It's hilarious, especially at the desserts section.

u/TheCuntOfMonteCristo · 23 pointsr/trackers
u/theconnorparty · 21 pointsr/BrandNewSentence
u/dasistverboten · 18 pointsr/FFXV

Dear god, nobody show Ignis this

u/Socky_McPuppet · 18 pointsr/funny

It's not real

(But actually it really is)

u/Pazzam · 18 pointsr/funny

Great tips like this and more can be found in 'Natural Harvest - A collection of semen based recipes' available from Amazon

u/IcarusRisen · 18 pointsr/funny

I'll just leave this here.
>Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cookbook!

u/deadhead94 · 17 pointsr/hockey
u/boggleogle · 16 pointsr/4chan
u/MissingUmlaut · 15 pointsr/slowcooking
u/Unidan · 15 pointsr/pics
u/x420xSmokeWeedx420x · 15 pointsr/WTF
u/bastion72 · 13 pointsr/AskMen

At first I thought you were telling the truth and thought you might like this book:

But then you TL;DR and I laughed.

u/Mixin_Up_Yer_Crayons · 12 pointsr/FabulousFerds

Yeah so I have been a power player here since late yesterday afternoon and I highly recommend reading the rules and regulations before posting again. Thanks and your welcome.

u/c_gnihc · 12 pointsr/explainlikeimfive

Since we're on the subject of cooking semen, here's a little gift.

u/SanchoDeLaRuse · 11 pointsr/atheism
u/weristsortan · 11 pointsr/de

Gibt noch viel mehr Möglichkeiten, die Zutat zu nutzen: Natural Harvest.

Eignet sich auch hervorragend zum zufällig in der Gegend rumliegen, wenn man Gäste zum Essen hat.

u/TrowelsBeforeHoes · 11 pointsr/GameDeals
u/[deleted] · 11 pointsr/AskReddit

You joke but I've seen a cookbook of semen-based recipes

Edit: This one

u/Mcwaggles · 11 pointsr/furry_irl

Obviously they were reading [This book] ( ran out of the main ingredient and had to improvise.

u/VegGym · 11 pointsr/vegancirclejerk

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

u/09SThr · 10 pointsr/AskTrollX

But there's a cookbook!

u/Z0di · 10 pointsr/insanepeoplefacebook

Oh? yeah, totally. there's a bunch of things you can do with cum.

u/Rognik · 10 pointsr/NLSSCircleJerk
u/Hobbesaurus · 10 pointsr/todayilearned

Reminds me of "Natural Harvest"

" not only nutritious, but it also has wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties."

u/th3_rhin0 · 10 pointsr/Android
u/IHocMIL · 9 pointsr/JUSTNOMIL
  • Applications for jobs in Yemen!
  • Adoption papers for Chinese children
  • Put her birthday into a calendar on your wall on the wrong day.
  • Find out what she wants for christmas, leave an open catalogue with the item circled several times and then don't buy it for her.
  • Nursing home brochures ordered in her name.
  • Buy this book leave it out and then invite her to dinner.
  • Or this book and leave it on your bookshelf.
  • Buy a Koran.
u/theploki · 9 pointsr/AdviceAnimals

hes right. i looked this up recently. as long as the person splooging is healthy, the cum is actually good for you.

here's a cookbook that strictly uses semen in it's recipes:

u/htxlaw · 9 pointsr/AskOuija
u/Spongi · 9 pointsr/todayilearned

I believe this is relevant.

u/TheBetterStory · 9 pointsr/creepyPMs

Well, there is a cookbook for it...

u/santaynot · 9 pointsr/nottheonion

May I interest you in a cookbook dedicated to a culinary genre that will tickle your taste buds?

u/Greyfeld · 9 pointsr/AskMen

And only makes dishes from this book.

u/LeaperLeperLemur · 9 pointsr/todayilearned
u/kolkolkokiri · 9 pointsr/bestoflegaladvice

Those two OPs should join this dude

u/angeliqu · 8 pointsr/WTF

Ever heard of the cookbook Natural Harvest? It’s kind of amazing what people will write and what gets published.

u/flirtinwithdisaster · 8 pointsr/morbidquestions

OK, so here's a little something from our friends at Amazon: Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes.

You're welcome.

u/CockGobblin · 8 pointsr/funny

What you do is go to an interview and take a bottle of hair conditioner with you. Shortly before going into the room, put some conditioner along the edge of the web area between your index finger and thumb. Shake the interviewers hand as if you had no idea you had jizz on your hand, then have a super awkward interview.

You can also do this with friends. A great "it's just a prank bro" is to get some custard and some cookies from a bakery, then put a little bit of custard on the edge of the cookie and hand it to your friend. They'll think it is custard ... then hand them this book after they eat the cookie. (By reading this comment, CockGobblin cannot be held responsible for any ruined friendships caused by this prank.)

u/defman144 · 8 pointsr/TerribleBookCovers

Here is the link if anyone would like to purchase this masterpiece.

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

u/SuperLeroy · 8 pointsr/electronic_cigarette

I believe the liquid would be named: ["Natural Harvest"] (

u/ShootsieWootsie · 8 pointsr/TheBrewery

If it's good enough for u/KFBass, it's good enough for you!

u/ShadedSpaces · 8 pointsr/fasting

You don't need to imagine, friend.

Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes

u/BearsBeardsBeers · 7 pointsr/cumfetish

Food for thought. Just sayin'.

Seriously though, you are very lucky, and that sounds incredibly hot. I have actually heard of something like this before in a Savage Love column (also where I learned about Natural Harvest). A dude was into freezing his spunk and eating it later. A little bit gross for me, but hey.

Keep us updated!

u/tolurkistolearn · 7 pointsr/funny

If you are interested in urine candy, you might also be interested in: This

u/kuoushi · 7 pointsr/funny

What is this, a natural harvest?

u/QQDog · 7 pointsr/croatia


Za početak bih ti preporučio knjigu: "Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes". Kasnije možeš eksperimentirati i sa "Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook" ako te to područje zanima.


u/trey74 · 7 pointsr/sex

Yes, there's a recipe book that uses ejactulate. It behaves like egg whites because it's a protein. The book is called Natural Harvest.

u/IceNFire · 7 pointsr/books

Natural Harvest...and the companion book Semenology

u/mellokind · 7 pointsr/woodworking

I bet the guy who wrote this book wouldn't mind. In fact, I bet his already is.

u/cpao · 7 pointsr/gaybros

Given the context where this picture was posted, it immediately reminded me of this book cover. Looks really delicious, though.

u/Amonkira42 · 7 pointsr/trashy

There is a semen cookbook.

u/sprankton · 6 pointsr/ploungeafterdark

I should have linked the original thread. It's this cookbook.

u/incapablepanda · 6 pointsr/funny

I believe you will find this relevant to your interests.

Also it's quite amusing that "People who viewed this item also viewed Dancing with Jesus: A Collection of Miraculous Moves"

u/CivilMidget · 6 pointsr/Cooking

What about the Natural Harvest cookbook? That's gotta be an escalation from a literal "cock and balls" book.

u/mrmunkey · 6 pointsr/fargo

I'm sure they've all left reviews for Natural Harvest

u/xxstardust · 6 pointsr/TryingForABaby

I mean, clearly.

Just in case she's not up on her Swedish Chef, maybe she can find this book. You know, for any leftovers ...

u/Samuraisheep · 6 pointsr/britishproblems

Then this book is for you.

u/a_karma_sardine · 6 pointsr/blursedimages
u/Potado · 6 pointsr/Cooking

Reminds me of this great book. Natural Harvest: a collection of semen-based recipes

u/don7panic · 6 pointsr/askgaybros
u/Bunduru · 6 pointsr/funny
u/MyR3dditThrowaway · 5 pointsr/TumblrInAction

M first thought was breast milk cheese (NSFW). Or the infamous: Natural Harvest: A collection of Semen Based Recipes (NSFW).

u/Wafflyn · 5 pointsr/Homebrewing
u/myusernamebarelyfits · 5 pointsr/AdviceAnimals

It would go perfect with this.

u/taylororo · 5 pointsr/badhistory

While we're on the topic, please check out my book and leave your favorite oven-baked sperm recipes below.

u/Hasie501 · 5 pointsr/ScottishPeopleTwitter

Someone should procure a copy of Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes

$6.25 on kindle

$19.77 Paperback.

Edit: you could create your own sub and rake in the karma.

u/tastier_sausages · 5 pointsr/Cooking

This is a great guide and the beauty is that it can be produced on demand.

u/NihilistKnight · 5 pointsr/opieandanthony
u/ohfluffit · 5 pointsr/news

There's actually an entire book of jizz recipes.

u/JohnnyDarkside · 5 pointsr/funny

Guessing got the recipe from this book.

u/VesperX · 4 pointsr/sex

There is in fact a cookbook with semen recipes called Natural Harvest on Amazon.

u/Albatraous · 4 pointsr/FoodPorn

Guessing it's from this book

Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes

u/workroom · 4 pointsr/funny
u/mywordswillgowithyou · 4 pointsr/shittyfoodporn
u/Mellenoire · 4 pointsr/childfree
u/HisRandomFriend · 4 pointsr/amazonreviews

If you guys want an actual semen cookbook here you go.

u/FJ60GatewayDrug · 4 pointsr/Justrolledintotheshop
u/squashedbananas · 4 pointsr/TheBluePill
u/Zombies_Are_Dead · 4 pointsr/Cooking

Don't blame me! You ASKED for it!

But seriously, look for cookbooks that are specific to different cultural foods. Take a world culinary tour from home. It's amazing to discover the similarities and differences there are by preparing foods you wouldn't commonly prepare.

u/crazymunch · 4 pointsr/askscience

Egg white is a protein solution, made up of water and a range of proteins, mostly albumins. While it has similar texture and composition to human mucus, they serve very different purposes. Egg white is mainly there as a physical buffer to protect the embryo inside an egg, as well as serve as a nutritive solution for the embryo in late development.

Human mucus occurs in a few forms/areas of the body. Respiratory mucus is made for the purpose of protecting the body from infectious agents. Because of this, mucus contains a range of antiseptic chemicals, such as immunogloblins and lysozyme. As such, it's likely not a good candidate for cooking and eating

The other main sources of mucus in humans are reproductive organs. Women produce mucus that varies depending on where in their ovulatory cycle it is produced... However this mucus is not particularly proteinaceous. However, male reproductive mucus is a large component of semen. Judging by the number of books on the topic available on Amazing, this is the likely candidate for a human mucus which you can safely cook and eat. If you can get over the gross factor.

Hope that answers your question!

u/Shogun2049 · 3 pointsr/funny

Almost as bad as This

u/wildyogini · 3 pointsr/tifu

Going to put this here Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes

u/Micp · 3 pointsr/Denmark

Jeg kan se at der er nogen der har ladet sig inspirere af den her

u/barbecue_invader · 3 pointsr/funny

Finally, a way to try the recipes in this book before attempting them at home.

u/pikaaa · 3 pointsr/KitchenConfidential

Well what about this?
This cookbook shows you how to add "love" to your meals ;)

u/jimbolauski · 3 pointsr/Cooking

Here is the Bible on cooking with semen.
Natural Harvest

u/ForeverJamon · 3 pointsr/portugal

Há um livro chamado "cooking with cum"

Edit: olha outro,

u/bearded1der · 3 pointsr/exmormon

Love it.

Reminds me of another white elephant gift. Setup: Before the event, my friend made one of the recipes and served it to everyone... He then earmarked this recipe in the book he gave as his gift. Not that funny until you realize what the book is -

u/nolotusnotes · 3 pointsr/sexover30
u/TakesJonToKnowJuan · 3 pointsr/beer

I Randolph'd a great Oyster Stout flavor into my beer, courtesy of this helpful guide!

u/Terrible_Fitness_Adv · 3 pointsr/Fitness

Have a look at this book, it contains allot of great recipes with non dairy forms of protein

u/tailsfromretail · 3 pointsr/ShittyLifeProTips
u/Sixxtwo · 3 pointsr/nfl
u/erizzluh · 3 pointsr/gifs

next item on that list should've been this cookbook on amazon.

u/waphishphan · 3 pointsr/Bellingham
u/kwazykupcakes2 · 3 pointsr/infertility
u/shortandfighting · 3 pointsr/1200isjerky

You should check out this cookbook for some great recipe ideas! :)

u/ListenToTheMusic · 3 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

How about this cookbook? I can't take credit for finding it, was all /u/KingVinnie.

u/CareBearDontCare · 3 pointsr/WTF

Relevant book?

u/DaWooShit · 3 pointsr/Denmark

Tror det var det her du ledte efter: Natural Harvest

u/DONG_OF_JUSTICE · 3 pointsr/books

OP's asking for help in making them appear quirky. The irony is delicious.

The first outrageous book that pops into my mind is Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes. It'll raise major pervert flags, though.

u/DysFunctionalKirk · 3 pointsr/WTF

I'll admit there's a certain appeal to doing a girl on her period. I've done it before and it was kind of hot in a dirty way but WTF they are cooking with bloody tampons!?! Now I'm not sure which is worse!

Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes

Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that.

Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook

Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail.

I'm guessing there's a subreddit somewhere for this nasty shit.

u/chisayne · 3 pointsr/WTF
u/Tiki-God · 3 pointsr/videos

Here's the recipe book for you then, Natural Harvest

u/thexian · 3 pointsr/ShitAmericansSay

God.. That's disgusting. I prefer to just use the recipes from Natural Harvest like a sane person.

u/Chummers5 · 3 pointsr/MealPrepSunday

Haven't tried it but there's this cookbook.

u/deletedLink · 2 pointsr/steroids

I've started making it. I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

u/downvotesyndromekid · 2 pointsr/SubredditDrama

Some good reviews on this one

u/JulietteStray · 2 pointsr/IAmA

I had exactly this same disappointed experience when I tried the same thing with an Oreo, after scraping the filling out. Honestly, cum and most food just isn't very good, though I did pick up this book a few years ago.

u/xanatos451 · 2 pointsr/videos
u/zlozlozlozlozlozlo · 2 pointsr/SubredditDrama

Semen should, it contains protein. As for urine I don't know.

Also check this out:

u/hawkedriot · 2 pointsr/TrollXChromosomes

Semen Cookbook might help.

u/The_Bravinator · 2 pointsr/TrollXChromosomes

Same. But apparently not everyone...

u/target_meet_arrow · 2 pointsr/NoStupidQuestions

There is a cookbook you can buy with recipes for semen.

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

u/actually_a_tree · 2 pointsr/OkCupid
u/scoops22 · 2 pointsr/motorcycles
u/DeltaPositionReady · 2 pointsr/todayilearned

Don't frown. Here's a cookbook for you!

>Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cookbook!

u/PrincessJaz · 2 pointsr/CrappyDesign
u/Nowhere_Man_Forever · 2 pointsr/Cooking

It's not that out of the question. After all, this exists. WARNING, AMAZON LINK FOR A QUESTIONABLE PRODUCT

u/Sanpaku · 2 pointsr/NewOrleans

Dennis is a passionate cook who loves to experiment with new exciting ingredients in the kitchen.

u/Tagichatn · 2 pointsr/todayilearned

Because guys never mention their dicks right?

You might find this book interesting.

u/Gortonis · 2 pointsr/food

I can't see something like this not not be reminded of the cook book Natural Harvest

u/TheSemiTallest · 2 pointsr/mildlyinteresting

Not only is it possible, it's actually suggested in Natural Harvest

u/PiggyBankofDespair · 2 pointsr/videos

>Zeus's own cumcoction

Did he get the recipe out of Natural Harvest?

u/rectumbreaker · 2 pointsr/TBI

XD. You should read about people who put all of their semen into a 2 liter bottle and cultivate it. It's a 1 and a half year process, they mix like sugar and stuff and add yeast and let it ferment and then drink it as alcohol or add it to vodka. By the way.
The best part is that there are used books. :D. Happy cooking.
P.S More treats from the same author.

u/bderenzi · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Not as bad as...well...this. (Slightly NSFW, I guess? Sort of?)\

But still strange. Very strange.

u/Buffalo__Buffalo · 2 pointsr/promos
u/laquecuelga · 2 pointsr/chile

Se pueden hacer postres.


u/asshair · 2 pointsr/Showerthoughts

He could use his own milk for an even better seasoning. If only he knew how to read....

u/IfIDieSousVideMe · 2 pointsr/nfl
u/frezik · 2 pointsr/conspiratard

This whole thread makes me want to leave this right here and walk out.

u/DarthStem · 2 pointsr/AskRedditAfterDark

You may enjoy this and this

u/SnortingTheKoolAid · 2 pointsr/steroids
u/VirtualLife76 · 2 pointsr/LearnJapanese

Sounds like someone was reading Natural Harvest

u/RookBishopPawn · 2 pointsr/justneckbeardthings

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

u/RevengeSprints · 2 pointsr/videos
u/kan829 · 2 pointsr/ottawa

Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes

u/MrGrumpet · 2 pointsr/Showerthoughts
u/Vulpyne · 2 pointsr/vegan

Relevant (but not really vegan).

Maybe you should submit the recipe!

u/e3quire · 2 pointsr/books

"Natural Harvest: a Collection of Semen-Based Recipes."

Your dinner parties will never be the same again.

u/KamalaKama · 2 pointsr/confession

There's a book called Natural Harvest, filled with semen-filled recipes. Be sure to read the reviews. Enjoy!

u/Gravedigr · 2 pointsr/Dodgers
u/butterfilly · 2 pointsr/mylittlefatfuck
u/TomBega · 2 pointsr/funny
u/Nerdlinger · 2 pointsr/sex
u/Ras1372 · 2 pointsr/books

I though Natural Harvest was the end all be all of weird books that exist.

u/Marvelite0963 · 2 pointsr/lolgrindr

Obligatory reminder that Natural Harvest (a semem cookbook) exists.

u/SkaveRat · 2 pointsr/WTF
u/aaron__ireland · 2 pointsr/theyknew
u/FingerMeElmo · 2 pointsr/Cooking

[This cookbook is a great companion to leave out with that one] (

u/bluecreosote · 2 pointsr/gadgets

There are others like this but this one has a nice innocuous sounding name.

I would actually get this for a friend of mine if there were a way to do so anonymously.

u/copper_top_m · 2 pointsr/Tinder

I believe the recipe is in the book Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes

u/nlaw22 · 1 pointr/funny

Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes

u/artofsushi · 1 pointr/KitchenConfidential

The Amazon reviews are hilarious.

u/Pharmacistlady · 1 pointr/WTF

He's the same author as Natural Harvest

u/Jrrrad · 1 pointr/relationships

Did anyone else immediately think of [this?] ( The author did an AMA a while back.

u/littlesemi · 1 pointr/teenagers

I already know the recipe I'll use

u/malphonso · 1 pointr/pics

The cookbook for you.

u/OhWaitThisIsntGoogle · 1 pointr/cursedcomments

For anyone who does not want to type the link manually like I did (the reviews are hilarious btw)

u/gnatyouagain · 1 pointr/thatHappened

It could be a recipe from [Cooking with Semen] ( Perhaps cum tartare atop the shrimp alfredo.

u/MadPooter · 1 pointr/funny

Yes, this is actually a real thing. At least, the recipe book is. The reviewer may likely be joking.

u/The_Barber · 1 pointr/SquaredCircle

Brother Jack, when we are done with you we'll need this for sure

u/you_should_try · 1 pointr/WTF
u/StudlyItOut · 1 pointr/gaybros

i bet i know what sort of food and drink they serve there

u/seasideian · 1 pointr/funny
u/jhaun · 1 pointr/Homebrewing

> recipes that we have to reject because of the outlandish ingredients involved

I can guess one such ingredient

u/Xaxxus · 1 pointr/nottheonion

Reminds me of the chef in New York who made cheese from his lactating wife's breast milk and sold it in his restaurant.

And also this

u/Punkcherri · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

And its on sale! You def need this in your life lmao...

u/CHNOHO · 1 pointr/atheism

Ohhh are you making the flan from the natural harvest?

u/maryxus · 1 pointr/homestuck

It'd be a bit like having this (NSFW) as a coffee table book.

u/amijinxed · 1 pointr/funny
u/Congenital-Optimist · 1 pointr/relationships
u/tonyVVonder · 1 pointr/gifs
u/stolenlunches · 1 pointr/steroids

I can't stop looking at your username. If you have a recipe on hand for bukkake pancakes, you have to send it to the author of this.

u/jsimco876 · 1 pointr/AskMen

No but to each his own bro.

I suggest this book if you want to explore even farther...

u/SwollenOstrich · 1 pointr/WTF
u/IrishTheFrenchie · 1 pointr/TheMonkeysPaw
u/icyhotonmynuts · 1 pointr/shittyama

Have you tried any cooking recipes or drink recipes?

u/boristheadventurer · 1 pointr/AskOuija
u/JohnnyWadd23 · 1 pointr/gonewild

Haha I love Steam! What's your screename?

You like cooking now?

u/Petskin · 1 pointr/JUSTNOMIL

There's a fad about putting semen into food, too, because it's ... nutritious? I dunno, but here's a cookbook.

u/Wacnews · 1 pointr/truewomensliberation

Well there is a whole cookbook of semen recipes. I haven't tried any yet. Someday...

u/mattreyu · 1 pointr/funny
u/iamtheyeti311 · 1 pointr/funny
u/Misrabelle · 1 pointr/DiWHY

Some people do...

u/theevilparker · 1 pointr/Cooking

An empty beer can with the Natural Harvest Cookbook

u/dolphinitely · 1 pointr/Damnthatsinteresting

Semen contains albumin which is similar to eggs and you can cook semen like you would with eggs

u/neeraj8le · 1 pointr/memes
u/breakskater · 1 pointr/Semenretention

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

You're welcome

u/UselessGiraffe · 1 pointr/hearthstone

Loves tasty food? How about "Natural Harvest, Collection of Semen-based recipes". You're both winners there!

u/NukuXia · 1 pointr/funny

Leave a note that asks how the "home cooked" meal was with a photocopy of this cookbook: Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes

u/blufr0g · 1 pointr/The_Donald

Same people who use this cookbook?

Natural Harvest

u/mergeformgenesis · 1 pointr/AdviceAnimals

Just gonna leave this here.

u/Mindgate · 1 pointr/AskWomen

Not really, but maybe some of you need to be aware that such a thing apparently exists.

u/Zombie_Lover · 1 pointr/Cooking
u/theONE843663 · 1 pointr/TheRedPill

Oh man... if you really wanna get srs about cooking, you need to buy this book now:

But man cooking really is so simple. I just buy lean ground pork in bulk and eat that shit everyday with a few variations sometimes like a lil bit of salmon or whatnot.

My best investment thus far has been the slow cooker. Set that shit up at night, you get a hot meal ready to eat in the morning. Have three of them, and you got all your shit setup cuz you can put in on a timer.

Even easier if you do interminnent fasting.

u/404CortexNotFound · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Good morning! Today is certainly feeling better than yesterday, I feel far less crappy. I'm also now coming up to 14 days smoke free, yay! Last night I had my first major craving since giving up, spent about an hour distracting myself by doing various tasks and finally exercising to take my mind away from it.

This is by far the weirdest thing I've come (heh) across on Amazon. The related books are also worth looking at, too… 

u/papajohndob · 1 pointr/sex
u/TheUKMuffinMan · 1 pointr/sex

You can buy the book Natural Harvest
It’s a full collection of semen based recipes available for the kindle and on Amazon

I gifted it to a dirtycumslut of a friend and she found it enlightening and entertaining.

Not sure if I can put this

Sorry mods if it’s not allowed- I’ve no financial interest in the publication or the selling company

u/wotanaz1337 · 1 pointr/Bass

My friend, you need to reap the Natural Harvest!


u/omewo · 1 pointr/furry_irl
u/YourFairyGodmother · 1 pointr/atheism

Porn and pancakes? Oh dear, I don't think they're clear on the concept

u/toolatealreadyfapped · 1 pointr/DiWHY
u/droidonomy · 1 pointr/insanepeoplefacebook

> And don’t get me started on the stickier body fluids.

u/chambertlo · 1 pointr/evenwithcontext
u/b10v01d · 1 pointr/funny

Might want to avoid this then...

Natural Harvest

u/Onion126 · 1 pointr/amateurcumsluts
u/pipsqeek · 1 pointr/sex

There's also this, and many other publications similar to it.

u/hecubus452 · 1 pointr/videos

Nah man, you just gotta need some creative recipes.

u/TyrKiyote · 1 pointr/funny

Bon appetite (nsfw cookbook)

u/Hellzapoppin · 1 pointr/CasualUK

Make some recipes from this book and leave them to be nicked. After this happens a few times put an advert up to sell the book:

u/pensivegargoyle · 1 pointr/AccidentalComedy
u/sonofsomebiscuits · 1 pointr/funny

You should probably make sure she didn't get the recipe from this cookbook:

u/Hypertroph · 1 pointr/TumblrInAction

It's a great ingredient, actually. You should try it some time.

u/GWFKegel · 1 pointr/funny

An actual cookbook on how to cook with semen. More here.

u/scratchamaballs · 1 pointr/books

Cooking with Semen would be high on my list

u/hailkingpika · 1 pointr/books
u/JonathanDWeaver · 1 pointr/books

This one takes the cake for me. It is a collection of semen based recipes. Yeah. That exists. The description is killer:
> Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cookbook!

u/solidad · 1 pointr/sex

Gonna take awhile...In the meantime..

u/nightsticks · 1 pointr/WTF

She must have this book in her pantry.

u/thatJainaGirl · 1 pointr/sex
u/Ostrololo · 1 pointr/AskMen

Both sprinkles and semen are very useful in baking.

u/Darken_Rahl1 · 1 pointr/AdviceAnimals

That awkward moment when she uses This cookbook

u/CopRFox · 1 pointr/WTF

I think you are look for this

u/CrayonOfDoom · 1 pointr/funny

Harvest, eh?

u/LolerCoaster · 1 pointr/funny

Maybe it's intentional.

u/Echohawkdown · 1 pointr/WTF

Apologies in advance if this breaks rule 1.

Also, link to the book in question on Amazon.

u/whiteypoints · 1 pointr/SocialJusticeInAction

Why is she a "hero"? Women have been making yogurt with vaginal bacteria for ages.

And there's a cum cookbook on Amazon that's getting good reviews.

u/hijoDePutibus · 1 pointr/NoFap
u/recchiap · 1 pointr/gifs

I feel like this cookbook is appropriate for this.

u/Can8en · 1 pointr/pics

I think she needs this book as a gift. Then they will be REALLY healthy! gag

u/cariusQ · 1 pointr/Frugal_Jerk

Are you the fatcat that wrote Semen Cookbook?

u/Pole_lightness · 1 pointr/WeWantPlates

It was unsettling how I knew exactly where I had seen that before...

u/EvenThisNameIsGone · 1 pointr/funny
u/Toreap · 1 pointr/mildlyinteresting

The Starbucks Fappucino, brought to you by this cookbook:

u/sexyfloss · 1 pointr/gaming

This book has some great presentation suggestions if you're interested in getting into semenal gastronomy. It suggests incorporating semen into the flan (for the exact reasons you described) while applying a nice glaze to to double-creme eclairs.

u/quickstatcheck · 0 pointsr/OkCupid

This book has some great ideas, especially for a first date.

u/Knight_B · 0 pointsr/AskReddit

Kitchen. I wanted to try a recipe in the Cooking With Semen book.

u/Bill_H_Cosby · 0 pointsr/TumblrInAction

I remember that ama, the book is called "Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes"



And dont worry, neither of the links are NFSW

u/nubbinator · 0 pointsr/TumblrInAction

You should enjoy your Natural Harvest, both in food and in drink.

u/ippolite · 0 pointsr/AskReddit

Check out that Cooking With Semen book for ideas.

u/Lewsor · 0 pointsr/WTF

Probably got the recipe from this book.

u/EManSavage · 0 pointsr/AdviceAnimals

My friend, if you enjoy semen you are so very welcome.

u/MrCorario · 0 pointsr/italy

Questa è la guida definitiva. Purtroppo è disponibile soltanto in inglese.

u/MrKapparino · 0 pointsr/fatpeoplehate

My gym buddies and I do, we use this book.

u/OneDoesNotSimplyPass · 0 pointsr/pcmasterrace

What if I intended to give you a delicious snack food straight out of this here Natural Harvest book? It'd be downright gourmet, and sincere as all hell.

Intention is the issue here- if somebody got a person who is PCMR console games, they clearly put no thought or effort into the gift. It would more than likely be a troll.

u/idrinkpiss · 0 pointsr/funny

Oh and here I thought it was this one.

u/PM_UR_HAIRY_MUFF · 0 pointsr/tifu

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

u/CatWeekends · 0 pointsr/todayilearned
u/ratwing · -1 pointsr/GirlsFinishingTheJob

Try this.

u/kieranjgray · -1 pointsr/AFL

"Natural Harvest: A Collection Of Semen Based Recipes

the misfortune of having that surname coupled with the dessert leads to only one association.

u/axis_of_elvis · -1 pointsr/Cooking
u/pbrandadewars · -2 pointsr/WTF

I really have no interest in purchasing this book but here it is on amazon

u/dizzyvonblue · -2 pointsr/randomactsofamazon

camera one thing I would love to have. I really need some roller derby stuff, and furniture for my sons room. I like surprises, more than choosing stuff.

My WTF List

Penis cage, with penis plug

coffee enema kit yeah you read that right. A C-O-F-F-E-E enema kit. People do that shit. Literally.

Unicorn Meat this one was already listed by another user, sorry. Semen Cookbook

u/Slytherinheir88 · -4 pointsr/randomactsofamazon