Best men costumes & accessories according to redditors
We found 1,718 Reddit comments discussing the best men costumes & accessories. We ranked the 1,107 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
We found 1,718 Reddit comments discussing the best men costumes & accessories. We ranked the 1,107 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
That or this
Don't worry guys, I gotchu covered.
[Face protection] (https://www.amazon.com/Sellstrom-S30120-Advantage-All-Purpose-Polycarbonate/dp/B074P6Y9GG/ref=lp_393327011_1_4?s=hi&ie=UTF8&qid=1573572430&sr=1-4)
[Head/upper body protection] (https://www.amazon.com/Windy-City-Novelties-Rainbow-Umbrella/dp/B004SSVMP2)
This should do the trick.
I still have my m50 gas mask from when I was in the Air Force (I'm not supposed to) - I now know what my costume is gonna be this year. I'm not going to physically alter it in any way, but simply form a burlap sack around it and have the canisters sticking out.
That, or a squirrel with a ranger outfit - this thing has been on my wishlist for wayyyy too long. It's just one of those things I need to be drunk enough one night to buy.
Jurassic World.
https://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Costume-Jurassic-World-Inflatable/dp/B00TO6BQ40
Looks like they have them on Amazon and... Mother of god... I need one of these.
Here is something from Amazon.
Like a regular member of a SWAT team, but with one of these: https://smile.amazon.com/Adult-Propeller-Beanie-Hat-Made/dp/B001QK4RZC
Also - I love how that's the only bit of bullshit you're calling out from that paragraph..
So I initially thought this was super impressive because of how heavy it must be, but Amazon lists it as weighing less than 2 pounds.
Amazon. they go for 150 dollars...
Most gorilla costumes I could find mass about two kilograms.
If it had been lifted as part of two astronauts' combined personal weight allowance, It would have cost $646,000.
Assuming the contract rate of $210 million for a full crew (Which is several times as much as it costs Roscosmos) and launch mass capacity of 650 kg (7800 kg Soyuz FG/Fregat max launch mass - 7150 kg Soyuz TMA-M capsule mass)
2.1x10^8 / 6.5x10^2 = 3.23x10^5
323000 x 2 = $646,000
It's much more likely it was delivered as part of a crew care package in a cargo mission, in which case it could have been as cheap as $34,000.
SpaceX lists a per-launch cost of $57 million to put a net 3310kg of cargo to the ISS.
5.7x10^7 / 3.31x10^3 = 1.7x10^4
17000 x 2 = $34,000
TL;DR: Nice try Elon, but you're no FedEx.
It's the car version of a guy wearing a pair of Groucho glasses.
Don't let your dreams be dreams!
For now I'm making do with these
Groucho Marx glasses
saw bryan jones rocking one of these at sectionals last year
Rubie's Costume Co Jurassic World T-Rex Inflatable Costume, Multi, One Size
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00TO6E0T8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_oYRhyb329JFM8
Horse masks are kind of passe now. Unicorn masks are where it's at.
I swear, if they have a guy running around wearing this I'm buying a plane ticket.
It costs $43180/lb to bring things to the ISS with the Cygnus spacecraft. This gorilla suit weighs 4.3 pounds, so since this is Chris Hadfield, it cost the Canadian Space Agency approximately $186,000 to make this happen.
My best recommendation https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004SSVMP2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_rATnzb7T8XQEX
Might I suggest investing in one of these?
>"Customer: This is ridiculous. I want to speak to your manager."
>>"Me: I am the manager".
Goddamnit people this is not how you reveal your managershipness..
"I will go get insert own gender"
Walk away into back room
Put on Groucho glasses
Return to customer and talk with funny accent
and wiggle your eyebrows for extra fun
There's this. Despite the picture it's the helmet only. It fits on my head but I have to take my glasses off.
this should help: https://www.amazon.com/Groucho-Fuzzy-Nose-and-Glasses/dp/B0006GK1DO
shhh we're supposed to act surprised when it happens. Am i acting cool?
Kojima looks like he's wearing a Groucho Nose & Mustache in the zoomed out thumbnail/pic
wear this to worlds
pretty cheap actually
Have you considered one of these? Ymmv but I know of people who swear by them.
A Propeller Beanie Hat.
Mask. I vote for the unicorn head. https://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12283-Magical-Unicorn-Mask/dp/B0070QMUFA
http://www.amazon.com/Officially-Licensed-Groucho-Marx-Glasses/dp/B002R7XO3Y
The unicorn mask is better.
Is that some sort of squirrel head, or possibly a camel?
Edit: Found it.
Guess it's time to stock up on these bad boys.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00T43RK2A/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_cRSRzb6M13TN6
I say a samsung galaxy note the 10 inch or preferably for extra screen real estate 12 inch. Nice to have your book, internet tab for extra study material (or reddit), youtube and a some part to write on for notes. 4 apps simultaneously playing on the screen. PLUS unlimited browser opened! Its a must have. Changed my note taking and multitasking career. Also increased distractions but its a tool. ALSO get to kickstarter!
A notebook that is a white board https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1470156778/wipebook-3
A phone powered breathalyzer for those fun nights https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/edgetechlabs/drinkmate-the-breathalyzer-that-fits-your-lifestyl
Turn your study table into a full blown white board! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1466102417/wrap-redefining-your-workspace
Other things I have for college life:
A credit card size phone charger that fits in your wallet. HANDY! http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00PMC8WRE/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
TRUST ME you will count on your hands the times you made breakfast during school days in a semester. This meal replacement comes handy. When you have class at 8 and wont have break till lunch. You cant run on empty stomach. BUY THIS! http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000GIPJ0M/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o07_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Its also nice to have a plant to keep you responsible and relaxes you. After a long unproductive day watering it just relieves you seeing it grow makes you feel accomplished. Just the right push you needed to not go crazy during finals week. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005L9YN6M/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o05_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
WHY THIS PLANT? Cause its the best plant you can own! Its a plant that eats animals how metal is that! You thought gardening is for pussies!
Last but not the least
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B009PJV6KK/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o06_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
CAUSE!
amazon, they ship only in usa
https://www.amazon.com/HMS-Rooster-Mask-Faux-White/dp/B00EO8TSCU
Groucho Marx?!
What about riding a large human wearing a unicorn mask?
Dude that is fucking awesome. Why the two madvilliany?
Also, you might want to add this to your collection for display reasons!
MF Doom Rapper Madvillain Fantastic Four Gladiator Mask https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009BA4AMY/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_q7Wevb11GPXMN
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009BA4AMY/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_q7Wevb11GPXMN
These seem reasonably priced.
Just what exactly were the Kings thinking? Maybe they won't notice? They should have at least hooked him up with a sweet disguise.
Or both!
Just wear one of these:
https://www.amazon.com/Windy-City-Novelties-Rainbow-Umbrella/dp/B004SSVMP2/
Let’s compromise on umbrella hats.
Apparently it changes. Before it was all condoms, 1 lube, 1 horsehead.
Now it's horsehead, lube, microfiber gloves, testicle exam kit, the ore, and a gallon of milk. Also this.
http://www.amazon.com/Workaholics-Official-Bear-Coat-Standard/dp/B009EGAE3O
https://www.amazon.ca/HMS-Rooster-Mask-Trim-White/dp/B00EO8TSCU/ref=asc_df_B00EO8TSCU/?tag=googlemobshop-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=341795380929&hvpos=1o2&hvnetw=g&hvrand=15672871912847556815&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9001518&hvtargid=pla-571506677418&psc=1
I modified it by burning and painting the fur, cut out the eyeholes and threw some nylon on inside the mask
I got it here I'm also planning on blacking out the eyes so it looks more like Richard too ;D
https://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Costume-Jurassic-World-Inflatable/dp/B00TO6BQ40
Been wanting to pick one up for shits and giggles for a while, I was surprised at how (relatively) cheap it was. Only 1 left so better hurry!
https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2/161-2582261-0841231?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=strap+on
https://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Costume-Jurassic-World-Inflatable/dp/B00TO6E0T8/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1485193399&sr=8-2&keywords=t+rex
You're welcome.
Rubie's Adult Official Jurassic World Inflatable Dinosaur Costume, T-Rex, Standard https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00TO6E0T8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_v-hVDb1VN1GJ1
Looks to be $53 for the T-Rex right now (yes, there are others). I bought mine on sale for less than $40, I think. I've worn it for two Halloweens and many random get togethers. It's hilarious for most occasions. It's even better when you bring it to family functions and convince older relatives to try it on. It's the most amazing thing I've ever purchased. Memories of giggling grandma as a dinosaur cannot be beat.
https://www.amazon.com/Officially-Licensed-Groucho-Marx-Glasses/dp/B002R7XO3Y
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Quite a disguise!
http://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Costume-Co-Three-Fourth-Multi-Colored/dp/B0073E5308/
Might be more links in this thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/yjdnr/so_my_buddy_got_a_bane_mask_for_his_birthday_do/
Problem Solved
https://www.amazon.com/Mustache-Bushy-Eyebrows-Glasses-Plastic/dp/B007JY57D0
There's a few on Amazon
As someone who's bought this from amazon and was thoroughly disappointed by the quality, what can you tell me about the quality of the bear coat from your company? My childish side is telling me to fork out the 120 dollars but after spending 200 dollars on the other coat I need to be more prudent.
(edit: typo)
The axe I made myself entirely, the mask I bought but painted over it to cover the eyes and add contrast, dirt, blood etc.
Edit: this is the mask https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00EO8TSCU/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1499522328&sr=8-4&pi=SL75_QL70&keywords=rooster+mask
This is the helmet we used! Surprisingly great quality for a 30 dollar costume helmet!
Might want to look in to a pair of these.
Here you go.
This should also do the trick.
You don't want to go intimidating. It's dodgeball, not paintball. You want to go distracting.
Groucho Marx Glasses or ski goggles and a tank top. Something so when people aim at you, they think "oh man what is this guy doi--OW"
I NEED THIS.
Just bring one of these
https://www.amazon.com/elope-335030-Groucho-Black/dp/B00412WY5C/ref=asc_df_B00412WY5C/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=309804208987&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=6347126825018627682&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9001905&hvtargid=pla-567346272147&psc=1
***** (5) Star
https://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12283-Magical-Unicorn-Mask/dp/B0070QMUFA%3FSubscriptionId%3D04AM2B1D3BQXTFCTG702%26tag%3Dxgoogle-20%26linkCode%3Dxm2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3DB0070QMUFA
I bought this Unicorn Mask and thought it would be fun to wear to a Burning Man festival. Well, I was right....and so very wrong. It started when i ate 23 mushroom caps and started dancing to a def leppard and skrillex mashudp. I met a cute girl who said that she absolutely loved my mask, we started dancing and she licked my horn... RAD RIGHT? Well it turns out the LSD in her saliva caused a massive unicorn population spawning epidemic in the desert the next day. After running 38 miles into the desert, I have to say that the mask doesn't hold up very well to long distance running. I'm slightly disappointed in the quality as it completely melted off my face. Seriously...I don't have a face anymore.
On a side note this guilds great! I just transferred from another server and am really pleased with the community! I've been raiding and running mythic+ with the guild. Hope to see you there!
Here are two things to get you started:
RC Controlled Air Shark
http://www.amazon.com/Swimmer-Remote-Control-Inflatable-Flying/dp/B005FYEAJ8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1334820363&sr=8-1 (I have one of these for the office and it's AMAZING.)
T-Rex Hoodie of Awesomeness
http://www.amazon.com/Adult-T-Rex-Hoodie-Shirt-Large/dp/B003L68DRW/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1334820375&sr=8-7
Edit:
Jello Brain Mold
http://www.amazon.com/Fun-World-Costumes-Brain-Gelatin/dp/B000XEX8IE/ref=pd_sim_t_11
Portal Bookends
http://www.amazon.com/Portal-2-Bookends/dp/B0077DOFA4/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1334825939&sr=1-1-catcorr
Totally Necessary Unicorn Mask
http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12283-Magical-Unicorn-Mask/dp/B0070QMUFA/ref=sr_1_229?ie=UTF8&qid=1334825800&sr=8-229
Disapproval Eyes Decal
http://www.amazon.com/Eyes-Disapproval-Window-Decal-Black/dp/B00701GGGY/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1334826060&sr=8-10
For a grand total of 156.84! Consider me your personal shopper.
'Ere ya go good sir
no no THIS is the want you want, im getting mine soon for the london concert
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B009BA4AMY/ref=mp_s_a_1_1/179-7452173-6520022?qid=1427400250&sr=8-1&keywords=mf+doom+mask&dpPl=1&dpID=51%2BdTn0l71L&ref=plSrch&pi=AC_SY200_QL40
I was reading the comments on the coat, and you can definitely tell who was not an actual customer and who was. The amount of effort put into trying to sound "tight butthole" was astounding.
One: This my little sister's birthday is coming up and I want to use it to scare a bunch or 8 year olds. Two:A gift card just to keep for supplements and what not. ;] I will pm my email if needed. C'mon...gimme
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00EO8TSCU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_hrvIDb7YH3EJA
Though I completely blacked out the eyes with permanent marker to make it look more like the Richard mask.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00EO8TSCU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_qjlXBbA206MR9 This is the one o bought, but at this point it's been painted and stained and all sorts of stuff.
Nice.
When you want an upgrade, I recommend this one.
https://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Costume-Jurassic-World-Inflatable/dp/B00TO6BQ40
Hopefully OP is the size of a child as well. You linked to the kids size t-rex costume, though that seems to be the only one they have regardless.
Edit - you can get adult size on amazon though for $85 clicky!
https://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Costume-Jurassic-World-Inflatable/dp/B00TO6BQ40
Does anyone know where I can buy one of these?
EDIT: Nevermind I found one
For anyone looking to suit up here’s the amazon purchase link. They run for around $50. Even if you’re not buying I’d highly suggest checking out the reviews. They’re hilarious.
Something like this I think!
Do you have a costume yet?!
Edit: I am super entertained by this too 🤣
The precursor to this http://www.amazon.co.uk/Rubber-Overhead-Masks-Horse-Mask/dp/B000VO767K
Horse head :P. Funniest thing I've found :)
Flintstones
https://www.amazon.com/Adult-Propeller-Beanie-Hat-Made/dp/B001QK4RZC there you go
The person that comes in last in the standings at the end of the regular season has to buy the food for the draft the next year. Also, they have to wear this during the draft. This has made the people at the bottom of the standings pay a lot of attention to finish the season. Nothing for the playoffs though, their season is over.
https://www.amazon.com/elope-335030-Groucho-Black/dp/B00412WY5C/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1539630287&sr=8-2&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=groucho+marx+glasses+adult+size&dpPl=1&dpID=51vwiQNYzlL&ref=plSrch
Maybe Cliff's has these: https://www.amazon.com/Windy-City-Novelties-Rainbow-Umbrella/dp/B004SSVMP2
We should send Curley one of those umbrellas you wear on your head.
https://www.amazon.com/Windy-City-Novelties-Rainbow-Umbrella/dp/B004SSVMP2
Could you take me seriously wearing this?
Zambambo
My daughter would go bananas over Pinkie Pie. She loves those random packs where you get a surprise pony, and she would most definitely set this up next to all of them. A magical time would be had by all ponies involved, I'm sure.
Magical unicorn mask
Obviously
Your wish is my command.
May I suggest... Magical Unicorn Mask ?
http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12283-Magical-Unicorn-Mask/dp/tags-on-product/B0070QMUFA
There's always the magical unicorn mask.
[Even better.] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0070QMUFA/?tag=047-20)
http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12283-Magical-Unicorn-Mask/dp/B0070QMUFA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1342992932&sr=8-1&keywords=unicorn+mask
http://amzn.com/B003G4IM4S
http://amzn.com/B0070QMUFA
http://amzn.com/B0070QMUN2
http://amzn.com/B0070QMULY
http://amzn.com/B004A2CMKK
This looks like it's molded plastic, not latex.. It sounds like it needs a bit of work to make it comfortable (one guy trimmed a cheap ski mask to cushion it, and others said they touched up the paint. But one of the users is clear that it's not latex.
Today is a GLORIOUS DAY FOR COMBAT day because ODIN HAS BLESSED ME WITH THE ENCHANTED WAR HAMMER, MJOLNIR. I was awoken suddenly by a FROST GIANT with a LUST FOR BLOOD. I rolled out of my SKULL bed and ended up in A BATTLEFIELD, SURROUNDED BY THE FROST GIANT ENEMY. I ate THE BONES OF ENEMIES for breakfast with a SHIELD in my left hand and a DEATH MASK on my HIP. On my way to COMBAT, I ran into THOR. He/she said to me, "LET US JOIN FORCES AND SHED THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES!". I happily replied, "SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN, SO IT SHALL BE DONE!", and we then decided to DESTROY THEM and SPILL THEIR BLOOD with a MIGHTY WAR CRY. I really wished we had MORE HEADS TO REMOVE and BONES TO BREAK with a DEAD BODY instead. Something hit me on the back of my head. It was a ROCK. Can you believe that? I reached into my back pocket and pulled out a SWORD. It really belonged to ODIN. He gave it to me in exchange for MY ETERNAL SERVITUDE .
One day I will RIDE WITH THE VALKYRIES TO VALHALLA with THE WORTHY. It will be GLORIOUS and a little bit EPIC. I hope tomorrow is filled with COMBAT and HONOR just like today.
I feel like the disguise I put on to prevent myself from being arrested after the police watch the security tape would give me away.
I think I would start with a standard face mask you can find in costume, hobby shops or online. Then build onto it with EVA foam strips/wedges and fill the gaps with a filler like paper clay.
See if you can give the mask a more matte/opaque appearance so your face isn't clearly visible (without blinding yourself of course); I recall Tali's face was at best sort of foggy behind the mask, in the photo I can see your face a bit too well which can distract from the intended character.
Also three fingered gloves of course would help give the alien appearance~
Otherwise, your costume looks pretty awesome so far, nice work!
Edit: found a mask like this, so there are at least options; I wonder if something like this could be integrated into your current helm
Ok. If there's a such thing as see-through paint, you can buy the chrome mask here; https://www.amazon.com/Disguise-No-Face-Chrome-Mask/dp/B007S016WQ/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=chrome+mask&qid=1570238225&sr=8-1
and then paint it.
Hey Evil Ted (the guy on YouTube who makes awesome cosplay stuff, check him out) recommended this mask for projects like what you're describing! He mentioned using it for a Cobra Commander costume or a Destiny costume, but I'm sure it has a variety of applications. And it is said to be see-through on the inside. I haven't had a project to use it in yet but I am itching for an excuse to buy it and mess around with it myself lol.
i found this but it looks like like shit imo.
It's just another listing for this mask from Amazon
Amazon :)
http://www.amazon.com/Workaholics-Official-Bear-Coat-Standard/dp/B009EGAE3O cheaper on Amazon.
Woo! Funtime!
OK...I'm thinking about something with a horse, magic pills, and a yodeling pickle.
On second thought...let's just go with drawing stuff, cuz art is awesome!
I'd just go with the ones on Amazon
holy crap this is what you started with
Real good work.
I don't remember the website, but the mask will be in stock later this month on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00EO8TSCU/ref=mp_s_a_1_32?ie=UTF8&qid=1486823683&sr=8-32&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=rooster+costume&dpPl=1&dpID=41%2BnqZ8ErRL&ref=plSrch
Here's what I found online and for the design time and printing, the cost would be well above that number.
Good idea. Never thought of that.
Plus it's within my budget
I've seen these in a lot of videos lately and laugh every damn time.
If one of you adults don't wear this then you aren't committed!
Edit: Then you can do this
Or buy one of these and drive around town with the top down. Might be a bit difficult though.
Here's where you can buy it
Also, some of them skiing.
- T Rex Blow Up Costume (obviously)
- Deceptive Desserts Cookbook (this girl just got her own Netflix show so her stuff is legit)
-Bat Repellent
-Chia Pet Zombie
-Unicorn Balls Candy
-Supplies only a serial killer should carry around (gloves, drop cloths, duct tape, polaroid camera, cleaning supplies...)
https://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Adult-Jurassic-Inflatable-Costume/dp/B00TO6E0T8/ref=pd_sim_21_1?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00TO6E0T8&pd_rd_r=818586bc-dd25-11e8-9137-573de022d37d&pd_rd_w=oJKb7&pd_rd_wg=f8fBM&pf_rd_i=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=18bb0b78-4200-49b9-ac91-f141d61a1780&pf_rd_r=BHB34K99PMFPHBPYDD73&pf_rd_s=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_t=40701&psc=1&refRID=BHB34K99PMFPHBPYDD73
https://www.amazon.ca/Rubies-Costume-Jurassic-World-Inflatable/dp/B00TO6E0T8/
https://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Costume-Jurassic-World-Inflatable/dp/B00TO6E0T8/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1481466647&sr=8-3&keywords=inflatable+trex+costume
Is this the one you're talking about?
Amazon.com link
Here is the Adult one, but after the youtube videos that came out before Halloween, they became unavailable VERY quickly
Edit: Cleaned up amazon link & added 2nd link
You're lazy
Amazon sells them, as do a few of the halloween costume stores (IIRC)
The customer questions are awesome. >pretty cheap actually
Here is the mobile version of your link
If a Republican proposed the same bill, Trump probably would have publicly supported it. Maybe Sanders can wear this and get it passed.
One of these?
A horse mask!
If they're just dicks and not messing with your ability to do work... ignore them.
Personally, as an IT guy, I run into a lot of people who have extreme misconceptions as to what I do, and how my workflow goes. People interrupting me to get them to help them with stupid stuff like why doesn't my monitor work? (is it turned on), can I leave my personal laptop here for you to fix? (Yes, but you'll be charged my consultants fee for that), etc.
For the ones who really get to me.. i picture them wearing a hat similar to this where it spins faster and makes a tin-whistle sound at a volume dependent on how frustrating they are.
Here you go : http://www.amazon.com/Adult-Propeller-Beanie-Hat-Made/dp/B001QK4RZC
Make sure to take pictures :)
It's a beanie.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beanie_(seamed_cap)#Propeller_beanie
https://todayinsci.com/Events/Patent/UltimatePropellerHead.htm
https://www.amazon.com/Adult-Propeller-Beanie-Hat-Made/dp/B001QK4RZC
https://www.amazon.com/Adult-Propeller-Beanie-Hat-Made/dp/B001QK4RZC ? Because that'd be awesome.
not warm but awesome.
Made in the US of A.
Weight going into space is money. The cost to get a pound of anything into space ranges from 2200 to 13,000 based on 2013 numbers and what rocket is used.
Going by this gorilla suit
https://www.amazon.com/California-Costumes-Adult-Gorilla-Costume/dp/B00272LJHC
Shipping weight is 4.3 pounds. Add the box/bag thing which looks to be less than a pound we will go with 4.5lbs. So $9900 - $58,500.
So per person $.000031 (Falcon Heavy) to $.000183 (Atlas V)
Cost for the Soyuz to bring this to ISS - $53145.72
Per US citizen - $0.000166
https://www.amazon.com/Officially-Licensed-Groucho-Marx-Glasses/dp/B002R7XO3Y
Get these to be extra safe.
i know, i know it!!! they had those:
https://www.amazon.com/Officially-Licensed-Groucho-Marx-Glasses/dp/B002R7XO3Y
best disguise!
Don't forget the trench coat!
And I recommend these glasses personally, to look the least suspicious
You need to buy a pair of these: https://www.amazon.com/Officially-Licensed-Groucho-Marx-Glasses/dp/B002R7XO3Y
That way no one will recognize you when you surf and download stuff on the net.
There was an extra "https://" in your link. Here's a working one.
Read the reviews for this product if you don't know
The reviews for this lobster mascot costume are pretty awesome.
ETA: I can't believe I forgot about The Daddle
I'm packing for college! That's doing something! Right?
BRING OUT THE DANCING LOBSTERS
pickleweasel
Lobsters? This may be a necessity!
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Get yourself some of these bad boys
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004SSVMP2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_co1IDbERC0KRM
This will arrive today
Amazon is full of these, with same day delivery, in case this is too clownish.
Try this: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004SSVMP2
https://www.amazon.com/Windy-City-Novelties-19908-Umbrella/dp/B004SSVMP2
Cooling towels work better than i thought they would. Take an extra gallon of ice water just to throw all over myself. I hate the heat, but not much else you can do. Ill take an extra comfort stop in some AC if I have to.
Umberlla Hat
Picture of me and my baby puppy, Lottie!!
that was easy!!
Thanks for the contest!! :D
EDIT:: The price on that unicorn mask has been fluctuating like crazy lately, so if it happens to shoot up above $20 by the end of the contest, I'd love to have this tie for my other doggy!! :D
I'm a fan of the unicorn mask.
http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12283-Magical-Unicorn-Mask/dp/B0070QMUFA/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pdT1_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&coliid=I12GS7GDWMJ1HZ&colid=CV8STVY8JVNZ
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0070QMUFA/?tag=047-20
This and this
Although this may be breaking the rules because i NEED it!
[This Unicorn Mask.] (http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12283-Magical-Unicorn-Mask/dp/B0070QMUFA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1343702285&sr=8-1&keywords=unicorn+mask)
Congrats on 50 gifts! That's awesome!
The craziest thing on my wishlist is this magical unicorn mask!
Those are absolutely adorable bookmarks! Thank you very much for hosting :) Although I have a love for the cat bookmarks, I really like #6 for some reason!
This looks like a lot of fun, but this would be more fun
Ahem: I wake up and piss excellence and have Unicorn milk on my Cheerios... These are the rest of the photos from that day! More than the minimum two!
AND HERE IS AN EPIC ITEM ON MY WL THAT IS OH SO APPROPRIATE!
Also this
http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12293-Squirrel-Mask/dp/B0070QMUN2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1345166705&sr=8-1&keywords=squirrel+mask
Everyone would benefit from wandering around and wearing this all day.
youre welcome
It'll work but you're gonna need to accessorize well with something like this
Well there's this one... http://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Costume-Co-Three-Fourth-Multi-Colored/dp/B0073E5308/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1345514775&sr=8-1&keywords=bane+mask
I guess you didn't try Amazon or Ebay.
Not recommending these or anything, I am just saying that they are Bane masks that you can buy.
Here: http://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Costume-Co-Three-Fourth-Multi-Colored/dp/B0073E5308/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1343309831&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=bane+masl
Not the best quality, but I'm not willing to pay four-hundred for film-grade.
https://www.amazon.com/Mustache-Bushy-Eyebrows-Glasses-Plastic/dp/B007JY57D0
-Purchase these.
-Packers.com reports the signing of Aron Rodgers.
-Give them to Aaron Rodgers.
-Totallyfoolseverybody.jpeg
-Packers go undefeated until Dec. 17th and Aaron Rodgers comes back from IR.
-Packers make playoffs and go to Super Bowl.
-r/nfl commits mass suicide.
-Vikings, Bears, Lions franchises fold up shop.
-mfw
You can by premade bits like that. here's the one I have saved but it's chrome. If you can find a clear one, punished props has a video showing how you boil it with fabric dye to add a tint.
You could get something like this
https://www.etsy.com/listing/693287601/blank-featureless-mask?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_b-accessories-costume_accessories-masks_and_prosthetics-masks&utm_custom1=_kenshoo_clickid_&utm_content=go_304498955_40319409302_196666015397_aud-301856855998:pla-316241687664_m__693287601&gclid=Cj0KCQjwla7nBRDxARIsADll0kCAAreso1g0FvF1SXGOfJxUda-iGvArt9XEBXyUDn-rFJKJF43uDecaAgOdEALw_wcB
And fill the eye holes with something like this so that you can see.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01DYSVS0A/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_4vb7Cb6HBPSKP
Then just use some foam and soldering wire for the rest. And paint of course
If you don't care about being able to see, you should be able to find just a blank slate mask out there somewhere
Maybe like this one but just paint it white https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007S016WQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_aAb7CbVHD6SS1
So my mask was probably the biggest nightmare of the costume. Because I don't have access to a vacuum former I was having a hard time getting the shape right. I ended up buying a plastic mask off Amazon and airbrushing it with purple glass paint. I then inserted the mask into the helmet I had built out of EVA foam and cut it down to the right size and shape. I also tried colored tinting for automobile windows and had pretty good luck but they just don't make them in the right color of purple for Tali so I went the air brush route instead. Here is the link to the plastic mask (Disguise Costumes No Face Chrome Mask, Adult https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007S016WQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_YeZPzbWKG3469) let me know if you have any other questions! Although I respond on Facebook much faster than Reddit (https://www.facebook.com/duoqcosplay/)
Perhaps, you can use this mask with a white balaclava.
here it is
fancy if i win i would give those to my mom :)
Without hesitation, I provide to you Bear Jacket
also g-unit
Welcome to reddit This is a place where the boring becomes interesting to someone and people of all kinds come to share interests in everything.
Have you ever felt a primal need to build a sword? check out /r/blacksmithing! Does your grandma need a new scarf /r/knitting might be your thing. Looking for something a little more lower brow then maybe the NSFW subreddits are for you. Wondering why things go bang then maybe check out /r/science
If your interested in it there is probably someone else on here that has that interest. Check out /r/askreddit thats always interesting.
On reddit you can be anyone you want. There are people who have 5 different accounts and some of them are really funny. We have reddit "celebrities" like /u/unidan who is an honest to god scientist!
Reddit is a place to learn, explore, laugh, cry (seriously stay away from the subreddit "spacedicks" you will thank me... no its not images of dicks in space) and share. You will be down voted and you will struggle to get up votes. Don't stress it and ignore trolls :)
I reccomend you continue with your CBT as it will help you longterm. Everything matters now! You have a hole in you and you need to fill it!
Whats your favourite food? You should order some and eat it! Whens your birthday? You should hop on amazon and find what your buying yourself for your birthday! I bet you could use a horse mask to freak out people on Facebook and on the train to work.
This journey your on isn't easy but i promise there is hope and there are people to help you along the way (even complete strangers)
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Just get this and find a very 80's sweater at the Goodwill and you're golden!
http://www.amazon.com/Novelty-Latex-Horse-Gangnam-Style/dp/B009PJV6KK/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1412012981&sr=8-4&keywords=horse+head
You should get your little girl smoe more toys
And you should get this strange little girl a mask
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This For clarification on relation of #2
4. I think it counts :D
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9. I'd consider it a tool, buut some may not.
10. This was the best as a kid. Still is xD
12. I game a lot
13. Best i could come up with
14. Some may call it unnatural...
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17. Gotta have em all :P
18. Jelly beans! :D
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This will clarify #19
20. This most definitely :P
Bonus:
Happy happy cake day! Make it rock.. you only get one a year... :P
By the way, of few of those say they were added August 3rd, but it was honestly at like 2 in the morning before I went to bed, so I thought they were added yesterday.
https://www.amazon.com/Leegoal-Novelty-Latex-Horse-Gangnam/dp/B009PJV6KK/
Yeah the mask was tricky. I found mine through Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/HMS-Rooster-Mask-Faux-White/dp/B00EO8TSCU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1488128945&sr=8-1&keywords=for+rooster+mask
Hello! Terribly sorry that, I'm five days late for this.
Anyway the mask that's used in that reference photo you linked is likely a modified version of this mask right here, or at least something similar: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00EO8TSCU/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8
I'm actually in the progress of a Jacket cosplay as so I'm not too sure what the best method for the mask would be. What I'd suggest doing is painting the eyes on the mask black, and highlighting some of the other facial features on the mask so it stands out more. A few people have recommended using an airbrush to give it a dirty appearance too. Hopefully this helped a bit. Good luck on your cosplay!
Here is the mobile version of your link
I believe it's this great helmet (or maybe this one). They're really nice, especially for the price; I just wish Disguise made a Halo 3-style Mark VI helmet, since I'm not a fan of the newer armor style.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00T43RK2A/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?qid=1452310107&sr=8-2&pi=SY200_QL40&keywords=halo+helmet&dpPl=1&dpID=41SNcFwN5CL&ref=plSrch
Source
The costume on amazon.
Looks like amazon has some now
Make sure the size is right though.
it’s a bit pricy, but worth it
i have a trex costume but instead of using batteries, i want to use my external battery. what should i do?
If you're into roleplaying:
https://www.amazon.com/Jurassic-World-Inflatable-T-Rex-Costume/dp/B00TO6E0T8/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1492521319&sr=8-3&keywords=t-rex+costume
am gasit asta si zice
>This item ships to Romania.
>Ships from and sold by Amazon.com. Gift-wrap available.
de unde dracu vine? din state? trebuie sa platesc vama si nebunii de alea? pe langa ca ma astept sa fie transportul jumate din valoare
That's what Amazon is for.
Now I have the mental image of Eddie Murphy in one of these inflatable T-Rex costumes
The hint is in the image's url: http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/inflatable-t-rex-costume; although note that the price on the site is wrong. It's currently $120 at Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00TO6E0T8/).
https://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Adult-Jurassic-Inflatable-Costume/dp/B00TO6E0T8/ref=sr_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=trex+costume&qid=1572182866&sr=8-3
Amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00TO6E0T8/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
I got one with a "damaged" package for $45
We bought them on Amazon: Adult Size T Rex Costume
I got mine from here http://www.amazon.co.uk/Rubber-Overhead-Masks-Horse-Mask/dp/B000VO767K/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1343248575&sr=8-1
Can't tell if serious or not.
I could replicate this entire costume for about $150. There's no problem with that, but I think that's hilarious.
Didn't realize the history of the character and that was cool to read up on. I also didn't realize the state of Phoenix basketball was so dire people people had to rally around the mascot rather than the team.
A nice umbrella always looks good with business attire. This is the one I use.
http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12283-Magical-Unicorn-Mask/dp/B0070QMUFA
Doing a quick search, the shipping weight of a gorilla suit on Amazon.com is 4.3 pounds, but for the ease of calculations, let's round up to 4.4 pounds (2 kilograms). The next US based rocket to go to the ISS is the Orbital ATK's Cygnus cargo delivery on October 9th, 2016, which uses the Antares rocket to delivery cargo. The cost per kilogram for the Antares rocket is $95,000 USD.
The bottom line is that it cost $190k USD to get that gorilla suit into space.
How long before we can get a space elevator?
https://i.imgur.com/ksGeHSW.jpg
https://imgur.com/UA4zfQb
https://i.imgur.com/19T8llx.jpg
AND FOR MY FINAL ACT:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002SFF1HW/
so according to http://www.techinsider.io/spacex-rocket-cargo-price-by-weight-2016-6, it cost about $10,000 to send up 1 pound of stuff to space.
https://www.amazon.com/California-Costumes-Adult-Gorilla-Costume/dp/B00272LJHC has a gorilla outfit. The shipping weight is 4.3 pounds. Let's just assume more than half of that is the box and other shipping stuff.
Leaving 2 pounds left, to make this one video and to send up a gorilla outfit cost about $20,000
How you doin?
That's one expensive gorilla suit. Using some estimations on costs to lift mass to low earth orbit:
http://space.stackexchange.com/questions/1989/what-is-the-current-cost-per-pound-to-send-something-into-leo
($2.2k - $13.2k), and using the shipping weight of a sample gorilla suit on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/California-Costumes-Adult-Gorilla-Costume/dp/B00272LJHC
(4.3 lbs) it cost somewhere around $9.5k-$56.8k to put that suit on the space station.
Is this the best way to be spending our tax dollars?