(Part 2) Best bar tools according to redditors

the boozebrella

I don’t drink but my boyfriend used something similar to these when we went to Warped tour and he’s planning on doing it again for the Aftershock festival. If you search “sunscreen alcohol flask” you’ll get a lot of results. It comes with a fake seal to put on it too.

The one he bought leaked but it seems like these ones are good. It’s kinda funny to see somebody drinking out of a sunscreen bottle too lol

did you even try googling. i literally googled titty flask.

https://www.amazon.com/Smuggle-Your-Booze-Floppy-Flasks/dp/B00DUKGNLW

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001FYZZI2/ref=sspa_dk_detail_3?psc=1&pd_rd_i=B001FYZZI2&pd_rd_w=SFqXa&pf_rd_p=80559f3c-f83b-49c1-8a72-40f936e9df7a&pd_rd_wg=Eiarr&pf_rd_r=NT6J58C8MX0B35G9WAKB&pd_rd_r=9cb9a1f8-57e1-11e9-9c56-b9e9f5e85b72

Looks like a dual dispenser. You turn the bottles upside down and turn the wheels to dispense.

Edit - Here's a different style one

Sunscreen flask

Then he just thinks it's weird you're drinking sunscreen.

Edit; better less special ed options

Hairbrush

umbrella

Bible

Tampon

Bra

Binoculars

Lipstick

Kneck Tie

"iPhone"

Camera

You put bottles of alcoholic beverages upside down in it. Then you place a glass under the black plastic things and push upwards, dispensing yummy drinks. http://www.barproducts.com/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/f/i/final-touch-6-bottle-dispensing-carousel-bpc-800.jpg

Here's one in action, so to speak: https://www.amazon.com/Final-Touch-Bottle-Liquor-Dispenser/dp/B0090MVEZ4

Most flasks are made the same, they are just re-badged chinese made. Stanley makes a pretty sweet one. I have a sterling silver one which was a great investment. They can be had for like $100 and can be sold for the same at any pawn shop in a pinch or traded for a tank of gas etc... Nalgene makes one also that has a shot glass and a cup built in...


Nalgene Flask

Stanley Flask

http://www.amazon.com/Stanley-Classic-Stainless-Steel-Flask/dp/B004E7NYAS

Amazon.

Stanley is widely available, no reason to order from inflated shipping scammers.

There's no "bar" just beer kiosks around with like 2-3 draft beer choices.

You can't bring anything in, but that just means you need a flask and $2 for a coke and you're in mixed drink heaven. Security is lax, they'll check bags and that's it. They may have started waving a metal detecting wand, but I really don't think so.

Not suggesting you need these, but I've got them and I've brought them with me to all kinds of events and never even had security give them a first glance, much less a second.

or on amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Maxam-Jumbo-Stainless-Steel-Flask/dp/B007PAO4LO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1453870240&sr=8-1

Less than half the price.

AND THIS! Somewhat NSFW

And for /u/Anitaxjffdskjarizard to make her root beer classy enough to fit in with winos

http://www.amazon.com/Smuggle-Your-Booze-Floppy-Flasks/dp/B00DUKGNLW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1398799358&sr=8-2&keywords=bra+flask

http://www.amazon.com/Tampon-Flasks-Wrappers-Hidden-Flask/dp/B00CKCT3S6/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1398799358&sr=8-3&keywords=bra+flask

I've been using this and have had no issues with it. Would kinda like a bigger neck of the bottle for cleaning but it's nice in the pocket.

I'd search for a Bartenders Kit - something like this - to get a good sense of what equipment you might want for the types of drinks you'll be making. I definitely wouldn't buy one of those kits because they're almost always crap, but just for reference.

Basics that I have in my bar are:

• mixing tins (I like the full-metal ones, others prefer the Boston Shakers w/ the glass)
  
• a stainless bar strainer
  
• a layering spoon/tool (yes, I have the turtle)
  
• a long cocktail spoon for stirring drinks
  
• some cocktail rimmers for rimming margaritas, lemon drops, etc.
  
• some jiggers for your higher-end stuff and pour-spouts for the basic stuff
  
• and a wine key + decanter + aerator if you're into wine (plus a vacuum pump for bottles you don't finish off right away).
  
  I just included the links for reference - you'll probably want to search a little for the highest-quality tools, because you really don't want flimsy stuff.
  
  For glassware, I like to just pick out unique stuff that I find in my travels, but I have all the basics - rocks glasses, highball glasses, long-stem martini glasses, margarita glasses, pint glasses, Guinness glasses, a couple of snifters, and a Chimay glass.
  
  For the booze it's kind of up to you, but just think about what liquor types a bar has in its speed-well for your base, and then just add higher-end, unique stuff from there. I always have a nice vodka, rum, tequila, gin, bourbon, irish whiskey, cognac, and brandy in the cabinet.
  
  Then I have the popular mixers/liquers - Grand Marnier (skip the Triple Sec and get the good stuff), Bailey's, Kahlua, Amaretto, Limoncello, Frangelico, Chambord, White/Dark Creme de Cacao, Blue Curacao, Sweet/Dry Vermouth, sour mix and simple syrup, soda + tonic, juices, Fireball, various Schnapps, etc.
  
  And then from there I just gradually collect bottles of high-end stuff that will get sipped slowly and dress the bar up a bit. Just picked up a bottle of Kraken that has one of the cooler labels I've ever seen (and tastes pretty damn good, too).
  
  Have fun!

I love my Stanley flask, it's not concave which would make it more comfortable to carry in jeans and easy to conceal. But, it's got a wider mouth than others I've had which helps with pouring (and drinking!). Also Stanley thormoses are bad ass! IMHO.

https://www.amazon.com/Shot-Flask-Built-Collapsible-Everything/dp/B00VKV9536/ref=pd_sbs_79_1?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00VKV9536&pd_rd_r=PBBK1HTNTVA6KC1EYEH4&pd_rd_w=H98OW&pd_rd_wg=9jsXi&psc=1&refRID=PBBK1HTNTVA6KC1EYEH4

Found in the "Customers who viewed this item also viewed"

Riedel makes cleaning beads for use in cleaning many of their decanters. They're little stainless steel balls that you sloosh around the glass to clean. Riedel makes some incredibly thin, delicate, fragile-looking pieces of glass too - I can only assume they tested these beads to be (relatively) safe in their products.

I'll just leave this here

My wife gave me these a few years back, they're pretty rad.

It's a liquor dispenser similar to this one.

The black one is $22.97, but on the other hand it's not pink.

These worked all weekend at Bonnaroo. No metal parts and their super easy to just tuck in your waist line.

I have found bottle cleaning beads do a great job getting the stuff you can't reach at the bottom of a bottle or decanter.

Drop the beads in the bottle, add some soap and water, then swirl it around for a few minutes. Dump everything into a strainer to catch the beads, and then just rinse out the bottle.

Flasks are great, but your problem on a trip that won't include many social opportunities for drinking is volume. A flask will not get you through a three day weekend. Pack a handle or two in the suitcase, refill flask as necessary. Invest in some disposable ones so you can just chuck them discretely when you're finished with them. These are the ones I use:

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https://www.amazon.com/Shark-Skinz-Disposable-Flasks-3-Pack/dp/B00428JORQ

Don't forget to put these in your bag:

https://www.amazon.com/Sunscreen-Alcohol-Flasks-Disguised-Concert/dp/B071L36SZ5/

Or just buy another colour for the same price.

tell oh dude you need to go brush your hair in the loo real quick and pull out your hair brush flask for proof :P
go to the ladies loo and sip, sip, sip....

vodka isn't too strong smell compared to rum, etc. so you could prolly conceal the smell with some body spray & chewing gum

oh and listen to u/moonlightingblue... definitely try your best to not get full blown wasted to where you're not even aware of your surroundings. let your hair down & get a lil tipsy to calm yourself... but always be aware x

Here is a less expensive version https://www.amazon.com/Umbrella-Flask-Seals-Speed-Pourer/dp/B00O7FA072

I think thats a spring loaded alcohol dispender. Push the glass up into it and it pours.

https://www.amazon.com/Final-Touch-Bottle-Liquor-Dispenser/dp/B0090MVEZ4

Nice cabinet!

In the cold you can sneak anything in, just wear your full outdoor gear bibs, pants, jacket, get all puffy. They won't find a thing. No metal though. If you want a surefire way order plastic bag flasks on Amazon..

You can use the dispensers from these coupled with servos like this project. You can also use solenoid valves, but be aware they need a minimum head pressure to work.


If I built a machine like this, I wouldn't use valves on the liquid path. I'd use an air pump, preferably peristaltic to pressurize the bottles as needed and use a siphon to dispense liquid. If you use air pressure you will always get a relatively consistent amount of liquid without needing to measure it. The pump gets a very large mechanical advantage due to the area ratio of the siphon and bottle, so the liquid pressure won't change how much air gets pumped in a given amount of time.

If you just use the pressure of the liquid in the bottle, the pouring pressure and therefor flow rate will drop as the bottle empties. You can use a flow rate sensor, but there's no guarantee on food safety.

for your “friend”

They are usually available in liquor stores and I have seen them in winne Dixie on a shelf hanger thingie

If you want to drink at the venue, Get these and fill them with liquor and save yourself a TON of money.

Stanley Flask

Here’s a few of the ones I liked the most, if anything I would go with the camera or the hairbrush. I got the power bank one and it’s huge. About the size of a iPhone 7+ with an otter box case on.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00ESYPSHY/ref=mp_s_a_1_17?ie=UTF8&qid=1521567648&sr=8-17&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=fake+flask&dpPl=1&dpID=41UrpyrV%2B3L&ref=plSrch

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B073WKMFB9/ref=mp_s_a_1_21?ie=UTF8&qid=1521567648&sr=8-21&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=fake+flask&dpPl=1&dpID=313dl2t%2BddL&ref=plSrch

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B073DV58XX/ref=mp_s_a_1_63?ie=UTF8&qid=1521567819&sr=8-63&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=fake+flask&dpPl=1&dpID=410KLF-WVDL&ref=plSrch

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0041CLHKK/ref=mp_s_a_1_fkmr1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1521567853&sr=8-1-fkmr1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=fake+flask+camera

Only pink left on that link. Found a black one for a couple bucks more. My father in law is here this weekend and it was just his birthday. Thisis the perfect gift. Yay reddit!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VKV9536/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_AnLHAbY1ASDW3

These might not be actual floppys. Could be something like this.

I guess it depends on your budget, needs, and wants,if you're looking for an end all flask I highly recommend this [titanium flask] (http://www.amazon.com/Vargo-T-447-Titanium-Funnel-Flask/dp/B00NUR3ZE8) it has a funnel attached so it is easy to fill, and it low drama but still nice enough you won't really tire of it, then you have two Stanley flasks [this metal one] (http://www.amazon.com/Stanley-Adventure-Stainless-Steel-Flask/dp/B00VRES8NO) and a [plastic one] (http://www.amazon.com/Stanley-Adventure-7oz-eCycle-Flask/dp/B00EPW5AMC) both of which you can find at Walmart. Out of the two I would recommend the plastic one due to its cost, the fact you can open the whole thing, and it's just no drama but I love my titanium flask.

I've found it's easier to smuggle alcohol in if you're female. The giant purse I carry to events is a black hole. Most guards only give it a cursory glace through. So if you're not female, get a female friend to do you a solid and sneak the booze in.

[Disguised as tampons.] (https://www.amazon.com/Booze-Tubes-Tampon-Wrappers-1-Ounce/dp/B00CLBWRCA?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0)
[Hidden in a bra.] (https://www.amazon.com/WineRack-200-008-Wine-Rack-Medium/dp/B001FYZZI2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1465505991&sr=8-1&keywords=wine+bra)
[Hidden in a hairbrush.] (https://www.amazon.com/Smuggle-Your-Booze-Hairbrush-Hidden/dp/B016Y894UI/ref=pd_sim_79_6?ie=UTF8&dpID=41sHUHq7bYL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=NQH5MK446202FNFWNKMP)
Though [floppy flasks] (https://www.amazon.com/Smuggle-Your-Booze-Floppy-Flasks/dp/B00DUKGNLW/ref=pd_sim_79_3?ie=UTF8&dpID=51TcXpxqaAL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL320_SR256%2C320_&refRID=0JH3TQ34DD75026GCHYE) work for both genders.
And there is always the [umbrella flask.] (https://www.amazon.com/Umbrella-Flask-Seals-Speed-Pourer/dp/B00O7FA072/ref=pd_sim_79_5?ie=UTF8&dpID=41rkBnPeCAL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=AZ06SADV4PMJYB3YXTTB)

Also, try these.

The alcohol will dry out the seals in the connections. Every time I've put alcohol in a pack it leaks shortly after and if you spent good money on it you'll be upset. My solution since I feel your pain is to get some of these and one of these and just fill the pouches with booze and buy a soda when inside the venue. And BAM! Your very own Jack and coke with no fuss!

https://www.amazon.com/DOZENEGG-Margarita-Cocktail-Glass-Rimmer/dp/B000FUJ2LI

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VKV9536/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_pkaKBb4VQW26Z

Get small disposable flask and stuff it in your briefs in such a way that no one is gonna grab it.

https://www.amazon.com/Shark-Skinz-Disposable-Flasks-3-Pack/dp/B00428JORQ

Get a flask that doesn't look like a 15 year old bought it at the mall. I recommend the classic stanley flask.

BOOM!

Oh Caaaanaaada~

This is adorable! Owl Necklace.

For your wine. A little birdcage for the corks.

For those fancy date nights. Mustaches for wine.

Sometimes we have to be wild! Eyeshadow.

For your phone. Pretty bow case.

My boyfriend and all our guy friends just buy plastic flasks on amazon, fill those up, and hide them in their crotch. Works every time cause the flask is soft so it doesn't feel odd if security feels you up. My friend got caught once because it was sticking up around his belly above his shorts (idiot) and they just made him throw it out. https://www.amazon.com/Concealable-Reusable-Liquor-Pouches-anywhere-travelling/dp/B07HRPRZP7/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?keywords=plastic+flasks&qid=1572537670&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEzNjNRUE5EMEFTTFo0JmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwMjAwNDIwWFZURkdFMlEyWlhXJmVuY3J5cHRlZEFkSWQ9QTA2MjM5ODBVTk5YUTRJTzBHRTMmd2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGYmYWN0aW9uPWNsaWNrUmVkaXJlY3QmZG9Ob3RMb2dDbGljaz10cnVl

I have one of these, think we got it as a wedding present. I like it because we tend to drink wines with 5-10 years of bottle age (unlike most people under 35, I actually age my wine) and I don't want them to get as much air. We have a couple others that are more funky shaped, but that's the one I use the most.

But no matter what decanter you get, these cleaning devices are super clutch. Little water, a drop or two of soap and the decanter is clean as a whistle, and you don't have to worry about jamming a dish brush or some other odd object to get the scuzz out.

Also, re: lead - don't worry about it. The amount of time the liquid would have to sit in the decanter to actually get a measurable amount of lead is far longer than it will take you to consume the wine.

Here ya go!

What is your price range? I think 5 Yeti coolers would be badass (here). But if that is too expensive, get them some decent knives, like this. Much less expensive, extremely useful, lasts forever. I have my grandfather's that he bought in the 50s. Still fantastic.

Flasks are really good, actually. Get a Stanley flask for everybody (here).

You could also do flashlights, but not everybody would be into that like I would be. Here is my recommendation anyway (here).

Non-mobile: Like this

^That's ^why ^I'm ^here, ^I ^don't ^judge ^you. ^PM ^/u/xl0 ^if ^I'm ^causing ^any ^trouble. ^WUT?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0019D9H3S/ref=mp_s_a_1_6?qid=1415426091&sr=8-6&pi=AC_SX110_SY165_QL70#

Amazing flask. Extremely durable. I have two. Far better than any of the shit that other guy reviewed. They make the best thermos too.

Also, here are the items on found on amazon I may need to make and serve margaritas. Am I missing anything?

[Shaker set] (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B016P6R6JK/ref=ox_sc_sfl_title_6?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=A3T0XKSZS0S3K1)

[Glassware set] (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00439HLWO/ref=ox_sc_sfl_title_7?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER)

[Glass rimmer] (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000FUJ2LI/ref=ox_sc_sfl_title_8?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER)

[Lime juicer] (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B006LMVLPE/ref=ox_sc_sfl_title_9?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER)

I've got this. It fits in a coat pocket and the opening is great for pouring.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0019D9H3S/ref=wms_ohs_product?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I use cruise booze smugglers for oil and alcohol in the backcountry. Held up fine for several week long trips and didn't leak at all. Definitely my preferred method after having both spill out of other containers or get leaky around the opening.

https://www.amazon.com/Concealable-Reusable-Cruise-Flask-Kit/dp/B00VUCSC9I/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=cruise+booze&qid=1563209819&s=gateway&sr=8-3

Good stuff but you might need a bigger flask :) try this only https://www.amazon.com/Maxam-Jumbo-Stainless-Steel-Flask/dp/B007PAO4LO

All kidding aside congrats

And it looks like a piece of garbage to boot. What the hell??

Here's a titanium flask from Vargo for comparison.

YAY BIRTHDAYS! Already have your first drink planned? (I bought champagne and juiced some strawberries and oranges for a mimosa. Nommm.) Also, margaritas.

Really, on a Monday?

Margaritas anyone!?

EDIT: If I seriously had a dollar for every time I forgot to put the raffle on here... USA!^murica

I enjoyed working in my yard earlier in the week and look forward to the short week ahead.
"Grape"

these wine glass markers are kind of funny.

http://www.amazon.com/Kikkerland-Dapper-Staches-Silicone-Markers/dp/B007IA5V0O/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=DERATFVJ39H3&coliid=I3UYGDHDKBBOB0

I would recommend going for one of these Stanley flasks. They really remind me of camping and I would imagine they would wear really well.

Bro here’s a link for a sunscreen flask! I used it for edc and project Z. Flask (( XL SIZE )) Take More With You 2 9.7oz Sunscreen Alcohol Flasks Hidden Disguised Secret And Covert Lotion For A Cruise Game Or Concert https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071L36SZ5/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_F5.qDbNDZYH9P

1. I will need this awesome brush to tame my wild hair and maybe to do something with to the punch...
   
   
2. As I promised, I would pick up /u/Medelle in this car I would drive her to a beautiful picnic spot where we would have an intimate yet innocent picnic where I have set up a candy land buffet. We will feast on candy before heading to the prom. Once at prom we will get our pictures taken and dance a little, but mostly just hang out and chat about geeky stuff. Not sure what will happen next as I will have too much punch to remember but surely medelle can fill you in...
   
   
3. Image pm will be sent within the hour when I finish it.
   
   
4. Hickory Dickory

I got these "Shark Skinz" flasks at BevMo last year- good alternative to the ziploc bag of booze cause you still have a pour spout. They hide easily with no leaks in your backpack or against your skin. I will probably be buying a few more of these for this year.

Shark Skinz on Amazon

They're actually this product I received as a gift.

That's what these are for, my dude

https://www.amazon.com/Oggi-Professional-3-Bottle-Revolving-Dispenser/dp/B00BY6BILO/ref=mp_s_a_1_9?keywords=home%2Bbar%2Baccessories&qid=1569144109&sr=8-9&th=1&psc=1

I have those tiny bottle cleaning beads to clean any narrow neck containers. A bit like this Riedel Bottle Cleaner Beads https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B000IOM7XG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_46jJDbZTC0ZWV
They work like a charm, put them in with a bit of soap and water and shake and swirl the bottle as needed.

I love my Stanley flask. It holds 8oz, which is plenty, and has a classic/retro look.

64oz if you're a baller.

I wonder if theses would fit:
http://www.amazon.com/Riedel-4-Inch-Bottle-Cleaner-Beads/dp/B000IOM7XG

Ah okay that's fair! Only thing I can suggest is get one of those disguised hip flask something like this mate- https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00ESYPSHY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_TzcxzbY6501MA

https://www.amazon.com/Tipsy-Tubes-Alcohol-3-pack-Flasks/dp/B01523TGB8/ref=pd_sim_328_6?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B01523TGB8&pd_rd_r=B83TCYE6Q6KK6646Y7BP&pd_rd_w=EGyL8&pd_rd_wg=f5GPG&psc=1&refRID=B83TCYE6Q6KK6646Y7BP

They will pour it out. Try a sunscreen flask.

https://www.amazon.com/Tipsy-Tubes-Alcohol-3-pack-Flasks/dp/B01523TGB8

I have this Stanley flask in black.

I've heard people say that the Stanley products made today are pretty inferior to the older stuff. While some of that may be true, this flask has suited my needs very well. No problems at all.

The thing I love the most about it is it's shape. It's a bit taller and the body is tapered in on the one side, making it slightly triangular. It's the perfect fit for the inside pocket of a jacket or blazer.

ok so I can't speak to it's BIFL-nes but my SO just got me this Stanley flask (like the thermos) I've only had it since Xmas but it seems very solid. Just my two cents.

Edit: I did some research on this flask (it was a gift) and it doesnt' sound too good. The walls are kinda thin and could be dented. I guess the rubber gasket(?) can get gummed up if you put anykind of schnapps in there, which could be bad because I put fireball in mine. After a couple of weeks i havn't had a problem yet. . . . yet . . .

Good news!

Now you go and make a Caesar boy! (Add a tsp of horseradish for extra kick).

p.s. Get one of these while you're at it.

i hope your new apartment is better than The Old Apartment.
here is something fun

OMG I actually major in Wine Marketing at school!!!

And hope to open a winery or brewery someday!!!

I totally need this for school/science!!!

It's sort of silly, but I also have actual wines on my "Fancy Wishlist" as well, so in order to make the wines feel properly fancy, these are quite necessary indeed...

Town Drunk

edit: reading through the comments I saw that you had only tried one kind of wine...regardless of whether I win or not, feel free to PM me and we can talk some wine, I have some awesome recommendations for you but I have links to my personal faves!

Since a lot of venues now employ metal detectors these things are worthing their weight in gold

bbq set with golf club theme

Star Wars themed tie

Funny wireless speaker

Multi tools are useful to keep around

If he likes tacos and hosting

More hosting fun

For all of you non-alcoholics out there.

you can buy these

When the countdown to the new year is happening have someone switch main breaker power off as soon as the countdown reaches one. My aunt had my brother do this during our Y2K new year countdown, it was hilarious. For decorations you could use floppy disk coasters .

FYI You can buy rubber versions of this:
http://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-NA-Floppy-Drink-Coasters/dp/B00A2UUJRW

Lotion execpt it's not

Hair Brush, except it's a 5oz flask

Boozebrella except ...well actually the name says it all

You can be a lot more subtle with a hipflask

I've had great luck with the Stanley Classic Flask. It doesn't leak or give my whiskey a weird taste. It's only 8oz, but maybe you could pack 2 of them?

https://www.amazon.com/Stanley-Classic-Flask-Black-Size/dp/B006D3PZV2

I crotch one of these at every festival I go to. You just need tight underwear, and don't tell the people you share with where it's been.
(They are sold at BevMo)

And for the ladies. http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00DUKGNLW/ref=redir_mdp_mobile

It's a 6-bottle rotary liquor dispenser, similar to this one.

Nice! I decided to hold off on the cheers program because it would've been another $1,100+ for my fiancee and I but I did the math and we can still each drink about $50 a day on the boat and still save money VS the cheers program. We also got these bags made especially for sneaking alcohol onto cruise ships lol.

Amazon has the 8 oz Vargo for $69.42
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00NUR3ZE8/

Retail is $74.99 on Vargo's website
http://www.vargooutdoors.com/titanium-funnel-flask.html

Not wall mounted, but is this the type of thing you are looking for:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0090MVEZ4/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1450229522&sr=8-1&pi=SY200_QL40&keywords=bar+caddy+dispenser&dpPl=1&dpID=51w-3qxEN9L&ref=plSrch

Pewter=tin+lead(or copper, bismuth, etc)
It's soft, and not great for you. Stainless steel will definitely be the way to go, unless someone makes some crazy titanium one. Id get this: http://www.amazon.com/Stanley-Classic-Flask-Black-Size/dp/B006D3PZV2 and spend your remaining budget on something nice to fill it with. ;)
Side note: it's got a lifetime guarantee