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Reminds me of one of the funniest things I've ever read. The amazon reviews for 'Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200mL'.


"DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't..."

Link to reviews here.

I always enjoy reading the Veet for Men reviews

This is, for me, the finest Amazon review ever. It's quite British.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/reviews/B000KKNQBK?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0

https://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Read the top review.

If I pasted it right, should be about hair removal veet on a dudes balls

Also- you’re going to laugh a lot. So make sure you’re not drinking anything.

It is totally a thing! Just check out these awesome reviews !!

Veet for men. Works really well.

Makes sure you test it on less sensitive areas before going near your arse or bell-end.

It takes about 5 minutes for the hair to disolve off and then you just scrape it off and hop in the shower. The feeling is amazing.

I recommend using a small mirror to ensure you don't napalm your arsehole. I got a little bit too close and there was an unpleasant sensation for about 10 seconds.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00KX3PF22/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Personally, I think the top review for Veet for Men was way funnier than any of the ones on this list.

I first heard "meat and two veg" in this Amazon review of veet hair removal cream for men

> After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
>
> I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen.
>
> I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.
>
> Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me.
>
> The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.
>
> This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
>
> The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ".
>
> Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...:)

The other two hilarious reviews are for Veet men's hair remover cream and the 72 pack of kleenex written by the mother of teen boys.

Veet

kleenex

That's a good review.

My favourite?

VEET FOR MEN!

https://www.amazon.com/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_cmps_btm?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews

Guys for the sake of your balls use Nads.

This reminds me of the 'Veet' for men hair removal cream comments here

Not related but another hilarious amazon review... https://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Real talk, this shit saved my fucking life. No razors, no shaving machines, no knives. Just rub and wait. It's fucking magic. But if you buy it, make sure to try it on a less sensitive area, like a small bit on your arm, to make sure it doesn't burn you or some shit idk.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

This will change your life. Guaranteed. Just take 10 minutes to read this, PLEASE

I have to disagree, though this is from amazon.co.uk

Veet hair removal cream

Stop shaving, there's a better way

Missing the Veet for Men UK reviews.

PAINLESS????
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Like this: (Might not be entirely work safe. Depends how uptight they are about descriptions of putting hair remover on genitals)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

it's pretty green

hahahaha some of those are absolute comedy gold!! thanks man. Link is here for anyone interested - one guy even writes a poem about it!! Also good luck in the African desert, whatever it is you are doing!

edit: link

Hair removal cream (see top review)

See here.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Here's another point of view.

this was the first thing that came to my mind

Balls.

http://www.amazon.com/Bare-Pair-Double-Team-Kombo/dp/B0073YKJHK/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=undefined&sr=1-1&keywords=balls+hair+removal

You just rinse but don't use it on the ACTUAL bits. Since you are using a chemical to dissolve the hair you do need to be careful.

Since the anus, and especially your actual genital skin, is rather sensitive you want to not hurt your self. Spread the nair in a thin is layer across the hair you wish to remove. Though the backdoor is a bit more resilient and it wont be bad if you get a little on the old rusty sheriffs badge . So it's more the front bits to worry about. As long as you are careful and follow the instructions exactly it's all good! :)

EDIT: Make sure to either buy an applicator or get some nitrile gloves to protect your hands. Also I have heard you can use it on your actual junk if you get the sensitive areas stuff, just don't leave it on for longer than instructed.

Also IF you can trim the hair first it helps as it makes the Nair not have to eat through so much hair.

Men's Nair

Applicator

NitrileGloves

Your other options are if you look like Robin Williams chest...like I do are:

A Norelco Bodygroom Electric Razer

Electrolysis

Waxing / Sugaring

Sounds like being a woman...

Seriously though, have you tried Veet? It's a hair removal cream - no waxing pain, and lasts longer than shaving. There's even a men's version if you have issues with pink things.

A word of warning though: test it on your skin before using it! If you're going to react, best you find out before covering your whole body. Also, I recommend you learn to exfoliate of you're going to remove hair (by any means), or the regrowth could be hell.

An oldie, but a goodie: Veet for Men.

A Chappell’s review tho

Let's not forget Veet:

http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=dp_db_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

> Naired my junk.

Oh man, you reminded of the customer reviews for Veet Hair Removal Gel Cream.

I agree with the commenter below with the witch hazel right after you exfoliate, then follow with your anti bump product. I use and recommend one called Bikini Zone. Pretty inexpensive at the drugstore, and works well. I usually tell my clients to apply 2-3x a day for the first few days post wax depending on how prone they are to ingrowns.

Here's a link: https://www.amazon.com/Bikini-Zone-Medicated-Creme-Area/dp/B001G7PZWY

If you can't find bikini zone, the salon/spa you are going to usually has a product they will recommend as there are tons of great ones out there right now.

Reminds me of this. Read [the reviews] (Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_-CMCub0M0SH6P) and you'll know you've got of lightly...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_lmf_tit_12 - Read the reviews, relevant.

Relevant if you read the reviews...

Old link I know, but still recommend Veet for men

Source:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_viewopt_srt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=helpful&pageNumber=1

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

Od ovoga bjezi kao djavo od krsta

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Relevant Amazon hair-removal cream reviews

Philips Norelco Bodygroom.

Nad's.

All you need.

Or Veet for men it. I heard it works.

Obligatory

For those who don't know.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Spray-on Veet for 7 minutes all over except balls, which are only 6 minutes. Apply dry deodorant stick afterwards to prevent red bumps. Best method ever, imo. If stubble is left, do it again the next day.

Here's for the first question:

This. Works wonders, just be careful to avoid the butthole if you're going deep.

I If you enjoyed this, please have more:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/dp/B00KX3PF22#customerReviews

Use Magic shave for facial hair removal. I use to use it a lot because my hair is too coarse and thick to shave with a normal razor without getting a wicked rash and ingrown hairs. Now, I just use Andis clippers to shave instead. http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000142OUY

Edit: also, start off with the Mild, if you do try it and always follow the directions

Reviews like these might make you think twice about applying these chemicals to your delicate rosebud.

Estas reviews de un gel depilador son imperdibles. Hombres que lo usaron para acicalarse las partes nobles te dejan su experiencia.

Nicely said. If you like this prose, the UK Amazon reviews of Veet for Men are right up your alley.

I don't know, I recently trimmed and felt alot more.... friction down there after wiping and walking etc, especially when it's warm. I do not envy the man who veet-ed his butt crack, it burns my back let alone putting it anywhere else! These reviews are funny.

The funniest thing I've read lately are about the first 20 reviews. I had a rough week last week and this helped me stop bawling like a child. Here's hoping things get less crazy for you
Ok you MUST open them up and read the full reviews
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_pr_redirect_aw

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK
I'm just gonna leave this here....LOL read the reviews...they brought tears to my eyes

You can try this GiGi Slow Grow Hair Inhibitor Lotion with Argan Oil - Hair Regrowth Minimizer, 8 oz https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000PO59FM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_oSlNDbB0BEVE8 and there was this post https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/d9ksvz/shaving_pro_tip/

5 years ago I went on a lads holiday, a friend recommend hair removal cream.

And i haven't looked back, apply a coat, sit on the bog for ten minutes then jump in the shower. The hair comes straight off. You'll feel so much cleaner and more comfortable.

Thank me later

disclaimer i am not a medical professional and am not making general advice but this works for me

Balls

Always use a new razor. I also use Nair Men - Hair Removal Body Cream.
https://www.amazon.com/Nair-Hair-Removal-Cream-13/dp/B00HZ24I18/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1498863903&sr=8-1&keywords=nair+for+men

This is from the famous Veet for Men Amazon.co.uk reviews. The new ones aren't much fun. Read that classics from 2014 to 2016.

I can shave my legs maybe once a week. Any more than that I get ingrown hairs. None of the prevention tips have ever worked for me. I don’t even attempt to shave my bikini line. Ingrowns there are a nightmare.

Magic cream shave (a depilatory cream for black men) is what I had been using for my bikini line. Sometimes my legs also. But it is messy and smelly.

More recently I bought Panasonic electric shaver and veet trimmer for my bikini line. Complete game changer! It doesn’t give you as close of a shave but I can shave every day...no ingrowns.

let us not forget VEET for Men

There is Veet for Men on the market as well.

The amazon reviews are hilarious

http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1418750804&sr=8-1&keywords=veets+for+men

This is for male hair removal cream..... no words.... the comments....

Reading all the comments for Veet for Men on Amazon. Seriously, the first few are quite funny, there are a few bland ones and there are some absolutely hilarious ones. I couldn't talk I was laughing so hard.

Andrew tried it

Read the reviews for this shit. (If you would prefer to have it all gone.)

If you're super duper hairy, use scissors first, then shave, or just use scissors, if you don't want it all off.

You can probably warm them right back up with some Veet if the cold is bothering you.

You might want to consider Veet for Men:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

These people do:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

***** DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS

> I've thought about using Nair but it says not to use if on genitals.

Dude, read these first!

If you're ever in need of a cheap laugh, read some of the reviews from customers for this product on Amazon.

are you the OP of this review?

http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_pr_btm_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0

Might be this:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

If you were a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules, you'd have a different favourite

I know this is a month old, but I feel you need to understand, that shit burns and it doesn't forgive.
Proof: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/cr/B000KKNQBK/ref=mw_dp_cr

Had to think of this: ;-)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Personally I still find a normal razor blade from Gillette or Wilkinson the best (after trimming), as I hate the idea of moving parts/blades down there. But if you've made up your mind already, then you might be better off checking out some of the women's products that are not all pink in color.

Could be relevant...

http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

I thought you were linking to this:
http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

"Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now." & others.

ItBurns!

Read the reviews before attempting to use this product;
www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Veet applied directly to bollocks.

If you havent already some reviews for this stuff on Amazon are hilarious.

http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

it's veet, but you get the idea lol.

Hi there! Gonna ask you a few simple questions to gauge exactly what would best fit you!

• What is your routine with foundation as of right now?
  
• What type of skin do you have? Oily? Dry? Combo?
  
• Are you fair skilled? Darker skinned?
  
• What finish would you be going for? Matte? Dewy?
  
• Do you want/ need something full coverage or just something to even out your skin tone?
  
  
  As for lighting, purchasing a lighted vanity mirror will do wonders!
  
  Examples:
  
  Mirror 1
  
  Mirror 2

You should check out these then! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001FS0HAY/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_xAnDub03AZDS6

Add-on item because my legs look like a darn forest.


"I mean, ...I don't know, fly casual was what he said to me." - I said to my friend.

She said, "Well, your zipper is down and I can see your ninja underwear."

CRAP!

I hope that was witty enough. :D

my craziest fetish is... a secret that i've told very few people. PM me if you must know. ;o

HA... NSFW.

Oooh, I've had some success with Nads For Men

Here you go! Glad I could help!

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Nads-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/dp/B003JFJF5E

I use this: http://www.amazon.com/Nads-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B003JFJF5E

 

Saw a yt video of a guy saying that it didn't burn your skin, not even in the private parts and tried it out for myself. As long as you don't go over the 10min limit you're good.

 

The only problem i'm experiencing with it is that it doesn't quite work on the hairs on my sack, dunno why, all the rest is smooth soft heavenly peach :).

Nad's for Men Hair Removal Cream, 6.8 oz. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003JFJF5E/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_P7ZrzbGBJDSJ5

Friend.

You need to use this. I am not paid for this product endorsement. It just fucking works. No irritation, no nothing. Apply, wait 10 minutes, shower with a loofa, be hairless for like 2 weeks. Boom.

Nad's For Men Hair Removal Cream, 6.8 oz. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003JFJF5E/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_UNGaBb4BCD3D8

I had issues with shaving. Tried all kinds of hugs - women's razors, oil instead of shaving cream, exfoliate before. I just never was that happy. Then I started using Nads . Much happier.

This is what I currently use

Nair Men Hair Removal Cream - 13 oz https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HZ24I18/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awd_yj4EwbDHAD6BP

I'm new to DE razors so I honestly I couldn't tell you what the actual model or brand is. Italian Barber called it their RazoRock Quick-Change DE model, however no branding is on the razor itself... Reverse image searching leads to offers for the exact same razor through Amazon but under the names of Oldcastle and JTrim, so I suspect it's a rebranded model of some kind, but I could be wrong.

Nevertheless, I'm pleased with the purchase but I'll probably upgrade to a Merkur 34C or something similar once I have a little more cash in my pocket.

I'm new, and it's time to buy my first double-edged razor. I like nice things that last for many years (honestly, I'm expecting decades out of a product like this), and my budget is <$50. Will I enjoy this one?

https://www.amazon.com/Oldcastle-Double-Butterfly-Safety-Mechanism/dp/B01CDZPRCK/

It's a depilatory cream originally created for African american males, for coarse hair prone to ingrowns... so it works well. I like the premixed cream. It's also quite inexpensive

http://www.amazon.com/Magic-Shave-Cream-Mild-6/dp/B000142OUY/ref=pd_sim_hpc_1

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_jlKHyb4N9AWWD

Happy almost Birthday!

These reviews are always hilarious!

DIRTY THIRTY.

Thank you for the contest. :)

Some more reviews on here too: http://smile.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK?sa-no-redirect=1#customerReviews

Veet for men review

... Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. ..

define "normal".

It's not too crazy uncommon, to the point that laser companies are advertising about it. :-)

Let me know how it goes if you do decide to do something about it.

Just DON'T USE NAIR or anything like that.

http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1414122228&sr=8-1&keywords=veet+men#customerReviews if you don't believe me.


steve

Love the reviews. The ones on Veet are just as good, if not better.

Here's the link:
http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_3?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1414265202&sr=1-3&keywords=veet

You are in the same situation as me, Im not on hormones and i have thick long body hair, doing the same as you currently too, trying to find the best way to remove the hair.

Epilators are sometimes called "Electric Waxers" from what ive seen, but basically anywhere you can wax, you can epilate (So yes, all the places you said it should work).

Razors annoy me too, so ive been looking into other ways of removing it too. I just got some Nair today to try, but i was actually looking for Veet hair removal, as they have a special one designed for men, but i couldn't find it in the stores (But i found Nair, and it was half price so yay!)

Have you tried using off the shelf wax strips? they can be costly depending on what brand, i got Boots own ones for £2.94 (Again, half price sale though) yesterday, 20 re-usable strips (To an extent.. i was using them on very hair legs, it took 1 pack and 1/4 to do 90% of my legs). Worked very easily, you just rub them between your hands to warm them up and fold them back over and rub again between uses.

I haven't tried doing my chest yet however as since i may be getting hormones next month depending on how things go, i might get a full wax professionally to get rid of all the chest hair and back hair (As it is very long and thick) so it is easier for me to manage later.

http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_5?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1376271714&sr=1-5&keywords=veet

Read the customer reviews from A. Chappell. and Randy Amarus

Oh, so you've read the reviews for Veet, right? http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk

Next time go for Veet for Men instead. The Amazon reviews seem to suggest it should be fine for your needs.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Reminds me of this hilariously unfortunate product review by A. Chappell. link here

Ooooooohhh no! I forgot the most important part! Don't use it on your private area! I make sure it does not get on there, my nipples and I even avoid my underarms. If you want to read something hilarious, read this Amazon review from a guy that made that mistake. I was dying when I read it! Here it is, the 2nd one from the top:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Men's hair removal (aka nair/veet)

Some of them had me cringing... some laughing...

DIRTY THIRTY

There's an Amazon listing for a similar product which has lots of helpful reviews to let you decide :

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK&ved=0ahUKEwiB0d_phf7NAhUqBMAKHXV3Bg4QFggbMAA&usg=AFQjCNHO3L-RNvScdrA72B6Un51OuQ9dJg

Read the rest of the reviews! The "Funting" review had me in tears on the couch. Couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0

Read the first two reviews:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Although it's sold for men, you might consider VEET next time. Just read the reviews, particularlly A. Chappell's http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Here you go. So many five star reviews!

Also it's not true that waxing isn't possible for scrotum hair.

I'll just leave this here for everyone thinking about a hair removal creme
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/cr/B000KKNQBK/ref=mw_dp_cr

Relevant

Do not put on knob and bollocks

Edit: on

sounds vaguely familiar.... http://www.amazon.com/ss/customer-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=?_encoding=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0

>I think the best way to remove pubic hair is using a hair removal cream

Really?

I guess you'd better read the reviews of Veet hair removal cream.

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See the first one on the left.

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https://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK?pageNumber=9

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https://motleynews.net/2013/01/04/the-best-amazon-review-ever-seriously-well-at-least-one-of-the-best/

I recommend Veet.

Relevant

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

i almost replied with the link myself..

Not sure is there a UK version of this but this one is the best of all: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/cr/B000KKNQBK/ref=aw_d_cr_drugstore?qid=1345160397&sr=8-4

DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS!

This might provide some help.

Relevant: http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Here is my favorite. Makes me giggle out loud every time I read it.

Veet for Men

An oldie but a goodie https://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Read the reviews to this.

Reminds me of Veet Hair Removal for Men.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

You're pure evil you know that...

Link to all reviews here, some are much funnier

Do yourself a favor - read the reviews for "Veet for Men"

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_helpful?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0

I can understand why they wouldn't include these reviews, but they're some of my favorites.

veet for men

Not Veet for Men?

Well ya, If you Haven't seen Veet -- the Men Hair Removal Gel Creme (from hell) . . .

I'm pretty sure David Thorne is the one writing them. Also check out the reviews for Veet hair removal cream for men reviews.

I thought it was him when I read them and they reminded me of his style. Then I read this piece by him that actually mentions the hair removal bit.

Here's a link to the entire page

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...:)

I've posted previously about a cream I use that has been slowing down the hair growth.. Gigi Slow Grow Lotion with Argan Oil, 8 Ounce. It doesn't get rid of all the hair, you still have to pluck, but it just slows down the rate at which it grows.

My affirmation of when I feel loved is when me and the boyf just get all tangled up and lie together, doing our own thing. I'll often fall asleep with my face nuzzled into his armpit while he reads a book, or we'll just have a little nap together or something. He'll do little things like just stroke the back of my neck with his free hand or give me a little peck on the shoulder or whatever. It's just lying there in those little moments, when you can feel it, that's when I feel the most loved up. Or when he lovingly refers to me as 'fuckface' lol :)

I think this is under $10, depending on the exchange rate! I had one and it was amazing but I forgot to wash it up and the plunger went mouldy. I'd be sooooooo grateful for a replacement! this is under $15.

Thanks for the lovely contest! <3

Which one exactly do you use, if you don't want it to burn? Do you mean this one?

Thank you in advance!

Is your skin usually sensitive to creams and products, or mainly just mechanical agitation like shaving/waxing sugaring? A good alternative to removing hair from the top of your vagina (NOT your lips) would be Nair bikini cream. Chemically removing hair always leaves you softer than shaving, because it doesn't cut the hairs like a trimmer or razor does. Cutting hairs leaves a blunt sharp end on the hairs that causes the stubbly feeling. I would try a patch test with the nair on say your arm to make sure you don't have a reaction to it first. If you do try it down there, again only use it on the top of your vagina on your public bone, stick to the trimmer for the outer labia.

I use this but the bottle is larger.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000WOU38S?cache=3f7cd3345a407bf3ac308966bb034ccd&pi=SY200_QL40&qid=1405799806&sr=8-1#ref=mp_s_a_1_1

Bikini Zone? I apply it right after and then twice daily thereafter. If I'm strict about it, 0 ingrown hairs. Good luck! Smells slightly strange at first but I'm told it goes away (ahem). I don't know to deal with the old ones though, just know how to prevent new outbreaks..

I read this last week. In short, you could try using Veet Sensitive. As with any product, test a tiny area before proceeding. Good luck!

https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B001RYSHTY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_c_y4iNAbRNCV3JN

I don't know about the safety part, but most hair removal items do not work for me. I do NOT have blonde baby fine hair so I've always assumed that was the issue. This is the only cream that has ever worked on any part of my body and it is usually highly recommended here. For whatever reason it only works on certain parts of my body. It does not work on my legs or armpits at all.

you can try using Veet, cream based hair removal, very easy to use, and leaves a much better smooth surface

http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Remover-Cream-Essential-13-50/dp/B003EA24MK/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1427282323&sr=8-4&keywords=veet

Here’s a link to the powder I’ve used most often. Scroll down and you’ll see the newer creams. I think they’re the same thing as the powder, just pre-mixed and stabilized, I’ve used the cream lately. Works the same, bit easier since you don’t have to mix it up with water.

Don’t let it throw you that they say “for African American men” lol, I think black people must have skin more sensitive to razors or something. Oh and it smells pretty bad, but you shower after anyway.

I've never tried Magic Blue depilatory powder, but it's the closest thing to DIY Nair that I'd consider using.

@OP. Use this stuff: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Nads-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/dp/B003JFJF5E/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1519005359&sr=8-1&keywords=nads+hair+remover
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2 tips tho.
Apply with those disposable gloves. The ones you get 50 for £1 for. Cheap rubbish... but protects your hands.
Tip 2: After you see great pain free results on your legs and body... DO NOT apply to a unibrow if you have one. Some silly bitch did. I was that silly bitch. Scabbed it up for a week.
This stuff is fine for bodys tho.
Just apply it.. .leave it for 5 or 6 mins... then run down FIRM with a wet shammy. The hair all... disappears. Love this product whilst I await to get my laser booked in.

I use this stuff to get rid of my body hair. You just rub it on, wait, and then the hair comes off when you pull on it.

Nad's for Men Hair Removal Cream, 6.8 oz. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003JFJF5E/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_MCNwzbBW06KBW

Nad's For Men Hair Removal Cream, 200 ml https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B003JFJF5E/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_XkvJBb5SQ1Q6K

Thank me later :)

Edit: Don't apply it on the day of

You should try this stuff wife got it for my bait an tackle for vasectomy and tried it because nair crisps her lady parts to.Nads

I'll just leave this here:

Nad's Hair Removal Cream

Works wonders.

I’ve seen epilators... once you get serious, the pain isn’t so bad.

https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B00742JW8S/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=

Also, there is an optical pulse method for home use...

https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B00HN6ILCI/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

...aaaaand courtesy of some of the more effeminate gay dudes...

https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B003JFJF5E/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

You should further research each to be sure that it meets your needs, but they are options I have known used.

Nad's hair removal creme for men
I realize you're differentiating between having or missing the apostrophe, but I figured I'd link it just so folks know the product.

Sorry, can only find the UK link for this: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Nair-200ml-Tough-Coarse-Removal/dp/B003XJEEVQ

And of course, if you prefer your body hair-free, manscape all you want :)

Nair do a hair removal cream specifically for arse hair.

https://www.amazon.com/Bare-Pair-Threesome-King-Kombo/dp/B005IGUUBU

Sure np

The Bare Pair 'Double Team' King Kombo - Body Hair Management System (w/ Exfoliating Glove) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0073YKJHK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_ZadhDbARS1JS8

This is what I use for the balls never had one problem with it. But with any depilatory cream use a tiny bit to test for skin reaction

https://www.amazon.com/Nair-Hair-Removal-Cream-13/dp/B00HZ24I18/ref=pd_sim_194_1?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00HZ24I18&pd_rd_r=Y1C37RHHK5PH9JHS5Y0Y&pd_rd_w=zrzcP&pd_rd_wg=LanIc&refRID=Y1C37RHHK5PH9JHS5Y0Y&th=1

Yes, there is Nair for men, but not every store will carry it. You can certainly buy it online, see http://www.amazon.com/Nair-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/dp/B00HZ24I18/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1450292048&sr=8-1&keywords=nair+for+men

If the store doesn't have Nair for men, you can just get the one for women...I've used it a few times and it works just the same, haven't noticed any real difference tbh.

Don't use veet for men hair removal based on these reviews (head for the one star ones). I can also testify

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/product-reviews/B00KX3PF22/ref=cm_cr_getr_mb_paging_btm_6?filterByStar=one_star&pageNumber=6

For me I am getting those because of hair growth. Between the depo shot, hormones, and having had laser the growth is slow but enough that after a while I get bumps where they are as the makeup firms up on my skin.

I have started using this face moisterizer, and while it has only been a few days I have noticed a difference. I was actually able to go a day without shaving after using it right after shaving. I also tend to shave in the shower, as I feel this gets me the closest shave to begin with.

Have you tried Amazon UAE?

Still my favourite.

EDIT: Fixed the link.

Get some of this.

Females or males can use it.

Straight male here.


https://www.amazon.co.uk/Nads-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream-x/dp/B003JFJF5E/ref=pd_nav_hcs_bia_t_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=90QBD5F4FNCN6ZKN48PP

Been using it for the last 4 years. Apply a generous amount to your fingers and just slop it around the hole or anywhere there's hair, count to 6 minutes or get a stop watch, wash off in shower with a cloth. Never had a single ingrown hair and stays completely smooth for atleast 2 months for me.