Best daily living toilet tissue aids according to redditors

We found 85 Reddit comments discussing the best daily living toilet tissue aids. We ranked the 13 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.

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Top Reddit comments about Daily Living Toilet Tissue Aids:

u/jimotron · 63 pointsr/trashy

i researched on this, they do the same way as fat ppl

use a 'bottom budy'

u/ylph · 31 pointsr/whatisthisthing
u/[deleted] · 27 pointsr/Amberlynn

I'm sure she goes more than a few days without showering even when Becky is home. Maybe they bought her a toilet aid to save Eric and Rickie from the trauma.

u/the_ocalhoun · 26 pointsr/holdmyfries

This thing.

*edit*

The reviews on this thing are golden!

u/Kenny_log_n_s · 19 pointsr/ImGoingToHellForThis

Legit? They use a stick that holds TP.

It's pretty fucking gross to think about it.

I don't think I could get to the point where buying that is a better option than not stuffing my fat ass with 10k calories a day.

u/Capetorial · 17 pointsr/fatpeoplestories

http://www.amazon.com/Long-Reach-Comfort-Wipe-1/dp/B001G70QW8

Holy shit this is real. At first, I thought it was the wrong item..then I noticed the use in the picture is...awkward...then I noticed... "Great for personal hygiene."

Oh God.

u/31231313132222 · 16 pointsr/pics

We live in a fucked world where this sort of thing exists:

http://www.amazon.com/Kinsman-Enterprises-Inc-91021179-Bottom/dp/B000G39ZIY

u/bigsol81 · 15 pointsr/fatlogic

I generally don't even post here or read this sub, but I got redirected from another sub and happened upon this. Being a guy that's overweight and actively taking steps (and succeeding) to lose weight, I felt like responding.

1. No shit. BMI is used as a baseline. If you look like Brock Lesner or Dwayne Johnson, you're not paying any attention to the BMI.


2. All? No, of course not. Nobody with a brain fails to acknowledge that there are several disorders and diseases that can cause obesity regardless of diet or activity level. However, it's reasonable to state that most obese people have poor diets and low activity levels.


3. Of course fat itself isn't unhealthy. Being obese is the symptom, not the illness. Excess body fat is simply a sign that you're leading an unhealthy lifestyle.


4. You're right, it doesn't. A lot of people simply don't give enough of a fuck to change anything. I know people that smoke, know it's unhealthy, and just don't care. There are smokers that have strong willpower, too. There's also a difference between being unable to quit an unhealthy habit and simply not wanting to.


5. Yeah, it is real. It's just as real as the negative impact of high obesity rates on the medical industry. Oh, and the poor hygiene thing? Yeah, well, they make ass wiping sticks for people that are so fat they can't wipe their own asses. I doubt those are as effective or as dexterous as the human hand wielding them.


6. There's a difference there, too. I don't shame people that are fat, I shame people that are fat by their own volition and act like it's not their fault. Look, if you're fat and you know why and don't care, good for you. It's your body. If you're fat and hate everyone that's not fat? Yeah, fuck you. The traffic flows both ways, bitch.


7. I'm not even sure this stereotype exists. Everyone over the age of twelve has heard the term "chubby chaser" once or twice.


8. No shit. See #4.


9. Context is everything. I'm pretty sure "Move your fat ass." is very much an insult directed at the size of the individual's posterior.

u/iamreeterskeeter · 15 pointsr/JUSTNOMIL

I suggest a butt wiper. I got one for my boss before he had surgery as a gag gift.

u/jane_divided · 10 pointsr/My600lbLife

A lot of people on the show have to ask their spouse/caretaker to wipe for them. Some obese people use extenders, but I think a lot of these people are past that point.

u/akatherder · 9 pointsr/wheredidthesodago

You're looking for this:

https://www.amazon.com/Fabrication-91021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY

You use your paper on it.

u/FriendVriendin · 8 pointsr/AskReddit

Wait... I'd imagine you'd still have to touch the Oreo while eating it even with the spoon. So like, the whole point of this product is that it's for people with fat hands that can't reach in the glass?

Wow. Disturbingly, this product reminds me of the toilet paper wand.

u/JehannePower · 8 pointsr/fatlogic

I once knew someone (with a normal BMI) who used one of these butt-wiping sticks after he had surgery:

http://www.amazon.com/Long-Reach-Comfort-Wipe-1/dp/B001G70QW8

His range of motion was limited, but he REALLY did not want another person helping.

One of the top-rated reviews on this product is from a guy who weighs 500 pounds, so it apparently also works for the morbidly obese.

u/cagesandalarms257 · 8 pointsr/4chan
u/ICanSayItHere · 8 pointsr/oversharing
u/ThrowGoToGo · 8 pointsr/fatpeoplehate

You're not joking, I found one. http://www.amazon.com/Living-XL-91021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY

Warning, Amazon link. Clicking this link may make Amazon think you are morbidly obese and change your product recommnedations to god knows what. Might actually be kind of funny. Beware.

u/omet · 7 pointsr/fatpeoplestories

Well if you do somehow get the urge to do some spleunking in those dank caverns, just be careful which folds you enter. That is, unless your hamplanet regularly uses her Long Reach Comfort Wipe!

u/ANewMachine615 · 6 pointsr/NoStupidQuestions

Regarding the bathroom questions: Some folks get cleaned by others. Other people use tools to extend their reach.

u/CrownedCaribou · 6 pointsr/milliondollarextreme

https://www.amazon.com/Hygienease-Technologies-091021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY

I was skeptical about buying this gadget but am now glad I bought it. My doctor put me on a medication that put alot of weight on me. I am now morbidly obese at almost 300 lbs. I went from being the best arse wipper to not even being able to reach my arse. I tried all kinds of funny maneuvers in an attempt to wipe myself and threw my back out in the process. lol 😂Thats when I finally broke down and bought this thing. My oh my, my only regret was that I didnt buy it sooner. It will even spread open the biggest arse cheeks in all of mankind! It also has a release button and comes with a private pouch. If you have a medical dissabilty or mobilty issue, or are just plain fat like me, this will work for you.

u/bleatingherd · 4 pointsr/Fitness

Probably with one of these.

u/90sTrapperKeeper · 4 pointsr/trashy

This dilemma awoke the sick curiousity within me. Apparently there are a lot of products to assist extremely overweight people and their toilet hygiene.



One product is called the "bottom buddy" which even comes with a convenient travel container. The reviews are rather sad but entertaining in a way. Here is a 1-star review left by someone: "Found this to be basically unuseable. Several attempts to use, eject, and then use again resulted in torn, dirty tissue and feces on the device itself. This may work for light cleaning, but I don't see how it can be useful for heavy duty clean ups."

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Edit: One Star Reviews for "Bottom Buddy"

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u/huntfishcamp · 4 pointsr/fatpeoplestories

I think they have to use toilet paper on a stick

u/IggyWon · 4 pointsr/AirForce

Dude, step your game up. Wooden spoons are sooooooo 25 years ago.

u/bigtoffee · 3 pointsr/TooAfraidToAsk

Would something like this do the trick?

u/DNPChemist · 3 pointsr/bodybuilding
u/BorneoJewel · 3 pointsr/Advice

Hmmm, Have you tried standing up and then wiping your butt? Or even buy that product where you can clamp a tissue at the end of a stick and then you can wipe your butt more comfortably.

I think this is the thing that does it:

https://www.amazon.com/Ableware-Self-Wipe-Bathroom-Toileting-641-2506-2000/dp/B000PGPPIG

u/barabrith · 2 pointsr/britishproblems
u/OohLongJohnson · 2 pointsr/pics

Luckily there's the "Bottom Buddy" by XL Living to take care of that. When you reach this point it's probably time to reevaluate your life.

u/Karmaflaj · 2 pointsr/funny

He just needs to repurpose a toilet aid extender, add some claws eg

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07CJ65BZB/ref=sspa_mw_detail_0?ie=UTF8&psc=1

u/grawsby · 2 pointsr/WTF

Bottom Buddy

Also the people who viewed this item also viewed a vibrator with a suction cup end, and a vibrating wand fleshlight holder. Nice.

u/plastic_thunder · 2 pointsr/unpopularopinion

Bottom Buddy wiping wand

u/LiminalHotdog · 2 pointsr/funny
u/Alcsaar · 2 pointsr/Advice

This reminds me of a story about a young male teen who broke both of his arms... ahem well no matter.

Basically...she's going to need help with everything requiring her hands. I broke just one wrist, I can't imagine how she functions with two broken wrists.

One thing I can suggest is if she doesn't own a good wardrobe of comfortable slip on/off pants (like baggy pajama pants basically) get her some. Fucking with buttons and zippers is not fun with a broken wrist.

There might even be some devices/tools you can get her to help be a little more self-sufficient, such as:
https://www.amazon.com/Maddak-Self-Wipe-Bathroom-Toileting-725062000/dp/B000PGPPIG#

u/DocRingeling · 2 pointsr/holdmyfries

> how does he wipe?!

Well...

u/teejaygreen · 2 pointsr/AskReddit

I've tried all of the brands, and Wet Ones Flushables are my favorite: http://www.amazon.com/Wet-Ones-Flushables-Personal-Cleansing/dp/B00006RZAT

We buy a couple cases off of buythecase.net and we're good for a long while.

My wife also carries a few of the individually wrapped ones in her purse at all times.

I have a whole commercial for these things that I tell people in person. Once you use wet wipes to wipe, regular toilet paper will piss you off.

u/KokorHekkus · 2 pointsr/AskReddit

Some resort to using things like this

u/dudebro_fistbump · 2 pointsr/reddit.com

I came here expecting to see this:
Link

u/mangopumpkin · 2 pointsr/fatlogic

Dude no. Please no.

If it's seriously physically impossible, for heaven's sake there are inventions for this: https://www.amazon.com/Hygienease-Technologies-091021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY

u/AustinTreeLover · 1 pointr/WTF

They actually make devices for this. I used to work with persons with disabilities and they make these plastic thingies (technical term) that hold the paper. I imagine someone like this might use a similar tool.

Example.

u/chitoiup · 1 pointr/WTF

Don't tell me you've never heard of Comfort Wipe! http://www.amazon.com/Jobar-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8

u/pornographicnihilism · 1 pointr/WTF

Maybe one of these is in her purse?

u/DiscoKittie · 1 pointr/CringeAnarchy
u/LezBeOwn · 1 pointr/keto

There are tons of adaptive devices to help with that. We order them for patients who have difficulty with ADL's, for whatever reason, all the time.

http://www.amazon.com/Living-XL-91021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY

I've also seen them look very much like kitchen tongs.

u/Chat-noir1337 · 1 pointr/trashy

Juvo Toilet Aid with Integrated Hygienic Caddy for Range of Motion Assistance, White/Blue (SATA1) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0151FP9AY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_2pvYBb893P3E5

u/jschubart · 1 pointr/politics

He's in luck! There is a wonderful product to help with his butt wiping needs.

u/annoyingrelative · 1 pointr/WTF

Use One of these [extenders] (http://www.amazon.com/IdeaWorks-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top/189-9367830-0286509)

Which reminded me of the best Extender story.

It is from a blogger . She removed it after getting loads of rude comments, mostly blaming Reddit They made fun of it regularly at /r/fatpeoplestories

> Morbid Obesity and Toilet Hygiene This post is not for the squeamish and/or faint-hearted. You have been warned.

>I'm going to share one of the worst, if not the worst, thing about being this obese -dealing with toilet hygiene. Or rather, the common lack thereof. The mechanics are that I just can't reach to wipe myself. Either fore or aft.

>I have a sponge on a stick that I use for wiping aft. Or rather, that my husband uses to wipe me. He is very laid back about it all, but it hurts and embarrasses me to have to have him take care of something so intimate and frankly, disgusting. When he is not at home, I can contort myself just enough to use it. One hand on the tub rim, the other holding the stick. I dig under my huge apron, brace my arm on the toilet rim and squirm a bit. It's not nearly as neat and hygienic as when hubby does it as I have to bring the dirty sponge forward past my fore and belly. There is no "front to back" wiping except when hubby does it.

>When I am out of the house, I simply have to do without wiping. We call it having "poopy butt." I can't use the sponge myself since there isn't a tub rim to brace myself on. And family unisex bathrooms are rare. Even if I could use the sponge alone while out, where would I rinse it? At home, I use the tub. I couldn't bear to rinse my sponge at a common bathroom sink and I'm not about to put the sponge in a Ziploc to rinse hours later. Ugh.

>I simply do without fore wipes. I don't want to use the sponge that wipes my aft to wipe my fore. So, I wear absorbent cotton underwear when I'm out and sit on a sheet on the couch at home. Only after a shower do I ever feel clean and my underwear is too awful to discuss. I've have a few urinary tract infections in the last couple of years and I get painfully raw at times.

>Why am I sharing something so intimate and private? Because sometimes I get the impression that people think that we morbidly obese people are unmotivated to lose weight. That we LIKE being this heavy and eating "all we want." This is the ugly side of living with super morbid obesity. It's not pretty and it's not fun and it's no way to live

u/Flowsephine · 1 pointr/AskReddit

This is how. Literally an extender stick so they can reach their ass.

Also, I've heard several obese people confess that they only poop at home and shower afterwards because of their inability to properly clean up any other way.

u/prestidigit8or · 1 pointr/AdviceAnimals
u/Feuchtbeule · 1 pointr/AskReddit

Fear not! In extreme cases this can be used!

Yikes...

u/always_creative · 1 pointr/funny

Prob uses a stick.

Otherwise known as an “adaptive toilet aid”
https://www.amazon.com/Foot-Dr-TM-4332455651-Comfort/dp/B075Z83WBF

u/SSnala · 1 pointr/OccupationalTherapy

I know I'm a little late but:

https://store.directsupply.com/Product/freedomwand-toilet-aid-4404296

I got a variation of this (very similar though) for a resident, but goal was for toileting. However, I noticed in the pamphlet that came with it that it could be used for other things, including holding a razor. It really did hold the toilet paper well, so I imagine it would be good for razor or other things as well. Since he may be able to use it for various activities, I would say this might be good?

It doesn't have a price on here, and I'm not quite sure how much it cost, but it wasn't ridiculous.

https://www.amazon.com/FreedomWand-Freedomwand%C2%AE-Head-Section/dp/B00TQ54UY2/ref=sr_1_4_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1473712672&sr=8-4&keywords=freedom+wand

^^ same company/brand, so maybe it's in that price range.

u/petedacook · 0 pointsr/WTF

There is this for those hard to reach places.

u/DontMentionLobsters · -6 pointsr/im14andthisisdeep

#2. Because nowadays there are a lot of obese people who have to use those toilet paper grabbers like in the picture. It is kind of sad.