egg cooker for egg cooking

shark bed for pet snoozing

squatty potty for help pooping

YES. SO TRUE! My boyfriend and I kept telling ourselves stuff like "they can't be that good, we don't need one, blah blah."

We finally bought one because he saw a sale and we LOVE IT. We also got a squatty potty stool and it is great. The experience of pooping has been transformed. You can get both for like $60 or $70 bucks total on amazon.

Our bidet is this one and I got this squatty potty.

OP, seriously. Bidet. Squatty potty. You won't regret it. Except maybe you will then regret that not every toilet in your life is as richly equipped as the one at home. Pooping elsewhere sucks ):

i researched on this, they do the same way as fat ppl

use a 'bottom budy'

You need to upgrade your pooping experience.

Lot of good info here, but a few things are missing:

• Use a sitz bath. Place it over the toilet seat, fill it with warm water and Epsom salts, and browse reddit for about fifteen minutes. Do this twice a day.
  
  
• Use a Squatty Potty when you poop. It shifts the position of your abdominal muscles, allowing you to pass doodoo more easily and without straining. The last thing you want to do is squeeze that little fucker out even further.
  
  
• Wipe your bum with medicated wipes. In addition to quenching the fire down below, they also feel goddam luxurious. Some people might tell you they're bad for your septic tank or sewage system. These people are damn, dirty liars. Do it anyway.
  
  
• Sit on an ass donut any time you need to be seated for a while. In the car, at the office, having tea with the Queen -- the Ass Donut™ goes wherever you go!
  
  Several commenters have suggested using Preparation H or some other sort of cream. Do that, too. With abandon. Don't be shy about it, neither. Eventually, your new buttmate will quietly slink away into nameless oblivion.
  
  Source: Had a few buttmates of my own.

You need one of these

It's a wipe-aid

Amazon link

We are ahead of you in pooping techniques. You guys recently learned about squatting benefits and started buying these https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B00ESKVN7W

Well that's the real reason this was invented. So you can squat over the toilet and still get below parallel.

I'm sure she goes more than a few days without showering even when Becky is home. Maybe they bought her a toilet aid to save Eric and Rickie from the trauma.

This thing.

*edit*

The reviews on this thing are golden!

"I wipe my ass with paper on a stick"

You too can benefit from better pooping posture with only 24.99 down!

https://smile.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B007BISCT0

A Squatty Potty and a cat shaped toilet brush holder. These items were called "My husband didn't want to come pick out items, so I got all the stuff I wanted!"

We got both items at our bridal shower!

Ladies, I invested in a squatty potty and it's been a god send! I have major constipation this time around and I can tell it will be my savior post partum. First time around I was just like you!

Legit? They use a stick that holds TP.

It's pretty fucking gross to think about it.

I don't think I could get to the point where buying that is a better option than not stuffing my fat ass with 10k calories a day.

They have this already
http://www.amazon.com/FLIPPER-Reliable-Inexpensive-Toilet-Lifter/dp/B0052SVSQ0/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1372790512&sr=8-2&keywords=toilet+lid+pedal

http://www.amazon.com/Long-Reach-Comfort-Wipe-1/dp/B001G70QW8

Holy shit this is real. At first, I thought it was the wrong item..then I noticed the use in the picture is...awkward...then I noticed... "Great for personal hygiene."

Oh God.

We live in a fucked world where this sort of thing exists:

http://www.amazon.com/Kinsman-Enterprises-Inc-91021179-Bottom/dp/B000G39ZIY

I generally don't even post here or read this sub, but I got redirected from another sub and happened upon this. Being a guy that's overweight and actively taking steps (and succeeding) to lose weight, I felt like responding.

1. No shit. BMI is used as a baseline. If you look like Brock Lesner or Dwayne Johnson, you're not paying any attention to the BMI.

2. All? No, of course not. Nobody with a brain fails to acknowledge that there are several disorders and diseases that can cause obesity regardless of diet or activity level. However, it's reasonable to state that most obese people have poor diets and low activity levels.

3. Of course fat itself isn't unhealthy. Being obese is the symptom, not the illness. Excess body fat is simply a sign that you're leading an unhealthy lifestyle.

4. You're right, it doesn't. A lot of people simply don't give enough of a fuck to change anything. I know people that smoke, know it's unhealthy, and just don't care. There are smokers that have strong willpower, too. There's also a difference between being unable to quit an unhealthy habit and simply not wanting to.

5. Yeah, it is real. It's just as real as the negative impact of high obesity rates on the medical industry. Oh, and the poor hygiene thing? Yeah, well, they make ass wiping sticks for people that are so fat they can't wipe their own asses. I doubt those are as effective or as dexterous as the human hand wielding them.

6. There's a difference there, too. I don't shame people that are fat, I shame people that are fat by their own volition and act like it's not their fault. Look, if you're fat and you know why and don't care, good for you. It's your body. If you're fat and hate everyone that's not fat? Yeah, fuck you. The traffic flows both ways, bitch.

7. I'm not even sure this stereotype exists. Everyone over the age of twelve has heard the term "chubby chaser" once or twice.

8. No shit. See #4.

9. Context is everything. I'm pretty sure "Move your fat ass." is very much an insult directed at the size of the individual's posterior.

I suggest a butt wiper. I got one for my boss before he had surgery as a gag gift.

was probably a grandkid. just a do-it-yourself one of these https://www.amazon.com/Medline-MDS86100RF-Toilet-Safety-Rails/dp/B000BJBH48

Not sure if this is sarcasm or not so I'll comment this anyways.

It does exist.

although it has bad reviews

http://www.amazon.com/FLIPPER-Reliable-Inexpensive-Toilet-Lifter/dp/B0052SVSQ0

Squatty Potty

Price: $25

Product Link

Gifsauce

Think this thing is weird? It sort of is, but its healthy as fuck, and will help you shit like a motherfucker. Now, don't get me wrong, I hate having white plastic anywhere in my house, I wish I could get everything made out of stainless steel, obsidian or slate, but the utility of these things really makes up for being unsightly - because being healthy makes you less unsightly anyway.

Here you go

Buy this and this.

"Flushable" is not a claim that is strongly regulated though.

A lot of people on the show have to ask their spouse/caretaker to wipe for them. Some obese people use extenders, but I think a lot of these people are past that point.

You're looking for this:

https://www.amazon.com/Fabrication-91021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY

You use your paper on it.

Here's how some wipe

You're not joking, I found one. http://www.amazon.com/Living-XL-91021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY

Warning, Amazon link. Clicking this link may make Amazon think you are morbidly obese and change your product recommnedations to god knows what. Might actually be kind of funny. Beware.

There are adaptive tools for her issue.
https://www.amazon.com/Hygienease-Technologies-091021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY

I once knew someone (with a normal BMI) who used one of these butt-wiping sticks after he had surgery:

http://www.amazon.com/Long-Reach-Comfort-Wipe-1/dp/B001G70QW8

His range of motion was limited, but he REALLY did not want another person helping.

One of the top-rated reviews on this product is from a guy who weighs 500 pounds, so it apparently also works for the morbidly obese.

Wait... I'd imagine you'd still have to touch the Oreo while eating it even with the spoon. So like, the whole point of this product is that it's for people with fat hands that can't reach in the glass?

Wow. Disturbingly, this product reminds me of the toilet paper wand.

Try pooping the way nature intended-by squatting. Read some of the reviews for a product that makes it easier here!

I'm checking out their Amazon page and it's hilarious the description of how/why the squatty potty works. I wonder how many sales they're gonna make after the publicity of denouncing her. Probably more than they made with her commercial lol

Here you go

Looks like it was a thing at one time

Link

Well if you do somehow get the urge to do some spleunking in those dank caverns, just be careful which folds you enter. That is, unless your hamplanet regularly uses her Long Reach Comfort Wipe!

It will change your life.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007BISCT0/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_c99aub1918BEB

4.5 stars on amazon https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B007BISCT0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1498170152&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=squatty+potty&psc=1

Regarding the bathroom questions: Some folks get cleaned by others. Other people use tools to extend their reach.

https://www.amazon.com/Hygienease-Technologies-091021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY

I was skeptical about buying this gadget but am now glad I bought it. My doctor put me on a medication that put alot of weight on me. I am now morbidly obese at almost 300 lbs. I went from being the best arse wipper to not even being able to reach my arse. I tried all kinds of funny maneuvers in an attempt to wipe myself and threw my back out in the process. lol 😂Thats when I finally broke down and bought this thing. My oh my, my only regret was that I didnt buy it sooner. It will even spread open the biggest arse cheeks in all of mankind! It also has a release button and comes with a private pouch. If you have a medical dissabilty or mobilty issue, or are just plain fat like me, this will work for you.

NAH. Maybe you should look into on of these https://www.amazon.com/FLIPPER-Reliable-Inexpensive-Toilet-Lifter/dp/B0052SVSQ0. Then you don't have to remember to put the seat down, and it's all hands free so it would actually be easier for you to pee.

I just have to second the Squatty Potty! Makes a world of difference! http://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Ecco-Toilet-Stool/dp/B007BISCT0

Squatting on ceramic toilets is incredibly dangerous! I'm sorry that happened to you but glad you didn't die, or something.

Have you tried a squatty potty? Best thing ever. The poop slides out like butter.

https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B00ESKVN7W/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1525367260&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=squatty+potty&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/Foot-Dr-TM-4332455651-Comfort/dp/B075Z83WBF/ref=asc_df_B075Z83WBF/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=198081378429&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=11287944712311412732&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9001986&hvtargid=pla-375287601980&psc=1


I don't know how to hyperlink in Reddit mobile.

Long reach comfort wipe. Very practical name. Only $12.

https://www.amazon.com/Fabrication-91021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY?th=1

http://www.amazon.com/Long-Reach-Comfort-Wipe-1/dp/B001G70QW8

Look and shudder.

You mean like this?

if you cant take a nightly poop this will apparently help you ;D

There are products like the Squatty Potty designed to put you in the right position while you sit on the toilet.

Honey, do you have a squatty potty and bidet? You could probably find both of them for around sixty bucks and they will change your pooping forever. I've also heard of people making their own squatty pottys from some wood and screws to save the $$$.

I know this wont stop the pooping, but it will make it more bearable.

Source: I poop a lot.

Bidet options: https://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=a9_asi_1?rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Aluxe+bidet&keywords=luxe+bidet&ie=UTF8&qid=1494437956

Squatty potty: https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B00ESKVN7W/

Squatty Potty = no feet on seat

lottery tickets, remote control plugs, DropStop seat gap filler, glass tupperware set, squatty potty, Code Names (or any board game), Yeti colster, hydroflask bottle, packit freezable cooler, a set ofoutdoor globe lights, gift wrap organizer

BAM! Trust me...this thing was a game changer! Happy shitting!

Dude, step your game up. Wooden spoons are sooooooo 25 years ago.

This dilemma awoke the sick curiousity within me. Apparently there are a lot of products to assist extremely overweight people and their toilet hygiene.

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One product is called the "bottom buddy" which even comes with a convenient travel container. The reviews are rather sad but entertaining in a way. Here is a 1-star review left by someone: "Found this to be basically unuseable. Several attempts to use, eject, and then use again resulted in torn, dirty tissue and feces on the device itself. This may work for light cleaning, but I don't see how it can be useful for heavy duty clean ups."

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Edit: One Star Reviews for "Bottom Buddy"

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https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000KJZ13C?ie=UTF8&tag=gadge05-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B000KJZ13C

I think they have to use toilet paper on a stick

Probably with one of these.

Get dat Squatty Potty

As a 1 oz/day user, I poop regularly at 8 am each day. I even wake up at 8 to poop on days when I can normally sleep in. I rarely poop twice in a day.

I just make sure I do two things:

1. Drink a 32oz tumbler of ice water with each dose. (I drink 4-5 of those a day anyway.)
   
2. Eat a high fiber breakfast. (my fav)
   
   Another thing that helps, but is not necessary, is a squatty potty. I used to use it only when constipated (when on other opiates), but now I use it as much as possible, because it just feels right.
   
   Finally, when nothing else works, a 1/3 - 1/2 bottle of tart cherry juice will get things moving.
   
   The only thing that will for-sure-every-time constipate me is the capsules, so I avoid those like the plague.
   

Second vote for squatty potty.

Also...I'm just going to leave this top review here:
https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/product-reviews/B007BISCT0/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_show_all?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews

Do you have a Squatty Potty yet?! [What a time to be alive. ](Squatty Potty The Original Bathroom Toilet Stool 7"- White https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ESKVN7W/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_cDSIybGFRKQG9)

I would have silently gifted her this. Because, fun fact, squatting is actually the most efficient way to get shit done (pun intended). Maybe she just wanted to be as efficient as possible and get back to work as soon as she could?

In conclusion, to be efficient at work but also to avoid the whole unhygienic footprints-on-toilet-seat situation, the solution is the Squatty Potty!!!

https://www.amazon.com/Fabrication-Enterprises-091021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1498585907&sr=8-2&keywords=bottom+wiper

http://www.amazon.com/Living-XL-91021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY plenty of obeasts need 'em apparently

Hmmm, Have you tried standing up and then wiping your butt? Or even buy that product where you can clamp a tissue at the end of a stick and then you can wipe your butt more comfortably.

I think this is the thing that does it:

https://www.amazon.com/Ableware-Self-Wipe-Bathroom-Toileting-641-2506-2000/dp/B000PGPPIG

http://www.amazon.com/Jobar-International-JB5231-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8

https://www.amazon.com/Jobar-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8

Hello versaKT,

In reply to your comment to me...

Your original comment was

"That flat out guarantees you're paying more than if you bought directly from Amazon."

is why I brought up (again) that I paid less on Ebay for the same product sold on Amazon, and through the same vendor too. This is why I sent the links, 'cause you kind of stated that I was a dope and probably paid more. - Nope, not so, I paid less, and those links are proof.

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I disputed their call on violations, stating that my reviews were on full price products and that they should have the AVP banner. I have attached (or rather copied) another email from Amazon to me.

Below the email is a screenshot of the entire invoice in question, for all the products on the order. Please note that after the $17.81 deduction is strictly the 'free freight' that is automatically applied on an amount that exceeds their order minimum (and available to "everyone and their dog's groomer's cousin's septic service gets free shipping every day") - but apparently these rules don't apply to me.

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i've just found this. maybe something like this would help you.
https://www.amazon.com/AquaSense-Portable-Raised-Toilet-Inches/dp/B005IV0DDA/ref=pd_day0_c_0_4/132-8590526-0798960?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B005IV0DDA&pd_rd_r=f507eccd-58b6-11e9-ba44-5b53f8bf2b96&pd_rd_w=Xu470&pd_rd_wg=I6dmc&pf_rd_p=fda7cfe5-3364-4578-ae5e-ac4ab3645932&pf_rd_r=S7J697SBSXT72PE1M8Q4&psc=1&refRID=S7J697SBSXT72PE1M8Q4

A short woman I recently dated had a Squatty Potty.

Squatty Potty

Naw, he's got a Squatty Potty for sure.

Changed my life and get one of these too.

But actually this is a thing, and could help

https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B00ESKVN7W/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1483985818&sr=8-1&keywords=toilet%2Bfoot%2Bstool&th=1

https://www.amazon.fr/Squatty-Potty-Tabouret-toilettes-blanc/dp/B00ESKVN7W/ref=sr_1_10?__mk_fr_FR=%C3%85M%C3%85%C5%BD%C3%95%C3%91&crid=6F72R6P6DMVL&keywords=squatty+potty&qid=1562747073&s=gateway&sprefix=potty%2Caps%2C128&sr=8-10


Ca a changé ma vie.

the squatty pott

huh only $25. you can also just place an appropriately sized stool around your toilet, but for this price I think it's worth getting the right dimensions and not having to deal with moving a stool back and forth.

>squatty potty

a toilet stool Amazon

Have you tried a toilet stool?

https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B00ESKVN7W/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1503810207&sr=8-1&keywords=toilet+feet

Thirding the bidet, and I'll recommend this one in particular.

I'll also suggest one of the various pseudo-squatting stools, such as the squatty potty.

Would it not be cheaper and easier to just buy toilet stools to squat on for anyone who wants one.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00ESKVN7W/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1526918956&sr=8-1-spons&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=squatty+potty&psc=1

Would something like this do the trick?

$10 fix, not a $5 one, but this sounds like what you’re describing!

Here's a weird one: a butter knife.

I use it to open cans that have a pull-tab top without wrecking my fingers. Stick the tip through the loop, lever up.

See also: an electric can opener, this giant pill organizer, these grab bars that can easily be installed in the tiniest of apartment bathrooms without starting an argument with your landlord (priceless!) combined with this hockey tape (put it on your grab bars and crutch handles to keep your hands from slipping) and these anti-slip stickers, (I even put the stickers on the bathroom floor.)

I came here expecting to see this:
Link

Some resort to using things like this

Dude no. Please no.

If it's seriously physically impossible, for heaven's sake there are inventions for this: https://www.amazon.com/Hygienease-Technologies-091021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000G39ZIY there ya go.

Bottom Buddy wiping wand

> how does he wipe?!

Well...

Bottom Buddy

Also the people who viewed this item also viewed a vibrator with a suction cup end, and a vibrating wand fleshlight holder. Nice.

one needs this: http://www.amazon.com/Living-XL-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY

Luckily there's the "Bottom Buddy" by XL Living to take care of that. When you reach this point it's probably time to reevaluate your life.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000G39ZIY/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1503157413&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=butt+wiper+for+fat+people&dpPl=1&dpID=21Epb1bsBBL&ref=plSrch

This reminds me of a story about a young male teen who broke both of his arms... ahem well no matter.

Basically...she's going to need help with everything requiring her hands. I broke just one wrist, I can't imagine how she functions with two broken wrists.

One thing I can suggest is if she doesn't own a good wardrobe of comfortable slip on/off pants (like baggy pajama pants basically) get her some. Fucking with buttons and zippers is not fun with a broken wrist.

There might even be some devices/tools you can get her to help be a little more self-sufficient, such as:
https://www.amazon.com/Maddak-Self-Wipe-Bathroom-Toileting-725062000/dp/B000PGPPIG#

perhaps?

Available from amazon

Yeah, insurance covered everything. I called the first week of March, had a consult by phone on March 22nd, and then scheduled for July 31st a few days later. I could have scheduled as early as May, but I needed more time for hair removal. This was right when she left Brownstein&Crane, so the timeline could be different now.

Dr. Wittenberg and her Nurse Practitioner Liz are both amazing. They're big on followup, and both visited me every day while I was in the recovery facility, then there were three weekly post-op visits. Sometimes I had difficulty getting ahold of the office by phone, but emailing Liz usually got a response/call back within an hour. I also had Dr. Wittenberg's personal number, but I never had to call her. If you don't live in the Bay Area and are going to be renting, I would try to pick somewhere close to her office, because driving sucks, especially on San Francisco hills. One thing that was nice was buying a toilet seat like this

Results wise I got 5.5 inches of depth, and I started off with 5 inches, I'm happy with it. While I haven't tried masturbating yet, I can tell that my clit is very much sensate. Aesthetics are great too, something I was worried about because it seems like a gamble, even with the most reputable of surgeons.

Also, I would say my mindset was like yours going in. It wasn't crazy 'I cry every time I have an erection' level dysphoria, but I certainly didn't like the situation. That plus all the reasons you mentioned made it seem like a good idea. It totally was. I don't think I knew how much dysphoria I was feeling because it was always present. That's solved now.

ITT: No one has discovered that this exists.

Like this?

> ..clam shells..

Of everything, I think these helped me the most pre-surgery. Everyone's FAI is different, but these really helped my strength. I recommend doing them with a resistance band above your knees.

> Do you recommend renting a CPM? Would you go with a hip brace looking back?

No, and no. :)

The CPM was a "nice to have," especially in the first week after my surgery when I didn't want to move/do much. However, if you have access to a stationary bike, I much preferred it. I started biking (0 resistance) after my first PT appointment, while I was still on crutches. For me, it got me out of the house (my husband had to drive), back into the gym (my happy place), and felt more productive than lying in a CPM for hours. The bike is a perfect substitute for the CPM. Note that you have to use an upright, not recumbent, bike; the recumbent places too much weight/stress on your hip.

I was so grateful not to have a brace, and I never felt that I need it. I did have to wear a knee brace for the first 24 hours, which forced me to keep my leg 100% straight. It made me want to DIE and the relief of stripping it off was immense.

I did have a set of 'anti-rotational booties.' These were neoprene wraps that went over your feet, fastened with Velcro, and then were velcroed together by a strap. I was supposed to wear them as much as possible, and absolutely while sleeping. These were... weird. I was super grateful to have them, because I did not have the strength to hold my leg straight/keep it from rotating out sideways. But after the two weeks, I was ready to chuck them right through a window. I was so sick of having my feet trapped while I was asleep and couldn't wait to be free of them.

> I used to do a lot of yoga but have scaled back to a handful of times a month (out of pure laziness). Do you do it anymore?

I don't, aside from the occasional warm up stretches before I lift. This was mostly due to laziness, but it also took a very long time for my flexibility to come back. There is a lot of scar tissue to break up, but there's a fine line between working on ROM and pushing a newly repaired joint too far. I found it VERY hard to be patient.

> Thank you again for the information! I really appreciate it!

Do you have any other questions? I'm happy to answer anything you can think of. Here's a few other things off the top of my head:

• Crutch pads. I found these very helpful, especially for my hands. I had these Crutcheze pads
  
• I also bought a toilet seat lift. Incredibly embarrassing, but basically essential. You will NOT be able to bend your hips into a 90 degree seated position after the surgery. I can't imagine going to the bathroom in that first week without something like this. Here's mine
  
• In addition to the anesthesia, I had a nerve block in my operated leg. This took FOREVER to wear off, and it took me a very long time to regain full feeling in my leg. I've heard that a lot of people worry that this is permanent nerve damage, but it absolutely does go away... eventually. I think it took 4-6 weeks to fully wear off!
  
• I had a mild allergic reaction to the adhesive in the dressings the surgeon used. My skin was red, rashy, and even blistered when I took the dressings off. This is probably unique to me, but I recommend having some gauze and medical tape on hand just in case. I couldn't even use bandaids because my skin was already so inflamed.
  
• I had pretty serious painkillers, but got off of them ASAP - about 3 days post-op in my case. They make you crazy constipated, and I did worry about addiction. I started taking tylenol instead and it totally controlled my discomfort. DO take any antibiotics, anti-inflammatories, and muscle relaxers you are prescribed, though!
  
• A few days/a week after your surgery, you will get cocky. Don't. I tried to go down the stairs a week after my surgery and almost fell... but my favorite sweatshirt was down there and no one was home to help me. Seriously, don't be me :)
  
• My surgeon also had a list of supplements that he wanted me to take post-op. My list included Vitamin C, glucoasmine, and fish oil. If you don't already have a list, ask your surgeon or his team if they have any recommendations.

Squatting is a healthy way to shit.

Amazon even has products to help.

Amazon is running a sale on these right now. Buy one for $25 get the second one for $15. So, just under $40 for two. Works with 7" or 9" ecco styles.

7 inch model and
9 inch model

People supposedly love these things https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B007BISCT0

Squatting like some kind of 3rd world savage?

Get yourself a squatty potty, like me, an intellectual

There is an argument online that a squatty potty is equally valid

http://voices.yahoo.com/squat-toilets-prevention-colon-cancer-ibs-healing-765607.html?cat=68

Western style

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B007BISCT0/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?ie=UTF8&smid=A36Q24LQ01ENX5

https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B00ESKVN7W/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=squatty+potty&qid=1568412050&s=gateway&sprefix=squatty&sr

"NZ invention" is a stretch. Here's one on Amazon for $19.99 (or $213.32 for a pack of 10! ???)

https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B00ESKVN7W/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1542696554&sr=8-3&keywords=toilet+foot+stool

> "The Original Squatty Potty - Made in U.S.A. As seen on Shark Tank and The Howard Stern Show

> If you are a new squatter, the 7” is a great place to start or if consider yourself an advanced squatter, a 9" Squatty Potty will work best. Younger children should use a 9 inch Squatty Potty while teenagers tend to prefer the 7 inch height

> The Squatty Potty may feel different at first, but the body quickly adjusts and the new healthy way of eliminating quickly becomes second nature

> Doctor recommended / endorsed, Strong & durable, Family-friendly and weight capacity-350 pounds"

Would legit recommend, though!

OH!!! And I almost forgot... This might not work for everyone, but if you're feeling constipated/gassy... consider a Squatty Potty or an equivalent. This morning nothing was happening, stepped on the squatty potty and whoosh. Doesn't always work, but worth a try. And I would think quite easy to simulate without buying one.

Well if you always take shits that long, I recommend this. Since you probably don't have that, you'll probably need this.

You’re welcome.

Problem solved : Squatty Potty!
Yes, I have one. Yes, it's awesome.

> i have to go twice in the morning to feel completely done

Squatty Potty.

Try a Squatty Potty for a few weeks! Changed a friend's life for the better in this department. Can also get these at local stores like Target.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00ESKVN7W/

This one also works well. It’s the cheaper version.

Step and go Toilet Stool 7” New -... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00G5PTWT4?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

How much water are you drinking? Sitting on the toilet too long makes hemorrhoids worse, don't take your phone to the bathroom. Use something to keep your feet higher - there are stepping stools for that purpose. Edit: found one https://www.amazon.com/Step-toilet-stool-new-healthier/dp/B00G5PTWT4

He just needs to repurpose a toilet aid extender, add some claws eg

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07CJ65BZB/ref=sspa_mw_detail_0?ie=UTF8&psc=1

As much as I hate to say this... with all of my health problems, I really need this so that I don't struggle to get off the toilet anymore. It sucks trying to get up but I keep making excuses when I have the extra money to buy it and talk myself out of getting it.

Adjustable width between 8" - 24": https://www.amazon.com/Medline-Toilet-Installation-Adjustable-Bathroom/dp/B000BJBH48

They actually make devices for this. I used to work with persons with disabilities and they make these plastic thingies (technical term) that hold the paper. I imagine someone like this might use a similar tool.

Example.

There are tons of adaptive devices to help with that. We order them for patients who have difficulty with ADL's, for whatever reason, all the time.

http://www.amazon.com/Living-XL-91021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY

I've also seen them look very much like kitchen tongs.

Alredy been done: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000KJZ13C?tag=dvdmaailm

Now I can tell clients to "do as the Romans do"

Rock on: http://www.amazon.com/Toilet-Safety-Arm-Support-Single/dp/B001B2KLZU

You're welcome.

Maybe one of these is in her purse?

http://www.amazon.com/Jobar-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8/ref=pd_sim_hpc_2

Don't tell me you've never heard of Comfort Wipe! http://www.amazon.com/Jobar-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8

https://www.amazon.com/Jobar-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8/ref=sr_1_fkmr1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1493648862&sr=8-1-fkmr1&keywords=personal%2Bhygiene%2Bextension%2Brod&th=1

He's in luck! There is a wonderful product to help with his butt wiping needs.

http://www.amazon.com/IdeaWorks-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8

Use One of these [extenders] (http://www.amazon.com/IdeaWorks-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top/189-9367830-0286509)

Which reminded me of the best Extender story.

It is from a blogger . She removed it after getting loads of rude comments, mostly blaming Reddit They made fun of it regularly at /r/fatpeoplestories

> Morbid Obesity and Toilet Hygiene This post is not for the squeamish and/or faint-hearted. You have been warned.

>I'm going to share one of the worst, if not the worst, thing about being this obese -dealing with toilet hygiene. Or rather, the common lack thereof. The mechanics are that I just can't reach to wipe myself. Either fore or aft.

>I have a sponge on a stick that I use for wiping aft. Or rather, that my husband uses to wipe me. He is very laid back about it all, but it hurts and embarrasses me to have to have him take care of something so intimate and frankly, disgusting. When he is not at home, I can contort myself just enough to use it. One hand on the tub rim, the other holding the stick. I dig under my huge apron, brace my arm on the toilet rim and squirm a bit. It's not nearly as neat and hygienic as when hubby does it as I have to bring the dirty sponge forward past my fore and belly. There is no "front to back" wiping except when hubby does it.

>When I am out of the house, I simply have to do without wiping. We call it having "poopy butt." I can't use the sponge myself since there isn't a tub rim to brace myself on. And family unisex bathrooms are rare. Even if I could use the sponge alone while out, where would I rinse it? At home, I use the tub. I couldn't bear to rinse my sponge at a common bathroom sink and I'm not about to put the sponge in a Ziploc to rinse hours later. Ugh.

>I simply do without fore wipes. I don't want to use the sponge that wipes my aft to wipe my fore. So, I wear absorbent cotton underwear when I'm out and sit on a sheet on the couch at home. Only after a shower do I ever feel clean and my underwear is too awful to discuss. I've have a few urinary tract infections in the last couple of years and I get painfully raw at times.

>Why am I sharing something so intimate and private? Because sometimes I get the impression that people think that we morbidly obese people are unmotivated to lose weight. That we LIKE being this heavy and eating "all we want." This is the ugly side of living with super morbid obesity. It's not pretty and it's not fun and it's no way to live

relevant

This is how. Literally an extender stick so they can reach their ass.

Also, I've heard several obese people confess that they only poop at home and shower afterwards because of their inability to properly clean up any other way.

Yeah you weren't kidding...

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/B001G70QW8/R1CHGUPF29JKXW/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_rvw_2?ie=UTF8&cursor=2

http://www.amazon.com/ss/customer-reviews/B001G70QW8/ref=?_encoding=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0

technology is really pretty amazing http://imgur.com/ZhOPrf7

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001G70QW8?pc_redir=1398754569&robot_redir=1

https://www.amazon.com/Jobar-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/product-reviews/B001G70QW8

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001G70QW8?vs=1

It's quite popular on Amazon actually http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001G70QW8?qid=1414449058&sr=8-1&vs=1

https://www.amazon.com/Jobar-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/product-reviews/B001G70QW8

http://www.amazon.com/Compact-Easy-Toilet-Tissue-Extender/dp/B003AU0F8Y/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1301715557&sr=8-1

You might want to buy her one of these.

http://www.amazon.com/Freedom-Wand-FREEDOM/dp/B003DQU8P0

Or this exact thing:
http://www.amazon.com/FLIPPER-Reliable-Inexpensive-Toilet-Lifter/dp/B0052SVSQ0

Seriously, guys pee standing up, why not have a pedal you step on that lifts the seat for you. No hassle, automatic closing.

Like this?

They've had these for a while...

So I've had two surgeries total, my bowel symptoms before my first surgery were lots of constipation, lots of bloating. Around my periods it would be very painful to poop, sometimes I would get diarrhea around my periods. Pooping took forever, probably because my bowel was adhered to the wall of my body and couldn't move normally. After my first surgery (excision and endometrioma removal) it was easier but I was still having significant pain around periods. My second surgery (excision, PSN, ovary removal) has helped a lot more. It is much much easier to go. I am also doing Miralax almost every evening, and using a squatty potty. In the mornings when I wake up, I will say the urge is more on the uncomfortable/verging on painful side than before my endo was bad. But I'm also still healing, and I definitely found from my last surgery that it took a few months for this to subside. It's not really too bad and it passes immediately after pooping.

You need a Squatty Potty! It helps get shit out. https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B007BISCT0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1469586377&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=squatty+potty&psc=1

Squatty Potty The Original Bathroom Toilet Stool, 9 inch Height, White https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B007BISCT0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_1BHtDbG6J8SVR

Get yourself one of these. I used to flip the trashcan upside down before I got this.
http://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Ecco-Toilet-Stool/dp/B007BISCT0/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1395124943&sr=8-2&keywords=squatty+potty

You should squat, not sit.

http://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Ecco-Toilet-Stool/dp/B007BISCT0/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1394346624&sr=8-2&keywords=squatty+potty

I'm so bloated I caved and bought a poop stool.

I look more pregnant than I should.

I guess a squatty potty because I watched an episode of shark tank and it looked revolutionary. :P

> you should try taking a shit "au natural"

For the uninitiated (watch the commercial)

Either grab a box from around the house or buy one
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B007BISCT0&ved=2ahUKEwjCxvjF5ZngAhUIPnAKHVHOCEkQFjAAegQIAhAB&usg=AOvVaw2Eyk9z5KNJz88J0TszdxhB

Thanks to this sub, I ordered some unbranded 221 from Urban Outfitters for a great deal. They'll be my first pair of raws, I've lurked a bit and I'm excited to go down the raw denim rabbit hole. Can't wait to get my hands on 'em. thank you.


To contribute to the GD thread, my g/f got a squatty potty this week: product home link, amazon link


It's...ok. I'm familiar with squatting toilets and can use them no problem, and I totally buy into the idea that squatting is better, but its just not as comfortable. But it's definitely a conversation piece and she ordered bunch to give out as Christmas presents. We'll see how my receptive my parents are.

I would go ahead and consider an enema. You can buy fleet's or soap suds enemas but by far the most effective IMO are the glycerin suppositories. They may cause some cramping/digestive discomfort for a few minutes but they are the best for complete emptying. Take as needed until normal bowel function returns.

Make sure that you are incorporating plenty of fruits and greens in your diet and drink plenty of water. Switch to a non-constipating prenatal (look for chelate instead of regular Iron- still constipates but not nearly as bad). Also consider one of these https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B007BISCT0. I think it made the biggest difference in my ability to go.

My guess is u have never used this. http://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Toilet-Stool-White/dp/B007BISCT0

damn $35 for a stool http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007BISCT0

> if I were rich I'd have a special squatting toilet.

You no longer have to be rich! Introducing the Go S 9000 from Advanced Toilet Innovations LLC! With the Go S 9000, you too can own your very own special squatting toilet! But wait there's more, your new squatting toilet works just like your old non-squatting toilet! That's right folks, you heard it here first! You get two toilets in one! That's twice the value of a regular toilet! But wait, there's more! You don't even have to call a plumber to install your new dual function toilet of the future! You've just saved hundreds of dollars in expensive plumbing bills! But wait, there's more! If you act now, you can reduce the chances of colon cancer and hemorrhoids! That's right folks, you can save tens of thousands of dollars in unnecessary medical bills but only if you act now! Don't waste your money on products that don't work like these expensive "colon cleansers" that leave you feeling less than satisfied! Join the future today! Order the Clear S 9000 now and you'll get not one, not two, not three, not even five, but six rolls of VitaloeSoft bathroom tissue. VitaloeSoft by Advanced Toilet Innovations LLC is the only bathroom tissue infused with 15 vitamins and minerals and cool refreshing, moisturizing aloe! Hurry and order now!

http://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Ecco-Toilet-Stool/dp/B007BISCT0

gostool.com/store/

http://www.lillipad.co.nz/

http://naturesplatform.com/

http://www.ginacor.com/

http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/1261632233/nonslip_plastic_toilet_step_stool_squatting.html?s=p

http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/1012025170/Plastic_bathroom_step_stool_nonslip_toilet.html

Clearly, such an advanced device cannot be made by yourself either.

This works for the Western world

http://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty%C2%AE-Ecco-Toilet-Stool/dp/B007BISCT0

Lots of people swear by the squatty potty. Very enthusiastic reviews: https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B00ESKVN7W

Then you're almost there.

Time to buy a squatty potty. Just read the reviews. The people aren't lying. It's life changing. Guaranteed a "one wipe" movement every time, With the matamucil and the potty

Squatty Potty The Original Bathroom Toilet Stool 7"- White https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ESKVN7W/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_l0tCyb1SVBKV7

IMO, the best deal is Squatty Pottys on sale.

Skeleton Challenge: Take a crack at constructing your childhood. https://www.amazon.com/Puzzled-Styracosaurus-Wooden-Puzzle-Construction/dp/B000NQI25G/ref=pd_sim_21_4?ie=UTF8&dpID=61l1DyrUw5L&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=AS8MHR9YY3FVKBJKCG7N

Humidor: Yes its a box, but a really fucking nice, specialty box.

The Scrap Challenge: Small bits, small projects, small works of art.

The Pizza Peel Project: Who doesn't like pizza? Let your creativity run wild!

The Fine Woodworkers Squatty Potty: Don't know what a Squatty Potty is? https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B00ESKVN7W/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1467259220&sr=8-1&keywords=squatty+potty+toilet+stool Just a stool to help your.......stool. Who wouldn't want a Kona, Walnut and Brazilian Cherry mini stool to put their feet up.

I use a Squatty Potty. As a guy with major IBS, it changed my life.

Back to the future

I’m sure you know about the Squatty Potty but I didn’t know about it until a year ago or so so maybe you don’t! It’s supposed to help you poo better lol. 💩

I have severe constipation also, but mine was caused from pain meds. A few weeks ago it was so bad I cried for days trying to pass my stool and almost went to the ER. Since that time I heard about this Squatty Potty and bought one, and I am telling you, it really WORKS!

The squatty potty seats you so your intestines are going straight up and down. Basically you sit down, put your feet up and the work is done for you. You can have a bowel movement with little or no effort. To me, it feels almost like it "falls out". For $25 it was worth EVERY PENNY to me. Read the reviews https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ESKVN7W/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_dp_T2_4-GlzbJKC09A4

My man, if you are taking more than five minutes to poop, you need a Squatty Potty. The name is ridiculous and the commercials absurd, but the actual product works wonders. Seriously. Try it.

Squatty potty!!!

https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B00ESKVN7W/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Sounds like you need one of these toilet stools: Step and go Toilet Stool 7” New - Proper Toilet Posture for Better and Healthier Results, 2 Pound https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00G5PTWT4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_y5D5CbZZB5T5S

I agree with some of the other people that an 'experience' gift would be cool, a concert or spa day, but those aren't always feasible so I'll give you some gift gifts that have worked great for my mom.

Handmade soap! I was gifted some from here a while ago and it is amazing.

Some necklaces here and here off of etsy. I'm getting the gold one for my mom, I love the other one too.

I just discovered this expansion pack for Cards Against Humanity called Crabs Adjust Humidity and it looks AMAAAZING. Getting that for the family for Christmas. While getting the link I just noticed there are a few volumes too. Basically from the preview they look 10x as outrageous as regular CAH.

Have you heard of Humans of New York? He put out two books, one of them is 'Little Humans' that focuses on the kids he's taken pics of. My mom used to be a kindergarten teacher so I think it'll be great for her, kinda depends more on what your mom is like or if she'd be into that sort of thing. The other book would be more 'universally liked' but this one just came out this year.

Your mom sounds kinda zany so she might like this book too. I've given his books for several gifts to various people. They're just super chill and a lot of the pics have a neat message. I tore out several pages and have them framed around my house so maybe even buying the book for yourself and framing a page could be cool.

I got my mom a Sephora perfume sampler thing for Mother's day. One of those that comes with like 10 mini vials and then with a coupon for a free full size bottle of whichever she liked best.

Is she into makeup stuff? A birchbox subscription could be cool. I used to have one, they send you samples and sometimes full sized items once per month. There are a number of companies that do that too so you could shop around.

This is....kind of weird... but seriously the reviews are amazing. And it actually is like the most healthy way to do it. I'm getting one for me and my parents for xmas. They have a two pack for cheaper. It's kind of awkward but if your family is like that (mine are a bunch of jokesters) then it might be fine!

Wellll that's about all I can think of right now, hopefully something helped!!

This guy needs to make up for all of these years of doing it wrong, and put some distance between himself and his business.

Comfort wipe

Juvo Toilet Aid with Integrated Hygienic Caddy for Range of Motion Assistance, White/Blue (SATA1) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0151FP9AY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_2pvYBb893P3E5

Prob uses a stick.

Otherwise known as an “adaptive toilet aid”
https://www.amazon.com/Foot-Dr-TM-4332455651-Comfort/dp/B075Z83WBF

There is this for those hard to reach places.

Sorry, looks like the link from that blog is out of stock: try this one: http://www.amazon.com/FLIPPER-Reliable-Inexpensive-Toilet-Lifter/dp/B0052SVSQ0/ref=pd_sim_sbs_hi_1

I recently read this eloquently written review for the Squatty Potty. Probably SFW.

http://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty%C2%AE-Ecco-Toilet-Stool/dp/B007BISCT0/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1418736351&sr=8-3&keywords=squatty+potty

That is literally a thing. https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B00ESKVN7W

Kinda weird to find in the bathroom of a friend or person you're seeing romantically

#2. Because nowadays there are a lot of obese people who have to use those toilet paper grabbers like in the picture. It is kind of sad.