Would be amazing if you placed some metal or ceramic skulls instead to be revealed as the wax melts.

Think something like this - https://www.amazon.co.uk/PyroPet-Candle-Company-Aluminium-Skeleton/dp/B00LKNTRAK

Ayyyy ya heard about the good news?

Y'all sleepin' on my birth, had a good snoooooooooze?

BAKE UP NIGGA BAKE UP

IT'S TIME TO GET THIS CAKE UP

Pablo got a Rollie and a rottweiler

Seems like the more years my presents got wilder

Candles up, we just use the ones that Nori got us

Balloons up, we just use the ones Desiigner got us

I've been pushing 39, a long time

I've been pushing 39, a long time

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YE!

They’re called PyroPets if you want one https://www.amazon.com/PyroPet-Candles-Kisa-Candle-Gray/dp/B00LGSM4PE

1. Pick a color or two that you like. This could be bold or subtle. Two different shades of the same color or contrasting colors. (for the sake of this discussion, lets go with blue as a starting point)
   
   
2. Put at least two colorful or patterned pillows on the couch. Examples: 1, 2
   
   
3. Get some plants. Maybe one for the dining table, one for the coffee table, one on the tv stand by the window, and one for the floor in one of the corners by the couch. Possibly use a modern looking plant stand, example: 1
   
   
4. Get some art on the walls. Simple geometric or organic looking prints or maybe a wall hanging. One above the dining table, one above the couch, maybe one on the wall next to the couch that is part of the kitchen. Some examples: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
   
   
5. Optional, but a nicknack or two could be helpful to make the place look more personal and lived in (but some people like the more clean/minimalist look). Examples: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
   
   You could also mess around with maybe a side table to the couch with a fancy lamp/fancy floor lamps. You could also exchange the blanket for a chunky knit or fur one for more texture.

Seriously, who would want to associate food with sexual body parts? The fact that none of such products exist on Amazon says that seriously nobody wants that. Absolutely no demand for this at all. Otherwise a bunch of sexual food products would exist

Naw, it's a special wick. Common for birthday cakes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trick_candles

https://www.amazon.com/RIN-308700-ea-Relighting-Birthday/dp/B001MKOCG0

Here ya go. Next time maybe post on r/HelpMeFind.

Edit: Fixed link

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00GCILD64/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Something like this...

I gotchu fam.

Pricey though.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Yum-Wick%C2%AE-Belgian-chocolate-party-candles/dp/B0010O1I5Q

My mom love lighted candles in room at night and I presented her this cat candle last year and she still says about it. She really loved it. I think I have to buy few more for her.

Does she have any tarot cards or pendulums? They are always great gifts for anyone no matter how many they have. other options are mortars and pestles, athames (double edged knife), candles, semi-precious stones, books on Wicca, almost any pentagram related items, and blank books (leather bound).

Amazon sites:
athame: http://www.amazon.com/Magickal-Finds-Simple-Handled-Athame/dp/B000WS8XJU
Mortar:http://www.amazon.com/b?node=16439881
Tarot: http://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Toys-Games-Tarot-Cards/zgbs/toys-and-games/166245011
Gemstones: http://www.amazon.com/GeoCentral-NGEM-Gemstone-Collection-Box/dp/B006WREUQU/ref=pd_sim_t_8?ie=UTF8&refRID=0WW4DKHTB2NXY5JNARC5
Books: http://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Books-Wicca/zgbs/books/12484
Candles: http://www.amazon.com/Sets-10-Spell-Candles-40/dp/B00GCILD64/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406963807&sr=8-1&keywords=candles+wicca
Pendulum: http://www.amazon.co.uk/None-Quartz-Crystal-Dowser-Pendulum/dp/B000NOMKEM
Blank Books: http://www.amazon.com/Leather-Journal-Notebook-Sketchbook-Handmade/dp/B00J21Q4ZS/ref=pd_sim_sbs_misc_2?ie=UTF8&refRID=0Z21B1TYWGGCY0SR86K2
Other:http://www.amazon.com/Pentacle-Pendant-Pentagram-Jewelry-Necklace/dp/B007FWTTEE , http://www.amazon.ca/Supernatural-Accessories-Pentagram-Necklace-ANL-52/dp/B004CQVE9E

For candles; Amazon might be a good idea for example, here it sells 40 different colored candles for 16$ and reviews look great!


I highly recommend making your own incenses, oils, powders, tinctures etc. Those things are very likely to be a fraud since you don't really know what they put in them. But if you must, at least in oils, buy the ones that contain herbs in it's bottle.

EDIT: If you want to know how to make your own supplies, this is how I do it:

• For oils, theres two different techniques. For making really quick ones, heat any carrier oil in benmari style. Add powdered herbs in it and leave it like that for 30 minutes to 1 hour. Then, filter all herbs, add new ones to the oil and heat it for another 30 minutes, then just bottle it, you can leave herbs in it. Other technique is cold brewing, it takes less effort yet more time. For that, put herbs in oil, leave it for 3 days and then again shake and filter it, and add new herbs. After you have finished (for both methods) pray over the oil, or even perform an elaborate consecration ritual on it. You can add balm of gilead oil, Vitamin E tablets and/or tincture of benzoin to make it last longer.
  
  
  
• Powders are pretty easy, gather all dried ingredients and put it to a coffee grinder, then again pray over it and it is done. I give instructions on powders because it pretty much the main ingredient for everything.
  
  
  
• You can use powders instead of incense if you have a charcoal incense burner. If you don't, sprinkle some water on them to make a paste, then fashion it to a little cone shape and put it next to window so they will dry up. You can light the pointy side of it, and then blow to make smoke.

I know Amazon is dickish but these candles are a steal and you'll have an array of colors to choose from. You could also make your own candles, which is pretty cheap if I remember correctly.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00GCILD64?psc=1&ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_asin_title

This makes me smile

Who doesn't want to see a mini-candelabra on a birthday cake?!

I hope you feel better, I've been there, frequently. It's hard when you don't know why and well-meaning people keep asking you why. I hope all the entries help to lift your spirits!

Happy Birthday!

Next time ask for a bigger cake!

Also, when his birthday rolls around, you could have some fun with these...

https://www.amazon.com/Magic-Relighting-Birthday-Candles-Package/dp/B001MKOCG0

These are cute.

Also a nice framed pic of you guys together. Or food.

Wouldn't buy this, but I have to say it's actually kind of neat.

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https://www.amazon.com/PyroPet-Candles-Kisa-Candle-Black/dp/B01690QEN6/ref=gbps_img_s-5_5951_d66e5889?smid=A2D27747HFE2IW&pf_rd_p=a8876708-c289-45f7-96c5-0851453e5951&pf_rd_s=slot-5&pf_rd_t=701&pf_rd_i=gb_main&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=PVHHW0V5V5VWCAW5AT07

[Prank candles that keep relighting, haha.] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001MKOCG0/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=E4OUYZHAGC8A&coliid=I3J0LF2XIGN5D6)

15

What's your city/state known for?

Oh neat! I've never heard of it.

Also, this isn't a food item, but these would be great for a lego-themed party.

Found them

It’s a candle in the shape of a number, but we’re seeing it from the back. My guess is the number ‘3’. They’re fairly common in the US. Something like this.

THis

This is probably the craziest but unfortunately not under 25 bucks. I guess if i'm going under 25 bucks it would be this or this

I have a bunch of awesome stuff you may not have considered:

• KittyScrubs?
  
  
• CatMug
  
  
• An Overly Expensive CatCandle Perhaps?
  
  
• Quiplash PC Quiplash PS4 If you like cards against humanity you'll love this.
  
  Choose me or someone I else, I couldn't give any perpetually angst-ridden ass fucks ;)

Pyropet!

I'm gonna say this is pretty ridiculous, along with this and this

This candelabra!

Found it!


PyroPet Candles Kisa Candle (Purple) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07DQXWSX6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_8YZ1BbY1PMC33

Yes. The shamash is basically one of these. I use it to light the other candles and then put it into a candle holder which sits inside the white candle lantern.