Best jelly beans, chewy & gummy candies according to redditors

My suggestion would be to set up a security camera first.

EDIT: Also, if you want to set up a sacrificial package for the thieves to steal I suggest getting sugar-free gummy bears.

http://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears-5LBS/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=sr_1_4/179-7019870-5388561?ie=UTF8&qid=1422252461&sr=8-4&keywords=sugar+free+gummy+bears

Read the reviews.

You know Favorite Reds is already a thing.

Some of the varieties of sugar-free gummy bears contains a laxative. I think the reviews speak for themselves. (In short, eating large amounts of them is a very bad idea)

I bought this last week and I have no regrets

FaveReds are cherry, strawberry, fruit punch and watermelon.

A Healthy Alternative

Does that make the giant gummy bear like a mecha bear that the gummies built to fight the giant worms?

For those who do not understand the reference

As long as they are not sugar free evil bears, you should be fine !

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY

Truly an excellent example of modern rhetoric and prose. The writers of tomorrow aren't training in colleges and writing schools- no, they're busy writing Amazon reviews about sugar free gummy bears.

Gummy Bears reviews here. In fact it was whilst I was reading these reviews about three years ago that I first met one of my good friends. She had just come to the UK and could hardly speak English. She was sitting across from me in a cafe and I was reading these reviews, laughing so hard I was crying. She asked if I was ok and we have been friends ever since!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0041285XC

The amazon reviews on those things are hilarious.

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Flavors-Gluten/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_show_all_btm?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews

See here:
https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/product-reviews/B00CMS97YS

And here

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Sugar-Free-Flavor/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY

For some of the funniest shit to ever grace Amazon reviews

We're still working on whether artificial sweeteners cause a spike in insulin in humans. At the moment, there isn't solid science to back it up and a lot of it is speculation and anecdotal stories. We've only got tests on flies and mice. Along with that, very little of the sweeteners reach the pancreas and there is no glucose involved with this situation at all.

They do make you poop though. Enjoy if you have yet to partake!

On the topic of gummy bears, I highly recommend to anyone that loves gummy bears to order these:

http://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Flavor-Assorted-Gummi-5-Pound/dp/B001E5DWW8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1374173158&sr=8-1&keywords=albanese+gummy+bears

I have bought these twice, they're delicious, soft, flavorful goodness.
10 pounds lasted me about a week and a half. I've eaten many gummy bears in my life, these are by far the best. Try them! They do come in smaller bags as well.

What if I told you you could get a box of nothing but reds.
Would that bake your noodle?

http://www.amazon.com/Starburst-Fave-Reds-2-07-Ounce-Packs/dp/B001O6ZGH6/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1334431602&sr=8-2

Here is the Link to the Product Listing if anyone is interested in reading the reviews. They are absolutely hilarious!

Albanese Candy, Sugar Free Assorted Fruit Gummi Bears, 5-pound Bag

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY

They have a Starburst "favorite reds" pack now! I normally never eat Starburst but I've had these a few times during pregnancy and loved them: https://www.amazon.com/Starburst-FaveREDs-Fruit-Chews-Candy/dp/B0041285XC

http://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears-5LBS/dp/B00CMS97YS

these ones are awesome too.

ROFL

https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gold-Bears-Delicious-Packaging-Packaging/dp/B000EVOSE4/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1539883798&sr=8-3&keywords=sugar%2Bfree%2Bgummy%2Bbears&th=1

Please read comments here.

AND

here.

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Sugar-Free-Flavor/dp/B00DE4GWWY/ref=sr_1_4_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1539884422&sr=8-4&keywords=sugar+free+gummy+bears

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DE4GWWY/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_i_cY6UDbMBQTDK3

Anyone ever had Hi-Chews before? They're basically Japanese Starburst but more chewy.

Anyways, I was playing Fortnite late last night and wasn't paying attention to anything other than the game, but when I finished I looked at the wrappers and must've eaten over a dozen of them in one sitting.

The next day shame is real.

My next order would be this: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00DE4GWWY

I know it would be $20'ish wasted, but my hope would be after a day of stealing boxes, they open this puppy up and have themselves a nice big handful and relax for a bit.

EDIT: If you haven't heard of these little delish bears, check out some of the rave reviews!

He probably just ate a bag of sugar free gummy bears.

Give her the Haribo sugar free ones, and I bet she'll stop.

For those that haven't seen Christine Torok's brilliant review yet: https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Flavors-Gluten/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY

Like a 5 pound gummy bear perhaps?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00315HJ8C/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_fih.Ab1EJSZ5H

There are several, but "for shits and giggles", you can start here: https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY

It was! It is for Haribo Sugarfree Bears, also affectionately known as Hell Bears. Here is the rest of the comment section.

That one was funny! How do you housetrain a large kaiju like that?

Starburst does indeed have them. They are called Faves

http://www.amazon.com/Starburst-Fave-Reds-14-Ounce-Bags/dp/B0041285XC/ref=sr_1_2?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1319436336&sr=1-2

so evil. i like it.

also: why not some sugarless gummy bears?

if you are going to punish them, do it right >:D

For interested; read the reviews

Sugar Free Gummi Bears. Usually people are referring to the Haribo ones, but this one was "Albanese" brand. (I got the link by clicking the "No Image Found" image).



They use a sugar substitute which is highly laxative, and more than like 3-5 gummies at a time will trigger thunderstorms from your anus.

Of course it's well labeled in the product description /s

>About the product

>Sweetener: Hydrogenated Glucose Syrup (lycasin)

Oh, just regular old everyday lycasin, is that all!?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycasin

>Lycasin's known side effects in adults include bloating, explosive diarrhea, intestinal gurgling or rumbling (borborygmi), and flatulence. Some cases of extremely intense intestinal distress have been reported from consuming foods containing Lycasin, which led to many humorous reviews of German confectioner Haribo's Sugarless Gummy Bears.

These exist.

Don't do it, though. Don't do it.

You are stronger than a gummi bear.

Sugar-free gummy bears. Read the Amazon reviews. Seriously, it's not something you'd want to do if you weren't constipated. It probably will work for you.

You can't reference that and not link to the comment section of the related products...
The Haribo ones
The comment section that originally got attention

Seriously, some advice from a former candy addict, buying someone sugar free candy is like sending them to a death camp. Make them homemade keto treats like fat bombs in heart-shaped silicon moulds or keto cheesecake tarts or something. If you don't believe me just check out these reviews:

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Flavors-Gluten/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY

I always keep a bowl of sugar-free gummy bears beside my toilet for emergencies. Also in my backpack in case I have a pop quiz. Here are some of the reviews...https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Flavors-Gluten/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_acr_sr?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews

> Haribo sugar-free gummi

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS/

the haribo brand ones aren't available but these are made by the same company. Enjoy, Jeffrey Denning

As someone else pointed out, it's a known side effect of consuming sugar alcohols. Check out the reviews for these sugar-free gummy bears on Amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS#customerReviews

Yup...

Albanese Candy 12 Flavor Gummi Bears 5 lb Bag, Assorted Gummi Bears: Cherry, Pink Grapefruit, Watermelon, Strawberry, Orange, Blue Raspberry, Lime, Grape, Green Apple, Mango, Pineapple, Lemon https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00OYPFC46/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_vtxKDbA77RCYJ

I'm sure she'd love a gift, I recommend this.

Suffer

Enjoy.

In case anyone has forgotten the horror, here is the infamous review: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/B00DE4GWWY/R2DUEGOALTH7TS/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_rvw_4?ie=UTF8&cursor=4

(No, i have no idea how to shorten that like people do)

I agree with you. Haribo are inferior. That said, a great deal of people really love them, and this is pretty subjective. I doubt that fruit juice in the gummy bear makes them all that much better for you than extracts, either.

THESE are the best. If you haven't tried them, do yourself a favor and do so immediately.

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Flavor-Gummi-Bears/dp/B00OYPFC46

Looks like you need this!

who needs a 5LB Gummy Bear?

Giant Gummy Bear approx 5 Pounds - Cherry Flavored Giant Gummy Bear https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00315HJ8C/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_iEeWCb95QMN59

There. Problem solved.

yes

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY

Αν δεν λυπάσαι το έντερό σου...

I hear these are good. 😂😆😅

Seriously though, just read the comments!!

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Sugar-Free-Flavor/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY

If you are into 5 pound bags of candy, might I suggest the best gummy bears in the entire world. 12 fucking flavors and none of them suck. even the orange is good. and you get two 5 pound bags for $23

I'm spending the first few days of the break driving up to FSU with a bunch of friends as a surprise for one of our friends that recently graduated. The rest of the break'll be spent at home, enjoying one of these babies.

Honestly Kim, if your family's away during this time of year and you want to get into Christmas, I suggest simply celebrating it with any of your friends; I'm sure they'd happily celebrate it with you!

Here you go

Yup! The mall nearby has a kiosk that sells them, so we grabbed it from there.

The instructions aren't that bad, but we did have a YouTube video ready to go if we were confused about anything.

All in all it was pretty fun

Clearly you've never had sugar free gummy bears.

As tu pensé à commander des golden bear sans sucres pour offrir une diarrhée explosive au mec assez con pour te les piquer et les manger ?

Chiasse de l'espace garanti pour ton voisin ... C'est bas, vil et mesquin, exactement ce que ce fils de chien batard mérite !

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00DE4GWWY/ref=pd_aw_sim_sbs_325_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=YWSVQFYFA6XXKXGMSS66

After shipping on the wig a a fun candy kit would round out her prize.

Just buy one of these packs and let's all get along.

Edit: You can buy 6 14oz bags here.

This is my favorite white elephant gift of all time. It's 2 feet long with a 5" girth.

My DD is 10 and i got her a popin cookin candy kit seen here as an extra for her birthday and she flipped for it, im going to get another for christmas. I do cutesy earings also https://www.amazon.com/dp/B076QG1RFN/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_hre0DbJT5AERD)
Bookmarks, stickers, pop keychains

For those interested, you can get alternate versions of the gummy bears from hell.

These are not identical, having, as a sweetener, Maltitol instead of Lycasin.

Maltitol is the active ingredient in Lycasin, so they will probably have the same effect if enough is consumed, but it might not be as dramatic as the original hell-bears.

There is also a 5 pound version that is probably the same, but the ingredients aren't listed on Amazon, so not certain...

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY/

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY#customerReviews

Albanese Candy, Sugar Free Assorted Fruit Gummi Bears, 5-pound Bag https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DE4GWWY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_mJ1XCbC08BXTJ

I will just leave this here for you amusement. https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Flavors-Gluten/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY

The reviews are amazing.

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY I don't know how to shorten it, also lazy.

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_hist_1?filterByStar=one_star&pageNumber=1

From one Amazon bulk candy fiend to another: you've got to try Priming the Albanese gummy bears [not an affiliate link pinky swear]. They are 👌👌👌

I want to try these gummies om nom nom. I should've picked them up in Epcot. :)

Feel better!!

Thanks for running this!!

reddit raffle phrase gifting is fun.

Crazy Japanese thingy on my Main. ($5.99)

Basil seeds on my Main. ($2.47)

Sunglasses on my Main. ($3.15)

Nail polish top coat on my Polish. ($4.44)

Tape measure on my Hobbies. ($3.39)

Totaling... $19.44!

Edit:

I'm curious to see what other combination I can do with just stuff for apartments. XD

Santoku knife on my Prep. ($7.04)

Baking spoons on my Prep. ($6.03)

Collapsible measuring cup on my Prep. ($7.81)

Totaling... $20.88

Blegh, it's a lot harder with apartment stuff. XD

I saw these Albanese gummy bears in a TJ Maxx once and picked them up for a family member who likes them a lot. Anecdotally, it hasn't really tarnished the brand in my eye or my family members. Not sure what the real affect was.

Here you go homie. You can also get them in bulk at Sprout's if you have one near you, and they occasionally go on sale for super cheap.

Let me blow your mind!

For your cravings.

Problem Solved

If you like that, then you'll love this!!!

Close enough?

He's referring to this. Best move ever by Starburst.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00315HJ8C/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_c_api_wCXJAb1D0KBSH

Or you could get a 5 lb gummy bear...

https://www.amazon.com/Giant-Gummy-Bear-approx-Pounds/dp/B00315HJ8C

Are you ready to kill a God?

Trader Joe's has 1 lb bars! And they're only $5, and pretty good. Also, you're screwed when your kid discovers these.

Have you seen this?

Never deal with yellow Starburst again: http://www.amazon.com/Starburst-Fave-Reds-14-Ounce-Bags/dp/B0041285XC

https://www.amazon.com/Starburst-FaveREDs-Fruit-Chews-Candy/dp/B0041285XC

It has fruit punch and watermelon in it too tho

> A few years ago I got a bag of Starburst with no red one

Are you the one to thank for Starburst FaveReds? Cause if so, you should win a Nobel Prize in Candy or whatever they award for such a thing.

Pugs are awesome! :D

A Harry Potter scarf if he lives somewhere cold maybe. There's different colors for each "House". Sneak around his comments and see if he has a favorite character and get the character's house scarf! (Harry's scarf is dark red and gold, so if in doubt, that's the best bet)

That and Jelly Belly makes a jelly bean set named after the ones in the book called "Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans", definitely amazing!

If all else fails, just search etsy for Harry Potter stuff. There's probably a ton of cool beanies, art prints, or phone cases on there!

Video

Product: Hamburger Popin' Cookin' kit DIY

u/lydeuh We run in the same slack group, but I don't think I've spoken to you enough!! Can we be friends? (*sounds like a little kid ><* )
 
Off my wishlist, I nominate any of the DIY candy kits on my Japanese wish list like these!! Because I mainly want to see the fun that my guy is going to have making them!

Haribo Gummy Bears are the fucking best. None of that sugar free bullshit laxative.

You would appreciate "Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears."

They're the best tasting colon cleanse money can buy.

They still exist, and are available for purchase, just without the Haribo brand name on the package. Same product.

Every time I see a comment like yours, I have to go back and read the Haribo sugar free dummies product reviews page.


Scroll down and have a good laugh.

​

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Sugar-Free-Flavor/dp/B00DE4GWWY/ref=sr_1_3?crid=2RQ8FVQZ2JIZ9&keywords=haribo+sugar+free+gummy+bears&qid=1562163352&s=gateway&sprefix=hard%2Caps%2C134&sr=8-3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE

Another company still manufactures hellbears:
https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Sugar-Free-Flavor/dp/B00DE4GWWY/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

Unfortunately something happened to the Haribo version 2-3 years ago. Discontinued due to popularity. But this one is only $26! The sugar free ones are the best! Oh, dont trust the reviews. /s

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY

https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00DE4GWWY

The top comments are fucking gold :
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I ate 6 of these things to aid along in digestion. I figured it was a tastier way to rid myself of a weeks worth of backup. I might as well have swallowed a nuclear bomb and topped it off with an enema. The good news is my digestive system is back on track. The bad news is I will never eat another gummy bear and may have flushed part of my soul down the toilet. God speed my friends...
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It all started at 6 in the morning. The night before one of my hunting buddies had bought these without noticing that they wjere sigar free. He's one of those guys always reading about the effects of food and dieting and stuff, and refused to eat them claiming they would male you gain wait. So he gave them to me. I was out in the deer woods far from any toilet, or toilet paper. If I could go back in time I would have ran my friend over on tje way, or made sure my parents had never met, because after just 5 or so of these hell bent demon possesd spawn of satan bears, I knew I should have read the comments before taking these off my friends hands. It all started with A low rumble, like distant thunder, or the mating call of a rhinasurous. I was sure it would scare away any deer with in a 5 mile radius. But it didn't stop at that. My intestines began to move inside of me like snakes after eating cherry bombs. My soul itself seemed to be working its way through my bowls. By then I knew I had to get out of that tree stand, but by then I knew it was too late. I made a break for it just as the sun began to rise. I ran like a mad man in a way that I can only describe as a pregnant, ostrich sasqatch women. I had only made it a few yards when Lucifer himself shot out of me like a potatoe tied to a ceiling fan. I crumbled to the ground as I tried to rip off my extremely expensive no-scent camouflage hunting pants, but it was too late. I stayed in that spot for what felt like hours. My life flashed before my eyes, and I relived the time I caught my first bass. I prayed to God to kick a satellite from the sky to crush me, but my cries for mercy where coverd by the explosions of Satan still coming from my body. The stuff coming out of me would have caught fire if you'd struck a match any where near it. As I sat with my tormented thoughts, I saw the biggest buck I have ever seen in my life (about a 12 or 14 point) walk slowly past my tree stand. A FLIPPEN PURFECT SHOT. I sat in a puddle of mt own defeat tryimg not to suffacate on the fumes coming from the tainted turds. After what seemed like an eternity I managed to waddle back to my brand new truck, where I had no other clothes, or anything to clean myself with. The smell of my truck and the butt stains left on my once purfect seats will forever torment my dreams. I have gone through an eternity of air fresheners and nothing has worked. When ever someone has to drive with me and they ask what happened to my truck, I tell them a really long story about how I deliverd a calf in the middle of the night.
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Well, I read the reviews...challenge accepted!

Final score - death bears 7...me 0.

You know how amazon gives you things that people also bought with your item...they should include some cottonelle wipes as a mandatory item with this.

My pre-colonoscopy meds were not as effective as the 40 bears I ate.

Why 40 you say? Well, I ate 5 and nothing...10
Nothing. Kept on going. Got a little cocky and ate 10 straight. Now, I’m thinking I’ve won! 10 more...sure, and 10 more.

It was at this point that i actually read he packaging. It actually says may have a laxative effect.

And here comes the night of a thousand waterfalls.

Don’t do the challenge. I thought they were all making stuff up.
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These things are delicious, but they make my ass sound like Chewbacca.
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You do realize that these 'sugar free' bears have the exact same calories as the regular Haribo gummy bears!

I foolishly ignored the warnings and purchased a 5 lb bag of these potent evil apparitions posing as delectably tasty goodies.

The laxative effect of these ‘sugar free gummy candies’ is nuclear. I first noticed rumblings as my intestines began a protest that escalated to world shaking levels. The gurgling and surging was grotesque. They continued to increase in both intensity and duration until the volume alerted all in the house of my impending explosion. Sphincter tightly clenched I urgently made the most awkward hurried hobbling walk to the bathroom. I arrived just barely in time as the propulsion became a cataract which physically lifted me forcefully off the seat of the commode. Without being able to grasp and maintain butt to commode seat integrity I shudder to wonder the scope of destruction of the resulting explosiveness.

The stench quickly overcame the exhaust fan, passive air freshener, aerosol spray, and tightly closed door. It was beyond awful. In an effort to save others in the house from a fate worse than death, I even risked waddling to the door between liquid explosions to stuff a dampened towel to futilely seal the gap.

Several spiders which had made their home unnoticed in the exhaust fan housing dropped down stone cold dead. Doors slammed as my wife and children instantly became refugees instantly grabbing hats and coats and fled seeking breathable air elsewhere. I was abandoned and left alone to suffer my fate. The peculiar and noxious smell is putrid and penetrating. It is worse than burnt hair.

These disgusting ‘alleged candies’ are actually mislabeled ‘prescription only colonoscopy evacuation materials’ only one of which is necessary to thoroughly empty any colon prior to scoping. I wouldn't wish these on my worst enemy. Seriously if you are scheduled for a colonoscopy, drop me a line and I will send you 20 of these nuclear option bowel evacuation 100% guaranteed to cleanse your bowels and make you wish for an end to life. Save you money no prescription needed.

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=sugar+free+gummy+bears&qid=1572303057&sprefix=sugar+free+gummy&sr= read the comments lol

Or Reagan’s Favorite when he bottomed to Nancy.

very relevant

Toilet humour (literally) but read the reviews and enjoy.

My first time reading about these.. well worth it I'm in stitches here laughing about it. Not sure if this is the same product but the other links I looked at are the same

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY

Nice 5 lb bag of gummies gone to art.

Albanese 12-flavor if anybody wondered. https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Flavor-Gummi-Bears/dp/B00OYPFC46?th=1 We go through a shameful amount of these at my office...

Are you telling me there's better than Haribo?

This better not awaken anything in me...

Fyi: 5 lbs for $12.

6:34pm

If I win, I'd love this!

I worked all day. Now I'm about to have a sandwich and stuff for dinner :)

Hope you've had a good day!!

I believe they were these — they were so good!

It was bothering me very much coming in here and not seeing a lot of links so I found you some!
Grape gummies!

Kiwi candy!

Wonka spree!

Jelly babies, amirite?

Yes, so far all I've found is candy. I like candy lol.

Haha thank you! :3


And yessss Hi-chews are amazing! Pocky! (These can be found in asian markets/farmers markets)

Also, Japanese kitkats are great! (green tea, passion fruit (ugnnnn so good), strawberry.

Japanese gummies are great too! Like this: http://www.amazon.com/Japanese-Fruit-Gummy-Candy-Kasugai/dp/B0009HGVWA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1395881837&sr=8-1&keywords=japanese+gummy

Ihatemydentist! but these look so yummy. hope your mouth doesn't hurt too much!

Lychee candy!
http://www.amazon.com/Kasugai-Litchi-Lychee-Gummy-Candies/dp/B0009HGVWA/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1382714729&sr=8-2&keywords=Lychee+candy

Man, I love those lychee gummies! Amazon link here if anyone wants to buy them:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0009HGVWA/

This is all I would want. Mmm Japanese candy! It's on my Amazon snacks wish list.

It's $3.86 so I'd be happy to split the rest with someone else, but I don't have anyone in mind right off the bat.

Mo thinks I'm beautiful and I know she's right!

I got mine on Amazon. Most of the kits are great, that one just happened to be yucky. It was still really fun to make though. The sushi kit was yummy, and the hamburger shop one was interesting since it was actually food flavored instead of candy flavored.

10 lbs. of Gummi Bears!

Or, 5 lbs. of gummis in stranger shapes.

In fact, skip the textbook and just get some of these delicious guys. Think of the money you'll save.

They do: http://www.amazon.com/Starburst-Fave-Reds-2-07-Ounce-Packs/dp/B001O6ZGH6

AMAZON.COM, BITCH! (to be read in Jesse Pinkman's voice; if don't know who Jesse Pinkman is, I rephrase as "well good sir you can get them at amazon.com").

http://www.amazon.com/Starburst-Fave-Reds-2-07-Ounce-Packs/dp/B001O6ZGH6

I also happen to have them at my local CVS. :D

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001O6ZGH6?pc_redir=1411972909&robot_redir=1

:)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001O6ZGH6

For responsive play I'd say

Renegade - $16

For responsive, then learning unresponsive,

YoYoFactory Arrow - $15

Just for something a little different, plus you get a counter weight.

Duncan Freehand - $20


String


100pk of Kitty Fat - $21

And because you have some cash left over..

Cellphone tri-pod to record some trick circles with - $12

5 Pound bag of sour gummy worms, because sour gummy worms are fucking awesome. - $16

Boom.

Morthy's demands:


2. This Hand of the King Pin because we know what kind of luck those guys have... It's on the Game of Thrones wishlist.


Akeleie's Demands:

1. Something to rest my weary head... and it's on my $5 up to $25 wishlist
   
2. Might as well have a bit of junk food from my Yummy List~ wishlist.
   

https://www.amazon.com/Trolli-Large-Brite-Crawlers-Gummi/product-reviews/B001U91OS2/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_viewopt_srt?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=avp_only_reviews&sortBy=recent&pageNumber=1

Ahhhh... This?

These jellybeans, if we are being serious. I have a super rough job (i teach at a title 1 school with a high population of kids with behavioral support needs and special needs) and having these to snack on/treat myself with when I get home from work will prevent me from making too many bagel bites/mozzarella sticks.

I hope you can have a lovely holiday despite the situations your family put you in, in the past <3

Why not just skip the car step and go straight to buying a 5 pound gummy bear?

1. my daughter was missing for about 45min. being only about 6 years old back then i freaked out. i called the police and went to the neighbors to ask around. i chose to make a game plan to search more efficiently and i finally found her about 6 houses down in the back yard just sitting in their swingset. really odd.
   
   
2. huge gummy bear is pretty funny and a little weird
   
   
3. Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff
   
   
4. make a game plan and calm down
   
   
5. i always like surprises

Amazon is your friend.

I received one as a gift. If it tasted like a Haribo gummy bear, it would be amazeballs. Unfortunately it tastes like ass; it's too chewy and there's not enough good flavor.

5 lbs of Haribo gummy bears, that's what you should get.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00315HJ8C/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_WdoRyb7Q4VV9G

6,000 calorie lunch, problem solved.

If their household is candy-friendly, we’ve had great responses to giving kids this age giant gummies like this one and this one.

>You get drunk and order a large package of gummy bears?

This happened to me

This massive gummy bear.

They make implants from these?

I thought this was pretty cool although I don't think I'd be able to finish one by myself.

Jetsons

I'm pretty unique in that I was born in Japan, have 100% Chinese parents, and have a US citizenship :O

I guess you could say something I love is Pokemon as I was born in Japan, or maybe Japanese snacks are your thing? Or maybe these absolutely delicious asian snacks would also count as something I love, and fitting in with the asian theme. :D

Anyways, thanks for the giveaway, it was interesting to read about other people!

#1

My non-japanese friends love it too. They are puffier than cheese doodles and have a lighter flavor. (Green bag is cheese flavor and Yellow is a "light" flavor has a hint of fish broth)

2#

Yogurt fruit chews.

3#

Hard to pinpoint it's flavor but it's good. The biscuit is the same stuff as Pokey. Get the salad flavor. Original is just a Pokey without chocolate :(

https://www.amazon.com/Starburst-FaveREDs-Fruit-Chews-14-ounce/dp/B0041285XC/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1472975032&sr=8-1&keywords=starburst+favreds

Not the OP you were talking to...but I'm just going to leave this here:

http://www.amazon.com/Starburst-Fave-Reds-14-Ounce-Bags/dp/B0041285XC/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1410975141&sr=8-2&keywords=starbursts+reds


WHAT?! We're all enablers here.

>So great is McCarthy's desire to ingratiate himself to Trump that, noticing that Trump only ate red and pink Starburst candies, McCarthy ordered an aide to pick out only those colors -- them put them in a jar and delivered them as a present to Trump.

Somebody needs to tell this guy about Starburst FaveREDs.

You'll be happy to hear about this then:
http://www.amazon.com/Starburst-Fave-Reds-14-Ounce-Bags/dp/B0041285XC

I was just checking, dear! ;)

What's something you need?? Food! Obviously its a necessity for life! I can't honestly say what this is, but look at that panda o: Who doesn't love pandas?

Something you'll have fun with? Anything to do with My Chemical Romance!! Do you even realize how amazing this band is??? They are pure perfection. This one is on my list actually too ;)

Something for your cat? Look at this! If I still had a cat, I could play with something like this for hours with him/her! But I dunno, I just love animals lol

1. Thanks /u/captivatingbleu for all that you do.
   
   
2. [My item.] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004N8S36S/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=2HTHRVKNRES31&coliid=INKXOPTOP57ZK)
   
   
3. [Your item.] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0013D8LOK/ref=wl_it_dp_v_S_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=13VVGGK5LECJG&coliid=I2L6U8IGW9723P)
   
   
4. Go Mom Go!
   

Probably not embarrassing, but the sheer amount of Funko Pop figures I want. There's probably 20-50 in there... I also want a ride-on inflatable swan for my pool. But what I really want is one of those [Japanese candy making kits.] (http://www.amazon.com/Kawaii-Popin-Cookin-Make-Bento/dp/B004N8S36S/ref=sr_1_24?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1372366882&sr=1-24&keywords=japanese+kit+kat)

I hope you'll be able to make some Christmas crafts. Merry Christmas! <3

I'd say the Popin' Cookin' Make Bento is incredibly festive. Don't believe me? Well what do you do during Christmas time? You eat lots of food and sweets, and eat big meals! And what's this? It combines both those qualities! It's a box of sweets that puts on the facade of being a meal. GENIUS!

Additionally, it's a box. What's the traditional shape of presents under a tree? That's right-- a box! It's also bright and colorful, and would draw in any parents who are looking for a present for their kid.

Merry Christmas to you too.

Bertie Botts Every flavor beans is the closest to five

Food addiction is a serious issue and your parents failing to acknowledge it is only going to make things worse.

There may not be anything you can do.

That said, you could always sneak in some gross or nasty candies like the everything jelly beans. Or start hoarding yourself. Take whatever it is and put in in small sandwich bags and toss out the actual packaging saying you finished it off like he does. Really though this is just going to compound the issue and make his addiction stronger now that he feels the need to compete or overeat.

How about some really risky candy ? 😈

Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans

Ron swears he had a bogey flavoured one once!

I look around at the emptiness that surrounds me and think about the more civilized times, and as I do, I shove my hand into my hoodie and pullout a box of Harry Potter Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans. These strange tasting jelly beans remind me of the sweet and the magical times of the past. As I opened them up, I imagined the taste of what may be the very last edible candy in the world and think, "Mmmm, sugar..", However, when I pop a mysterious jelly bean into my mouth, I immedately spit it out onto the ground.

"Yech... Earwax."

Oh the days where the most you had to worry about was whether or not your jellybeans tasted like candy or not..

I guess I'll just have to feed the gross ones to the Zombies.

Those are real, and the puke one is seriously gross. Order them Harry Potter Bertie Botts Every Flavour Jelly Beans 2 Boxes
http://amzn.com/B0057ISDW2

For those interested in buying this delightful novelty, it can be found on Amazon for the low price of $23.

https://www.amazon.com/Worlds-Largest-Gummy-Worm-Rasberry/dp/B0064A5C6C/ref=pd_rhf_gw_p_img_5?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=F4TF1R6C6S84ECVN68R8

The food is actually edible, and can be bought here. It's made of six kinds of powder, takes about an hour to put together, and tastes disturbingly like/unlike what it looks like.

For me

for you as a means of stress relief also if oyu need to talk you has my number :)

Happiness is a warm gun A cute Charmander gif If you wanna talk I am up for it :] I hope you get better soon For me

Buy that Groot flowerpot for yourself. Buy burger candy for your daughter.

I see those little kits all over and I've always wanted to try some! they're so stinking cute!













I think my favorite candy might be twixx but I'd be hesitant about trying to make it at home because I don't think it would taste the same.
























I added this and this to my under five dollar list on amazon, they both have free shipping, they're so stinking CUTE!
















Edit: just found this one too oh my goodness! x.x ~<3

Candy Kit wheeeeee

I'll have to go with poppin' cookin'! I did the sushi version and had so much fun. Yes, the shipping takes forever, but then when you get it, it's like a surprise! I have the same one on my list! I promise, you'll feel like a six year old again where nothing but fun matters. I adore these kits! (:

I haven't been to the dentist for ages, I really should. Ihatemydentist!

I don't want to be an adult anymore

I'm sorry your having a bad week :( have some cute gifs to put a smile on your face!!

Thanks for the contest!!

I made this before! It was a lot of fun but mine turned out a bit sloppy looking :c. I would definitely recommend this one to add to your wishlist! It tastes really good. It's one of the better tasting Kracie candy kits c:

OP, I suggest getting a large Tupperware box, filling it with these, (read the reviews) and labeling the top with "OP's sweets, do not use" or words to that effect.

Then simply sit back and watch the fireworks. If that's not aggressive, I don't know what is.

Harbro SF Gummy bears.

Trust me... its says 6 is a serving.. go for like 7 or 8 :) They clear out stuff REALLY fast...check out the reviews here lol My husband didnt beleive me when is aid ONLY TAKE 6!!! He downed a large handful, and the rest is history. At the end he lost about 4 lbs by the time he finished!

https://smile.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1496800797&sr=8-2&keywords=haribo+sugar+free+gummy+bears+5lb+bag

Don't eat at restaurants anymore, from now on you will be eating only sugar free gummy bears for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. Your Intestines will love you.

He just has to switch to Sugar Free Gummy Bears...

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=sr_1_7?keywords=sugar+free+gummy+bears&qid=1571770656&sr=8-7

If I wasn't so broke I'd buy them a bunch of these sugar-free gummy bears with a very supportive letter so there was no suspicion. They'd shit their pants in an hour.

If they are sugar free than who needs fiber?

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Assorted-Gummi-Bears-Sugar/dp/B00DE4GWWY/ref=pd_sim_sbs_325_4?ie=UTF8&dpID=51KzMTcIm2L&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR108%2C160_&psc=1&refRID=9PGDJDETDME61DATTJT6

Amazon.com to the rescue. The reviews, I think, say it all.

Someone else posted an alternative:

> You should try the same idea with gummy bears and these bad boys.

> https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY/ref=sr_1_4?keywords=sugar+free+gummy+bears&qid=1566785566&s=gateway&sr=8-4

Oh boy a scavenger hunt

1. Deadly Class Volume 6 The cover is blue
   
   
2. Summer Stars 2012 - Playstation 3 it got summer onthe box
   
   
3. Cricket Lollipop candy is fruit related in cricket can be protein
   
   
4. basketball socks my sister is a basketball coach I think she would get a kick out of them
   
   
5. Survivor: by Chuck Palahniuk it's from the writer of Fight Club and it's a very peculiar story about a man who survives a creedish death cult ends up becoming a prophet there are other twists and turns
   
   
6. The song Summer Breeze by Seals and Croft
   
   
7. [This Pet Massaging Groomer De-Shedding Brush] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075CQF8NJ/ref=s9_acsd_bw_wf_e_wfallpet_cdl_42?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=merchandised-search-9&pf_rd_r=Z3KV8AJT1DAMJJHQGR2Q&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=0b3abadb-a523-41d7-b90a-e1319e3d094c&pf_rd_i=15469025011) great for massaging your dog and getting rid of loose hair
   
   
8. [Xavier Institute T-Shirt] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075RQTMHY/?coliid=I2XL814S1KI9XP&colid=T61FSWUV1I31&psc=1&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it) The X-Men are awesome
   
   
9. 8 1/2 I think everyone for once in their life should see this movie
   
   
10. LED Flashlight Tactical Rescue Pocket Knife you don't need to reload of a knife and it's got a flashlight
    
    
11. Black Panther #23 My goal is to have all the 90s issue of black panther this is the last issue that I need
    
    
12. Strawberry Pop-Tarts this big box is an add-on for this price
    
    
13. The book Aliens: Dead Orbit it's from the alien franchise
    
    
14. Autographed Cards Of Mickey Mantle Set of Four it over 90,909.99 but it got free shipping
    
    
15. Jaws the video game
    
    
16. the scent of musty Leather Cologne
    
    
17. X-Men Pocket Comics: Wolverine vs Omega Red when was a kid I had this I also remember I had another playset with Cyclops in it
    
    
18. David Lynch's Catching the Big Fish: Meditation, Consciousness, and Creativity in this book David Lynch talks about what he uses in his writing and filmmaking process thru Transcendental Meditation
    
    
19. Haunted Love #3 my current Obsession and always will comicbooks
    
    
20. sugar-free gummy bears the comment section alone just keeps me laughing
    
    Thank you for the contest

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY/ref=sr_1_4?crid=3AJ7YJ0LXPL3V&keywords=gummy+bears+sugar+free&qid=1568927296&s=gateway&sprefix=gummy+bears+s%2Caps%2C341&sr=8-4

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The amazon reviews are interesting.

I vote that at every RepRap festival there should be a Prusa build-off competition where they replace the Haribo Gold Bears with the Albanese Sugar Free kind instead. Anyone who manages to finish building the printer gets to keep it.https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY/

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1500321093&sr=8-2&keywords=sugar%2Bfree%2Bgummy%2Bbears&th=1

Read the reviews. Pure entertainment. Sugar free candy is the devil.

basically these

Eat some gummy bears next time (gummy bear reviews detail similar stories)

gummy bear link

I hope you really hate this guy with all of your being. I bought these and almost went to the hospital the first night because I ate over 20.

www.amazon.com/dp/B00DE4GWWY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_jWLvyb3SHRFVV

Enjoy his misery!

Not just regular gummi bears. Sugarfree gummi bears.

Today I read a review on Amazon for a 5 pound bag of an incredibly powerful diuretic posted by a family member of a person with a colostomy bag who ate some, and it was less disgusting than Kevin Andrew's utterance.

Here is the review for comparison.

Mother-in-law is diabetic and has a colostomy bag. We're always careful to get her sugar-free candy when her sweet tooth starts acting up. Up until now, we've had great luck......up until now. We got her this bag of gummy bears for her to snack on. She tried a few and really liked them. Unfortunately, I hadn't read the reviews on this product, so didn't think she needed to pace herself. Boy, were we wrong! It only took a couple of hours, and she started screaming bloody murder. We walked in, only to see her colostomy bag completely full. So full, in fact, that you could thump it and it sounded like a melon. We tried to pinch off the tube so that we could quickly change the bag. The contents of her stomach were so watery that no amount of "pinch" would stop it. We quickly helped her into the bathroom, hoping we could disconnect the tube, and aim straight for the toilet. When we did, it was like a freakin', brown geyser from Hell!! Covered in watery fecal matter, we capped it off as fast as we could, only to have the bag immediately fill back up. We didn't know what else to do, so we put her in the shower. My wife tried to help her out of her clothes, but the bag kept expanding. We heard this stretching, gutteral sound of the bag expanding, when we closed the shower door, and yelled, "YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, MA!!", then proceeded to slam the bathroom door shut, and ran. Over her screaming, we finally heard an explosion. What can only be described as a "fecal Hiroshima" was all we saw when we opened the door. Ma-in-law had collapsed and passed out in the shower floor, covered in her own watery excrement. It was all over the shower walls and ceiling, and had easily ricocheted off the ceiling into the bathroom area. We called 911 for assistance. When they arrived and assessed the situation, it was like a scene out of "Outbreak". They hung a massive plastic sheet that covered the entire exterior of the house. People in hazmat suits were coming in and out. I even saw some of them vomiting. One of the tougher guys came out and told us that he'd never seen anything like it, even during 3 tours in 'Nam. He then cried like a baby.

I'm just glad we tried these on the mother-in-law before anyone else got hurt. While she was in the hospital recovering, I took her some flowers and a card that read, "Get well soon!" And then added, "And thanks for taking one for the team!" She hasn't spoken to me since.

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_viewpnt_lft?pageNumber=1&filterByStar=positive

Ugh! Having read the sugar free Haribo gummy bears Amazon reviews I'm concerned about if you survived the ordeal.

got time to read the most amazing Amazon reviews?

>Who the fuck talks about gummy bears

Read this Amazon review, it's a compelling tale about the dangers of sugar-free Gummy Bears.

These are the best.

Albanese Candy 12 Flavor Gummi Bears 5 lb Bag,

Never noticed that. This Reddit thread says it's the name of the company that actually makes them - Here you can order them directly. Apparently, they seem to handle a lot of private-label manufacturing.

$3.78

Ooo definitely get the Kiwi Candy!

Because usually kiwis are very good for you. Lots of nutrients! But now, in candy form, they're actually quite bad for you! Aha!

So if you choose to get the kiwi candies, you can sit back in your big chair, shoving them into your mouth, and laughing manically and evilly - knowing that you chose the less healthy option!

MWUAHAHAHAHHAHA!

:D

Thanks for the contest!

this is the closest thing to $2 on my list! Happy Friday!!

Kiwi candies! I've never actually had them before, but maybe you like them?

So the truth is that I have a 13 month old and the only bonding myself and her father get to do anymore is watch movies or tv shows. Our favorite show is Dexter we've seen season 1-3 so far and we think it's hilarious that the only way we get to spend time alone together is to watch this guy getting away with murder. It really is silly. There are so many other things that we could be doing but no... we want to cuddle up and watch people get cut into pieces. If you haven't watched the show you should. The under $10 item Delicious Japanese Candy would be awesome as the only place I found that sells it is Amazon and FYE and unfortunately the FYE nearest us just closed down. not cool But thank you and congrats on your raise.
Schmad on my add on

Fried chicken! Shit, now I'm hungry

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I'd buy you some more Diet Pepsi... clearly!

these are around 5 with shipping

I got a sample pack (3 30ml) of Lychee, Monster and Hawaiian Punch.

Monster: Taste just like the energy drink, love it.

Lychee: Taste exactly like those gummy candies. Was very harsh when I first got it, week later has lessened.

Fruit Punch: I tried it a few time on a dripper here and there, it taste funky to me. Don't know how to describe it, but I'm giving it another go later to see if I will keep it or not.

Maybe these I personally think they sound good

crud, you said prime, brb

Pika2, I'm blue daba de daba da.
a. My username is ChCoOhWeNeCo
b. My item is this.
c. My item costs $0.89.
d. I am of the house of Gryffindor.
e. My favorite pokemon is Blaziken.
f. My favorite doctor is Dr. House from House.
g. My favorite my little pony is Fluttershy.
h. My favorite TV show is Perception and my favorite movies are Patch Adams, A League of Their Own, and Forrest Gump.
i. My favorite book is Code Orange.
j. I like anime. My favorites are Fruit's Basket and Negima.
k. I have a Sidekick (I am a guy, but it is functional...for now).
l. My favorite animal is a King Cobra. They are the longest poisonous snake in the world and that can be intimidating.
z. I am doing good, nothing to complain about here.

I noticed you wanted some Japanese gummies! Have you tried Lychee? It's my favorite flavor! :3

I'd like this so I can spend hours in the mirror cursing at them for not sticking on right.

Doodlebug!

Love Lychee Candy Yum

IS IT PI?

1 2(I'm not sure if this counts) 3 4 5

I hope you have an AMAZING time!

You should get this and this

only two items set to high priority

Happy happy birthday!! You should buy yourself some yummy mango candy, a luxurious bath bomb, and Howl's Moving Castle. Sounds like a good way to pamper yourself for your birthday! :)

So my mother used to smoke. Apparently, she would discard her cigarette butts in a McDonald's cup. One day, I had McDonald's and I set my cup next to hers. I picked it up to take a drink and...

Wrong cup...

Gag me with a spoon. It was so horrific I am shocked I didn't throw up. I still remember the taste. Indescribably awful. And now my tastebud memory is working... There goes lunch.

I, uh, wouldn't mind these so I can forget that horrid taste...

Edit to add that there were several cigarette ends in it, and she would stick them down the straw, which I drank from. So, concentrated. I think I'm traumatized. Even now I have an obsession with marking my drinks to be sure they are mine.

$25

$10

$5

I would say a big $20 item because those are rare.
don't go talking too loud you'll cause a landslide, Mr. Jones" for reddit raffle.

Oh...definitely [ The Settlers of Catan] (http://www.amazon.com/MayFair-Games-MFG3061-Settlers-Catan/dp/B000W7JWUA/ref=wl_it_dp_v_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=1X0AGLBRP5NP2&coliid=I2K9ONUSQP9IL4) because when one wins a game of Settlers, one won't be able to stop. It is a bit of a splurge, but it will pay for itself in the end. If it is out of reach for you, I would personally go for the Mango Gummies :) Happy Birthday!!!!!

Momma didn't raise no fool.

No she ain't!

I'm going through a phase!

This is a really cool contest. Kudos to you for inspiring people to protect themselves online!

park,morning,breakfast,hungry,party

FOOOOOOD

Thanks for the contest, and good luck to all

This looks fun!

Best cat video EVER!!!

Ebay looks promising

Apparently amazon had it but it was sold out. They have another type, the bento. There is a ice creamy one here too.

http://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Flavor-Assorted-Gummi-5-Pound/dp/B001E5DWW8

I get them from Amazon usually. At first I thought that $30 was steep for something like this, but one day I just bought them. Anyway, they're amazing.

I respectively disagree with you fellow Ent. http://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Flavor-Assorted-Gummi-5-Pound/dp/B001E5DWW8/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1318382776&sr=8-4

Always buy Albanese Gummy bears.

http://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Flavor-Assorted-Gummi-5-Pound/dp/B001E5DWW8

Umm...I can't possibly be the only person who knows about these, can I?

Best candy related purchase I ever made: the color-specific Starburst bags. Here is one from Amazon, but I found them at Wal-Mart too.

Wrong. There is a God, and it's ME (and Amazon).

Lucky for you, that's a thing.

This is kinda close at $18.96.

I should NOT get it because Starburst are DISGUSTING and I HATE candy with the burning passion of a thousand fiery suns. Also, I am NOT starting back to school soon, and I will NOT need any snacks throughout the day.

Antithesis http://www.amazon.com/Starburst-Fave-Reds-2-07-Ounce-Packs/dp/B001O6ZGH6

Then this may be relevant to your interests.

http://www.amazon.com/Starburst-Fave-Reds-2-07-Ounce-Packs/dp/B001O6ZGH6

Starburst Fave Reds.

Surprised no one mentioned this yet, but you can order a box of all pinks and reds.

Buy this instead.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001O6ZGH6

omnomnom

This summer you need to make this - Dirt Cake

So you need

Trolli Bright Crawlers

Vanilla Pudding

Oreos

Everything else you should be able to get in a store.

OR

Dr. Pepper with Red Vines for a straw

OR

Risen

OR

Deep Fried Snickers (Midwestern Treat)

Snickers

OR

Make yourself some good ol' American Fair Food

Funnel Cake

1. When drinking delicious wine, there is always a good time when playing Mario Kart. You get a little tipsy and start screaming obscenities at a handheld gaming device when racing with your friends or just randoms online (who are totally cheating). The wine actually enhances your skills, so really, the two go hand-in-hand together. One is not the same without the other.
   
2. Brooms are good for cleaning (but who likes to do that), they're ideal for flying...but that's a skill we don't all acquire, sadly. I don't like sweeping at all, so this pet bed is ideal. All the dog and cat hair will be confined to this one space instead of all over the floors, rugs, couches and beds. Then you just need to wash one thing instead of everything. It's the perfect plan...
   
3. The thing about hats is, they're an accessory. They enhance your look but should not be the focal point when someone looks to your face. You need some nice, black eyeliner to create a nice, dramatic look for people to gaze at. They need to look into your eyes with that magnificent hat as just an enhancement in the background.
   
4. Books are magical, books are kind, books bring happiness all within a bind. And while books are awesome, it's really a sin to read anyone with a candle present. You need that scented candle to help transport you into another world. It helps to muddle your senses so that you feel like you are no longer at home, smelling what you always do, but far away in another land, smelling what the characters in your book smell instead. Living with them, walking beside them.
   
5. Trunks are wonderful places. They can hide things at the foot of your bed that you don't quite want people to look at, while still being accessible for you to enjoy. That's where this Ryan Gosling Pillow Case comes in handy. I want to gaze upon that beautiful face and rest next to him...but I don't want others to see that magnificence, so when I awaken, I will hide him in my trunk and when I go to sleep, I can fetch all his handsome glory and rest easy.
   
   Bonus: Capes are for superheros and they need them to fly. It is known. But what most people do not know is that while they need the cape to fly, they need sour candies to stay in the air. It's a real conundrum with the scientists over why. Why are sour candies the fuel that keep them afloat ? It just is. It is known.

1. Cake=Candy?
   
   
2. Simon Pegg
   
   
3. Comic Book!
   
   
4. Knife! (This was in my wishlist, I promise...)
   
   
5. TIGER
   
   
6. I'll take a purple pair!
   
   
7. A game of WAR!
   
   
8. Microbiology! Not very guilty though ;)
   
   
9. Sometimes he acts like a tool...
   
   
10. Mmm. Childhood.
    
    
11. Organize my lunch!
    
    
12. Hobby!
    
    
13. Neurology <3
    
    
14. Dopamine is a natural hormone...
    
    
15. Green...SCREEN
    
    
16. Spidey <3 My boyfriend.
    
    
17. The JOKER... haha, get it? :D
    
    
18. This shirt is cool beans
    
    
19. Flowers are "precious little life"...
    
    
20. I can't pick a favorite, but this is up there!
    
    
    
    Thanks for the contest, Happy Happy Cake Day! :D
    
    
    
    (is this the reddit raffle phrase? "Happy happy cake day If I have enough money I may do a 3rd prize for $5.00 and if I do, I will use the raffle to pick a winner") lol
    
    
    

I am gluten free, and I absolutely love everything from this company. I wouldn't mind getting some of those or these suckers either ;) I have a new obsession with sour gummies, but It's totally up to you!! nomalicious

So would you really say this is roughly 1500? seems small..

https://www.amazon.com/Signature-Jelly-Belly-Beans-4-Pound/dp/B001XSMANI/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1484427679&sr=8-1-fkmr0&keywords=5lm%2Bjelly%2Bbeans&th=1

I know you said you had Sour Patch Kids, but did you have these. Also, I'm sure that you've heard of or had these, but this flavor is must try!

Now I want to omnomnom!

This would be a nice treat to just show up in the mail one day :P Dosn't look very interesting, but I really enjoy them. I hope your training goes well and thank you very much for your service and your giving here on RaoA!

I like them a lot. You might as well just buy this, though. It'll take you a few months to go through it so watch out if you live in a moist climate.

There's also the worlds largest Gummy Bear.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00315HJ8C/?tag=047-20

this may be relevant to your interests

He could just save himself the effort and buy the giant gummy bear and put that in a pillowcase.

[Discussion over] (https://www.amazon.com/Giant-Gummy-Bear-approx-Pounds/dp/B00315HJ8C/ref=sr_1_10_s_it?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1493185793&sr=1-10&keywords=gummy+bears)

Yes! Haribo. I couldn't remember the name. :P. I found this monster the other day.

Would have totally bought one on Amazon, until I saw the price.

https://www.amazon.ca/Worlds-Largest-Gummy-Cherry-Flavor/dp/B00315HJ8C/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1485935012&sr=8-4&keywords=gummy+bears

Uplay is owL.Zexxy for any kind gentlemen/women.

http://www.amazon.com/Giant-Gummy-Bear-Pounds-Flavored/dp/B00315HJ8C/ref=sr_1_1?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1344049765&sr=1-1&keywords=Giant+gummy+bear Or a very large gummy bear.....

http://www.amazon.com/Giant-Gummy-Bear-Pounds-Flavored/dp/B00315HJ8C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1342991296&sr=8-1&keywords=giant+gummy+bear

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Several Giant Gummy Bears!

Buy a 4.5lb gummy bear
http://www.amazon.com/Giant-Gummy-Bear-Pounds-Flavored/dp/B00315HJ8C

Giant Gummy Bear ~ 5lbs. - $30

MAY I INTEREST YOU IN A 5LBS GUMMY BEAR? I've always thought it was ridiculous but also wanted to try eating it, just to see what it'll be like haha.

I'll share with you one of my favorite breakfast items: dark chocolate oatmeal! I find that most "chocolate flavored" things are too sweet, or too rich/creamy, so I make my own.

• 1/4 oats
  
• 1 cup water (or however your oatmeal box tells you to cook it)
  
• 2~3 tsp cocoa powder
  
• 1~2 tbsp unsweetened peanut butter (I use natural crunchy peanut butter)
  
• honey, to taste
  
• salt, to taste
  
  So cook your oatmeal like you would normally, and stir in the ingredients. The trick to making it really amazingly dark chocolate is SALT. I'm telling you, dark chocolate things taste good because it has enough salt in it. The honey is just to make the dish less flat tasting, and the peanut butter gives it creaminess/body/protein but doesn't actually contribute that much flavor. The key is cocoa powder and salt. As long as you don't put too much sugar, it should be a pretty healthy start to your morning =)
  

5 lb. Gummy Bear!
http://www.amazon.com/Worlds-Largest-Giant-Gummy-Cherry/dp/B00315HJ8C

Sodium Chlorate by the KG

Giant Gummy Bear

Good luck, God speed.

I didn't get the right net, so plastic wrap had to do. For those who might wonder. Caught this in the Amazon, (I have no relationship, but just like the product and thought it was fitting).

Yes, its overpriced, yes its excessive amount of calories, and yes, its just for me (though the last one I had took two weeks to eat). I am ready for league...
edit: typo.

My-chew or hi-chew depending on if the brand name is Crown or Morinaga

http://www.amazon.com/Morinaga-Hi-chew-Fruit-Assorted-Flavors/dp/B003M6HHBE/ref=pd_sim_gro_4

Hmmm. I've never seen anything like that before. We've just got grape, orange, mango, cherry, strawberry, and I think green apple around here.

Hmmm. It looks like you can get them on Amazon, too. Even the white soda ones.

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http://amzn.to/o68wF6 (for those interested.)

Here you go OP

https://www.amazon.com/Starburst-FaveREDs-Fruit-Chews-14-ounce/dp/B0041285XC?th=1

Today's your lucky day

And apparantly you can get just cherry as well

Here

http://www.amazon.com/Starburst-Fave-Reds-14-Ounce-Bags/dp/B0041285XC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1313350963&sr=8-1

I'll just leave that there.

Duh, obviously you're only allowed to like the red and pink ones or they wouldn't have made this.

Get your head in the game OP.

This because Japanese make the weirdest and coolest candies.

Pour Some Sugar On MEH

Titty Sprinkles

Sprinkles are candy. Jelly beans are candy: http://www.amazon.com/Harry-Potter-Bertie-Flavour-Jelly/dp/B0057ISDW2/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_S_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=2LXY9OZC07BF0&coliid=I2JCHKAPT88NPD

Here's my item because my son has been dying to try them.

Ooh, crazy's what they think about me

Thanks for the contest!

Enjoy.

Here's the closest you can get.

Add on items are highly annoying =P

A vomit flavored jelly bean. [I dare you] (http://www.amazon.com/Harry-Potter-Bertie-Flavour-Jelly/dp/B0057ISDW2)

Guilty Pleasure: Well I'm not really guilty about any of my musical pleasures... Besides old school Disney songs like Hilary Duff or Aly and Aj

not our division

:)

i bought this two pack of them and the taste was so bad it made me sick to my stomach.. so I mixed them in with normal jelly bellies at work to mess with people

That page just keeps on giving.

Giant Gummyworm



Majestic Handitaur Centaur Hand Finger Puppet Set

Tanya Pet Supplies -Dog Costumes blonde Color Pet Dog

Meerkat Fried Chicken Phone case for the iPhone 6

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31LO6nC5PLL.jpg

Ah, I'll check. Thanks!

Edit: This giant gummy worm showed up when looking for dildos lmao.

Should've bought her this

I tried clicking the link you provided, but it wasn't working, so here's the link for anybody else having the same problem.

Hamburger Popin' Cookin' kit DIY candy by Kracie https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008CYW1CG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_7SPKxbCWYGER6

Candy Burgers!

So /u/stillneverwrong was making dinner, it ended up being delicious!

:P item.

Crazy little Japanese candy thing
I've never been gifted and doesn't that kit look awesome?

this is the first one ive tried. Ive seen another one where you make your own burgers and fries. found it but yeah it seems to be something thats really popular in japan

That one is original, but does everyone realize that you can buy Japanese kits that let you do this kind of thing yourself? These are toy kits that make edible candy that looks like teeny-tiny versions of various foods:

• Hamburgers with fries & soda
  
  
• Pizzas with soda
  
  
• Donuts, but different from the video and without the Krispy Kreme box
  
  
• Sushi bento box, including extremely realistic-looking fake salmon roe
  
  
• "Ice cream" cones, with the ice cream being made out of frosting
  
  
• Similarly, here's an eBay auction with 12 different kits. My wife did the bento kit with the panda-shaped "rice" ball on the bottom row, and she loved it.

Two ain't so bad!


12.27 in my general wishlist, linked to the right one...pretty sure.


1.00 in under $5, it's cheaper than the default, but not the default, but I'm sure I linked it right.

Three's a crowd!

5.49 in food

6.89 in default wishlist, not cheapest but I think I linked the exact one.

.99 Whisper to a dream MP3, in mp3 wishlist

Hopefully, no crazy price swings! And thanks for all the gifting, this socking,y took less time than damnyoureloud's contest!

I may edit if I can find that one perfect gift?

Payday is fun. I miss them.

I would like to make some candy burgers. These sound super fun!

num nums

Thank you so much for the contest!!!

Amazon has it: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B008CYW1CG

[Popin Cookin] (http://www.amazon.com/Kracie-Popin-Cookin-donuts-candy/dp/B008CYW1RG/ref=pd_sim_gro_14?ie=UTF8&refRID=0YBS80NH7TSDZ7GDWMQ7) has been my latest obsession. They taste so good and so easy to make. $4.59 and Free shipping.

Usually takes 2-4 weeks

Happy Birthday!

Candy kits are fun!!

happy birthday elisha you're so awesome thanks for living

After.

This Item, thank you!

They sell these on Amazon at a pretty reasonable price with free shipping. Pretty cool gift idea. And I'll probably get a couple for myself cause, c'mon, this shit looks fun.

Here's a gummy animal one and there are a bunch of others in the "customers also bought" section.

These would be fun to do with the kids munchies

http://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears-5LBS/dp/B00CMS97YS

Read the reviews.

Pretty sure it was these gummies

They only wish that they had been....

They're no longer available, it seems; but there are others like [this] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00CMS8RQC/ref=pd_aw_sim_sbs_325_1?ie=UTF8&dpID=51Sg3PrA8sL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL100_SR100%2C53_&refRID=0AN5XM2SQ1ZC77SNMZKC) or [this one] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00CMS97YS/ref=pd_aw_sim_sbs_325_2?ie=UTF8&dpID=51Sg3PrA8sL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL100_SR100%2C53_&refRID=0AN5XM2SQ1ZC77SNMZKC) that cause the same effects, just look for [lycasin] (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycasin) or [maltitol] (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maltitol)

[beware] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE)

Edit: sorry if links don't work, I'm on my phone :/

Relevant:

http://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears-5LBS/product-reviews/B00CMS97YS/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_btm/176-0102492-3135906?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=recent

Ya'll should read the reviews on 5lb bag of sugar free gummi bears sometime. Hilarious, horrendous. Anything with Lycasin (aka malitol syrup) as the sweetener will wreak havoc on your guts. I had tears running I was laughing so hard at these reviews:

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Flavors-Gluten/dp/B00DE4GWWY/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1513718585&sr=8-2&keywords=five+pound+sugar+free+gummy+bears

may god have mercy on your colon

Two things likely to be causing diarrhea:

Artificial sweeteners—if you don’t believe me, read the reviews for these sugar free gummy bears. A little bit isn’t bad, but too much (especially malitol) can mess you up.

Fiber intake: you probably aren’t eating enough fiber. Most Americans don’t, and most American fiber intake comes from grains/pasta/carby foods you aren’t eating any more. We are still fairly new to Keto, but I’ll tell you what: my fiber intake is higher than ever before, and I’m pooping so much better. My husband is too, and he’s had a lot of trouble with his BMs for his whole life. More veggies! You can also take a fiber supplement, but people can become dependent on them to prevent diarrhea—definitely try increasing nutritional fiber first.

Please keep up your water intake! Diarrhea is extremely dehydrating, which makes keto flu symptoms worse.

You have not known true pain my sweet summer child, educate yourself, read the reviews, don't try them though, don't make the mistake of thinking it is all just a joke, live in blissful ignorance of what a truely tattered asshole feels like https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY

Big ol' bucket of these bad boys by the front door.

Then I don't call it "candy" because I'm not American.

Seriously though, I live down a cul-de-sac with no street lighting, I'm not expecting any trick or treat-ers.

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY

Read the reviews

Did you know the active ingredient in Adderall can also be found in sugar-free gummy bears? You will need a large quantity, but it can be done. Hear me out...

​

Step 1: buy a 5lb bag of sugar-free gummy bears from Amazon - https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Sugar-Free-Flavor/dp/B00DE4GWWY/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=sugar+free+gummy+bears&qid=1558646508&s=gateway&sr=8-3

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Step 2: split the bag into 4oz portions, about 40 gummy bears each. That's 20 portions.

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Step 3: place each portion in a zip-loc bag and carry it with you.

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Step 4: every hour, on the hour, open one of the ziplocs and swallow the gummy bears whole. DO NOT CHEW!!! Water will help you, but carbonated water like LaCroix will speed up the reaction. Get yourself a few cans of LaCroix. flavor doesn't matter.

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Step 5: you will burp! you need to stay active. walk around in circles, jump a few times to let it out. whatever you can do will help.

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As long as there is always a good amount of gummy bears in your system, you will stay alert and focused. I've done this for many years in college and it has helped me a lot.

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Best of luck to you, my friend!

Not actually stories, but the sugar free gummi bears' reviews on Amazon are a great way of wasting your time.

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY

Sugar Free Gummy Bears.

Thanks to you, I've decided to order some gummy bears off of amazon. (https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY) I'll tell you how they taste!

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Flavors-Gluten/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY

classic

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00DE4GWWY/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8

I believe this is the original item that had its reviews go viral. Read them and you’ll see why.

You should avoid matitol. Seriously avoid it. TRUST me. And no, you don't deduct maltitol. Now, before you eat something with maltitol, click on the link and scroll down to the review by Christine Torok from October 2012.

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Flavors-Gluten/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY

Some people do, just check the sugar alcohol used to sweeten them. If it’s maltodextrin or maltitol, it’s best to avoid it. They won’t kick you out of ketosis, but those two in particular have a very high glycemic index. They also have a well earned reputation of causing horrendous problems in the bathroom- ever read the reviews for sugar free gummy bears? Those are sweetened with maltitol.

This right here always gets me. First time I read it, I spit a can of coke over my keyboard. I really have a vivid imagination when I read things which are well described. No need to explain further I guess :p

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY

sorry, I meant this one - https://www.amazon.com/ss/customer-reviews/B00DE4GWWY

Read the reviews https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY

>fortunately

FTFY. Reviews.

Read the reviews

Just read any of these reviews.

Sugar Free Gummy Bear. Hear that boys!

I'm just gonna leave this here.

Doesn't completely match your description, but could you be thinking of Hi-Chews?