Found it!

link

Most likely because it is a shovel.

Now with Prime shipping!

Titanium Pot - 28 oz savings ($35)

Drop The mug, just use your pot - 4 oz savings (free)

Trowel instead of shovel - 16 oz savings ($20)

Drop the solar panel (doesn't really work well on the move) - 10-ish savings (free)

Sawyer Squeeze instead of Katadyn - 8 oz savings ($30)

Dance Pants instead of packed pants - 14 oz saved ($18) although you probably dont need these since you're wearing zip off pants

I would add a puffy to your clothing, it will get pretty cold - 10 oz gained (can be found on sale for $40)

Leave the extra shirts at home - 12 oz saved (free)

Just bring one extra payer of underwear and socks - 6 oz saved (free)

Leave campshoes at home - 23 oz saved (free)

I really don't know what the survival kit contains, but it can probably be paired down or eliminated

Don't know what the carabiners are for if you're hanging stuff outside your pack you're bringing too much - 4 oz saved (free)

Don't know what the tarp is for the sierras, you already have a tent

125 oz saved or almost 8 pounds. Coming in at a cost around $150.

I would start here and then look at replacing your bigger items. The easiest one to save the most weight would be your pack.

Hope this helps!

https://www.amazon.com/Annihilate-Tactical-Military-Folding-Multifunction/dp/B07GQPZ8DN/ Here ya go

Here you go

And for some cheaper options

For a dose of irony, here's the less functional American knockoff.

PS I have genuine respect for our honorable military forces, and am sure I'll be corrected about how our shovel is superior.

Here it is, get your secret Santa on $80 on Amazon

https://www.amazon.com/Annihilate-Tactical-Military-Folding-Multifunction/dp/B07GQPZ8DN

Here it is

https://www.amazon.com/Annihilate-Tactical-Military-Folding-Multifunction/dp/B07GQPZ8DN тут стоит, как обычная тактическая хуйня. Чуть больше 200 бачей.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004SOPJG4/

Amazon has them. You can probably find them cheaper elsewhere though. These have been around for a while.

Turns out its Chinese military https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhqxkI3xDYY

edit: http://www.amazon.com/Chinese-Military-Shovel-Emergency-WJQ-308/dp/B00A2GLZS8

I'm new here, and correct me if I'm wrong, but you could really use a good shovel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzpRh-ZE9Mo

http://www.amazon.com/Chinese-Military-Shovel-Emergency-WJQ-308/dp/B00A2GLZS8

Amazing pack though, and great documentation. You have my vote.

EDIT: Nevermind, I just re-checked the Google spreadsheet. You already have a U-Dig-It Folding Shovel and Pouch. Man, what didn't you think of?

This appears to be the one. http://www.amazon.com/Chinese-Military-Shovel-Emergency-WJQ-308/dp/B00A2GLZS8

Here is the exact same model on Amazon. You can see the brand name of the tool in the top right of OP's video (Zune Lotoo).

The exact same video is posted on the Amazon page. There are no missing segments from the video that OP posted and there is no indication whatsoever that any part of the shovel blade is detachable.

http://www.amazon.com/Military-Original-E-Tool-Entrenching-Shovel/dp/B004SOPJG4

For the small price of $220 Merry Christmas! https://www.amazon.com/Annihilate-Tactical-Military-Folding-Multifunction/dp/B07GQPZ8DN

If I feel I need one, I prefer an ultralight trowel, like this. $3 ($8 with shipping in link), small, flat and only 2 oz. Here is one that ships free with prime.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A2GLZS8

Demo video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiYmk1sBqCo

I don't own one yet, but it is by far the best one I've found from researching.

Do you mean for getting snow off the car? Or if you get stuck? If the latter, an e-tool is for you!

https://www.amazon.com/Military-Original-Issue-Entrenching-Shovel/dp/B004SOPJG4

I mean, I guess it'll get snow off your car if you don't care about your paint...

Edit... I just now saw the part about the walking path. Well shoot, get an e-tool anyways!

An e-tool is too bulky/heavy for backpacking, for that get something like this and for car camping just take a regular shovel if you need it for some reason (I carry one as I drive off-road to get to camp).

Don't buy it here ! Here's a 50$ one perfect for bludgeroning people on the head ! 123$ for a shovel is a total rip-off !

What price range are you looking for? Do your parents generally spend over $100 on your for gifts?

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Here are some basic ideas:

1. Headlamp: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B077Z3LNX9
   
2. Stove: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07L5S65HR
   
3. Pot: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BVOME9Y
   
4. First Aid Kit: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000G7WRBC
   
5. Spoon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0045UA8G2
   
6. Sleeping Pad: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BZ3C900/
   
7. Water Filter: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005EHPVQW
   
8. Water Bladder 1: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000AQYY38
   
9. Water Bladder 2: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000J2KEGY
   
10. Water Bladder 3: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07RC9BZ4G
    
11. Trowel: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BFHT4P3
    
12. Trekking Poles: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00XM0YGW8
    
13. Battery Pack: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0194WDVHI
    
14. Socks: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074ZR5SJQ
    
15. Buff: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BJ3N9MF
    
    You could also add basic stuff like batteries, lighters, power bars, trash bags, first aid supplies and other consumables.
    
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    Other items are harder to pick without know more details...
    
    

• Tent - do you want to sleep in that hammock, or want a tent too?
  
• Sleeping bag - 30F or 40F bag may be goo enough for Texas 3-seasons?
  
• Backpack - want to keep the one you have, or upgrade?
  
• Footwear - boots or trail runners?
  
• Shirts / Pants - sizes and styles you prefer?
  
• Jackets - need waterproof? puffy warm? other?

There you go

All of this is stored in the trunk of my Jeep strapped down in the black tote pictured. I didn't get all of these things at Amazon, but tried to find a link to purchase everything.

Not pictured is a rollbar mounted fire extinguisher

This isn't specifically for camping, just what I have on me at all times.

Starting at the top right:

• Three pack of road triangles
  
  
• Solar power bank
  
  
• Leatherman Super Tool 300 in black oxide
  
  
• Cyber Power inverter
  
  
• Bungee cords
  
  
  
• Ratchet and random sockets
  
  
  
• Ratchet strap
  
  
  
• Jumper cables
  
  
  
• 30,000 tow strap
  
  
  
• Target brand first aid kit
  
  
  
• Coast px20 with red beam
  
  
  
• Coghlans right angle flashlight
  
  
  
• Eton solar/ crank radio and light
  
  
  
• Tire pressure gauge
  
  
  
• Digital tire pressure gauge
  
  
  
• Military issue folding shovel
  
  
  
• 7 ton shackle permanently borrowed from my ship
  
  
  
• 75ft of paracord
  
  
• Harbor Freight wrench set
  
  
• Harbor Freight torque wrench
  
  
• 20'x20' blue tarp
  
  
  

They have cheaper versions, but it's probably a Chinese knockoff. :-)

Be sure to visit these links too, to make sure it shows up on the "customers who viewed this item also viewed these"

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https://www.amazon.com/Build-Backyard-Brick-Oven-Scratch/dp/1505611814/

https://www.amazon.com/Mil-Tec-German-Style-Folding-Shovel/dp/B00PUMDV4K

I found it!!!!!!

https://www.amazon.com/Annihilate-Tactical-Military-Folding-Multifunction/dp/B07GQPZ8DN/ref=sr_1_4?keywords=tactical+shovel&qid=1565239523&s=gateway&sr=8-4

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I know your comment is in jest, but the American one actually you use as a sit down toilet. It has a hole to poop through while sitting down and doing everything else except opening cans. Or pulling nails. Or hammering. But you can poop. And fold it into a small backpack size.

http://www.amazon.com/Military-Original-E-Tool-Entrenching-Shovel/dp/B004SOPJG4

http://www.amazon.com/Chinese-Military-Shovel-Emergency-WJQ-308/dp/B00A2GLZS8

I might get one for innawoods oper8ing

The Glock E-tool is my favorite one. If you are ever planning on moving around or carrying it on you, weight for stuff like this is something most folks don't think about, and it adds up fast. The Glock weighs a mere 26 oz, a fraction of the weight of its competitors. It also has a saw and a hollow handle for storing things.

Glock was able to save significant weight by using the stamp shape to stiffen the end product, using a thinner gauge steel, using hardened and WELL tempered carbon steel instead of the pig-iron that most e-tools are made of, and finally using composite polymer in place of the wood or steel usually employed for the handle. Its durable, not too pricey, and ultralightweight.

SOG Entrenching Tool F08-N - Folding Shovel, High Carbon Steel

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0038A05X6/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_apa_ib8Kyb5SCR12B

Similar to the style used in the army. Any folding style like this. You can unfold it into an L shape to use it as a hoe or as a seat (to rest a cheek on when doing your "business" in the woods. Or just use it straight like a normal shovel the it folds into a small package about the size of a thick notebook for hauling.

Back when I was trying to choose a good shovel it was a debate between the Cold Steel Special Forces Shovel and the Chinese Military Issue shovel.

I ended up going with the Cold Steel version for a couple reasons: one, price. I just can't justify spending almost $100 on a shovel. Two, complexity. The Cold Steel version is simple, extremely rugged, lightweight, and just works. It's tough as hell, does the job it's supposed to do, and I really have no complaints. It's based off the Russian Spetsnaz shovel. The Chinese version just looks like it's too complex for its own good.

I'd really recommend the Cold Steel one unless you have a lot of disposable income and don't mind the problem inherent to more moving parts.

Other options include the Glock entrenching tool,the popular SOG entrenching tool and the US Military entrenching tool.

I'd still recommend Cold Steel's offering over all of these.

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Amazon

Amazon. Tactical shovels come in many different forms of badass, so the price can range anywhere from 35 - 300 US Dollars. Here's a link to one I highly recommend, which is the one features in the post. It's a little pricy, but I'm sure it's worth it.

https://www.amazon.com/Survival-Camping-Annihilate-Entrenching-Bushcraft/dp/B07TQ4XZC9

(I had one just like this in my cart, though it was cheaper. Somehow I lost the original listing, so this is my go to now).

Tyger Shovel TG-SV8U3217 Military Heavyduty Folding Compact Tool with 16-in-1 Multifunction for Off-Roading, Camping, Outdoor, Survivalist and Emergency https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HS59P6B/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_u.1VDbXC817M9

United Cutlery UC2979 M48 Kommando Tactical Survival Shovel with Sheath (this is an actual thing you can buy)

If you're looking at foldable shovels, I'd check out the Chinese Military issue one here ---> http://www.amazon.com/Chinese-Military-Shovel-Emergency-WJQ-308/dp/B00A2GLZS8

Here's a pretty quirky government video that demonstrates the many uses of it--->https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b60OZhrTB6o

I don't have any experience with one myself, but they seem pretty useful and might be of interest to you or any other outdoorsman here.

https://www.amazon.com/Annihilate-Tactical-Military-Folding-Multifunction/dp/B07GQPZ8DN

Here you go. Too bad it doesn't ship to Europe, god fucking dammit

The Wirecutter just did an in-depth review on (full-sized) shovels which I would recommend over a small folding one if you have the space. If you really don't have the space, this one on Amazon comes well reviewed and is military issue

Entrenching shovel

not bad, but it isn't gonna really help you with many things like field skinning game...and clumsy for many other things.

https://www.amazon.com/Annihilate-Tactical-Military-Folding-Multifunction/dp/B07GQPZ8DN/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=tactical+shovel&qid=1565243508&s=gateway&sr=8-5

When you said tactical shovel my first thought was the good ol' E-Tool. That thing is tough to open sometimes but I don't think I've ever seen someone say that theirs broke. But it doesn't fall into

>plenty of tools and is longer than 3 feet or 91.44 cm I'm tall and short shovels are awkward

It's the only one I've ever used so I can't offer any other first hand suggestion :(

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If its a Wrangler and you have decent tires - ie Semi Aggressive All Terrains or Light Truck Tires and 31+ inches, I wouldn't even bother unless you really feel a lot of resistance. Pure road tires, definitely air down. On my LJ I have, it's stock with 31" Semi Aggressive AT tires and I almost never aired down in the 13 years I owned it. It's seen I don't know how many beach miles up and down the east coast. There was noticeable difference when I did air down though (less throttle needed, ran cooler), but it still did fine. If you do air down, about 15-18 PSI is where you want it, much lower and you risk the tire falling off the rim.

With the new Jeep in the pic, I didn't air down at all, the 35" tires treated the beach like it wasn't there. They were at 40 PSI and I will likely never air them down for the beach again. I probably could have gotten out there in 2WD on it's current setup.

Beach driving has a lot more to do with momentum management than most other factors. Airing down just helps that little bit more. If you are in loose sand, don't stop, keep it moving at a steady pace or even give it more speed before you hit the loose sand. That's the biggest factor when I watch people get stuck. They panic and slow down instead of keeping the vehicle moving. There is a really soft and torn up section where it's a turn to get to the ocean front and it's where everyone gets stuck cause they take it too slow and stop the car in the horribly loose sand, I pull people out of there all the time.

Some other Tips

• Bring a Shovel - useful for digging out - mostly to help non jeep owners get out ;) - I use a surplus army one but something like this - https://www.amazon.com/SOG-Entrenching-Tool-F08-N-Folding/dp/B0038A05X6/ref=sr_1_1?s=industrial&ie=UTF8&qid=1494981775&sr=1-1&keywords=folding+shovel
  
• one or two 2x6 boards 2-3 feet long - useful to put in front of tires to provide traction and lift the Jeep if you bog in the sand - also if you need to jack the Jeep for any reason it provides a platform. - Acquired at any Hardware store
  
• If you start to get stuck and are throwing sand/digging yourself in - STOP - Get out and assess your predicament. It's a lot easier to stick the boards in front of the tires when you aren't in sand up to your chassis. The deeper you go, the more sand YOU have to move out of the way.
  
• No winch would be needed, a tow strap is fine - I have spent summers with my tow strap pulling people out of the sand with the stock tow hooks on the front and back - https://www.amazon.com/Grip-Heavy-Duty-Tow-Strap/dp/B000I60HV8/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1494981378&sr=8-5&keywords=tow+strap - $22 and great piece of mind - I don't use any metal hooks or d rings, it works fine without them for the beach
  
• If it's somewhat popular beach and you do get stuck, most any other Jeep owner would help you out. I do it all summer long for anyone I see stuck. It's actually a lot of fun to help recover vehicles and to see the look on peoples faces when they are relieved about what they are going to do. Don't be embarrassed about it, own it and learn from it, gotta get better somehow.
  
• Wash the undercarriage when you are done. The salt and sand will quickly rot you out.
  
  Trust me, it's not too difficult. Keep your momentum, if you do start to get stuck, don't make it worse, get out and use your tools to get you out or ask for help.
  
  Good luck! If you have other questions, id be glad to answer, PM me :) I expect to see pics!
  

I like how they spent the first minute or so showing us how it works as a shovel. I'm thinking they could have skipped that bit, or at least shortened it.

Still, I want one - and I can get it from amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Chinese-Military-Emergency-Original-Waterproof/dp/B00AXQHZZO/ref=pd_sim_sbs_sg_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=1VSZ32WA3D0Y7BAMF82A

Chinese Military Shovel Emergency Tools WJQ-308 Ver 2012 (Amazon)

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I prefer the 78 (plain back) aesthetically, but the 81 (saw back) is still a fine knife.

The saw does actually work for its intended purpose: it is a "root saw" for use in digging battle trenches. I have (peacefully) sawed roots with it.

It's Very unlikely that Glock, of all companies, would do something just for looks…("weird" colors notwithstanding)

Glock also makes an entrenching tool:

Glock Entrenching Tool with Saw and Pouch https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000KOOUOS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_nCqTBbJATCHWP

Why not just get one of these and stuff it under a seat or something?

I've actually been thinking that my truck needs a shovel... Hmm, wonder if I can find a way to get my hands on one o' them chinese supersholvels

e: oh hey

Fuck that's a lot for a shovel though. I'd have to spend on shipping too...

e2: No shipping here :D

You should definitely get a folding shovel!

I'm like 3 miles away.

And I could use the money for my house fund. That would be very helpful for refurbishing all these 1920s houses I'm looking at...

Unfortunately the only thing I have in my car that can put you out of your misery is this.

You game?

I think the SOG shovel is just a knockoff of the standard entrenching tool. I can't see carrying around that much weight (3 lbs?!) just to have a crappy shovel with dubious head-detaching abilities -- I'd stick with something purpose-built for the task. If I'm just using the shovel to bury my shit anyway, I'll grab one of these.

-lockin'

I carry a thin cable lock at all times, just enough to prevent a grab-and-dash. It also secures my panniers to my frame.

-washin'

I am a big ol' sweaty sweatball, and so I have real trouble going a day without proper cleaning. Unless I know there's a bathable lake or river, I have to take a room or equipped camp-site.

-poopin'

Yep, carry TP everywhere. Also, be a bro and carry a camp trowel - like [this aluminum jobbie] (http://www.amazon.com/TentLab-Spades-Trowel-Assort-DOS-FCM25/dp/B00UTK5HJ0/ref=lp_3400921_1_11?s=outdoor-recreation&ie=UTF8&qid=1452468473&sr=1-11) or [this plastic doodah] (http://www.amazon.com/Coghlans-8408-Backpackers-Trowel/dp/B000BS05Z6/ref=lp_3400921_1_4?s=outdoor-recreation&ie=UTF8&qid=1452468473&sr=1-4)

If a ninja is six hours late then yes. If he absolutely wants a multi tool one, the FSDUALWIN one available on amazon (not sure where else) has good reviews though it is known for a bad compass, test the compass. Also you need to make sure to slightly twist it while scooping to keep it from coming apart as it is screwed in. Not optimal for shovel, but if you are looking for an emergency kit with a shovel in case you need it, it is perfect.


If he needs a shovel specifically, put the extra money in for a Glock E-Tool or the USGI.

Zune Lotoo Annihilate Tactical Shovel

Zune Lotoo Annihilate Tactical Shovel Camping(F-A3),6 Shifts with One Button Military Multifunctional Shovel,Folding Survival Shovel Multitool(24.4 Inch) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07GQPZ8DN/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_MFy4DbPG80HYT

Here it is for anyone looking. It’s pretty expensive so as cool as it looks, it’s nah from me dawg.

1.) Something that is grey.

2.) Something reminiscent of rain. It always rains when I go camping

3.) Something food related that is unusual. Tiramisu wafer cookies. Better than sex.

4.) Something on your list that is for someone other than yourself. I have a whole wishlist for other people. My boyfriend, gramdma, mom, dad, and little brother.

5.) A book you should read! Clearly. You should have read these already because they are the best books evar.

6.) An item that is less than a dollar, including shipping Not on my wishlist

7.) Something related to cats Leopards are big cats.

8.) Something that is not useful, but so beautiful you must have it.

9.) A movie everyone should watch at least once in their life. Because it's the best trilogy of all time.

10.) Something that would be useful when the zombies attack. To whack them in the head and the use the pick to smash their brains out. And it's foldable so it will fit in a backpack.

11.) Something that would have a profound impact on your life and help you to achieve your current goals. I'm a student and I practically live in the library most of the school year. I need a laptop because the computers at school are SO outdated.

12.) One of those pesky Add-On items.

13.) The most expensive thing on your list. Your dream item. PS4! I need this because I love to game and I really, really need Kingdom Hearts 3. Like really.

14.) Something bigger than a bread box.

15.) Something smaller than a golf ball.

16.) Something that smells wonderful. This is the BEST SCENT EVER. It smells like marshmallows, fire burning, and vanilla.

17.) A (SFW) toy. Grown-up toy!

18.) Something that would be helpful for going back to school.

19.) Something related to your current obsession, whatever that may be. Harry Potter is always an obsession.

[20.) Something that is just so amazing and awe-inspiring that I simply must see it. ]()

[Anything that has my real name on it.]()

Anything made in Oregon. This is a bit of a stretch but bear with me. The Bourne Triology preceeds The Bournce Legacy. Which starred Edward Norton who also starred in Fight Club. A movie based off the book who was written by none other than Chuck Palahniuk who is from Oregon & resides there.

I'll be back to finish this!

fear cuts deeper than swords

http://www.amazon.com/Chinese-Military-Shovel-Emergency-WJQ-308/dp/B00A2GLZS8

The manliest thing I have is probably the survival shovel with pick. Mostly because you use it to shit in the woods which I'm pretty sure is the epitome of manliness when you can't grow a beard.

It's also distinctly not-Chinese like in that it's one of the most expensive, I love mine though, tons of applications and quite sturdy.

On Amazon for $80.

https://www.amazon.com/Annihilate-Tactical-Military-Folding-Multifunction/dp/B07GQPZ8DN/ref=sr_1_1?m=A3VTU43W2QY8M8&marketplaceID=ATVPDKIKX0DER&qid=1566792046&s=merchant-items&sr=1-1

compare with this one

I would've linked the actual shovel, but I'm not 100% sure which one it is. It's either this one for $256 and 1-star or this one for $460 and 5-stars

I have a Glock shovel

The reviews on THIS make me laugh.

"Its a trowel. You dig a hole. You poop in it. You fill it up. You leave. Is capable of doing that. Good poop hole digger."

They aren't cheap. $75 on Amazon and eBay. Think I'll stick to my GI e tool.

e-tool

https://www.amazon.com/SOG-Entrenching-Tool-F08-N-Folding/dp/B0038A05X6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1498002367&sr=8-1&keywords=e-tool

swiss army knives are sooo 1900s, Gerber multi-tools are better, the tools lock.

Also, military entrenching tools are designed to be used as knives, so you can cut rope, and they are heavy enough to be used as a hammer. I've used them as a small hatchet as well.(cutting up small bits of kindling for a fire).

Best $20 you can spend, IMO. Portable and heavy duty:

https://www.amazon.com/SOG-Entrenching-Tool-F08-N-Folding/dp/B0038A05X6/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1542031084&sr=8-3&keywords=collapsible+shovel

https://www.amazon.com/Jingrong-Multitool-Backpacking-Adventure-Entrenching/dp/B07M6X4TC6/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2IDB75SXVZ2QX&keywords=tactical+shovel&qid=1559105525&refinements=p_72%3A2661618011&rnid=2661617011&s=gateway&sprefix=tactical+shovel%2Caps%2C158&sr=8-1

https://www.amazon.com/Jingrong-Multitool-Backpacking-Adventure-Entrenching/dp/B07M6X4TC6/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=jingrong&qid=1559111348&s=gateway&sr=8-2

I recommend adding an entrenching tool to your trunk for moving snow in slide-off conditions from in front of your tires. Also can chip ice in parking lots or driveways if stuck.

Add cheap work gloves in case you normally wear decent gloves which you don't want to mess up.

More for comfort, but hand warmers are cheap on Amazon and can add comfort if the shovel fails.

Go Chinese. Only time I'll ever say those words and mean it.

Helonix Chair Zero is really nice if you have an extra 100 bucks rattling about in your pocket. Or just use a rock or a log. If you get one, be sure to get the footprint for it if you are camping on loose soil.

You also should bring a small trowel for when nature calls.

Ivanka Trump. Compounding the fact that her Dad is insanely rich with missing white woman syndrome, she (and by default I) would be rescued in no time.

Multi purpose survival multitool to make the short wait time bearable.

Mouthwash. In case i get lucky.

>Then you provide a list of things that are not in your pack that would be more useful than the gun.

But those things I listed are in my pack, or strapped to it. Bear Canister, trauma/first aid kit, shovel, and a sleeping bag in a trash bag in a waterproof stuff sack mounted on the outside of my pack.

>and your pack isn't full... so why not add those things?

But my pack is full. It's a nice balance of mass and volume. I add what I need based on Probability. I carry a rattlesnake bite kit if I'm going into areas with rattlesnakes, but if I'm heading up to an alpine lake, then the snakebite kit stays and extra layers / emergency blankets are added. It's all about the probability of what you will face. Twenty-five years ago, when hiking in north Alabama, I carried a .357 because of the freaking crazies that inhabit the Sand Mountain area. Had to pull it once, too when I was threatened by a drunk.

>Lastly, we'll probably have to just accept that we have different definitions for "lightweight"... a loaded LC9 weighs as much as my shelter. It would be the heaviest piece of gear in my entire pack.

That's an understatement. I enjoy carting around 40#. Any more than that becomes a problem for my ankles.

About $80 on Amazon

The closest thing I can think of would be a Glock ET. They're damn near indestructible. There's a root saw that comes out of the hilt of the shovel. Not quite and axe but you I use mine to split wood and it works fine. Great locking mechanism on it.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000KOOUOS/ref=cm_sw_r_other_awd_7DoJwbK1MNJ74

link

I know I'm a bit late so you won't see this until you get back (I hope XD). But best of luck! Here's my item: http://www.amazon.com/Military-Original-E-Tool-Entrenching-Shovel/dp/B004SOPJG4/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3CKIQVW8MLIVH&coliid=I1HW25ENVN2G09.

1.) Gotta have a good e-tool, just in case. This is just an example, I don't own one, so I can't really judge it, but if I ever go camping, totally going to have one of these on hand.

2.) Apparently, the Lynx is native to the Pacific Northwest. Huh.

3.) If it's just me and maibuddha when it comes time to decide, give it to maibuddha, please. Otherwise, Into the wild I go.

Chinese Military Shovel I have yet to get one but i want one. Google a video of it, knife, saw, wire snip, hammer,

That is pretty much just a trench shovel. Keep in mind that they are very small. This thing is more a a hatchet than an axe.

edit: Ten second search on amazon.
http://www.amazon.com/Multi-Purpose-5-in-One-Survival-Shovel/dp/B000H3YCX6/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1375067153&sr=8-3-fkmr0&keywords=trench+shovel+saw+hammer

Get your butt in gear! I love yoga, but not in front of people, so this would be great.

or

All the crafty things! I'm going to make soap!

or

Gag me! I like messing with people and honestly, parking violations REALLY tick me off. This would be great for people that park in handicap spaces with out a placard. I hate those lazy bums.

or

Things you need for the apocalypse The apocalypse is coming, best to be prepared!

or

Do you even know how to use that? I'm trained as an EMT and the one I carry got popped.

I could keep going but I'll stop there, I like this one!

Sorry, patriot. Should be eaten with one of these for added freedom:

http://www.amazon.com/Military-Original-E-Tool-Entrenching-Shovel/dp/B004SOPJG4/ref=sr_1_2?s=sporting-goods&ie=UTF8&qid=1369456926&sr=1-2&keywords=folding+shovel

I mentioned a folding shovel. I was planning to use the Mylar blankets as mini tarps, but I really don't see the use of a tarp in my situation. As for communication I have a red cross radio, a cell phone, a whistle, and I'm planning on getting a personal locator beacon. I was planning on using a Datexx crank generator, in addition to the Mophie powerstaion XL, but I'm thinking of getting a radio that has a built in solar panel/crank generator.

Nay. Go german.


https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00PUMDV4K/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?smid=A36ZAOEPX7I0P8&psc=1

Yeah the gerber e tool is EXTREMELY overpriced. This one is only $16

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0038A05X6/ref=aw_wl_ov_dp_1_1?colid=25PKQCCBPVIPQ&coliid=I2IBQMX73C7NT9&vs=1

I have never used one of their e-tools. Actually, I've never used an e-tool. They're kind of overkill for my purposes. That isn't actual military surplus if that's what you are asking, though that doesn't necessarily mean it's not just as good or better. SOG has a reputation as being ok, but nothing special. I don't know what the U.S. Military actually uses. I know glock has been making e-tools for the Austrians for since longer than they have been making guns. Those are supposed to be nice, but like I've said I've never shopped around.

This is what I use. Or something equivalent.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000FXY86Y/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1422559616&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SY200_QL40&dpPl=1&dpID=5173WBEEwjL&ref=plSrch

It's light, handy, and durable. But then, I'm not trying to dig trenches or fox holes. I only need to dig the occasional cat hole or fire pit. That kind of thing. I don't want something military, I just want a decent lightweight dig-a-john.

My previous comments were just speaking generally about surplus stores. Not all of their stuff is actually military. A lot of it is just military style, or generic camping gear. Again, that's not always a bad thing, you just need to know what you are getting. There are also a lot of companies that make reproductions of military gear, but it's actually cheap Chinese crap that just looks like surplus gear. Or there are companies that make military style gear that's actually just as good. You've just got to know what you're buying. Just because it's in a surplus store doesn't actually mean that it's actually military surplus.

It is. Coghlan's https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000BS05Z6/

Good point, like this one???

http://www.amazon.com/Military-Original-E-Tool-Entrenching-Shovel/dp/B004SOPJG4/ref=sr_1_1?s=sporting-goods&ie=UTF8&qid=1398090412&sr=1-1&keywords=us+military+shovel

I use this. https://www.amazon.com/Military-Original-Issue-Entrenching-Shovel/dp/B004SOPJG4/ref=mp_s_a_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1540064650&sr=8-6&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=military+shovel&dpPl=1&dpID=418pyw8uw1L&ref=plSrch

For $25

Why not just get the real thing?