Best comedy recordings according to redditors

You shouldn't be allowed to have a wedding until you've already been married for 5 years. Prove you're not wasting our time and money by going to this. I have a friend that got married and between plane ticket, tux rental, and a gift it cost me $1,000 to go to his wedding. He was divorced in 2 years. So essentially, I just dropped a grand to give a Crock-Pot to someone I'm not allowed to like anymore. That's a shit investment. And if you split up after having a destination wedding? That divorce shouldn't be legally finalized until you go down on everyone that attended. You two don't get to finish until we all do.

PLUG: My debut stand-up album will be released on February 23rd but is available for pre-order right now on iTunes, Google Play and on Amazon. So if you'd like to hear how this joke or dozens of others I've posted in this sub over the years sounds out loud, this is the best option. Otherwise, see y'all on twitter and Instagram. Thanks! <3

Holy shit, You can Pre-order already!!!

Edit: You can actually hear 30 second previews of all songs already if you're interested, personally i'll just wait till the album actually comes out!

Do not forget that they really, truly wanted the show to be about The Wizards instead of Workaholics but were told to not try and get that show made (I forgot who told them to not even mention it. Maybe an agent or something). The Wizards are featured on an episode (the episode where Adam goes into the bodybuilding competition). They still tried to present it as a show and basically given an "absolutely not!". So they snuck them into an episode of Workaholics. They also have a Wizards album that came out in 2009 called Purple Magic (last I checked it was on Amazon mp3 for $7.99). The Wizards rap group also has Kyle (Karl in the show) as the 4th member of the group (Blazer, Ders, Kyle rap and Adam is the "hype man"/guy who sings the hooks).

EDIT: It looks like I bought it during a sale or something since it is up to 7.99 now. link for the lazy

EDIT 2: I am not associated with them (I wish I was), but please buy their album. If they get enough sales, maybe they will make another album. The rap they did at, I think it was Comic-con, was one of the songs from the album. Also, best line in the album, which Ders says, "And those that know me know I'm dealin the realness and they can feel this like a dope set of real tits". Yep, that line was also later put on Workaholics once again when Ders had his rap battle at the gathering of the juggalos. I watch that show way too much when I know these intricate details (like I said, I am pretty sure I need to be best friends with those 4.)

Yeah, I really wish it existed. Oh, wait...

http://www.amazon.com/Mistakes-Were-Made-Sides-Explicit/dp/B00LSHG2L0/ref=sr_1_1?s=dmusic&ie=UTF8&qid=1419232153&sr=1-1&keywords=Joe+DeRosa

If you forgot about his comedy album reviews
"I work in a funeral home where customers often ask for audio to be played during the wake. So we play this album in the background because it does not contain any jokes. There were few instances where Joe DeRosa's "comedy" reanimated the corpses and made them cover their ears inside the caskets, but now we just tie their hands to prevent it."

There's a lot of old stuff posted on youtube, but there's nothing official. Maybe Dan will make a radio station one day like Howard 100, and I can host a flashback show.

And if you've never heard this, it's a must listen.

https://www.amazon.com/Worst-Moments-Lebatard-Show-History/dp/B007NVZJ78

Hey Op,

The album is "Live" and it's available in most major outlets.

iTunes Store link:
https://itun.es/us/qh_9H

Amazon Link:
http://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00HL00PZC

Also free if you have Amazon Prime as part of their streaming service.

Hope that helps! It's an incredible set--very funny and touching at the same time.

sounds like you should pick up their album and get caught up on the pod.
http://www.amazon.com/Men-Blazers-Unbuttoned-Thats-Sub-Optimal/dp/B00H4YO2CM

The joke was not about Ryan Dunn, it was about Steve-O.

Her name is Amy Schumer. You should buy her album

Tig Notaro- no question. Comedian who delivered maybe the most heart crushingly tragic and funny stand up performance I've ever heard? Available on Amazon (included with Prime) and Spotify, but it's totally worth the money.

He does a great, great 5 minutes on a Comedy Death-Ray compilation CD. I used to have the MP3s but I can't find them anymore. Available on iTunes and Amazon, though!

https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/comedy-death-ray/id263066044

https://www.amazon.com/Comedy-Death-Explicit-Various-artists/dp/B000X71GVM

Really wish they'd add the old CDR stuff to Howl!

Hands down the greatest comedy special off all time.


Mistakes Were Made: The B Sides [Explicit] Joe DeRosa | Format: MP3 Music http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LSHG2L0/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_w1jZub162H2A9
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LSHG2L0/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_w1jZub162H2A9

Patton Oswalt has my favorite bit on this: The Parental Defense
(Sorry, you need amazon prime to listen to this link, but if you can't, search "Patton Oswalt The Parental Defense" you can probably find another source)

You've heard the album, right?

https://www.amazon.com/Mistakes-Were-Made-Sides-Explicit/product-reviews/B00LSHG2L0/ref=cm_cr_getr_d_paging_btm_1?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews&pageNumber=1

For those that have asked, my album is now on Google Play (LINK: https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Christian_Spicer_Moment_in_Time?id=B43viwfenqjyjjoccoxhqlbwbhy) and Amazon MP3 (LINK: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00UI67ZQS/ref=dm_aw_dp_sp_bb_sfa) in addition to iTunes.

In the meantime, this might tide you over.

the album is on amazon with the full track list

https://www.amazon.com/Story-Our-Times-Explicit/dp/B07BVW6GF8

Here's the Amazon link!

bout to get straight up medieval on yo ass! :D

thanks for the contest! even though i'm a few hours late!

Check out "Not Track Five, Not Chainsaw Juggler [Explicit]" by Mitch Hedberg on Amazon Music. https://music.amazon.com/albums/B000X71NKQ

you get their album? If you like some of the music in the show you'll enjoy their album . purple magic

I much prefer Oh My God, I think because I have heard it less often. The lyrics are also very powerful, especially the collection plate one.

Just so you know, there is a recorded version (sort of) that you can listen to if you use Amazon music: Amazon link

It's the first track called "God's Song." This might be on other streaming services, but I do know my Alexa will play it!

This seems appropriate for Memorial Day.

Or maybe THIS, since we're talking about Patton?

Or you could decide, your choices have always been spot on.

Anyhoo, thanks for another killer contest...I was wondering how Music Monday worked on a Holiday weekend.

^V!

I live in yurrup (as you might have guessed), so I've never watched LCS - but thanks to KATG I checked out myq's stuff and – HOLY BALLS (<– said in keet's voice), funny shit!

Myq's album Vegan Mind Meld is hilarious, go buy it now if you haven't heard it yet:
http://www.amazon.com/Vegan-Mind-Meld/dp/B003DDAF5G/?tag=whitjetp-20 (yes, that's an affiliate link - who says we can't all benefit from this?)

It's been discussed several times. Years ago they put out best of album. The last thing on it is them making fun of Stu about his college lacrosse triumphs.

https://www.amazon.com/Worst-Moments-Lebatard-Show-History/dp/B007NVZJ78

Here is the mobile version of your link

So, I'm going to list 3 that I caught at Moontower Comedy festival. One that hasn't been mentioned yet is John Tole, who was the only one of the 3 that I wasn't familiar with. His set was very funny, and pretty compelling.

John Tole on the mainstream media.

John Tole on working in mortgage banking.

John Tole on judgmental fundamentalists.

Another I don't see mentioned is Baron Vaughn. His album Raised By Cable is absolutely amazing.

Baron Vaughn on Conan earlier this year

Baron Vaughn on Hip Hop, growing up in Las Vegas, living in Queens, etc.

OP mentioned Myq Kaplan, so it's not helpful, but I'm going to name-check him here anyway. He's a redditor, and his album Vegan Mind Meld is incredibly good.

Myq Kaplan on Craig Fergeson.

Non-mobile: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00UI67ZQS/ref=dm_aw_dp_sp_bb_sfa

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The Wizards

Oh my, didn't realize this was available for listening already! Here's a quick link for anyone who can't be arsed to search it.

To be honest, I thought a lot of it actually sounded pretty decent. I agree that the songs could be longer, but then given their time constraints, I'm thankful to see a new album this soon. Plus there's really not much competition in this particular area of music.

The amazon page says December 16th, so that's probably the release date give or take a day or two. Do iTunes and Amazon usually have different release dates?

EDIT: Release date confirmed Dec 16th on twitter! https://twitter.com/starbomb/status/536991970452070400

Good ole Mitch All Together. They give you his Premium Blend set & both versions of this stand up on the release, I jump right to the uncut version every single time.

Damn shame this dude is no longer with us.. gonna have to go watch Los Enchiladas! again.

Found it on Amazon. Sounds like it was Tommy's dad though, not his uncle.

/u/Wigriff this is the best I could find: Amazon if you start the "free sample" you hear him start the joke.

https://www.amazon.com/Fireside-Craps-First-Daze-Explicit/dp/B07358B897/ref=zg_bs_196372011_100?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=GPD0SZR1HDZMCZNTCNDX

Relevant

https://www.amazon.com/White-Girls-Cornrows-Explicit-Segura/dp/B009L33ZIG

I only know one.