I'm on vegan CICO not vegan keto, but I know people who are and they tell me they eat: Beyond Meat (1 gram net carb), Beyond sausages (2 net carbs), Gardein chick'n strips are 4 net carb, Some nutritional yeasts are 1 net carb, Mushrooms 1 net carb, bell peppers are 3 net carb per 100 grams, 2 cups of spinach = 1 net carb, chinese cabbage = 1.5 carb per cup, some wraps are 1 or 2 net carbs, low carb bagels, low carb cookies, avocado pesto, low carb bread, shirataki rice & noodles. Here's an example of a low carb pizza wrap. Many of the more nutrient dense veggies are lower carb, so that's good, but really vegan keto is going to require a lot of creativity with sauces etc. Just doing low carb is much easier obviously.

edit to add - a few other lower carb meals I found looking through the sub I help mod:

• Vegan Chorizo Breakfast bowl
  
• Thai Lemongrass Soup
  
• Nacho Style Sweet Peppers
  
• Bánh mì style collard wrap
  
• Mongolian Seitan Lettuce Wraps
  
• Zoodle Pho
  
• vegan sausage snack plate
  
• Thai peanut tofu in lettuce wraps
  
• Broccolini Mushroom Stir Fry (pic is lower right)
  
• Beyond breakfast plate (leave off toast)
  
  Some other vegan low carb products:
  
  
• Choc Zero (delicious, but expensive)
  
• Peanut Flour (good for sauces)
  
• Lily's Dark Choc Chips

Sooo dont buy from this one its a knockoff:

http://www.amazon.com/Columbina-Strawberry-Candy-Wrapped-5LB/dp/B003EMSRLK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1367812794&sr=8-1&keywords=strawberry+candies

buy from this one:

http://www.amazon.com/Arcor-Juice-Filled-Strawberry-Kosher/dp/B004TNVSDW/ref=pd_sim_gro_2

I read this post and immediately bought this - http://www.amazon.com/Columbina-Strawberry-Candy-Wrapped-5LB/dp/B003EMSRLK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1367812794&sr=8-1&keywords=strawberry+candies

I am ashamed of myself.

You make fun of it, but I have Death Wish coffee in my pantry, which has pretty much identical labeling.

PSA: I'm not shilling for this coffee. It's not very good.

Some review sections on amazon are pure comedy gold, check this out for example: https://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/product-reviews/B00012182G/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_paging_btm_2?pageNumber=2

Does that make the giant gummy bear like a mecha bear that the gummies built to fight the giant worms?

"For law-enforcement-grade pepper spray, values from 500 thousand up to 5 million SHU have been mentioned" - wiki

"The Source Hot Sauce, 7.1 Million Scoville Units" - amazon

those don't have the right wrappers though

https://www.amazon.com/Columbina-Strawberry-Candy-Wrapped-5LB/dp/B003EMSRLK

Free prime shipping.

From Left to Right in photo

Breakfast - Overnight Oats

1. Chia seeds 7 grams (35 Calories)
   
2. One packet of Instant oatmeal (I used this one) (130 calories)
   
3. 1/2 Cup of TJ's Vanilla Flavored Coconut Milk (40 calories)
   ---Total Macros for Breakfast (205 Calories, 7g Fat, 32g Carb, 6g Fiber, 5g Protein)
   
   Mid-morning Snack
   
4. 3 oz of Baby Carrots (35 Calories)
   
5. 3 oz of Cucumber (10 Calories) (underneath carrots in photo)
   (46 Calories, 0g Fat, 10g Carb, 3g Fiber, 2g Protein)
   
   Lunch
   
6. Black Bean Spaghetti 1oz (90 calories)
   
7. Grilled chicken 2oz ( 67 calories)
   
8. Costco Grape tomatoes 3 oz (35 Calories)
   
9. Spring organic Mix 3 oz (20 calories)
   
10. Light Sesame Ginger Dressing 1 oz (35 calories)
    
11. Cucumber 3 oz (11 Calories)
    (256 Calories, 4g Fat, 27g Carb, 10g Fiber, 31g Protein)
    
    Afternoon snack
    
12. Baby Bel cheese (50 calories)
    
13. light Swiss Miss hot coco (25 calories)
    (75 Calories, 3g Fat, 4g Carb, 1g Fiber, 8g Protein)
    
    Dinner - whole wheat pesto pasta and mozzarella dish
    (405 Calories, 15g Fat, 46g Carb, 8g Fiber, 19g Protein)
    
    Evening snack
    
14. Large Apple (110 calories)
    
15. Walnuts 14 grams (100 calories)
    Total Macros for Evening Snack
    (210 Calories, 5g Fat, 36g Carb, 6g Fiber, 4g Protein)
    
    
    Total Day Macros
    (Calories 1200, Fat 34g, Carbs 155g, Fiber 33g, Protein 68g)
    
    

• Edit #1: I'll post recipes and macros later tonight!
  
  
• Edit #2: Macros updated, Will post recipe later (I need to go make dinner for tonight!) (If my math is bad, I'm sorry in advance, it was a long day) I used MFP for calculations.
  
  
• Edit #3: Recipe
  
  
  Whole Whole Wheat Pesto Pasta and Mozzarella Dish
  
  • 7 ounces uncooked whole wheat rotini (I used Aldi Fit'n Active brand)
  
  • 4 cups broccoli florets (I used 1 bag of frozen Broccoli, just threw it in the microwave)
  
  • 1 package Knorr® Pesto sauce mix
  
  • 1 Tablespoon olive oil
  
  • 3 Tbsp. wine vinegar (or regular)
  
  • 1 pint of cherry tomatoes [or grape tomatoes], halved
  
  • 1 cup cubed mozzarella cheese
  
  • Salt and ground black pepper to taste
  
  
  DIRECTIONS
  
  

1. Cook pasta according to package directions, adding broccoli during last 5 minutes of cooking. Drain and rinse with cold water until completely cool.
   
   
2. Combine Knorr® Pesto sauce mix, olive oil and vinegar in large bowl with wire whisk. Add pasta with broccoli, tomatoes, cheese, salt and pepper; toss to coat. Serve immediately or chill until ready to serve.
   

My room mate used to eat my food. Well used to until I put this in some carne asada I made. I took him to the hospital where the conversation I overheard was hilarious.

"How did this happen?"

"I ate some food my room mate cooked."

"well is he ok?"

"yeah."

"well then stop stealing his food."

Apparently they deal with this type of thing a lot being in a college town.

You should check out Protein Plus Peanut Flour; I'm a peanut butter fiend and this stuff is just great, especially given that you can get 32oz for $12.

Explore-Asia-Organic-Spaghetti 25g of protein per 2oz serving. To put that in perspective, 1bowl is about 6oz. One of the best tasting highest protein foods I have found. Learned about it on reddit from another user.

Edit: Here is the full nutritional label: read the left one (the one on the right is for a recommend recipe)

Tofu, tempeh, seitan, organic asia bean pastas, TVP, protein powder, wheat gluten.

I think he may have been talking about these

https://www.amazon.com/Columbina-Strawberry-Candy-Wrapped-5LB/dp/B003EMSRLK

Are you taking about these? http://www.amazon.com/Columbina-Strawberry-Candy-Wrapped-5LB/dp/B003EMSRLK

I'm curious about what makes you call them sharp. Though old people ALWAYS have these inexplicably lying around.

How about 5 pounds worth of them? :D

(if you don't like frozen banana then low cal icecream also works, or frozen So Delicious Cocowhip)

1 cup Silk Protein Chocolate Pea, Almond, Cashew Milk

30 grams Protein Plus Peanut powder (16 grams of protein for 110 cal!)

49 grams frozen banana

total cals = 301

mix in blender and that's it!

https://www.amazon.com/Columbina-Strawberry-Candy-Wrapped-5LB/dp/B003EMSRLK

5lbs for $14. Not worth.

you have a bottleneck1111111

get lucky charms marshmallows https://www.amazon.com/Medley-Hills-Farm-Cereal-Marshmallows/dp/B00WXZJTS4/

I present you with your hearts desire... Oh, want to go bigger, okay, 3x the size for 3x the diabetes?

You could win, or you could just buy some

I buy Protein Plus peanut flour and the ingredients are literally just dry roasted peanuts.

I add a little salt on my own.

https://www.amazon.com/Indomie-Mi-Goreng-Instant-Noodle/dp/B00HXIXWKM

Hey a fellow vegetarian Indian! I've been on this diet for over 8 months now and it's definitely possible, although not eating eggs will make it a tad harder. Below are some things (sans eggs) that I eat regularly. Note that this is a little heavy on carbs for a strict keto diet since will end up eating between 30-40g of carbs per day. The daily limit to keep you in ketosis varies from person to person. This worked for me. I don't calorie count since it's too much of a hassle for me. So you might want to tailor this plan based on your needs. I've changed parts of this diet since I started working at a new place where I can get cafeteria food.

Breakfast: Bullet proof coffee. It's simple, fast, keeps you satiated and is heavy on fat. After having this, the rest of your meals only need to be low carb, with good amounts of protien and fat.

Other meal ideas:

• Low carb tortillas are your friend! I used to eat [Josep's low carb tortillas] (https://www.josephsbakery.com/shop/flax-oat-bran-and-whole-wheat/flax-oat-bran-and-whole-wheat-flour-tortilla.html). These tortillas tasted very similar to wheat rotis. Yes, they are 5g net carb per tortilla, and I used to have 4 daily (2 lunch, 2 dinner). As I said, this plan is a little high on carbs.
  
  
• What's roti without a good serving of butter on it, eh? Smother your roti until it drips with butter!
  
  
• Now that you have your roti, we can make some sabjis to go with it! Vegetables you can use are spinach, mushrooms, cauliflower, cabbage, eggplant, cucumbers, bell peppers (capsicum), turnips (strict ketoers might disagree) and okra (lady's finger). Throw in an occasional tomato and onion. Now you have an entire array of subji ideas open to you. Palak paneer, gobi masala, baigan ka bartha, cabbage kuruma ... well you get the idea. You can add cream cheese to your gravy curries to make it thicker and add more fat. I used shredded coconut in the kuruma in order to add more fat. Paneer is also a great addition, although I rarely had it. Check the nutrition info for all ingredients and use your best judgement.
  
  
• But you can't have roti without some good dal, can you? [Black soy beans] (http://www.amazon.com/Eden-Organic-Black-Beans-15-Ounce/dp/B000GZS9Q6/ref=sr_1_1?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1405884105&sr=1-1&keywords=black+soybeans) to the rescue! Unlike other beans and lentils, Black soy beans are low on carb and high on protein. Hello Roti and Rajma! Cheese on Rajma is also great!
  
  
• You can also explore vegan meat options such as veggie sausages and patties. Steam a bag of frozen brocolli/cauliflower, top it with cheese and add a vegan sausage for a quick, lazy meal! Froze vegetables plus eggs gives you even more options (should you consider eating eggs).
  
  Hope this plan gives you a starting point. Believe me when I say this diet works! You feel much better after cutting out the carbs, especially after being on a carb heavy diet such as a vegetarian Indian diet. Good luck!

And sometimes an acidic element. Sometimes something is just too rich, but still lacking something even if well salted. A tiny squeeze of lemon or lime can often brighten it and release a much more complex flavor profile. I keep a jar of Tajin around just for this situation. It really comes in handy.

Eden Organic Black Soy Beans, No Salt Added, 15-Ounce Cans (Pack of 12) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000GZS9Q6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_ZMABCb71P1VDR

Go crazy I just ordered some

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00AIR3Q38/ref=sr_ph_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1499977183&sr=sr-1&keywords=secret%2Baardvark&th=1

www.amazon.com/Protein-Plus-Roasted-Natural-Peanut/dp/B0052OOYOW/ This is available in the US, but I wouldn't be surprised if you could find the same product in the EU. Just google "peanut flour"--it's what PB2 is, minus the added sugar and salt.

You, sir, have a serious lack of Sriracha!

I made keto Louisiana "red beans" and "rice" with sausage! Sorry for the low picture quality. The recipe is a bit involved, but I like my keto meals with some complexity.

-1/2 onion, diced

-1/2 red or green bell pepper, diced

-1 jalapeño pepper, cored, seeded, & minced (optional)

-2 cloves garlic, minced

-1lb cooked smoked sausage links, sliced (I found a brand that has 1 carb per link. You could also use shrimp and/or chicken)

-1 cup chicken broth (or water + bouillon)

-15oz can black soy beans, drained and rinsed (I used these https://www.amazon.com/Eden-Organic-Black-Beans-15-Ounce/dp/B000GZS9Q6 )

-1 bay leaf

-1/4 tsp cayenne pepper

-1/2 tsp dried thyme

-1/4 tsp dried sage

-2 tsp dried parsley

-1 tsp Cajun or Creole seasoning (like Tony C's)

-Salt & pepper to taste

-24oz riced cauliflower (I used 2x 12oz bags of the frozen Trader Joe's brand)

-Avocado oil, butter, or lard for sautéing

-Xanthan gum (optional)

1. Spread cauliflower rice out on a sheet pan lined with parchment paper and put in the oven @ 300 degrees to dry out while prepping other ingredients, up to 30 minutes. If using frozen, it does not need to be thawed first
   
2. Sauté onion, bell pepper, and jalapeño in oil over medium heat in a 2qt pot until softened, then stir in minced garlic
   
3. Add sliced sausage and sauté until heated through (make sure it's the pre-cooked kind)
   
4. Add broth, beans, and spices. Stir to combine
   
5. Simmer over medium-low heat for 20-30mins or until liquid is reduced. You can sprinkle a pinch of xanthan gum in if you want the liquids thicker
   
6. When the mixture is almost done simmering, heat some oil in a skillet over medium heat. Add cauliflower rice and stir/sauté continuously for around 5 minutes. Add salt and pepper to taste
   
7. Put cauliflower rice in a bowl, pour sausage/beans mixture on top (remove bay leaf first) and enjoy!
   
   Yield: 4 servings @ 8g net carbs each (would only be 6g net carbs if you use a zero-carb meat/protein. You could cut another 1-2 carbs per serving if you leave out the onions & peppers, but it would definitely change the overall taste.)

http://www.amazon.com/Eden-Organic-Black-Beans-15-Ounce/dp/B000GZS9Q6

These have 1g of net carbs per serving, with 3.5 servings per can.

It's definitely a thing, here's a link to a good protein flour product on amazon. In fact, I use it almost every day!

y'all don't know bout black bean spaghetti. Per serving it's 180 cal, 25g protein, 17g carb, 2g fat

nom nom. http://www.amazon.com/Explore-Asia-Organic-Black-Spaghetti/dp/B0078DU1CY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1412371569&sr=8-1&keywords=black+bean+spaghetti

Secret Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce. Arguably the most delicious tasting hot sauce, and served on the table at every restaurant in Portland. Perfect balance of heat and flavor. It's legit. I've had a bottle in my fridge since it hit the market. It's good on everything and quite infamous in the Northwest. It's a staple in many homes out here.

I used to eat PB2 until I found plain peanut flour. Same thing but without added sugar:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0052OOYOW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_0m-vCbAPEXT1V

Peanut flour!!

https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B0052OOYOW/ref=s9u_simh_gw_i3?ie=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B0052OOYOW&pd_rd_r=0e638c18-50ce-11e8-a97a-9ba70c80a3ad&pd_rd_w=f6Bj6&pd_rd_wg=0ky0Y&pf_rd_m=A3DWYIK6Y9EEQB&pf_rd_s=&pf_rd_r=G3XB3P3GM7RHSZ2432RC&pf_rd_t=36701&pf_rd_p=261a9f9f-7208-4015-aef8-4c8147b8435b&pf_rd_i=desktop

I add this to my oatmeal while I'm cooking it, and it tastes so peanut-y for less calories! I also use coconut milk as my favourite brand is 45 cal/cup. The whole milk is a lot of cals as well.

you are doing it wrong. that is soup.. it is supposed to be eaten with water... ;)

instead what you will love is this bad boy:

http://www.amazon.com/Indomie-Mi-Goreng-Instant-Noodle/dp/B00HXIXWKM


those are INTENDED to be server without water... and taste like motherfucking rainbows on steroids. if you want to go commando then throw the noodles in a pan and add an raw egg to stri fry it before seasoning.


in anycase these come in jumbo sizes as well and are available in most asian supermarkets...
those are from indonesian origin
prepare your world to be rocked!!

Jicama is a root veggie that is similar in texture and taste to a cross between a pear, apple, and potato.

The skin peels off effortlessly and it's easy to cut and fun to eat!

It's only 38 calories and 9carbs per 100g. I like to eat it with sliced cucumber and a sprinkling of tajin seasoning which is lime juice, salt, and chili pepper-not spicy but very flavorful.

You can buy them from Amazon!

Candy stores and other retailers targeting their demographic group, you can also get them on amazon.

84 with vanilla frosting, $35.77.
24 pack variety vanilla and chocolate, $19.44 Buy two for free shipping, or toss in a cheap movie/basic essentials. Or buy this.

Rice Crispy Treat Cereal. I can't find it anywhere in Oregon or Washington.

Like a 5 pound gummy bear perhaps?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00315HJ8C/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_fih.Ab1EJSZ5H

Now I want to order this https://www.deathwishcoffee.com/

https://smile.amazon.com/Death-Wish-Coffee-Strongest-Certified/dp/B006CQ1ZHI?sa-no-redirect=1

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00AIR3Q38
Here you go!

Ooh, so the bowl kind actually comes with the toppings on the label? I've been buying the packets, which have soup base and some kimchi (I think?) flakes.

My current fave is this mi goreng There's like 5 separate sauce packets, and I love opening and combining all of them

I just did a quick search and they actually have it on amazon. Here. It has free shipping if you have amazon prime. lol

Lao Gan Ma is awesome. Its pretty easy to find at the asian grocery stores, or on amazon, but its legit.

Look for "peanut flour" -- it's the same thing but way cheaper and definitely won't have any sugar added

Does Death Wish Coffee count?

https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B006CQ1ZHI/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o06_s00

https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B00FL6PCF6/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o07_s00

Whole foods - beans/lentils (black beans, pinto beans, garbanzo beans/chickpeas), nuts/seeds (almonds, peanuts, walnuts, hemp/flax/chia/sunflower seeds), grains (buckwheat/wheat/quinoa/oats), and green vegetables.

Processed foods - tofu, tempeh, seitan, bean pastas, protein powders

here's an infographic http://i.imgur.com/KexRyhQ.jpg

It's available by the case on Amazon.

You got me at "slap so hard" so I'll try to help. I think these are the same thing (with probably updated packaging).

They're Brach's, which usually sell big "sampler bags" for Halloween (which include many of the candies in this post + like Smarties and Bit-O-Honey and stuff, I think?) but I think you also might have a shot at finding them in a candy bulk section (which is probably where the old ladies got them).

Edit: This might be more what you're looking for. The packaging matches better and I guess it's "Columbina" brand, which matches one of the OPs candies. I feel like I've still seen them bulk, but now I'm not familiar with the brand.

http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2

strawberry candy

Yep, bought a 5lb bag a few weeks ago for $17 shipped.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003EMSRLK

If no one has read the amazon reviews for this coffee, they are an absolute goldmine.

https://www.amazon.com/Death-Wish-Coffee-Strongest-Certified/dp/B006CQ1ZHI/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1505946449&sr=8-1&keywords=deathwish+ground+coffee

As a keto dieter, maybe I can help out. None of it is really "convenient" food, you have to make pretty much all of it, but it help to kick the cravings.

1. pasta - Black Bean Spaghetti or Egg-based fettucine.
   
   
2. garlic bread - Low Carb Cauliflower breadsticks
   
   
3. pie - Low Carb lemon Meringue Pie
   
   
4. muffins - Customizable Keto Muffins
   
   
5. crab cakes - Low Carb Crab Cakes
   
   
6. mashed potatoes - Cheesy Cauliflower Mash
   
   
7. chocolate cakes - Chocolate Sheet Cake
   
   Let me know what else you're missing and I can see if I can find it. I've been low carb/keto for 3 years now, so I've tried a lot of the premade mixes you can find out there too.

Hey, I train 6-7 days a week, too. You should have no problem getting 60-70g protein a day just from whole foods, not even taking into account a protein shake. Though that also depends on your overall calorie intake, which you didn't mention. Just putting something simple together, 95g hemp seeds, 430g lentils, and 290g buckwheat is 2000 calories, 330g carbs, 43g fat, and 96g protein. There is plenty of room to play around there to swap out foods and stuff and still hit your protein macros.

1. Vegan totally tastes like ass. Funny enough, mixed berry is the only flavor I think is half decent. Taste-wise, my favorite is Sunwarrior. If you can afford Vega, you should be able to afford Sunwarrior. I like the chocolate flavor. Though my favorite is TrueNutrition's hemp/rice/pea blend. Tastes better than Vega, not as good as Sunwarrior, but it's much cheaper than either and tastes good enough for me. Favorite flavors are chocolate fudge brownie and mocha.
   
   
2. Sorry no recipe suggestions, I don't eat soy/tofu, but I eat a lot of beans and I just eat them with some spices or something, nothing fancy. Check out explore asia products - they're based on beans and have a lot of protein. Also lentil pastas are pretty good.
   
   
3. Nuts, seeds, beans/lentils - or processed foods based on these like tofu, seitan, tempeh, TVP, peanut butter, etc.
   
   
4. "Keep in mind I'm a broke uni student." You probably shouldn't buy Vega then :) Sounds like you have the bases covered. On top of oats, I might also add buckwheat, quinoa, and rice. Peanut butter is also cheap, very calorically dense, and has a good amount of protein.
   
   
5. I'm not iron deficient, but just check out high iron foods. Molasses is one I use as a sweetener for shakes and stuff and it has a lot of iron. Also I've heard good things about the iron fish.

Mi Goreng, Its not Japanese but its my favorite instant noodles.

i think you would like secret aardvark habanero or the yellowbird habanero

i def love the hot ones sauce (and their youtube series), bit pricey but worth it

also check out adoboloco, you can get a pack of 3 with free shipping for $30 until november 4th.

We have quite the collection of hot sauces in our household and Last Dab Reduxx has been my go to lately. Though it packs a punch it is delicious! Conversely, if you're looking for something with flavor and heat, I would recommend Secret Aardvark Habanero Sauce or Dirty Dicks. If you really want to go off the deep end Mad Dog 357 is also really tasty and definitely made me cry the first time I had it because the heat factor took me off guard.

Link if you want to read more

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/G/01/vince/boost/detailpages/B01EUEIL3E_video._SR720,404_.jpg

By the above picture, it would appear they have redone the Coffiest label to be inline with the new products as well.

I'll do my "fighter's meal". It's what I eat before I go to my Muay Thai class.

Avocado with this stuff on it. 2 Roma tomatoes with lemon juice on them. Some slices of Havarti cheese. A banana. A protein shake (milk and this stuff). Multivitamin, fish oil, vitamin D. And a whole lot of water throughout.

That'll give me a high, constant energy level for the next 4 hours. If I start getting tired or hungry, I'll devour one of these.

The main goal is healthy fats, fiber, protein, and no processed foods. That'll give you a nice steady energy source with no crashes and no foggy brain.

Salmon Oil

• Benefit : Good source of Omega 3s and 6s, good for coat and skin health
  
  
• Necessary?: Unless you have a steady source of grass fed proteins, it is highly recommended.
  
  
• Use: Daily to several times a week, follow the recommended dosage on the bottle unless otherwise instructed. Avoid feeding multiple oils in one day/meal to prevent tummy upset..
  
  
• Recommended Brand: Grizzly Salmon Oil - many salmon oils have soy in them, Grizzly does not.
  
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  Pollock Oil
  
  
• Benefit : Good source of Omega 3s and 6s, good for coat and skin health
  
  
• Necessary?: Unless you have a steady source of grass fed proteins, it is highly recommended. Pollock Oil is a good substitute for Salmon Oil.
  
  
• Use: Daily to several times a week, follow the recommended dosage on the bottle unless otherwise instructed. Avoid feeding multiple oils in one day/meal to prevent tummy upset.
  
  Recommended Brand: Grizzly Pollock Oil
  
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  Extra Virgin Coconut Oil
  
  
• Benefit : Good for coat and skin health, frequently used as a dietary supplement and ointment for dogs who suffer from skin allergies. Some people will also use it for flea control.
  
  
• Necessary?: Many people wont feed it because it is a plant based oil. It is not a necessary part of the diet.
  
  
• Use: Added to food Daily to several times a week - Feed 1tsp per 10lbs of body weight. Can also be used as an ointment.
  
  
• Recommended Brand: Nature's Way Extra Virgin Coconut Oil
  
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  Raw Apple Cider Vinegar
  
  
• Benefit : Balance PH level, promote digestive health and treatment of parasites.
  
  
• Necessary?: It is a plant based product which may bother some PMR feeders - the uses (especially external) are worthwhile for many, however.
  
  
• Use: Added to food a couple times a week - 1tsp per 50lbs of body weight. Can also be used to bathe (instead of shampoo) and used to treat fleas.
  
  
• Recommended Brand: Bragg Apple Cider Vinegar
  
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  Pre/Pro-Biotic
  
  
• Benefit : Support digestive health and nutrient absorption
  
  
• Necessary?: Some variety of Pre/Pro-biotic is recommended, especially for dogs new to raw or dogs with sensitive stomachs.
  
  
• Use: Added to food daily - follow recommended dosage on the package
  
  
• Recommended Brand: Wholistic Digest All
  
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  Multi-Vitamin
  
  
• Benefit : Ensure all necessary vitamins and minerals are included within your dog's diet
  
  
• Necessary?: Some people opt to feed vitamins, others don't. I like the peace of mind of adding in a multi-vitamin a few times a week.
  
  
• Use: Added to food daily or several times a week - follow recommended dosage on the package
  
  
• Recommended Brand: Solid Gold Seameal - this contains plant products which some PMR prefer not to feed. There are other options out there if you choose not to feed plant products.
  
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  Turmeric
  
  
• Benefit : Anti-inflammatory properties can help with allergies and joint health/pain. Also supports digestive health and can boost the metabolism.
  
  
• Necessary?: No. Some people use it to support joint health with/instead of glucosamine, it is also used for dogs who suffer from allergies.
  
  
• Use: Added to food daily or several times a week 1/8 - 1/4tsp per 10lbs of body weight
  
  
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  There are likely others/other suggestions for brands, but this is what I regularly supplement with. I know many PMR feeders will avoid plant based products, but I don't mind them so much for supplementation.

For anyone looking to buy these:

5 Pounds ($22.99) - http://www.amazon.com/Candy-Tech-Strawberry-Wrapped-5LB/dp/B003EMSRLK/ref=sr_1_1?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1342324945&sr=1-1&keywords=strawberry+candy

2 Pounds ($10.88) - http://www.amazon.com/Colombina-Strawberry-Hard-Candy-LB/dp/B005E9159C/ref=sr_1_8?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1342324945&sr=1-8&keywords=strawberry+candy

I use Tajin on almost everything. It's a Mexican chili/lime seasoning. Maybe what you crave?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0000GL6RK/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_5SutxbVQCBMYG

I think I found it. Fresh Whole Rabbit from Cloverdale. Looks a little like one of the fetal pigs my class dissected back in highschool. Solid addition to the pcmasterrace master diet.

Amazon will deliver it to you if you want?

Thank you! Another option: If you go to www.camelcamelcamel.com, you can set up an Amazon alert to email you know when this one...

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000GZS9Q6

Goes on sale (though right now it's $2.50/can on Prime, which is good). Last October, they messed something up and it went to $2.79 for 12 cans by mistake. Got 2 cases for around $6 shipped.

I love camelcamelcamel. :)

Edit: Sorry OP - didn't mean to hijack! :) Can't wait to try those hemp hearts too!

who needs a 5LB Gummy Bear?

Giant Gummy Bear approx 5 Pounds - Cherry Flavored Giant Gummy Bear https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00315HJ8C/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_iEeWCb95QMN59

There. Problem solved.

This?

amazon

These? Youtube channel RRCherryPie does loads of these. If you go to that channel, prepare to lose your afternoon.

Sriracha, Lao Gan Ma(老干妈), and Cholula. Been dabbling in Dave's Insanity Sauce but it has a really strong flavor on top of the flaming sensation.

Spicy chili crisp is amazing with white rice.

Was gonna say the same thing, I always have this one on hand https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0051D84JU/ref=pd_aw_sim_325_of_14?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=8Z86VGP96WAHTJ0J3YCF I end up using a jar in a week cause I put it on every meal every day

here you go. Go for the 3-pack to get 25% off

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00WXZJTS4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_n.7CybNVHFV7M

Medley Hills Farm Cereal Marshmallows 1 lb https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00WXZJTS4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_7W3rDbP8B391E

I have not tried them but supposedly they taste identical to Lucky Charms.

You can still buy them, in bulk! Here

Yes we do: https://www.amazon.com/Soylent-Ready---Drink-Food-Bottles/dp/B01EUEIL3E/ref=sr_tnr_p_1_5782436011_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1466358759&sr=8-1&keywords=soylent

I don't think it's an out of stock issue. According to the product page, it is "under review". Link: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01EUEIL3E

If anyone is curious you can buy a similar type of candy at Amazon. Popin' Cookin' has many adorable types. I've placed an order for the Sushi kit myself. They also have pizza, ramen and a few other types.

Googling this, I think that the type in the video is the non-edible play food, still super neat though. Hope that helps.

Edit: I rewatched the video and looked at the box again. This is also candy. My bad.

Use this...http://www.amazon.com/Lao-Gan-Chili-Crisp-Sauce/dp/B0051D84JU

Take a picture of it and show someone at the store. They'll know what it is.

I just ordered Protein Plus Peanut Flour which is like PB2 but has higher protein content.

Coffee you say?

1. legume soups (green split pea is my current fave).
   
2. [this FUCKING AMAZING pasta.] (http://www.amazon.com/Explore-Asia-Organic-Black-Spaghetti/dp/B0078DU1CY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406836758&sr=8-1&keywords=black+bean+pasta)
   
3. throw seasoning on your greek yogurt (garlic and onion, for instance) for some awesome "veggie dip" or "chunky salad dressing"
   
4. quest bars (19-20 grams of protein a pop).
   
5. learn to make quiches for non-breakfast egg dishes. bonus points if you can make ramen/noodle soup with boiled egg using the pasta linked to above. (working on it, haven't figured it out).
   
6. especially in the summer, learn to make a good ceviche. usually chopping up tomatoes, red onions, and cilantro and throwing in a splash of lime will do it, but you can throw in some jalapeño or chipotle to give it a kick too.
   
7. lox. great breakfast/lunch/snack ingredient. cut up some apple/pear melon, add a little olive oil, pepper and capers and voilá.

Dude look what I found because of you

http://www.amazon.com/Explore-Asia-Organic-Black-Spaghetti/dp/B0078DU1CY/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1415058970&sr=8-4&keywords=black+soy+beans

I love his stuff

https://www.amazon.com/Secret-Aardvark-Habanero-Sauce/dp/B00AIR3Q38/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1499726378&sr=8-1&keywords=aardvark+hot+sauce

these are all prime eligable:

• yellowbird
  
  
• mad dog 357 ghost
  
  
• secret aardvark
  
• marie sharp's
  
  
• lucky dog
  
  
• melinda's scorpion

WSAYWT: Trickers. Top down. Little redboi popping out.

AOTD1: I love spring. Chicago can be shit for a few months of the year, but when it's above 50°F and sunny, this city is the best in the world (I'm biased).

AOTD2: I grew up in a very spice-averse home. My mother is a self-described "spice weeny" so I never really did hot foods. Then I met my wife and she put sriracha and other hot sauces on everything and I felt like I had to learn or she would never love me. And I did learn and now I love hot sauce. There are currently at least 4 different hot sauces in my house.

• Cholula - classic vinegar red hot sauce (way better than tabasco if you ask me)
  
• Sriracha - the Huy Fong kind, accept no immitations
  
• Green Chilli Sauce - Some off brand from Marianos (midwest grocer chain)
  
• Ardvark habenero - it's freaking great
  
  [Edit] I just remembered we did have one "spicy" thing in my house growing up. This local radio station put out a mustard (I have no idea why) and it was called "Bite Your Butt Mustard" and we bought a bunch. It was actually really good, like a slightly horseradishy honey mustard, but almost more honey than mustard.

https://www.amazon.com/Secret-Aardvark-Habanero-Sauce-Net/dp/B00AIR3Q38?th=1

Here you are.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00WXZJTS4/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_xoGpxbQ2EJX6A

Shipping will eliminate most "comically big" items. You get get things like this bag of cereal marshmallows or this box of 1500 live ladybugs under your price limit.

I commented earlier in the thread but I'm a strong proponent of Soylent as well.

I suggest trying both the powder and the liquid. Powder is much cheaper($1.83 powder vs $2.63 liquid per 400kcal), but that won't do you much good if it just sits in your pantry because you don't want to clean the container to mix up a new batch and wait for it to sit.

If you end up going liquid, it's now available on Amazon Launchpad - https://www.amazon.com/Soylent-Ready-Drink-Food-Bottles/dp/B01EUEIL3E?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0

If you set up a subscription for either the powder or the liquid on soylent.com, you get 5% off. If you subscribe to the liquid on amazon, it's 5% off, but if you subscribe to 5 items on amazon it goes up to 15% off.

I know this looks like a shill post, but I really have no association with soylent other than finding their product to be a real benefit to me. With that said, check out /r/soylent as well, because one thing that really makes me love Soylent is they really don't care about people making DIY copies or even competing with them, so there are a lot of soylent clones out there and if you're not in america some of those other ones will be easier to get. A lot of the clones have more flavor options which I'd love to try, but if you are in america, most of the clones are much more expensive to ship here.

You can of course flavor soylent yourself however you want as its very neutral, both powder and liquid. With the liquid I like to squirt in some chocolate syrup and just shake it in the bottle. With the powder, flavored protein powder works well if you know what you're doing (e.g you arent depending on the bottle being 400kcals /trying to use it to track your intake closely), and blending the powder with some fresh fruit is a good way to go. Though I most often just drink it as is, it's not bad, it's just not good, it's just..what you need.

6 quid on amazon.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sriracha-Hot-Chili-Sauce-482/dp/B0002PSOJW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1409913371&sr=8-1&keywords=Sriracha

If you aren't going to overclock then why spend $20 more on the unlocked processor? Also, you should buy your snacks in bulk, they're 35% cheaper that way.

http://www.amazon.com/Source-Sauce-Million-Scoville-Units/dp/B001BIXJG2/ref=pd_sim_gro1

Wanna puke and maybe go to the hospital? Get some of this:

https://www.amazon.com/Source-Sauce-Million-Scoville-Units/dp/B001BIXJG2

See, I actually like hot stuff and had eaten carolina reaper infused stuff before and have even conquered food infused with The Source.

I was wholly unprepared for this though.

I mean kind of. One of the chemistry teachers brought in this hot sauce and was giving it to any of his students who wanted to try it. Of cource he had a ton of ice cream and milk for those students for afterwards. I wasn't one of his students though so I just popped into his classroom during passing time and asked him for some. He gave me a generous serving and then I had to hurry on to math class. It was a pretty dumb thing to do but I'd probably do it again.

i have first hand knowledge of what its going to feel for him, and its going to be fucking bad, real bad and there is nothing he can do about it. You can't drink milk to help cool it down, you can't piss the heat away, you'll try and sit in a cold bathtub and your weiner will be on fire.

i'm sorry this prick cheated on you but this is a good way to gain vengeance.

edit

for reference this is what i was playing with before i touched my weiner and it made its way up into my dickhole

http://www.amazon.com/The-Source-Sauce-Million-Scoville/dp/B001BIXJG2

its rated at 7.1 Million Scoville Units

for reference
Tabasco sauce is just about 2,500 Scoville Units

Jalapeno's are 2,500 - 8,000

and depending on which kind of Habanero Op used that pepper can range from 100,000 to 577,000

edit 2

ha i forgot Standard pepper spray is rated at 2 - 5 million

I'm spending the first few days of the break driving up to FSU with a bunch of friends as a surprise for one of our friends that recently graduated. The rest of the break'll be spent at home, enjoying one of these babies.

Honestly Kim, if your family's away during this time of year and you want to get into Christmas, I suggest simply celebrating it with any of your friends; I'm sure they'd happily celebrate it with you!

Here you go

https://www.amazon.com/Columbina-Strawberry-Candy-Wrapped-5LB/dp/B003EMSRLK/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_325_t_2?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=3N21KPQGSZ40FW1ZYEKT

these are the ones you're looking for, eh?

You can also get them at Walmart, drug store, etc.

https://www.amazon.com/Columbina-Strawberry-Candy-Wrapped-5LB/dp/B003EMSRLK

Sliced up with a sprinkling of Tajin. Just the cukes or add some mango & jicama.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0000GL6RK

http://www.walmart.com/ip/10849977

https://www.amazon.com/Taj%C3%ADn-Cl%C3%A1sico-Seasoning-5-oz/dp/B0000GL6RK

Sriracha is cock sauce. In all honestly it's actually fucking delicious cock sauce.

A miniature sewing kit. When you’re running missions outside, clothes tend to get ripped, and with only limited numbers, life can get rough. A sewing kit helps.
Spirarcha chili sauce. If your soldier likes spicy foods, send them this. It’s spicy, it has flavor, and it will last them a few months.

Socks and underwear. Send them hiking socks and replacement pairs of underwear. Clothes tend to get gross and if they don’t have laundry, sometimes it is for the best to toss out old underclothes and wear new ones.

Beef jerky.

Trail mix of various types.

Great ideas for one-time gifts. These range from relatively cheap, to pricy and are a great surprise to a soldier stationed anywhere. I’ve included links to the products to give you an idea of what they look like, though don’t take those links as the only/cheapest place to find them:

Adjustable two-point sling. On base they have to carry around a weapon everywhere, and on mission they’ll be going some serious distance with it in their hands. If they are still using an Army-issue plain sling life is going to get a bit annoying. An adjustable two-point sling makes things more convenient and lets them ready a weapon to fire without an awkward movement on a mission. Ignore this if they are using a machine-gun, because those use heavy duty slings. Various companies make these, I prefer the VTAC, but they are all similar in make.

Surefire Earplugs. On mission, soldiers are supposed to wear earplugs, but many don’t because its uncomfortable and often all they are issued are cheap low qualifty plugs. Surefire earplugs conform to the shape of the ear and they are designed to allow someone to still be able to hear conversation level noise while protecting from high level noise. These are great.

Head-Loc helmet straps. One of the greatest pains is a helmet that won’t stay secure. The Head-Loc straps stay tighter and make the helmet so comfortable that you forget you’re wearing it.

PMAGs. Magpul plastic magazines, or PMAGs are high quality replacements for metal GI magazines. Army issued metal magazines are often used for years past the date that they should be retired and they are prone to feeding issues (I won’t get into the details) and PMAGs fix many of those issues and give a soldier more confidence in their equipment. A combat load is 7 magazines, so don’t feel the need to buy more than that, and even one or two PMAGs is greatly appreciated. Ignore if they are using a machinegun.

Head-lamp. Walking around an outpost at night is tricky and Afghanistan can get dark, a head-lamp is a great help to keep your soldier from stubbing their toe or walking into barbed wire. Get only with some kind of red or blue light filter.

Mechanix gloves. Soldiers need to wear gloves on mission and they tend to get torn up, a replacement pair of mechanixs gloves is a good choice.

Were amazing, or are amazing?

He's won the award for slamming on nerds

Percentages are more useful for people on medical keto, say epileptics. Here, it is more typical to track in grams.

People on here tend to have the most success keeping to 20 g net carbs per day which is carbs minus fiber (in US). Outside US the label typically already reflects the math, is my understanding.

So, you can eat anything that fits into your macros. The calculator in the sidebar is a good one, set carbs to 20 g and activity to sedentary, most folks do a 20% deficit.

If you want to eat pinto beans, the rest of your day has to be pretty carb free. Black coffee and a steak for your other meal would fit nicely. ;)

As an alternative, Black Soybeans (have only seen them canned) are very low in net carbs and are great in burritos, tacos, etc.

https://www.amazon.com/Eden-Organic-Black-Beans-15-Ounce/dp/B000GZS9Q6?th=1

Protip: you can make keto Tex-Mex.

Puffy tortillas

Tortilla chips

Pico

Guacamole

Enchiladas

Crispy taco shells

Quesadillas

Tamales

At 20 carbs or less a day, I’m down 74 lbs since the end of spring, and I don’t even exercise or really even try to run a calorie deficit. You can literally just get trays of Whataburger patties with cheese, fried eggs, and all that jazz.

Check out /r/ketorecipes and /r/keto for extra. There’s a recipe for just about every form of Mexican food. (Bonus tip: baby corn has no carbs, and fiber doesn’t count, so you can get the HEB low-carb tortillas if you’re feeling lazy.)

Edit: ps - black soybeans have 1 net carb and can be mashed and refried like pintos. Watch out for added carbs in shredded cheese and bacon, but both are A-OK otherwise.

If you want legumes with almost no carbs, try these.

http://www.amazon.com/Eden-Organic-Black-Beans-15-Ounce/dp/B000GZS9Q6

I know, right? The only way I found out about them was through a recipe book. They are so amazing and I really missed beans. They sell them at places like Whole Foods, but I get mine online from Amazon for cheaper.

He's currently on the toilet shitting his insides out and crying because he thinks he's gonna die.

Source: Drank 1 tbsp of this shit one tequila night.
http://www.amazon.com/Source-Sauce-Million-Scoville-Units/dp/B001BIXJG2

I tried The Source there today. One drop of this sauce completely engulfed any other sauce I tried for the rest of the afternoon; 7.1 million scoville units is not something to scoff at.

Do not click unless you want to be ruined

http://www.hotsauceworld.com/source.html

http://www.amazon.com/The-Source-Sauce-Million-Scoville/dp/B001BIXJG2

One drop on a spoon ???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ElV5F5cRtQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0y7CXqI2ac

You can buy them online too

5lbs of the fuckers on Amazon. Here you go: http://www.amazon.com/Columbina-Strawberry-Candy-Wrapped-5LB/dp/B003EMSRLK

This is probably my most embarassing thing

I have always wanted to make one...

You can buy them on Amazon for about 4 bucks. Shipping is free but most are sent from Japan so expect it to take at least 2-3 weeks. I recommend it though! They're fun!

Edit: English instructions

Lao gan ma brand chili sauces are some of the most popular in China--all my Chinese friends swear by it, as do I. I personally favor the flavor of the black bean sauce.

I often just use a big spoonful of Lao Gan Ma Spicy Chili Crisp as a stir fry sauce. It doesn't have sugar in it. It's also way cheaper if you have access to an asian market.

Wikipedia suggests that Italians use an oil made from olive oil and Calabrian chilis:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chili_oil#Italy

...I don't know exactly what sort of hot oil's expected for the Roberta's "bee sting pizza" you showed, but if I had to hazard a guess it would be that.

Honestly, I suspect that any sort of chili oil made from any chilis in any oil will work, if the intent is just to add a little heat (in addition to the hot soppresata.)

You can make your own chili oil by heating up some vegetable oil and then pouring it over dried chili flakes. I've been known to heat up cheap olive oil (a highly-processed one is best for this, not extra-virgin) and pour it over "pizza pepper" flakes to make it. (You have to use a sufficient quantity of chili flakes to keep the oil from incinerating them. Note that it may come out shockingly spicy -- after it cools down you can mix a little of the chili oil with plain oil to dilute it.) It's a common homemade Chinese condiment, so a Google search on "chili oil" will turn up many recipes and tutorial videos, some plain, and some with extra ingredients.

Here's a (rather different) store-bought Chinese hot oil topping I like on my pizzas:

http://nymag.com/strategist/article/lao-gan-ma-best-chili-sauce-review.html

https://www.amazon.com/Lao-Gan-Chili-Crisp-Sauce/dp/B0051D84JU

Stores that carry Chinese products should have it -- the brand name is "Lao Gan Ma" and the specific product is "Spicy Chili Crisp". It's relatively mild as chili oils go (I could eat it all by itself!) and it's loaded with crunchy things (such as black beans) and salt and MSG. It's a whole bunch of comfort-food flavors all at once. But it's probably not remotely like what Roberta's pizza uses.

I shop at Winco Foods, they have it in bulk for $2 per pound. Not really sure where else to get it

edit: Amazon has it

Nah. Get defatted peanut flour. You get a lot and it goes a long way.

There you go, knock yourself out. https://www.amazon.ca/Death-Wish-Coffee-Strongest-Organically/dp/B006CQ1ZHI

I buy these bean-only noodles: https://www.amazon.com/Explore-Asia-Organic-Spaghetti-7-05-Ounce/dp/B0078DU1CY

Not necessarily low calorie, but very high fiber and protein. They taste good, better than any other pasta replacement in my opinion.

Secret Aardvark might be up your alley

Not OP, but I make wings regularly on the kettle. For regular wings:
-Set up kettle like OP, coals on one side
-Set all wings skin side down on a sheet with paper towel under it to dry the skin
-Sear wings skin side down over coals for 1-3 minutes until slightly charred
-Flip and sear other side for 1 minute
-Transfer to other side of grill skin side up
-Place lid on with vent open and directly over the wings
-Wait 5-20 minutes depending on how you like the wings done then toss them in sauce.

This gives the best of both worlds. A nice charred sear that makes the skin super tender and a indirect cooking period to crisp everything up. I usually marinade half of them in a mixture of Sabauce and Aardvark for some extra flavor. I've seen people have really good results using the Vortex as well.

https://www.amazon.com/Secret-Aardvark-Habanero-Sauce-Net/dp/B00AIR3Q38/ref=asc_df_B00AIR3Q38/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=198064132688&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=16431108152656920770&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9061210&hvtargid=aud-829758849484:pla-382812061606&psc=1

I’m just going to leave this here for you, OP. I believe, no matter how crazy one is, everyone deserves to know this delisciousness.

Ramen packet.
MCD pancake butter or two.
Carrot.
Fresh greenbeans/sugar snap peas (lots of grocery stores have them in loose bulk. Enough for X meals)
Sriracha packet (panda Express has them. Just ask do t have to buy anything)

Can do this as a soup or drained noodles. Add water , boil with sliced carrots and beans/peas. Few mins depending on your taste for softness. Add noodles cook the 3 min for them.
Optional: drain water (keep for soup)
Add ramen flavor packet and butter. Mix up and eat. (Sriracha as needed)

Garlic powder (very little) is also good but not required. Can make your own seasoning as well and ditch the ramen seasoning. I'd say play around at home either way. Lots of veggie options out there that are light and will keep a day or two.

Also, there are lots of ramens out there besides the basic ones at normal grocery stores. My city has a pretty big vietnamese community and their grocery stores have some pretty fancy ones. I'll find and link some as they are on amazon as well. These have 3, 4, 5 packets of seasonings/oils/spices and are pretty dang good (I tend to add veggies to most)

Dont like/want noodles? Rice works too. I'm sure there are other options as well. Cant think of any at the moment.


Oh yeah. Dried mushrooms. The asian market or Amazon should have those too. Great to add. Add towards end. Don't need too much hydration.

https://www.amazon.com/Indomie-Instant-Noodles-Certified-Original/dp/B00HXIXWKM/



https://www.amazon.com/Mama-Tom-Yum-Flavour-Noodles/dp/B000QFOXTS/ this ones spicy!

https://www.amazon.com/Wild-Mushroom-Gourmet-European-Mushrooms/dp/B075NVDRLY/

Medley Hills Farm Cereal Marshmallows 1 lb https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00WXZJTS4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_LLZCybXQG88GQ

I've been looking at Soylent for a while. I've heard good things, and it seems like it would be well suited to being a meal replacement for people with IBD. I have to mention that I haven't tried it yet though, so I can't guarantee the quality.

I am 6'1" and 135lbs. I have a hard time consuming enough calories with regular foods so I use Soylent to make up the extra calories. I drink 2 bottles of Soylent per day (Each bottle is 14oz) which equates to 800 calories total. That means I only need 400 calories for each of my 3 meals per day unless I expend a lot of calories through exercise.

https://www.amazon.com/Soylent-Replacement-Drink-Original-Bottles/dp/B01EUEIL3E

The most important thing I have learned to prevent weight loss is to eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day.

Found them.
http://www.amazon.com/Popin-Cookin-Happy-Sushi-House/dp/B004N8LMFM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396893487&sr=8-1&keywords=candy+sushi+kit

Edit: Holy cow, I dont know why but I cant stop watching these videos.

Molecular Gastronomy is so fun! In this case, that candy is likely by Kracie and is part of their poppin cookin stuff. I don't know which particular kit it was, but can say that the sushi one is fun.

And a link to amazon for those wanting one: http://www.amazon.com/Popin-Cookin-Happy-Sushi-House/dp/B004N8LMFM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1369025388&sr=8-1&keywords=sushi+candy

Agreed.

Fellow instant-noodle lover here. If you find your local Asian market - the legit one that Asian immigrants go to - you can find a ton of stuff to kick up your ramen. Cheap veg, we're talking 3 lb bags of baby bok choy for $2, fitty-cent green onion, and hella cheap ground pork, something like $2/lb. Also, delicious tinned fish (under $2).

But the best shit is the sauce aisle.

Good ramen comes with several packets: freeze dried veg, powder seasoning, and the grease packet. The ten cent stuff only comes with the powder. To make up for the grease packet, you can get either sesame oil or chili oil. You can get a tub of curry paste for under $3 and make curry noodles; one tub should yield 30-40 servings. Or Korean gojuchang.

This is my favorite and it's around $4 a jar in the market.

You can also save up any fat left from cooking, like bacon drippings or chicken fat, freeze it, and use it to silk up your ramen.

It makes a ten cent bag into at least a $2.50 bag.

https://www.amazon.com/Lao-Gan-Chili-Crisp-Sauce/dp/B0051D84JU

The best thing to come from China since chinese pussy.

This and lots of it. You should be able to get it at all asian supermarkets.

I like to use white pepper and occasionally some sesame oil for lighter pork/chicken flavored soups. If you can get Shichimi Togarashi, that's probably one of the best spices. It's more commonly sprinkled over udon but it'll work nicely with just about any soup.

I get mine from Amazon.com. Two lbs for $11.28.

Yea, prime ship is gone on that one BUT ... a 2 LB package for $13.90 (about $0.44/ounce) is available with prime ship here

And yes! peanut flour = powdered peanut butter. to eat like peanut butter, add water salt + sweetener of your choice. Bonus? I can't go digging into these packages with a spoon like I do with regular PB

Edit to add: If you're not signed up for Amazon Smile, these links direct you to it and Amazon will automatically donate to whichever charity you choose - no additional money from you is required. Cheap way to donate!

I bought this one: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0052OOYOW/

The Official Keto Chow 1.5 recipe calls for 10g/serving of peanut flour, and recommends a 28% fat product from Byrd Mill.

Umm, this Dragon Ball Z Funko is amazing, I didn't know they made my husband into an action figure!

Dragonite is also very adorable <3 He was always a fav of mine!

Also, Death Wish Coffee sounds very interesting and mysterious. Hmm.

Whats the raffle phrase? :D

My new favorite discovery is black bean spaghetti. I saw it at Costco and figured it was worth a shot.

At first, it reminded me of rubber bands. But then I got used to it and realized it's actually pretty good! It's much more filling than regular pasta, and can be used in a lot of different dishes. It's a nice break from spaghetti squash!

Pasta with Protein > Carbs.

http://www.amazon.com/Explore-Asia-Organic-Spaghetti-7-05-Ounce/dp/B0078DU1CY

It's expensive AF on Amazon, but look at your local grocery stores for this. I found it at mine for relatively cheap. More expensive than regular pasta, but worth it for the macros.

Black bean spaghetti

I agree with this 99% of the time, but Aardvark goes great on both eggs and fish tacos. Out of the hundreds of hot sauces I've tried, aardvark is by far the most applicable to any situation. https://www.amazon.com/Secret-Aardvark-Habanero-Sauce/dp/B00AIR3Q38

Secret Aardvark Red Habanero. https://smile.amazon.com/Secret-Aardvark-Habanero-Sauce-Net/dp/B00AIR3Q38/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1524697383&sr=8-3&keywords=secret+aardvark

Dude where do you live? Order it on amazon??

>it was uncomfortable, but it was also exhilarating. There was a little adrenaline boost. I felt high, and my consciousness was affected in a weird yet exciting way.

welcome to the club, friend.

a couple recommendations based on personal experience.

Ghost pepper: 1 of them INSTANTLY can be recommended. ADOBOLOCO HAMAJANG is INSANELY delicious. if there is a cost plus world market near you, they probably have it. if you are lucky, they are in the clearance section. manageable heat. EXCELLENT flavor. its more of a pepper water than your traditional hot sauce but w/e.

habanero: secret aardvark habanero hot sauce is by far my favorite habanero sauce. i would avoid "DA BOMB" like the plague. literally no flavor at all, and it just feels like you are stabbing your tongue with a hot knife.

Trinidad scorpion: personally, i cheated with this one. i am PROBABLY the only person out there with an actual BOTTLE of the Buffalo Wild Wings "Scorpion Rum" hot sauce. scorpion peppers mixed with meyers dark rum makes for a SERIOUSLY delicious sauce. shame it as a limited time only deal...

i actually havent had a sauce with carolina reapers in it, so i cant recommend anything. but if you stay here long enough, you wont just try one or 2 of them, you will probably find a GOOD one.

https://www.amazon.com/Secret-Aardvark-Habanero-Sauce/dp/B00AIR3Q38

This is pretty much the best sauce ever made.

If you like challenges, I recommend the following:

• https://www.hotsaucedepot.com/357-mad-dog-ghost-pepper-edition-5oz/
  
  
• https://www.hotsaucedepot.com/blairs-ultra-death-5oz/
  
  
• https://www.hotsaucedepot.com/high-river-sauces-rogue-5oz/
  
  
  If you prefer sauces you can cook and eat freely, then I recommend:
  
  
• https://www.amazon.com/Secret-Aardvark-Habanero-Sauce/dp/B00AIR3Q38/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_325_bs_img_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=81S5SW7T1FDBFPW30GGH
  
  
• https://www.amazon.com/El-Yucateco-Habanero-Sauces-Items/dp/B0000GHNUE
  
  
• https://www.amazon.com/Yucatan-Sunshine-Habanero-5-Ounce-Bottles/dp/B000LLKCV0
  
  

This ish right here.


Important though:

1. Specifically this flavor. I've tried a few others and eh.
   
   
   
2. Drain the water after microwaving/boiling, it's definitely a fried noodle dish rather than noodle soup.
   
   
   I'm in love with these things oh my god.

If you want to switch up your ramen game try these. I've barely eaten anything else for weeks. I think they might actually be addictive. And all of the varieties are good.

Depends on what you want.


Soup based #2 for me: MARUTAI Hakata Nagahama Tonkotsu anything from MARUTAI is AMAZING


Instant Indomie #1 for me: Mi GorenG almost anything from indomie is really good.


Spice and pure sadistic heat: Samyang Extra Spicy

I hope this helps. :)

EDIT

Read your post again, i missed the mark. To import food in general from japan i use this site

this is my fav https://www.amazon.com/Indomie-Mi-Goreng-Instant-Noodle/dp/B00HXIXWKM?th=1

I used to do the same thing with indomie mi gorang

So good when your broke and lazy.

Nah man the dumb part is that you can buy just the marshmallows. Medley Hills Farm Cereal Marshmallows 1 lb https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00WXZJTS4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_nEIIAbCAFV6EM

maybe try this? marshmallows

marshmallows 2

Dunno if this helps

These arrived this morning, speaking of

Yes, they now do. 2.0 at least, not 1.5 There's also plenty of people reselling as well. Here's their official link.

https://www.amazon.com/Soylent-Ready-Drink-Food-Bottles/dp/B01EUEIL3E?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0

You can subscribe 5 times (60 bottles a month) to it to get a 15% discount.

See here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01EUEIL3E/

You can look here. It's also on Amazon with free 1 day shipping for prime members.

Regular Soylent Drink also on sale.

As is Nectar...but it's nectar.

You were probably looking at listings from unauthorized resellers, which is a common mistake because Amazon does fuck-all to clarify if you're looking at the real listing or not.

You're better off bookmarking the correct page since Amazon makes it so difficult to find: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01EUEIL3E/

Any other 2.0 listing you might find is an unauthorized reseller, and at the current time any listing for any Soylent product other than 2.0 is also unauthorized. They did have bars officially listed for a while, and I think they're working on Coffiest. Also, if the page doesn't say "Amazon Launchpad", you're definitely in the wrong place.

The base Amazon price and the base website price are always identical. The Soylent website offers a 5% discount for subscriptions; Amazon offers a base 5% discount for subscriptions but it rises to 15% if you have 5 or more Subscribe & Save items shipped to you in your monthly shipment. You can do this with 5 boxes of 2.0, but you have to do 5 individual subscriptions; it won't count if you do 1 subscription with a quantity of 5.

You can get the same 15% discount on the Soylent website with the 5% subscription discount + 10% coupon discount; there are permanent 10% coupon codes and occasional larger coupon codes, but they only apply to the first shipment of the subscription so you have to constantly cancel and re-subscribe. Amazon is a lot simpler, plus a lot of people have credit cards that give cash back on Amazon purchases.

The chili lime spice is basically Tajin, which is what all the fruit carts in LA use. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0000GL6RK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_N7AACbMQ1H2DN

Skip a few steps and get this. You'll need to add heat, but it's close.


https://www.amazon.com/Taj%C3%ADn-Cl%C3%A1sico-Seasoning-5-oz/dp/B0000GL6RK

1 Gallon Tuscan Whole Milk - might have the singularly best Amazon review I've ever read, though there is much more content in the Haribo bears reviews

Fresh Whole Rabbit

50 Gallons of Lube

You sure can.

And for dessert.

Amazon sells everything

Even William Gibson didn't write about us being able to buy freshly slaughtered animals over the web:

http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G

When I finally had my laughing fit, it was Cloverdale fresh, whole rabbit and the comments on Amazon.

Spices and condiments should always get a priority. Try to add something to your inventory each month, so you can have variety even when it's the end of the month and you are down to half a case of ramen and some rice.

• Sriracha - "I put that *** on everything.
  
• Sweet Chili-garlic sauce - what god intended for chicken. You can make your own - but you can find good ones at any decent supermarket or Asian corner store.
  
• Chili-garlic paste. Deliciously intense.
  
• Curry (Sweet Madras Curry is fairly safe, other curry blends can rip your lips off. In a good way, but be warned.)
  
• Balsamic vinegar. Great for saute', salads, etc. Adds a lot of flavor at a fairly low price per serving.
  
• Balsamic reduction. Seemingly expensive, but it's not. It's concentrated, rich, deep and sweet; goes on everything from meat to ice cream.
  
• Garlic powder - Along with salt and pepper, it's a basic.
  
  So, for that naked pasta - 2 or 3 tbs of margarine or extra-virgin olive oil, a small clove of garlic, pressed, a drizzle of balsamic reduction ~an eighth of a teaspoon, be scant with it - microwave in a container with a cover until just hot, blend by shaking. Drizzle over your veggies and pasta. No need to use it all at once - it will keep nicely.
  
  Ok, now I'm hungry. Which reminds me - broke college students should probably get into lacto-fermentation. Saurkraut, kimchee, etc all add tremendous nutrition and flavor at very low cost. /r/fermentation has you covered. The big win here is that you can scoop up all the marked-down produce and ferment it. It's also a thing that complements /r/freeganism. Saurkraut is particularly easy and I promise you - if you think it's kinda sour and yet bland, it doesn't have to be. And it's cheap like borcht.

Just about any decient grocery store should carry sriracha. It should be right next to the soy sauce and other oriental foods. If not, here ya go.

Last week I was discussing the idea of having a sushi pizza. I kicked around the idea a little bit and decided I would do a Shaggy Dog inspired pizza. Normal pizza crust with dragon sauce (Kewpie and Rooster sauce) and cream cheese base. I did a very thin coating of sushi rice in the sauce (I'd leave this out next time) and then some green onions and shrimp. I did just enough Mozzarrella cheese to make everything gel together (about 1/3 of the amount I'd normally use). After it came out of the oven, I added slices of avacado, cucmbers and sprinkled with shredded fake crab. I found it tasted best if you let it sit for about 10 minutes.

The sauces are pretty easy to find, any Asian grocery will have them or any grocery store with a decent Asian section.

Alternatively:

Hoisin sauce

Sweet chili sauce

Sriracha sauce

Thai peanut sauce For some reason Amazon only has this in a 12 pack. I'm actually OK with that. ;^)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0002PSOJW sriracha is a hot sauce. Sometimes referred to as cocksauce due to the rooster on the bottle.

I think this might be the cheapest thing and these are probably the most awesome candies I've ever eaten.

http://www.amazon.com/Crunchie-Milk-Chocolate-Honeycomb-Center/dp/B0007U5J40/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=17MJGPKXODNO7&coliid=I1DCLFT2FK92FQ

Congrats on surviving your first year!

You're Welcome

I am your God.
orgasm
Also, I ordered some. I taste an ama

Sugary goodness in roo form.

Good news.

Black soy beans can be used in place of black beans anywhere you like. They are the only keto-friendly bean that I know of. (An equivalent amount of black beans would have 24g net carbs.) Put them in some keto-friendly chili with beefy crumble to up the protein, eat them with tofu/eggs in a scramble, make a Mexican-inspired bean dip out of them and eat with veggies or cheese chips... Tons of options for them! :)

I always got this brand, and I found it at health food stores as well as big chain grocery stores that have a decent natural foods selection.

It's this: https://www.amazon.com/Eden-Organic-Black-Beans-15-Ounce/dp/B000GZS9Q6?th=1

Found it on a shelf in the organic section of my local supermarket.

I buy them from Amazon, but they aren't prime eligible and you have to buy a whole dozen at once. I did it, though, because I use them in a lot of recipes: http://www.amazon.com/Eden-Organic-Black-Beans-15-Ounce/dp/B000GZS9Q6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1381764143&sr=8-1&keywords=black+soybeans+eden

Ingredients:

• 1 lb. Boneless, Skinless Chicken Thighs. Cut into small pieces
  
• 1 Tbsp. Olive Oil
  
• 1 medium Onion, diced
  
• 1 tsp. Garlic, minced
  
• 1 tsp. Ground Cumin
  
• 2 tsp. Dried Oregano
  
• 1 tsp. Cayenne Pepper
  
• 1/4 c. Shredded Cheese (I personally used Cheddar)
  
• 1/4 c. Heavy Whipping Cream
  
• 1 qt. Chicken Stock
  
• 3 cans Eden Organic Black Soy Beans. Eden Organic is probably the most accessible brand but you can use whatever you find. Note: Black soy beans taste more like traditional black beans rather than yellow soy beans.
  
  Instructions:
  
  Put olive oil, onion, and chicken into large pan on the stove. Cook until the chicken is no longer pink on the outside. Add garlic and cook for another minute or so. Add every other ingredient and bring to a boil. Reduce heat slightly and let cook uncovered for 20 minutes or so.
  
  Tweaks:
  
  You can increase the amount of cheese in the recipe to help thicken the sauce a little. You can also top with more cheese or sour cream after serving.
  
  I didn't have any jalapeno or other peppers on hand but you can definitely add them in for extra heat. Speaking of heat, this chili does have a bit of a kick to it so if you're sensitive to spice just leave out or reduce the amount of Cayenne Pepper.
  
  Finally, you could serve with pork rinds or something if you wish to have a crunch.
  
  Nutrition:
  
  Makes about 11 cups of food, which I estimate to be about 6 servings (I took about 1 cup out to eat. Ended up going back for seconds)
  
  
• Calories: 374
  
• Fat: 20g
  
• Carbs: 15g
  
• Fiber: 13g
  
• Net Carbs: 2g
  
• Protein: 37g

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000GZS9Q6/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o08_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

That's some hot [stuff] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001BIXJG2/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_apa_eDblxbV7D5W06)

Try a ghost pepper salsa before you get into the extracts Try Jardines, or Mrs. Renfro's ghost pepper salsa before you try something like [The Source] (http://www.amazon.com/The-Source-Sauce-Million-Scoville/dp/B001BIXJG2)

Only use 1-2 drops of the source per large amount of food (like a whole pot of chili / crock-pot / 4 lbs of hamburger meat.) Some places will let you try a drop on a burger or a wing if they have it, but they make you sign a health waiver.

Actually, it lives on!

http://www.amazon.com/Rice-Krispies-Treats-Cereal-14-2-Ounce/dp/B001E6K63A

if no one can find them to trade you can get them online they ship free with amazon prime

http://www.amazon.com/Rice-Krispies-Treats-Cereal-14-2-Ounce/dp/B001E6K63A

BAM!

Link for everyone. (It's $11 for 4 boxes)

Amazon.com has some rice crispy treats cereal

BAM!

Anyone remember Rice Krispies Treats Cereal? The pieces were so sharp and jagged that it was like eating lava rocks, but it was worth it because it was so delicious.

edit: Apparently, you can still order it, four boxes at a time, from Amazon.

TIL Rice Krispie Treat Cereal is a thing and they are different from regular Rice Krispie cereal

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00315HJ8C/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_c_api_wCXJAb1D0KBSH

Or you could get a 5 lb gummy bear...

https://www.amazon.com/Giant-Gummy-Bear-approx-Pounds/dp/B00315HJ8C

Are you ready to kill a God?

Trader Joe's has 1 lb bars! And they're only $5, and pretty good. Also, you're screwed when your kid discovers these.

Have you seen this?

I've had some luck using coconut oil right after a shower. Just slather this on there, and it should help clear the bumps up in a few weeks.

I'm currently sporting platinum blonde hair (bleached from natural black), and while my natural texture isn't too badly damaged, my hair's been way drier than I'm used to. A combination of coconut oil, argan oil, this hair masque, and some CHI products are keeping it soft at the moment.

I'm using this blue-tinted shampoo and conditioner to maintain the blonde color, but back when I was sporting pink hair, I used the TIGI bedhead sulfate-free shampoo and conditioner and it was fairly good to me (didn't wash color out all that fast, kept hair looking shiny and feeling soft and healthy.)

In the US we had an energy drink called Cocaine. People went apeshit over it. There was a rumor that they were going to change the name and keep selling it, but I haven't seen it anywhere lately.

Fun fact: It had more caffeine than any drink on the market. I liked it, but it burned your mouth and throat when you drank it. It tasted like this candy.

5 lb bag available on Amazon for $14.

https://www.amazon.com/Columbina-Strawberry-Candy-Wrapped-5LB/dp/B003EMSRLK/

This kind.

Oh look! A piece of candy!

Mathematical! :-D This please? - They stopped selling a salt candy that I used to eat as a kid and this is the alternative. Craving it so hard!

Most vendors will also use this. It’s used throughout Mexico.

Here’s the amazon link, but they sell them at target and most grocery stores.

Tajin seasoning

Tajin seasoning! Cut up your banana and sprinkle on top. I also like my bananas cold.

Protip: Highly recommend Tajin seasoning for bloody Mary/Caesar rimjob. Good stuff!

Get a bottle of Tajín for your avocado-eating pleasure. It's bangin' on eggs, too.

Quesadilla with Cheese, Green Onions, and Tajin!

Also, eating the ripe mango with some of this stuff sprinkled on top is absolutely delicious.

This stuff. ("Ground chile peppers, salt and dehydrated lime juice.") They were offering sample packs of it yesterday in Adventureland, and I always get a giant pickle while I'm there, so the woman was like "Trust me. Put the chili mix on the pickle."

Oh my god it's so fucking delicious I could cry. I immediately bought a huge thing of it at our grocery store this morning, along with two massive jars of pickles, and let's be real they'll be gone by tonight.

Hummus is great to dip all kinds of raw veggies in, especially cucumber.

How about lime juice and salt. Or Tajin.

Or Ssamjang Korean Seasoned Soybean paste

You won't be disappointed. The tajin is the most important part IMO. I throw some in the glass as well as the rim, You can get it at Walmart in the Hispanic Foods section.

Oh that Tajin Fruit and Snack Seasoning Haven't had that in so long! I would recommend it to everyone!

Non-mobile: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0000GL6RK/ref=redir_mdp_mobile/187-1701326-5739659

^That's ^why ^I'm ^here, ^I ^don't ^judge ^you. ^PM ^/u/xl0 ^if ^I'm ^causing ^any ^trouble. ^WUT?

I relate SO MUCH. I am still in school as well (graduating next year), but I am an online student and I work full time. So when I'm not stressing about finding a job after I graduate, I am stressing about work or grades. I always get told that I act like a middle aged woman, though being married and working a desk job adds to that image.

1. There was a moment awhile back where I was feeling incredibly overwhelmed by EVERYTHING. Specifically, I was really worried about the possibility of finding a job in education or getting into a graduate program after graduation. That on top of worrying about my current job lasting until I was able to get out of school had me super high strung. I realized I couldn't do anything about either of those situations, so I got a cup of tea, drew a bath, and listened to classical music while I read a book. That is now my go to "stress relief" when I get overwhelmed.
   
   
2. Whole Fresh Rabbit - The reviews are hilarious.
   
   
3. Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff
   
   
4. Take deep breaths. You can do this. You have made it through your college career. People graduate with loans higher than your and make it. You have accomplished something - take time to celebrate that! And try to focus on taking things day by day. Sufficient is each day for its own troubles. Constantly focusing on your fears of the future will lead to you forgetting today. (:
   
   
5. Surprises are awesome!
   
   
6. Thank you for the contest!

I haven't bought much food on amazon, usually when i just cant find it anywhere else. I suggest This, or This

Here's my personal favorite (but there are tons of these out there)

That was my first thought too, it's for 3lbs of rabbit.

Then I got distracted by the customer images

http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/ref=pd_sbs_indust_5

this scared me.

Oh god. Okay. I feel like I've been preparing for this post my whole life (or at least since I found these awesome things on amazon):

• Tuscan Whole Milk
  
• Fresh Whole Rabbit
  
• Uranium Ore in a Can
  
• The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China -- Amazing read! Riveting!
  
• A Million Random Digits -- the textbook no student should be without!!!
  
• UFO Detector -- It's so amazing, you'll want to anally probe yourself!
  
• Everybody Masturbates -- Best reference manual and an amazing children's book!
  
• BIC Pens for Her -- Not to be used by men or your penis and testicles will immediately invert themselves and transform themselves into a vagina and ovaries!!!
  
• Moon People -- The greatest book of our time. Quite possibly. Follow the adventures of Dale Courtney - I mean, David Braymer - and his lady friend Cheral and his escapades as 1st Science Officer on the Lunar Base 1 Mobile Base Station
  
  Make sure you read the comments on these amazing, once in a lifetime products!!!
  
  edit: Aww shoot, I just saw you meant for realz. I got nothing, sorry. But still, you'll have a good laugh!

Fresh whole rabbit.

Many things on amazon get joke reviews, Its all in good fun.

Check out this page:

http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/product-reviews/B00012182G

Huy Fon - Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce

You're right, I am all of those things, and dudes are my specialty. (For the record, I do like Tabasco)

I find different dishes call for different sauces. The more sauces you try, the better of an idea you'll get for yourself what works with what. Note that the below links might not be the best prices and you can probably find a lot of these sauces at your local grocery store (unless you live in some cultural black hole like the American midwest). I spent my earlier years in southern California and developed a taste early on for Mexican cuisine, so my taste is highly reflective of that influence.

I enjoy these Mexican-style sauces:

• Cholula - mainstream, overpriced, but decent
  
  
  
• Tapatio - slightly more spicy than Cholula, a more peppery taste, for lack of a better description (on my part)
  
  
  
• Valentina - One of the cheapest sauces I've come around, just douse everything in your path with it, similar to Tapatio
  
  El Yucateco is a great brand, in my opinion. They have a lot of awesome varieties. If you go to an authentic Mexican restaurant, you'll likely find it there:
  
  
• Green Chili Habenero - Don't let the color fool you, this is a nice spicy sauce with a good flavor
  
  
• Kutbil-ik Mayan Style Habanero - This is a different flavor, but it's great and has a nice heat profile
  
  
• 4 pack Sampler - why not just try them all. $12 ain't that much, my friend ;)
  
  There are some other popular sauces which if I were to omit, people around here would be very angry:
  
  
• Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce - This stuff packs nice heat with a garlicy-chili taste. I generally save it for Chinese and Indian food, and cup-noodle. Others like to put it on pizza and everything else. It is my opinion that they just don't have the right repertoire of sauces, but hey, if they like it, more power to them.
  
  
• Frank's - You've already mentioned this, but this sauce and other similar Louisiana-style sauces are my favorite. Not very spicy, but they have a nice tangy flavor that goes great with Pizza, eggs, burgers, etc. Don't think about using this stuff on ethnic food, though. Stick to their sauces ;)
  
  There are a lot of boutique sauces out there that just pump out the Scoville units for the hell of it. A lot of them are gag gifts or novelties, but there are people out there that genuinely enjoy the rush you can get from them - you do get an adrenaline rush, it IS a high. Most of the sauces like this, however, are intended for cooking beef chili and other dishes where a small amount can be distributed through a larger portion of food.

Try Amazon.co.uk or amazon.de, they might ship there :)

Edit:

Here ya go mate, order her a whole bunch :)

The recipe I used was based off Paula Deen’s Southern Fried Chicken recipe with some modifications: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/southern-fried-chicken-recipe.html


The 3 major modifications I made:

• Substituted siracha hot sauce
  
• Brining the chicken in buttermilk for 24 hours
  
• Used a cast iron skillet instead of a deep pot (to get a nice crust on the chicken)
  
  
  The most challenging parts of the cook were breaking down the chicken and keeping the oil at a steady 350.
  
  
  Food ingredients
  
  
• 2-2.5lb chicken
  
• Large container of vegetable oil (peanut oil is my favorite)
  
• 3 eggs
  
• ⅓ cup water
  
• 1 cup + ½ tablespoon siracha (I like Huy Fong which you can get on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Huy-Fong-Sriracha-Chili-Bottle/dp/B0002PSOJW)
  
• 2 cups self rising flour
  
• ¼ cup + 1 teaspoon black pepper
  
• 1 cup + 1 tablespoon kosher salt
  
• ¼ cup garlic powder
  
• ¼ cup + ½ tablespoon smoked paprika
  
• ¼ teaspoon cayenne 1/2 quart low fat buttermilk
  
• 1.5 sprigs fresh sage
  
• 1.5 sprigs fresh thyme
  
• 1.5 sprigs fresh rosemary
  
• 1 bay leaf
  
• 1/2 lemon
  
• 2 cloves garlic
  
  Tools
  
  
• Garlic smasher
  
• A very sharp chef's knife
  
• A large tupperware container (to hold the chicken for brining)
  
• A medium tupperware container (to apply the dredge)
  
• Oil thermometer (instant read is best)
  
• Meat thermometer (for the chicken)
  
• Large (10-15") cast iron pan (I used 12")
  
• Cookie sheet and rack (to allow the chicken to rest)
  
• A good pair of heat resistant tongs
  
• Lemon zester
  
  
  Prepping (the day before)
  
  
  I front-loaded some of the work the day before, too, but you could do this the day of.
  
  
  Break down the chicken
  
  I brute forced 4 chickens on Friday and didn’t do enough research… here’s a good video on how to do it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGb1G3CFZvc Another good one from Alton Brown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ9OLPC-dkE
  I ended up with 2 drum sticks, 2 breasts, 2 thighs, and 2 wings. All of the pieces should include the bones, including the breast. Set it aside.
  
  Create the brine
  
  Mix together in a large tupperware:
  
  
• ½ quart low fat buttermilk
  
• 1.5 sprigs fresh sage, bruised
  
• 1.5 sprigs fresh thyme, bruised
  
• 1.5 sprigs fresh rosemary, bruised
  
• 1 bay leaf
  
• 1/2 lemon: juice it, then add the zest
  
• 2 cloves garlic, smashed
  
• ¼ teaspoon cayenne
  
• ½ tablespoon siracha
  
• ½ tablespoon smoked paprika
  
  Add all the chicken pieces, seal it, and put it in the fridge for 12-24 hours. Flip the chicken halfway through.
  
  Create the egg/sauce mix
  
  In another medium tupperware, mix together:
  
• 3 eggs
  
• 1 cup siracha
  
• ⅔ cup water
  
  Create the dredge
  
  In my cook, I just put 2 cups self rising flour in a tupperware.
  
  Create the house seasoning
  
  Mix it together and put it into an old spice container or pizza shaker: 1 cup kosher salt ¼ cup black pepper ¼ cup garlic powder ¼ cup smoked paprika
  
  The cook
  
  Do not cook the chicken cold. You want to time it so the chicken is near room temperature when you’re adding it to the oil. I waited about 45 minutes.
  
  Add the oil to the pan. I filled mine just before ⅔ full. Bring the heat to 350, carefully monitoring using a thermometer. I had my burner at about 5.5/10.
  
  Remove the chicken from the fridge and dump the brine down the drain. Remove all of the fresh herbs from the chicken and pat it dry with paper towels.
  
  Season the chicken liberally on all sides with the house seasoning.
  
  Using tongs, take the chicken and dunk it into the egg/hot sauce mixture. Let it drip dry, then transfer it over to the tupperware containing the self rising flour. I did 3-4 pieces at a time. Close the container and shake. Remove the chicken from the flour and shake it to remove excess flour.
  
  Once you’re done you’ll have a big pile of chicken. Let it side for 5 minutes to allow the flour to set. Remember, you want to avoid putting cold chicken into the hot oil.
  
  Once your oil is at 350, add the chicken. If you’re doing just one chicken, you can position it so everything ends up finishing around the same time. Put the thigh meat in the middle and everything else around it, with the white meat towards the edge of the pan. Skin side down.
  
  Cook it for 10-12 minutes, then flip it. Using your meat thermometer, track the inside temperature of the chicken breast. Remove it once it reaches 165 and put it on the cookie sheet / rack (do not use paper towels!).
  
  Serve it hot. If you’re doing a bunch all at once, you can put it in the oven at 200 for a little while until it’s ready to serve.

https://www.amazon.de/Huy-Fong-Sriracha-Chilisauce-482g/dp/B0002PSOJW

Currently a big bottle of this
but i vary if i use one up. Used to just always have Tabasco but went off it a bit as found it too sweet. Usually just grab something thats hot and on offer!

This sriracha is $2.64. I've never had it before and I'm thinking it would be good with all of the foods

Wooooo okay! Here's 1-20, and I will give the bonus ones a go in just a few minutes! fear cuts deeper than swords

1.) Something that is grey. How about a knife set?!

2.) Something reminiscent of rain. Cinema Paradiso! The cover of it is two people in the rain :) (Movies wishlist)

3.) Something food related that is unusual. This Manatea infuser is unusual! (Default wishlist)

4.) Something on your list that is for someone other than yourself. Tell me who it's for and why. (Yes, pets count!) I have a pet wishlist and a wishlist for my best friend! This traveling litter box is the perfect combination--it's so I can take my kitty on trips to my best friend's place! (Kitty wishlist)

5.) A book I should read! I am an avid reader, so take your best shot and tell me why I need to read it! Why have just one book when you could have 3000?! This little usb is loaded with over 3000 classic novels. Yes, almost all of these novels are free on Project Gutenberg, but having them all in one spot ready for you to peruse is amazing. You're almost guaranteed to find a book worth reading that you haven't read yet! (Books wishlist)

6.) An item that is less than a dollar, including shipping... that is not jewelry, nail polish, and or hair related! Well, not a physical item, but I have an mp3! (Music wishlist)

7.) Something related to cats. I love cats! (keep this SFW, you know who you are...) Kitty nail caps! I have a sphynx, so I have to clip her nails roughly every week (otherwise when she scratches herself, she cuts herself up D:). Nail caps are a cute and more hassle-free way of dealing with her claws! (Kitty wishlist)

8.) Something that is not useful, but so beautiful you must have it. This one is pretty tough for me, actually--I love purposeful items! However, I already have a cheese grater, so this hedgehog shaped one isn't actually something I NEED--it's just so cool!! (Default wishlist)

9.) A movie everyone should watch at least once in their life. Why? Life is Beautiful. It's a sweet, touching, and heartbreaking story of a Jewish father trying to keep the joy in life in a concentration camp. It's laugh-out-loud funny, and so sad you'll cry. Definitely worth watching. (Movies wishlist)

10.) Something that would be useful when the zombies attack. Explain. Packaged, high-cal foods will be really helpful! You have to keep your energy up while you're on the run, and you need a portable snack! These cookies are sure to give you the extra boost you need to escape the zombies. (Default wishlist)

11.) Something that would have a profound impact on your life and help you to achieve your current goals. Hmmm this is a toss-up for me. I need a laptop for life. I have a little chromebook, but when I need to update my resumes and write cover letters, I need to go to the library to use an actual computer to make sure the formatting is right. A laptop would help with the job hunt and (hopefully) help land me a job! (Expensive things wishlist) My other goal, to become healthier, would be helped by wrist weights to wear during my runs! No, it's not a huge amount of weight, but it will make my runs that much more difficult and help tone my arms! It's a small change with a big impact :) (Default wishlist)

12.) One of those pesky Add-On items. Oh gosh, take your pick. Cat snuggie (kitty wishlist), sriracha (who doesn't love hot sauce?! Under $6 wishlist), a pumice stone (Under $6 wishlist), or a kitty laser toy! (kitty wishlist)

13.) The most expensive thing on your list. Your dream item. Why? A $500 keyboard. I love playing piano, but I'm a young and flighty thing--I fully expect to be moving around a lot for the next 5-10 years, and I can neither afford an actual piano, nor can I imagine transporting one in and out of various apartments. This keyboard will give me the chance to practice and enjoy playing, but it's a much more compact and liveable way of doing so. (Expensive things wishlist)

14.) Something bigger than a bread box. A relatively cheap and yet still nice vacuum cleaner! Nice, easy to use, and practical :) (Expensive things)

15.) Something smaller than a golf ball. A storm trooper USB! Cute and practical! (Default wishlist)

16.) Something that smells wonderful. Lavender chamomile bubble bath! I don't know about you, but few things smell more relaxing to me than lavender and chamomile, so a combo bubble bath just sounds like bliss to me. (Default wishlist)

17.) A (SFW) toy. Here's a whole bag of toys! And less than $10 too! My kitty would have a field day with all those toys :) (Kitty wishlist!)

18.) Something that would be helpful for going back to school. A lunch box! I always brought my lunch to school, so every year I got a cool new lunch box for that year :) These ones are super cute, and insulated! (Default wishlist)

19.) Something related to your current obsession, whatever that may be. I've had a life-long Disney obsession! (Movies wishlist) My whole bathroom is Mickey themed (default wishlist), and I'm always looking for cool new Disney items to add to my wishlist! I seriously love Disney.

20.) Something that is just so amazing and awe-inspiring that I simply must see it. Explain why it is so grand. You too can own the Sword of Gryffindor! (Expensive things wishlist) Not only do you get to wield the weapon that destroyed three pieces of Voldemort's soul, it's also pretty practical! It's a letter opener that you can proudly display resting in the hands of a lion :) (Expensive things wishlist)

African Rhino Peri-Peri Extra Hot Sauce
Zombie Apocalypse Ghost Chili Sauce
Sriracha sauce

the most amazing candy in the world!

Who ever thought a gummi bear would take out a tooth!?

These are awesome and you should definitely get them for your friend, they are a little under 5 bucks and free shipping!

I'd love this if I win

Thanks for the contest! Tell your friend Happy Birthday!! from me! :)

Would love these

I have been stuck in bed, sick like a dog. This candy will most definitely fortify my taste buds with the rich chocolaty goodness, that it so greatly needs.

Bubbles!

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0007U5J40/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=3TGFX48FZA0BK&coliid=IO7UVQRAATF8I

Thanks.

or...
http://www.amazon.com/Crunchie-Milk-Chocolate-Honeycomb-Center/dp/B0007U5J40/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1420416596&sr=8-1&keywords=crunchies

I love food! The weirdest thing I've eaten would probably be frog's legs. They were delicious!

AUSTRALIA, FUCK YEAH

thanks for the contest

Candyyyyy!

I'm surprised nobody has linked to amazon yet...

You can buy them in bulk too!

Dunkaroos!

http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1323111683&sr=8-1

For people who can't buy them in stores, you can get them on amazon! :D http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2

Buying in bulk is definitely the best option haha

Oh they do. A solid 8 pounds of dunkaroos for $40 can be found [here] (http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2)

http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1310628349&sr=8-1

Enough to last you maybe 5 minutes

...and you can still get them on Amazon.

Relevant

I fucking LOVE DunkAroos.

I'll just leave this here.

Buy Dunkaroos Here

Dunkaroos still exist

Your username has brought back childhood memories

I use this calculator from the Mayo Clinic. According to that, if you are completely inactive 1600 calories a day will maintain your current weight. So if you consume, 1100 calories a day you will lose one pound per week (3500 calories per pound). You can eat a bit more and you'll simply lose weight at a slightly slower rate. Just never go above 1600 calories in a day.

Finding foods that taste good is key to success. I make a shake with the extreme milk chocolate flavor of this protein powder and soy milk. It is delicious. It literally tastes like a chocolate milkshake (as the Amazon reviews confirm), but is really good for you. Low calorie and high in protein. Another dish I make are these beans with garlic powder and other spices. Sometimes I add rice, but not too much (because rice are pure carbs). These beans are high in fiber and protein, so they are perfect. And the spices make the whole thing taste really good. The full receipe is here. The whole dish only costs $1.30 a meal and you can literally have all the ingredients shipped to your door from Amazon. Another tip is that if you drink, you can use the website Get Drunk Not Fat to make efficient choices about what you drink. :) Finally, be sure to take a multivitamin to make sure you get all the nutrients you need even though you have a calorie deficit.

Eat smart and the pounds will fly off in no time. I find the Hall of Fame to be really awesome motivation. With each pound you lose it will become easier to stay away from the bad stuff. Then once you are at your goal weight, you can start to eat more calories because then you just need to maintain. You don't have to be perfect, you just need to make smart choices overall. You can do it, I promise. :)

FYI: I discovered these a few weeks ago, but I can't bring myself to pull the trigger and buy black soybeans without trying one can.

http://www.amazon.com/Eden-Organic-Black-Beans-15-Ounce/dp/B000GZS9Q6

I'm with you there. But, you can make your own refried beans out of these beans and they taste great! Then you can make these tortillas and you could have an amazing bean burrito that's around 4 or 5 carbs. And that's if you load it up with beans.

If he just has to have some sort of beans, black soy beans are super low carb and a great replacement!

https://amazon.com/Eden-Organic-Black-Beans-15-Ounce/dp/B000GZS9Q6/

This is mine. My non-keto SO loves it.

• 1 lb Chorizo, uncased and chopped up
  
• 1 lb Ground beef (70/30 or 80/20)
  
• 2-3 Slices of bacon
  
• 1 Onion, chopped
  
• 1 Bell pepper (green or red), chopped
  
• 2-3 jalapeños, chopped (ditch the seeds if you don't like spice)
  
• 1 can [Black Soybeans] (https://www.amazon.com/Eden-Organic-Black-Beans-15-Ounce/dp/B000GZS9Q6) - drained and rinsed - low carb!
  
• One can tomatoes with green chiles
  
• Seasoning of choice (usually equal-ish parts of chili powder, cayenne, red pepper flakes, cumin and onion powder, with salt and pepper).
  
• Cilantro (leave it out if it tastes like soap to you, weirdo)
  
• Sour Cream
  
  Cook the bacon. Remove it from the pan and cook the chorizo and ground beef in the bacon grease. Throw everything except cilantro and sour cream in a slow cooker for 8 or so hours. Top with cilantro and sour cream.
  
  In my house we call this chili "Scott can't have this, it has pork".

They don't make good baked beans, but black soy beans are low carb and pretty darn good. Not sure if the carb count is in the link, but they are low carb. Source: We did a super low carb diet under a doctor's supervision for my daughter to try to control her seizures https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000GZS9Q6/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8

Edit to add the nutritional label I found online http://www.edenfoods.com/store/images/products/nlea/103050.gif

Black soy beans! They're kind of hard to find in the wild but they're readily available on Amazon.

no, this stuff is evil.

The Source Hot Sauce, 7.1 Million Scoville Units
Amazon Link

Ok, now I'm curious. You can buy this shit on Amazon by the way...

https://www.amazon.com/Source-Sauce-Million-Scoville-Units/dp/B001BIXJG2

ok so i googled this hot sauce. Is this it?
https://www.amazon.com/Source-Sauce-Million-Scoville-Units/dp/B001BIXJG2

Mad Dog Plutonium 9: https://www.amazon.com/Mad-Dog-357-Plutonium-Scoville/dp/B00IIUEOEW (9 million)

or

The Source: https://www.amazon.com/Source-Sauce-Million-Scoville-Units/dp/B001BIXJG2/ref=pd_sim_325_2?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=AW70TVM6YPCGRMT27AVQ (7.1 million)

Which makes me wonder...

How is THIS made?

http://www.amazon.com/Rice-Krispies-Treats-Cereal-14-2-Ounce/dp/B001E6K63A

You can buy it on Amazon (<--- link)

Behold?

Yes!

It was pulled from store shelves because it illegally contains crack cocaine. It is the best fucking cereal out there. It is pretty elusive though, and the easiest way to obtain it is at Amazon.

One isn't so lost.

"Kellogg's Cereal: Save an extra 25% off Kellogg's cereals sold by Amazon.com. Save 10% when you enter code KELRTEC2 at checkout. Plus, save an additional 15% when you combine the instant rebate with your Subscribe & Save order--bringing your total savings to 25%. Offer valid through March 31, 2011."

Free shipping and you can cancel the subscription after shipment with no penalty.

Edit: At least that one. You can still get a few others, and many of them are existing cereals under different brand names.

It's Rice Krispies Treats cereal...

I saw Rice Krispies Treats cereal at the store the other day. Amazon has it too! All is not lost..

Got reminded by this in the nostalgia about discontinued products thread yesterday.

Amazon is your friend.

I also saw a purchase together bundle for these and a ton of dunkaroo's.

Why not just skip the car step and go straight to buying a 5 pound gummy bear?

1. my daughter was missing for about 45min. being only about 6 years old back then i freaked out. i called the police and went to the neighbors to ask around. i chose to make a game plan to search more efficiently and i finally found her about 6 houses down in the back yard just sitting in their swingset. really odd.
   
   
2. huge gummy bear is pretty funny and a little weird
   
   
3. Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff
   
   
4. make a game plan and calm down
   
   
5. i always like surprises

Amazon is your friend.

I received one as a gift. If it tasted like a Haribo gummy bear, it would be amazeballs. Unfortunately it tastes like ass; it's too chewy and there's not enough good flavor.

5 lbs of Haribo gummy bears, that's what you should get.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00315HJ8C/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_WdoRyb7Q4VV9G

6,000 calorie lunch, problem solved.

If their household is candy-friendly, we’ve had great responses to giving kids this age giant gummies like this one and this one.

>You get drunk and order a large package of gummy bears?

This happened to me

This massive gummy bear.

They make implants from these?

I thought this was pretty cool although I don't think I'd be able to finish one by myself.

Jetsons

This is what I use, and it's really popular for it's price/quality.

Here is just one example of many threads on the subject. Additionally, you could type in "coconut oil hair" on YouTube and find videos. There is a ton of info out there on it.

You don't have to drench your hair, but yeah, cover it all enough so that you can feel the oil is evenly distributed. Some people do this dry, but I find starting with damp hair helps to spread it out when I comb.

Couple spoonfuls a day of this: Coconut oil


Bonus: Zero extra fiber intake needed... If ya know what I mean.

http://www.amazon.com/Natures-Way-Organic-Virgin-Coconut/dp/B003B3OOPA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1334915168&sr=8-1

I use this. Some people eat it straight for health benefits, I have yet to try this.

Like this? I hadn't heard about coconut oil or anything of that nature until this thread so I want to make sure I'm actually getting the right stuff. Is there a specific type you'd recommend?

1. Something Grey
   
   
2. Something something rain
   
   
3. Unusual food
   
   
4. This is technically for my SO. I want this to make him something which would be gifted to him.
   
   
5. Read this, because sugar
   
   
6. <$1
   
   
7. This has cats in it. I promise
   
   
8. These are not useful IMO because I wouldn't want to use them. They look so good!(also I live with my dad and he has plenty)
   
   
9. Because of Marvin
   
   
10. There's good info in this book on roasting...zombies
    
    
11. I GET TOO BORED WITH MY LIFE AND WANT TO START THIS HOBBY
    
    
12. Add-on
    
    
13. This is the most expensive. I've been looking for a case that has the right feel to it. Not bible-y. And looks like a book..hence the wooden part
    
    
14. This looks bigger than a normal breadbox
    
    
15. This is smaller--so small that it's not even physical
    
    
16. These smell just as good as they taste
    
    
17. SFW Toy
    
    
18. Helpful for school--so you can be part of the cool kids
    
    
19. new obsession--Looking at videos of crocheting that I have yet to figure out / try
    
    
20. I don't have anything grand. :( edit: I FOUND SOMETHING GRAND
    
    BONUS JONAS
    
    Oregon--The company is called Made In Oregon. They can't lie about that, right? ...Right?
    
    I found your name in this album. I didn't know your butt was that of a monkeys
    
    Fear cuts deeper than swords
    
    Edit: name and gift card.

Kenzo Tenma

I could use a surprise but these would make my year

or dis

Once out the shower I put on more Cocoa butter than seems rational, after that I might put add a bit of Vaseline if it's going to be an especially dry day.

My sister had the same problem as you and now she swears by baby lotion and Vaseline right out the shower. She also uses this stuff for her hair.

Yep, I use this stuff. Apparently, unrefined is best.

Yes! Strawberry Candy Wrapped: 5LB https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003EMSRLK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_ZnFyDbSMX6N9J

Totally just ordered some.

Here ya go: http://www.amazon.com/Columbina-Strawberry-Candy-Wrapped-5LB/dp/B003EMSRLK

Here's a 5 lb bag. My grandmother barely uses a computer though, so I have no idea where she gets them from.

Edit: Not sure why the downvotes. I assure you I don't work for Big Strawberry Candy.

It's like finding an extinct species in the wild

Edit: I FOUND THEM!! and they're dirt cheap for 5lbs, holy shit

5 pounds

Rejoice again.

http://www.amazon.com/Columbina-Strawberry-Candy-Wrapped-5LB/dp/B003EMSRLK

Might have to try one for only 3.99

If you can get some help, you can hide all the furniture from a room he frequents and replace it with a baked potato.

Game on! I need to try these! because /u/ButturedToast says they are awesome

here! enjoy!

I did that for secret santa from Amazon (shhh, don't tell him).

http://www.amazon.com/Popin-Cookin-Happy-Sushi-House/dp/B004N8LMFM/ref=pd_ybh_9?pf_rd_p=280800601&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_t=1501&pf_rd_i=ybh&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=0S8MJB8QKCAVCSCP4K9N

Sweet Tooth!

Ihatemydentist!

I see those little kits all over and I've always wanted to try some! they're so stinking cute!













I think my favorite candy might be twixx but I'd be hesitant about trying to make it at home because I don't think it would taste the same.
























I added this and this to my under five dollar list on amazon, they both have free shipping, they're so stinking CUTE!
















Edit: just found this one too oh my goodness! x.x ~<3

I love food!

When I was a young'n my favorite snack was pickles covered in A1 sauce. Nom nom nom

I decided to choose someone who recently gifted, and she has this item that I don't know what it is. I found you /u/ZombieInATopHat.
My item.

I'll drink to that

Sweet contest.

My fun thing is this itty bitty edible fo' sushi kit. Totally weird, right? But it looks so fun XD

The OG Sichuan hot sauce: https://www.amazon.com/Lao-Gan-Chili-Crisp-Sauce/dp/B0051D84JU
It's life changing.

Also, try the Shin Ramen brothless--just mix in the spice packet after you drain the noodles. It's so much more intense.

LAO GAN MA

full of msg, and probably horrible other chemicals, but holy fuck it's good. super spicy, can be found in any asian grocery. it's like mouth heaven.

http://www.amazon.com/Lao-Gan-Chili-Crisp-Sauce/dp/B0051D84JU

Soy Vay Very Very Teriyaki is good and nice to have on hand:

http://www.amazon.com/Soy-Vay-Award-Winning-Teriyaki/dp/B003MYU5A6

Oh and I love this one:

http://www.recipetineats.com/real-chinese-purpose-stir-fry-sauce/

just use hoisin or vegan oyster sauce. sooo good on broccoli

it’s crispy chili flakes in oil

check the ingredients for potential allergy issues - it has MSG and peanuts I believe

Lao gan ma is the most popular brand, but other brands have been hitting the market, due to the massive success

Satan's Blood

Lao Gan Ma Chili Crisp

Light Soya, sesame oil and this chili sauce. Really delicious sauce imo.

Chinese Chili Oil-Onion Crisp sauce is amaaazzzing

Try this brand.

Have you had angry woman sauce before??? (you can find it cheap at the local asian market)

Here is a clone recipe
http://www.foodiewithfamily.com/2014/09/09/happy-lady-sauce-homemade-chinese-spicy-chili-crisp/

This guy. Stir it into fried rice at the end of cooking, on top of pretty much all veggies, with fried eggs…chef kiss

no added sugars or sweeteners like some of the peanut powder products. it has the natural sugars of any peanut product.

2lb for 11

nutrition label is there.

>You can also buy PB2 in bulk!

Half the price

Guess it depends on which one you get. This one is 4 net carbs for 30g. The chocolate peanut butter keto chow has about 6g net carbs while vanilla has about 4.

I bought some protein plus peanut butter powder over the weekend to add to my regular chocolate keto chow.

https://www.amazon.com/Protein-Plus-Roasted-Natural-Peanut/dp/B0052OOYOW/ref=sr_ph_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1517839150&sr=sr-1&keywords=peanut+flour

I had been buying regular chocolate and adding PB2 because I like extra peanut flavor. However, when I saw Chris used peanut flour I decided to try that instead since it has less carbs and more nutritional benefits.

Whelp, it's pretty much perfect. If you're missing Chocolate PB I'd highly suggest investing in peanut flour.

It is slightly more specialty. I order mine from amazon. It is like $14 for a large bag or $6 for a small bag and lasts for months. You can also find sugar free pbfit in many stores, but that has added monk fruit and salt and is much pricier.


https://www.amazon.com/Protein-Plus-Roasted-Natural-Peanut/dp/B0052OOYOW/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=peanut+flour&qid=1558631113&s=gateway&sprefix=peanut+flour&sr=8-3

The peanut flour is soooo great. I found it on Amazon, but I think it's also at vitacost (for cheaper, probably). The binder is the most interesting part actually, it's the Vitafiber syrup. It has a light sweetness and the consistency of honey. You can get it on amazon too

https://www.amazon.com/VitaFiber-IMO-Syrup-2-64-28-4/dp/B00TIX50OQ
It saves you calories because it takes the place of oil and some of the sugar. I love this stuff.

edit to add link

I bought some on Amazon. This is the kind I got. I think it tastes the same as PB2, but it doesn't have any sugar in it. If you like the PB2, this unit is a lot more flour and costs more than the little jar of PB2, but it's cheaper per ounce because you're buying in bulk.

This is what I buy to stay away from the sugar in pb2. Tastes natural and delicious!

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0052OOYOW/ref=mp_s_a_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1536394459&sr=8-3&keywords=peanut+flour

I personally like Death Wish Coffee since it gives me a kick in the ass when I'm still feeling groggy after waking up. But it has a very high caffeine content (it claims to be the strongest coffee in the world) so it's not suitable if you have a higher caffeine sensitivity, i.e. it makes you jittery.

I also haven't tried making Death Wish Coffee in a cold brew method, and I imagine that the concentrate made from it would be very potent in terms of caffeine. Beware!

oh look, the perfect coffee for me.

Death Wish Coffee - The Worlds Strongest Coffee

Ludicrous Speed in a cup.

I use a coffee called Death Wish. Cold brewed is just smoother, but honestly i like that i can make a bunch of it over night. well afternoon + over night.

I make mine with one tablespoon of cold pressed coconut oil, three drops of ez sweets and two mini moo creamers. Of course I also use a brand of coffee called Death With Coffee...

http://www.amazon.com/Death-Wish-Coffee-Strongest-Organic/dp/B006CQ1ZHI

http://www.amazon.com/Death-Wish-Coffee-Strongest-Certified/dp/B006CQ1ZHI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1453237230&sr=8-1&keywords=deathwish+coffee

http://www.amazon.com/Death-Wish-Coffee-Strongest-Certified/dp/B006CQ1ZHI/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1452587121&sr=8-3&keywords=coffee+death

Worlds strongest coffee.

My fiance is a math and physics major and his uncle got him a set of mugs that say "I love math, it makes people cry." He said he got them online and they had a bunch for different majors.

If he doesnt already have a press, maybe he would like one for his coffee and loose leaf teas?

http://www.amazon.com/French-X-Chef-1000ml-Resistant-Stainless/dp/B012FOZZ8A/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1452587234&sr=8-3&keywords=coffee+tea+press

Death Wish is a local coffee I tried once, and never stopped. I pretty much only drink this now. It's soooo good. It's super strong and dark. Mine is cooling off right now then I'm about to drink the entire pot.

I drank it straight black and super strong before keto, but now I add MCT oil and soluble collagen powder and it doesn't really change it.

Some of the reviews for Death Wish coffee beans make me chuckle.

Well I'm vegetarian not vegan lol but here's my $0.02:

1. I can't think of any differences in coaching men vs women honestly. Form is form and either way you just gotta get work in and practice form. The one thing perhaps is that most women will start off with worse upper body strength relative to lower body strength, and people in general can recover quite well from upper body work. So for women especially I think it's important to emphasis upper body hypertrophy.
   
   
2. My personal favorite cue is "coil up like a spring" for the descent of squat and bench and the setup for deadlift. It makes more sense to me than "get tight". On squat and deadlift this means tightening my hamstrings until they're loaded with tension, which is how I get stretch reflex. For bench this feels like "pull the bar apart" and "bring your chest up to meet it", which also feels like tightening up my upper back and loading it with tension before popping the weight back up for the ascent.
   
   
3. I've heard that women handle volume better than men, but I'm terrible with high rep sets and have guy friends who are way better at them. I think that "women handle volume better" is perhaps a good rule of thumb with beginners but, as always, everybody's different.
   
   
4. check out @powerliftingdietitian @lamaliciabkln @awill_lift for just a couple vegan powerlifting women (and myself @alice_lifts if you're open to vegetarians)! Here's an article that Stephanie (@powerliftingdietitian) wrote about vegan powerlifting. As far as diet tips, a plant-based powerlifting diet is possible but does require more planning if you want to make sure you're getting enough protein. Some of my favorite vegan protein sources include tofu, black bean spaghetti, beans/lentils obv, and more veggie meat substitutes than is probably good for me. I've even made gravy from pea protein powder that is heavenly with veggie meatballs in a "swedish meatless balls" concoction. As long as you cook for yourself though it's really not too bad -- the main difficulty is when you eat out. Also, since the only whole food source of creatine is red meat and it is an essential building block for ATP, it's especially important for non-meat-eaters to supplement with creatine. Oh I also used to write a veg protein cookbook blog. Not a lot on there unfortunately (been meaning to add more) BUT you and your gf might like the sloppy joes if you're into some good ol beefy comfort food!
   
   Hope that helped!
   
   edit: formatting

http://www.amazon.com/Explore-Asia-Organic-Black-Spaghetti/dp/B0078DU1CY

> I'm a 30yo female 5'4'' 135lbs looking to replace fat with lean muscle.

The best advice would be to lift weights while eating in a caloric deficit. Tweaking your macros, without impacting your overall calories, will likely make little/no difference unless your current macros are goofy.

I just make sure I hit my protein goals (~0.6-0.8g/lb bodyweight, so 120-140g), then try to get at least 30-50g fat a day, and make up the rest in carbs, ~200-300g.

For protein, I like to get from whole foods. Beans, nuts, and seeds are my main sources. Soybeans are really high. If you still can't meet your macro goals, you might reconsider the amount of protein you're consuming, or get some processed foods. I only use protein powder for one shake a day because it's convenient, but there is also seitan/gluten, tofu, nutritional yeast (> 50% protein), soybeans, explore asia products, tempeh, TVP...

Like someone else said, you need to test yourself before and after you eat to find out what foods in what amounts cause you to spike your BG level. When I am trying a new food to see if it will be OK for me to eat, I test before, one hour after, two hours after, and four hours after. If any of the readings after eating are 35-40 above the pre meal reading, I don't eat that food anymore. So once you have eliminated the foods you cannot eat, you develop a diet plan, one you can sustain for the rest of your life, around those foods you can eat. Potatoes, pasta, grains, anything made with flour, probably corn, many fruits, and of course anything with sugar is off the menu for you now.

If you have been diagnosed with T2 by a medical doctor, then you should be on Metformin. Its a great drug with decades of patient data to show that it works and has a low risk of causing other health issues. I get it from Walmart for under their $4 prescription plan. Be ready for at least a couple of weeks of tummy rumbling and frequent bathroom visits. I recommend psyllium husk capsules or metamucil to help balance this out. What Metformin does is it counteracts the resistance the cells in your body have built up to insulin, allowing the sugar in your bloodstream to be absorbed into the cells, thus lowering your blood sugar levels.

Many people feel sluggish after eating without being diabetic, so there is no way a kind internet stranger can tell you with certainty that Metformin will cure this for you. Overall I feel better taking Metformin and eating right.

I absolutely love pasta and have not yet found anything on the market that tastes as good as "real" pasta and doesn't spike my BG level. The best thing I found was this, which my local store carries, but its very expensive:

https://www.amazon.com/Explore-Asia-Organic-Black-Spaghetti/dp/B0078DU1CY

The best thing I have found is homemade noodles made from soy flour, which is quite low in carbs and high in protein, better than chickpeas. Here is the recipe I use. It is fairly labor intensive. I would roll the dough out as thin as I could and use a pizza cutter to slice noodles as thin as I could. They were still pretty thick but they worked as noodles.

https://yikesnocarbs.wordpress.com/2011/11/22/low-carb-soy-flour-pastanoodles/

One other tip that has helped me. At least browse some of the keto subs and sites and Youtube channels for recipes. Some are crap, some are ok and some are absolute genius. Its up to you if you want to jump on the keto wagon, some folks swear by for controlling T2. IMHO its worth looking at what they are selling and deciding for yourself what will work for you.

Best of luck to you!

The best way to gain weight on a budget is to just eat more cheap foods. Go to the bulk foods section and load up on everything. Next in line is your high carb foods; oats, potatoes and fruits, especially if you're juicing your fruits. If you feel like you just can't eat anymore than you'll need to look at ways of increasing the caloric density of your foods. Which means eating more fatty and processed foods; nuts, seeds and avocados, fake meats and cheeses, cereals, protein bars, shots of olive oil. Don't do that last one. But these tend be a little to a lot more expensive, but you can find some really delicious and inventive foods that aren't too expensive. Like these black bean noodles! Also I'm not an athlete or anything so go check out /r/veganfitness for some advice from people that do this everyday.

Well then allow me to recommend one!

I do not qualify, but I love hot sauce.

Valentina black label is my daily driver. I try to bring back sauce from each place my wife and I travel, and the last place we we're in was Portland. I brought back some Aardvark sauce and it was great!

https://www.amazon.com/Secret-Aardvark-Habanero-Sauce-Net/dp/B00AIR3Q38

I made a srirach-ish hot sauce last year with a 50/50 split of white and cider vinegar which turned out great. Secret Aardvark uses champagne vinegar and it's one of my favorites.

Place 1-2lb of Ground chicken in a frying pan and stir the chicken on medium-high heat until barely pink. No added oils are needed to fry.

Drain access fat from pan. Since it's ground chicken, there will only be about 2-3 tablespoons.

Place frying pan back on stove.
Change heat to medium and move the meat over to one half side of the pan.

Crack in 3-4 eggs per 2lb of ground chicken on the other half of the pan and add salt and pepper and let sit for 2 minutes minutes. Then stir in all together. You should add in your precooked veggies at this point if you are using any.

Eat on or with slice of wheat toast. Dab on generous amount of Aardvark Secret Habanero Sauce. You can find this at supermarkets for $5-6, but paying $7.00 a bottle is a steal for how rare it can be depending on your location. https://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00AIR3Q38/ref=olp_twister_child?ie=UTF8&mv_size_name=3

This is my lazy weekday morning way of doing it. My recipe is ripe for improvement.

Just buy a bunch of cheap ass noodles they're cheap AF and absolutely delicious.

> What do you love the most about your new home?

Snow and Climate

I came from a tropical country, passed by the Equator, day/night cycle is always stable, there's only 2 season : dry & rainy season. Average temperature around 27-30 Celsius.

Enter UK, 4 seasons, different day/night cycle each season, and Daylight Savings Time. First winter was rough, I had to wear a quad layer clothing in order to survive the near-zero temperature outside. Now it's spring and I'm sweating on 15 degree Celsius (that's already freezing in Indonesia).

 

> Favourite indonesian and british dish?

Indonesian dish? Top pick :

• Sauteed Kale (local name Kangkung, also called water spinach, swamp cabbage, or morning glory)
  
• Fried Tempeh
  
• Sambal Terasi (Fishcake hot sauce)
  
  Put three of them in front of me and I'm a happy man. Total cost of that food should be around 4 Pounds for 1 servings here in UK, in Indonesia its MUCH cheaper, less than 1 Pounds for 4 servings.
  
  As for one thats easily available worldwide, I think it's Indomie Goreng. IMO, that's the best Instant Noodle in my Country.
  
  As for British Dish, I can't say much, haven't found any british-specific dish here. And if there's any, I doubt I can eat it since I only eat halal meat and can't consume any alcohols (you can call it inconvenient but I've lived with it since I was born, so no big deal xD)

One of my dad's specialties is the ichiban leftover soup.
Make the soup, add whatever left over cooked meat you have, shredded. Add in bok choi, broccoli, green onions, and an egg or two.
Add in a couple of splashes of Maggi seasoning for extra sodium (lol).

Mi Goreng is one of my favourite instant soups.

https://www.amazon.com/Indomie-Mi-Goreng-Instant-Noodle/dp/B00HXIXWKM?th=1

found it online

Try and find Mi Goreng noodles. This particular brand is fuckin delicious. Link; http://www.amazon.com/Indomie-Mi-Goreng-Instant-Noodle/dp/B00HXIXWKM

As for the egg, it wont take long to get it right. Low heat, and gently pour the egg into the pan. Pick out the shells first before they get lost in the cooked egg whites.

Mee Goreng?

That's good, but I've ordered stuff back in the more broke days from Amazon that was better.

Like this: https://www.amazon.com/Indomie-Goreng-Instant-Noodle-Packaging/dp/B00HXIXWKM

Losing. Because you should have just bought these.

Medley Hills Farm Cereal Marshmallows 1 lb https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00WXZJTS4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_WN5tDbWCPGGVH

Not nearly as entertaining, but you can buy cereal marshmallows by the pound.

https://www.amazon.com/Medley-Hills-Farm-Cereal-Marshmallows/dp/B00WXZJTS4/

Pretty darn close

You know you can buy dehydrated marshmallows in bulk?

you can buy just the marshmallows https://www.amazon.com/Medley-Hills-Farm-Cereal-Marshmallows/dp/B00WXZJTS4/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1543085745&sr=8-3&keywords=Medley+Hills+Farm+Cereal+Marshmallows+1+lb

Hello! Thank you!

This is the most random item on my wishlist... mainly because I absolutely love lucky charms only for their marshmallow pieces (I usually buy the cereal box to eat all the pieces and leave the rest of the cereal)

You can get a 1 lb bag on Amazon for much less

https://www.amazon.com/Medley-Hills-Farm-Cereal-Marshmallows/dp/B00WXZJTS4/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1481484051&sr=8-1&keywords=lucky+charms+just+marshmallows

I think you deserve to spoil yourself. But for future reference, you can buy them on Amazon. They come with just the marshmallows, and no cereal. <3

https://www.amazon.com/Medley-Hills-Farm-Cereal-Marshmallows/dp/B00WXZJTS4

You should totally get him these

Yeah pretty much what everyone else has been saying. I would recommend a doctor. One thing you might be able to do is try to get her to drink Soylent. It's used a lot here to introduce a complete diet in a case where otherwise someone is eating a limited group of foods. I think it could be good for your sister because each small bottle has 400 calories. It might be useful for slowing down her weight loss due to how calorie hence each bottle is. The "original" flavor tastes like nothingness or they also have flavored versions such as chocolate. Some of those bolthouse farms drinks are really calorie dense too. It may be a way for her to "trick" her mind into feeling like she still isn't eating a lot while still ingesting a lot of calories. If it's orthorexia rather than anorexia she should be happy too because the Soylent bottles only have exactly what the body needs. Five bottles and she would be getting 2000 calories and all her micro and macronutrients. I looked at a calorie calculator and if you can get her at anything over 1,422 she should stop losing weight. 2000 calories a day would be getting her about 1 lb per week back until she starts reaching a more healthy weight. As a heads up given her measurements she has a BMI of 14.64. Anything below 16 is the lowest category which is severe thinness. That's pretty dire medically. I would force her to go to a doctor whether she likes it or not.

>I dont think they believed me when I said I get almost everything non-food related through Amazon.

You can fix that: https://www.amazon.com/Soylent-Ready-Drink-Food-Bottles/dp/B01EUEIL3E

Amazon has their 35% off Coupon back up for all flavors with Subscribe & Save. 1st order only.

https://www.amazon.com/Soylent-Replacement-Drink-Original-Bottles/dp/B01EUEIL3E/

Also since you are a new subscriber, if you want to get a 15% discount check out the Subscribe and Save option from Amazon. Ordering at least 5 boxes will get you 15% off and you can always change your qty (minimum 5 at a time for 15%), cancel or push off months at-will.

https://www.amazon.com/Soylent-Ready-Drink-Food-Bottles/dp/B01EUEIL3E/

You could try adding Soylent or an equivalent nutrient drink to your diet. It's not super filling and one bottle adds another 400 calories to your diet. Drink 2 in one day along with eating and you should be able to start seeing some progress.

I doubt you're missing anything. The eBay dude probably buys the patches straight from the SpaceX store, and sells them on eBay for a nice markup.

We see the same thing in /r/soylent. Soylent is a meal in a bottle shake that sells direct from the manufacturer (or from Amazon) for about $34 per case of 12 bottles. People still resell it for $22 for 3 bottles. Note that on that second link, the product isn't sold by Amazon, it's sold by a 3rd party. The 3rd party just orders the first link, splits the 12-bottle case up into 4x 3-bottle packs, and sells the 3-packs individually, making $54 for each case they split and resell.

I have no idea why anyone would buy 3 bottles for $22 when you can buy 12 bottles for $34, but apparently some people do.

Go ahead and try it:

Soylent Meal Replacement Drink, Original, 14 oz Bottles, 12 Count https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01EUEIL3E/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_VmuPybQ95ES5E

> I wasn’t even being adventurous in my fast food meal, I just liked that it was convenient and I knew what I was getting.

Have you looked into meal replacement drinks? I replace one meal a day with soylent for this reason. It costs about $3, fits into my diet nicely, and takes literally zero effort. There are things I could be doing that would be more healthy, but... they might cost more, be less delicious, or be less convenient. And I have an easy time sticking to a plan if it's this convenient.

https://www.amazon.com/Soylent-Replacement-Original-Bottles-Packaging/dp/B01EUEIL3E

shit.

They sure do

I tried a case and did not like it.

Maybe this link will work: https://www.amazon.com/Soylent-Meal-Replacement-Drink-Original/product-reviews/B01EUEIL3E/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_viewpnt_rgt?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=avp_only_reviews&pageNumber=1&filterByKeyword=nectar&filterByStar=critical

Hopefully I didn't just give you my Amazon password or something.

My experience is similar - it tastes a little bit like some kind of lemon-infused detergent.

My grandmother always had these, usually around Christmas time. I could never figure out where she gets them.

Edit: Found them!!!

These things?

Sounds like she would like things I like so I will give you a couple links to places I like gifts from haha.

Squishables
Sailor Moon on Etsy
Anime/video game Shirts and such on LookHuman
[Some Popin Cookin!](Popin' Cookin' Happy Sushi House https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004N8LMFM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_Uz8CybM50WDQS)
Jewelry inspired by something she likes

Good luck! I think a lot of girls appreciate the thought of something off a site like Etsy because the items are so unique. Type in one of her interests and something she wants/needs, like "Sailor Moon Blanket" and chances are you will find some super special item just for her. It is also nice to buy your significant other experiences rather than a physical object. Depending on how much you are looking to spend and how far in advance you are willing to plan, why not reserve tickets to a nearby con? What about a cute day trip to a little town she might like where you can let her pick out an item or you can buy a nice dinner or unique experience (boat ride? Etc.)

Have fun gift picking and enjoy! :)

I want to make candy sushi! Can you make that happen? lol, thank you for holding this contest :)

1. Cool
   
2. I try to go out of my way to make people around me feel comfortable or feel better when they're down. I think it's because I know how it feels to be excluded or made to feel like you're not really anything. I want you to feel like you're something, to make you smile, to make you feel good about yourself. I know it's not the biggest thing anybody can do for the world, but if you feel better when we're together, I'm doing my job.
   
3. It must be!
   
4. My animals change my world for the better because they are always happy to see me and make me feel like I'm needed. The cats also happen to be pretty good company wherever you sit in the house.
   
5. I want to work with service animals. I feel that they make people's lives better and in turn, those people make their lives better. It's a mutually beneficial relationship that is something special and I want to be a part of it.
   
6. Woah, I did all of them. ;P
   
7. You do have the strength and grace to be excellent to them. Being a kind, gracious host is always good practice for patience. It also reflects positively on you.
   
8. Thank you. =)
   
9. Ends on Easters. Looks like I made it here in time.
   
10. Random's good.
    
11. Eevee would be nice, but if you find more that you like, this fun candy sushi would be great, too. =)
    
12. Will do.
    
    Thank you for the contest! I hope you have a happy Easter!

I decided I want to give these a try. They're in the Misc list.

Thanks for the contest!

This for my little sister :)

silhouettes

Here's a Japanese candy making kit! my son watches people use them on YouTube and this would be a super fun craft to do with him!

Num nums!

I really want some candy sushi. Here's a video

That one is original, but does everyone realize that you can buy Japanese kits that let you do this kind of thing yourself? These are toy kits that make edible candy that looks like teeny-tiny versions of various foods:

• Hamburgers with fries & soda
  
  
• Pizzas with soda
  
  
• Donuts, but different from the video and without the Krispy Kreme box
  
  
• Sushi bento box, including extremely realistic-looking fake salmon roe
  
  
• "Ice cream" cones, with the ice cream being made out of frosting
  
  
• Similarly, here's an eBay auction with 12 different kits. My wife did the bento kit with the panda-shaped "rice" ball on the bottom row, and she loved it.

It doesn't taste that great, but it is fun to do. I think most of it is grape flavored, not sure about the roe (probably some sort of fruit punch).

Link to product

Sushi Candy!

[Popin' Cookin' Happy Sushi House] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004N8LMFM/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=113632NOLP54R&coliid=I1YGU2S41P8Y4S&psc=1)

I would love to try Japanese candies as I have heard many people say they are delicious! Something small that would definitely make my day :)

The dog ate my homework!

...and I'm an idiot! I read the rules wrong. Here are two NEW items that you might like!

THIS

and THIS

Happy Birthday Diaju! (❁´◡`❁)✲ﾟ

It's free shipping but not prime, does that count! Because this candy sushi set pretty much could define awesome.

http://www.amazon.com/Popin-Cookin-Happy-Sushi-House/dp/B004N8LMFM/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1367627235&sr=8-5&keywords=Kracie

Sorry, couldn't find the exact one in the video...but this was the closest I found.

Ebay looks promising

Apparently amazon had it but it was sold out. They have another type, the bento. There is a ice creamy one here too.

Buy the beef flavor.

Put in a small spoonful of this stuff (also available at most Asian groceries): http://www.amazon.com/Lao-Gan-Chili-Crisp-Sauce/dp/B0051D84JU

Add minced cilantro.

Mentioned elsewhere but it is Lao Gan Ma. Lee Kum Kee is best for just about all the rest of the stuff I get like that though (hoisin, oyster, dark soy, etc), they may have an equivalent sauce. I know they have a chili garlic sauce, chili bean sauce and chili oil, but I don't know what the OP's sauces taste like for comparison.

I looooove Lee Kum Kee brand.

Ooooh

amazon

AGREED! This stuff is addicting and heavenly. Here is the original

I am thankful I can buy it locally for cheap, (forget if it's $1.79 or $2.79), and happen to be picking up 3 more jars today. It is seriously great on everything - today I'm adding it to cauliflower rice along with some chopped green onion. I've put it on chicken, pork, beef....freaking awesome. It's got a nice kick, but not super spicy so I tend to use a lot on whatever I'm making.

edit: There were only 4 left, so I got them all. They were $2.49 each :)

I call it Chili Crisp

http://www.amazon.com/Lao-Gan-Chili-Crisp-Sauce/dp/B0051D84JU

Definitely Lao Gan Ma chili oil. Fun fact: also endorsed by John Cena
https://www.amazon.com/Lao-Gan-Chili-Crisp-Sauce/dp/B0051D84JU

Amazon - $8.22 - https://www.amazon.com/Lao-Gan-Chili-Crisp-Sauce/dp/B0051D84JU

Amazon - $42.50 - 12 jars of it - https://www.amazon.com/bottle-Lao-Gan-Ma-Chili/dp/B011AQYTEK

Amazon - $15.47 w/ prime - 3 jars - https://www.amazon.com/Laoganma-Lao-Gan-Ma-Chilisauce/dp/B007B4NY74/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_325_lp_t_3?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=XYNPDS4GM0KWPAJ5S12G

Here you go (via google images):

• http://ugou.de/index.php/fuchi-chilipaste-mit-fermentierten-sojabohnen-370g.html?___store=en&___from_store=cn
  
• https://www.amazon.com/Lao-Gan-Chili-Crisp-Sauce/dp/B0051D84JU/ref=sr_1_5_s_it?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1499889512&sr=1-5&keywords=chili+paste+with+fermented+soybean

> http://www.amazon.com/Lao-Gan-Chili-Crisp-Sauce/dp/B0051D84JU

this shit is great, I love the peanuts in it. But it still doesn't taste the same as the chili sauce I get from my local chinese greasebucket

I always have Lao Gan Ma in my cupboard. Not hugely hot but essential to add heat to stir fries or dipping sauces.

Also like the Koon Yick Wah Kee brand for a bit more heat.

my fried rice sauce is equal parts soy sauce and mirin plus a tablespoon or two of my new obsession chili crisp
https://www.amazon.com/Lao-Gan-Chili-Crisp-Sauce/dp/B0051D84JU

baby bok choy, a dash of chili oil (or even better, this shit right hyeah), egg

I make great nachos

Velvita

Rotel

Sliced olives

Shredded sharp cheddar

Dash of cayenne...Bam!

Spicy Chili Crisp

Blue corn chips

Learn how to make aoli. There's the "mayo with other stuff mixed in" aoli, and there's "made from scratch with garlic salt acid and oil" which is a whole other beast. They're both great ways of saucing up bland foods, but they won't drip off.

Herbed butter.

If your dad likes chinese food, experiment with silken tofu (or boiled soft tofu, which gets it to almost the same consistency) with chili oils (e.g. the disappointed grandma oil, but of course possibly without the crunchy bits. That stuff goes on oatmeal etc. for people who like it, too.

Chinese cuisine also has conjee, which is a rice gruel (look it up for variations, you make it with a 1:6 ratio of water to rice, and simmer until all the rice blooms and is very diffuse), but made with again perhaps small broken up bits of tofu, ginger and garlic (which you would probably need to mash before cooking to make it swallowable) and again with the spicy sauce.

Probably key to any endeavor is to find ways to make individual flavors hit at different times. So instead of blending masses of things together, try to make it so you have a bit of an herb like finely chopped green onion on something, or finely chopped cilantro. These garnishes will go a long way to making the food enjoyable.

Oh, and thin creamy curry sauces, maybe a paneer tiki masala, but with the paneer broken up into very fine pieces. Just make sure to reduce the salt in the sauce from any recipe you find since a recipe will be seasoned to be served with rice or bread.

There's a two pound size as well fyi, for $11.45.

https://www.amazon.com/Protein-Plus-Roasted-Natural-Peanut/dp/B0052OOYOW

http://www.amazon.com/Protein-Plus-Roasted-Natural-Peanut/dp/B0052OOYOW?ie=UTF8&keywords=Protein%20Plus&qid=1458918069&ref_=sr_1_4_a_it&sr=8-4


I had ordered peanut flour due to it being advailable for next day shipping. Do you believe it is ok to sub this one for the bryd brand that is recommended for chocolate peanutbutter?

Your response to my comment saying powder is much more expensive:
"Nah. Get defatted peanut flour. You get a lot and it goes a long way."

Don't make false claims. It isn't anywhere close to being cheaper.

Stuff labeled as "peanut butter powder" such as this are generally pretty expensive. I try to look for "peanut flour" like this. They are the same thing just the flour doesn't have salt or sugar and isnt labeled as a specialty product, it's just a flour replacement. Both can be reconstituted with milk or water to make peanut butter and be added to smoothies and baked goods.

Get this and add salt and sweetener.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0052OOYOW/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_a_it?qid=1463096523&sr=8-1&keywords=peanut+flour&pi=SY200_QL40

So much cheaper than PB2.

You definitely need this. I know I do ;)

Today I'm studying, then off to work 9-5 (where I hopefully can get a lot done in between meetings), then home to make dinner, then more studying, then watching GoT, then sleep! :D

Who needs revision?!

We got it on Amazon. It is really good coffee.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Death-Wish-Coffee-Strongest-Organic/dp/B006CQ1ZHI/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1499628806&sr=8-1&keywords=organic+coffee+beans+death+wish

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Suma-Fairtrade-Organic-Ethiopia-Yirgacheffe/dp/B005DDNT5W/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1499628788&sr=8-2&keywords=organic+coffee+beans+ethiopia

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Suma-Fairtrade-Organic-Cepicafe-Coffee/dp/B005KRGTC6/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1499628796&sr=8-2&keywords=organic+coffee+beans+peru

I have no clue what you've tried, and I'm no coffee connoisseur so I can only think of a few. Everyone around here seems to love Death Wish coffee, and a good chocolate coffee I like is Gevalia's Chocolate Mocha. :)

I agree on the body weight thing, helps quite a bit. Lately I've been using pre-ground (Deathwish). I don't have a grinder yet since I'm kinda between living situations (live with parents, very little room for my stuff as it is). But once I have more space I'll be moving on to whole-bean, fresh-grind.

Get some of this:
http://www.amazon.ca/Death-Wish-Coffee-Strongest-Organically/dp/B006CQ1ZHI

So 1 pound of deathwish is $19.99. You'd bet you would save money buying in bulk, like say two pounds. ^(Nope it's $86.74)

5 pounds is $80.00

If you want a strong coffee here you go I've heard nothing but good things about it, and they're local to me. They're even collaborating with some local craft beer makers. I don't think you'll be disappointed.


Edit: NVM, I see you have it on your wish list already.

Here ya go!

http://www.amazon.com/Death-Wish-Coffee-Strongest-Organic/dp/B006CQ1ZHI

Speaking of expensive coffee. But impressive caffeine amount.

Here's the link for it if you were wondering:

Death Wish Ground Coffee, The World's Strongest Coffee, Fair Trade and USDA Certified Organic, 16 Ounce https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006CQ1ZHI/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_1k1MDb74G81HZ

Can't we send dronpes a coffee?
this kind of coffee:
https://www.amazon.com/Death-Wish-Coffee-Strongest-Certified/dp/B006CQ1ZHI

He won't be needed to sleep for the next 2 days after that.

So...Percoloco won. I'm giving it to you because you inspired it!

Please add the 1-lb package of Deathwish Coffee to your wishlist!

Death Wish coffee and a French press.

A fun t-shirt

DVD/Blu-rays like Dr. Who or Game of Thrones.

You can buy it on amazon, with prime shipping.

http://www.amazon.com/Death-Wish-Coffee-Strongest-Organic/dp/B006CQ1ZHI

My good news is that today I ran the numbers and my fundraising committee raised $21,435 for a local Special Olympics competition, the largest student run one in the world! Our group raised twice as much as last year and it means we can make this years twice as good!

Edit: If I win, without being selfish, is Death Wish Coffee to get me to winter break and finals!


EDIT: Also, congrats on the job! What kind of writing is your favorite?

Fuck that I refuse to degrade myself because there's sub-par coffee.

• French Press
  
• Deathwish Coffee
  
• A cool mug

Bump! because...
Although the seller has caught on to the sudden demand for black bean noodles on Amazon (£37? runs fast away), the others - mung bean fettucine and soybean spaghetti (this one has a weird picture of dog food for some reason) are still £18! Both have only 6 carbs each, only one more than the black bean noodles, and just as much protein!

So do not be alarmed, ladies and gentleketoes, for help is at hand!

gallops away

add-ons are pesky

low carb pasta!

ty for the contest!

Good reviews on Amazon!
http://www.amazon.com/Explore-Asia-Organic-Black-Spaghetti/dp/B0078DU1CY/ref=pd_sim_gro_4?ie=UTF8&refRID=0WH43W7HRKVB4Y5JSX6J

Try some of this pasta. It's pretty tasty and packed full of protein with a decently low amount of carbs.

Husband and I live on this in the winter. We make pasta bake casseroles and layer the pasta (I found it best to layer vs mix sauce right in as normal) with ground beef, low carb tomato sauce, and cheese over and over and bake it in the oven. Should be easy to sub in lots of veggies!

http://www.amazon.com/Explore-Asia-Organic-Spaghetti-7-05-Ounce/dp/B0078DU1CY

Not sure if anyone has seen this.

I buy it. either this stuff, which I pay about $3 for at Fairway or Whole Foods, or I go to chinatown and buy a chinese labelled version for $1.

High in calories? Black bean pasta usually has somewhere on the order of 180 kcal and 25g protein for a 56g serving. On its own that's a great protein-to-calorie ratio, much less after you add meat sauce to it.

I was in the same boat when I started, struggling to put away 2000 a day, so I have like, powerful skinny person empathy.

A part of eating more is going to come down to just doing it consistently for long enough that your stomach expands, but we can focus on the finer details in the interim.

So for your breakfast, you should try replacing cream cheese with peanutbutter or some pb alternative, since 2 tablespoons of that are going to be like ~200cal. You could probly replace the muscle milk with some sort of seeds and have the same outcome for protein, with better results for calories.

Not eating meat is a little tougher but definitely doable. This Black Bean Spaghetti isn't crazy calorie dense, but it's got 25g protein per 2oz's, which is about the best it'll get outside of protein bars/ shakes.

I have no idea how your schedule looks in a day, but you could consider restructuring as best you can to better suit a big eats kinda rhythm. Waking up earlier so you can eat breakfast earlier is super obvious but some people just don't feel up to it. Something I'm a big fan of is putting whatever my cardio training is (running/ HIIT/ etc) first thing in the morning, cause it gets it out of the way for the rest of the day, and it helps kick start your appetite for breakfast.

When it comes down to it, all this extra stuff I'm talking about is just kind of tertiary, and you'll more than likely just get a bigger appetite as time goes on, cause your stomach will expand naturally, so don't stress if you don't want to try any/ all of these.

You should give this a try then https://www.amazon.com/Explore-Asia-Organic-Black-Spaghetti/dp/B0078DU1CY

I love explore asia's brand of edamame pasta and black bean pasta!

https://www.amazon.com/Explore-Asia-Organic-Spaghetti-7-05-Ounce/dp/B0078DU1CY

I got it at shop and stop. I heard you can get it at Costco too. you can find it here

It’s like 180 calories per serving and 25gms protein!

I've had these before, super good

Well I really enjoy Secret Aardvark but i really want to use the brine instead of vinegar. If you’re familiar with it and know the consistency, that’s what I’m shooting for.

After tasting the sauce you recommended I think you would like aardvark habenero sauce as well as the cheech gnarly garlic I mentioned before

http://www.amazon.com/Made-In-Oregon-Habanero-Sauce/dp/B00AIR3Q38

Do you mean Secret Aardvark habanero sauce?

I might have to hook that up. I'm all about some good hotsauce. My personal favorite right now is Secred Aardvark. It's the spiciest, most versatile sauce I have found in a while. I'm all about trying new stuff though

Secret Aardvark! I just had some this weekend on a camping trip for the first time and it was so good, I bought myself a bottle as soon as I got back and put it all over my dinner tonight. My mouth is on fire but I'm in heaven.

https://marshallshautesauce.com/collections/frontpage/products/haute-heirloom-habanero

Ghost Pepper - Habanero - Jalapeno Flakes 3 Pack https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B009CQHSEY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_93cODbTA76FSJ

Ghost Chili Pepper Sea Salt - All-Natural Unrefined Sea Salt Infused With Extra Hot Ghost Pepper - No Gluten, No-MSG - One of the World's Hottest - Cooking or Finishing Salt - 4 oz. Stackable Jar https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00AKKV0G8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_k5cODbGZJKCQ5

USDA Organic Garlic Gold Nuggets, Roasted Organic Garlic Seasoning Granules, Sodium Free & MSG Free, Vegan 2.1-Ounce Shaker Jar https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B004KU0LE6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_25cODbBYBV9NK

Secret Aardvark Habanero Sauce, Net 8 fl oz. https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00AIR3Q38/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_z6cODbFVTGPP5

Secret Aardvark Habanero and Floyd and Fred's HotLime Extra Hot. They both have a kick, but aren't mouth-on-fire hot.

there was a time when secret aardvark wasn't that easy to get. of course you can order it on amazon now.

https://www.amazon.com/Secret-Aardvark-Habanero-Sauce/dp/B00AIR3Q38?th=1

nah, I think the free prime shipping is only for things shipped by amazon. Since the guys selling Aardvark are some random reseller it is still expensive to ship (and shipping time is usually forever for resellers in my experience).

The link if you are interested: https://www.amazon.ca/Secret-Aardvark-Habanero-Hot-Sauce/dp/B00AIR3Q38/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1505836571&sr=8-1&keywords=secret+aardvark+habanero+hot+sauce

Depends on what you consider spicy tbqh. There are many delicious sauces that are just way too hot for most people.

If you want to stick with the same general heat level as tobasco, Tapatio and Cholula are super mainstream and available everywhere.

If you want a bump up from that (a few times hotter), I can't recommend Secret Aardvark enough

My personal favorite all around sauce (Jolokia 10) is also what I consider a fairly mild sauce (about twice as hot as Aardvark), [is also my favorite sauce] (https://www.amazon.com/Jolokia-10-Hot-Sauce-ounce/dp/B0070XVW3E)

It's a puree style sauces instead of a vinegar/liquid sauce, so you get some chunk, some bite..but it's not an extract sauce like you get with some of the sauces starting at this level. Extract is a cheap way of giving more heat at the expense of taste (you get a metallic, carbon taste from the stuff)

https://www.amazon.com/Secret-Aardvark-Habanero-Sauce/dp/B00AIR3Q38?th=1

secret aardvark is so good, hands down my all time favorite hot sauce. If youre looking for someting really burns try Trader Joe's habenro hot sauce, personally it's too spicy for me.

Another favorite is Yuctan habenro pepper sauce. Is phenomenal on tacos.
https://www.amazon.com/Yucatan-Sunshine-Habanero-Pepper-Sauce/dp/B0005ZYSI0?th=1

lastly salse picante de chile habenro is good but it always makes me have weird poops so i stay away

>Five calories won't kill you

And if you're scared it will, try this.

Love that stuff, the chipotle flavor :)

dirty dicks and aardvark are great too!

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00PZ6B080/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00AIR3Q38/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Hands down, Aardvark sauce

It's habanero sauce. Deliciously hot with a unique amazing flavor that goes great on everything. Plus it reminds me of home.

Yeah why? He could just buy a freaking Indomie, If he is that stingy.

Spicy Tuna with Ramen Noodles.
This is my go-to fast & easy recipe, & is very cheap (well under $2/serve), & uses only pantry ingredients.

Ingredients:

• A single-serve can of tuna, ideally in oil, but any kind will work. 95gm, maybe 3-4 US oz?
  
• A packet of Indomie Mi Goreng instant ramen.
  
  Method: Drain the tuna.
  Put the noodle brick on the boil, per the directions, over cooking is fine.
  Put a little oil in a pan or wok, scorch the tuna a little, add all the flavour/oil sachets, stir thoroughly, & take off the heat. Drain the noodles, add to the pan, return to heat, & stir thoroughly.
  
  Variations: The orange sauce packet is hot chilli, & is hot by Indonesian standards, not Western standards so you may not want to use the whole packet the first time you try it. The default recipe can be a little dry. Adding a tablespoon or two of jarred crushed tomato or salsa along with the flavour packets works.
  
  Even cleaning as you go, you're done in under 10 minutes.
  
  
  

The noodles came with a chili sauce

Prima Taste's Laksa: https://www.amazon.com/Prima-Taste-Laksa-Mian-185g/dp/B00B5NOPT8/
is one of my favorite. It's like curry ramen, so delicious and flavorful!

Also, if you're not feeling broth-y, try Indomie's Mi Goreng https://www.amazon.com/Indomie-Mi-Goreng-Instant-Noodle/dp/B00HXIXWKM/ Another one of of my favorite

Having lived in Iraq the cardboard that he used to attach the explosive was of a cheap knock off of Indomie noodles in iraq proof:https://www.amazon.com/Indomie-Mi-Goreng-Instant-Noodle/dp/B00HXIXWKM?th=1 https://i.imgur.com/nosK7o1.jpg the packaging is almost identical when comparing with the pictures of the explosive device. i think its a little odd that a person would kill them selves using noodle cardboard and some sort of explosives.

Mi-Goreng uber alles!

https://www.amazon.com/Indomie-Instant-Noodles-Certified-Original/dp/B00HXIXWKM/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?keywords=mi+goreng&qid=1572606685&sr=8-1

http://www.amazon.com/Indomie-Mi-Goreng-Instant-Noodle/dp/B00HXIXWKM

These come with separate sauce / oil / seasoning packages and are fucking delicious and about 50cents (or less in bulk) in asian grocery stores around north america. I eat them pretty much every day with an egg some tofu and green onion for breakfast and/or dinner.

There's a purple version that is rare to find that is super spicy and is my favourite...

I’m sure any Asian grocery should have it, possibly the Asian section of a supermarket too. Also ordering it online is always an option too.

https://www.amazon.com/Indomie-Goreng-Instant-Noodle-Packaging/dp/B00HXIXWKM/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?crid=2CJBV8HJKBCOI&keywords=mi+goreng+noodles&qid=1555695048&s=gateway&sprefix=mi+g&sr=8-2

This is a box of 30 for $17.

First off, the type of Ramen you get makes a difference. If all I have access to is a standard grocery store, I'll go for the chili, oriental or roast chicken flavor. But most of the time I get my ramen at the asian market where they have way more brands/flavors to chose from than Maruchan. My fav is Indomie Mi Goreng Instant Noodle which has 2 sets of flavor packets in it: one that's the seasoning powder and fried onions, the second is a 3 pack of seasoning oil, sweet soy sauce, and chili sauce.

Second, I typically keep little homemade frozen packages of chopped veggies on hand for throwing into omelets or ramen, so I'll usually add that and a soft boiled egg. Ramen is mostly a soft boiled egg delivery device for me.

IndoMie Ramen

This is an Indonesian Ramen brand and I’ve loved every flavor I’ve tried so far. They’re way better than the usual Nissin ramen. The Mi Goreng line is actually supposed to be prepared similar to chow mein, like cooking and frying the noodles in spices provided but I’ve found luck making it normally as well.

-Mi Goreng Fried Noodles
Fried Noodles on Amazon

-Mi Goreng Satay Flavor
Satay Noodles on Amazon

-Mi Goreng Hot and Spicy Flavor
Hot and Spicy Noodles on Amazon

-Mi Goreng Fried CUP of Noodles
Fried Cup of Noodles on Amazon

I suppose that could be magically delicious!

(also, I'll just leave this here)

I printed some box images found on teh Intarwebs, pasted them over an existing cereal box, and filled mine with a bag of all-marshmallow cereal bits bought on Amazon. Like, the charms in Lucky Charms, without the not-tasty bits. My daughters loved it.

https://www.amazon.com/Medley-Hills-Farm-Cereal-Marshmallows/dp/B00WXZJTS4/

Even better, you can buy these or these and make ANY cereal have as many marshmallows as you'd like! Yay for adulthood!

https://www.amazon.com/Medley-Hills-Farm-Cereal-Marshmallows/dp/B00WXZJTS4/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&qid=1469505958&sr=8-1&keywords=just+marshmallow+lucky+charms&linkCode=sl1&tag=h2sfacebook-20&linkId=c600a6fa53b424eea7cdbd1d140421f6


For Next year

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00WXZJTS4/ref=cm_sw_r_em_apa_i_UqSJDbG81S8CP

Cereal marshmallows... Enough said 😂


Medley Hills Farm Cereal Marshmallows 1 lb https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00WXZJTS4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_zCYACb54GEM35

You can get those on amazon. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00WXZJTS4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_ub0Czb491E6N1

Marshmallows

Life hack:

Medley Hills Farm Cereal Marshmallows 1 lb https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00WXZJTS4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_LF7MDbS9M85RA

https://www.amazon.com/Medley-Hills-Farm-Cereal-Marshmallows/dp/B00WXZJTS4/ref=sr_1_7_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1502461841&sr=8-7&keywords=marshmallows

That's what you get when the factory sells on excess production without rights to use the name...

In this case they aren't actually lucky charms marshmallows, but from something else I think, but they are still repacked factory excess by the looks of it.

There's also: these, which look like exactly the same product repacked by someone else.

http://www.amazon.com/Medley-Hills-Farm-Cereal-Marshmallows/dp/B00WXZJTS4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1453771413&sr=8-1&keywords=dehydrated+marshmallows

Wow $11 per pound. More expensive than I thought.

When I am trying to gain weight I use a nutrient shake called Soylent. It has 400 kcal per bottle and all an appropriate amount of all essential nutrients per calorie. I usually drink 2 bottles per day to add extra calories to my diet. However, in your situation you could add as many as you need. You can usually get 12-packs delivered with next day delivery on Amazon if you have a Prime account: https://www.amazon.com/Soylent-Replacement-Drink-Original-Bottles/dp/B01EUEIL3E

Also, they have flavored versions, but I honestly think the original flavor is the best for general use. Maybe cocoa flavored one on rare occasions. Nectar flavor is awful.

Try Soylent

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01EUEIL3E/ref=sxr_rr_xsim1_s_it?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=2286650982&pf_rd_r=3Z8XD8EPY8VS8ZEM2ZQ5&pd_rd_wg=YTBxw&pf_rd_s=desktop-rhs-carousels&pf_rd_t=301&pd_rd_w=WlBeO&pf_rd_i=soylent&pd_rd_r=TC2CGS4N9NF191AXAQ21&ie=UTF8&qid=1475275504&sr=1

Check out [Soylent](Soylent Meal Replacement Drink, Original, 14 oz Bottles, 12 Count https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01EUEIL3E/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_SDgQybNFG0JZX). Its designed to completely replace food if you want or need it to. It has all the nutrients and vitamins an average person needs, with 400 calories in a bottle. Buying a 12 pack from amazon works out to less than $3 per bottle, and a 2000 calorie diet will put you at 5 bottles per day, for a grand total of less than$15 per day.

The taste is pretty bland (lots of people describe it as the milk left over after eating cheerios), but works great as a base for smoothies. Personally, I use Mio "water enhancers" to flavor it, and those work great too.

Neither Soylent nor Mio require refrigeration. But I will say that Soylent tastes a lot better cold, so maybe pour it into a glass with ice or save up for a mini fridge if using your parents' isn't an option.

Soylent is taken

I have started drinking Soylent for breakfast, one or two for lunch and then eating a healthy dinner. Soylent has everything I need nutrition-wise, is quick and easy and is portable (in pre-mixed form anyway).

As far as fruit, I have two of the small sugar free cups of fruit that come in the little plastic cups. I don't have the time or energy for fresh fruit. I add a couple drops of liquid sucralose (Splenda) and it's a great, sweet snack before bed.

I drink Soylent Bottles

Tastes kinda like the after milk from Cheerios sorta but bland. I mix mine with chocolate syrup sometimes.

I think smoothies in general might be a good option also but my blender sucks so I don’t do that yet.

So, how many of you have tried this meal replacement drink called Soylent https://www.amazon.com/Soylent-Replacement-Drink-Original-Bottles/dp/B01EUEIL3E

Just tried it a while ago and CaoCao was pretty good

Purchased a case for next weekend at a con. Not going to have time to eat anyway.

Never heard of Old Bay, thanks I'll check it out. If you haven't heard of it, try Tajin seasoning on your fruits/vegs to make them amazing.

Add some Tajin to that and see heaven. If you want some heat, try Tajin w/ habanero.

I do thin sliced avocado on top of the mayo. I always debate putting lettuce on a sandwich because of the barrier effect. Sometimes the mayo to tomato to avocado to cheese rainbow is pretty delicious.

How do you feel about multiple meats?

Also [this](http://www.amazon.com/Tajin-Fruit-Snack-Seasoning-5-7/dp/B0000GL6RK0] between mayo and tomato is delicious.

It's hard to make links at {6]

Breakfast and dinner can both be fairly simple meat/veggie/beans. If you're staying at a single campsite and have coolers to store your food, anyways. Beans can be come from cans or you can pack them dry and soak them the night before somewhere at your site and cooked in a pot over the fire. Carrots, zucchini, broccoli, and other veggies can be stored and kept fresh and are easy enough to grill. The carrots and zucchini can also be used in kebabs with sweet peppers and chicken or steak.

Lunch isn't as easy in my head. An insulated lunch bag with deli meat or cold, cooked chicken and snacking veggies like carrot sticks, cucumber, etc tossed with Tajin or something similar.

No mames wey... el chile en polvo fue la mejor invencion del hombre!

Fuck all that salt nonsense. Get yourself some of this tasty shit and go full on Mexican with your watermelon. Also, I'd recommend getting it from a farmer's market or roadside seller rather than the supermarket.

https://www.amazon.com/Taj%C3%ADn-Cl%C3%A1sico-Seasoning-5-oz/dp/B0000GL6RK

Just about every grocery store has this in the spice or the Mexican section:

https://www.amazon.com/Taj%C3%ADn-Cl%C3%A1sico-Seasoning-5-oz/dp/B0000GL6RK

Tajin powder is mostly crushed peppers, salt, and citrus. It's the slightly spicy, somewhat salty chili powder rim they put on red beer/michelada. It really peps up a mellow Mexican beer.

This is probably one of my favourites.

Just have a read through of the comments xD

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And here's my favourite (vaguely) NSFW one.

Not entering btw, don't have a Playstation.

Easiest way: http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/ref=cm_cr-mr-title
Takei reviewed it rather nicely.

Fresh Whole Rabbit

DIRTY THIRTY

Great, I got confused as to why it was so expensive, searched "Tuscan Whole Milk" on Amazon and then saw this as one of the 2 results

http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/ref=pd_sbs_misc?ie=UTF8&qid=1210003669&sr=8-1

The reviews were of course golden, but what really got me was that this book was tagged as fap fap fap; note that the fourth item of the "fap fap fap" tagging is a fresh whole rabbit.

How about this review for Fresh Whole Rabbit at Amazon?

"Like many suburban homeowners, I like to kill and eat the wild animals that populate my backyard. To keep it sporting, I hunt naked, with my teeth and long sharpened fingernails as my only weapons. I've feasted on squirrel, raccoon, vole and numerous songbirds. But no matter how long I lay spread eagle and motionless in the hot noonday sun, I have never been able to outwit and catch any of the plump and juicy rabbits that hop just outside my reach and then bolt for the woods when I leap forward with a blood-curdling shriek. I have chased them at a dead run through the yards of the many unoccupied homes that surround mine but the pursuit always ends in frustration. But no more, thanks to Amazon. Every week, I order a fresh whole rabbit and affix it to a remote control car that is operated by one of my children. This way, I get the thrill of the hunt, and when the car's batteries are exhausted, I can leap upon it, bury my teeth into the rabbit's soft flesh and perform my ritual victory dance right there in the Walgreen's parking lot."

You make bunny cry.

mouth watering http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-media/product-gallery/B00012182G/ref=cm_ciu_pdp_images_0?ie=UTF8&index=0

Check out the user picture's for the "Fresh whole rabbit"

WHY IS THIS IMAGE PART OF THAT PRODUCT!?!? Gaaah, rabbits are my second favorite animal. ;_;

Went to read the reviews when suddenly....


OH MY!

Pics

The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

Fresh Whole Rabbit

Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch

Wenger 16999 Giant Swiss Army Knife

Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz

Uranium Ore

Bicarbs deleted the comment, but /u/bicarbonates obviously THIS

You mean the people who make the Hot Cock Sriracha sauce?

Here is the hot sauce I would force down the throat of anyone who tried to defraud me. If that were not enough, I would jam this up his backside as far as it would go so I could watch him wriggle and squirm.

NOT MY CARD.

Mmmmmm

Ooh crazy's what they think about me

http://www.amazon.com/Huy-Fong-Sriracha-Chili-Sauce/dp/B0002PSOJW

> I actually used some last winter as kindling for my fire because I didn't have any thing else except big logs, they burn really well lol

Oh yeah. They burn real good. Full of calories. It's one of my favorite snacks but I've had to forgo them because I am counting calories now. When I look at that meager handful of 8 chips that represents 150 kcalories, it's hard to justify eating them.

And to think I used to eat them by the bag too... shudder

> I think vanilla icecream works best.

I was going to ask but I had assumed as much. That being said, I am definitely going to try it on peppermint as well... just because I like peppermint and I am curious if it will still work.

> I really can't explain the taste of vegemite even though I've eaten it for 27 years.

"Vegemite tastes like... it just tastes like Vegemite!" is always the answer I get when I ask, which is why I need to try it. Anything that can only be described by the identity property is something I have to try. ;)

> My advice is less is more with that stuff, don't use it like you would use jam (or jelly I think you call it) if you're having it on toast.

Don't be a hero, got it. Thank you for the tip, I would've totally used too much. I was thinking "peanut butter" amounts actually. I'll be sure to dial it back when I try it.

> I'll definitely try that one of I can get my hands on it! Thanks.

You may have to order it online. It's not a super common sauce even in the US as-of-yet. Keep in mind, if you love hot sauce for the heat, this one is on the milder side (I don't know if there's cultural heat tolerance differences).

A couple other hot sauce suggestion:

Frank's Red Hot Sauce: It's been around for a while, it's commercialized, but damn if it isn't good. Medium heat but strong cayenne pepper flavor with a vinegar base. Similar to Tabasco but more flavor less heat. A requirement for US style "Buffalo Wings."

Sriracha sauce (sometimes affectionately known as "cock sauce" due to the logo, at least in my neck of the woods) is also really good. Tough to explain the flavor, actually, but it's really, really well-balanced.

If you are into hot for the heat, Dave's is what you want to try. Hurtin' Habanero is the one I recommend for a good blend of heat and flavor; it's hotter than any other suggestion I've made on here, but it has LOADS of Habanero flavor and damn that is a tasty pepper! But it's mid-scale heat on Dave's own products.

The first Dave's product I ever tried was Dave's Insanity Sauce. At the time, I thought I LOVED hot food unconditionally; I'd get extra hot food from the Thai places and I loved jalapeno chips and things like that. Well, a friend said this stuff was "actually hot" and I should try a drop of it on my tongue. It had a REALLY good flavor, wow. And it wasn't that hot. So I took another drop myself. Still tasted soooo good.

Then it hit me. My mouth started to burn. A burn like I had never experienced. And wouldn't stop. Nothing would stop it. Ice-cream, milk, salt, oil (I was desperate). Best thing I could do was fill my mouth with cold water, hold still, and then fill with more cold water. I was able to return to my normal life after about 3 hours.

It was unpleasant on the way out too.

I now know that the upper-heat levels on Dave's is more for use in a dish to add heat, just a drop or two in a soup will be noticed. Or used as a challenge/haze.

We just emptied our bottle of sriracha. My favorite food is sushi!

Thanks for the contest!

Sriracha!

Not sure. I do know its available online pretty easily. Amazon ships to pretty much everywhere.

http://www.amazon.com/Huy-Fong-Sriracha-Chili-Bottle/dp/B0002PSOJW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1450732481&sr=8-2&keywords=Siracha

This stuff

https://www.amazon.com/Huy-Fong-Sriracha-Chili-Bottle/dp/B0002PSOJW

http://www.amazon.com/Huy-Fong-Sriracha-Chili-Sauce/dp/B0002PSOJW

I can't imagine a reason it wouldn't pack and travel well. And if you buy 5 bottles at a time you get free shipping.

http://www.amazon.com/Huy-Fong-Sriracha-Chili-Sauce/dp/B0002PSOJW

Buy some of this at your local grocery store. I put it on everything. Taste amazing with rice.

http://www.amazon.com/Huy-Fong-Sriracha-Chili-Sauce/dp/B0002PSOJW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=grocery&qid=1291250780&sr=8-1

:)

http://www.amazon.com/Huy-Fong-Sriracha-Chili-Sauce/dp/B0002PSOJW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1288795126&sr=8-2

Actual sauce

Nope, but I'm looking to get some.

Does this look original to you?

yummy-ness on everything

I'm trying to figure out the floating booger looking things. We normally don't put book Choy in the noodles. That's just getting fancy and a personal preference of the chef. There's also slices of pork meat near the greens. The chilis are also according to preference. We would put sirracha or sambal oelek or other chili paste sauce with hoisin sauce, squeeze some lime and bean sprouts.

Edit: there's also chopped green onions, chopped cilantro, and fried chopped garlic (very tiny piece I can see near the greens).

1. My new favourite Disney movie is Frozen. I like that it shows someone being utterly herself and shows that as a good thing. I like that it actually, openly mocks the common Disney trope of "I just met you, and this is crazy, but my name's [something], now let's have babies!" I like that it emphasizes non-romantic love as being able to be true and life-changing and truly unconditional. I like that it tells my (special ed) students that even if everyone else thinks they're cursed, even when it's terrifying to even be around other people, they can still be loved completely, for who they are.
   
   
2. These amazing chocolate bars that I found in Australia that will change your life! (Or at least taste delicious.)
   
   
3. See ya real soon!
   
   
4. This book written by a friend of mine.
   
   I've sadly never been to any Disney theme parks. Cost has always prohibited.

THESE ARE DELICIOUS AND CANADIAN AND GLORIOUS AND WORDS JUST CAN NOT DO JUSTICE TO HOW AMAZING THEY ARE. PLEASE LET YOUR TASTEBUDS GRACE THIS DELICIOUS CONCOCTION ONCE IN YOUR LIFEEEE

Pour Some Sugar On MEHHHHHHH

Pour Some Sugar On MEH!


Crunchie Milk Chocolate with Honeycomb Center! I have never had these before but they sound amazing! :3

Crunchie! Because I'm awesome, and I deserve candy. Also, I have never had these before, and I would love to try them! :)

Thanks for the contest!

Must have !!!!

least expensive

more expensive

most expensive

I wanted a different screen name cause I forgot the password to my other one and didn't want to go through figuring it out. So I stared at my computer for 20 mins trying to figure one out, this popped in my head, and viola! Youreabuttface was born!

My sister and I I'm the one on the floor.

i guess this is the only one i have right now. i tried going back to my myspace acct to find more, but apparently they changed everything and even if you never deleted your account, they deleted your stuff. i'm upset. :( stupid myspace. (end rant)

this, this, this or this por favor! and happy gifting!

"Madysan was the cutest, cuddly-uddliest baybay evarrrrrrr"

Available on Amazon too!

Attention my fellow Americans, your prayers have been answered:

http://www.amazon.com/Crunchie-Milk-Chocolate-Honeycomb-Center/dp/B0007U5J40

Bea, go to sleep.

I would love these candy bars! Thank you for the contest :D

I already got these from /u/BallsOnParade , but I eated all of them already...

My favorite candy though has to be Vosges' Mo's Milk Chocolate Bacon Bar <3

Food! :D

My kingdom for a Crunchie bar! These are the BEST.

Also, I was totally going to suggest to you to eat toast with peanut butter and banana, drizzled with honey. That's the best. <3

mg ths cntst s hdch ndcng ll n vwls ths hllwn! pp

Crunchies!

fly away home

That's pretty awesome that your flight is SO much cheaper! Where are you coming from/going for it to be so much?

In memory of my grandfather Bill Higgins. I visited hime every year in California and we would take long walks down the beach, which I took for granted. Now that he is gone, I realize how special our time together was. I wish I could just take 1 more walk. These candy bars

I'm hungry

and spongbob :)
Thank you for the contest!

Maoam (there's more flavours.)
Crunchie
Curly Wurly
Kinder
M&M's (I NEED THIS)
Toffee crisp

(I didn't look at shipping so sorry if they are over)

These and these are really nomtastic !

This is my kitchen-y wishlist and this is my <~$5 snack wishlist.

I'm fine with whatever, but I'd prefer this lunchbox and/or this lunchbox to make lunch more fun ;) (they're under the kitchen-y wishlist)

Pour Some Sugar On Meh

I've honestly been wanting to try these for awhile I hear a lot of people on here talking about them, I'd like to try them! Crunchie

These Crunchies because I've never had them, they don't sell them here, and I've heard so much about how great they are!

Or crunchie bars - I can always use those!

Haha, yes, ketchup :)

I LOVE BBQ sauce :3

I'm game!

I love chocolate/snacks. I favourite selection box is http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0000TA3BW/ref=mp_s_a_1_7?qid=1375385363&sr=8-7&pi=SL75 I don't know if you have them :) I just put in Amazon.com British candy XD

Crunchie's are delicious honeycomb filled chocolate bars http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0007U5J40/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?qid=1375385363&sr=8-2&pi=SL75

Flakes http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000JSLYSU/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?qid=1375385363&sr=8-3&pi=SL75

Toffee Crisp http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000FNLJRK/ref=mp_s_a_1_13?qid=1375385532&sr=8-13&pi=SL75

Smarties! http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B008892DPA/ref=mp_s_a_1_19?qid=1375385532&sr=8-19&pi=SL75

This looks amazing, but pricey o.o http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00A4R2B6A/ref=mp_s_a_1_22?qid=1375385612&sr=8-22&pi=SL75

This and this both look and sound delicious. I would be happy with either one <3



Thanks for the contest :)

I've been good I swear! Mostly. Lol

Thanks for the contest! <3

BUY THEM HERE!!!

Here you go!

Knock yourself out

[AWWWW YEEEEEEEE!](http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1310397913&tag=write-20&sr=8-1 "Link to buy Dunkaroos on amazon")

How about 14 packs instead?

I always liked these more: http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2

Ents may be interested in this

These still exist fyi
right here

These things are on my fucking wishlist on Amazon! Don't be fooled by the high price, there are 14 6 packs. :D

http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1330936893&sr=8-1

50 dollars worth of Dunkaroos would make anyone happy

You're welcome.

Amazon.com sells them. http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2

Surge and Dunkaroos

Here you go sir. Mother fucking Dunkaroos

Wow, I totally forgot about those things. I wonder if they still make 'em.

Yup

http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2

havne't tried them yet, but I want to
https://www.amazon.com/Eden-Organic-Black-Beans-15-Ounce/dp/B000GZS9Q6?th=1

Just a fyi, they sell these at my local supermarket and at walmart near me and is a good substitute to black beans and taste great imo.


https://www.amazon.com/Eden-Organic-Black-Beans-15-Ounce/dp/B000GZS9Q6

I'd probably just omit beans and make it a meat-heavy chili like most other people are suggesting.

If your mother really wants the taste of beans for some reason, black soybeans are very low in net carbs. They might be tough to find in person though

> 0.8 grams of protein per pound of lean bodyweight should suffice

I agree, I've seen this number in plenty of places. Just wondering why multiple servings of protein powder instead of whole foods, I guess? I tend to limit my intake to one serving a day, but at the end of the day that's personal preference. Again, nuts, eggs, tofu, meat replacements are other good sources.

>Problem with beans, black soybeans or otherwise, is that they're way too high in carbs - otherwise, I would love to.

Black soy beans only have 1 gram net carb. They're great for veggie keto. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000GZS9Q6/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_HcmZxb4MVJ9T3

>Also, could you expand on why evening is a "weird place" for it?

Re: bulletproof coffee. I've been doing IF as well, I definitely get not drinking it in the morning. Usually people use bullet proof coffee as a tool to stave off hunger for a long time. It seems like a weird place to use those calories, since you'll likely be eating a large meal soon after. Why not include real food for those calories? I think that's why it feels strange. Maybe a fat bomb after dinner? Or some extra cheese with all that veg?

If you still want to do a bulletproof coffee, maybe after lunch to get you to dinner?

>I've never heard that yogurt is something to worry about and now I've heard it twice.

It IS only 7 grams of carbs, but straight from sugar. That is pretty indulgent, considering it's nearly half your carbs for the day. Also having something with that much sugar can cause more sugar cravings and more hunger, which is worse (in my experience) earlier in the day. Maybe try cottage cheese instead?

Here

You can add some soybeans to your diet perhaps! They taste awesome in taco, salad, chilli etc
Here is the amazon link: https://www.amazon.com/Eden-Organic-Black-Beans-15-Ounce/dp/B000GZS9Q6?th=1
and try Isopure Zero carb for smoothies and waffles. I made zero carb cookies with Isopure which had 11 protein and 57 Kcal!

I would like to add cans of black soybeans.

Usually total.

Eg. http://www.swervesweetener.com/products/swerve-sweetener-granular-12oz/ 0 calories, 0 grams of fiber, 0 grams of sugar, 0 grams of starch... yet 4g of carbs per serving. Or these ones -- https://www.amazon.com/Eden-Organic-Black-Beans-15-Ounce/dp/B000GZS9Q6... it's 8 grams of carbs per serving, but only one gram of actual net carbs... scallops by contrast are a higher carb food at 1.5g of sugar per oz.

Also haven't tried these yet I read their a good replacement for los frijoles. Gonna try one can if I can find them first. Only 1 carb per serving.
https://www.amazon.com/Eden-Organic-Black-Beans-15-Ounce/dp/B000GZS9Q6/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1501435207&sr=8-1&keywords=soy%2Bblack%2Bbeans&th=1

I misread the question and thought you were asking for the recipe for refrying. You can buy them in amazon https://www.amazon.com/Eden-Organic-Black-Beans-15-Ounce/dp/B000GZS9Q6

I read that they can be difficult to properly cook, but when cooked they are very similar to kidney beans. They are also available on Amazon. I'm still on the fence about trying them though..

If interested also check out black soy beans (link)

I use them in my chili all the time and work out very well.

You could also try cutting out the diced tomatos and add in a jar of salsa. That's another thing I do for my chili with great success.

They have them at my local upscale grocery store. But it looks like they are easily available online

2nd this also can get them off amazon Eden Organic Black Soy Beans, No Salt Added

The Source

Sorry born and raised in Louisiana, not really exotic. Why not try The Source.

http://www.amazon.com/The-Source-Sauce-Million-Scoville/dp/B001BIXJG2

[The Source] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001BIXJG2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_b9LAxb3K1DFC3)

Next time try the source! Worst idea I had in a long time.

We had this stuff at a sports bar I used to work at that was called "the source" which came in a little tiny glass vial. I don't remember the exact rating but it was definitely over 6 million scovilles. It was so thick and concentrated it was a thick black paste. I'm not entirely sure it wasn't in fact the blood of Satan himself. There was six or seven different levels of heat you could order on the menu - some of them we just added more powdered cayenne or used a different base. We would dip a tooth pick in the source and swirl it into the hot sauce for the "legendary wings" and fuck, that shit was insane.

Edit: found it, 7.1 million scovilles https://www.amazon.ca/Source-Sauce-Million-Scoville-Units/dp/B001BIXJG2

Get "the source"^https://www.amazon.de/Source-Million-Scoville-Pepper-Extract/dp/B001BIXJG2... If that doesn't get you to your limit, nothing will.

Here you go

Order online. If you don't die report back.

if you ever get the chance this is the one i had

https://www.amazon.com/Source-Sauce-Million-Scoville-Units/dp/B001BIXJG2

its great if you dilute 1 drop into 5 gallons

What's insane is that this is only rated at 350 Scovilles of heat. There's a hot sauce called The Source that is 7.1 million Scovilles.

You can buy it on Amazon here.

EDIT: You can also buy pure capsaicin crystal and dilute it into a tincture of 16 million Scoville units.

A few drops of this should suffice

Read the top review on this hot sauce.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001E6K63A/?tag=toppppp40-20

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001E6K63A/?tag=toppppp89-20

Not sold in stores anymore, but you can buy them on amazon in boxes of four. Best damn cereal ever.

They may have stopped selling you in stores, but if there's a will, there's a way. Amazon can ship my favorite cereal at grocery store prices right to my door. I love the future.

Edit: OH GOD IT'S PRIME. Two days from now I will create a swimming pool filled with this cereal.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001E6K63A/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=2A785ENWJMOM9&coliid=I382P7I85E0266

The best cereal I've ever tasted was Strawberry Shortcake. Now I go for Frankenberry- although I never see him in stores.

You can buy some hard to find cereals online:

Amazon has Rice Krispie Treats on sale now

French Toast Crunch is up on eBay

Kickass! A lot of my friends are in the military and one of my closest buddies is EOD in the Army. Takes a lot of hard work in that branch!

I guess I'll list this because its amazing and less than $15 with shipping.

I tried every zip code up and down my state, nothing within 30 miles of any of them. :(

Edit: Huzzah!

Edit2: bought one, only one left.

Edit3: They just went up 2 dollars.

http://www.amazon.com/Rice-Krispies-Treats-Cereal-14-2-Ounce/dp/B001E6K63A/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=grocery&qid=1268768026&sr=8-4

Rice Krispie treats still available? I need to go on a road trip. A drive from NY to KY would be completely worth it.

EDIT: http://www.amazon.com/Rice-Krispies-Treats-Cereal-14-2-Ounce/dp/B001E6K63A I love amazon

Rice Krispies Treats Cereal