For real


Edit: (found it)[6ft/72 Inch Latex Climb in Balloon(180cm), Blue https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0721PGL1R/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_UUdVAbJRCHN4E]

Next time you order from Amazon, you can add 144 umbrellas for $4.

We had leftover steak from a parrilla, so we brought it home, chopped it all up and made tacos. You can make my cheese shell microtacos in the same muffin top pan you use to make my cheesebuns. It makes 6 slightly bigger tacos instead of the 12 tiny ones with the whoopie pie pan.

For the cheese shells we used the Cheddar & Asadero blend from Kraft which is our favorite because they add taco seasoning to the cheese.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BxvUEpcnZ4D/?igshid=80b9ntxh5fbp
Additional photos.

MICROTACOS

Ingredients
1 cup shredded cheese (we use this taco blend)
½ lb ground beef (or steak, chicken, etc.)
Chopped onion and seasoning to taste
Optional: guacamole and sour cream

Directions

1. Preheat oven to 350°F.
   
2. Fill bottom of whoopie pie pan (or muffin top pan) cavities with shredded cheese.
   
3. Meanwhile brown ground beef, onions and seasonings.
   
4. Bake cheese for 4 minutes (the cheese will be soft and bubbly, but will firm enough to close the tacos over the filling).
   
5. Add ≈1 tsp of meat onto one half of the melted cheese. Gently fold the cheese over the ground beef side to close. Repeat.
   
6. Bake 15 minutes to re-melt the cheese and solidify the taco shape.
   
7. Fill with guacamole and sour cream before serving.

Hand jello packets to pledges? How fucking hard is it?

Does it taste good?

What do you think?

Is it sticky?

What the fuck do you think?

How do we make that shit in bulk?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+make+Jello+in+bulk%3F

https://www.amazon.com/Bulk-Jello-Wrestling-Supply-Refrigeration/dp/B00M56XLJE

It's literally the first thing that popped up

I got you a 10 pack fam
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07FZX3GLX/ref=sspa_mw_detail_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1

They make streamers that stay stuck to the tube! Could you have your bridal party do that for a similar effect?

here’s an example

Or these, https://www.amazon.in/Unique-Count-Umbrella-Toothpicks-Assorted/dp/B00KKN8G6W

Dear god I've never heard of anyone bonging coffee before. Reminds me of when my friend wanted to test out his flamingo beer bong before we brought it on a trip so he bonged a soda in it. We were all like "why didn't you just use water lol".

6ft/72 Inch Latex Climb in Balloon(180cm), Orange

I always recommend these to couples who can’t do sparklers:

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https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-1006-932-Pop-Streamers-pack/dp/B002BSHDKE/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1533151934&sr=8-2&keywords=pop+streamers

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The streamers stay attached to the popper so they don’t make a mess!

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At the end of this teaser you can see them being used inside a hotel hallway:

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https://instagram.com/p/BiKl7R3jsyl/

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For starters, this is a horrible idea that won't end well for anyone. Ignoring that, lets make some dreams happen.

>Does it taste good?

Sure, it's fuckin Jello. So long as it's all fully mixed, it'll taste like Jello when the wrestling starts. By the time wrestling is over it will probably taste like floor, feet, and taint.

>Is it sticky?

The Jello secret recipe is Sugar, Gelatin, and Flavor. Of course it's going to be sticky. When you wrestle around in this shit it's going to get EVERYWHERE. If you don't hose down the party IMMEDIATELY after the wrestling that shit will stick and stain to everything like epoxy.

Host the event outside on a not-hot day for easiest cleanup. I hear dirt flavor can really offset the vinegar flavor of taint.

>How do we make that shit in bulk?

First, we need to understand how much "bulk" you actually need. For any decent wrestling action you're going to need at least a 6' diameter kiddie pool with at least 6'' of jello in it. Doing some basic math, that means you need at least 15 cubic feet of Jello for the first batch, or 125 gallons, or 25 5-gallon buckets.

If you're hosting more than a couple matches you'll need to refill it completely at least once, so you may as well double these numbers. The real challenge won't be finding the buckets, it'll be finding 15-30 cubic feet of available refrigerator space for a couple of days.

BTW, I'm pretty sure filling a big refrigerator with mostly-boiling water is going to fuck with any food in there, so it should probably be completely empty while the jello is curing. Also, don't use the freezer. Whatever bulk containers you're using will have enough thermal mass to just freeze on the outside and stay runny on the inside. Don't freeze jello, this fucks everything even more.

As for actually procuring the 750lbs of jello powder you're going to need, talk to your food distributor. Probably US Foods or Sysco. Ask for bulk sizes of jello, ask if there's anything on sale. Hell, tell him exactly what it's for and he'll probably hook you up with a decent solution. Or Buy a couple packs of this shit.


All told, this party will probably run you ~$500 assuming you have "Free" access to kitchens, water, and refrigerator space.

I'll assume you have access to a semi-commercial kitchen complete with floor-stand mixer. Get some big pots, boil water, mix shit, and pour it into your containers. Make sure it's fully dissolved or you're just going to fuck everything. For the mercy of your fridge wait for them to come back to room temperature before filling it up. Given the bulk, I would give your jello a full 12-hrs of curing time, if not a day.

After that, all you have to do is just fill a kiddie pool full of your new jello, get to wrestling, and enjoy the show. I'm sure the regrets won't kick in for a couple of hours.

Link for anyone. $130 for pool and jello.

So you're looking specifically for a "muffin top pan"? If that's the case you're likely not going to find anything in a commercial grade pan. I'd probably go with either the Wilton or a Norpro. Both are decent brands for home cooks.

https://www.amazon.com/Latex-Climb-Balloon-180cm-Orange/dp/B0721PGL1R?th=1&psc=1

https://smile.amazon.com/10-Pack-Bonus-Satisfaction-Guarantee/dp/B07FZX3GLX/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=baby+trump+balloon&qid=1556039168&s=gateway&sr=8-1

I love it for holiday baking. Seriously, I have this ridiculous cranberry eggnog cupcake recipe. It's absurdly bomb. But to drink?! Ugh! Gross. I can't drink thick, creamy stuff. The thought of drinking one of those liquid yogurt things makes me want to vomit, actually. Like, drinking stuff should be watery. If they made eggnog into some kind of custard dessert, I'm sure I would like it, however. Exception is milk shakes, of course.

Here's the eggnog-cranberry cupcake recipe! These are sooo good. I make them in mini-muffin pans, using gold foil liners, and decorate with a smattering of gold star sprinkles. It's a very classy Christmas/Holiday fête offering.

But keep that mess out of cups.

Dick straws:

https://www.amazon.com/Party-Pecker-Straws-10pk-Colors/dp/B000XKMTYW

http://www.amazon.com/Party-Pecker-Straws-10pk-Colors/dp/B000XKMTYW

Yup!!! Amazon too! linky link

What about new water bottles

https://www.amazon.com/Latex-Climb-Balloon-180cm-Orange/dp/B071GQC8JQ?th=1

Zombie Flamingooooooo!!!

This is the recommended apparatus. Dick Bottle

Let me make it easy for you.

Cards Against Humanity: 2000S Nostalgia Pack https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07XZYV61X/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_b6yWDb5GJDCRJ

Cards Against Humanity: Ass Pack https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07XZYW9J7/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_v6yWDbWYNR5QT

Here's a 144-pack of 4" umbrellas for $4.60.

http://www.amazon.com/Jacobson-Hat-Company-Red-Fez/dp/B001FWGS9O/

[pink flamingo beer bong!] (https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B008BBCRO2/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1474477467&sr=8-4&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=beer+bong&dpPl=1&dpID=31MfjCQfBDL&ref=plSrch) Happy early birthday! :)

My friend did her wedding on a Louisiana lake in June and had her guests under oak trees. She had these just in case it would be hot. Luckily the lake had a nice breeze and it wasn't too sunny. Having your guests sit under the oaks would probably help, especially if you had some fans (handheld or electric), but it would be important to know what time of day the wedding would be. If it's high noon, definitely wouldn't be okay. If it's later in the afternoon when it usually starts cooling down, then I think 20-30 minutes would be manageable. I grew up in that area and while Louisiana is stupid hot, the afternoons in the summer are usually very nice. I would also have a contingency plan just in case it's too hot and you could move it indoors for the ceremony. I looked into Nottoway for a minute, and I'm pretty sure they had an indoor option!

If your wedding dress code is on the dressier side, I think it would be considerate to send an email/text etc. letting them know to dress for the heat and not worry too much about the dress code.

Is your ceremony outdoors? Hand fans for sure - these are pretty!

How about pop out streamers that remain attached (so all the clean up with be is just throwing the whole thing out since the streamers are attached)? Like these from Amazon, check out the pics

They weren't coming up in a search for me, but they were on the CAH "brand" page or whatever it is called.

https://www.amazon.com/Cards-Against-Humanity-2000S-Nostalgia/dp/B07XZYV61X/

https://www.amazon.com/Cards-Against-Humanity-Ass-Pack/dp/B07XZYW9J7/

Since I just bought my first "home" (a little condo), I've got a lot of that stuff on my "Dreaming of a Home" wishlist, so I picked one.
Of COURSE I don't need a Zombie Flamingo, who needs a zombie flamingo? I just want one. I'll strap him to my balcony or stick him in a plant inside. :)

Random fact: I hate showers. something about the water hitting my body. baths are good, sometimes I'll take a shower anyway just because it's quicker, but...hate showers. :/

Monster Squad , Lady in White , Labyrinth

Amazon Link

Halloween is my favorite!

I get super excited way before the season even stars and go into withdrawal when it's over lol

This.

Here you go. Buy 400 of these guys

It wasn't so much about being lazy, but getting a recommendation.

However, the lmgtfy link did make me realize it streamers I was looking for:

https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-1006-932-Pop-Streamers-pack/dp/B002BSHDKE

A fez! I decided my niece needs a fez. She loves hats and she has quite a collection. Here's a random picture of her having fun wearing my cap and gown from graduation. My other niece is holding her. <3

Inflatable Party Sheep!

I use Ultra Pro hinged cases to store my Dominion kingdoms

http://www.amazon.com/penis-straws/dp/B000XKMTYW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1269825102&sr=8-2

Penis straws

These fans are what I use to give out (because they're cheap)
Dxhycc Sandalwood Fan (Set of 48... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001PNGUHS?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

But if you want a fan for yourself, I suggest these large fans
TrendBox Chinese Traditional... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01D4CTODY?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

Or this really amazing electric fan
dizauL Portable Fan, Mini USB... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01DW1TQU8?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

I got you - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003NT5KRI/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_ojXqub1A0YHN9

Is there any cheese or other condiment in these? They look great. When I meal prep breakfast sandwiches, I use this for the eggs: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0001LQNG8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_G-CqzbK3203Z3

https://www.amazon.com/Pink-Flamingo-Bird-Beer-Bong/dp/B008BBCRO2/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?crid=314XGOGSTWFW8&keywords=flambongo&qid=1554955562&s=gateway&sprefix=flambango&sr=8-2

An actual gift from a sharks fan to a Knights fan.

Looks like Amazon has them... 6ft/72 Inch Latex Climb in Balloon(180cm), Orange https://amazon.com/dp/B071GQC8JQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_TTM4CbAETWVYW

Now you can get a [2' version](10 pack bonus - angry baby trump foil balloons | 24 inches | perfect for parties | gag gifts | 100% satisfaction guarantee https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FZX3GLX/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_FXuaCb148DK53)of the balloon on Amazon. They were all over our local Protect Mueller protest. Really made it festive.

Since Halloween isn't big there, maybe Australia needs some decorations to get in the spirit?

During Game of Thrones season, I have the banners of House Stark, Targaryen, Lannister and Baratheon.

These ones: https://www.amazon.com/Game-Thrones-Targaryen-Family-Banner/dp/B00JLHH2M2/ref=pd_lpo_21_lp_img_3?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=9J3BA29V34F2QRR6T169

$12.12, but it's a fez and fezzes are cool!

Why not both? Edit: I done goofed with the formatting

Climb in balloon!!

I think the [Dick bottle] (https://www.amazon.com/Big-Dicky-Chug-Sports-Bottle/dp/B015RYJ6L2) u/IF_Then_What posted would be perfect for this!

Ultra pro makes them in various sizes. Pretty common to receive shipments in them - I think card kingdom occasionally uses them, for instance. They're ok for shipping, but a bit fiddly for storage, imo, and I would rather have things sorted in boxes or deck boxes.

2Spooky4You

Spooky dish towels

Spooky (yet cute) zombie salt shakers

More spooky vampire salt shakers

This silly bathroom banner

Happy Halloween!

You need this

Halloween! I love it so very much.

skelemingo

WTF Inflatable Party Sheep New: $17.99, used: $999.00 (??)

We're using these - https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-1006-932-Pop-Streamers-pack/dp/B002BSHDKE Mainly because we can't leave anything on the ground in the park. We tried one out and it's awesome!

You need these straws: https://www.amazon.com/Party-Pecker-Straws-10pk-Colors/dp/B000XKMTYW

Just to go off on a tangent, on the amazon page in the:

> Customers who viewed this item also viewed

section there were links for:

http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=pd_sbs_gf_1/102-5226255-4148151

and:

http://www.amazon.com/Relaxman-Relaxation-Capsule/dp/B0006MWV86/ref=pd_sbs_gf_4_img/102-5226255-4148151

and for the relaxation capsule there is/was:

http://www.amazon.com/Inflatable-Party-Sheep-Loftus-International/dp/B00064NZ0M/ref=pd_sbs_misc_2/102-5226255-4148151

and just to complete the quartet of weird on the sheep page there was:

http://www.amazon.com/Knitting-Dog-Hair-Better-Sweater/dp/0312152906/ref=pd_sbs_misc_5_img/102-5226255-4148151

Maybe you would prefer a rainbow of flavors

Also,
Gummy boobs

Party Pecker Straws

I did a similar bachelor party (not in Lake Placid) but on a lake and we rented out a Pontoon boat for the day and stocked that thing with beer and burgers for the day and just drank our faces off on the boat. Pretty awesome. I recommend bringing gimmick-y drinking items to encourage the drinking such as but not limited to:

https://www.amazon.com/Pink-Flamingo-Bird-Beer-Bong/dp/B008BBCRO2

Golfing would also be a good activity.

How about passing out thousands of little baby Trump balloons?

https://www.amazon.com/Calhoun-Thrones-House-Banner-Martell/dp/B00JLHH2M2/ref=sr_1_2_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1536340206&sr=8-2-spons&keywords=game%2Bof%2Bthrones%2Bhouse%2Bbanner&smid=A175FMQZM2DRQP&th=1

Try this mixed into any sparkling drink.

link

> And fwiw, I have shipped P9 (not a lotus) in a toploader + bubble mailer, because it suffices.

You're either lying, or a fool.

EDIT: This is how you ship cards - https://www.amazon.com/Ultra-Pro-Hinged-Card-Storage/dp/B001PLDR6M . Tape it shut + a bubble mailer.