Reddit reviews Sweeney Todd

There is no way in hell you should get me this Sweeney Todd Soundtrack. If you do, I may listen to it enough times to not only learn the words but actually learn how to make meat pies with bloodletting assistance from my local barber. I would be forced by this new knowledge to open my own meat pie shop and begin making delicious treats from local community members. This will go on for nearly a decade before, on his deathbed, the barber gives up the gig to clear his conscience. Running from the law, I am forced to move to a remote area in Montana where I meet a nice young gentleman with the nickname of "unibomber" and we begin to have a hot and torrid affair. After a few months I realize he is too strange, even for me, and I head off into Canada where I am apprehended by a squadron of mounties. I am shipped off to Guantanamo with a life sentence, only to find that the staff there wants to put my culinary skills to use in disposing of their "oops, I over waterboarded that one" bodies. The pies are a hit in Cuba and Fidel Castro (robotic version - back from the dead) decides to arrange for my escape (not knowing the pie contents of course) to become his personal chef. I live out the rest of my days cooking for him using freshly slaughtered cows - with him always complaining the they just don't measure up to the pies I had made previously.

So, please....for the love of god do not get me that soundtrack.

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