Best snack crackers according to redditors

amazon link

If I'm to believe /u/Dr_Slizzenstein/ then you are correct. here you can see the same product with 35% DV.

-Flint RFID Wallet
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-iPhone 6+ - on my 2nd screen cuz, you know, children
-Mercedes Key to E350
-Quarktool - im a beta tester
-Orbitkey and bottle opener
-Cevinee brass cylinder pen
-Goldfish

https://www.amazon.com/Gardettos-Special-Request-Roasted-Garlic/dp/B004DIZTMO

I would recommend these Dunkaroos. With shipping you will be paying $8.74 on the single pack you're buying now.

With subscribe and save, this 14-pack comes to only $2.37 per unit with free shipping.

Meat/Protein/Milk:
[Chicken of the Sea Chunk Light Tuna in Water, 3-Ounce Easy Open Cans (Pack of 24)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0012271RA/)

[Starkist Chunk Light Tuna in Water, 5 Ounce (Pack of 10)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001IH8ERA)

[Kirkland Signature chicken breast, packed in water, premium chunk, 6 12.5-ounce cans]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004YPJKBC/)

[Hormel Black Label Fully Cooked Bacon - 72 ct]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F54QG1S)

[Nestle Carnation Instant Nonfat Dry Milk, 25.6-Ounce]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004VITI0K)

Crackers/Snacks:
[Nabisco Original Premium Saltine Crackers Topped with Sea Salt, 3 Pound]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004WN7DNS/)

[Pepperidge Farm Baked Goldfish Crackers - 66oz (4.1 lbs)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001CBCJGE)

[Nabisco Honey Maid Graham Crackers 4-14.4oz Boxes]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001G4LRDI/)

[Snyders Mini Pretzels Tub, 40 Ounce]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005MZQM6O/)

[Stauffer's Original Animal Crackers - 4lb 14oz tub]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001NC8HS6/)

Pasta/Sauce:
[Kraft Blue Box Macaroni & Cheese, 7.25-Ounce Boxes]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0019RLJV2/)

[Barilla Meat Sauce Gemelli Italian Entree, 9 Ounce Microwavable Bowls (Pack of 6)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00B2JRNBM)

[Campbell's SpaghettiOs plus Calcium, 15 Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004GH8IJ8)

[Chef Boyardee Big Beef Ravioli, Overstuffed, 15-Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003XUJ3RK/)

[Chef Boyardee Mini Ravioli, 15-Ounce Units (Pack of 24)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001BCVDXO)

[Chef Boyardee Jumbo Spaghetti and Meatballs, 14.5-Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003XUJ47O/)

[Campbell's Raviolios, 15 Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004GH6X86/)

[Barilla Pasta Sauce Variety Pack, 24 Ounce Jars, 4 Count]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FQGP20Q/)

[Ragu America's Favorite Pasta Sauce Traditional Old World Style Sause 2 Pound 13 Ounce Value Jars (Pack of 3)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003CU5UXC)

[Barilla Spaghetti Pasta, 32 Ounce Boxes (Pack of 6)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00338DSQ4/)

Soup/Chili:
[Campbell's Chunky Classic Chicken Noodle Soup, 15.25 Ounce Microwavable Bowls (Pack of 8)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000V6L2FK/)
-This product has a drop down that has all the other campbell soups in bulk too, just make sure it still says Prime after you've selected.

[Campbell's Chunky Healthy Request Sirloin Burger with Country Vegetables Soup, 18.8 Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0029TJTQG/)

[Campbell's Chunky Creamy Chicken & Dumplings Soup, 18.8 Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0014EW4L4)

[Campbell's Homestyle Healthy Request Mexican-Style Chicken Tortilla Soup, 18.6 Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0014EOVI8/)

[Campbell's Chunky Roadhouse Beef & Bean Chili, 19 Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0014EW4N2)

[Maruchan Ramen Noodle Soup, Chicken Flavor, 3 oz, 36 Packs]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001CUGD9Y)

Bread/Tortillas/Stuffing:
[Stove Top Stuffing - (6) 8 oz. pouches]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004BL6ZJ4)

[Bisquick All Purpose Mix, 80 Ounce]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0028B9ZGE)

[Mestemacher Bread Whole Rye, 17.6-Ounce (Pack of 6)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00472672C/)

[Mestemacher Bread Three Grain, 17.6-Ounce (Pack of 6)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00471YHU2/)

[Jiffy, Corn Muffin Mix, 8.5oz Box (Pack of 6)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006NN0J9A)

[Ortega Flour Tortillas, 14.3 Ounce (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009GGVQFC)

[Ortega Tortillas, Whole Wheat, 16 Ounce (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F9TDJEQ)

Fruit/Veg/Beans:
[Idahoan Mashed Potatoes, Four Cheese, 1.5 Ounce (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00D3J98D0)

[Sun Maid Natural California Raisins, 32-Ounce (Pack of 4)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004UKJS68)

[Libby's Organic Cut Green Beans, 14.5-Ounces Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0040PUGZ0)

[Libby's Organic Sweet Peas, 15-Ounces Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0040Q0TPQ)

[Libby's Organic Whole Kernel Sweet Corn, 15-Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0040PWYVO/)

[Libby's Fruit Mix -chunky In Pear juices Concentrate, 15-Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0040PYG9W/)

[Libby's Organic Dark Red Kidney Beans, 15-Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0040Q0JWO/)

[Libby's Organic Pinto Beans, 15-Ounces Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0040PYXXG/)

[Sylvia's Collard Greens, 14.5 Ounce Packages (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002TXF62S/)

[B&G Foods Ortega Black Beans, 15-Ounce (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005D6E336/)

[Old El Paso Refried Beans, Fat Free, 16-Ounce (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00374W630)

Rice:
[Nishiki Premium Rice, Medium Grain, 15-Pound Bag]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004NRLAVY/)

[Botan Musenmai Calrose Rice, 5-Pound Bags (Pack of 4)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001SAQDT8/)

[Dynasty Jasmine Rice, 20-Pound]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004NRG77Q/)

Breakfast:
[Carnation Breakfast Essentials, Rich Milk Chocolate Powder, 10-Count Envelopes (Pack of 6)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0037YXQMA)

[Quaker Instant Grits Flavor Variety 50 Pack Variety Value Box]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0027INRDA)

[Golden Grill Russet Hashbrown Potatoes(48 servings)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00470NIOO)

[Quaker Instant Oatmeal Packets Variety Pack, 52-Count]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000O9WEY2/)

[Pop-Tarts Toaster Pastries, Frosted Strawberry, 36-Count Box]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003ZXCA2U/)

[Kellogg's Pop-tarts Frosted Toaster Pastries, 24-Strawberries & 24-Brown Sugar Cinnamon-, 86 Ounce]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008QP5LIC/)

[Rice Krispies Toasted Rice Cereal, 18-Ounce Boxes (Pack of 4)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001E6GL66/)

[Quaker Chewy Granola Bar, Variety Pack, 8-Count (Pack of 6)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005ER1AEE)

[Nature Valley Crunchy Granola Bars Oats 'N Honey, 96-Count]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000LTM29M)

[Nutri-Grain-Kellogg's Cereal Bars Variety Pack, 48-Count]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000LTIDR2)

PB&J:
[Peter Pan Creamy Peanut Butter, 40-Ounce Jars (Pack of 3)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00295IGHS)

[Jif Creamy Peanut Butter, 48 Ounce, 2 count]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0094IN7UE)

[Planters Peanut Butter Crunchy, 28 Ounce (Pack of 4)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004R8L712)

[Planters Natural Creamy Peanut Butter, 26.5 Ounce (Pack of 4)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005DDC3JK)

[Nutella Chocolate Hazelnut Spread 35.3oz Jar]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008IGB0QQ)

[Welch's Concord Grape Jelly 2 ~ 32oz Jars]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004TKZ7A0)

Other Stuff:
[Hormel Compleats Meals - VARIETY FLAVORS (6 - 10 Ounce Microwavable Bowls) - Beef Stew, Meatloaf, Roast Beef, Spaghetti, Chicken Alfredo, Turkey & Dressing]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00D5WZUFA)

[Heinz Ketchup, Relish and Mustard Picnic Pack, 3 Bottles]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003XLOOCS)

[Heinz Tomato Ketchup Jug, 114 Ounce]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00112AM2C)

[McCormick Taco Seasoning Mix, 24-Ounce Unit]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003OJ0MU2)

[Tone's Spices Taco Seasoning Traditional Blend for Mexican Dishes - Net Weight 23 oz]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000P00HXA)

Addon items (Free shipping with Prime for orders over $25!)
[Cheerios Cereal, 21 Ounce (Pack of 2)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00L1KPV7U/)

[Honey Nut Cheerios Cereal, 21.6 Ounce (Pack of 2)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KYW1K26)

[Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal, 23.6 Ounce (Pack of 2)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KYW24WQ)

[Raisin Bran Crunch Cereal, 18.2 -Ounce Boxes (Pack of 3)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006W5WAL4)

[Planters Peanuts, Dry Roasted, Lightly Salted (Bonus Pack), 20-Ounce Packages (Pack of 2)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JD8Y2HC)

[Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise, 30oz]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000LQTTVY)

[Kraft Mayonnaise, 30-Ounce Jars (Pack of 2)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003VMW0KC/)

[French's Classic Yellow Squeeze Bottle Mustard 14 oz]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00061EOP0/)

[Heinz Tomato Ketchup, 38 Ounce Bottle]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009GFW8C8)

[Planters Creamy Peanut Butter Jar, Natural, 15 Ounce]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005DDC3JK)

[Domino Premium Pure Cane Granulated Sugar 4lb Bag]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004LAZ8SO)

[Pillsbury Best All Purpose Flour, 5 Pound]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005EOTMA6)

[Morton Iodized Salt 26oz]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0019N87XE)

[Church & Dwight #01110 16oz Arm & Hammer Baking Soda]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001B2W09A)

[Morton's Salt, Mccormick Pepper Pack, 5.25-ounce Shakers]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0005YMEFK)

You can buy them from Amazon!

84 with vanilla frosting, $35.77.
24 pack variety vanilla and chocolate, $19.44 Buy two for free shipping, or toss in a cheap movie/basic essentials. Or buy this.

If you don't already have a food scale for your kitchen, it's definitely a good practice to get into (not only for keto but for general calorie management).

Sometimes you can find these sugar-free additives by DaVinci which are great for coffees.

• Wisconsin Cheese Chips
  
  
• Pork Rinds.......lots of pork rinds

http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2

I'm american, and I've never seen chicken-flavored potato chips. The only chicken-flavored snacks I know of sold in the US are these things, and they don't really taste much like chicken (they're basically just salty little crackers which, if you use your imagination and look really hard at the picture of the chicken on the box, still don't taste like chicken)

Sadly, this is no longer true: https://www.amazon.com/Soylent-Green-Crackers-4-4-Ounce-Pack/dp/B005H5ZOEU

If you aren't going to overclock then why spend $20 more on the unlocked processor? Also, you should buy your snacks in bulk, they're 35% cheaper that way.

Were amazing, or are amazing?

Although there is this...

https://www.amazon.com/Soylent-Green-Crackers-4-4-Ounce-Pack/dp/B005H5ZOEU

I'm sure he meant these

He's won the award for slamming on nerds

You misunderstand /u/rlemon's point. They're saying that the company isn't the one lying because the bags actually say they offer 35% daily recommended value per serving of Vitamin A. You can see this for yourself here:

https://www.amazon.com/Oishi-Pillows-Choco-Filled-Crackers-Party/dp/B07CT59VXF#immersive-view_1562786650362

Note that there are a few subtle differences between the bag in the OP and the bag in the link, namely the position of the nutrition panel and the use of "cal" vs kcal. It's possible that the OP is edited and there was never a bag that actually said 0% DV Vit A. It's possible the company released did actually release bags with 0%, whether deliberately or by mistake. It's impossible to tell, and not really that important, but it's a little disconcerting to see people use this as an example of 'why the FDA sucks' when it's possibly edited, and may not be an American product at all.

You're Welcome

I found Flackers (flaxseed crackers) at my local Whole Foods. 6 crackers are 1 net carb.

I am your God.
orgasm
Also, I ordered some. I taste an ama

I had no idea that they still existed until I was walking through a Wal Mart a couple months ago. I still have one package just sitting in my cabinet that I could never bring myself to eat because then it would be all over until my next trip out to the burbs.

I guess I could always go this route too

https://www.amazon.com/Chicken-Biskit-Original-Crackers-8-Ounce/dp/B000F9XB8O

Seems I was off on my spelling.

Sugary goodness in roo form.

Check out GG Crispbreads. I buy them at Whole Foods. Each cracker has 20 calories and 4g of fiber. I typically eat 6-8 a day. You can top them with pretty much anything and they are easy to travel with. Throw peanut butter or laughing cow in your bag to top them, no fridge needed.


https://www.amazon.com/GG-Scandinavian-Crispbread-3-5-Ounce-Packages/dp/B003G1ZRTY

I love GG Brancrisp12 cal and 2 net carbs per cracker.

Good news.

Found them for you!
https://www.amazon.com/Super-Dickmann-2214075-3-Dickmanns-250g/dp/B004KSGVEW/ref=lp_13635665011_1_1_a_it?srs=13635665011&ie=UTF8&qid=1491778382&sr=8-1

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00URCF2B8/ref=pd_aw_sim_325_3?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=1CSM93CF9VQ82YPWPFHZ&dpPl=1&dpID=517gHjNgHCL

You might like Flackers. http://smile.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0078DQ7PE

My fav 2 for work snacks/when I don't have time to eat but am hungry are:
Just the cheese: https://www.amazon.com/Just-Cheese-Classic-Cheddar-0-5-Ounce/dp/B000EML7DS/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1484166375&sr=8-1&keywords=just+the+cheese

Almonds: https://www.amazon.com/Madi-Ks-Almonds-Natural-Nonpareil/dp/B00SUQCHSY/ref=sr_1_6_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1484166451&sr=8-6&keywords=100+calorie+almonds

Amazon link

someone tell Mommy Tina that they DO sell the rye chips by themselves!

https://www.amazon.com/Gardettos-Special-Request-Roasted-Garlic/dp/B004DIZTMO/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1469644865&sr=8-2&keywords=gardetto%27s

Has anyone tried the Just the Cheese Mini Round Snacks? They look great and come in 7 different flavors, but I can't find a way to not have to order 16 bags of them. It would be totally worth it, though, if I could get an assorted pack.

They could have been hexagons, I'm not 100% sure on that. Those were not them, though. These seemed much lower-quality (they were ~$1/box) and weren't crispy. Texture-wise, I'd say that they were pretty similar to those Chicken in a Biskit crackers, if you're familiar with those.

Just the Cheese, or make your own.

Meat and Cheese rollups (can make your own or buy from Costco)

Roasted Sunflower, Watermelon, Pumpkin, Squash seeds -- low carb, high fat, rich nutrients, salt!

Beef Jerky (from high quality sources, no preservatives, watch carbs, but plenty are low carb).

I give you MY CAT IN a BOX! Pooka I think she's adorable XD..

Crackers! & nail polish

IF I FITS I SITS

Castellammare, you've got to tell them, Soylent Green is made of people!!!

OT: have you seen this??? Crackers

I'm surprised nobody has linked to amazon yet...

You can buy them in bulk too!

Dunkaroos!

http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1323111683&sr=8-1

For people who can't buy them in stores, you can get them on amazon! :D http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2

Buying in bulk is definitely the best option haha

Oh they do. A solid 8 pounds of dunkaroos for $40 can be found [here] (http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2)

These are EXPENSIVE and the reviews are very polarized: http://www.julianbakery.com/paleo-product/paleo-wraps/

Also, GemWraps: http://www.amazon.com/GemWraps%C2%AE-Tomato-Sandwich-Wraps-6-sheets/dp/B00KNDX9ES

GemWraps come in a variety of flavors, too.

amazon

http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1310628349&sr=8-1

Enough to last you maybe 5 minutes

...and you can still get them on Amazon.

Relevant

I fucking LOVE DunkAroos.

I'll just leave this here.

Buy Dunkaroos Here

• Pork Chops, Avacado, Almonds
  
• Cheese Sticks, Almonds
  
• Sliced Summer Sausage, Cheese
  
• Leftovers - What I mean by this is I cook every night for dinner. You almost have to unless you want to go insane eating the same thing every night. Make up enough for another serving the next day. If you have a microwave that is all that you need.
  
• Almond Bun Deli Sandwich - Search CavemanKeto.com for bun recipie
  
• Hard Boiled Eggs, Bacon, Cheese Slices
  
• Taco Salad (Avacado, Sour Cream, Shredded Cheese, Cooked Spicy Sausage, Lettuce, Olives, Jalapenos. Prep everything the night before and put the wet stuff in separate containers. Lunch time, nuke your sausage and combine for amazing tasting filling lunch.)
  
• Flackers with cream cheese and some almonds
  
• Leftover Keto Pizza from the night prior
  
• Leftover spaghetti squash + fresh grated mozzarella cheese
  
• Tuna melt on almond bun
  
• Tuna + Mayo + Celery and side of almonds
  
• HWC + Sugar Free Pudding for a fat bomb type dessert (can normally only eat 4tbsp max on my current calorie restriction)
  
• Leftover keto chili
  
  I really feel like there are endless choices. You just have to get creative. I am also in an open floor plan, and never once had anyone complain about any of the above items.
  

I love these. Single serving bags 75 calories, 1 carb. https://www.amazon.com/Just-Cheese-Classic-Cheddar-0-5-Ounce/dp/B000EML7DS

I am not too great at cooking meat, so my keto journey has become all about the lazy snack food. Amazon has a ton of things that are simultaneously low calorie and low carb - Here's some of my favorites:

• Grass Run Farms Beef Sticks (0 carbs)
  
  
• Low Carb Bread Co. Plain Bread (1 carb per slice, although for some people I think bread substitutes are kinda triggering)
  
  
• Miracle Noodles (<1 carb)
  
  
• Flax seed crackers (1 carb for 6 crackers)
  
  
• Protein chips (5 carbs per bag)
  
  
• Pork Rinds (0 carbs, super cheap too)
  

These are the best!

https://www.amazon.com/Lance-Gluten-Sandwich-Crackers-Peanut/dp/B016NRIU28/ref=pd_nav_hcs_bia_t_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=76MKKXFPYVEJGJ1P7V69&th=1

• Pretzel crisps and Snyder's pretzel rods
  
• Honey Maid Graham crackers
  
• Ryvita (these hardly break, and come in a ton of flavours)
  
• Triscuits
  
• Bagel crisps
  
• Basically anything from Dr. Kracker
  
• Carr's Salt & Pepper flatbread crackers or anything from Carr's, really.

Flackers are delicious.

https://www.amazon.com/Doctor-Kitchen-Flackers-Crackers-Flaxseed/dp/B0078DQ7PE

Honey Maid Graham Crackers | Great for S'mores | 14.4 ounce box https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00UFUYTMK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_ZTxFDbPKYAT33


These dudes

Yeah man for sure. They look naughty. Someone's just linked me these badboys. Good brand of cracker? https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00UFUYTMK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_ZTxFDbPKYAT33

I love chicken salad piled high on one of these Scandinavian bran crackers: GG Scandinavian Bran Crispbread, 3.5-Ounce Packages (Pack of 5) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003G1ZRTY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_J1DYBbPCFSFYT

They have them at whole foods if you have one nearby, otherwise I'm sure you can get them a bunch of places online. They don't have a strong flavor, but they give that nice crunchy texture.

I love celery with peanut butter. Try moon cheese or parmesan crisps. Jilz crackers can be eaten sparingly.... or Flackers. Many like pork rinds but they are not for me. I have baked low carb tortilla chips which are good..... but again have to be eaten sparingly (mind your macros).
https://jilzglutenfree.com
https://www.amazon.com/Doctor-Kitchen-Flackers-Crackers-5-Ounce/dp/B0078DQ7PE

mix it up!!! I would personally be interested in someone's soul😱

you could do assorted snacks or these animal erasers

these socks

or you could do a pokemon advent calendar with these

and she needs one of these


that is disturbing. please post pics when you make it. You HAVE to make it!!!!!

I will look for more things for your daughter and edit as I find them💝

A bag of japanese candy!

A gaming mouse.

A drone.

Low carb crackers ... I feel you, brother.

Ritz has 2 gm. carbs per cracker ...

Dare Grainsfirst are also 2 gm. per cracker ... but they're larger.

Ryvita Crispbread is another option ... it comes out to 5 gm. net carbs per piece, but each piece is larger than 3 Ritz crackers (at least, I'm estimating). If the taste works for you - this is a good option. I often do a cheese course with dinner, and I never need more than one of these per meal, so they might work for your carb budget.

Let me also mention the "Scandinavian Bran Crispbread" which comes out at 2 gm. net carbs per piece, and they're almost as large as the Ryvita pieces. But the taste didn't do much for me - dry and dusty, and not much
flavor, nor did they work with cheese for me. (I'm guessing they'd work better under smoked salmon ...). I found them on netrition.com, which is a great resource for many other low-carb items.

I order these so much on Amazon, I should really just sign up for a recurring delivery. Great for if you need a crunchy, salty snack in a pinch!

GF PB crackers (just like Ritz Bitz) are super good, the cheese crackers are really good too!

I also like Lays Stax- but be careful, because Pringles are NOT GF.

One of my favorite snacks is jalapeño potato chips and Top the Tator- I'm from the midwest, so if you don't have Top the Tator than fuck you.

• edit to add THESE are good too

No problem. I totally understand. Hey my sister gifted my husband a amazon gift card for like $20 and he had no clue what to do with it. Theres so much stuff and he felt guilty spending it on himself. He thought about all of us. That just means your a good mama. You know we gotta take care of them before us. I rarely by myself stuff, but I took Christmas as a time to say if you can get me this I would like it. The luxury box I showed you has more lotions and stuff for the face and not really make up. I don't paint my nails too often so I walk around with chipped nails, but eh I have 3 kids what do I care. If you want snacks they have snack boxes on there.

https://www.amazon.com/Healthy-Snacks-Variety-Jummybo-Traveling/dp/B01HE013S6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1482785981&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=snack%2Bboxes&th=1

https://www.amazon.com/Cookies-Candies-Package-Variety-Assortment/dp/B013KTYFYO/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1482785981&sr=8-2&keywords=snack+boxes

I don't know but I have been waiting for most of my life for something like this to happen.

Amazon Link. I initially had some trouble finding them but not that much anymore. I think they are pretty good.

Do you like pork rinds? They're great for snacking but much harder to just eat a bunch of because you can't shovel them into your mouth as easily (they require effort!)

I've also discovered these snacks: http://www.amazon.com/Just-Cheese-Snacks-Grilled-0-5-Ounce/dp/B000IHHNVY which come in convenient 1/2 oz packages - so you have to open lots of them if you're going to over eat on them. Its delicious and super convenient.

Dunkaroos still exist

It's actually hard to say if we would call those cookies or crackers, because I've never had one... It looks like a cracker, but crackers are not sweet. There's also a cracker that we have here in the US that is called Chicken in a Biskit , but it's not a biskit it's a cracker! I don't know what the hell is going on anymore...

I've got all these Japanese snacks on .my food and beverage list. I don't know what half of them are , much less tried them. But I think it would be really cool to try

Spinach dip with flax meal crackers store bought or homemade.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000EMOCKS/ref=pd_sl_ov_flat-hi_grocery_15451727_1?tag2=over-adv-20

apprently that shit can be bought online.

EDit

holy fuck 41 bux for 14 dunkaroos! i mean 14 is nice but god damn 41 bux!

Your username has brought back childhood memories

ffs...

Most practical is this to help me eat cheap


Least practical is probably this because I absolutely don't need it

Are they like Chickin in a Biscuit?

Quest Bars, these things, fish jerky (Sea Bear makes a good salmon jerky, though it's a tad expensive).

BUY THEM HERE!!!

Here you go!

Knock yourself out

Super Dickmann's

[AWWWW YEEEEEEEE!](http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1310397913&tag=write-20&sr=8-1 "Link to buy Dunkaroos on amazon")

How about 14 packs instead?

EXCELSIOR

I always liked these more: http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2

Not even kidding I bought one of these the second I saw this.

http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B002OXIZS0

Just buy the bags that only have rye crisps.

http://www.amazon.com/Gardettos-Roasted-Garlic-Chip-4-75-Ounces/dp/B004DIZTMO

Ents may be interested in this

http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Graham-Chocolate-Frosting-6-Count/dp/tags-on-product/B000EMOCKS

https://www.amazon.com/Austin-Cheese-Crackers-Peanut-Butter/dp/B00BXGB4F0

some people acting crazy but cheese crackers and peanut butter is a thing so i could see doritios

And then you have this stuff.

And you just made the fake meat that is close to meat waaaay creepier for me.

These still exist fyi
right here

These things are on my fucking wishlist on Amazon! Don't be fooled by the high price, there are 14 6 packs. :D

http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1330936893&sr=8-1

Is that what they put on the crackers to make Chicken In A Biscuit?

50 dollars worth of Dunkaroos would make anyone happy

is there nothing like that in the US (i'm guessing you live there)? well, you can order them from amazon

https://www.amazon.com/Cheez-Cheese-Crackers-Extra-Toasty/dp/B00WBGINPA

I've bought them at Walmart and Meijer, delicious!

Not long? /s

Lol

I would've gone with a cheddar or swiss for mine.

kinda releated, these Cheese and Peanut Butter crackers are a very common snack food here in the states.

They make a snack food like this called "just the cheese." It's burnt cheese like on the outside of a grilled cheese.
http://www.amazon.com/Just-Cheese-Snacks-Grilled-0-5-Ounce/dp/B000IHHNVY

It's addictive.

Oh man! my time to SHINE! I get made fun of for having that snack box on my list, but realistically, I never seem to have enough leftover money to afford any junk food when I go grocery shopping! tell me this doesn't look AWESOME

Basically a pair cheesy crackers, with really mediocre peanut butter in the middle.

Best example

You're welcome.

http://www.amazon.com/Chicken-Biskit-Original-Crackers-8-Ounce/dp/B000F9XB8O

Like someone mentioned, the only person beating yourself up about this is you :). Maybe order some quest bars? Walmart/GNC's have them, but with your schedule I think Amazon may be your friend. I like the new cookies and cream ones. The new ones have less sugar alcohols too. Depending where you live, if it's cold enough just toss some salami and cheese into a lunch box and leave it in the car. Unopened they're incredibly shelf stable, even at room temp. Moon cheese is also 100% shelf stable. I also like pork rinds for shelf stable keto snacks. Good on you for trying through this tough time.

Bars-
https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=quest+bars&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Aquest+bars

Dehydrated Cheese-
https://www.amazon.com/Just-Cheese-Classic-Cheddar-0-5-Ounce/dp/B000EML7DS/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1482167294&sr=8-3&keywords=just+the+cheese

I don't really cook, so this is right up my alley.

Packaged Items (unrefrigerated)

• Smarte Carb bars (1-2g net carbs)
  
• Quest Nutrition protein bars (3-7g net carbs)
  
• Quest Nutrition Cravings Peanut Butter Cups (4g net carbs)
  
• Just The Cheese Mini Rounds (1g net carbs)
  
• Flackers flax seed crackers (about 1g net carbs per serving)
  
• Some brands of beef jerky (0-3 carbs; read those labels!)
  
• Mission brand Carb Balance Tortillas (spread lightly with some kind of nut butter)
  
• Pecans (1.1g carbs per oz)
  
  Others (refrigerated)
  
  
• Cheese, aged at least 1 year; aging reduces lactose sugar content (<1 carb)
  
• String Cheese (<1 carb)
  
• Lunchmeat
  
• Pre-packaged salads (skip the dressing or use your own low-carb vinaigrette)
  
  One of my favorite snacks is to take 2 tablespoons of peanut butter or almond butter (about 4-5g net carbs), mix in 2 tablespoons (or so) of hemp hearts (0g carbs), 2 tablespoons (or so) of flax seeds (0.5g carbs) and mix it all together with a fork until it's a homogenous mixture, then eat it with the same fork. I generally do the prep and consumption in a large mug. I imagine these could probably be turned into little balls and refrigerated for later consumption, too, but I've never tried it.
  
  Something between a snack and a meal can be achieved with lunchmeat, aged cheese, and one of those mission tortillas (3-7 total net carbs); make a little burrito or roll-up with it all. Sometimes I'll even heat them up in the microwave (usually need toothpicks to hold it together until the cheese melts) and eat slowly with a fork and knife.

Canned fish of various types (regular tuna, smoked kipper "snacks", sardines), etc. Nuts etc that everyone else has suggested.

And these weird baked-cheese snacks. ;)

Amazon Link for the lazy... or dumb.

Edit: Only 19 left in stock. Better order soon!

Here you go.

> When they're burned...even better!

BEHOLD

Have you tried Flackers? One net carb for 6 crackers, and pretty awesome with sardines.

http://www.amazon.com/Doctor-In-The-Kitchen-Flackers/dp/B0078DQ7PE

These have been around for a few years and are closer to the original. The various Soylent colors from the movie were wafers.

Morthy Demands:
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[giant carton of goldfish] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001CBCJGE/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=1OUQ8B0KGTG86&coliid=I3CZZA82B6TAWX) I would never want to be seen in public with such a large container of goldfish that I would most definitely eat all of myself. (main wishlist)

[pretty phallic looking] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000FERL1M/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=2ZX6WN6ND7C4H&coliid=I9K18TNWXE4ZS) self explanatory hehe (NSFW wishlist)

Akeleie demands:
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[zumba game for wii] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008BERGYU/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=37HNLBHPUGEAJ&coliid=IXCWDMYPZ3RK2) will help me lose weight, a new goal! (Video Game wishlist)
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Thanks for the contest guys!

Amazon.com sells them. http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2

Surge and Dunkaroos

Here you go sir. Mother fucking Dunkaroos

Wow, I totally forgot about those things. I wonder if they still make 'em.

Yup

http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2

Popped cheese, man. This stuff changed my snacking life. That and pork rinds. Pork rinds are always handy to have around for a quick snack.

Yeah we (Americans) completely trashed the word biscuit, interpreting the item as a starchy chunk of bland bullshit like you show above. However I feel we redeem ourselves somewhat by having these: Chicken in a Biskit

Still not a legitimate 'biscuit', but fooking delicious.

If you are having trouble finding them

When I make taco salad I was missing the crunch that corn chips used to provide. I started using these: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000EML7DS/ref=oh_details_o02_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

In my opinion they don't taste good by themselves but they are crispy and make good croutons.

Order away.

Buy some off of Amazon then:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000EMOCL2/ref=ox_sc_sfl_title_2?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER