Reddit reviews New American Standard Bible

https://www.amazon.com/American-Standard-Bible-Lockman-Foundation/dp/1885217951/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=bible&qid=1567689969&s=gateway&sr=8-3

Heres some Jesus ya filthy animal.

The New Revised Standard Version is generally considered the most accurate. Two excellent annotated versions of this translation are the HarperCollins Study Bible and the New Oxford Annotated Bible.

The New American Bible is another good scholarly translation. It includes book introductions and footnotes which the copyright holder won't permit the translation to be printed without. I slightly prefer this translation because it doesn't make hundreds of verses plural to avoid the appearance of sexism; for example, the NRSV translates Psalm 1:1 "happy are those who do not follow the advice of the wicked," but the NABRE translates more literally, "blessed is the man who does not walk in the counsel of the wicked."

If you would prefer a more word-for-word literal translation, my recommendation is the New American Standard Bible, which literally renders idioms in the original languages, e.g., "seed of Abraham" where the NRSV or NABRE would have "descendants of Abraham."

Here you go.

https://www.amazon.com/American-Standard-Bible-Foundation-Publication/dp/1885217951/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1500238149&sr=8-7&keywords=bible

Using this statistic from Guiness World Records, it is estimated there is about 5 billion copies of the Bible in circulation.

I'll use the New American Standard Bible here for reference. It's, according to the seller's information, 1 inch thick.

That's 5 billion inches, or about 78 914 miles, or 127 000 kilometres. With the Earth's width of 40 075 kilometres, that's enough to circle the world 3 times over.

If we laid all those bibles side by side face down, they'd make a total surface area of 221.4 billion square inches, 55.15 square miles, or 142.8 square kilometres. With that much pavement, you could encircle the world with a road 1.2 yards (1.1 metres) across.

someone send this to him

Jesus said and taught quite a few things