Best perfumes & fragrances according to redditors

I had a boyfriend who wore Acqua Di Gio and I always thought he smelled awesome.

Yves Saint Laurent La Nuit de L'homme

go find it and you'll love it.

Dope-ass Cologne: Diptyque L'Eau de Neroli

Dope-ass Cologne on a budget: Nautica Voyage

Both get me TONS of compliments.

Alright neckbeards, time to learn how to get the girl courtesy of /u/MibitGoHan.

1. Shave that goddamned neckbeard off. I'm serious. Just get rid of it, it ain't cute bitch. Get some shaving cream and a good fucking razor. Don't use the same fucking one you shaved your balls with 4 years ago. Get a new, good one. The more money you spend, the better.
   
   
2. Take a motherfucking shower. That's right, that's the rain machine that's next to the shithole you watch anime on. Get all 500lb of your greasy ass in that shower, turn that shit on, and for the love of god, use soap. Sulfate free shampoo is good too, but not every time you pleb. During this shower, you can also shave, you monkey.
   
   
3. Git gud clothing. Don't fucking walk around like this. Throw away the fedora, lose the flasher trench coat, and jesus christ don't walk around with gloves like some deranged person. Buy a nice button-down shirt, long sleeve if you're fat af, short sleeve if not, make sure it hugs close to the body, you're not going for the minimum wage slave look. Tailored pants or slim-cut jeans (Levi's 511's for example) will make the bitches crawl.
   
   
4. Wear deodorant and cologne. This is NOT a replacement for a shower you sick fuck. Take the shower first, apply deodorant BEFORE putting your shirt on and wait 5 minutes for it to dry. Don't fucking give yourself stains on your nice new clothing, it makes you look like the child you are. Spray your cologne in a cloud and then walk through it. DO NOT USE AXE JESUS. Get some good cologne, I recommend Lacoste Blanc cause it makes the bitches grease up their fish cunts. AGAIN DO NOT USE AXE YOU IDIOT. Your waifu would not approve.
   
   
5. Learn how to talk to people who aren't fucking weebs. Don't bring up anime at all. I don't give a fuck if there's a chance she is into anime. LET HER BRING IT UP. If you decide to go on about your various waifus and how much they mean to you, I almost guarantee she will mace you, call the police, and then fuck your brother. Guaranteed. Don't fucking do it. Instead, ask about shit she likes, and fucking listen to her. Bitches love when people listen. Also, try to be charming. If you got jokes, say jokes bitch. NOT ABOUT ANIME THO.
   
   
6. If you actually manage to take a girl home, DO NOT ASK HER TO HAVE SEX. I SWEAR. Don't just jump at the chance if you see it. Be as indirect as possible and try to pick up on her signals. If it seems like she's interested, and you take her to your place, ask her if she'd like some coffee or tea. Don't be like "DAE LETS FUCK". Let things progress naturally and you'll find yourself knee deep in hot asian pussy. Try not to cum in 3 seconds and you'll be fine.
   
   
   I hope this has taught you a thing or two, and I look forward to hearing about you being arrested for rape or assault or some shit in the news.
   
   -/u/MibitGoHan
   
   

This is a thing.

Clearly you have yet to become acquainted with George Takei's signature scent.

They obviously have some issues getting women, so alright neck-beards, time to learn how to get the girl courtesy of /u/Tia00017

1. Shave that goddamned neckbeard off. I'm serious. Just get rid of it, it ain't cute bitch. Get some shaving cream and a good fucking razor. Don't use the same fucking one you shaved your balls with 4 years ago. Get a new, good one. The more money you spend, the better.
   
   
2. Take a motherfucking shower. That's right, that's the rain machine that's next to the shithole you watch anime on. Get all 500lb of your greasy ass in that shower, turn that shit on, and for the love of god, use soap. Sulfate free shampoo is good too, but not every time you pleb. During this shower, you can also shave, you monkey.
   
   
3. Git gud clothing. Don't fucking walk around like this. Throw away the fedora, lose the flasher trench coat, and jesus christ don't walk around with gloves like some deranged person. Buy a nice button-down shirt, long sleeve if you're fat af, short sleeve if not, make sure it hugs close to the body, you're not going for the minimum wage slave look. Tailored pants or slim-cut jeans (Levi's 511's for example) will make the bitches crawl.
   
   
4. Wear deodorant and cologne. This is NOT a replacement for a shower you sick fuck. Take the shower first, apply deodorant BEFORE putting your shirt on and wait 5 minutes for it to dry. Don't fucking give yourself stains on your nice new clothing, it makes you look like the child you are. Spray your cologne in a cloud and then walk through it. DO NOT USE AXE JESUS. Get some good cologne, I recommend Lacoste Blanc cause it makes the bitches grease up their fish cunts. AGAIN DO NOT USE AXE YOU IDIOT. Your waifu would not approve.
   
   
5. Learn how to talk to people who aren't fucking weebs. Don't bring up anime at all. I don't give a fuck if there's a chance she is into anime. LET HER BRING IT UP. If you decide to go on about your various waifus and how much they mean to you, I almost guarantee she will mace you, call the police, and then fuck your brother. Guaranteed. Don't fucking do it. Instead, ask about shit she likes, and fucking listen to her. Bitches love when people listen. Also, try to be charming. If you got jokes, say jokes bitch. NOT ABOUT ANIME THO.
   
   
6. If you actually manage to take a girl home, DO NOT ASK HER TO HAVE SEX. I SWEAR. Don't just jump at the chance if you see it. Be as indirect as possible and try to pick up on her signals. If it seems like she's interested, and you take her to your place, ask her if she'd like some coffee or tea. Don't be like "DAE LETS FUCK". Let things progress naturally and you'll find yourself knee deep in pussy. Try not to cum in 3 seconds, don't force her, and you'll be fine
   
   
   I hope this has taught you a thing or two, and I look forward to not hearing about you being arrested for rape or assault or some shit in the news if you follow my instructions.
   
   -/u/Tia00017
   

You mean this shit?

Alright neckbeards, time to learn how to get the girl courtesy of /u/MibitGoHan.

1. Shave that goddamned neckbeard off. I'm serious. Just get rid of it, it ain't cute bitch. Get some shaving cream and a good fucking razor. Don't use the same fucking one you shaved your balls with 4 years ago. Get a new, good one. The more money you spend, the better.
   
   
2. Take a motherfucking shower. That's right, that's the rain machine that's next to the shithole you watch anime on. Get all 500lb of your greasy ass in that shower, turn that shit on, and for the love of god, use soap. Sulfate free shampoo is good too, but not every time you pleb. During this shower, you can also shave, you monkey.
   
   
3. Git gud clothing. Don't fucking walk around like this. Throw away the fedora, lose the flasher trench coat, and jesus christ don't walk around with gloves like some deranged person. Buy a nice button-down shirt, long sleeve if you're fat af, short sleeve if not, make sure it hugs close to the body, you're not going for the minimum wage slave look. Tailored pants or slim-cut jeans (Levi's 511's for example) will make the bitches crawl.
   
   
4. Wear deodorant and cologne. This is NOT a replacement for a shower you sick fuck. Take the shower first, apply deodorant BEFORE putting your shirt on and wait 5 minutes for it to dry. Don't fucking give yourself stains on your nice new clothing, it makes you look like the child you are. Spray your cologne in a cloud and then walk through it. DO NOT USE AXE JESUS. Get some good cologne, I recommend Lacoste Blanc cause it makes the bitches grease up their fish cunts. AGAIN DO NOT USE AXE YOU IDIOT. Your waifu would not approve.
   
   
5. Learn how to talk to people who aren't fucking weebs. Don't bring up anime at all. I don't give a fuck if there's a chance she is into anime. LET HER BRING IT UP. If you decide to go on about your various waifus and how much they mean to you, I almost guarantee she will mace you, call the police, and then fuck your brother. Guaranteed. Don't fucking do it. Instead, ask about shit she likes, and fucking listen to her. Bitches love when people listen. Also, try to be charming. If you got jokes, say jokes bitch. NOT ABOUT ANIME THO.
   
   
6. If you actually manage to take a girl home, DO NOT ASK HER TO HAVE SEX. I SWEAR. Don't just jump at the chance if you see it. Be as indirect as possible and try to pick up on her signals. If it seems like she's interested, and you take her to your place, ask her if she'd like some coffee or tea. Don't be like "DAE LETS FUCK". Let things progress naturally and you'll find yourself knee deep in hot asian pussy. Try not to cum in 3 seconds and you'll be fine.
   
   
   I hope this has taught you a thing or two, and I look forward to hearing about you being arrested for rape or assault or some shit in the news.
   
   -/u/MibitGoHan
   
   ___
   
   Credit to /u/MibetGoHan

it's a threshold thing.

don't be fat.
don't be real skinny.
don't dress like shit.
don't have a shitty haircut.

optimize what you can. yes i have an advantage being tall but guys can't change that. what they can change is having a better physique, better style/clothes, a better haircut, and taking care of their hygiene. While hygiene is not directly "looks", if you aren't showering regularly and brushing your teeth regularly, that's going to have negative impact on your interactions. Guys should also be wearing cologne. I currently wear Nautica Voyage. I put on cologne every time before going out to do game, before having a date, and before hanging out with a fuckbuddy.

so, to answer your question. looks matter of course but just optimize what you can and then forget about it. don't let being short or ethnic get in your head and fuck everything up.

https://www.amazon.com/Mambo-Liz-Claiborne-Cologne-3-4-Ounce/dp/B0009OAHOQ/ref=cm_cr_othr_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

Lol. Check out the reviews. It's either 5 or 1 stars (with some minor 2-4s), yet, even though the 1's outnumber the 5's, it's still a 5-star-rated product.

That stuff is too expensive to waste on a burn.

Good luck Mr. Fine. I wonder if folks would rather use EDTs from well established houses as an aftershave at that price.

Cool Water by Davidoff 125ml EDT - $25.31

Drakkar by Guy Laroche 100ml EDT - $22.49

Talc has been basically completely phased out of these products in favor of corn starch. I powder my underpants zone every morning with this powder. It's the best I've found and is mostly just corn starch, aloe, and moisturizers.

http://www.amazon.com/Eau-My-1-7-oz-Cologne-Spray/dp/B00GS83884

The Amazon Q&A is fantastic.

>Is this Donald Trump's favorite scent on Ivanka?


>Answer: Inappropriate and offensive question!

A decent starter. You can find it at most department stores to try.

Haha, Florida water: http://www.amazon.com/Florida-Water-7-5-FL-OZ/dp/B001JKN0HK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1394821133&sr=8-1&keywords=florida+water

Good summertime scent.

Terre D'Hermes smells killer. Great citrusy frag for S/S.

This is a partially subjective question. But I tend to have reserved tastes. So heres goes.

Nautica, you can never go wrong with this one, its a best seller for a reson

[Mont Blanc, I suggest you read the reviews first. But it's recommended] (http://www.amazon.com/Blanc-Individuel-Toilette-Spray-Ounces/dp/B000C1W032/ref=pd_sim_bt_23)

Hope that helps! :)

For anybody looking for scent recommendations I'd suggest 360 Red by Perry Ellis, I feel sexy wearing it. I've heard people say it smells like an improved version of Acqua di Gio by Giorgio Aramni (I've never used that so idk about that though). Also Voyage by Nautica, it's a light clean summer/spring scent, I think it would be better suited for a picnic or something during the day than an evening dinner in a suit.

Alright, so. From my experience, chicks dig my Gucci perfume. My personal favorites are Armani Ice Code and Versace Eros. Lastly, another great one is Armani's Acqua Di Gio. All last for a long ass time and the smell is great.


Edit: All of these smell relatively sweet, not musky. If that makes sense lol.

Some more suggestions

Tech Backpack Targus TBB013EU EcoSpruce Backpack for Laptops - 15-15.6 Inches, Black https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B006E0WB2K/ref=cm_sw_r_other_awd_-Hg-wbREZ8E3F

8 plug extension with surge protection 8 Way Individually Switched Surge Protected Black Extension Socket with 2 Metre Lead https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007WCPLF8/ref=cm_sw_r_other_awd_yJg-wb0WE3V1P


NEXCURIO 60W 6-Port USB Charger [Qualcomm Quick Charge 2.0] Deskt... http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B019N0ZGEC/ref=cm_sw_r_other_udp_awd_vKg-wb0SK6VJX

Perry Ellis 360 Red Eau de Toilette for Men 100 ml https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000C1W38O/ref=cm_sw_r_other_awd_wLg-wbCVE93EM

SanDisk Extreme 32 GB Flash Drive USB 3.0 up to 245 MB/s FFP https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0095SIH2Q/ref=cm_sw_r_other_awd_aMg-wb19FC0TT


SanDisk SDDD2-032G-FFP Ultra Dual USB Flash Drive, USB 3.0, 32 GB https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B010Q58J7E/ref=cm_sw_r_other_awd_aNg-wb5V5MK6Y


LE® Dimmable LED Desk Lamp, 7-Level Brightness,8W, Touch Sensitive Control, Eye-care Folding Table Lamps, Reading Lamps, Bedroom Lamps https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00MHTNZQ8/ref=cm_sw_r_other_awd_CNg-wbVE3HZAF

$60? So where does that fit in the price ranges of frangrances? Is that a good deal?

George Takei has a fragrance called Eau My. It has a clean, fresh scent. I really like it.

Mambo Amazon reviews
The only thing better than all these reviews are the people who don't understand what's going on and why it's so highly rated.

Sure! So we're looking for something casual but classy for cooler weather and frrrrrigid winters, all-purpose wear, youthful but not immature, and most importantly, affordable.

Burberry Brit is a very good start. Burberry London might be worth a shot, too. It's sweeter and richer than Brit, trading vanilla powder for sweet, dark woods. A great fall/winter scent.

Tommy Bahama Men (the old one in the kidney-shaped bottle, not the new fruity one in the flask-shaped bottle, Tommy Bahama FOR Men). It's peppery and woody and warm, unsweet, very manly. Similar to Brit except lacking the rose/powder notes.

Versace The Dreamer - give this one a full wear before you rule it out. At first spray it smells odd, almost like rotting pine needles and burning plastic, herbal and spicy and weird. But after a half hour or so those notes fade and work to give a kick to a gorgeous tobacco, floral, and dry vanilla bean heart. Utterly masculine, but not macho or brutish like some stuff.

Bulgari Pour Homme: a slightly musty tea scent with classy florals. Fascinating and unique without being off-putting or out-there.

John Varvatos Platinum - another nice woody that works great in cool weather with a business casual attire. Dark and semi-sweet sandalwood. I am a fan of the entire Varvatos line and his nose of choice, Rodrigo Flores-Roux. They make fragrances that are simultaneously modern and classic, classy but not dated or stodgy. Also try John Varvatos, John Varvatos Vintage, and John Varvatos Artisan Acqua.

Prada Amber Pour Homme Intense - Woody-creamy and a bit red-spicy, it's a really nice designer fragrance. The skin-saltiness of myrrh and labdanum carries a soapy vanilla/amber/floral heart. As with most of the Prada line, it's a bit abstract and chemical-y but in a good way.

As always try before you buy. I'm making some assumptions about your style and taste recommending these.

Go to Sephora and try these two out
https://www.amazon.com/Acqua-Giorgio-Armani-Toilette-Ounces/dp/B000E7YK5K

https://www.amazon.com/Leau-Issey-Miyake-Toilette-Spray/dp/B000XEAZ9Y/ref=sr_1_46_s_it?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1473124073&sr=1-46

Thallium is nice, about $15.

Quorum is under $15 usually.

It's $27, but Euphoria Men Intense is a really nice frag.

Shower in a can for adults

I'm also a fan of the new YSL L'Homme Libre

If all you can do is under $30 then here’s a recommendation (that montblanc can’t hold a garbage-chemical lit fire to)

Recommendation #1: clone of Creed Aventus
Armaf Club de Nuit Intense Man

https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Armaf/Club-de-Nuit-Intense-Man-34696.html

https://www.amazon.com/Armaf-Club-Nuit-Intense-Man/dp/B00M3IFUMK


Recommendation #2: Clone of Creed Green Irish Tweed

https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Armaf/Tres-Nuit-27711.html

https://www.fragrancenet.com/cologne/armaf/armaf-tres-nuit/edt#303982


If you want to get your boyfriend a fantastic. Fragrance that’s natural, deep, complex, unique: check out the fragrance house: Amouage. You can buy them on fragrancenet for a deep discount but they’re good enough to warrant their MSRP.

Like this stuff? No thanks.

http://www.amazon.com/Cuba-Variety-Cologne-Orange-Ounces/dp/B000C1UDPO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1373754317&sr=8-1&keywords=cuban+cigars

LOL, he thought he bought 4 cuban cigars off amazon for 12 dollars.

My daily go-to lately has been Nautica Voyage. It has a nice clean scent and just smells nice without being overbearing or anything. It's also very affordable compared to a lot of other colognes out there.

This is great advice. I think my best bet really would be to go out and do some on-site research. Although, I did find this: 3.4oz Nautica Voyage $58 $15.63+shipping

Edit: After reading the reviews on Amazon, turns out it is indeed a counterfeit.

This has gotten the best reaction from women for me:

http://www.amazon.com/Nautica-Voyage-Men-Toilette-Spray/dp/B000P22TIY

Terre D'Hermes is one of my favorite summer colognes.

Nautica is on amazon for $13.

It's pretty good.

So I was in the same boat as you a few months ago, and looked for help on the /r/wicked_edge discord server.

I initially asked for that scent at a cheaper price because there was no way I was going to shell out 350+ for a bottle of cologne.
A user there pointed me to this bottle, has he owned both and could not tell the difference between the two scents.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00M3IFUMK/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o05_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

hope this helps.

Quick edit: I bought it and can verify it smells like it - I was initially looking as I love the executive man scents from stirling soap company & found it was made based off of the creed aventus.

I have had multiple people (men and women) ask about my cologne, specifically asking what brand, where to buy it... etc.

I would recommend this bottle to anyone.

Another edit: If you're looking to just see what it smells like, here is a product from stirling soaps that smells like the cologne.

https://www.stirlingsoap.com/products/executive-man-bath

Aw yes. I have Cuba Black, Orange, Blue, and Red. (I had Gold and I have no idea what happened to it... grump). You can get a set of four for ten dollars, and if you don't like them on you, you can always use them as room sprays or something. I'm big into all of them. Black and Red are definitely winter scents, though.

Physically clean with Florida Water. Psychically clean with Vesta Powder. Use the Vesta powder thus.

Nautica Voyage. Fantastic fragrance, if you haven't tried it I think you'll love it. Cheap to try too... less than $20 on Amazon for 3.4oz. Definitely buy it.

EDIT: You might also like Mont Blanc Presence Cool.

And even though it's not as well respected as many other fragrance brands, Curve Wave is very salty smelling to me.

I've been using L'Eau Bleu by Issey Miyake since forever and really like it. I also like the one from Jean-Paul Gaultier that comes in a bottle shaped like a torso, but I can't remember the name.

Edit: Found it. Le Male.

Set phasers to stunning...

This is the exact one I use. I've had a travel size one in my purse for so long, and I've only had to replace it once. Talcum powder is basically the same thing, but for whatever reason (I've heard allergies?) people are against using it so everyone's switching to something else. I don't know. It's all the same.

Ya, but there are plenty of great fragrances under $50: Kenneth Cole Black, $30 | Grey Flannel, $20 | Nautica Voyage, $20

Just to name a few. There are plenty more (and the Black is a personal favorite).

Aqua Di Gio

I was about to say. Their 2.0 oz of Yves Saint Laurent comes to about $35 after the coupon, which is the same as on Amazon.

Actually...

I'm not sure TDH is what OP would be looking for however. While it does remind me of a forest and wood, there is a hint of sweetness brought in as well. Sample it at Nordstroms or Sephora first, then make your call OP.

This one but they don't make it anymore

I was looking into fragrances (I know the weekly thread was just recent, but wasn't able to ask there) and have only seen good things about the Nautica Voyage scent, I was wondering if this is a good F/W scent or more of a summer scent. If its more of a summer scent, is there any good frugal scents for F/W you'd recommend?

Perry Ellis 360 Red Eau de Toilette for Men 100 ml https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000C1W38O/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_Fv9yzbVN6HTR6

Right above the pic of the perfume.... it says #1 Best Seller...
Every time these hateful liberals try to boycott and spew their hate, it backfires on them!
https://www.amazon.com/Ivanka-Trump-Parfum-Spray-Women/dp/B00CJI9250/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1487360371&sr=8-2&keywords=Ivanka%2BTrump&th=1

What kind of notes are you looking for in a scent? What price point? I like Terre D'Hermes by Hermes for Men. It has nice spice and notes for those late summer evenings. https://smile.amazon.com/Terre-DHermes-Hermes-Men-Ounce/dp/B000JLEZW4/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1496810166&sr=8-2&keywords=terre%2Bd%27hermes&th=1

• Dating for Dummies
  
• Adjustable dumbbells
  
• Rogaine
  
• Mambo Cologne by Liz Claiborne, Ronnie Mund approved.

I got it from Amazon:
Armaf Club de Nuit Intense Man

Looks like the price has gone up a few dollars ($30 now instead of $25) but it's still dirt cheap as far as frags go. The price fluctuates for some reason, not sure why.

well after a lame google search i found these HAHA. most i could find on amazon...

http://www.amazon.com/Cuba-Variety-Set-4-Orange-Ounces/dp/B000C1UDPO/ref=br_lf_m_1000936981_1_1_ttl?ie=UTF8&s=beauty&pf_rd_p=1988734742&pf_rd_s=center-4&pf_rd_t=1401&pf_rd_i=1000936981&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=0EANBWZ7RR4KT82CCFNS

try Le Male by Jean Paul Guiltier

http://www.amazon.com/Jean-Paul-Gaultier-Toilette-Spray/dp/B001BAG38G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1418744332&sr=8-1&keywords=le+male+jean+paul+gaultier+for+men&pebp=1418744371786

http://www.amazon.com/Eau-My-1-7-oz-Cologne-Spray/dp/B00GS83884

Trump Success Eau de Toilette Spray for Men, 3.4 Fluid Ounce https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007OYXCTQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_bwVpybXMFB5NJ

https://www.amazon.com/Sex-Panther-Cologne-Spray-Men/dp/B002R0GN9S/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?keywords=tru+fragrance+sex+panther&linkCode=ll2&qid=1570124351&s=beauty&sr=1-4

The spray stays wet a bit too long for me. There has to be talc powder somewhere. Maybe amazon like this?

Aqua Di Gio is mah shit. Nice clean, crisp smell. Here's a link to check it out. http://www.amazon.com/Acqua-Giorgio-Armani-Toilette-Ounces/dp/B000E7YK5K

Sex Panther. 60% of the time, it works every time.

You may try some from the house of Armaf like Club De Nuit Intense Man or from the house of Cuba like Variety By Cuba For Men. Both are value for money houses with excellent offerings at lower prices.

Link

What if it's as highly rated as this?

This one makes the girls change their panties.

Smells amazing!

Get you a small ice chest and put some ice, water, and Florida water in it. Soak a rag and keep it around your neck. Florida water is the tits.
https://www.amazon.com/Murray-Lanman-Florida-Water-Ounce/dp/B001JKN0HK

Maybe depends on the type? I use "Gold Bond Ultimate Comfort" and there's no pain whatsoever.

http://www.amazon.com/Gold-Bond-Ultimate-Comfort-10-Ounce/dp/B001G7QJAG

Acqua di Gio is my recommendation. I like it, Colognemasters likes it, a lot of people like it. The biggest complaint people make is that it is too popular, but most good fragrances that you'll be recommended are popular.

If you want some insight into what MFA as a whole likes, here you go. Yves Saint Laurent L'Homme, Chanel Bleu, Dolce and Gabanna The One, and Armani Code are excellent, in my humble opinion.

EDIT: Fixed the messed up links

I second YSL's La Nuit de L'Homme. I picked up a bottle from Amazon a few months ago, and it's pretty much my go-to night fragrance. It's got a spicy/lavender smell to it, and it's a pretty consistent compliment-getter.

Amazon has the scents Empire and Success
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B013UKO2SC/ref=mp_s_a_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1499056405&sr=8-2&keywords=trump+cologne

And for the ladies: Ivanka Trump perfume
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00CJI9250/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1499056720&sr=8-1&keywords=ivanka+trump+cologne

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000C1W38O/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_1?pf_rd_p=1944687562&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B000E7UFS6&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=1F7GSMS5KBREX5KH563J

This has been described as a better smelling version of aqua di gio and I agree. It smells fantastic.

If you find any of those Cuba fragrances they're only like $6 and absolutely worth it. Don't be put off by the tacky presentation (bottles are shaped like 'cuban' cigars). Or grab this 4 pack off Amazon.

Sex Panther Cologne Spray for Men. Clean, Sensual, and Refreshing Juniper and Lavender Musk. Not Made with Bits of Real Panther. Officially Licensed from Anchorman and Anchorman 2 (1.7 oz) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002R0GN9S/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_A-hlDb5PJGKB7

Perry Ellis 360 Red. Pretty good scent for ~$25. Like I said, it's Acqua di Gio with more spice. Pretty good longevity, too.

https://www.amazon.com/Trump-Success-Toilette-Spray-Fluid/dp/B007OYXCTQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1466552125&sr=8-1&keywords=trump+fragrance#customerReviews


The comments....oh my sides

Check out Perry Ellis 360 Red if you're a fan of AdG. It's almost identical scent wise. And lasts longer than AdG on my skin. It's also much less expensive.

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Here you go dude! https://www.amazon.com/Armaf-Club-Nuit-Intense-Man/dp/B00M3IFUMK/ref=sr_1_3?crid=155SXRNHZR1O7&keywords=club+de+nuit+intense+man&qid=1566074599&s=gateway&sprefix=club+de+nuit%2Caps%2C205&sr=8-3

https://www.amazon.com/Sex-Panther-Cologne-Spray-Men/dp/B002R0GN9S?th=1

Here you go

Gold Bond

Nautica Voyage

Awesome. Long lasting. Reasonable price.

I get Polo Black and Ralph Lauren Big Pony #1 I'd go to a fragrance section of a store like Dillard's/Macy's or something and get some whiffs of the Big Pony Collection, they have some good stuff.

You could also check out: Gio or something from the Diesel Collection

Really, what I'd do and what I have done is ask the lady at the counter what she thinks. If she's hot I normally listen but they probably just are saying what ever to sell me shit.

If you're low on cash ("good" cologne is usually $60-$70) just go to American Eagle or Rue 21 if you're around any. Big clothing chains have their own cologne brands and they smell pretty good and around $20

Oh snap, it's real.
http://www.amazon.com/Trump-Success-Toilette-Spray-Fluid/dp/B007OYXCTQ

I think I'm gonna buy it.

http://www.amazon.com/Water-Davidoff-Toilette-Spray-Ounces/dp/B0009OAHC8

This is a good start

Holy fuck, Nautica Voyage is $25 on Amazon? That's hard to refuse.

I’d recommend this as the best clone of Aventus to pair with it.

I have real Aventus and I’d say this gets 90% of the way there for a fraction of the price.

Sauvage is good but you smell it everywhere and people seem to overspray it.

Lol same exact cologne and seasonal usage for me!

Burberry London in the Winter and LaCoste in the summer.

How strange.

By sold directly from Amazon I assume you mean pretty much any item that is prime eligible? For instance would this be fine:

https://www.amazon.com/BURBERRY-London-Men-Eau-Toilette/dp/B00DKMY8JY

Nautica Voyage is my daily wear cologne. I'm regularly getting compliments about it. Amazon carries it for 17.95 for 3.4 oz bottle

Nautica Voyage

Costs $18 on Amazon and it's $80 in the mall. Smells fucking amazing, I have it.

Polo Red or Chanel Blue.

Try the Ferragamo scents too, I like those a lot.

Oh, also idk if they still make it but before YSL became SLP, they had some bomb ass cologne I used to love.
this shit:
https://www.amazon.com/Saint-Laurent-LHomme-Libre-Toilette/dp/B0056Z278M

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Gold-Bond-Ultimate-Powder-Pack/dp/B001G7QJAG/ref=sr_1_5_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1495705838&sr=8-5&keywords=gold+bond+medicated+powder this?

I bought it from an Australian vendor, but it's available on Amazon in the US! http://www.amazon.com/Trump-Success-Toilette-Spray-Fluid/dp/B007OYXCTQ

http://www.amazon.com/Trump-Success-Toilette-Spray-Fluid/dp/B007OYXCTQ

No thanks

Here.

Tons of salty ass 1 star reviews from unverified purchases. Thankfully Amazon only weighs verified purchases which sits at 4.8/5. Stay salty.

Except on Amazon.

Strange. Most of the reviews I just saw don't specify that they bought the bottle shipped and sold from Amazon. When I view this page all the sizes besides the one that says "6.7 Fluid Ounce" are sold by third parties and fulfilled by Amazon, which I wouldn't necessarily trust.

Cool Water may be an exception, but I can vouch for their stock of Tom Ford Noir (EDT), Hanae Mori HiM, Givenchy Pi, Mont Blanc Individuel, 4711, Terre d'Hermes, and La Nuit De L'Homme all being authentic.

https://www.amazon.com/Ivanka-Trump-Parfum-Spray-Women/dp/B00CJI9250/ref=sr_1_1_s_it?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1488224592&sr=1-1&keywords=ivanka%2Btrump%2Bperfume&th=1#customerReviews

Nautica Voyage

Some guy I used to know was obsessed with colognes and he said this got the best reaction from women of the 20+ he owned. $12 a bottle and I women do seem to love it.

https://www.amazon.com/Nautica-Voyage-Men-Toilette-Spray/dp/B000P22TIY

I enjoy Thalium by Yves de Sistelle. Bonus, there's no actual poisonous elemental Thalium inside!

Aqua Di Gio by Armani is amazing and not too expensive.

Tell me about it! Lacoste Cologne is so awesome to wear, but very expensive. Now I can order a bottle for less than fifty!

A good buy is Dolce and Gabbana The One(Eau De Parfum). The projection isn’t the best, but it’s a really good date night fragrance. But if you want a more projection, another really good fragrance is Yves Saint Laurent La Nuit De L’Homme(Eau De Toilette). They’re both good, masculine fragrances and compliment getters and you can wear them almost anywhere at anytime.

The One
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La Nuit De l’Homme

Knock off Creed Aventus

You’re welcome. I get sooooo many compliments.

Armaf Club De Nuit Intense Man EDT Men New in Box, 3.6 Fl Oz

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00M3IFUMK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_Gm4MDbPX24C9W

Jean Paul Gaultier "Le Male" is the best shit ever

Once you start wearing that you'll never stop

Yves Saint Laurent L'Homme Libre

Depending on your budget, I would suggest you few of my favorite.

• Legend Intense by Mont Blanc (I just found out it's way cheaper if you buy it on amazon.ca, 57$/3,4oz
  
  
• Terre d'hermes for men 40$/1,7oz
  
  I wore Legend Intense 3 days/week during my university classes. Good choice, it smells both fresh and class. Base notes (after 2-3 hours) are my favorite.
  
  Terre d'Hermès is my next buy. Perfect for spring/summer. Smells fruity, woody and earthy.
  
  However, I would suggest you to take care. Smell is a refined sense, your preference won't necessarily match his. Before buying, you should think about trying with him, make this a enjoyable experience.
  
  

Anyone thirsty for water? Have some Aqua De Gionta

Nautica Voyage - Smells so good and you get so much for the money

https://smile.amazon.com/Nautica-Voyage-Men-Toilette-Spray/dp/B000P22TIY/ref=pd_nav_hcs_bia_t_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=BVY7671QGQYAFPWTW5GY

http://www.amazon.com/Acqua-Giorgio-Armani-Toilette-Ounces/dp/B000E7YK5K

My personal favorite
Smells good, bro

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http://www.amazon.com/Murray-Lanman-Florida-Water-Ounce/dp/B001JKN0HK

Florida Water. Always Florida Water.

I am pretty sure it's been claimed to have the benefits of any and all, it's basically full of essential waters, and you can sometimes buy it at the dollar tree. Or amazon, whatever you prefer.

http://www.luckymojo.com/catalogue.html

Lucky Mojo is a great go-to for wooey stuff. The woman who runs it also collects / sells things in the same vein of old timey and curio like. Not necessarily woo.

I think you can use that as a starting point and find distributors from there :)

http://www.luckymojo.com/mojocatpharmacy.html

The Chinese healing bit gets me all tingly even thinking of the smells.

No. Fine adds menthol to everything, distorting all the targeted original scents considerably. His simpler stuff, like the AoS Sandalwood knockoff, is least affected by the menthol addition, but his more complex attempts usually stray considerably from the original being duped.

If you want a great soap / balm with a reasonably good TdH imitation, Trismegistus from L&L is pretty close, and if you want a cheap EdT dupe of TdH, this one is decent:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B007211C7A/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Of course, the original is not really all that expensive (less than a new video game), and you may want to support the nose and company that created the excellent scent...

https://www.amazon.com/Terre-DHermes-Hermes-Men-Ounce/dp/B000JLEZW4/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1503405431&sr=8-3&keywords=terre%2Bd%27hermes&th=1

Yves De Sistelle Thallium

I really like Thallium.

This has served me well.

This is absolutely fantastic and my current favorite: https://www.amazon.com/Acqua-Giorgio-Armani-Toilette-Ounces/dp/B000E7YK5K

Baby powder it up, if you don't care about smelling like a baby. Gold Bond ultimate will make you glide too: http://www.amazon.com/Gold-Bond-Ultimate-Comfort-10-Ounce/dp/B001G7QJAG/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

Add in some boxer briefs as well, to hold your junk still. Get a size bigger as the smaller ones will bunch up and get uncomfortable.

Heaven

http://www.amazon.ca/gp/aw/d/B001BAG38G

Liquid @$$ all of the reviews!!! I contemplated this purchase just for the gag factor, but I don't want it near me, lol.

George Takei came out with his own signature cologne, if you weren't aware ;)

Welcome to the 30's :) woo hoo Dirty Thirty!! I just turned 35!! Hope you have an amazing birthday!

Polo blue is for high school kids or old men. If you like eau de toilette get this: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0056Z278M/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1397322927&sr=8-1&pi=SY200_QL40

always get compliments when I wear aqua de gio

Someone was talking about perfumes and cologne yesterday, if you need a cologne, I recommend this.