(Part 2) Best gags & practical joke toys according to redditors
We found 876 Reddit comments discussing the best gags & practical joke toys. We ranked the 296 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the products ranked 21-40. You can also go back to the previous section.
If you have basic soldering skills, you can get a kit from Amazon.
It's the most improperly named thing I've seen -- we got our youngest son a kit when he was 10. I helped him assemble it, then a few days later, he had a birthday party. Anything that will keep a group of 10 year olds occupied for 30 minutes is not useless.
These are not real products, it is a line of joke boxes to put gifts in.
Another product is the kit of making your own candles out of ear wax.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's not real.
/r/ofcourseitsnotathing
This is the one I found on Amazon! I really wanted it, but for $50?!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01EQ7WBYA/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_A6xEDb9JKTD3S
>I just spent my life savings paying my husband's bail. It's no biggie, I would've spent it on stupid frivolous things like shoes, home decor, and my future children's college educations anyway.
You . . . had money of your own?
Nope, sorry. I'm starting to doubt the validity of this report. Any
self-respectingemotionally beaten down Red Pill Wife would have allowed her Captain to squander her life savings on inflatable party-sheep and chest plates.>Reddit needs to make sure he gets hundreds of violins and maybe a few bags of candy dicks too.
Actually I'd like to start a craze of sending these to Trump...
https://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-14-Man-Hands-Toy/dp/B00IV0LJ6K
The White House keeps a record of all gifts sent to the president and saves them.
You could be a part of history.
Sadly, I don't have the $40 to spare at the moment to send Donald Trump a pair of plastic man hands.
It's a prank wrapping box you can purchase on Amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/Tiger-Useless-Hezong-Dont-Touch/dp/B01GJMJ4AY
does nobody here understand this is obviously a joke https://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Toddler-Tamers-Standard/dp/B01M3XS9O9
Just found it on Amazon, but it is out of stock. :(
Edit: available on Aliexpress. :D
Every time I see this stuff I just say the same two words.
Fart spray.
My fave:
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister-Pooter-Bottle/dp/B01JUS9H6K
Works 100% of the time.
Guys!!! https://www.amazon.com/XINHOME-Touch-Useless-Surprises-Machine/dp/B01EQ7WBYA
It's a prank gift - https://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Roto-Wipe-Standard/dp/B07586Y1T9/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1523535797&sr=8-1&keywords=roto+wipe
It's a prank pack. Its an empty cardboard box that you put a real gift inside
https://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Roto-Wipe-Standard/dp/B07586Y1T9
Other fine products include pet translator, portable face heater, and USB pocket wok
>We've been dating for 1 year. Neither of us can poop when we're over at each others home
I moved in with my boyfriend in March, and he was super embarrassed about farting and pooping. He would shut the door, turn on the fan, then turn on BOTH the shower and sink. It was hilarious.
One time both of us were really drunk at home and he accidentally let out one of the most powerful farts ever. I mean it vibrated the whole couch. I was crying from laughing so hard but he's like "oh come on, it was an accident." Fast forward and now he farts pretty much every chance he gets because I always laugh.
Also, I bought a poop sign on Amazon. Now every time he poops he's like "gotta put out my poop sign!" He obviously still shuts the door and turns on the fan, but no more of that sink and shower ridiculousness.
We have a pretty great relationship. I love him so much.
Going much further:
Get you SO to demand a tour of the backyard from the realtor during an open house and use the distraction to unleash Liquid Ass on the first floor bathroom. It reputedly stinks to high high heaven.
You'll get the house for much less $$$$. You might have to take that bathroom down to the studs, but that will cost you much less than the $$$$ you saved on the purchase of the home.
I usually just use these to get my point across
Edit :YOUR right to clean air is more valuable than their right to smoke. (Originally worded backwards)
I had neighbors like this in the apartment below me in NYC. I found all sorts of laws against it. I also bought a thing called “liquid ass” and would spray their door mat and doorknob every morning before I went to work (at 5am). How or why would anyone think a neighbor could create this smell? It will over power cigarette smoke.... just an evil idea to spray it on their deck. Just make sure they don’t see you! Liquid Ass 2-Pack
This is a "useless box" sold on Amazon for $15.15. At that price you could buy about 5.2 for $78. Rounding up and buying 6 per citizen would have the exact same impact on illegal immigration as a wall.
I'll take 6 useless boxes, please.
Here you go!
Just make sure you leave a spray of Liquid Ass behind every time you leave the bathroom to add believability to the story. People will completely understanding and accomodative.
I dont know if you understand what the word similar means.
This is a similar one on Amazon.
main result with some googlin'
here too but currently unvail...
also here
There are 2 amazing ones if I remember for kids. Toddlers first fire had a picture of a Toddler sitting next to a camp fire with a plastic gasoline hose on it. There was another one for baby weights that attached to their legs so they cant run as fast, and they had a picture of a baby with SHREDDED legs on the box.
Found some
and
cheaper and safer from amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01I0XNF14
that shop link is scammy as fuck.
Just assuming this is for real (which it's the internet, so you never know), and the smell is coming from your groin, how about some of the new odor absorbing underwear for gasy people?
https://www.amazon.com/Subtle-Butt-Reusable-Neutralizers-Activated/dp/B00Q3NOEPK/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1526759258&sr=8-2&keywords=fart+absorbing+underwear
or
https://www.myshreddies.com/
https://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-14-Man-Hands-Toy/dp/B00IV0LJ6K/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1469661783&sr=8-1&keywords=giant+hands
here mr trump
Dang... 8 bucks for a gag box?
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07W5L6JDM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_xX83DbSBSZFJB
Does This count as practical? Hahaha
OP is a bundle of sticks.
https://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-PP401007-Pet-Petter/dp/B009LNZIZY
this right here. don't do that. Buy these instead: https://www.amazon.com/Fake-Parking-Tickets-Pack-100/dp/B0197REC8C/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1500887392&sr=8-6&keywords=fake+parking+tickets
You can buy Congala perfume on Amazon.
Got this for my Dad for Christmas
https://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Earwax-Candle-Kit/dp/B016V6TAZC
[First item on Trump's Amazon wish list] (https://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-14-Man-Hands-Toy/dp/B00IV0LJ6K)
Well, hello!
Lets have some fun guys!
Also, I would like to welcome all the other houses to Amazindor! Hope you like it here. :P
Liquid Ass
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister-Pooter-Bottle/dp/B01JUS9H6K/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=liquid+ass&qid=1574828882&sr=8-1
Might I suggest these ?
Found it on Amazon
Prank Pack "Baby Shield" - Wrap Your Real Gift in a Prank Funny Gag Joke Gift Box - by Prank-O - The Original Prank Gift Box | Awesome Novelty Gift Box for Any Adult or Kid! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07W5L6JDM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_T6b4Db36KQV11
ACKTHUALLY, this is a prank gift.
If this site would ever use its function of sharing links we would actually see that this is just a novelty.
amazon
I wonder if these would work.
or, one can always be prepared with a safe form of self-defense...you just gotta have some liquid ass, arthur
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister-Pooter-Bottle/dp/B01JUS9H6K/ref=sr_1_4?keywords=liquid+ass&qid=1555742400&s=gateway&sr=8-4
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07W5L6JDM/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_apa_i_h9-3Db5NKR0KD
That makes more sense
Perfect, cheers; found a uk link too - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Boxer-Satisfying-Warning-Plastic-Yellow/dp/B01C4CDELI
These are the ones I use: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0197REC8C/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_uTGsDb9NTY5DN
These are the ones that I would use if I were to buy more: (the above ones aren't bad, but they're too detailed to write it quickly and it be believable enough to induce panic)
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001689F5G/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_xVGsDbDCQGHCQ
What about this one?
You'll still have some money left!
PLEASEGIVEMETHEKEY
Emergency underpants.
I found the most amazing cookie cutter set so you could make atom cookies and test tube cookies and beaker cookies - so amazing! you could also use them to cut out decorations and so many other things!!
Some tape to help decorate!!!
BTW I think you daughter has an amazing theme and it will be a ton of fun!
I was going to comment on how I thought this was fake but brings up a real social issue (sexual predators infiltrating careers where they can be close to their prey) but then I read the actual amazon comments and they are hilarious!!!!
Full inflatable black sheep comments
Here's my favorite for the lazy -
"The white sheep is shy and demure. Her name is Lady Penelope Peppridge Featherbaaatom. The black sheep is aggressive and naughty. Her name is Foxy TNT! Together they make a combination that can't be bleat!
P.S. you don't need to save these just for parties. They're good for anytime you need human contact but you're just plain sick of people( Customer Service Reps take note!)
P.P.S.-Sadly after a long holiday weekend(Go Columbus!!!) I have to downgrade the durability rating to 1 star. Best buy a spare, party people!"
1, 2, 3, one I want,alternative. Thanks so much for the contest!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B016V6TAZC/
Link for the lazy
Theres a more compact version...
https://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Pet-Petter-Prank/dp/B009LNZIZY
Useless cat box thing
And have a logistics bot deliver the means. ;)
(edit: accidentally a character in the link)
Yeah, one year I did this with an earwax candle kit. I'm pretty sure the option to fill it with syrup should've given it away.
https://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Toddler-Tamers-Standard/dp/B01M3XS9O9
Often sold together with.... emergency underpants
Edited for formatting.
Warning Sign ~ Desk Warning Sign ~ GIVE IT 10 MINUTES ~ Novelty/Fun https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01C4CDELI/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_yQA4Bb3AR8QZK
The link is correct. One side says
"Give it ten minutes" with an image of a gas mask and the other side says
Caution deeply satisfying poo in process".
Liquid Ass 2-Pack https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01BHU4SVS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_ryNUDb0MDD88B
1.) Something that is blue.
"Something Blue" IS blue
2.) Something that says summer (literally or figuratively).
Summer Dress
3.) Something food related that is unusual.
Did not expect to find this food
4.) Something you want to gift to someone else, and tell me why.
Because Sloths I want to gift this to my friend because not only does she love sloths, she kinda is one:p
5.) A book I should read! I am an avid reader, so take your best shot and tell me why I need to read it!
THIS ONE Its gonna be good;p
6.) An item that is less than a dollar, including shipping... that is not jewelry, nail polish, and or hair related!
This cutie
7.) Something related to dogs. (Bonus point if it works for my GSD)
Make me fierce
8.) Something that is not useful, but so awesome you must have it.
I'm expensive, so I have to be cool right?
9.) A movie everyone should watch at least once in their life. Why?
We've got cows Because its amazing and bad and amazing.
10.) Something that would be useful when the zombies attack. Explain.
You can't go wrong with a name like this
11.) Something that would have a profound impact on your life and help you to achieve your current goals.
To keep my fun job organized I do special effects make up and this would help me be able to go more places and get more jobs!
12.) One of those pesky Add-On items.
Why can't I buy just this
13.) Something fandom related. (Sports fandoms are acceptable- bonus if someone figures out my favorite team)
A new fandom of mine
14.) Something ridiculously priced, more than $10,000. They exist, y’all. Too much money for a watch yall
15.) Something with sharks or unicorns.
Why not both?
16.) Something that smells wonderful.
No regrets
17.) A toy that you wanted or had when you were a child that was the best ever, or (if it’s not on amazon) a toy that you think is pretty cool now (Funko Pops, etc., will count.)
I just really wanted one and never got one
18.) Something that would be helpful for writers.
This would be helpful for writers who may not "write"
19.) Something related to your current obsession, whatever that may be.
My current rewatch
20.) Something that is just so random and weird that it makes you laugh.
Since I own pigeons this is amazingly funny
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01GJMJ4AY/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
This box has a little tiger in it that pops up and flips the switch back whenever you flip the switch labeled "don't touch". It has a few different variations so something different happens each time you flip the switch.
linked to from the drive-through: http://www.amazon.com/Inflatable-Party-Sheep-Black/dp/B000SM53XO/ref=pd_sim_dbs_misc_1
Boxer Gifts 'Deeply Satisfying Poo In Progress' Novelty Toilet Humour Warning Sign | Hilarious Secret Santa Gift For Him https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01C4CDELI/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_Zr90DbKQG3QMC
Happy Birthday Birthday Bot!
I would like this stress reliever, to keep me preoccupied when im bored!
This is a little over $5, but who wouldn't want this!?
http://amzn.com/B000P51LDK LOL (:
Here is something that I've had my eye on:
http://amzn.com/B00BB0R34E
(and it's under $5 because the gift above is $7.65)
College Bound! (:
Thank you for the contest!
> and had enough knowledge of cars that he couldnt tell me that my blinker fluid reservoir was shot
You better keep your blinker fluid filled up!
Here's the cheapest place I found it so far.
https://www.amazon.com/Blinker-Fluid-16oz-Great-Prank/dp/B075J8XQMG
Shes' gonna need a wig
And a good set of goggles
someone needs to wear these maybe even her...
You should decorate the lab with this
These would be great to fill with candy as party favors
.... or ....
TEST TUBE BUBBLES!!!! These things are touchable bubbles. PRO TIP: USe ONLY OUTSIDE. Shit makes a mess on the carpet. Easy to vacuum... but still...
Crazy cookie cutters which are perfect for this!
Temporary tattoos
Atomic super balls would be fun too!
A jello brain mold
Biohazard bags for party favors maybe
A geyser aka mentos/coke mixer for kids. That looks fun enough to get for myself. lol
Gravity goo something I would also play with. lol
Insta-snow seems like a good experiment for kids
I should stop now. I used to love planning my kids parties when they were little. Damn them for growing up.
You can buy your own man hands here http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IV0LJ6K
Try this tape instead.
http://www.amazon.com/BigMouth-Inc-Biohazard-Crime-Scene/dp/B003PM8ROG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1465155621&sr=8-1&keywords=biohazard+caution+tape
Biohazard Tape, Silly Wig, GLOWING BRAIN!, Lab Coat
This looks like a fun theme! And you can always search for any homemade stuff you like on Etsy! :) Thanks for the contest! If I win, I'd love a surprise :)
Okay so as far as drinks go, check out this recipe for [color changing mad scientist drinks] (http://www.squidoo.com/mad-science-party-drinks)! and of course [these flasks] (http://www.amazon.com/SEOH-Erlenmeyer-Flask-Set-1000ml/dp/B0018OL4A2%3FSubscriptionId%3DAKIAIAA4MWUJXHBYFRNQ%26tag%3Dsquid923629-20%26linkCode%3Dxm2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3DB0018OL4A2) to prepare/serve them!
[these cupcakes] (http://melissabernal.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sci.png) are also super cool, and if you don't have time to make them I'm sure your local bakery could whip em' up at a fairly inexpensive price. But, in all honesty, they don't look super difficult.
of course everyone needs [safely glasses] (http://www.amazon.com/Safety-Glasses-Intruder-Multi-Color/dp/B002KA00KS/ref=sr_1_9?s=industrial&ie=UTF8&qid=1404307076&sr=1-9&keywords=mad+scientist) for this party; and they come in a set of 12! how perfect!
for the walls, or doorways, you could put up this [party biohazard yellow tape] (http://www.amazon.com/Big-Mouth-Toys-Biohazard-Crime/dp/B003PM8ROG/ref=pd_sim_indust_2?ie=UTF8&refRID=16K74JMMCG67PABM8KMC), coupled with this [bloody table cloth] (http://www.amazon.com/Halloween-Party-Zombie-Blood-Tablecover/dp/B00C7Y23CK/ref=sr_1_fkmr1_1?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1404307186&sr=1-1-fkmr1&keywords=fake+zombie+blood+stickers) and this [centerpiece] (http://www.amazon.com/Centerpiece-Tableware-Supplies-Halloween-Birthdays/dp/B00EFGP3LG/ref=pd_sim_t_4?ie=UTF8&refRID=0A5R2P4RS07P7GBKM34C) you could absolutely bring a zombie element;
ooo! for fun, you could have a scavenger hunt around the house/yard that's like CDC/zombie themed! If you're good at making up stories you could totally tie it into a mad scientist thing.
"It was the experiment gone horribly wrong".
damn, this is gonna be my next birthday theme.
If you're really into that zombie topper there's a whole line of [plates] (http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Dessert-Paper-Plates-Count/dp/B00E59PN0E/ref=pd_sim_misc_3?ie=UTF8&refRID=0YEHM1WREXVDXWYSPS6B) and [cups] (http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Party-Paper-Cups-Count/dp/B00E5ABZ8M/ref=pd_sim_t_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=1DJZ21X2W9NGCPMT8520) and [napkins] (http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Party-Paper-Lunch-Napkins/dp/B00E5A9UDE/ref=pd_sim_t_3?ie=UTF8&refRID=18E9JR2R0B0GN70SEKG3) just like it.
ooo and here are some hand-shaped [cupcake picks] (http://www.amazon.com/12-Halloween-Monster-Cupcake-Picks/dp/B005J6RA7Q/ref=pd_sim_t_12?ie=UTF8&refRID=0DQJPRJ2SWGJDN9144KD). I'm clearly getting carried away.
Honestly, it would be super easy to tie zombies and science together. haha. Best of luck! Let me know if you wanna brain storm!
For the contest, this [knife sharpener] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001CQTLJM/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=187CHN9S4I1LO&coliid=I36GYDHZ9M8GCI&psc=1) would be super cool :)
See how it's hanging down like that? Sure fire sign that you're out of blinker fluid. https://www.amazon.com/Blinker-Fluid-16oz-Great-Prank/dp/B075J8XQMG
This is the closest one I could find! You're welcome. (not the exact one) https://www.amazon.com/XINHOME-Touch-Useless-Surprises-Machine/dp/B01EQ7WBYA
Well there is always something super outlandish like an ear wax candle
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B016V6TAZC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_355lDbSAZTZT1
Tell her you thought she always would enjoy coin collecting and get a coin book
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07N4M5PHZ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_K85lDb1T2HRSQ
Get a book in a language she doesn't know (this one if she doesn't know French) and say you thought she might enjoy the challenge of learning a new language
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1790975182/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_X-5lDb6EFPRHE
A romance novel if she isn't into them
Beauty and the Billionaire: A Dirty Fairy Tale https://www.amazon.com/dp/1795300485/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_fa6lDb2PFBWA2
Tell her you thought she'd be hot with purple hair and get her a wig
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00XY980TC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_1c6lDb9B1C861
Edit: consider getting a prank box to wrap your gift in (like the ear wax one)
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0757ZY95C/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_Uk6lDbAD3N0R3
This reminds me of my favorite prank gift box, [the Pet Petter.](https://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Pet-Petter-Prank/dp/B009LNZIZY) I put my niece's presents in it every Christmas.
Whoa whoa whoa, giant tubs of lube are VERY useful if you're in the large animal veterinary field. Very useful.
But HandHook I think you'll love this. Are you a fidgeter? Do you want to accomplish nothing in an awesome way? Have I got the tool for you! This leave me alone box will turn itself off as soon as you try to turn it on! Amuse yourself for hours, ignore your friends, and become a hermit just by flipping a switch ^ten ^^thousand ^^^times.
Liquid Ass 2-Pack https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01BHU4SVS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_msE4Db616PPZN
For those that just want to read the reviews
https://www.amazon.com/Subtle-Butt-Reusable-Neutralizers-Activated/dp/B00Q3NOEPK/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1498574182&sr=8-2&keywords=subtle+butt
A free class is always good, but it's not very personal. I'm all for personal gifts, especially items that they can hold on to. When they see it they'll think of you, or if someone asks them about something, they'll say they got it from you, which in turn could lead to more business.'
As a yoga teacher you could get them one of these stress relief things. They're funny, and they go with the yoga mentality of not getting stressed out. Maybe you could even get them custom made with your studio name/your name on it. And be sure to give them a bunch of business cards when you give it to them so they can bring their friends!
Don't know about the seal but you can get blinker fluid and some dehydrated water from Amazon so you know it's real 😀
That's not really that long ago...
https://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Roto-Wipe-Standard/dp/B07586Y1T9/ref=pd_sbs_121_6?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=8PPPYVAEQFQANVN76HWJ
They need one of these.
We had one that looks like a bugout bob: http://www.amazon.com/Toysmith-Bug-Out-Bob-Toy/dp/B000P51LDK at 16 weeks. We were going to photoshop one into the picture, but the parents were not amused. Apparently I'm supposed to be super serious all the time and so in love with the baby that I think it's just beautiful and cute all the time.
But seriously, it looks like a bug out bob! Too funny!
Bacon toothpaste
Because bacon is tasty!
OR
Emergency Underpants
For you (and they have a host of other varieties, all under $8!).
For me
Really neat contest idea!
There was an episode of Ed, Edd and Eddy where Ed imitated a drinky bird the he saw for all of like 10 seconds and that made me want one. I was a very impressionable youth. But while we're keeping the nostalgia rolling, good ole Bug Out Bob was another item I wanted to add to my collection despite not needing a stress ball because I was probably 7 when I first saw one.
I'm sorry this is happening to you. You'll figure it out in time, lots of good suggestions in this thread. In the meantime, you can use baby wipes down there every time you use the bathroom. Also something like the below may help. Good luck, this too shall pass.
https://www.myshreddies.com/flatulence/ladies?gclid=CJ3ixqiF9tUCFYGTfgoddZ0JVg
https://www.amazon.com/Subtle-Butt-Reusable-Neutralizers-Activated/dp/B00Q3NOEPK