Best candy & chocolate products according to redditors
We found 5,021 Reddit comments discussing the best candy & chocolate products. We ranked the 2,452 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
1. Albanese Confecetionery Sugar Free Assorted Fruit Gummi Bears, 5 Pound Bag
SWEET, NO SUGAR: Everything you love about the delicious flavor Albanese gummies, minus the sugar. After one bite or our delicious, sugar-free gummies you'll taste the difference of fresh fruit flavors & a soft chew you won't find with any other gummies.STOCK UP THE FLAVOR: Whether you like them swe...
2. Crispy M&M's Chocolate Candy with Crisped Rice Center, 170g Bag - Rare
Imported from GERMANY170 g per bag
4. Cadbury Crunchie Milk Chocolate With Honeycomb Center 4 Pack
Crunchy English chocolateCreamy milk chocolate coatingGolden honeycomb centerMelts in hot weather
5. Kracie Popin Cookin Sushi Making Kit (Grape Flavor)
DIY set for making Sushi candy, with candy rice, egg, tuna, salmon roe and seaweed, flavour: grape & sodaPopin' Cookin' is a series of edible DIY candy in funny shapes, that you can easily make yourself by adding water to the ingredients of the packagecontent: 6x bags of powder with different candy ...
6. Giant Gummy Bear approx 5 Pounds - Cherry Flavored Giant Gummy Bear
Giant approx 5 pound gummy bearCherry flavoredGluten FreeMade in the USA
8. Arcor Juice Filled Strawberry Hard Kosher Candy 2 Packs, Each bag contains 470 Grams = Total 940 Grams (2.072lb) (2 Pack)
This yummy candy is full of taste. to suite for all ages.Arcor Brand Candy are known for their great flavors. Treat yourself to one, and you'll end up finishing the entire bag!This product is certified Kosher under the strict supervision of the Manchester Bais DinEach bag contains 470 Grams = Total ...
9. Starburst FaveREDs Fruit Chews Candy, 2.07 ounce (24 Single Packs)
Starburst can be enjoyed alone or as a burst of juicy flavor added to your favorite recipes.Add an unexplainably juicy treat to your party, around your house—or stash a few for snacking later.Your favorite juicy red flavors—strawberry, fruit punch, watermelon, and cherry—together in one pack.G...
10. Cadbury Curly Wurly Bar from England (Pack 5 Bars)
A Bendy Stretchy barCaramel center5 Bars includedImported from UK
12. Arcor Strawberry Buds Filled Hard Candy Bon Bons bulk wrapped candy bulk 2pounds
Delicious strawberry bon bons hard candies with brightly colored strawberry sachet wraps!Strawberry fruit pulp Filled Hard CandiesMade in ArgentinaNet Wt.: 2Lb. Packed in resealable Zip-Lock Stand Up Pouches.Buy Bulk & Save
13. REESE'S Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Candy, 1 Pound, 2 Giant Cups
Each package contains 2.8 ounce peanut butter cupsThe world’s largest Reese's Peanut Butter Cups1 pound of the Hershey's Chocolate and Reese's Peanut Butter combination you loveA unique gift idea for all Reese's Lovers, available for the holidays1pound of the HERSHEY'S Chocolate and REESE'S Peanut...
14. Kinder "Happy Hippo" Cocoa Cream Biscuits : Pack of 5 Biscuits
Imported from GermanyNot available in US-Stores
15. Hamburger Popin' Cookin' kit DIY candy by Kracie
DIY set Happy Kitchen for making Fast Food candy, with 2 cheeseburgers, French Fries and a drinkby Kracie, Import from Japan, edible!, for this set you also need a microwave ovenPopin' Cookin' is a series of edible DIY candy in funny shapes, that you can easily make yourself by adding water to the i...
16. Sugar Free Gummy Bears, 5LBS by Albanese Confectionery
Sweeteners: Maltitol, Sucralose(Splenda).Bag contains 5 pounds of Sugar Free Gummy Bears.
17. Miracle Frooties Miracle Fruit Tablets
Turns sour foods to sweet!Perfect for "flavor tripping" parties.As seen on CNN, CSI, and the New York TimesThe taste sensation that's sweeping the nation!
18. Toblerone Jumbo, 4.5 Kg, 80 Cm
Largest Toblerone In ProductionWould Take Weeks To Consume!Melt-In-Your-Mouth, Smooth Taste Of The Finest Quality Swiss ChocolateA Very Fine Milk Chocolate Bar Made Of Creamy Swiss Milk From The Alps, Honey And Almond Nougat By TobleroneWe Stock Many Other Toblerone Flavours And Different Sizes Are ...
19. SNICKERS Slice n' Share Giant Candy Bar Chocolate Gift & Chocolate Stocking Stuffer, 1-lbs. Bar
Contains one (1) 1-lb. giant SNICKERS Slice n' Share Chocolate Candy BarGrab nine of your closest friends to share this giant, 1-lb. SNICKERS BarGive as a holiday gift, stocking stuffer, birthday present, prize or gift basket extraTop off your favorite desserts with delicious SNICKERS Candy PiecesGi...
20. Starburst FaveREDs Fruit Chews Candy, 14 ounce (6 Bags)
Starburst can be enjoyed alone or as a burst of juicy flavor added to your favorite recipes.Add an unexplainably juicy treat to your party, around your house—or stash a few for snacking later.Your favorite juicy red flavors—strawberry, fruit punch, watermelon, and cherry—together in one pack.G...
My suggestion would be to set up a security camera first.
EDIT: Also, if you want to set up a sacrificial package for the thieves to steal I suggest getting sugar-free gummy bears.
Thats funny because I just ordered 6 bags and I'm going to bathe in them when they arive
Do you want a [2 pound bag] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004QLOFN2/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_AGTszb5R7HC48) or a [6 pound bag] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00GPSDXA0/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_apa_NITszbXFW10S3)?
here are the real ones
Thanks! From that link, I figured out they're called Arcor Strawberry Buds. Go nuts, people.
Read the reviews.
You know Favorite Reds is already a thing.
Some of the varieties of sugar-free gummy bears contains a laxative. I think the reviews speak for themselves. (In short, eating large amounts of them is a very bad idea)
Sooo dont buy from this one its a knockoff:
buy from this one:
I read this post and immediately bought this - http://www.amazon.com/Columbina-Strawberry-Candy-Wrapped-5LB/dp/B003EMSRLK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1367812794&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=strawberry+candies
I am ashamed of myself.
Amazon lets you cancel orders before they've shipped, so do that immediately - the ones you ordered are the wrong ones, they do not have the chewy center.
Someone else has provided the correct link, they're made by Arcor. Get those.
Edit to add: These are the ones you want!
FaveReds are cherry, strawberry, fruit punch and watermelon.
A Healthy Alternative
Not a deal, Amazon has them for half that.
Does that make the giant gummy bear like a mecha bear that the gummies built to fight the giant worms?
For those who do not understand the reference
As long as they are not sugar free evil bears, you should be fine !
You can get 1/4 of that
Truly an excellent example of modern rhetoric and prose. The writers of tomorrow aren't training in colleges and writing schools- no, they're busy writing Amazon reviews about sugar free gummy bears.
Gummy Bears reviews here. In fact it was whilst I was reading these reviews about three years ago that I first met one of my good friends. She had just come to the UK and could hardly speak English. She was sitting across from me in a cafe and I was reading these reviews, laughing so hard I was crying. She asked if I was ok and we have been friends ever since!
those don't have the right wrappers though
Free prime shipping.
there you go
Half a metric Toblerone
The amazon reviews on those things are hilarious.
Edit: link updated to actual candy thanks to dizneedave. Sorry I haven't checked reddit all day to fix sooner.
the real ones
>Product of USA
I think he may have been talking about these
Are you taking about these? http://www.amazon.com/Columbina-Strawberry-Candy-Wrapped-5LB/dp/B003EMSRLK
I'm curious about what makes you call them sharp. Though old people ALWAYS have these inexplicably lying around.
How about 5 pounds worth of them? :D
For some of the funniest shit to ever grace Amazon reviews
Yep. And cheaper. http://www.amazon.com/Miracle-Frooties-Fruit-Tablets/dp/B004SOMH3M/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1376710211&amp;sr=8-2&amp;keywords=miracle+fruit
These exist to an extent.
4.5 kg (9.92 lb), 80 cm (31.5 in) leng.
USD 124.20 (EUR 104.66); +USD 33.69 (EUR 28.39) shipping.
We're still working on whether artificial sweeteners cause a spike in insulin in humans. At the moment, there isn't solid science to back it up and a lot of it is speculation and anecdotal stories. We've only got tests on flies and mice. Along with that, very little of the sweeteners reach the pancreas and there is no glucose involved with this situation at all.
They do make you poop though. Enjoy if you have yet to partake!
These were the inspiration for this recipe. The candy is a sweet and sour guava. This recipe takes that idea a little further.
5lbs for $14. Not worth.
The World Market near me has them. You can also find them on Amazon.
Apparently those are fake versions of the grandma candy.
These are what you want.
Here's a costume if anybody actually wants to dress up:
All links are to Amazon.com
edit: Took out the referrals to sellers in the links.
80 cm of fun times.
Love getting these tablets and then eating lemonds / limes. Makes them taste like candy
What if I told you you could get a box of nothing but reds.
Would that bake your noodle?
Here is the Link to the Product Listing if anyone is interested in reading the reviews. They are absolutely hilarious!
Albanese Candy, Sugar Free Assorted Fruit Gummi Bears, 5-pound Bag
It's guava hard candy.
Wish list: Giant Toblerone
Actually purchased: Shark cordless vacuum, because some bloke on here said they were really good once and if you can't trust a random comment on /r/casualuk then who can you trust? Edit: I should point out I have been looking at these for a few months and it is actually a decent enough offer compared to the usual prices.
$10.99 for one.
Corner store takes a pretty uniform 60% markup on all their products, and likes to offer products like this to keep people from under utilizing their meal plan, which is just as skeevy as it sounds.
I mean, Candy.com sells them for a huge $24.99, while Hershey's themselves sell them for $19.99, but walmart, jet and amazon stay firm at $10.99, so maybe RIT is getting ripped off by the grocery distributor they use. But the higher prices at those locations kind of makes sense considering their only place to profit is candy.
Coho would probably argue about their buying power not availing them a cheaper bulk price, but whatever, they could be selective about whether their 60% markup takes certain items beyond the scope of reason, but they choose not to.
Reverand Lux Newman had this to say:
I bought these candies because I thought I recognized the colored wrappers of the strawberry candies we were used to as children... the ones that have been around for about 50 years. These are NOT the original candies. These candies are imitation ones made in Columbia. The same wrappers are used to deceive people into thinking they are buying the originals. These candies from Columbia are dried up on the outside. The papers stick to the candies. Most importantly, this Columbia brand does not have the strawberry gel filling that the original candies have. If you are looking for the originals, they are by Arcor. Don't settle for this substitute. They don't compare.
I found the originals on Amazon, if anybody is interested.
My boss is a hard candy fanatic - she ordered these guava candies off of Amazon recently
They have a Starburst "favorite reds" pack now! I normally never eat Starburst but I've had these a few times during pregnancy and loved them: https://www.amazon.com/Starburst-FaveREDs-Fruit-Chews-Candy/dp/B0041285XC
these ones are awesome too.
Please read comments here.
My next order would be this: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00DE4GWWY
I know it would be $20'ish wasted, but my hope would be after a day of stealing boxes, they open this puppy up and have themselves a nice big handful and relax for a bit.
EDIT: If you haven't heard of these little delish bears, check out some of the rave reviews!
Looks like OP beat me on the suggestion to break them off the stick, but here all the work is done for you!
*Edited to acknowledge OP.
Candy stores and other retailers targeting their demographic group, you can also get them on amazon.
Miracle fruit tablets 12.95 on Amazon
You mean these? They're literally in any grocery store.
So I checked out the ((candy bar)) (get it because jews our trying to make us fat xD) and there's legit 2150 calories, and over half a pound of sugar in this shit. There's even a bunch of fat losers on YouTube doing the 'snickers bar challenge.
Processed sugar is just widespread socially acceptable drug use (Except this drug only feels good for a few minutes then makes you a fat loser). Disgusting. Intense sweetness is more addictive than cocaine.. Smh...Educate you are selves.. Anyways this is why we need to make the all male nation of kekistan happen praise kek my dudes haha👌🏿
He probably just ate a bag of sugar free gummy bears.
Give her the Haribo sugar free ones, and I bet she'll stop.
For those that haven't seen Christine Torok's brilliant review yet: https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Flavors-Gluten/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY
There are several, but "for shits and giggles", you can start here: https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY
It was! It is for Haribo Sugarfree Bears, also affectionately known as Hell Bears. Here is the rest of the comment section.
That one was funny! How do you housetrain a large kaiju like that?
Like a 5 pound gummy bear perhaps?
Guava hard candy
You got me at "slap so hard" so I'll try to help. I think these are the same thing (with probably updated packaging).
They're Brach's, which usually sell big "sampler bags" for Halloween (which include many of the candies in this post + like Smarties and Bit-O-Honey and stuff, I think?) but I think you also might have a shot at finding them in a candy bulk section (which is probably where the old ladies got them).
Edit: This might be more what you're looking for. The packaging matches better and I guess it's "Columbina" brand, which matches one of the OPs candies. I feel like I've still seen them bulk, but now I'm not familiar with the brand.
Starburst does indeed have them. They are called Faves
I just did a quick search and they actually have it on amazon. Here. It has free shipping if you have amazon prime. lol
You could always start.
Holy shit, that is perfect. Bonus points if you have zip-lock baggies full of light blue rock candy to share.
Edit: Lol, apparently some other people have had the exact same idea as me. Some glasses that really look like Walt's are listed below as a 'related item'.
Double Edit: So is this hat.
so evil. i like it.
also: why not some sugarless gummy bears?
if you are going to punish them, do it right >:D
For interested; read the reviews
Sugar Free Gummi Bears. Usually people are referring to the Haribo ones, but this one was "Albanese" brand. (I got the link by clicking the "No Image Found" image).
They use a sugar substitute which is highly laxative, and more than like 3-5 gummies at a time will trigger thunderstorms from your anus.
Of course it's well labeled in the product description /s
>About the product
>Sweetener: Hydrogenated Glucose Syrup (lycasin)
Oh, just regular old everyday lycasin, is that all!?
>Lycasin's known side effects in adults include bloating, explosive diarrhea, intestinal gurgling or rumbling (borborygmi), and flatulence. Some cases of extremely intense intestinal distress have been reported from consuming foods containing Lycasin, which led to many humorous reviews of German confectioner Haribo's Sugarless Gummy Bears.
Don't do it, though. Don't do it.
You are stronger than a gummi bear.
Sugar-free gummy bears. Read the Amazon reviews. Seriously, it's not something you'd want to do if you weren't constipated. It probably will work for you.
You can't reference that and not link to the comment section of the related products...
The Haribo ones
The comment section that originally got attention
Seriously, some advice from a former candy addict, buying someone sugar free candy is like sending them to a death camp. Make them homemade keto treats like fat bombs in heart-shaped silicon moulds or keto cheesecake tarts or something. If you don't believe me just check out these reviews:
I always keep a bowl of sugar-free gummy bears beside my toilet for emergencies. Also in my backpack in case I have a pop quiz. Here are some of the reviews...https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Flavors-Gluten/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_acr_sr?ie=UTF8&amp;reviewerType=all_reviews
> Haribo sugar-free gummi
the haribo brand ones aren't available but these are made by the same company. Enjoy, Jeffrey Denning
As someone else pointed out, it's a known side effect of consuming sugar alcohols. Check out the reviews for these sugar-free gummy bears on Amazon:
Classic Guava Candy. I usually keep a bag on hand.
Yep, bought a 5lb bag a few weeks ago for $17 shipped.
You do not lie. Only a pinko-commie would disagree with you.
All my brothers are getting one of these in their stocking from me
That is almost 2300 calories, 4 days worth of saturated fat, 240 grams of sugar and yes ... they will thank me profusely.
Deer God, maybe.
Bro, here's a non-exhaustive list:
For anyone looking to buy these:
5 Pounds ($22.99) - http://www.amazon.com/Candy-Tech-Strawberry-Wrapped-5LB/dp/B003EMSRLK/ref=sr_1_1?s=grocery&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1342324945&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=strawberry+candy
2 Pounds ($10.88) - http://www.amazon.com/Colombina-Strawberry-Hard-Candy-LB/dp/B005E9159C/ref=sr_1_8?s=grocery&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1342324945&amp;sr=1-8&amp;keywords=strawberry+candy
The most american candy http://www.amazon.com/Reeses-Peanut-Butter-1-Pound-Package/dp/B004N5FR06/ref=sr_1_1?s=grocery&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1453508115&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=reeses+peanut+butter+cups+1+pound
I found them! I found them! I found them!
I'm sure she'd love a gift, I recommend this.
In case anyone has forgotten the horror, here is the infamous review: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/B00DE4GWWY/R2DUEGOALTH7TS/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_rvw_4?ie=UTF8&amp;cursor=4
(No, i have no idea how to shorten that like people do)
Αν δεν λυπάσαι το έντερό σου...
I hear these are good. 😂😆😅
Seriously though, just read the comments!!
Looks like you need this!
who needs a 5LB Gummy Bear?
Giant Gummy Bear approx 5 Pounds - Cherry Flavored Giant Gummy Bear https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00315HJ8C/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_iEeWCb95QMN59
There. Problem solved.
Exchanging is more fun but if it comes down to it you can order them off Amazon
Amazon sells them.
this one is
YES....there is a whole 10 lb Toblerone bar https://www.amazon.com/Toblerone-Jumbo-4-5-Kg-80/dp/B004INT01A
These? Youtube channel RRCherryPie does loads of these. If you go to that channel, prepare to lose your afternoon.
For a little under thirteen dollars, they can be yours as early as tomorrow.
Chinese guava-flavored candy
HongYuan Guava hard candy
It is Guava Hard Candy, like this
They're just called Classic Series, they're guava flavored. You can get a bunch more here if you want.
I'm spending the first few days of the break driving up to FSU with a bunch of friends as a surprise for one of our friends that recently graduated. The rest of the break'll be spent at home, enjoying one of these babies.
Honestly Kim, if your family's away during this time of year and you want to get into Christmas, I suggest simply celebrating it with any of your friends; I'm sure they'd happily celebrate it with you!
Here you go
these are the ones you're looking for, eh?
You can also get them at Walmart, drug store, etc.
Hate to break it to you, 400 grams isn't large. Try wrapping your chops around this.
Breaking a piece off can be difficult.
If anyone is curious you can buy a similar type of candy at Amazon. Popin' Cookin' has many adorable types. I've placed an order for the Sushi kit myself. They also have pizza, ramen and a few other types.
Googling this, I think that the type in the video is the non-edible play food, still super neat though. Hope that helps.
Edit: I rewatched the video and looked at the box again. This is also candy. My bad.
https://www.amazon.com/Arcor-Strawberry-Kosher-contains-2-072lb/dp/B004TNVSDW are the ones my grandma had, she stopped
buyingspawning them because they were crack to kid me.
Yup! The mall nearby has a kiosk that sells them, so we grabbed it from there.
The instructions aren't that bad, but we did have a YouTube video ready to go if we were confused about anything.
All in all it was pretty fun
Clearly you've never had sugar free gummy bears.
As tu pensé à commander des golden bear sans sucres pour offrir une diarrhée explosive au mec assez con pour te les piquer et les manger ?
Chiasse de l'espace garanti pour ton voisin ... C'est bas, vil et mesquin, exactement ce que ce fils de chien batard mérite !
For those interested, you can get alternate versions of the gummy bears from hell.
These are not identical, having, as a sweetener, Maltitol instead of Lycasin.
Maltitol is the active ingredient in Lycasin, so they will probably have the same effect if enough is consumed, but it might not be as dramatic as the original hell-bears.
There is also a 5 pound version that is probably the same, but the ingredients aren't listed on Amazon, so not certain...
Albanese Candy, Sugar Free Assorted Fruit Gummi Bears, 5-pound Bag https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DE4GWWY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_mJ1XCbC08BXTJ
I will just leave this here for you amusement. https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Flavors-Gluten/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY
The reviews are amazing.
https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY I don't know how to shorten it, also lazy.
https://www.amazon.com/Classic-Guava-Hard-Candy-12-3/dp/B000J0N1CK HongYuan Classic Series Guava Hard Candy
I’ve had this! Someone at my work buys them and gives em to people here and there. They can be found in the “international” sections at candy stores but also: here’s a link to amazon!
You can buy them online too
5lbs of the fuckers on Amazon. Here you go: http://www.amazon.com/Columbina-Strawberry-Candy-Wrapped-5LB/dp/B003EMSRLK
I may or may not be a bit drunk and hungry, but I'd LOVE these m&m's right now. I'm pretty sure they discontinued them, and I must have them in my BELLY.
And my name is something my old internship boss used to call me. My name is Zamantha, so he always called me Samantha with a Z. But that's too long of a username, so I just went with my nickname, Zamie. :D
Thanks for the contest!~
Just buy one of these packs and let's all get along.
Edit: You can buy 6 14oz bags here.
This is probably my most embarassing thing
I have always wanted to make one...
You can buy them on Amazon for about 4 bucks. Shipping is free but most are sent from Japan so expect it to take at least 2-3 weeks. I recommend it though! They're fun!
Edit: English instructions
Arcor, if these are the ones you're talking about.
Mouth was watering so I bought these, anyone else want em, http://www.amazon.com/Arcor-Strawberry-Buds-2Lb/dp/B004QLOFN2/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1345864367&amp;sr=8-3&amp;keywords=strawberry+hard+candy
I am really sad that this one pound Snickers bar can't be shipped to Australia. That's so mean.
Every time I see this in the grocery store, I think "How do you eat it? With your hands?!?"
I think this might be the cheapest thing and these are probably the most awesome candies I've ever eaten.
Congrats on surviving your first year!
RAoA has made me happen when people here talk to me on the daily/nightly threads and the discussion threads and stuff and actually continue to conversation! It makes me feel like I actually have something to contribute!
Candy also makes me happy. Which is probably why I was eating the oreos I got early, and am trying to not eat the rest of the cake I made yesterday. ><
Because I'm Happy!
Btw, the candy itself is not Japanese but Chinese.
These Hongyuan Guava candies. I got a few as an after dinner candy from a Chinese restaurant and had to track down a store near me that sells them. Now I always keep a bag around.
Looks like HongYuan guava-flavoured hard candy.
Classic Guava Hard Candy - 12.3 Oz https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000J0N1CK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_6aF9AbC9XHDD2 Chinese businesses love to put these out.
Nope. They are Little hippos from heaven.
After you said that i had to buy them Can't wait to try them!
Let me blow your mind!
For your cravings.
If you like that, then you'll love this!!!
He's referring to this. Best move ever by Starburst.
Or you could get a 5 lb gummy bear...
Are you ready to kill a God?
Trader Joe's has 1 lb bars! And they're only $5, and pretty good. Also, you're screwed when your kid discovers these.
Have you seen this?
In the US we had an energy drink called Cocaine. People went apeshit over it. There was a rumor that they were going to change the name and keep selling it, but I haven't seen it anywhere lately.
Fun fact: It had more caffeine than any drink on the market. I liked it, but it burned your mouth and throat when you drank it. It tasted like this candy.
5 lb bag available on Amazon for $14.
Oh look! A piece of candy!
This shit right here
(Don't actually but it for me bcuz I don't want my acne to come back :p)
Direct sells from Amazon only. Just like coke is doing with surge.
Never deal with yellow Starburst again: http://www.amazon.com/Starburst-Fave-Reds-14-Ounce-Bags/dp/B0041285XC
It has fruit punch and watermelon in it too tho
> A few years ago I got a bag of Starburst with no red one
Are you the one to thank for Starburst FaveReds? Cause if so, you should win a Nobel Prize in Candy or whatever they award for such a thing.
Amazon sell it. Only costs £75...
This is a real thing My buddy bought this and couldn't finish it
For you, I recommend [these super cute shoes] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00GFXIS7S/ref=aw_wl_vv_dp_11_3?colid=306YVOK77TFEV&amp;coliid=I3OH4E2V3ML975&amp;vs=1). Seriously, they are so adorable.
And for me, [this giant Reese's cup.] (http://smile.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B004N5FR06/ref=aw_wl_ov_dp_1_2?colid=RXUSRXI7HI18&amp;coliid=I1BRAMNAX4YGDG) You can't look at that and tell me it doesn't look delicious!!!!1!! SO GOOD.
And together, it's just under $33. :D
Edit: Holy cow, I dont know why but I cant stop watching these videos.
Molecular Gastronomy is so fun! In this case, that candy is likely by Kracie and is part of their poppin cookin stuff. I don't know which particular kit it was, but can say that the sushi one is fun.
And a link to amazon for those wanting one: http://www.amazon.com/Popin-Cookin-Happy-Sushi-House/dp/B004N8LMFM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1369025388&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=sushi+candy
Arcors Strawberry Buds.
Here ya go pal.
What are those strawberry ones called?
EDIT: Never mind, it was posted later in the comments: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B004QLOFN2/ref=redir_mdp_mobile?redirect=true&amp;ref_=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_2
Which makes this pretty funny
While saving it for something you really want/need is probably for the best, I'm going to link you to this thread here: best boardgames on Amazon for under $15.
Something else that is pretty cool: Miracle Berries. It turns sour/bitter tastes into sweet! A lemon will taste like sugar, sour strawberries will taste like heaven, and so on.
Gift One: There's no way this is gonna happen, but it's worth a shot (By the way, rasta, you look incredibly stylish today, is that a new sweater?)
Gift Two: I get hungry at work, so I always need some snacks :)
186394, you look okay today, but a banana suit would really complete the outfit.
Did you just post a nostalgia and then the amazon link with your ref code attached?
You can buy the real stuff here.
for those of you who don't want to get ripped off:
Here ya go!
Link for those interested. If you check out the "Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought" section, I think you'll be mildly amused for 5 to 7 seconds.
Product: Hamburger Popin' Cookin' kit DIY
Haribo Gummy Bears are the fucking best. None of that sugar free bullshit laxative.
You would appreciate "Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears."
They're the best tasting colon cleanse money can buy.
They still exist, and are available for purchase, just without the Haribo brand name on the package. Same product.
Every time I see a comment like yours, I have to go back and read the Haribo sugar free dummies product reviews page.
Scroll down and have a good laugh.
Another company still manufactures hellbears:
Unfortunately something happened to the Haribo version 2-3 years ago. Discontinued due to popularity. But this one is only $26! The sugar free ones are the best! Oh, dont trust the reviews. /s
The top comments are fucking gold :
I ate 6 of these things to aid along in digestion. I figured it was a tastier way to rid myself of a weeks worth of backup. I might as well have swallowed a nuclear bomb and topped it off with an enema. The good news is my digestive system is back on track. The bad news is I will never eat another gummy bear and may have flushed part of my soul down the toilet. God speed my friends...
It all started at 6 in the morning. The night before one of my hunting buddies had bought these without noticing that they wjere sigar free. He's one of those guys always reading about the effects of food and dieting and stuff, and refused to eat them claiming they would male you gain wait. So he gave them to me. I was out in the deer woods far from any toilet, or toilet paper. If I could go back in time I would have ran my friend over on tje way, or made sure my parents had never met, because after just 5 or so of these hell bent demon possesd spawn of satan bears, I knew I should have read the comments before taking these off my friends hands. It all started with A low rumble, like distant thunder, or the mating call of a rhinasurous. I was sure it would scare away any deer with in a 5 mile radius. But it didn't stop at that. My intestines began to move inside of me like snakes after eating cherry bombs. My soul itself seemed to be working its way through my bowls. By then I knew I had to get out of that tree stand, but by then I knew it was too late. I made a break for it just as the sun began to rise. I ran like a mad man in a way that I can only describe as a pregnant, ostrich sasqatch women. I had only made it a few yards when Lucifer himself shot out of me like a potatoe tied to a ceiling fan. I crumbled to the ground as I tried to rip off my extremely expensive no-scent camouflage hunting pants, but it was too late. I stayed in that spot for what felt like hours. My life flashed before my eyes, and I relived the time I caught my first bass. I prayed to God to kick a satellite from the sky to crush me, but my cries for mercy where coverd by the explosions of Satan still coming from my body. The stuff coming out of me would have caught fire if you'd struck a match any where near it. As I sat with my tormented thoughts, I saw the biggest buck I have ever seen in my life (about a 12 or 14 point) walk slowly past my tree stand. A FLIPPEN PURFECT SHOT. I sat in a puddle of mt own defeat tryimg not to suffacate on the fumes coming from the tainted turds. After what seemed like an eternity I managed to waddle back to my brand new truck, where I had no other clothes, or anything to clean myself with. The smell of my truck and the butt stains left on my once purfect seats will forever torment my dreams. I have gone through an eternity of air fresheners and nothing has worked. When ever someone has to drive with me and they ask what happened to my truck, I tell them a really long story about how I deliverd a calf in the middle of the night.
Well, I read the reviews...challenge accepted!
Final score - death bears 7...me 0.
You know how amazon gives you things that people also bought with your item...they should include some cottonelle wipes as a mandatory item with this.
My pre-colonoscopy meds were not as effective as the 40 bears I ate.
Why 40 you say? Well, I ate 5 and nothing...10
Nothing. Kept on going. Got a little cocky and ate 10 straight. Now, I’m thinking I’ve won! 10 more...sure, and 10 more.
It was at this point that i actually read he packaging. It actually says may have a laxative effect.
And here comes the night of a thousand waterfalls.
Don’t do the challenge. I thought they were all making stuff up.
These things are delicious, but they make my ass sound like Chewbacca.
You do realize that these 'sugar free' bears have the exact same calories as the regular Haribo gummy bears!
I foolishly ignored the warnings and purchased a 5 lb bag of these potent evil apparitions posing as delectably tasty goodies.
The laxative effect of these ‘sugar free gummy candies’ is nuclear. I first noticed rumblings as my intestines began a protest that escalated to world shaking levels. The gurgling and surging was grotesque. They continued to increase in both intensity and duration until the volume alerted all in the house of my impending explosion. Sphincter tightly clenched I urgently made the most awkward hurried hobbling walk to the bathroom. I arrived just barely in time as the propulsion became a cataract which physically lifted me forcefully off the seat of the commode. Without being able to grasp and maintain butt to commode seat integrity I shudder to wonder the scope of destruction of the resulting explosiveness.
The stench quickly overcame the exhaust fan, passive air freshener, aerosol spray, and tightly closed door. It was beyond awful. In an effort to save others in the house from a fate worse than death, I even risked waddling to the door between liquid explosions to stuff a dampened towel to futilely seal the gap.
Several spiders which had made their home unnoticed in the exhaust fan housing dropped down stone cold dead. Doors slammed as my wife and children instantly became refugees instantly grabbing hats and coats and fled seeking breathable air elsewhere. I was abandoned and left alone to suffer my fate. The peculiar and noxious smell is putrid and penetrating. It is worse than burnt hair.
These disgusting ‘alleged candies’ are actually mislabeled ‘prescription only colonoscopy evacuation materials’ only one of which is necessary to thoroughly empty any colon prior to scoping. I wouldn't wish these on my worst enemy. Seriously if you are scheduled for a colonoscopy, drop me a line and I will send you 20 of these nuclear option bowel evacuation 100% guaranteed to cleanse your bowels and make you wish for an end to life. Save you money no prescription needed.
https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=sugar+free+gummy+bears&amp;qid=1572303057&amp;sprefix=sugar+free+gummy&amp;sr= read the comments lol
Or Reagan’s Favorite when he bottomed to Nancy.
Toilet humour (literally) but read the reviews and enjoy.
My first time reading about these.. well worth it I'm in stitches here laughing about it. Not sure if this is the same product but the other links I looked at are the same
OP, I suggest getting a large Tupperware box, filling it with these, (read the reviews) and labeling the top with "OP's sweets, do not use" or words to that effect.
Then simply sit back and watch the fireworks. If that's not aggressive, I don't know what is.
Harbro SF Gummy bears.
Trust me... its says 6 is a serving.. go for like 7 or 8 :) They clear out stuff REALLY fast...check out the reviews here lol My husband didnt beleive me when is aid ONLY TAKE 6!!! He downed a large handful, and the rest is history. At the end he lost about 4 lbs by the time he finished!
Don't eat at restaurants anymore, from now on you will be eating only sugar free gummy bears for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. Your Intestines will love you.
He just has to switch to Sugar Free Gummy Bears...
If I wasn't so broke I'd buy them a bunch of these sugar-free gummy bears with a very supportive letter so there was no suspicion. They'd shit their pants in an hour.
If they are sugar free than who needs fiber?
Amazon.com to the rescue. The reviews, I think, say it all.
Someone else posted an alternative:
> You should try the same idea with gummy bears and these bad boys.
Oh boy a scavenger hunt
Thank you for the contest
The amazon reviews are interesting.
I vote that at every RepRap festival there should be a Prusa build-off competition where they replace the Haribo Gold Bears with the Albanese Sugar Free kind instead. Anyone who manages to finish building the printer gets to keep it.https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY/
Read the reviews. Pure entertainment. Sugar free candy is the devil.
Eat some gummy bears next time (gummy bear reviews detail similar stories)
gummy bear link
I hope you really hate this guy with all of your being. I bought these and almost went to the hospital the first night because I ate over 20.
Enjoy his misery!
Not just regular gummi bears. Sugarfree gummi bears.
Today I read a review on Amazon for a 5 pound bag of an incredibly powerful diuretic posted by a family member of a person with a colostomy bag who ate some, and it was less disgusting than Kevin Andrew's utterance.
Here is the review for comparison.
Mother-in-law is diabetic and has a colostomy bag. We're always careful to get her sugar-free candy when her sweet tooth starts acting up. Up until now, we've had great luck......up until now. We got her this bag of gummy bears for her to snack on. She tried a few and really liked them. Unfortunately, I hadn't read the reviews on this product, so didn't think she needed to pace herself. Boy, were we wrong! It only took a couple of hours, and she started screaming bloody murder. We walked in, only to see her colostomy bag completely full. So full, in fact, that you could thump it and it sounded like a melon. We tried to pinch off the tube so that we could quickly change the bag. The contents of her stomach were so watery that no amount of "pinch" would stop it. We quickly helped her into the bathroom, hoping we could disconnect the tube, and aim straight for the toilet. When we did, it was like a freakin', brown geyser from Hell!! Covered in watery fecal matter, we capped it off as fast as we could, only to have the bag immediately fill back up. We didn't know what else to do, so we put her in the shower. My wife tried to help her out of her clothes, but the bag kept expanding. We heard this stretching, gutteral sound of the bag expanding, when we closed the shower door, and yelled, "YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, MA!!", then proceeded to slam the bathroom door shut, and ran. Over her screaming, we finally heard an explosion. What can only be described as a "fecal Hiroshima" was all we saw when we opened the door. Ma-in-law had collapsed and passed out in the shower floor, covered in her own watery excrement. It was all over the shower walls and ceiling, and had easily ricocheted off the ceiling into the bathroom area. We called 911 for assistance. When they arrived and assessed the situation, it was like a scene out of "Outbreak". They hung a massive plastic sheet that covered the entire exterior of the house. People in hazmat suits were coming in and out. I even saw some of them vomiting. One of the tougher guys came out and told us that he'd never seen anything like it, even during 3 tours in 'Nam. He then cried like a baby.
I'm just glad we tried these on the mother-in-law before anyone else got hurt. While she was in the hospital recovering, I took her some flowers and a card that read, "Get well soon!" And then added, "And thanks for taking one for the team!" She hasn't spoken to me since.
Ugh! Having read the sugar free Haribo gummy bears Amazon reviews I'm concerned about if you survived the ordeal.
got time to read the most amazing Amazon reviews?
>Who the fuck talks about gummy bears
Read this Amazon review, it's a compelling tale about the dangers of sugar-free Gummy Bears.
the most amazing candy in the world!
Who ever thought a gummi bear would take out a tooth!?
These are awesome and you should definitely get them for your friend, they are a little under 5 bucks and free shipping!
I'd love this if I win
Thanks for the contest! Tell your friend Happy Birthday!! from me! :)
Would love these
I have been stuck in bed, sick like a dog. This candy will most definitely fortify my taste buds with the rich chocolaty goodness, that it so greatly needs.
I love food! The weirdest thing I've eaten would probably be frog's legs. They were delicious!
AUSTRALIA, FUCK YEAH
thanks for the contest
I was about to come back here and go "I don't know how people find cheap candies that aren't Japanese or something" when I found this insane thing.
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heard these were awesome!!!
Yeah that's what they look like. You can buy them off of Amazon
Cassie May conked out. She has never fallen asleep like that ever again. She was embarrassed after the fact I think because she is too prim and proper to sleep in such a manner! She is spoiled, I love her.
Thanks for the contest!
I just had a really good kind! Raspberry with salted caramel filling. Sooo good.
I really want to try these!
Cadbury chocolate :D omnomnom.
Thanks for the contest :)
Oh man, reketch, I would go the rest of my life without wiping another poopy butt. Magic wipes that clean baby butts would be a Mom's dream. In a few years, I'll be done with butt wiping and I won't miss it.
I love this game!
Still crazy for Curly Wurly bars
Here you go http://www.amazon.com/Classic-Guava-Hard-Candy-14-2/dp/B000J0N1CK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1313709622&amp;sr=8-1
Courtesy of Google Goggles :D
This is my all time favorite af flavor!
Try these while smoking it. It's just too good.
It appears to be " Bai Chaun HongYuan Classic Series Hard Candy--Guava Flavor".
If you like guava, you'll like these candies. Under $5 with Prime. Smell like a fresh rioe guava and taste great!
Classic Guava Hard Candy - 12.3 Oz https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000J0N1CK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_hm1RAbWDQ7E1D
You should just spend the whole thing on yourself. I suggest These guava hard candies because guava is delicious and these look really good. Plus when you are anxious you can pop one in your mouth and have a few minutes of pleasure and relax. :3
Good luck on your finals.
Our pho restaurants have switched over to guava candies. So gooooood.
My needs list: This schmansy thing for my knee which has been killing me since I started waitressing. I think it would help. I'm not really sure honestly haha.
My nail polish list: It's an unhealthy obsession. BUT LOOK AT HOW PRETTY IT IS!!!!!
Add-ons: Need I explain ?
Food stuff- These are wacko expensive but they look so YUMMY
For Albus- because I love my kitteh and these look so awesome
Movies- Because Wall-E is the cutest thing ever and well everyone needs it in their life.
Music and Books- because I love BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKIIIIIIINNNNGGG
Wants- I've never really had any sort of fancy camera. My last camera I had for 6 years before it broke. So I have this on my wl currently :)
last but not least my silly NSFW list has this awesome thing and I mean WHO DOESN'T WANT THAT IN THEIR LIFE????
This was fun, thanks!
Kinder Hippos! Glorious, delicious, German hippos. I found them once at the store then never again. :'(
edit: thank goodness for amazon! :D
College will do that to you! The first time I tried it, I attended 1/2 of every year and spent the other 1/2 working to save money to go back to classes.
Funny story about college:
I shared a two bedroom apartment with 3 roommates, plus me. One summer, we had another girl all to move in for a month. So, we added a third twin bed in the master bedroom. five of us in apartment built for four was pretty good, until the nightly sleepovers began and we regularly had 9 people in our little place. Anyway, five of us really liked to burn things. We always had a fire going or some candles or random incense.
One night, I told my roommates about a Mexican place I had gone to for dinner and they burned a fresh tortilla chip as the candle in a dessert. It smelled heavenly. So, we decided to try burning random stuff to see how it smells. All was well until a guest tried burning a strand of her hair... the apartment smelled for days 😝
Bonus story: the same summer three of my roommates and I went to the beach. We had a brilliant idea to swim out to the mile buoy. The swim was fun, the water was gorgeous out there, and it was so peaceful. The swim back to shore was the most terrifying two hours of my life. I didn't think we would ever make it back.
I really wanna try the hippos! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000M2PSDU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_GiOnDb9NAMHDM
You can do it! Here's one of my favorite comedians of all time. Makes me laugh every time!
Here's the link to my something.
My husband is MIA. I think these might cheer the kids up a little! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000M2PSDU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_x6uDCbPC4SP1N
Entering for my my family which includes my Dad, my brother and myself. Some of the things I saw that looked yummy (I have had these before and know they are yummy):
German chocolate wafer thing:
Hersheys Mixed Variety:
Kinder Happy Hippos. Not only are they tasty, they're also adorable :)
Motha' fuckin' HIPPOS!!!!
Make by Kinder, so probably amazing! I've wanted to try them for a long time!!!!
Thanks for the contest! !!
om nom nom
Thanks for the contest! Hope you had a good sleep!
They do: http://www.amazon.com/Starburst-Fave-Reds-2-07-Ounce-Packs/dp/B001O6ZGH6
AMAZON.COM, BITCH! (to be read in Jesse Pinkman's voice; if don't know who Jesse Pinkman is, I rephrase as "well good sir you can get them at amazon.com").
I also happen to have them at my local CVS. :D
Why not just skip the car step and go straight to buying a 5 pound gummy bear?
Amazon is your friend.
I received one as a gift. If it tasted like a Haribo gummy bear, it would be amazeballs. Unfortunately it tastes like ass; it's too chewy and there's not enough good flavor.
5 lbs of Haribo gummy bears, that's what you should get.
6,000 calorie lunch, problem solved.
If their household is candy-friendly, we’ve had great responses to giving kids this age giant gummies like this one and this one.
>You get drunk and order a large
package ofgummy bear s?
This happened to me
This massive gummy bear.
They make implants from these?
I thought this was pretty cool although I don't think I'd be able to finish one by myself.
Yes! Strawberry Candy Wrapped: 5LB https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003EMSRLK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_ZnFyDbSMX6N9J
Totally just ordered some.
Here ya go: http://www.amazon.com/Columbina-Strawberry-Candy-Wrapped-5LB/dp/B003EMSRLK
Here's a 5 lb bag. My grandmother barely uses a computer though, so I have no idea where she gets them from.
Edit: Not sure why the downvotes. I assure you I don't work for Big Strawberry Candy.
It's like finding an extinct species in the wild
Edit: I FOUND THEM!! and they're dirt cheap for 5lbs, holy shit
Fair warning, these aren't the Crispy M&Ms from your childhood, they're the European ones, so the chocolate has a Nutella-y flavor to them, but they're still fucking delicious. I ate the whole bag before I went to work.
Ah crud, sorry. I said crunchy, but meant Crispy.
Just in case you don't want to bug any more Australians, though a bit pricey.
I have these Crispy M&Ms on my list! I want them because they're discontinued in the US and have been for YEARS, but I still have lovely memories of eating them with my grandmother when they first launched here. They're a very nostalgic food for me!
I plan on taking the bag and filling up my TARDIS cookie jar with M&Ms. :)
BAM...thank me later
I add vanilla to my coke when I go to Sonic and at amazon you can buy crispy m&ms
you weren't lying!
Edit: not available :(
Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, Science!
If you'd like, especially since it's october, I suggest recreating my ooky-spooky contest from last august. Contest creation rules may have changed since then though.
Not the OP you were talking to...but I'm just going to leave this here:
WHAT?! We're all enablers here.
>So great is McCarthy's desire to ingratiate himself to Trump that, noticing that Trump only ate red and pink Starburst candies, McCarthy ordered an aide to pick out only those colors -- them put them in a jar and delivered them as a present to Trump.
Somebody needs to tell this guy about Starburst FaveREDs.
You'll be happy to hear about this then:
Toblerone Milk Chocolate Jumbo Bar 4.5kg https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B004INT01A/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_R86fAb56FRDR6
On sale for Black Friday.
This maybe of interest to you http://www.canong3.co.uk/toblerone/pic1.jpg
Buy it. Buy it now for the price of $176.21.
Was it a giant Toblerone?
Or, the $12.25 (Amazon) one, with Prime.
You want chocolate u/Nikkoplease?
You can buy it in a two pack for a whole pound of diabetes.
We have those but they're a Christmas exclusive item. They show up after Halloween. They come in two packs. https://www.amazon.com/REESES-Pound-Chocolate-Peanut-Butter/dp/B004N5FR06
And yes, they're not as good too. It taste like an off brand copy cat. My younger self made the foolish decision of eating one at 6am on Christmas morning. I ate it on an empty stomach and it made sick.
You dare doubt our ability to become obese ? I present to you, America’s finest Reese’s:
Might have to try one for only 3.99
If you can get some help, you can hide all the furniture from a room he frequents and replace it with a baked potato.
Game on! I need to try these! because /u/ButturedToast says they are awesome
I did that for secret santa from Amazon (shhh, don't tell him).
I see those little kits all over and I've always wanted to try some! they're so stinking cute!
I think my favorite candy might be twixx but I'd be hesitant about trying to make it at home because I don't think it would taste the same.
I added this and this to my under five dollar list on amazon, they both have free shipping, they're so stinking CUTE!
Edit: just found this one too oh my goodness! x.x ~<3
I love food!
When I was a young'n my favorite snack was pickles covered in A1 sauce. Nom nom nom
I decided to choose someone who recently gifted, and she has this item that I don't know what it is. I found you /u/ZombieInATopHat.
I'll drink to that
My fun thing is this itty bitty edible fo' sushi kit. Totally weird, right? But it looks so fun XD
I think they just have a bunch of old people hanging from their ankles to collect these as they fall from their pockets.
Arcor strawberry bon-bons. You are welcome.
There are crappy imitation ones, but this is the real deal.
It’s about to get even better. Free one-day shipping!
SweetGourmet Arcor Strawberry Buds Bon Bon Filled Hard Candy, 2Lb https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004QLOFN2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_esOYBb2C909Q8
I have a bag of generic-brand ones (from Giant, I think) and they call them strawberry buds, but I dunno if that's what they're usually called.
Edit: Someone else posted this.
You can get 'em on Amazon, here or here. Not too sure about in-store though, so sorry if that's what you were looking for them immediately.
Want the best grapefruit you've ever eaten? Pop one of these before eating it.
Works great with strawberries, lemons, and just about anything else you could imagine.
Miracle fruit? It's a fun experimental present. When you eat (dissolve on tongue) a miracle fruit tablet all sour food turns to sweet. Gives you a new experience in eating a lot of stuff and is also a bit sciency.
Turns everything sour into sweet. You can eat lemons straight and it tastes like lemonade http://www.amazon.com/Miracle-Fruit-World-350mg-Tablet/dp/B004SOMH3M/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1345426646&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=magic+berries
Miracle Frooties. I haven't tried them, but they seem cool. Also, Gallium.
Today is the day
here is the right product with the awesome Juice Filling
all the other ones are imitations with no filling
As someone who has eaten them many times before, they are most definitely strawberry.
Someone also posted a link to the exact ones: https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B004TNVSDW/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o05_s00?ie=UTF8&amp;psc=1
there's also this stuff. I bought it from the link I provided, and it's awesome.
Further examination showed these beauties
Just leave these in the closet when you leave.
You can buy blue rock candy almost anywhere, or make it yourself. If I recall correctly, the only special equipment required is a candy thermometer. Or if you're feeling lazy, Amazon has one-pound bags for $14.
Assuming you mean one of these. That's 2,250 calories, or 3.15 hours of running at a good pace.
but honestly... don't
The food is actually edible, and can be bought here. It's made of six kinds of powder, takes about an hour to put together, and tastes disturbingly like/unlike what it looks like.
Happiness is a warm gun A cute Charmander gif If you wanna talk I am up for it :] I hope you get better soon For me
Some super cool Popin' Cookin' Candy!
I think that is's pretty cool kinda thing. :)
Have fun gifting! :)
Buy that Groot flowerpot for yourself. Buy burger candy for your daughter.
I've sadly never been to any Disney theme parks. Cost has always prohibited.
THESE ARE DELICIOUS AND CANADIAN AND GLORIOUS AND WORDS JUST CAN NOT DO JUSTICE TO HOW AMAZING THEY ARE. PLEASE LET YOUR TASTEBUDS GRACE THIS DELICIOUS CONCOCTION ONCE IN YOUR LIFEEEE
Pour Some Sugar On MEHHHHHHH
Pour Some Sugar On MEH!
Crunchie Milk Chocolate with Honeycomb Center! I have never had these before but they sound amazing! :3
Crunchie! Because I'm awesome, and I deserve candy. Also, I have never had these before, and I would love to try them! :)
Thanks for the contest!
Must have !!!!
I wanted a different screen name cause I forgot the password to my other one and didn't want to go through figuring it out. So I stared at my computer for 20 mins trying to figure one out, this popped in my head, and viola! Youreabuttface was born!
My sister and I I'm the one on the floor.
i guess this is the only one i have right now. i tried going back to my myspace acct to find more, but apparently they changed everything and even if you never deleted your account, they deleted your stuff. i'm upset. :( stupid myspace. (end rant)
this, this, this or this por favor! and happy gifting!
"Madysan was the cutest, cuddly-uddliest baybay evarrrrrrr"
Available on Amazon too!
Attention my fellow Americans, your prayers have been answered:
Bea, go to sleep.
I would love these candy bars! Thank you for the contest :D
I already got these from /u/BallsOnParade , but I eated all of them already...
My favorite candy though has to be Vosges' Mo's Milk Chocolate Bacon Bar <3
My kingdom for a Crunchie bar! These are the BEST.
Also, I was totally going to suggest to you to eat toast with peanut butter and banana, drizzled with honey. That's the best. <3
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fly away home
That's pretty awesome that your flight is SO much cheaper! Where are you coming from/going for it to be so much?
My guess is 638. =]
Best of luck bowling and thanks for the contest!
In memory of my grandfather Bill Higgins. I visited hime every year in California and we would take long walks down the beach, which I took for granted. Now that he is gone, I realize how special our time together was. I wish I could just take 1 more walk. These candy bars
and spongbob :)
Thank you for the contest!
Maoam (there's more flavours.)
M&M's (I NEED THIS)
(I didn't look at shipping so sorry if they are over)
These and these are really nomtastic !
This is my kitchen-y wishlist and this is my <~$5 snack wishlist.
I'm fine with whatever, but I'd prefer this lunchbox and/or this lunchbox to make lunch more fun ;) (they're under the kitchen-y wishlist)
munchies AND muchies just in case :) Nice to see I'm not the only one awake!
I have this and this on my Under $6 wishlist--pick whatever you like the most if I win :D
Pour Some Sugar On Meh
I've honestly been wanting to try these for awhile I hear a lot of people on here talking about them, I'd like to try them! Crunchie
These Crunchies because I've never had them, they don't sell them here, and I've heard so much about how great they are!
Or crunchie bars - I can always use those!
Haha, yes, ketchup :)
I LOVE BBQ sauce :3
I love chocolate/snacks. I favourite selection box is http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0000TA3BW/ref=mp_s_a_1_7?qid=1375385363&amp;sr=8-7&amp;pi=SL75 I don't know if you have them :) I just put in Amazon.com British candy XD
Crunchie's are delicious honeycomb filled chocolate bars http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0007U5J40/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?qid=1375385363&amp;sr=8-2&amp;pi=SL75
Toffee Crisp http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000FNLJRK/ref=mp_s_a_1_13?qid=1375385532&amp;sr=8-13&amp;pi=SL75
This looks amazing, but pricey o.o http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00A4R2B6A/ref=mp_s_a_1_22?qid=1375385612&amp;sr=8-22&amp;pi=SL75
This and this both look and sound delicious. I would be happy with either one <3
Thanks for the contest :)
I've been good I swear! Mostly. Lol
Thanks for the contest! <3
num nums I would love to try this Curly Wurly! Thank you for the contest!!
Cadbury Curly Wurly Bars!
It's my birthday bitches! Thanks for the contest. :)
Small filler for with his Pokemon game!
My num nums because I've never tried this before :) Thanks for the contest!
I love num nums more than I should. :))
I would love to try these bars.
Thanks for having a contest!
Maybe with some candy to fill in the price.
Cadbury num nums :)
Guava Candy it's green as in color green.
It's guava candy. If you want to buy some, here is a link:
Classic Guava Hard Candy - 12.3 Oz https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000J0N1CK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_rel3CbVDPTZHF
I love these! You can buy them on amazon if you like
Here are the Kinder Happy Hippos that i gifted earlier today... They're weird because... who wants to eat a hippo? What is the UK thinking?! I'm DYING to try them, too, since they sound so amazing! You can find them on my Under $5 list! https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B000M2PSDU/_encoding=UTF8?coliid=I1CVKYNUOV786Z&amp;colid=39X0REKQST6MS&amp;psc=0
I have those hippos on my wishlist for $4.53! I would love to try them, since everyone on here talks about them constantly!
Flash for snacks!
My random user is /u/sweetbeauty
I had TONS of things in common with my match. She likes lisa frank and I like lisa frank. She likes adorable necklaces and so do it! She likes kinder hippos and I love those damn things!! They are on one of my wishlists. She wants this and I bought that exact same set on 01/30 of this year. She likes Rachael Ray and that is my favorite cookware set. I have her plates in green! She likes colorful knives, guess who bought that set back in March? She has contacts and I have contacts! I just added that to my wish list too. She likes makeup and I love makeup. Those brushes are amazing, btw. She also had quite a few makeup items that I liked, but I wasn't about to link all those. Ditto with books!! My random person is pretty awesome.
RAOAs before foes
I like snacks.
Genius. Next time you don't have the time or patience to assemble, find some of these bastards.
I found some at a local little Russian grocery here in my town but I'm sure they're available in places like Cost Plus and the like.
kinder happy hippos!
$3.00 with free shipping
Forget kinder eggs, what about those delicious hippos?
they're dangerous, i've eaten very unhealthy amounts in one sitting.
Kinder Happy Hippos are my favorite chocolate bar. Don't let them fool you into saving them with their cuteness--they taste delicious.
This would make my day...because CHOCOLATE!! The dog ate my homework
My goal right now, to get promoted at work, be a better manager than the one I would be replacing, and find some one better than myself to take over my department. Right now, as far as that goal goes, I've had the interview for the job, and I find out next week if I got it or not. Finding someone to replace me, it's hard, not cause I'm irreplaceable or anything(even though I like to think of myself as such), but there are not many people wanting to work these days. Or of they do, it's to support their drug habit and they can't pass a drug test. Ugh, it's frustrating.
My number is 123
And I've wanted to try [these](
http://amzn.com/B000M2PSDU) for awhile now.
Thanks so much for the contest! I'm sending you a virtual smile=) also, you're amazing!
Umm...I can't possibly be the only person who knows about these, can I?
Best candy related purchase I ever made: the color-specific Starburst bags. Here is one from Amazon, but I found them at Wal-Mart too.
Wrong. There is a God, and it's ME (and Amazon).
Lucky for you, that's a thing.
This is kinda close at $18.96.
I should NOT get it because Starburst are DISGUSTING and I HATE candy with the burning passion of a thousand fiery suns. Also, I am NOT starting back to school soon, and I will NOT need any snacks throughout the day.
Then this may be relevant to your interests.
Starburst Fave Reds.
Surprised no one mentioned this yet, but you can order a box of all pinks and reds.
Buy this instead.
There's also the worlds largest Gummy Bear.
this may be relevant to your interests
He could just save himself the effort and buy the giant gummy bear and put that in a pillowcase.
[Discussion over] (https://www.amazon.com/Giant-Gummy-Bear-approx-Pounds/dp/B00315HJ8C/ref=sr_1_10_s_it?s=grocery&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1493185793&amp;sr=1-10&amp;keywords=gummy+bears)
Yes! Haribo. I couldn't remember the name. :P. I found this monster the other day.
Would have totally bought one on Amazon, until I saw the price.
Uplay is owL.Zexxy for any kind gentlemen/women.
http://www.amazon.com/Giant-Gummy-Bear-Pounds-Flavored/dp/B00315HJ8C/ref=sr_1_1?s=grocery&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1344049765&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=Giant+gummy+bear Or a very large gummy bear.....
Several Giant Gummy Bears!
Buy a 4.5lb gummy bear
Giant Gummy Bear ~ 5lbs. - $30
MAY I INTEREST YOU IN A 5LBS GUMMY BEAR? I've always thought it was ridiculous but also wanted to try eating it, just to see what it'll be like haha.
I'll share with you one of my favorite breakfast items: dark chocolate oatmeal! I find that most "chocolate flavored" things are too sweet, or too rich/creamy, so I make my own.
So cook your oatmeal like you would normally, and stir in the ingredients. The trick to making it really amazingly dark chocolate is SALT. I'm telling you, dark chocolate things taste good because it has enough salt in it. The honey is just to make the dish less flat tasting, and the peanut butter gives it creaminess/body/protein but doesn't actually contribute that much flavor. The key is cocoa powder and salt. As long as you don't put too much sugar, it should be a pretty healthy start to your morning =)
5 lb. Gummy Bear!
Sodium Chlorate by the KG
Giant Gummy Bear
Good luck, God speed.
I didn't get the right net, so plastic wrap had to do. For those who might wonder. Caught this in the Amazon, (I have no relationship, but just like the product and thought it was fitting).
Yes, its overpriced, yes its excessive amount of calories, and yes, its just for me (though the last one I had took two weeks to eat). I am ready for league...
A better deal on the 5LB: http://www.amazon.com/Candy-Tech-Strawberry-Wrapped-5LB/dp/B003EMSRLK
Those little strawberry candies that you can never really find.
EDIT: I lied, found some on Amazon
Was it these things. https://www.amazon.com/Columbina-Strawberry-Candy-Wrapped-5LB/dp/B003EMSRLK
https://www.amazon.com/Columbina-Strawberry-Candy-Wrapped-5LB/dp/B003EMSRLK treat yoself
Strawberry Candy Wrapped: 5LB https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003EMSRLK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_AZ3zCb20EHAAN
There's a couple brands that make them, and the commenters appear to be fiercely loyal to one brand or another
These little bastards fueled my high school years. The secretary would actually keep a stockpile of these in her desk specifically for me in the event that my blood sugars dropped low and I didn't have anything on me to eat. I had these all through my childhood, but they were most prevalent during those high school years. I graduated in 2005, and haven't had a single one since then. Frowny-face. That's why they're on my wish list: once I finally have some money to spare, I want to grab some and have some diabetic nostalgia time. :D
EDIT: Also, Tim Tam.
I now know why my grandparents had a never ending supply, they only come in 5 pound bags!
My grandmother always had these, usually around Christmas time. I could never figure out where she gets them.
Edit: Found them!!!
Theyre on amazon, if these are the correct ones. http://www.amazon.com/Crispy-Chocolate-Candy-Crisped-Center/dp/B003UBFYK2 Imported from Germany.
Some crispy M&Ms would be quite mathematical.
You can buy them on Amazon
treat yo self
You can also order off amazon.
You can buy 'em online for a price. I swear I've seen them at least five times in the past few weeks though.
Link to amazon Expensive!
Does Costco have a suggestion form? :)
They're everywhere in Australian supermarkets. And you can buy them online from a German Amazon store.
Crispy M&Ms You can't get them in the US anymore :( I love crunchy food.
False, they are not gone forever
Just Buy them from Amazon Bro.
The only place I can find the crispies. Germany...
They never went anywhere
Yep they have to come from germany, but they're worth it.
$2: This decal is pretty cool ($1.67)
$4: Another decal! ($3.30)
$8: This one was easy ($7.99)
In 1999, Crispy M&M's were released. They were slightly larger than the milk chocolate variety and featured a crispy wafer center. They were discontinued in the United States in 2005. They are still available in Europe, Australia, and Southeast Asia.
Nah I'm sure we could buy it online
Damn you reddit, this is the last time you make me impulse buy something.
Looks like I grabbed the last one: http://amzn.to/p4QNPt
So long suckers.
Here you go OP
Today's your lucky day
And apparantly you can get just cherry as well
I'll just leave that there.
Duh, obviously you're only allowed to like the red and pink ones or they wouldn't have made this.
Get your head in the game OP.
My stepfather's Old English Sheepdog once ate most of a giant novelty-sized Toblerone bar (including the cardboard box and foil wrapper) that my stepfather had bought at an airport duty-free shop. Fortunately, it was really, really milky chocolate.
He didn't take her (the dog) to the vet (we were poor), and she was off her rocker for about 12 hours. At one point she dug up the root ball of a banana tree and ate about half of that. Interestingly, this seemed to calm her down a bit.
TL;DR Chocolate might not kill your dog, but it can definitely make him/her crazy for a day.
I would guess about 1% of Calgarians will do so. I would peg my guess at 12,500 people. This would be further reduced by people without homes and who will not be giving out candy, so reduce that number by half.
So to answer your question, 6,250 people will be giving out full size candy bars this Halloween in Calgary.
I am not buying full size candy bars for kids this year. I am handing these out:
Only 4.5 KG per bar, but that should make those kids happy.
Bigger then 750g I doubt it. Online yup theres a 4.5 Kg one.
Only the best chocolate :p
$135 on Amazon.com in the US.
I hope it's a giant [toblerone] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B004INT01A/ref=redir_mdp_mobile/190-8895502-2632129)
I realize it's probably inconvenient to have to wait, but... I'm sure these'd hit the spot:
Is this big enough?
Watch out for the beetus.
Thanks for all the suggestions guys! I couldn't find these at Walmart in California.
But Amazon has this (different product than speedonthis's)
1 cup is 8 fluid ounces.
1 fluid ounce of water weighs 1 ounce.
1 pound is 16 ounces.
Therefore a half-pound Reese's cup - by definition - must have the same density as water.
Then you'll hate this
That cartoon was hilarious always made me laugh hmmm thinking saw these for Christmas look ED HUNGRY worthy lol CANDY CANDY SWEEEEET CANDY lol
We do have this but it's still only 2
A little steep if you ask me
I beg to differ
Sounds like she would like things I like so I will give you a couple links to places I like gifts from haha.
Sailor Moon on Etsy
Anime/video game Shirts and such on LookHuman
[Some Popin Cookin!](Popin' Cookin' Happy Sushi House https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004N8LMFM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_Uz8CybM50WDQS)
Jewelry inspired by something she likes
Good luck! I think a lot of girls appreciate the thought of something off a site like Etsy because the items are so unique. Type in one of her interests and something she wants/needs, like "Sailor Moon Blanket" and chances are you will find some super special item just for her. It is also nice to buy your significant other experiences rather than a physical object. Depending on how much you are looking to spend and how far in advance you are willing to plan, why not reserve tickets to a nearby con? What about a cute day trip to a little town she might like where you can let her pick out an item or you can buy a nice dinner or unique experience (boat ride? Etc.)
Have fun gift picking and enjoy! :)
I want to make candy sushi! Can you make that happen? lol, thank you for holding this contest :)
I decided I want to give these a try. They're in the Misc list.
Thanks for the contest!
Here's a Japanese candy making kit! my son watches people use them on YouTube and this would be a super fun craft to do with him!
I really want some candy sushi. Here's a video
It doesn't taste that great, but it is fun to do. I think most of it is grape flavored, not sure about the roe (probably some sort of fruit punch).
Link to product
[Popin' Cookin' Happy Sushi House] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004N8LMFM/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&amp;colid=113632NOLP54R&amp;coliid=I1YGU2S41P8Y4S&amp;psc=1)
I would love to try Japanese candies as I have heard many people say they are delicious! Something small that would definitely make my day :)
The dog ate my homework!
...and I'm an idiot! I read the rules wrong. Here are two NEW items that you might like!
Happy Birthday Diaju! (❁´◡`❁)✲ﾟ
It's free shipping but not prime, does that count! Because this candy sushi set pretty much could define awesome.
Sorry, couldn't find the exact one in the video...but this was the closest I found.
Ebay looks promising
Apparently amazon had it but it was sold out. They have another type, the bento. There is a ice creamy one here too.
I've got good news for you
Here you go! https://www.amazon.com/SweetGourmet-Arcor-Strawberry-Filled-Candy/dp/B004QLOFN2/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_325_bs_t_2?_encoding=UTF8&amp;refRID=QPM2QRSC1X9G7W5QDZK2&amp;th=1
You can thank me later.
Yeah, the original ones are made by Arcor, you can find them here https://www.amazon.com/SweetGourmet-Arcor-Strawberry-Filled-Candy/dp/B004QLOFN2?th=1
These are repackaged so sometimes they put some knock-off brand in it (not Arcor) so it's a gamble tho.
these are called “arcor strawberry candy”
There you go http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B004QLOFN2/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?qid=1397876946&amp;sr=8-3&amp;pi=SX200_QL40
You mean these?
After writing this about Miracle Fruit Berries I went and found these on Amazon. Didn't know they made these. Will let you know what happens!
These flavor changing tablets, lucky 13
Okay, more like lucky 12.95
For me, it makes biting hard things painful for a day or so afterward, but it tastes delicious. That's the meat only, though, not the peel. One thing to note is that lemons/limes contain crazy high amounts of sugar, but it's usually overpowered by the bitter. For people who can't taste sour as well/like sour, it's probably a more reasonable proposition.
If you're not a big fan of sour, though, try this out, it'll blow your mind. It blocks your sour receptors similar to how you stop tasting sweet after you eat too many sweet things, so you can eat crazy sour stuff and enjoy the other flavors in it. Lemons taste amazing with that stuff, the only thing I can compare it to is the little puddle of molten sugar left over from when you don't mix your sugar well enough into your coffee. I'd recommend giving it a go to anyone.
\ I have annoyingly sensitive teeth, however, and use sensodyne daily/appear to require an average of 2 more doses of novacaine than normal to not feel my mouth anymore.
If he likes food (and most guys do) and trying new things get some miracle berry chews. They make bitter foods taste sweet. They seem pretty cool and like they would be fun to try. I think they make a very unique gift. I just bought some for my friends Christmas gift this year.
Also, they're only 13 dollars for a 10-count. I purchased a different brand for the same price, but for some reason the ones I bought are now $29.00. This brand has just as good reviews though. Hope this helped.
I got these, shipped to Finland okay. It's a fun thing to do but not really great culinary adventure. Like, I wouldn't get them for a fancy dinner.
Are you talking about this?
Dude I want to get these http://www.amazon.com/Miracle-Fruit-World-350mg-Tablet/dp/B004SOMH3M/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1343249401&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=miracle+berry and eat one right after I smoke. Heathly munchies ahoy!
Buy some of these, and have her dissolve one on her tongue, then you can eat a lemon straight without the slightest annoyance... it tastes like candy.
Either Miracle Fruit Tablets or Ad-Hoc at home Only the second cookbook I have actually wanted... Alton Brown's was the first.
Found them on Amazon.
The brand we all know and love is Arcor I believe. Don't be turned off by the weird packaging. These are the same candies that normally reside in Grandma's glass jar of assorted candies. http://www.amazon.com/Arcor-Juice-Filled-Strawberry-Kosher/dp/B004TNVSDW/ref=sr_1_1?s=grocery&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1367828861&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=arcor+strawberry+candy
You can thank me later.
Amazon Prime eligible:
Don't even have to make it.
you can buy the same rock candy they used in breaking bad here.
The comments and related items are also hilarious.
I have some currently, it's delicious.
Amazon - Blue Rasperry Rock candy crystals
The Candy Lady is ripping you off, get a big 1 pound bad on Amazon for $6.60
The reviews are awesome.
They sell it on Amazon as well. http://www.amazon.com/Blue-Raspberry-Candy-Crystals-Pound/dp/B005SWKZG4/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=aps&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1345867116&amp;sr=1-1-catcorr&amp;keywords=Blue+rock+candy
And you can order it off Amazon.
Only give out this.
First, happy birthday! Everyone loves Gummy Worm or How about a Candy Bar? You know for the holidays :)
Just a box of regular bars.
Here is a giant 1 pound bar.
SNICKERS Slice n' Share Giant Chocolate Candy Bar 1-Pound Bar https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0063HMIRW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_1AfcAb9391F2G
or just traded him this pound of chocolatey goodness
I just saw this tonight, they are shipping.
This is insane too.
http://www.amazon.com/SNICKERS-Slice-Share-Chocolate-1-Pound/dp/B0063HMIRW if you must know
There are bigger ones than king sized!
You're welcome, motherfucker
It's the $10 1lb bar featured in OP.
Read the Amazon reviews for peak bug:
Hamburger Popin' Cookin' kit DIY candy by Kracie https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008CYW1CG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_7SPKxbCWYGER6
So /u/stillneverwrong was making dinner, it ended up being delicious!
Crazy little Japanese candy thing
I've never been gifted and doesn't that kit look awesome?
this is the first one ive tried. Ive seen another one where you make your own burgers and fries. found it but yeah it seems to be something thats really popular in japan
This? num nums
One more thing, NEVER EVER BUY THIS ONE. It's fun to make but smells and tastes horrid. I gagged when I smelled it for the first time.
Payday is fun. I miss them.
I would like to make some candy burgers. These sound super fun!
Thank you so much for the contest!!!
Amazon has it: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B008CYW1CG
Read the reviews.
Pretty sure it was these gummies
They only wish that they had been....
They're no longer available, it seems; but there are others like [this] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00CMS8RQC/ref=pd_aw_sim_sbs_325_1?ie=UTF8&amp;dpID=51Sg3PrA8sL&amp;dpSrc=sims&amp;preST=_AC_UL100_SR100%2C53_&amp;refRID=0AN5XM2SQ1ZC77SNMZKC) or [this one] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00CMS97YS/ref=pd_aw_sim_sbs_325_2?ie=UTF8&amp;dpID=51Sg3PrA8sL&amp;dpSrc=sims&amp;preST=_AC_UL100_SR100%2C53_&amp;refRID=0AN5XM2SQ1ZC77SNMZKC) that cause the same effects, just look for [lycasin] (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycasin) or [maltitol] (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maltitol)
Edit: sorry if links don't work, I'm on my phone :/
Ya'll should read the reviews on 5lb bag of sugar free gummi bears sometime. Hilarious, horrendous. Anything with Lycasin (aka malitol syrup) as the sweetener will wreak havoc on your guts. I had tears running I was laughing so hard at these reviews:
may god have mercy on your colon
Two things likely to be causing diarrhea:
Artificial sweeteners—if you don’t believe me, read the reviews for these sugar free gummy bears. A little bit isn’t bad, but too much (especially malitol) can mess you up.
Fiber intake: you probably aren’t eating enough fiber. Most Americans don’t, and most American fiber intake comes from grains/pasta/carby foods you aren’t eating any more. We are still fairly new to Keto, but I’ll tell you what: my fiber intake is higher than ever before, and I’m pooping so much better. My husband is too, and he’s had a lot of trouble with his BMs for his whole life. More veggies! You can also take a fiber supplement, but people can become dependent on them to prevent diarrhea—definitely try increasing nutritional fiber first.
Please keep up your water intake! Diarrhea is extremely dehydrating, which makes keto flu symptoms worse.
You have not known true pain my sweet summer child, educate yourself, read the reviews, don't try them though, don't make the mistake of thinking it is all just a joke, live in blissful ignorance of what a truely tattered asshole feels like https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY
Big ol' bucket of these bad boys by the front door.
Then I don't call it "candy" because I'm not American.
Seriously though, I live down a cul-de-sac with no street lighting, I'm not expecting any trick or treat-ers.
Read the reviews
Did you know the active ingredient in Adderall can also be found in sugar-free gummy bears? You will need a large quantity, but it can be done. Hear me out...
Step 1: buy a 5lb bag of sugar-free gummy bears from Amazon - https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Sugar-Free-Flavor/dp/B00DE4GWWY/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=sugar+free+gummy+bears&qid=1558646508&s=gateway&sr=8-3
Step 2: split the bag into 4oz portions, about 40 gummy bears each. That's 20 portions.
Step 3: place each portion in a zip-loc bag and carry it with you.
Step 4: every hour, on the hour, open one of the ziplocs and swallow the gummy bears whole. DO NOT CHEW!!! Water will help you, but carbonated water like LaCroix will speed up the reaction. Get yourself a few cans of LaCroix. flavor doesn't matter.
Step 5: you will burp! you need to stay active. walk around in circles, jump a few times to let it out. whatever you can do will help.
As long as there is always a good amount of gummy bears in your system, you will stay alert and focused. I've done this for many years in college and it has helped me a lot.
Best of luck to you, my friend!
Not actually stories, but the sugar free gummi bears' reviews on Amazon are a great way of wasting your time.
Sugar Free Gummy Bears.
Thanks to you, I've decided to order some gummy bears off of amazon. (https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY) I'll tell you how they taste!
Well, it looks like someone at Haribo or Amazon may have done some damage control. If you follow all of the links from various articles to the iconic 'Haribo sugarfree gummy bears' it now links you to 'Albanese Candy, Sugar Free Assorted Fruit Gummi Bears, 5-pound Bag'
I believe this is the original item that had its reviews go viral. Read them and you’ll see why.
You should avoid matitol. Seriously avoid it. TRUST me. And no, you don't deduct maltitol. Now, before you eat something with maltitol, click on the link and scroll down to the review by Christine Torok from October 2012.
Some people do, just check the sugar alcohol used to sweeten them. If it’s maltodextrin or maltitol, it’s best to avoid it. They won’t kick you out of ketosis, but those two in particular have a very high glycemic index. They also have a well earned reputation of causing horrendous problems in the bathroom- ever read the reviews for sugar free gummy bears? Those are sweetened with maltitol.
This right here always gets me. First time I read it, I spit a can of coke over my keyboard. I really have a vivid imagination when I read things which are well described. No need to explain further I guess :p
sorry, I meant this one - https://www.amazon.com/ss/customer-reviews/B00DE4GWWY
Read the reviews https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY
Read the reviews
Just read any of these reviews.
Sugar Free Gummy Bear. Hear that boys!
I'm just gonna leave this here.
never show her this link then
Best thing that happened to me today was just the day itself. I know how cheesy that sounds, but I went from unemployed for a year, to working a job that pays the bills. Today marks the end of my work week, which this week happened to be 42 hours.
If things keep going as they are, that means I'll be out of the hole in 2 months time. I'm exhausted and my feet are killing me after every shift, but in the end I just have to remember how worth it, it all is in the end.
A goodie would be nice, but not necessary. This is something I've always wanted to try but haven't had the chance to get one.
Except you can still buy them
Although that would be interesting seeing them fail at making it, ice can buy it off amazon and try to sell it as premium grade drugs to crackheads on skidrow. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005SWKZG4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_eIRGAbVN72PMS
That's not king sized - I have some that are 1/2 lb EACH. They're about 4" in diameter. I picked them up on sale for $3.99 each.