Reddit reviews Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml (1) (Packaging May Vary)

Reminds me of one of the funniest things I've ever read. The amazon reviews for 'Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200mL'.


"DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't..."

Link to reviews here.

I always enjoy reading the Veet for Men reviews

This is, for me, the finest Amazon review ever. It's quite British.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/reviews/B000KKNQBK?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0

https://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Read the top review.

If I pasted it right, should be about hair removal veet on a dudes balls

Also- you’re going to laugh a lot. So make sure you’re not drinking anything.

It is totally a thing! Just check out these awesome reviews !!

Personally, I think the top review for Veet for Men was way funnier than any of the ones on this list.

I first heard "meat and two veg" in this Amazon review of veet hair removal cream for men

> After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
>
> I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen.
>
> I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.
>
> Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me.
>
> The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.
>
> This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
>
> The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ".
>
> Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...:)

The other two hilarious reviews are for Veet men's hair remover cream and the 72 pack of kleenex written by the mother of teen boys.

Veet

kleenex

That's a good review.

My favourite?

VEET FOR MEN!

https://www.amazon.com/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_cmps_btm?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews

Not related but another hilarious amazon review... https://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

This reminds me of the 'Veet' for men hair removal cream comments here

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

This will change your life. Guaranteed. Just take 10 minutes to read this, PLEASE

I have to disagree, though this is from amazon.co.uk

Veet hair removal cream

Missing the Veet for Men UK reviews.

Like this: (Might not be entirely work safe. Depends how uptight they are about descriptions of putting hair remover on genitals)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

PAINLESS????
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

See here.

Hair removal cream (see top review)

hahahaha some of those are absolute comedy gold!! thanks man. Link is here for anyone interested - one guy even writes a poem about it!! Also good luck in the African desert, whatever it is you are doing!

edit: link

this was the first thing that came to my mind

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Here's another point of view.

> Naired my junk.

Oh man, you reminded of the customer reviews for Veet Hair Removal Gel Cream.

Let's not forget Veet:

http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=dp_db_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

A Chappell’s review tho

An oldie, but a goodie: Veet for Men.

Sounds like being a woman...

Seriously though, have you tried Veet? It's a hair removal cream - no waxing pain, and lasts longer than shaving. There's even a men's version if you have issues with pink things.

A word of warning though: test it on your skin before using it! If you're going to react, best you find out before covering your whole body. Also, I recommend you learn to exfoliate of you're going to remove hair (by any means), or the regrowth could be hell.

Relevant Amazon hair-removal cream reviews

Od ovoga bjezi kao djavo od krsta

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Source:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_viewopt_srt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=helpful&pageNumber=1

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

Old link I know, but still recommend Veet for men

Relevant if you read the reviews...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_lmf_tit_12 - Read the reviews, relevant.

Reminds me of this. Read [the reviews] (Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_-CMCub0M0SH6P) and you'll know you've got of lightly...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

For those who don't know.

Obligatory

Or Veet for men it. I heard it works.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK
I'm just gonna leave this here....LOL read the reviews...they brought tears to my eyes

The funniest thing I've read lately are about the first 20 reviews. I had a rough week last week and this helped me stop bawling like a child. Here's hoping things get less crazy for you
Ok you MUST open them up and read the full reviews
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_pr_redirect_aw

I don't know, I recently trimmed and felt alot more.... friction down there after wiping and walking etc, especially when it's warm. I do not envy the man who veet-ed his butt crack, it burns my back let alone putting it anywhere else! These reviews are funny.

Nicely said. If you like this prose, the UK Amazon reviews of Veet for Men are right up your alley.

Estas reviews de un gel depilador son imperdibles. Hombres que lo usaron para acicalarse las partes nobles te dejan su experiencia.

Reviews like these might make you think twice about applying these chemicals to your delicate rosebud.

http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

it's veet, but you get the idea lol.

If you havent already some reviews for this stuff on Amazon are hilarious.

Veet applied directly to bollocks.

Read the reviews before attempting to use this product;
www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

ItBurns!

I thought you were linking to this:
http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

"Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now." & others.

Could be relevant...

http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Had to think of this: ;-)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Personally I still find a normal razor blade from Gillette or Wilkinson the best (after trimming), as I hate the idea of moving parts/blades down there. But if you've made up your mind already, then you might be better off checking out some of the women's products that are not all pink in color.

I know this is a month old, but I feel you need to understand, that shit burns and it doesn't forgive.
Proof: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/cr/B000KKNQBK/ref=mw_dp_cr

If you were a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules, you'd have a different favourite

Might be this:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

are you the OP of this review?

http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_pr_btm_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0

If you're ever in need of a cheap laugh, read some of the reviews from customers for this product on Amazon.

> I've thought about using Nair but it says not to use if on genitals.

Dude, read these first!

These people do:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

***** DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS

http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

Of course, another option is liberal application of Veet for Men:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

You can probably warm them right back up with some Veet if the cold is bothering you.

Read the reviews for this shit. (If you would prefer to have it all gone.)

If you're super duper hairy, use scissors first, then shave, or just use scissors, if you don't want it all off.

Andrew tried it

Reading all the comments for Veet for Men on Amazon. Seriously, the first few are quite funny, there are a few bland ones and there are some absolutely hilarious ones. I couldn't talk I was laughing so hard.

http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1418750804&sr=8-1&keywords=veets+for+men

This is for male hair removal cream..... no words.... the comments....

There is Veet for Men on the market as well.

The amazon reviews are hilarious

let us not forget VEET for Men

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...:)

Here's a link to the entire page

I'm pretty sure David Thorne is the one writing them. Also check out the reviews for Veet hair removal cream for men reviews.

I thought it was him when I read them and they reminded me of his style. Then I read this piece by him that actually mentions the hair removal bit.

Well ya, If you Haven't seen Veet -- the Men Hair Removal Gel Creme (from hell) . . .

Not Veet for Men?

veet for men

I can understand why they wouldn't include these reviews, but they're some of my favorites.

Do yourself a favor - read the reviews for "Veet for Men"

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_helpful?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0

Link to all reviews here, some are much funnier

You're pure evil you know that...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

Reminds me of Veet Hair Removal for Men.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Read the reviews to this.

An oldie but a goodie https://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Veet for Men

Here is my favorite. Makes me giggle out loud every time I read it.

Relevant: http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

This might provide some help.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/cr/B000KKNQBK/ref=aw_d_cr_drugstore?qid=1345160397&sr=8-4

DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS!

Not sure is there a UK version of this but this one is the best of all: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml

i almost replied with the link myself..

Relevant

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

I recommend Veet.

>I think the best way to remove pubic hair is using a hair removal cream

Really?

I guess you'd better read the reviews of Veet hair removal cream.

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See the first one on the left.

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https://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK?pageNumber=9

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https://motleynews.net/2013/01/04/the-best-amazon-review-ever-seriously-well-at-least-one-of-the-best/

sounds vaguely familiar.... http://www.amazon.com/ss/customer-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=?_encoding=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0

Do not put on knob and bollocks

Edit: on

Relevant

I'll just leave this here for everyone thinking about a hair removal creme
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/cr/B000KKNQBK/ref=mw_dp_cr

Here you go. So many five star reviews!

Also it's not true that waxing isn't possible for scrotum hair.

Although it's sold for men, you might consider VEET next time. Just read the reviews, particularlly A. Chappell's http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Read the first two reviews:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Read the rest of the reviews! The "Funting" review had me in tears on the couch. Couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0

There's an Amazon listing for a similar product which has lots of helpful reviews to let you decide :

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK&ved=0ahUKEwiB0d_phf7NAhUqBMAKHXV3Bg4QFggbMAA&usg=AFQjCNHO3L-RNvScdrA72B6Un51OuQ9dJg

Men's hair removal (aka nair/veet)

Some of them had me cringing... some laughing...

DIRTY THIRTY

Ooooooohhh no! I forgot the most important part! Don't use it on your private area! I make sure it does not get on there, my nipples and I even avoid my underarms. If you want to read something hilarious, read this Amazon review from a guy that made that mistake. I was dying when I read it! Here it is, the 2nd one from the top:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Reminds me of this hilariously unfortunate product review by A. Chappell. link here

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Next time go for Veet for Men instead. The Amazon reviews seem to suggest it should be fine for your needs.

Oh, so you've read the reviews for Veet, right? http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk

http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_5?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1376271714&sr=1-5&keywords=veet

Read the customer reviews from A. Chappell. and Randy Amarus

You are in the same situation as me, Im not on hormones and i have thick long body hair, doing the same as you currently too, trying to find the best way to remove the hair.

Epilators are sometimes called "Electric Waxers" from what ive seen, but basically anywhere you can wax, you can epilate (So yes, all the places you said it should work).

Razors annoy me too, so ive been looking into other ways of removing it too. I just got some Nair today to try, but i was actually looking for Veet hair removal, as they have a special one designed for men, but i couldn't find it in the stores (But i found Nair, and it was half price so yay!)

Have you tried using off the shelf wax strips? they can be costly depending on what brand, i got Boots own ones for £2.94 (Again, half price sale though) yesterday, 20 re-usable strips (To an extent.. i was using them on very hair legs, it took 1 pack and 1/4 to do 90% of my legs). Worked very easily, you just rub them between your hands to warm them up and fold them back over and rub again between uses.

I haven't tried doing my chest yet however as since i may be getting hormones next month depending on how things go, i might get a full wax professionally to get rid of all the chest hair and back hair (As it is very long and thick) so it is easier for me to manage later.

Love the reviews. The ones on Veet are just as good, if not better.

Here's the link:
http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_3?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1414265202&sr=1-3&keywords=veet

define "normal".

It's not too crazy uncommon, to the point that laser companies are advertising about it. :-)

Let me know how it goes if you do decide to do something about it.

Just DON'T USE NAIR or anything like that.

http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1414122228&sr=8-1&keywords=veet+men#customerReviews if you don't believe me.


steve

Veet for men review

... Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. ..

Some more reviews on here too: http://smile.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK?sa-no-redirect=1#customerReviews

Happy almost Birthday!

These reviews are always hilarious!

DIRTY THIRTY.

Thank you for the contest. :)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_jlKHyb4N9AWWD

Still my favourite.

EDIT: Fixed the link.