Best toilets & toilet parts according to redditors

Upgrade?

Maybe try a diff toilet seat like this:

Big John 3-W Oversized Open Front Toilet Seat with Cover and Stainless Steel Hinges - For Round Or Elongated Toilet Bowls - Weight Capacity 1,200 Pounds - White https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000QSHUHM/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_apa_i_bvCLDb88RKH2Z

Not Gucci but a smart toilet does exist

Well, I don't know what the brand was, because all the text was in Japanese (which made it even more fun to play with, because every button I pushed was a surprise!) - but I've found some pics on Amazon to give you a sense of the thing.

Imagine a toilet like this

And on the wall beside you there's a control interface like this.

I can't even tell you how enjoyable that potty was.

My favorite setting was a cool seat with a soft, warm mist from tip to taint, and an oscillating jet pulse of slightly warmer water right on the butthole.

Then, you get dried off with a hot blast of scented air.

I don't remember what the venue was, who all the people were at the party, or even what music or food we had - but I distinctly remember that wonderful magic John.

ETA: Also I had the sound set on this ~30 second loop that sounded like a waterfall in the jungle.

The lights were nice and dim and the stall door was wood, and went all the way from cieling to floor with a very sturdy lock that made an affirmative ka-chunk sound.

The floor was clean and there was a coat rack right there in the stall.

The walls were slate-tiled and there was no lingering smell from previous poopers.

It was incredible.

It's kind of like this but it doesn't plug in:

http://www.amazon.com/SW554-01-Washlet-Elongated-Toilet-Cotton/dp/B0011YSEUC/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1369163856&sr=8-5&keywords=electronic+toilet+seat

Toto WT152M

Toto CT418FG

Nameeks GSI 694711



Wow - excellent calls. You know your shit(ters).

I think the only question at this point is: do they come in pink?

Done.

When I needed to replace the seat on my toilet, I picked up one with a soft close. It's a little thing, but it's really nice not having to worry about slamming the silly thing all the time.

I skimp on toilet paper by not buying it at all.

I use a bucket system like this and it works fine. My favorite method is to use pine shavings or pine sawdust.

You start with an empty bucket and add a layer of pine down, maybe an inch. Do your business, add enough shavings on top to cover your business. The only thing you end up smelling is the pine.

Once it's full (or heavy enough) you empty the bucket into a suitable compost bin and cover it with a biofilter. Old hay, straw, leaves, weeds, grass clippings, pine needles. Whatever is convenient/on hand.

Wash/rinse the bucket and it's good to go. Some people like to have multiple buckets on hand so when one is full they put a lid on it and wait till have several before dumping. A bit more efficient and convenient for some people.

It doesn't smell any worse then a regular bathroom, in fact in my opinion it smells better, as once the initial smell of your business fades all that is left is pine.

I use this lid. It's sturdy, has a seal and easily snaps on and off standard size buckets. Being portable makes it more convenient, as I can move it to where it needs to be when I need it there.

When the weather is nice I usually just keep it outside, but I have a lot of privacy. I can also take it camping.

How often you empty it really depends on how much you use it and how many people use it. When the weather is suitable I often just pee outside somewhere and often use it to fertilize my garden or pee on a compost bin. It's perfectly fine fertilizer if used right. I can dig up some links if you want.

So my buckets take about a week or two to fill up generally speaking. People uncomfortable, unable or unwilling to do that will fill up buckets faster.

I know a family of 4 who go through about 4 buckets a week during the warm months and maybe 6 during the winter.

Some are $300, eh? Clearly you haven't seen the Toto Neorest units:

https://www.amazon.com/MS992CUMFG-01-Neorest-Toilet-Cotton/dp/B00FOUDF62

Now THERE is a toilet......

Feast your eyes upon this beauty:

A seemingly much more useful and awesome toilet seat.

When you can splurge for a heated/light-up toilet seat, you fuckin know you've made it.

Put him on the potty before bath time and tell him he has to poop in there before the shower. If he doesn't go and poops in the tub, bath time is all done.

I would totally avoid the small potty seat if possible. We bought a toilet seat that has a small potty seat built right into it. We got it at lowe's for like $40. My daughter feels safe and secure and honestly cleaning poop out of a little potty is horrible haha.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00EPET9SQ/ref=dp_ob_neva_mobile

Amazing.

Why not one of these?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00IIQCSVM/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1420312435&sr=8-1

Here's my "asshole with too much disposable income" version. .

• Toto Toilet Seat
  
• Inada Massage Chair
  
• "Fitness" Pole
  
• Parallettes
  
  The toilet seat is wonderful - I mean we're piping in and heating up water for the express purpose of making going to the bathroom a much better and toilet paper free experience. It even has a pink button for girls I never press.
  
  
  The chair costs far less (and I bought mine in person for substantially cheaper than amazon sells it) than many people will spend on inconsequential upgrades for a car. It is soothing to know that on-demand you or anyone you choose to let use the chair can access a pleasant, therapeutic experience for the price of a dime's worth of electricity.
  
  The parallel bars gave me access to press handstands, something I can do on concrete in public now without fear. I do street performance of acroyoga for fun and it's incredibly inviting to be able to be at ease playing acrobatically in public. The pole is crazy difficult, humbling, and a party in 4 square feet. AMA!

checked on amazon, their cheapest one seems pretty affordable http://www.amazon.com/SW502-01-Washlet-Elongated-Toilet/dp/B005XNW1Q0/ref=sr_sp-atf_title_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1382365333&sr=8-1&keywords=toto+washlet

Why does it need to be mounted on a wheel? Wouldn't a toilet seat attached onto a 5 gallon bucket work just as well?

Something like this is the bomb-diggety: https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-L60-EW-LumaWarm-Nightlight-Elongated/dp/B008Q6EN0I

https://smile.amazon.com/UltraTouch-Heated-Toilet-Seat-White/dp/B001RUQFHY?sa-no-redirect=1

That seems silly. FYI these are the exact ones we bought and they are great!

Worth it?

Sure a hot shower can stave of feelings of desperation. But if you just want to get clean, a five gallon bucket of water with a lid and a few drops of bleach (not too much, you don't want to smell like chlorine) can hold 100 white shop towels . You take a couple out each day and clean yourself up.

If you have two more 5 gallon buckets, one can be fitted with this. You'd want to line it with a garbage bag and throw some kitty litter in there, but it would suffice.

The third bucket you fill with soapy water, and toss your clothes/rags in and then when you need to wash them they're already pretty clean from jostling around in a moving vehicle for a day or two.


I could go on an on, but this is starting to turn into a prepper type thing. I'm sure there are plenty of videos out there that can teach a person better than I can explain it.

The most important thing though is to stay healthy and strong.

He replaced the entire toilet for one that handled heavier people, but something like this

https://www.amazon.com/Big-John-Oversized-Toilet-Stainless/dp/B000QSHUHM/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

its true, I had the issue, away for work was eating garbage for food... possibly glass lol, heals a fuck of a lot better if you use a japanese bidet to clean yer crackin, I cant swear by them enough you'll have a cleaner krakken than most the kings of the world.

https://www.amazon.ca/TOSHIBA-washing-toilet-Cleanwash-SCS-T160/dp/B003I89FWU

I have a Mayfair seat now, had a Bemis one at the previous house, no problems with either staying up.

Mayfair 148SLOWA 000/1848SLOWA... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000TD4QLM

Bemis 1583SLOW Elongated NextStep... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004CT50UA

Unless it's warm from a romantic partner and you're very kinky.

Well, that or you have a heated toilet seat

Nature’s Head


Nature's Head Self Contained Composting Toilet with Close Quarters Spider Handle Design https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009Z7EKIC/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_apip_OJd77kIBCfcZu

Did you have to explain to your wife that when we men go #2 that we have to tuck our johnson like a drag queen under the tiolet seat to go #1 and #2 at the same time? My wife laughed at me when I suggested I really needed one of these: http://www.amazon.com/Big-John-Toilet-Seat-Front/dp/B000QSHUHM/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1268425148&sr=1-2

ajem...

https://www.amazon.com/TOSHIBA-washing-Cleanwash-SCS-T160-Toshiba/dp/B003I89FWU

Aunque si me ha pasado que se bota la pastilla del contacto y lo tengo que resetear, y si duró un rato apagado es como echarte hielito en el fundillo. No lo recomiendo

There's the Toto Drake II as well. The Ultramax II is a one-piece unit, while the Drake II is a two-piece (separate tank and bowl).

Here's how they both flush. Pretty nifty.

Something like this?
http://www.amazon.com/SW554-01-Washlet-Elongated-Toilet-Cotton/dp/B0011YSEUC

Toto makes a seat and it's available in the US. They even make a portable version. http://www.amazon.com/TOTO-HW300-B-Portable-Travel-Washlet/dp/B00196Y6MW
Edit: to find fit,
measure from the hinge of the toilet seat to the outside edge of the bowl.

Here you go. I picked it as an example because it was a best seller and looked fairly cheap, but maybe there are cheaper ones too.

Not sure about Amazon shipping prices though. I have a friend in Japan who forwards me stuff, so I just looked up Japan Post prices.

EDIT: And you may need to account or any further customs fees. Here it's like €8, but it's different in each EU country.

EDIT2: And I looked at the weight wrong. The product itself weights 4kg, but the box is 6kg, so the shipping comes in at 9400yen (SAL) or 5100yen (Surface mail).

https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-L60-EW-LumaWarm-Nightlight-Elongated/dp/B008Q6EN0I

https://www.amazon.com/Dianoo-Toilet-Bathroom-Washable-Cushion/dp/B01DKE4QAM

Not even a full weekend, but definitely worthwhile: swap out your toilet seats for the soft-close variety.. Toilet seats get gross and worn over time, and I can't explain how "luxurious" soft-close seats feel.. Not to mention it'll completely save your sanity if you have kids in the house.

I used these, but you don't have to get them from amazon - Lowe's and Home Depot sell them too. Expect to spend about $40 each.. They come in the standard (circular) and elongated varieties - make sure to grab the one that matches your toilet (if unsure take measurements of the bowl before you go shopping - the box has the measurements right on it). They take about 5 minutes each to install assuming your existing bolts aren't rusted. And as an added bonus they detach without having to remove the bolts for easy cleaning.

Bad seat: round
https://www.amazon.com/Bemis-500EC000-Molded-Toilet-Change/dp/B002R5B1CW/ref=mp_s_a_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1543457065&sr=8-6&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=toilet%2Bseat&dpPl=1&dpID=31a2MOI%2BAiL&ref=plSrch&th=1&psc=1

Good seat: elongated
https://www.amazon.com/K-4636-0-Grip-Tight-Quiet-Close-Quick-Release-Quick-Attach/dp/B000TFHN56/ref=mp_s_a_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1543457065&sr=8-5&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=toilet+seat&dpPl=1&dpID=31oWfk7-qTL&ref=plSrch

Round-elongated is the comparison I'm looking at. Both of these seats have the round and elongated option. Interesting...

Awesome - thanks for the input. So is this the best of all worlds then?

[http://www.amazon.com/CST454CEFG-01-2-Piece-Elongated-Sanagloss/dp/B002CQ4NVM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1412269696&sr=8-1&keywords=toto+drake+ii](TOTO CST454CEFG#01 Drake II 2-Piece Toilet with Elongated Bowl and Sanagloss,1.28 GPF, Cotton White)

Also, this is a good model, it's also not too expensive (They can go up in price, quite spectacularly).

Yes. You want to search for either "Electronic Toilet Seat" or "Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat" or "washlet.' There's a range. Fair warning: They're typically not cheap. I got this one at Costco for $200 a few years ago, which is definitely on the low side for one of those, especially with that feature set. It's not available anymore though. A comparable model could be about $400-$500. This one is reasonably priced at $250, but it doesn't have an air dryer feature like the intelliseat. I also had an opportunity to use this one when I was in Japan, and it gets a nod of approval.

It seems like a lot to spend, but as others have said, once you get accustomed to it, you realize it's worth every penny.

There's not really any bidet you could call mainstream in the US, but one product that comes kind of close is the Toto Washlet, a popular and well-liked item that's been around a while. Take a close look at the pros and cons to see if it would meet your needs, as it's not strictly a bidet like the kind you'd find in, say, Italy.

You could probably find a plumber or kitchen/bath remodeler in your area who could handle the installation—and given the skill level you're describing, I would leave the job to a pro.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005XNW1Q0/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=SAN9DLZ5WENN&coliid=I18CPINIL5O69V&psc=1

Someone needs a bidet.

I'm not a regular contributor, but I felt like making a top-10 list of my favorite books so far. (My son will be turning 3 soon.)

The rules mention links to facebook or blogs; I'm hoping non-referral links to Amazon are okay. I'll link board books where possible, because pages get ripped and torn until at least two-and-a-half years of age.

• Little Blue Truck: Most parents probably already know this one. Great book for when children are starting to speak - you can point to each of the animals and ask what it "says."
  
• Jamberry: Beautiful illustrations, and it can be read as a song. I'm pretty sure two verses were switched - I think it should be "Three berry four berry, my berry your berry, hayberry strawberry, finger and pawberry." Bugs me a little bit.
  
• Chugga Chugga Choo Choo: Another singable book with rhymes and good illustrations, and a good means of prompting child participation - they can fill in the "whoo whooo!" part.
  
• Planting a Rainbow: Great eye-grabbing book for learning colors. Can also be read with a rhythm, though it isn't as singable as the others.
  
• Little Owl's Night: Great book for pre-empting any fears of the dark. "Owls wake up at night time, and sleep when the sun is up." Surely if this little owl is chilling at night with his fox and turtle buddies, that means nighttime is nothing to be afraid of.
  
• The Little Dump Truck: Has a good rhythm and good illustrations. Helps give your kid, who loves dump trucks but doesn't know why, an idea of what dump trucks actually do.
  
• Twenty Big Trucks in the Middle of the Street: Fantastic counting book, and has a good rhythm as well. Highly recommend for getting your kid to count past ten.
  
• Potty: A godsend for potty training. Start reading it a couple months before you introduce the potty, and read it often. We potty-trained our son at about 34 months with a combination of this book and Season 2, Episode 1 of Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood. He used a little plastic thing for about two weeks before we moved him up to the integrated seat, which is great because it can just be wiped down after use.
  
• Julia's House for Lost Creatures: Beautifully illustrated, and a great introduction to cleaning up after yourself. "What do good boys do if they make a little mess?" "Um, clean up!" The text doesn't flow well in some parts - I get the impression that this was intended for comic-book reading children - but it isn't overly wordy and has more than enough art to compensate.
  
• Why is the Grass Green? First Questions and Answers about Nature: If anyone knows about a more recent version of this, I'd be very interested. We found this one in a library's outdoor "take one, leave one" box. Some of it is still too advanced for our little one to wrap his head around, but the way this book distills concepts into concise explanations with simple wording is amazing. Highly recommended for any child that asks a lot of "why" questions.

We bought this toilet seat and it's one of our best purchases so far!

Mayfair 183SLOWA NextStep Adult Toilet Seat with Built-in Child Potty Training Seat, Elongated, White https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00EPET9SQ/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_hc-hybDS19K92

More than you might think.

That "someday" could be next week, or the next day or two if you choose a faster shipping option.

Heated seat and heated water: https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B003I89FWU; it's amazon's top selling washlet. I would definitely recommend it.

Toto Washlet

You do. Just search amazon for washlet

No. This is a pro bowl

For anyone who's curious and in Asia

this one has a seat warmer

We do, its an add-on seat you can buy from Amazon, search for Toto Washlet, the basic model is about $300. My neighbor has one and she said its one of the best purchases she's ever made.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005XNW1Q0/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1425225982&sr=8-1&keywords=toto+washlet&dpPl=1&dpID=21lqiWLwP4L&ref=plSrch&pi=AC_SY200_QL40

i got one of these and it actually has a built in smaller toilet seat in the lid that the kids can flip down to use!

similar to this : https://www.amazon.com/TOPSEAT-TinyHiney-Toilet-Chromed-Hinges/dp/B00IIQCSVM/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1485323329&sr=8-6&keywords=toilet+seat+with+toddler+seat

If you are willing to rework the plumbing, a wall mount could give you back the space you want:

https://www.amazon.com/CT418FGNo-01-Wall-Hung-Dual-Flush-1-6-GPF-0-9-GPF/dp/B0039O6WTM

Yeah, I bought mine at Amazon... better prices than Lowe's online.

This should do it: https://amazon.com/dp/B00EPET9SQ

My wife had a habit of being like most other women, and bitching when I didn't put the seat down. I quickly fixed this problem by installing one of these

If I'm going to be punished, everyone is going to have to be punished. With the slow close lid, I just smack it and both the seat and the lid fall at the same time without slamming.

I still have to lift the seat up when I go to take a piss, but she still has to lift the lid up when she uses the bathroom. I no longer allow standard toilet seats in our house.

I know some kids don't like the potty seats because they wiggle a little bit. You might try something like this Mayfair Potty Training Seat.

It's basically a regular toilet seat that has another part that comes down to turn it into a toddler seat. Makes it seem like a more adult seat, and is a lot more secure.

When I have to take that cold early-morning shit I run it over with the hair dryer for about a minute till it gets lukewarm. I'm saving up for one of these. Although that's kind of a luxury, I could also solve the cold-seat problem with this, 8x cheaper.

I installed a Toto Drake II a year ago, and love it. never close to a clog, flushes quick, albeit a bit loud.
amazon link

I've honestly never had a problem with crap sticking to it, as many people complain about some Toto low-flow toilets.

http://www.amazon.com/SW554-01-Washlet-Elongated-Toilet-Cotton/dp/B0011YSEUC

Get ready to have your mind blown.

You can have these

on any toilet.

Here you go

The unit he's using looks like this one. Portable composting toilets are quite sanitary and have no significant odor until it's time to empty them. They have a venting system and a small fan that pulls refreshes the air. When it's time to empty, the smell at that point is similar to rich soil.

He's not pooping in a bucket and swimming in the stench.

Here's a Toshiba one

Tons of others from Toto and Panasonic, but they're a little bit ore pricey.

I got the Nature's Head with the spider handle, it was $960. If I'm remembering correctly the cabinet it's in is 2'X2'X2'.

They'll fit fine in a 2x4 wall: http://assets.totousa.com/product-files/SS-00545_WT151M_WT152M.pdf I actually am surprised I don't see more people incorporate wall hung toilets in small spaces. They only cost about $500-$600 for the bowl and tank system: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0039O6WTM/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_S_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=1BKN001TNJPQ5&coliid=I30AWJP4P3KJP8

I recommend one of these. It also helps prevent pee messes as it helps the child sit correctly. And no potty seat removal when parents need to go.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00EPET9RC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_5kRezbECWAE2G

https://www.amazon.ca/SW554-01-Washlet-Elongated-Toilet-Cotton/dp/B0011YSEUC

Not necessarily:

https://www.amazon.com/UltraTouch-Heated-Toilet-Seat-White/dp/B001RUQFHY

Haha! So do we! We've got so many various types it's ridiculous.

I'm hoping the bolted seat will work since he can poo at daycare with no issue.

This is what I'm talking about: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IIQCSVM/ref=sspa_dk_detail_2?psc=1&pd_rd_i=B00IIQCSVM&pd_rd_wg=p5qr0&pd_rd_r=ZVH8FKT9JGNXKW6AK94H&pd_rd_w=vZ08u

We don't have this one. I live in Denmark but looks similar to what we bought!

We don't use diapers anymore (he's recently gone off them altogether) but refuses to poop in toilet. I'm hoping this will be a nice solution!

Late to the party but we like this seat. It is an adult seat with a kids seat built in.

https://www.amazon.com/Mayfair-NextStep-83SLOWA-000-883SLOWA/dp/B00EPET9RC

https://www.amazon.com/Tote-able-Toilet-Seat-and-Lid/dp/B0043X2N50

You need the sweet sweet nectar of the Washlet.

Enjoy

Toto sells a travel washlet on amazon.

probably not as much as this $5000 toilet: https://www.amazon.com/MS992CUMFG-01-Neorest-Toilet-Cotton/dp/B00FOUDF62/

Question:
Is this for 3" or 4"?

Answer:
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By Patrick W. Donahoe on December 5, 2017

I’m sure there are cheaper ways, but this tool would do the trick


Flange-Off Toilet Flange Removal Tool https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007723KIS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_OmUSDbACBGCK8

http://www.amazon.com/UltraTouch-Heated-Toilet-Seat-White/dp/B001RUQFHY

Here is one for $80. Kinda pricey, but not too bad. What price warm buns?

They can be bought.

I LOVE my Japanese butt squirter toilet!

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005XNW1Q0/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I refuse to describe it using the French word

It's great actually we both have our own routines that put us outside of the truck so we only use it for like peeing in morning and before bed. They have a really nice one I'd recommend that I want when I go big like motor home a $1000 one it's the best . I change it about once a week for free and take it to a treatment plant and get flavored tst tabs online for the smell of the toilet

Nature's head https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B009Z7EKIC/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1464768144&sr=8-1&pi=SY200_QL40&keywords=composting+toilet&dpPl=1&dpID=41k7Tv5c0KL&ref=plSrch


Edit what I have https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B004SFKJIQ/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?qid=1464768144&sr=8-2&pi=SX200_QL40&keywords=composting+toilet&dpPl=1&dpID=31o62v345UL&ref=plSrch

I have this Mayfair: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000TD4QLM/ also available in round.

I picked it because I also have a bidet attachment and this seat fits together perfectly.

next step

Buy this toilet seat. You just give the open seat/lid a gentle flick with your finger, then spring action causes the seat/lid to gently close as you walk away. Extremely easy!

If you want any guy to put the seat down on every use, install a slow-closing toilet seat.

Mine hated the seat that goes on the toilet, so for a bit we went back to the little potty, but if you have a Home Depot or something similar near you, they sell seats with the kid seat attached so the kid would just lift the seat and pull the kid seat down and then when they put the kid down it reattaches with a magnet, pops out really easy for cleaning as well.

I just googled it and apparently you can find them just about anywhere. But here’s what it looks like.

seat

RELEVANT TO YOUR INTERESTS.

https://www.amazon.com/Flange-Off-Toilet-Flange-Removal-Tool/dp/B007723KIS/ref=sr_1_6?keywords=flange+remover&qid=1575008286&sr=8-6

Found this, but it's quite pricey and It's made for ABS/PVC. I'm not even sure what material my drain pipe is made of. But the dried-up drops on the inside make me think it's plastic that's been fused together.