Best men costume headwear according to redditors

Don't worry guys, I gotchu covered.

[Face protection] (https://www.amazon.com/Sellstrom-S30120-Advantage-All-Purpose-Polycarbonate/dp/B074P6Y9GG/ref=lp_393327011_1_4?s=hi&ie=UTF8&qid=1573572430&sr=1-4)

[Head/upper body protection] (https://www.amazon.com/Windy-City-Novelties-Rainbow-Umbrella/dp/B004SSVMP2)

Like a regular member of a SWAT team, but with one of these: https://smile.amazon.com/Adult-Propeller-Beanie-Hat-Made/dp/B001QK4RZC


Also - I love how that's the only bit of bullshit you're calling out from that paragraph..

Here's the space suit and helmet lol

https://www.amazon.com/Halloween-Astronaut-Costume-Jumpsuit-Costumes/dp/B07HL3QLC7/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1541652700&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=astronaut+costume&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/Charades-Astronaut-Helmet-Costume-Accessory/dp/B001D3SSQ6/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1541652728&sr=8-5&keywords=astronaut+helmet

I'll be honest I've worn it like 3 different Halloweens 😄

saw bryan jones rocking one of these at sectionals last year

Knights Templar Crusader Helmet Medieval Armor https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009XXMJJK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_kcfuDbRSJ0NAS

My best recommendation https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004SSVMP2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_rATnzb7T8XQEX

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009XXMJJK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_EFxACbQJ6489M

The reviews and FAQ is mostly fellow shitposters.

Can't find the actual hat but I found you one that's even more hilarious looking: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00B5HW6W2/ref=pd_aw_lpo_193_bs_img_1/147-1332002-4404654?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=2KED2G7B3VRF89GK3X6K

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B00I8S3DBE/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1500796871&sr=8-2&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=medieval+helmet&dpPl=1&dpID=518d1dAHQgL&ref=plSrch

A Propeller Beanie Hat.

Phase 3 You Say?

Just wear one of these:

https://www.amazon.com/Windy-City-Novelties-Rainbow-Umbrella/dp/B004SSVMP2/

Let’s compromise on umbrella hats.

I too must fill my empty life with random awesomeness. Consider yourself fulfilled: http://smile.amazon.com/Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-Flipeez/dp/B00MMOVKJM/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1419616235&sr=8-3&keywords=tmnt+hat

I know it's not what you are looking for but I love this hat for gardening. http://www.amazon.com/Jacobson-Hat-Company-Coolie/dp/B001UK7U2A

Bonus is it doesn't touch my skin on my forehead and get all sweaty and oily.

Found one https://www.amazon.com/Beard-Head-Dwarf-Warrior-Beanie/dp/B017LDM9ZC/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?keywords=dwarf%2Bwarrior%2Bbeard%2Bbeanie&qid=1563207859&s=gateway&sr=8-1&th=1&psc=1

Thanks man I wish I was that talented, I think these are what I picked up: https://www.amazon.com/elope-Costume-Accessory-Adjustable-Headband/dp/B00IOXLFUY/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1538278369&sr=8-3&keywords=rams+horns

https://www.amazon.com/Yancos-Bizarre-Adventure-Jotaro-Cosplay/dp/B01H8QI0I2

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07DW777CD

https://www.amazon.com/Knights-Templar-Crusader-Helmet-Medieval/dp/B009XXMJJK

My favorite quote is from Goblet of Fire!

>"People change in the maze. Oh, find the cup if you can. But be very wary; you could just lose yourselves along the way." - Dumbledore

Imperio! :O I think the sorting hat is the only HP related item I have at the moment, but I'd love anything! Thanks for the contest!

I try to change my voice up. I'm not particularly good at it, but I'll practice on my way to the session and just role with it the best I can.

On my dwarf I wear this 100% of the time we're at the table in game.

Disguise Men's Master Chief Adult Light-up Deluxe Helmet, Green, One Size https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003JO4LNQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_.YpnDb8AQR4VQ

Should just buy a old pilots cap. That’s what Jager looks like he is wearing.

Amazon link: WWII Replica Vintage Brown Leather Aviator Pilot Helmet Cap M/L https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00K28ZNWK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_-jLUDb814K4E7

A coolie hat can save the day. The wide brim keeps that blazing festival sun off your face and neck (and maybe a shoulder or two), plus the internal headband support means there's a good flow of air around your dome.

The style stands out in the crowd too. It also draws looks from the neighbors while I'm mowing the lawn.

[Here!] (http://www.amazon.com/Elope-LU2330-Quidditch-Helmet/dp/B000P0WW42/ref=wl_it_dp_o_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=AC5O16HMIO6J&coliid=I3UIFMED3KJ4VK&psc=1)

*Not sure why they are calling it "Quidditch Helmet" now???

It looks like this hat and a matching green bodysuit

It's in stock!

You definitely need this.And I need something flowily mysterious!

https://www.amazon.com/Windy-City-Novelties-Rainbow-Umbrella/dp/B004SSVMP2

Maybe Cliff's has these: https://www.amazon.com/Windy-City-Novelties-Rainbow-Umbrella/dp/B004SSVMP2

The person that comes in last in the standings at the end of the regular season has to buy the food for the draft the next year. Also, they have to wear this during the draft. This has made the people at the bottom of the standings pay a lot of attention to finish the season. Nothing for the playoffs though, their season is over.

We should send Curley one of those umbrellas you wear on your head.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00MMOVKJM?ref%5F=sr%5F1%5F3&qid=1419616235&sr=8-3&keywords=tmnt%20hat&pldnSite=1

Charades Adult Astronaut Helmet Costume Accessory, white, One Size https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001D3SSQ6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_S-PkDbT9NER55

http://www.amazon.com/Captains-Yachting-Yacht-Sailing-Fishing/dp/B002E6LPU2/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1348579782&sr=8-4&keywords=captains+yacht+hat

Not at all. It's available online and cheaper too.

Disguise Men's Master Chief Adult Light-up Deluxe Helmet, Green, One Size https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003JO4LNQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_QoZmDbS7SP0C9

https://www.amazon.com/Adult-Propeller-Beanie-Hat-Made/dp/B001QK4RZC there you go

This is where I got mine!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003JO4LNQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_NG3EDbEN5MFZD

Could you take me seriously wearing this?

Made in the US of A.

Closeist thing I can find nothing shows up for cloth version https://www.amazon.com/Replica-Vintage-Leather-Aviator-Helmet/dp/B00K28ZNWK/ref=sr_1_8?dchild=1&keywords=World+War+One+flying+cap&qid=1571542682&s=apparel&sr=1-8

https://www.amazon.com/Windy-City-Novelties-19908-Umbrella/dp/B004SSVMP2

Cooling towels work better than i thought they would. Take an extra gallon of ice water just to throw all over myself. I hate the heat, but not much else you can do. Ill take an extra comfort stop in some AC if I have to.

There are some pretty cool squid hats on Amazon, too. I'll see if I can find them and link them.

Edit: I think these may be it: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00B5HW6W2/

Umberlla Hat

Finn from Adventure Time~

He's totally awesome and loves to have fun. I know he's a cartoon character but he's still awesome

Finn hat!

Boom! Roasted

Here's one on Amazon for like $4 after shipping. I'm pretty sure it's about the crappiest quality ever. Perfect for a drinking hat.

Heres the squid hat
I think the other is just a green morph suit

You still didn't answer my question about whether the Jets are better than the Leafs.

I know you need help with obvious questions because logic and facts don't apply to you but no you can't, you would probably be better off with this anyway.

I need these so that I may frolic in the fields without judgement. You see, when I frolic I get looks like "Why is that person frolicing, that's weird." But if you see someone wearing huge ram horns frolicing in a field, you say "Why is that person wearing ram horns? That's weird" and you forget to judge them for the frolicing!

Thus I shall be free to prance and skip at my leisure.

http://www.target.com/p/Smith-Hawken-Men-s-Garden-Hat/-/A-13924132

http://www.target.com/p/Mossimo-Supply-Co-Tan-Shine-Floppy-Hat/-/A-13895652

http://www.amazon.com/Jacobson-Hat-Company-DELUXE-COOLIE/dp/B001UK7U2A/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1334811287&sr=8-4

here's for the helmet: https://www.amazon.com/Smiffys-Medieval-Crusader-Helmet-Moveable/dp/B00I8S3DBE/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=crusader+helmet&qid=1563001002&s=gateway&sr=8-1

Here's for the robe: https://www.amazon.com/KAMA-BRIDAL-Medieval-Templar-Hospitaller/dp/B07HMN57GX/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=crusader+robe&qid=1563001047&s=gateway&sr=8-1

Here you go : http://www.amazon.com/Adult-Propeller-Beanie-Hat-Made/dp/B001QK4RZC

Make sure to take pictures :)

https://www.amazon.com/Adult-Yacht-Captain-Costume-Accessory-One/dp/B002E6LPU2/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1465605929&sr=8-2&keywords=Captains+hat


I've got this one in my basement.

Novelty Pink Squid with Long Tentacles Party Hat Cap Costume Accessory https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01GVXH2HS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_knguDb257HK68

does this work?

It's a beanie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beanie_(seamed_cap)#Propeller_beanie

https://todayinsci.com/Events/Patent/UltimatePropellerHead.htm

https://www.amazon.com/Adult-Propeller-Beanie-Hat-Made/dp/B001QK4RZC

Mischief Managed!


The First

Since I don't drink, my experience with wine is limited, but as a mother I have quite a lot of experience with small creatures who like to whine. We all know the only way to keep these little creatures (otherwise known as children) from excessive whining is to keep them distracted and entertained.


The Second

How is it that muggles can keep their homes clean without magic or house elves? I can't even think about the hard work it must take to keep a tidy home without magic, using nothing but a basic broom! And did you know they only use brooms for cleaning? Imagine! If I couldn't lift off the ground on my broom, I don't know what I'd do! How would I travel?! Surely those large metal boxes they put up in the sky can't be safe! How do they stay in the air without magic?! I just don't know how I'd live if I were a muggle.


The Third

Of all the things that people have put on their heads throughout history, only the hat lived on as the one piece of attire universally accepted to protect the tops of heads. There was a short period of time between 1622 and 1624 in which wizards commonly wore ornamental bonsai trees atop their heads, but this fad inevitably led to a large increase in bee stings during the spring and summer months when bees became interested pollinating the head wear. And so, as most fads do, the bonsai look faded out of popularity. Only the hat as remained an actively appropriate way to address the need to cover the top of one's head. There have been many famous hats throughout time, including the bowling bowler that was often seen resting atop the head of the wizard known as Maginny McMulnery, when it was not bowling perfect games. Another was the incredibly well-known Lost Diadem of Ravenclaw, though many argue that the diadem is not qualified as a hat, but rather an item of jewelry. Others argue that it's stylistic qualities make no difference, as it's use is what is important, though most of those who argue are tuned out by others who don't much care about the semantics regarding long-lost treasures that will never be found again. The most famous of all hats, however, is inarguably the Hogwarts Sorting Hat which has sorted students into their Houses at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry since it's inception.


The Fourth

If you are in need of any book, there is only one place you need look. The Hogwarts Library will always have what you need.... Unless you are looking for information about horcruxes, in which case you should stop asking questions and get back to your studies.


The Fifth

When traveling, it is important to pack smartly. How many things can you fit in your trunk, and will there be room for everything you'll need? Sometimes, it is simply impossible to bring every item on your list in just one trunk, but two or three trunks is just too much to carry when passing through muggle areas where magic use is restricted. That's why some witches and wizards decide to use an Undetectable Extension charm. This charm allows your trunk or bag to extend within, so that you can fit a nearly infinite amount of items in a finite space. This charm leaves items bigger on the inside, allowing for a much easier and hassle-free travel experience.


The Bonus

Any superhero knows that a cape is not a complete disguise. Well, any hero besides superman. If you're going to wear a cape, you've also got to have a mask. It's probably best if the mask has eye holes, though...


Edit!!! Oh, I forgot to say why I will NEED these items! The first is self-explanatory, I'll need to keep the whining to a minimum in order to focus on the work I'm assigned, especially if I take potions. You know Snape is going to assign at least a dozen parchments worth of writing every week. The second is what I'll need to use in order to get across the Atlantic to attend Hogwarts! No matter how much I prefer traveling by broom, I can't risk such a long flight alone. The third is something all students will need, because without the sorting hat it would be impossible to be sorted into our houses! The fourth is, of course, incredibly important. I'm sure I'll be frequenting the Hogwarts Library throughout my time there. The fifth will be the very first thing I use, because without my trunk being bigger on the inside they'll never even let me onto the plane! I'd have way too many bags and trunks without that charm. And of course, as for the bonus, I'll need that mask in order to sleep, because my dorm mates are quite rowdy and I expect them to be using magic well into the evening most nights. Along with the eye mask, I'll also be packing several pairs of ear plugs!

Mischief Managed!

So I decided to order my school supplies from a "reputable" magical supply store. I can not believe what happened. So you order by answering riddles and I thought that would ensure that everyone's orders are correct, I guess not....

Riddle the First-Wine or Wine Goblet

Either way, I wonder if this is even considered to be appropriate [drink wear] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004HZR94O/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=25MSIGOHKX8AU&coliid=I1GX53XQYP0JML&psc=1) in the Great Hall of the RAOA school of magic, merriment and Mischief.

Riddle the Second- Broom

I don't know what they were thinking, I asked for a Firebolt, I will never be able to fly with these. I thought maybe they were just tiny for shipping purposes, but I've tried to use Engorgio to make them bigger, but nothing happens.

Riddle the Third- Hat

I swear I ordered a standard witch's hat. I am not sure how they heard wicker hat.

Riddle the Fourth- Book

They told me that this is one of the most important books of knowledge of our times and I wouldn't be able to pass my muggle studies with out it

Riddle the Fifth- Trunk

I don't even know what to say about this. How am I suppose to get all my supplies/clothes to school in these? I mean sure if I was a guy I am sure they would be pretty comfortable. Note to self, next time use the word Luggage Trunk.

Bonus Riddle- Cape

And last but not least, I just wanted a simple black cape. It's black alright, but unless I am going to be giving haircuts in my common room, I have no idea what to do with this.

That is the last time I order anything from Mundungus Fletcher's Magic Emporium.

It's the same helmet they've been selling on Amazon and at Halloween stores for years. Not exclusive to the event

https://www.amazon.com/Disguise-Master-Light-up-Deluxe-Helmet/dp/B003JO4LNQ/ref=mp_s_a_1_7?keywords=helmet+halo&qid=1562383213&s=gateway&sr=8-7

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004SSVMP2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_co1IDbERC0KRM

Wait nvm

This will arrive today

Amazon is full of these, with same day delivery, in case this is too clownish.

Maybe try searching for linen cloak or medieval cloak then modify it if needed? These look promising but I haven’t tried the site before.

https://www.medievalcollectibles.com/product/gora-canvas-cloak/

Helmets are a pain to make which is why they’re pricy. Consider buying something similar then modifying it. Cheap Halloween props are easy to modify and they’ll be a lot at thrift stores this time of year. This one looks promising.

Charades Adult Astronaut Helmet Costume Accessory, white, One Size https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001D3SSQ6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_VaSCDbNCC8QW8

I've seen people wear a rice paddy hat over a helmet but besides that I don't know of anything that would give you such complete sun coverage for your face and back.
http://www.amazon.com/Jacobson-Hat-Company-Deluxe-Natural/dp/B001UK7U2A/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1415898169&sr=8-1&keywords=rice+patty+hat

If they're just dicks and not messing with your ability to do work... ignore them.

Personally, as an IT guy, I run into a lot of people who have extreme misconceptions as to what I do, and how my workflow goes. People interrupting me to get them to help them with stupid stuff like why doesn't my monitor work? (is it turned on), can I leave my personal laptop here for you to fix? (Yes, but you'll be charged my consultants fee for that), etc.

For the ones who really get to me.. i picture them wearing a hat similar to this where it spins faster and makes a tin-whistle sound at a volume dependent on how frustrating they are.

Try this: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004SSVMP2

https://www.amazon.com/Adult-Propeller-Beanie-Hat-Made/dp/B001QK4RZC ? Because that'd be awesome.

Red mushroom guy for comparison

not warm but awesome.

Finn's Hat

A Jake beanie

Literally took two seconds. Just go to Amazon or eBay next time.

A nice umbrella always looks good with business attire. This is the one I use.

Oh wait you took /pol/ literally? http://amzn.com/B000JGAF6Y
That might not fit since it is for adults but who knows

Nope! You get a nice, pretty little letter with my name on it every time I say something. Go look at what I wrote, I added a bit more for your sake, to help you understand the way things work around here. By the way, don't make the assumption that people don't have alt. accounts. This is mine. I could wave my e-weiner about 20 times bigger than yours, but I don't because I'm not a fucking child.

Edit: This is for you

https://www.amazon.com/Jojos-Bizarre-Adventure-Jotaro-Cosplay/dp/B01H8QI0I2

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01DVKJR4K/ref=mp_s_a_1_cc_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1502250593&sr=1-8-catcorr&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=jojo+hat

https://www.terapeak.com/worth/exclusive-jojo-039-s-bizarre-adventure-snapback-hat-cap-loot-anime-loot-crate-new/262401928758/