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u/pattyfritters · 86 pointsr/pics

For people who don't know, She wrote a book that basically consists of commas after every word. It's extremely weird to read. http://www.amazon.com/True-Light-tenuation-authenticate-revelation/dp/1450243541 If you click on the picture of the book you can read the first few pages.

u/cannonfunk · 14 pointsr/oldpeoplefacebook

This reads more like schizophrenia than "old person."

See: Lark Voohies' [Lisa Turtle from Saved By The Bell] book True Light: A, superior, take, unto, the, premier, haloing, of, tenuation. Readily, available, True Light, provides, resource, into, time's, motifed, and, vestuved, authenticate, revelation.

And, yes, that's the actual title.

u/macaronisalad · 11 pointsr/pics

Did you co author this?

u/sanchopancho13 · 10 pointsr/reallifedoodles

No, OP is Lark Voorhies.

u/Natasha10005 · 10 pointsr/oldpeoplefacebook

That girl from Saved by the Bell Lark Voorhies wrote a book kind of like that, but with commas. http://www.amazon.com/True-Light-tenuation-authenticate-revelation/dp/1450243541

u/AreaManReddits · 9 pointsr/rupaulsdragrace

Maybe Bianca went to the Lark, Voorhies, school, of, writing.

u/MarvinParanoidDroid · 7 pointsr/Jokes
u/Doc-in-a-box · 7 pointsr/funny
u/tartacus · 6 pointsr/gaming

Nope. More like Lark Vorhees (Lisa Turtle from Saved by the Bell)

u/respectthegoat · 6 pointsr/television

The actor that played Screech went a little off the deep end, He stabbed a guy a few years ago on Christmas. He also stared in the Saved by the Bell porno parody.

Lark Voorhies the actress who played Lisa Turtle has also gone completely insane. She now writes books that are pretty much unreadable.

u/savantrep · 4 pointsr/books

But this book by Lark Voorhies of Saved by the Bell fame is ok??

u/chachaheels5687 · 4 pointsr/iamverysmart

Read her books!

u/Bluenosedcoop · 4 pointsr/pics

I much prefer this picture of [NSFW] Tifanni Amber Thiessen [NSFW]

And Lark Voorhies is an absolute nutjob now, A nutjob book she wrote http://www.amazon.co.uk/True-Light-tenuation-authenticate-revelation/dp/1450243541 and a video of her talking gibberish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AobTzmW5sRw

u/pertnear · 3 pointsr/suggestmeabook

Lark Voorhies True Light

It's basically unreadable rantings of a schizophrenic.

Lisa Freaking Turtle. Sad.

u/bumbadeen · 3 pointsr/ShittyChangeMyView

Nobody seems to have told Lark Voorhies. She's a comma freak.

u/Dumpmaga · 3 pointsr/politics
u/stopitbrrruce · 3 pointsr/grammar

it was! i almost went full Lisa Turtle

u/csjo · 2 pointsr/books

I, mean, the, book, itself is, utterly, amazing but this is the best review of True Light: A, superior, take, unto, the, premier, haloing, of, tenuation. Readily, available, True Light, provides, resource, into, time's, motifed, and, vestuved, authenticate, revelation.
By Lark Voorhies (Lisa Turtle)


http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/1450243541/R10ZG1TJNW0020/ref=mw_dp_cr?cursor=2&sort=rd
Short, sweet, and, to, the, point.

The other reviews are pretty great, too.

u/PhatsCadwalader · 2 pointsr/worldbuilding
u/caveat_cogitor · 2 pointsr/oddlysatisfying

https://www.amazon.com/True-Light-tenuation-authenticate-revelation/dp/1450243541
True Light: A, superior, take, unto, the, premier, haloing, of, tenuation. Readily, available, True Light, provides, resource, into, time's, motifed, and, vestuved, authenticate, revelation.

u/GnomeChomski · 2 pointsr/atheism
u/Alpha_Delta_Bravo · 2 pointsr/funny

I've never vomited in a mall so perhaps not. I have only ever thrown up outdoors (due to alcohol) or in a toilet at home.

To answer your question, which apparently I was missing but now see due to your Lark Voorhies style sentence.

How do you know if somebody collapses in a locked stall in a public restroom? The only possible way I would know would be to have a visible area under the stall where I would see a person laying on the ground or for them to verbalize their need for medical attention. I don't believe that is reason these gaps exist, but it would certainly serve a purpose. To prevent them from "rotting for days" obviously public places have cleaners who come in regularly so this wouldn't happen. They would knock, get no response, unlock and find this pile of bodies of all the people dying on the crapper out there. Do you have a phobia of this scenario? People die alone all the time. They have heart attacks in cars, they get in solo car accidents sometimes caused by heart attacks. They have aneurisms. Contrary to popular belief, if a person goes into full cardiac arrest and collapses at the mall they probably aren't going to live anyway no matter how much medical attention they get. People die all over the place. It's life. Many people lived and died before you, and many people will live and die long after you are gone. If you are relying on the public to come get you out of a bathroom stall I would invest in medic alert jewelry for any chronic conditions as well as push button gps medical alert systems. If you keel over in a bathroom in most places, people will probably think you are strung out and ignore you or at best tell the staff to come mop you out the door.

Take a look at this, it seems like it is right up your alley.
https://www.amazon.com/True-Light-tenuation-authenticate-revelation/dp/1450243541

u/Zack_and_Screech · 2 pointsr/iamverysmart

If it weren't for the lack of commas, I would swear this was written by Lark Voorhies

u/[deleted] · 2 pointsr/HumanFanClub

That's the fun part. Though I have the sad impression that it will just be more and more of the same, considering how these things tend to go. Though it's weird, so far max is giving me a very megalomaniac, more coherent version of Lark Voorhees/Lisa prose. And masha just seems confused and doesn't know english well at all.

u/haveanicedaytoo · 2 pointsr/orangeisthenewblack

I just want to make it clear that I'm not making fun of her because whatever mental condition she has, I've never seen anything like it before and I'm just really sad for her. She actually was my favorite after Slater. :C

Anyway, she wrote some books, and, almost every, single, word in, the, book, has a, comma, after, it. Google isn't really helpful in figuring out what's going on with her. Her mom says bipolar, Lark says lupus, but I don't know if lupus can do that but I do know that bipolar doesn't make people delusional in that specific way (I was misdiagnosed as bipolar for almost 5 years so I had a lot of time researching the damned thing...) I hope she's doing better now.

u/fappynerd · 1 pointr/gifs

Are you Lark Voorhies? (Saved by the Bell):

"Lark Voorhies, gloriously, resurrects, the victored, Phoenix, compelled, and, complete, unto, awaited, timelines, there, unthwarted. A, Masterful, carousel, on, tow, to, consider, Trek of the Cheshire, convincingly, entails, the, rite, of, way, unto, pedistaled, titlement, aborn, the, fremounted, vestule, presumed."

https://www.amazon.com/True-Light-tenuation-authenticate-revelation/dp/1450243541

u/NO_HOMOphones · 1 pointr/IAmA

And at 40 years old now, I do wonder if writing wasn't for me. All in all, I think I should have become a dentist!

I don't know the first thing about good or bad writing, but I do know DeSade is on the shelf at Barnes and Noble. I once tried to read 120 days of Sodom, and it goes something like this:

girls gets pussy devoured by wolves

man pours molten lead in a 12 year old's vagina

man puts gun in a woman's asshole and pulls the trigger


Toward the end it's not even writing, as so much it's a laundry list of fuck up shit in simple subject/predicate phrases. And somehow that's fit to be on the shelves at BN?

And if DeSade wasn't bad enough, what the fuck is this:

http://www.amazon.com/True-Light-tenuation-authenticate-revelation/dp/1450243541

Everything,is,written,like,this,reason,known,deer,authenticate,bitcoin,poundsign.

u/nightgames · 1 pointr/todayilearned

Sounds like True Light: A, Superior, Take, Unto, The, Premier, Haloing, Of, Tenuation. Readily, Available, True Light, Provides, Resource, Into, Time's, Motifed, And, Vestuved, Authenticate, Revelation. by former Saved by the Bell star Lark Voorhies. Apparently it's written with comma's after almost every other word.

u/chasingatoms · 1 pointr/funny
u/sqrlmasta · 1 pointr/windowsphone

>Okay, but what, service, do you think you'd use, if you were simply, someone who used, a lot of unnecessary commas?

I don't know, but maybe try reaching out to Lark Voorhies for some suggestions.

u/canyoufeelme · 1 pointr/WTF

FINALLY a sequel to that Lark Voorhies book. I've been dying to know what happens.

u/hlabarka · 1 pointr/books

Ohhh seriously, this is the winner...
The book grown up Lisa from Saved By the Bell wrote

u/novague · 1 pointr/books

this is great!!! some really really awful ebooks out there- check out Lisa Turtle's books- from saved by the b ell. LARK VOORHEES!!! ooof. http://www.amazon.com/True-Light-tenuation-authenticate-revelation/dp/1450243541

u/Interestedpartygoer · 1 pointr/tipofmytongue

This one? Lark Voorhies from Saved By The Bell.

Apparently she is just crazy about the comma, so it could be any one of her surprisingly many books.

u/AJofTX · 1 pointr/sextears

True Light by Lark Voorhies (who, by the way, played Lisa Turtle in Saved by the Bell): http://www.amazon.com/True-Light-tenuation-authenticate-revelation/dp/1450243541/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1464320861&sr=1-1&keywords=lark+vorhees Hopefully you can use the "Look Inside" feature.

I DO expect a William Shatner impression and will accept nothing less.

u/i-am-qix · 1 pointr/delusionalartists

Reminds me of the book written by Lark Vorhees, the actress that played Lisa Turtle on Saved By The Bell. Every word she didn't copy and paste from the Bible has a comma between it, she makes up words in most sentences, it's complete nonsense, she misspells her own name on one of the pages (just one), and every chapter is called "The Light".

I bought it. I was crying laughing.

https://www.amazon.com/True-Light-tenuation-authenticate-revelation/dp/1450243541

u/skeeveholt · -1 pointsr/funny