Best men costume accessories according to redditors
We found 361 Reddit comments discussing the best men costume accessories. We ranked the 222 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
We found 361 Reddit comments discussing the best men costume accessories. We ranked the 222 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
That or this
Don't worry guys, I gotchu covered.
[Face protection] (https://www.amazon.com/Sellstrom-S30120-Advantage-All-Purpose-Polycarbonate/dp/B074P6Y9GG/ref=lp_393327011_1_4?s=hi&ie=UTF8&qid=1573572430&sr=1-4)
[Head/upper body protection] (https://www.amazon.com/Windy-City-Novelties-Rainbow-Umbrella/dp/B004SSVMP2)
This should do the trick.
Like a regular member of a SWAT team, but with one of these: https://smile.amazon.com/Adult-Propeller-Beanie-Hat-Made/dp/B001QK4RZC
Also - I love how that's the only bit of bullshit you're calling out from that paragraph..
It's the car version of a guy wearing a pair of Groucho glasses.
Here's the space suit and helmet lol
https://www.amazon.com/Halloween-Astronaut-Costume-Jumpsuit-Costumes/dp/B07HL3QLC7/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1541652700&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=astronaut+costume&psc=1
https://www.amazon.com/Charades-Astronaut-Helmet-Costume-Accessory/dp/B001D3SSQ6/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1541652728&sr=8-5&keywords=astronaut+helmet
I'll be honest I've worn it like 3 different Halloweens 😄
May I introduce you to Bro Bibs?
Knights Templar Crusader Helmet Medieval Armor https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009XXMJJK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_kcfuDbRSJ0NAS
saw bryan jones rocking one of these at sectionals last year
For now I'm making do with these
Groucho Marx glasses
My best recommendation https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004SSVMP2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_rATnzb7T8XQEX
>"Customer: This is ridiculous. I want to speak to your manager."
>>"Me: I am the manager".
Goddamnit people this is not how you reveal your managershipness..
"I will go get insert own gender"
Walk away into back room
Put on Groucho glasses
Return to customer and talk with funny accent
and wiggle your eyebrows for extra fun
this should help: https://www.amazon.com/Groucho-Fuzzy-Nose-and-Glasses/dp/B0006GK1DO
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009XXMJJK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_EFxACbQJ6489M
The reviews and FAQ is mostly fellow shitposters.
Kojima looks like he's wearing a Groucho Nose & Mustache in the zoomed out thumbnail/pic
Can't find the actual hat but I found you one that's even more hilarious looking: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00B5HW6W2/ref=pd_aw_lpo_193_bs_img_1/147-1332002-4404654?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=2KED2G7B3VRF89GK3X6K
A Propeller Beanie Hat.
http://www.amazon.com/Officially-Licensed-Groucho-Marx-Glasses/dp/B002R7XO3Y
Groucho Marx?!
Or both!
That's because he doesn't have a Bro Bib
Just wear one of these:
https://www.amazon.com/Windy-City-Novelties-Rainbow-Umbrella/dp/B004SSVMP2/
Phase 3 You Say?
Let’s compromise on umbrella hats.
These seem reasonably priced.
Just what exactly were the Kings thinking? Maybe they won't notice? They should have at least hooked him up with a sweet disguise.
I know it's not what you are looking for but I love this hat for gardening. http://www.amazon.com/Jacobson-Hat-Company-Coolie/dp/B001UK7U2A
Bonus is it doesn't touch my skin on my forehead and get all sweaty and oily.
This should be it : https://www.amazon.co.uk/CosplayDiy-Cosplay-Watch-Marcus-Shirt/dp/B01N5J5OLP/ref=mp_s_a_1_7?keywords=watch+dogs+2+bag&qid=1569162194&s=gateway&sr=8-7
https://www.amazon.com/Officially-Licensed-Groucho-Marx-Glasses/dp/B002R7XO3Y
Quite a disguise!
This should also do the trick.
Disguise Men's Master Chief Adult Light-up Deluxe Helmet, Green, One Size https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003JO4LNQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_.YpnDb8AQR4VQ
Just bring one of these
https://www.amazon.com/elope-335030-Groucho-Black/dp/B00412WY5C/ref=asc_df_B00412WY5C/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=309804208987&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=6347126825018627682&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9001905&hvtargid=pla-567346272147&psc=1
He’s just wearing these
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07DW777CD
https://www.amazon.com/Knights-Templar-Crusader-Helmet-Medieval/dp/B009XXMJJK
Might want to look in to a pair of these.
https://www.amazon.com/Yancos-Bizarre-Adventure-Jotaro-Cosplay/dp/B01H8QI0I2
My favorite quote is from Goblet of Fire!
>"People change in the maze. Oh, find the cup if you can. But be very wary; you could just lose yourselves along the way." - Dumbledore
Imperio! :O I think the sorting hat is the only HP related item I have at the moment, but I'd love anything! Thanks for the contest!
You don't want to go intimidating. It's dodgeball, not paintball. You want to go distracting.
Groucho Marx Glasses or ski goggles and a tank top. Something so when people aim at you, they think "oh man what is this guy doi--OW"
Charades Adult Astronaut Helmet Costume Accessory, white, One Size https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001D3SSQ6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_S-PkDbT9NER55
Maybe Cliff's has these: https://www.amazon.com/Windy-City-Novelties-Rainbow-Umbrella/dp/B004SSVMP2
Your item
http://www.amazon.com/BCW-Thick-Card-Topload-Holded/dp/B000Q64B58/ref=sr_1_5?s=sporting-goods&ie=UTF8&qid=1394498352&sr=1-5&keywords=card+sleeves
My item
http://www.amazon.com/Lord-Rings-Elven-Leaf-Clasp/dp/B0006FUE7I/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=2LXY9OZC07BF0&coliid=I6U1NKXUIB6MP
Why? Because while you keep your magic cards safe, I'll be rockin' out in full fellowship regellia. Think about, you play your mountain troll, in shock I drop my jaw. I lean in, debating how many elven arrows I can get in you before you hit the ground. But just then you see it, a big glob of dwarven siliva is about to fall out of my mouth. Do you tell me? Do you grab my cloak in franticness to save your cards?
But no, you got this. They're protected and safe.
Edit: FIVE DOLLA!
Not at all. It's available online and cheaper too.
Disguise Men's Master Chief Adult Light-up Deluxe Helmet, Green, One Size https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003JO4LNQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_QoZmDbS7SP0C9
This is where I got mine!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003JO4LNQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_NG3EDbEN5MFZD
[Here is one I found] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N5J5OLP/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_Js.4ybT71V822)
We should send Curley one of those umbrellas you wear on your head.
https://www.amazon.com/Windy-City-Novelties-Rainbow-Umbrella/dp/B004SSVMP2
I'd just switch back and forth between me and me + this each life cycle.
https://www.amazon.com/elope-335030-Groucho-Black/dp/B00412WY5C/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1539630287&sr=8-2&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=groucho+marx+glasses+adult+size&dpPl=1&dpID=51vwiQNYzlL&ref=plSrch
It looks like this hat and a matching green bodysuit
https://www.amazon.com/Adult-Propeller-Beanie-Hat-Made/dp/B001QK4RZC there you go
The person that comes in last in the standings at the end of the regular season has to buy the food for the draft the next year. Also, they have to wear this during the draft. This has made the people at the bottom of the standings pay a lot of attention to finish the season. Nothing for the playoffs though, their season is over.
You should buy these instead of doing all that work.
https://www.amazon.com/Leegoal-Adhesive-Mustaches-Costume-Disguise/dp/B001GBLMIG
You definitely need this.And I need something flowily mysterious!
I actually purchased a Bro Bib for my boyfriend for Christmas one year lol
https://www.amazon.com/Barney-Stinsons-Brobib-Classic-Mother/dp/B00MYMVGFK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1479593505&sr=8-1&keywords=bro+bibs
Could you take me seriously wearing this?
http://www.amazon.com/Captains-Yachting-Yacht-Sailing-Fishing/dp/B002E6LPU2/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1348579782&sr=8-4&keywords=captains+yacht+hat
[Here!] (http://www.amazon.com/Elope-LU2330-Quidditch-Helmet/dp/B000P0WW42/ref=wl_it_dp_o_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=AC5O16HMIO6J&coliid=I3UIFMED3KJ4VK&psc=1)
*Not sure why they are calling it "Quidditch Helmet" now???
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001GBLMIG/ref=mp_s_a_1_28?qid=1398006852&sr=8-28&pi=AC_SX110_SY165_QL70
Get these nvm the last thing
A coolie hat can save the day. The wide brim keeps that blazing festival sun off your face and neck (and maybe a shoulder or two), plus the internal headband support means there's a good flow of air around your dome.
The style stands out in the crowd too. It also draws looks from the neighbors while I'm mowing the lawn.
If they're just dicks and not messing with your ability to do work... ignore them.
Personally, as an IT guy, I run into a lot of people who have extreme misconceptions as to what I do, and how my workflow goes. People interrupting me to get them to help them with stupid stuff like why doesn't my monitor work? (is it turned on), can I leave my personal laptop here for you to fix? (Yes, but you'll be charged my consultants fee for that), etc.
For the ones who really get to me.. i picture them wearing a hat similar to this where it spins faster and makes a tin-whistle sound at a volume dependent on how frustrating they are.
Here you go : http://www.amazon.com/Adult-Propeller-Beanie-Hat-Made/dp/B001QK4RZC
Make sure to take pictures :)
https://www.amazon.com/Adult-Yacht-Captain-Costume-Accessory-One/dp/B002E6LPU2/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1465605929&sr=8-2&keywords=Captains+hat
I've got this one in my basement.
It's a beanie.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beanie_(seamed_cap)#Propeller_beanie
https://todayinsci.com/Events/Patent/UltimatePropellerHead.htm
https://www.amazon.com/Adult-Propeller-Beanie-Hat-Made/dp/B001QK4RZC
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Woot! please pop my cherry
I used to work at a fiber optics place and had to place tiny little glass tubes into tiny little specific spots. I had to use crazy magnification! Thanks for a newbie contest. :)
Item! My kids would LOVE this, I would give it to them!
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He clearly should have invested in some Groucho Marx glasses.
Thanks so much for all you and your co-magical people are doing. This is awesome.
Mischief Managed!
The First
Since I don't drink, my experience with wine is limited, but as a mother I have quite a lot of experience with small creatures who like to whine. We all know the only way to keep these little creatures (otherwise known as children) from excessive whining is to keep them distracted and entertained.
The Second
How is it that muggles can keep their homes clean without magic or house elves? I can't even think about the hard work it must take to keep a tidy home without magic, using nothing but a basic broom! And did you know they only use brooms for cleaning? Imagine! If I couldn't lift off the ground on my broom, I don't know what I'd do! How would I travel?! Surely those large metal boxes they put up in the sky can't be safe! How do they stay in the air without magic?! I just don't know how I'd live if I were a muggle.
The Third
Of all the things that people have put on their heads throughout history, only the hat lived on as the one piece of attire universally accepted to protect the tops of heads. There was a short period of time between 1622 and 1624 in which wizards commonly wore ornamental bonsai trees atop their heads, but this fad inevitably led to a large increase in bee stings during the spring and summer months when bees became interested pollinating the head wear. And so, as most fads do, the bonsai look faded out of popularity. Only the hat as remained an actively appropriate way to address the need to cover the top of one's head. There have been many famous hats throughout time, including the bowling bowler that was often seen resting atop the head of the wizard known as Maginny McMulnery, when it was not bowling perfect games. Another was the incredibly well-known Lost Diadem of Ravenclaw, though many argue that the diadem is not qualified as a hat, but rather an item of jewelry. Others argue that it's stylistic qualities make no difference, as it's use is what is important, though most of those who argue are tuned out by others who don't much care about the semantics regarding long-lost treasures that will never be found again. The most famous of all hats, however, is inarguably the Hogwarts Sorting Hat which has sorted students into their Houses at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry since it's inception.
The Fourth
If you are in need of any book, there is only one place you need look. The Hogwarts Library will always have what you need.... Unless you are looking for information about horcruxes, in which case you should stop asking questions and get back to your studies.
The Fifth
When traveling, it is important to pack smartly. How many things can you fit in your trunk, and will there be room for everything you'll need? Sometimes, it is simply impossible to bring every item on your list in just one trunk, but two or three trunks is just too much to carry when passing through muggle areas where magic use is restricted. That's why some witches and wizards decide to use an Undetectable Extension charm. This charm allows your trunk or bag to extend within, so that you can fit a nearly infinite amount of items in a finite space. This charm leaves items bigger on the inside, allowing for a much easier and hassle-free travel experience.
The Bonus
Any superhero knows that a cape is not a complete disguise. Well, any hero besides superman. If you're going to wear a cape, you've also got to have a mask. It's probably best if the mask has eye holes, though...
Edit!!! Oh, I forgot to say why I will NEED these items! The first is self-explanatory, I'll need to keep the whining to a minimum in order to focus on the work I'm assigned, especially if I take potions. You know Snape is going to assign at least a dozen parchments worth of writing every week. The second is what I'll need to use in order to get across the Atlantic to attend Hogwarts! No matter how much I prefer traveling by broom, I can't risk such a long flight alone. The third is something all students will need, because without the sorting hat it would be impossible to be sorted into our houses! The fourth is, of course, incredibly important. I'm sure I'll be frequenting the Hogwarts Library throughout my time there. The fifth will be the very first thing I use, because without my trunk being bigger on the inside they'll never even let me onto the plane! I'd have way too many bags and trunks without that charm. And of course, as for the bonus, I'll need that mask in order to sleep, because my dorm mates are quite rowdy and I expect them to be using magic well into the evening most nights. Along with the eye mask, I'll also be packing several pairs of ear plugs!
Mischief Managed!
So I decided to order my school supplies from a "reputable" magical supply store. I can not believe what happened. So you order by answering riddles and I thought that would ensure that everyone's orders are correct, I guess not....
Riddle the First-Wine or Wine Goblet
Either way, I wonder if this is even considered to be appropriate [drink wear] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004HZR94O/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=25MSIGOHKX8AU&coliid=I1GX53XQYP0JML&psc=1) in the Great Hall of the RAOA school of magic, merriment and Mischief.
Riddle the Second- Broom
I don't know what they were thinking, I asked for a Firebolt, I will never be able to fly with these. I thought maybe they were just tiny for shipping purposes, but I've tried to use Engorgio to make them bigger, but nothing happens.
Riddle the Third- Hat
I swear I ordered a standard witch's hat. I am not sure how they heard wicker hat.
Riddle the Fourth- Book
They told me that this is one of the most important books of knowledge of our times and I wouldn't be able to pass my muggle studies with out it
Riddle the Fifth- Trunk
I don't even know what to say about this. How am I suppose to get all my supplies/clothes to school in these? I mean sure if I was a guy I am sure they would be pretty comfortable. Note to self, next time use the word Luggage Trunk.
Bonus Riddle- Cape
And last but not least, I just wanted a simple black cape. It's black alright, but unless I am going to be giving haircuts in my common room, I have no idea what to do with this.
That is the last time I order anything from Mundungus Fletcher's Magic Emporium.
It's the same helmet they've been selling on Amazon and at Halloween stores for years. Not exclusive to the event
https://www.amazon.com/Disguise-Master-Light-up-Deluxe-Helmet/dp/B003JO4LNQ/ref=mp_s_a_1_7?keywords=helmet+halo&qid=1562383213&s=gateway&sr=8-7
https://www.amazon.com/Officially-Licensed-Groucho-Marx-Glasses/dp/B002R7XO3Y
Get these to be extra safe.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004SSVMP2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_co1IDbERC0KRM
This will arrive today
Amazon is full of these, with same day delivery, in case this is too clownish.
Maybe try searching for linen cloak or medieval cloak then modify it if needed? These look promising but I haven’t tried the site before.
https://www.medievalcollectibles.com/product/gora-canvas-cloak/
Helmets are a pain to make which is why they’re pricy. Consider buying something similar then modifying it. Cheap Halloween props are easy to modify and they’ll be a lot at thrift stores this time of year. This one looks promising.
Charades Adult Astronaut Helmet Costume Accessory, white, One Size https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001D3SSQ6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_VaSCDbNCC8QW8
I've seen people wear a rice paddy hat over a helmet but besides that I don't know of anything that would give you such complete sun coverage for your face and back.
http://www.amazon.com/Jacobson-Hat-Company-Deluxe-Natural/dp/B001UK7U2A/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1415898169&sr=8-1&keywords=rice+patty+hat
i know, i know it!!! they had those:
https://www.amazon.com/Officially-Licensed-Groucho-Marx-Glasses/dp/B002R7XO3Y
best disguise!
There are some pretty cool squid hats on Amazon, too. I'll see if I can find them and link them.
Edit: I think these may be it: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00B5HW6W2/
Try this: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004SSVMP2
If a Republican proposed the same bill, Trump probably would have publicly supported it. Maybe Sanders can wear this and get it passed.
https://www.amazon.com/Adult-Propeller-Beanie-Hat-Made/dp/B001QK4RZC ? Because that'd be awesome.
not warm but awesome.
http://www.target.com/p/Smith-Hawken-Men-s-Garden-Hat/-/A-13924132
http://www.target.com/p/Mossimo-Supply-Co-Tan-Shine-Floppy-Hat/-/A-13895652
http://www.amazon.com/Jacobson-Hat-Company-DELUXE-COOLIE/dp/B001UK7U2A/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1334811287&sr=8-4
Finn's Hat
A Jake beanie
Literally took two seconds. Just go to Amazon or eBay next time.
https://www.amazon.com/Windy-City-Novelties-19908-Umbrella/dp/B004SSVMP2
Cooling towels work better than i thought they would. Take an extra gallon of ice water just to throw all over myself. I hate the heat, but not much else you can do. Ill take an extra comfort stop in some AC if I have to.
Don't forget the trench coat!
And I recommend these glasses personally, to look the least suspicious
Made in the US of A.
You need to buy a pair of these: https://www.amazon.com/Officially-Licensed-Groucho-Marx-Glasses/dp/B002R7XO3Y
That way no one will recognize you when you surf and download stuff on the net.
Get yourself some of these bad boys
Finn from Adventure Time~
He's totally awesome and loves to have fun. I know he's a cartoon character but he's still awesome
Finn hat!
Boom! Roasted
Here's one on Amazon for like $4 after shipping. I'm pretty sure it's about the crappiest quality ever. Perfect for a drinking hat.
You still didn't answer my question about whether the Jets are better than the Leafs.
I know you need help with obvious questions because logic and facts don't apply to you but no you can't, you would probably be better off with this anyway.
There was an extra "https://" in your link. Here's a working one.
Umberlla Hat
A nice umbrella always looks good with business attire. This is the one I use.
Oh wait you took /pol/ literally? http://amzn.com/B000JGAF6Y
That might not fit since it is for adults but who knows
https://www.amazon.com/Jojos-Bizarre-Adventure-Jotaro-Cosplay/dp/B01H8QI0I2
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01DVKJR4K/ref=mp_s_a_1_cc_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1502250593&sr=1-8-catcorr&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=jojo+hat
https://www.terapeak.com/worth/exclusive-jojo-039-s-bizarre-adventure-snapback-hat-cap-loot-anime-loot-crate-new/262401928758/