Best toys & games activities & amusements according to redditors

We found 3,570 Reddit comments discussing the best toys & games activities & amusements. We ranked the 1,536 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.

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Fidget toys
Fortune telling toys
Gags & practical joke toys
Juggling sets
Light-up toys
Magnet toys
Miniature novelty toys
Nesting dolls
Novelty games
Prisms & kaleidoscopes
Slime & putty toys
Temporary tattoos for kids
Toy activity & play balls
Viewfinder toys
Spring & wind-up toys
Toy electronic spy gear
Tarot cards
Magic kits & accessories
Money banks for kids
Novelty spinning tops
Shaped rubber wristbands
Fidget toys

Top Reddit comments about Toys & Games Activities & Amusements:

u/cloudsofdawn · 1406 pointsr/UnethicalLifeProTips

Liquid Ass Fart Spray from Amazon . Read the reviews. A few sprays under the door once in a while may help, or even cause them to move or be evicted from the smell.

u/BaconReceptacle · 153 pointsr/gifs

Source if you want to buy it:

u/ovoKOS7 · 106 pointsr/LearnUselessTalents
u/kj3ll · 86 pointsr/trees
u/Chuck_Raycer · 81 pointsr/casualChildAbuse

These are a joke gift, and I got my dad a whole bunch for Christmas one year. His favorite was the Crib Dribbler.

u/Mr_Original_II · 76 pointsr/gifs

just ordered one

Edit to add the link provided by whisker-biscuitt, the real hero here.
just ordered 6 more. with Prime!

u/illiriya · 73 pointsr/INEEEEDIT
u/PenPenGuin · 68 pointsr/oddlysatisfying

Most people have already replied, but just in case you haven't seen it yet, this is most likely Aaron's Thinking Putty in Liquid Glass. If you're into that sort of thing as a stress toy, I can recommend the brand's other colors too, especially their metallic ones like Super Scarab. They look just as cool in person and they make excellent cube toys. Just like normal silly putty, they do tend to collect dust from surfaces though. I believe most of his putties are silicone based, couldn't tell you much more than that though.

u/Zanchbot · 59 pointsr/chemicalreactiongifs

This looks like the stuff

Same company makes magnetic putty. I ordered some of that a couple months back and it's fun stuff!

u/magicalPatrick · 56 pointsr/roosterteeth

This seems like a robot hosted on the spot. And I have to honestly ask why a robot? I get the theme is to educate a robot to "escape" but it just seems so forced.

If this gets past a pilot I hope to go they change the voice of the robot. There is no reason RT should be using what sounds like the robot setting from this toy.

u/testmule · 55 pointsr/motorcycles

This would be sprayed in his gloves to the point they are soaked and a nice dusting in his lid & pray we're in a helmet law state.

Liquid Ass

u/ASonicAssault · 52 pointsr/funny

BTW everyone, this is just a novelty gag gift box you can get on amazon for $7.49.


In case anyone actually wants it.

u/LostChild1 · 42 pointsr/AskReddit
u/vintagefancollector · 35 pointsr/AskMen

Spray some Liquid Ass on his stinky pile of clothes and under his bed.

I bet it will be enough to get him to clean his crap up.

u/nicefineapple · 35 pointsr/IdiotsInCars

This is an example of why I like having [these] ( in my car. There was a sale on them not too long ago!

u/wolfsharktomahawk · 33 pointsr/FidgetSpinners

Looking for my first spinner and I have a little under $50 to spend. I have found a few decent looking ones:


But I have no clue on the quality of any of these. Does anyone know about any of these or have any suggestions of your own?

u/magicarnival · 29 pointsr/pics

They honestly made me think of those squishy gel tubes from the 90's.

u/bluesimplicity · 26 pointsr/LifeProTips

For a funny approach, try these fake parking tickets. They worked for my spouse who used them on a college campus. After gifting particularly bad parking jobs a few of these, my spouse noticed over the next few weeks that the drivers did a much better job of parking. I particularly like the line, "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."

u/MorningDrunkard · 26 pointsr/gifs
u/PMmeUrKittyCat · 25 pointsr/funny
u/ThelemaAbbey · 24 pointsr/adult_toys

Looks to be something like this!

u/Sparkpulse · 23 pointsr/JUSTNOMIL

Invest in the Vulcan. Also I, personally, dual-wield a set of Barricades that have yet to let me down. When they run out of bullets, I just switch to a Marauder, but I don't think you want to do that...

... now that I'm thinking about it, if I start a chapter of the Order, my weapon is going to be Liquid Ass plus Airzooka Air Cannon because I am the family's Chaos Child and this is how I roll.

u/GoOtterGo · 22 pointsr/Damnthatsinteresting

Not the cheapest toy:

But the plastic ones are cheaper:

u/TeslaModel11 · 21 pointsr/teslamotors

Something like this with different wording.

At least will give them a scare from 200ft away until they get to car and read it

u/davidredsox · 21 pointsr/gifs

You just made me google "smiley barf slurp toy". I hope you're happy.

EDIT: Honestly, I think discovering this was worth the inevitable Japanese toy ads I will be receiving in the future.

u/o_0Zero · 20 pointsr/funny

I like this, but I think we can make an integrated, all-in-one solution by using dye with some Liquid Ass mixed in. We could call it "Purple Stank".

u/lilmunchkin22 · 18 pointsr/funny

Look up the reviews for “Liquid ass” on Amazon if you want to make your day better. Edit:

u/FurryPornConnoisseur · 18 pointsr/de

Vielleicht regelmäßig ein paar Spritzer hiervon im Flur sprühen.

u/darknep · 18 pointsr/Cantelmoism

What the fuck!? $2000 for a lamp? I'm here without a laptop for my studies and he's complaining about a lamp, THEN tries to scam you??? Woah that's very not epic of him. He should be banned from reddit.


Seriously. Who pays $2000 for a lamp!? Just get this beauty for $25

u/mightbetrolling · 16 pointsr/videos

I think you didn't have a good childhood.
Voice Scrambler, also available in App form!

u/scratchnsniffy · 15 pointsr/berkeley

Spray Liquid Ass on the bench.

u/LonesomeObserver · 14 pointsr/AskMen

Was sitting in my room, just finished a protein shake in a futile attempt in gaining weight about 30 minutes or so earlier. I was hot, trying to relax and cool down. Let one RIP. Dear God, the stench was so heinous it gave me a debilitating and severely nauseating headache and made me throw up, thankfully not before getting to the bathroom.

The other fart I remember best while not actually being mine was my mothers. It was my mother, stepfather, half sister, and I driving to my grandparents house. I dont know wtf she ate or what buf she let it RIP and before long the van is filled with the heinous stench of a rotting skunk and the infamous prank odor, liquid ass. We were all gagging and retching and had to open every window to clear the stench.

u/VROF · 13 pointsr/AdviceAnimals

I highly recommend this. Years ago I was seriously pissed off at my teenagers for being too entitled and lazy to make a Christmas list. Christmas had been boring for years because people ask for what they want, and they get it.

One year I gave each kid money and told them to buy their own gifts, wrap them up and at least on Christmas I would be surprised. We loved it. Now everyone in our family does this. We buy our own gifts, wrap them up and then open them on Christmas and gush to the person who "gave" it to us. My kids always end up buying stuff I don't really approve of and would never buy them and everyone thinks it is hilarious. For example, one year when my son was 15 he bought something called Liquid Ass and made a huge deal about how happy he was I got it for him. He told EVERYONE that "my mom got me this for Christmas." My husband always buys himself stuff I would never get either. Last year he thanked me for the box of stinky cigars "I" got him for Christmas.

It really is fun. Or it was fun while it lasted. Now my kids are in college and are afraid the consumerism is destroying the world so they don't want to exchange gifts. So it will be stockings only.

u/WalterJrsBreakfast · 13 pointsr/Coachella

We brought diffraction glasses with us last year and they were a blast! A nice plus was giving them away to people in the Sahara and seeing their face light up when they put them on.

u/TrumpetExhibitionist · 13 pointsr/geek
u/shanely · 12 pointsr/ottawa

Talk to your landlord about it, but if that doesn't go anywhere and you don't want to leave - use lots of this.

u/llamanoir · 12 pointsr/childfree

Security cameras and Liquid Ass spray.

ETA: Motion-activated sprinkler.

u/jsheradin · 12 pointsr/electronics

5 pairs for $14. Although my set came with 4 pairs and two left hands for some reason.

u/The_Sgro · 11 pointsr/BlackPeopleTwitter

What about these bad girls?

Pearl Water Wigglies

u/the_hoser · 11 pointsr/PS4

There's a product you can buy that's just as accurate at predicting these kinds of things as asking on reddit. It's pretty cheap. All you have to do is ask it a yes/no answer, like 'Will God of War be under $20 during the black friday sale?", and then flip it over.

u/lamordnt · 11 pointsr/Portland

There is this stuff on amazon called liquid ass. A squirt or two near the camper is enough to make even the filthiest of criddlers run for the hills. Liquid Ass

u/ThePensAreMightier · 11 pointsr/Minecraft

As others have echoed here, it is absolutely suitable for children. My stepkids play it and that's how I got into it. I had always wondered about the game and really fell in love with it when I decided to play it with them. It's been a nice little bonding activity for us too.

The "violence" is very minimal. There's no blood or anything like that. Just some zombies that you can hit with a sword and they flash and move back away from you. It's also great at sparking creativity as you can build whatever you want.

As for your second question, there's tons of stuff out there that you could get for him which just depends on your budget. There are a ton of plush dolls you could get for him. Maybe find out his favorite animals/enemies from the game? I personally love the wolves, cows, and ender dragon. There are also plenty of Minecraft Lego sets as well but I'm not sure if 5 years old is great for legos as most of the boxes say 8+. I would use your discretion on those. Again, not sure your thoughts on weapons but they also make the Minecraft weapons as toys and there's some items on that list that are in the game (mainly the guns - Minecraft has no guns). If he sleeps with a nightlight like most kids, there's even a Minecraft torch that you could get for his room.

EDIT: Also, props to being a cool grandma/grandpa and checking out what the kids interested in! There's loads of stuff that's suitable for kids his age for Minecraft. Usually any toy store these days seems to have a wall full of Minecraft stuff too if you aren't looking to order anything online. I know Toys R Us in my area has an aisle dedicated to Minecraft.

u/Jpakolypse · 10 pointsr/investing

I have invested in an amazing piece of technology. It's cheap, and while not 100% accurate, it has proven itself to be just as effective as many experts in predicting future market trends.

u/Bielzabutt · 10 pointsr/ProRevenge

"liquid ass" I'm pretty sure you can get it at any prank store.

u/ElMax- · 10 pointsr/4chan

I think this is the spray he used

u/innominate6283 · 10 pointsr/DirkGently

There have been successful campaigns, but, to my knowledge, they all had a physical component that was sent to the network e.g. letters, tabasco, peanuts. If people start doing that for Dirk Gentle, I suggest Panic Pete squeeze toys.

u/dudefromvenice · 10 pointsr/Coachella

So far...

  • GLOW STICKS - I bought 1,000. Last year I did the same and it was so much fun throwing them around the Sahara tent. I hope people don't mind. Everyone seemed to love when I handed them out.
  • and these awesome glasses.

u/ivixivixvxii · 10 pointsr/EVEX

It's called a Helicone


Youtube Review

Edit: GIF source

u/Who_GNU · 10 pointsr/gadgets

Please don't crowdfund something that already exists.

u/alio_laski · 10 pointsr/oddlysatisfying

He bought it off Amazon, but the one he bought specifically isn't in stock. Here's one I found by Googling 'smiley face vomit plastic', lol

u/guitardreams · 9 pointsr/FidgetSpinners

So I have the cheap plastic spinner with the bearings in the arms; and while it's really satisfying in its own right, I figured it's time to upgrade to something metal.

I have $50 towards Amazon, and I would like something that can share a pocket with either my phone or wallet that has some weight to it and preferably a decent spin time. (And I prefer any color besides gold/brass, but that's less important to me.)

Here's the ones I've looked into so far:

Zendial bar

Zendial star




Yes a bunch of these suggestions came from scouring this subreddit, and honestly I don't know jack about these sellers or the "authenticity" of these spinners. So please let me know what you think, and I am open to suggestions that aren't what I have listed here. Thanks guys!

Edit: Sorry, I know no one has even looked at this comment yet, but I think I'm gonna go with the Zendial star. It's only $20 and I get prime shipping; and people on here seem to trust that company. Let me know if this was a bad idea.

u/Redditheist · 9 pointsr/RandomActsOfChristmas

Here's what's on the way from us:

I can't win with Alexia! I sent the one gift but it wouldn't get there on time so I ordered another which will (HOPEFULLY) be there the 24th. :-/

This is for you, Mom, so you can finish any other needed shopping or treat that poor older boy to something not so lame or treat yourself (you deserve it!):

I wish you all a very Merry Christmas. ;-)

u/BubbleYum666 · 9 pointsr/beyondthebump

I thought it was going to be one of those fake boxes you put a gift in, like these

u/BonfireinRageValley · 9 pointsr/BlackPeopleTwitter
u/mybro4sale · 8 pointsr/OkCupid

Maybe 10? I honestly don't remember.

Okay okay I remember. I went to the museum of science and got one of those gel water tube things. These mother fuckers.

And I put my dick in it.

u/lrbinfrisco · 8 pointsr/TickTockManitowoc

Maybe we could just replace juries with a Magic Eight Ball. /s

u/Iced_TeaFTW · 8 pointsr/SantasLittleHelpers

Gift #4: I wanted to send this: but shipping is crazy stupid, so GC will be sent to /u/mjschreff for Wal Mart or Amazon, once I get her email address.

u/Stenchr · 8 pointsr/WouldYouRather

I'd rather have to deal with nickels than having an iPhone. My solution would be to remove the tray from my optical drive so there is no front. Then I would just slide the optical drive out the front of my case so it hangs over a 10 gallon bucket. I would precede to buy something that mimics the action of one of these(but battery/USB powered) and have it set up to hit my enter key all day. If i set it to complete a rotation (up and down) once a second, that's around 3 dollars a minute which made $180 an hour which would make a $4320 dollars a day. After the first day I would have a few buckets worth of nickels so I would stop the pressing of the button. I would then go to separate banks to change the nickles into cash. I would then keep everything in cash while continuing my normal job. I would now be able to buy almost anything I wanted with the one stipulation that it would have to be able to bought in cash. If I ever ran out all I would need to do is find a bank which takes coins or a coinstar and start up my little money printer again. One of my first purchases would be to build a new computer that doesn't have the nickel problem.

EDIT: I would also buy copious amounts of lottery tickets to make my money more "legit" with investments and money laundering.

u/fts55 · 8 pointsr/AskReddit

Fill a ballon with partailly shaving cream and the rest water. Gets them smelling weird after hit. Also works with chicken bullion cubes.

Half a condom full of vinegar and half of baking soda tie it off fast and throw it into a room.

Always a Favorite.

If most people have water jugs or a brita filter thing you can always put salt into it.

Fake spiders. Fake spiders everywhere.

Air horn to a door stop.

If people like it ill give more.

u/woodycanuck · 8 pointsr/Calgary

I'm not saying you should buy this and spray it on the bike seat. That would be wrong. This stuff smells absolutely atrocious and lasts a long time, and sticks to anything that touches it. So don't do that.

u/majikmonkie · 8 pointsr/Winnipeg

I'm just gonna leave this here. You should look into it.

u/PM_ME_HEALTH_TIPS · 8 pointsr/gifs

And if you want to buy it, I THINK this is it

u/non4prophet · 8 pointsr/glitch_art

Thanks! Actually, the input two input images were taken on my phone, using [prism diffraction glasses] ( at a lake near where I live. I then used a morphing software called [Fantamorph] ( to blend the images together. In the program, you can set anchoring points to aid in the transitioning effect, but I make hundreds and hundreds of anchors until the program almost crashes (and sometimes it does) trying to do the render. I then export the morph to a video file from Fantamorph, importing it into Photoshop as layers/frames and further tweak sharpening and layer effects until I get something I like. Then, export as GIF from PS.

Here are the input images:

u/glass_head420 · 8 pointsr/bonnaroo

Got some diffraction glasses and glow sticks for this year. Last year I brought these weirdly detailed tiny hands. They really blew some people minds after Bassnectar's show.

u/furntree · 8 pointsr/Existentialism

Amazon has you covered with free shipping!

u/[deleted] · 7 pointsr/StonerProTips

Insanity wolf says, "Liquid Ass!"

u/Edib1eBrain · 7 pointsr/marvelstudios
u/HighKungFuGamerProgr · 7 pointsr/gadgets

I'm finding it difficult to understand. Why does it have to fit in your wallet? I understand you want to keep it organized so that you just have to to pick up your wallet rather than remember more stuff. HOWEVER, don't you have keys on you when your out of your home? Why don't you just get a little pen with a keyring on it? That way the pen can be even smaller than if it had to be card sized/shaped, its easier to hold precisely which is important for legible writing, and I'd imagine alot easier to get ink refils. That's just how I'd solve this.

u/jonwong966 · 7 pointsr/EDC

Student in New York. Used to carry a Spyderco slip joint but not about to get suspended

u/bubonis · 7 pointsr/geocaching

If you're going to continue geocaching, buy one of these.

u/KuramaReinara · 6 pointsr/childfree

Well to be fair a girl got expelled from her private school because principal thought these were sex toys

u/4rr4 · 6 pointsr/videos

I hear if you cut these open and drink them, you never need to paint your nails again.

u/RichardPeterJohnson · 6 pointsr/business

$120?! Damn, that's expensive. $7.99 at Amazon

u/Lovehat · 6 pointsr/northernireland

I sprayed liquid ass in mine today just in case anyone was going to have a look.

u/dommobee · 6 pointsr/ProtectAndServe

Liquid Ass.

I'm not LEO yet, but oh my God, this stuff is terrible. It will clear a room with one spray. It's perfect for the summer because you can open the car, spray it 2-3 times and let it bake in the heat with the doors and windows shut.

u/DenSem · 6 pointsr/funny

Amazon has them

u/keatonch · 6 pointsr/Damnthatsinteresting

You can get it here. I don't think i would shell out 22 bones for something that i'll inevitably get dirty and then forget about until it's glued together the pages of a book or something.

u/iesvs · 6 pointsr/WTF

It's a "prank pack", but a hilarious one.

u/waltpsu · 6 pointsr/productivity

Haha, that’s actually good advice, this torch is great to keep on your nightstand...provides enough light to see without hurting your sleepy eyes. It’s perfect.

u/DexRogue · 5 pointsr/Charger

Or if you don't feel like being that destructive... Spray some of this into the windshield wiper cowl. That stank will last for a LONG time.

u/DaCeph · 5 pointsr/WTF

On this same note: liquid ass everywhere.

u/HungerStrikeOut · 5 pointsr/EDC

My entire EDC:

Name | URL
True Utility™ Telescoping Pen |
Bang TI™ Titanium Toothpick |
Thorfire™ TS4A Light |
Key + Fob |

Not pictured: iPhone 8+

u/MrKMJ · 5 pointsr/Parenting

The "crib dribbler" is an empty box you can buy for a gag.

u/bluntildaWasTaken · 5 pointsr/gifs
u/Rybitron · 5 pointsr/ofcoursethatsathing

Here is an amazon link, other people have found other places to buy it.

Cute Yellow Round Sucking & Vomiting Lazy Egg Yolk Vent Stress Tricky Game Relief Toys by Juicart

u/ssJeff · 4 pointsr/FidgetSpinners

There are some good and reasonably priced spinners on Amazon. I have and like this one It's big and light with good gyro. Does great with a button upgrade, like a 22m Kong.

I love this large, heavy beast:

This one is solid copper, and is decent.

I don't have this one, but have seen a lot of people raving about it.

This one sounds really fast and has a great bearing.

Wow! This one went down to $5. I have it in silver and it is one of my favorites. It's pretty light, being solid aluminum, but very smooth and beautiful.

u/magamaleh · 4 pointsr/AskReddit

Or you can never go wrong with the classic Magic 8-Ball

u/motherstep · 4 pointsr/NoStupidQuestions

"Dipping birds" or more colloquially, "drinking birds". I found some on Amazon for reference.

u/Forever_Trombone · 4 pointsr/AskReddit
u/jamman751 · 4 pointsr/AskReddit
u/zHellas · 4 pointsr/gamegrumps

> We should send Arin some fart spray to balance things out.

Like Liquid Ass?

u/Jargen · 4 pointsr/AdviceAnimals

Prank shops close to the campus, or online

u/LX41 · 4 pointsr/unitedkingdom

I present to you. This. Mate uses the stuff on his neighbours who live below him.

u/TNT12DaBomb · 4 pointsr/funny

Someone poured a whole bottle of this into the air ducts. The entire school stank for the rest of the month. It started to precipitate in the lockers.

u/toopc · 4 pointsr/SeattleWA

The great thing about glitter is that it's simple, and a real pain in the ass to clean up. Cat poop is gross, but you can fling it out your car in a second.

No doubt your suggested mixture would be extremely nasty, but creating it would be almost as disgusting as having it flung about your car. Far easier to buy a bottle of "Liquid Ass" and just work that into the equation somehow.

u/Fwoggie2 · 4 pointsr/london

If he persists you could spray the lightest of light sprays on his coat of this - he'd think he got it off you and give you a wide berth:

u/amazongifter · 4 pointsr/AskReddit

Yodeling pickle


Liquid ass

Choose wisely my friend

u/fireash · 4 pointsr/breakingmom

Wow, that is just awful! I never lock the door to the bathroom, but my husband won't even fart around me, much less poop while I am in the shower. Is locking it an option, or can you install one if it doesn't currently lock? If you do want revenge, and can't make yourself poop on command, maybe get those stinky sprays?

u/Mr_CIean · 4 pointsr/sandiego

He bought it online.

But it's pretty lame that someone couldn't write something better for a product they are selling.

u/pieguy40 · 4 pointsr/trees

Lmao, you inspired me to go and find a link to some of the glasses like in OP's post. Apparently they're called "diffraction glasses"!

u/WristViolin · 4 pointsr/shutupandtakemymoney

This one is my favorite: The Crib Dribbler

u/essidus · 4 pointsr/oddlysatisfying

Good news!

Edit: Old link didn't work. Updated with a link.

u/PM-ME-UR-ZITS-GIRL · 4 pointsr/CatsAreAssholes

I realize it also looks like there's a baby stashed in there, but alas...

u/iBeenie · 3 pointsr/pics

I found them listed as "Pearl Water Wigglies" on Amazon.

u/whowantstoknow · 3 pointsr/tipofmytongue
u/civilaiden · 3 pointsr/Cardinals

Their system is actually pretty cheap.

u/TheArtofTheBoneSpur · 3 pointsr/politics

Your're welcome...

You might want to put a tiny thruster mod on his head to speed refreshes.

u/dihydrogen_monoxide · 3 pointsr/Steam

Yep. I think I need one of these to handle the deleting for me.

u/UpLateGiggling · 3 pointsr/funny

Think it's still missing a cartoon one of these...

u/PingPing88 · 3 pointsr/Eve

Hmm, had no idea it was worth banning. Luckily my reddit account isn't linked to my Eve account!

I'll upgrade to one of these.

Rock it Homer Simpson style.

u/kempff · 3 pointsr/Astronomy

There are entire websites/blogs devoted to science toys.

Sometimes something as simple as a pair of large superstrong magnets makes a lovely Christmas gift for a responsible boy or girl.

u/pseudolobster · 3 pointsr/self

2000 bouncy balls.

Throw them off a roof, it'll be cool.

But seriously, if you have extra money, save it. The intenet will not give you good advice otherwise.

u/zoomacrymosby · 3 pointsr/AskReddit

You could get 4500 ladybugs, 250 super bouncy balls, or a bunch of Annoy-a-thons around their offices.

If you want to go psycho, an immobilizer would stop their trucks. Just use their own immobilizers.

u/trumpetspieler · 3 pointsr/conspiracy

No it's definitely a stink bomb, have you ever handled butyric acid? It smells like dead flesh blended with rotten eggs. Amazon is openly selling chemical weapons right now, just google liquid shit. I think chemical weapons have to have the ability to harm you at the very least.

edit: correction everyone, the product is called "liquid ass", not liquid shit.

u/DudeLeaveMeAloneeeee · 3 pointsr/BigBrother

Probably liquid ass, which is a real thing...

u/CEHepp · 3 pointsr/videos

This is what you spray in it before shooting vortex rings at people: Liquid Ass

u/sitruss · 3 pointsr/WTF

I may be wrong but I recall reading that bears generally have pretty bad vision to begin with, and that hearing and smell are their strongest senses. Perhaps a bottle of Liquid Ass and an airhorn are in order, at least you'd die hilariously.

u/daguil68367 · 3 pointsr/rant

Here, and here. Have fun!

u/classecrified · 3 pointsr/childfree

Some of This mixed with some water in a water gun will solve your problems pretty quickly.

u/Aldebaran-Shellmouth · 3 pointsr/AskReddit
u/biwwy_wiwkins · 3 pointsr/fragrance
u/Golker · 3 pointsr/DippingTobacco

There’s liquid ass out there, just a really bad smelling and probably worse tasting liquid, check amazon for it I’m sure they have it, and have fun watching him puke! Here’s a link for one I’ve used, open the can and spray this in there then leave it somewhere for him.

u/RexMcRider · 3 pointsr/ProRevenge
u/VocaLizard · 3 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, friend of midnighteskye!! Here are some gift ideas that fit your criteria:

Dark Chocolate Red Rose made with Chocolate Liquor

LED Finger Lights

Set of 10 Animal Finger Puppets or Set of 6 People Finger Puppets (both together cost only slightly more than $5)

12c Syringe-shaped Pens

Rear View Spy Glasses

Pad of Fake Parking Tickets

I'm not submitting these as part of the contest, but in case you're willing to get him a) add-ons or b) things slightly over $5, look at these:

Dark Chocolate Edible Shot Glasses - $7.94, Add-on

Dark Chocolate Liqueur Filled Bottles - $15.95

Google Eyes Drink Markers - $5.69

And if I by chance win, I would very much like this decal for my car (off my "Miscellany" wishlist). It's terribly appropriate for my bitty Scion xA!

Thanks for the contest!

u/dosetoyevsky · 3 pointsr/politics
u/Djheath84 · 3 pointsr/funny

Anyone who came to the comments looking to buy them, here ya go

u/MadLintElf · 3 pointsr/oddlysatisfying
u/Sides4peace · 3 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I like to write about what makes me happy, I'm a very very anxious person too, especially in cars or around new people, so writing down good solid things helps me a bit.

And something relaxing on Amazon?


I love having something to squeeze and squish when I get upset!

Crazy Aarons Thinking Putty 3.2oz - Super Magnetic Strange Attractor

u/3_of_Spades · 3 pointsr/see

Or this

u/SennaSaysHi · 3 pointsr/tipofmytongue

You can definitely get gel stress balls, and also solid rubber ones. My favorite ones are those that are filled with sand or beads with a thick rubber coating over them. I just love how they feel.

The trick is to put 'therapeutic' in your search terms. It will tend to spit out more of the physical-therapy type ones and less of the cheapo foam ones.

Oh, and I think this might be the sort of thing you're looking for?

u/meninblack1986 · 3 pointsr/electricdaisycarnival

I bought [these] ( ones. And the heart ones were AMAZING!! The spirals were okay.

I also bought [these] ( ones (mostly because they were cheap) & they look pretty cool in my kitchen...just waiting to bust them out & share them during EDC!

u/MersonMonkeys · 3 pointsr/geocaching

If you are ready to invest a little money to this hobby I recommend the True Utility Keychain pen. It is compact, goes on your keyring, and the pen is snapped on to the lid very securely so it does not fall off of the ring like some keychain pens. It is about 10 bucks.

u/notaneggspert · 3 pointsr/EDC

This is pretty much what I always have on me if I know I'll need a lighter, or a pen, or a bottle opener I'll grab something a little easier to use. But 99 times out of 100 I've got this as a bare minimum on my person.

Benchmade Griptillian

Seiko SKX007 on a Perlon band

Victorinox Classic SD

Split Pea lighter

Maratac flash light

Pico Titanium bottle opener

Corsair Voyager flash drive

Delrin pill container

Telescoping Pen

A&P ring

Runt Clip

u/EviLeviathan09 · 3 pointsr/pics

Calm thyself. It's fake.

u/ununpentium89 · 3 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/Kasiay · 3 pointsr/aves

light-up fidget spinners and light-up fidget spinner rings

tiny hands

pinwheel hair clips

flow toys are always cool, my fave is the levitation wand

also a light-up misting fan or any sort of fan will always win you new friends

u/SUPERBOUGHT · 3 pointsr/thingsforants

It's one of these

u/antisyncline · 3 pointsr/HelpMeFind

here you go

there are also listings for fewer hands if you don't want 10.

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u/nicestyle · 3 pointsr/rupaulsdragrace

I think they're finger puppets, amazon has a few listings for them.

u/-i-hate-you-all · 3 pointsr/ofcoursethatsathing

$7.79 on amazon

But hey, free shipping.

I was thinking something along the lines of that person you feel obligated to buy for but when you ask what they want they say "Oh, nothing"

u/adav218 · 3 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

1. something blue

2. summer vibes

3. unusual food, avocado hugger

4. this for my mom. shes the ultimate beach planner, and it would be such a good gift because it has the insulated bottom that she could bring snacks and drinks in!

5. girl in cabin 10 its a suspense, and Ruth Ware has quickly become one of my fav authors.

six- hmm coming back.

7. dog bed for burrow types

8. this useless gift is pretty funny though

9. inception because its just a giant mind fuck and its awesome

10. first aid kit for zombies just seems like you might need a band-aid or something.

11. DSM 5 pocket version im currently studying for my license to become a counselor, and this one be so helpful when I have to diagnose my clients. it's absolutely vital for a therapist, and it would change my life!

12. add- on

13. harry potter fandom

14. this painting is 235,000 HOLY CRAP

15. unicorn cupcake topper

16. bourbon vanilla candle

17. barbie dream house was EVERYTHING

18. writers block

19. makeup vanity I cant afford one right now, but I will save up and get one!!! Im obsessed with makeup and having a good place to sit while doing it.

20. bacon survival kit. for the true bacon lovers lmao

Edit: I literally give up on editing the numbers. But this was such a fun scavenger hunt! Thank you adoptee!

u/RichJMoney · 3 pointsr/awesome

here it is at less than half that price:

u/rainbowraptor · 3 pointsr/FidgetSpinners
  1. Heres an amazing one made of copper.

  2. Have you tried to polish it?

  3. You might need a new bearing.
u/theresonly151 · 3 pointsr/TIHI
u/ethium0x · 3 pointsr/OutOfTheLoop

>and I hope they can't monetize that

Too late

u/guptill_78 · 3 pointsr/DestinyTheGame

Here's the one I ordered just last week! And yes, I thought it looked like the Tricorn when I selected it (from the 10k+ choices).

u/OneSpecificUser · 2 pointsr/notinteresting

It's a joke gift. Even the price is a troll.

u/kohai7 · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

okay, i'll give this a go..

this emergency chicken

this pig steamer thing

and, most importantly...


u/smdgoblin · 2 pointsr/RedditDads

Whoever gets matched with /u/Papa_Grumps needs to get him this.


u/TankReady · 2 pointsr/pics
u/informareWORK · 2 pointsr/OkCupid

You can grip firmly and use the shaft skin like one of those toys or you can use lube of some sort.

u/punished_pickle · 2 pointsr/mildlyinteresting

Quit fucking yoyos. I recommend [This] ( instead

u/crankypants15 · 2 pointsr/AskMen

It's a squishy sleeve toy. $5.50us.

u/Can_I_fap_2_this · 2 pointsr/rule34

I know exactly what they're called! Pearl Water Wigglies though I don't recommend them used!

u/cresloyd · 2 pointsr/shittyadvice

As with every job, you need the right tools.

First, get a Ouija Board, and when you master its use, get a Magic 8 Ball.

u/soupastar · 2 pointsr/GiftIdeas

Toysmith Tech Gear Multi Voice Changer (6.5-Inch, Various Colors)

Won't be in stock til after Christmas. Do you have one of those god awful spencer gifts around you? They have shit like that. Also toys r us would be a good place to check out

u/BanzaiOnTagPro · 2 pointsr/TagPro

Well, if we don't have enough sign-ups, I'm happy to send the mic-receivers a $10 gift that will add to the experience.

u/snoo-snoo-train · 2 pointsr/swtor

Then set up one of these instead if you're so worried about getting banned:

u/mattmercer · 2 pointsr/perktv

Water bird


Duct tape

Problem solved.

u/cajun_super_coder2 · 2 pointsr/AskProgramming

I have a stress ball that's fun to throw at the ceiling. I try to get it as close to the ceiling as possible without touching it. Also, Rubics cubes tend to wear down fast. Get a nice one like this: I have one at my home office and another at my office office. Also, a drinking bird is interesting for a few weeks:

u/MADREX2000 · 2 pointsr/LV426

You could always get a couple of these water drinking birds ;) They can be seen in both Alien, and Alien: Isolation if you want an actual prop from the universe!

u/Jeff-Van-Gundy · 2 pointsr/personalfinance

fuck can't tell me THIS wasn't a great purchase

u/PoppinPills09 · 2 pointsr/techsupport

Couldn't you just buy something that moves around so that the sensor can detect movement?

Some kind of desk motion toy like this thing, this other thing, or that thing.

u/KnodiChunks · 2 pointsr/gadgets

Or you could literally buy 13 thousand bouncy balls with that money.

Think of the things you can do with tens of thousands of bouncy balls, that an iphone will never be able to do!

Or you could feed 86 starving children for the rest of the year! Can anything in the app store do that?

u/random_reddit_accoun · 2 pointsr/AskReddit
u/danhm · 2 pointsr/AskReddit
  1. Acquire a large amount of bouncy balls

  2. Using a thin piece of cardboard (a flattened cereal box works great) as a temporary stopper, open and fill a cabinet they use often with the bouncy balls. For optimal results, also make a ramp out of other pieces of cardboard.

  3. Close the cabinet and pull out the cardboard.

  4. Wait.
u/LucyAndDiamonds · 2 pointsr/TrollXChromosomes
u/cyancynic · 2 pointsr/offbeat

They could save themselves the intestinal distress.

u/LysanderTheGreat · 2 pointsr/fantasyfootball

it's a spray that smells like... well... the name is indicative.

u/Furah · 2 pointsr/myevilplan

Tried talking to the other roommate about waking up earlier so you can make noise of a morning? Chances are it's annoying him just as much as it is him. If that doesn't get the go ahead Just go wake him up constantly by slapping his face, blocking his nose, splashing water on his face. The other alternative is whenever he does this, go in to his room of a morning and hide something that smells really bad in there. Simmer a small amount of vinegar in a pot with a lid, pour it in a cup and put it in his room.

EDIT: In my search to help someone with pranking, I've come across fart spray. I'd also recommend shrimp scent if you wish to really get the message through.

u/Spyro_Fan · 2 pointsr/WTF

Let me introduce to you, Liquid Ass.

u/crusty-man-anus · 2 pointsr/IAmA

Yes, get the big ass horn. People will certainly get out of your way. Get some liquid ass to release when you blow the ass horn. It will be quite funny.

u/Ozyman666 · 2 pointsr/pics
u/Khiraji · 2 pointsr/funny

We did a variation of this one when I was a freshman, only using a bottle of this bio-weapon you can by on Amazon. We diluted it a little with water, but it was still devastatingly effective. Came close to getting our housing contract revoked over it...

u/KeepInKitchen · 2 pointsr/JUSTNOMIL

Live Ladybugs

Live Hissing Cockroach. Only 3 left, so act now!

Cow eyeballs in bulk!

Liquid Ass. You can always hope it leaks!

u/14_year_old_girl · 2 pointsr/antiMLM
u/pandamimes · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Liquid ass.

It's a fart spray.

u/shellacr · 2 pointsr/philadelphia

I've had a similar problem in Philly though less frequent. How about setting up a can of Liquid Ass to spray when the box is opened? Not sure how you would rig it like that exactly though.

u/realmp06 · 2 pointsr/tifu

Trust me when I say this, try pulling a prank. Buy a small bottle of Liquid Ass and it'll be 10x worse than what you produced. I have had a many good laughs on this one.

u/OhSoSWIL · 2 pointsr/Gifts

Thanks so much for this lol. First thing I found was liquid ass fart spray. I know exactly who to give this too.

u/jboeke · 2 pointsr/FortCollins
u/cobalt77 · 2 pointsr/AskReddit

Grab a bottle of this stuff:, and spray the whole thing in his room while he's not home.

u/Go3Team · 2 pointsr/rva

Amazon sells Liquid Ass, that should work for you.

u/the_banished · 2 pointsr/WTF

And completely unnecessary, with the advent of a lovely substance called Liquid Ass (

u/dparks2010 · 2 pointsr/The_Donald

oop. Seems I used TinyUrl to shorten the Amazon link and received a mssg that my post was removed - so here it is again with the full link.

First - you shouldn't be engaging in FB beat downs while on company time or on company equipment. big no-no. So now that that's outta the way.

Just do the same to HIS HR Dept. Hell feel free to just make shit up and make it look like it's him.

Also sign up for shitloads of porn/gay/bestiality porn site spam using his work email.

Is he married? Hit on his old lady or sign up to porn mailing lists using his home and work addresses.

Do you work with him? Pour some Liquid Ass in his office or cube and chair;

Have access to his car? Pull the rubber off his windshield wipers. Poor some Liquid Ass along the vents between the hood and his windshield.

Live nearby, fill a watering can with Grass Killer and water his lawn at night. Does he mow his own yard? Toss several small'ish rocks in his yard so he can run them over with the mower.

btw - I have no stake in Liquid Ass, but I've used it to fuck with an asshole co-worker before and it was hilarious. (ahem) I mean I've never done ANY sort of the thing and these ideas are just written for amusement and not meant to be used for any revenge or illegal activities.

u/nigelthrowaways · 2 pointsr/ottawa

Spray a little of this in the air vent by the windshield.

u/HydroponicFunBags · 2 pointsr/legaladvice

Alright, I'm gonna post something with a huge disclaimer: I do not endorse or recommend using the following product in the following link, because it is illegal to tamper with someone else's property and you could get in trouble if caught. IF you were to get caught, they could possibly try to sue you for some type of property damage. It would be very, very naughty to use this stuff. In my personal experience, it does NOT stain. YMMV.

Check out the reviews. They speak the truth. Just be wary of friendly fire. Don't get this shit on your hands or clothes. Maybe wear a disposable mask when applying. A little bit goes a looooong way. I won't make suggestions for places where you could use it, because I would never, ever encourage someone to engage in such a naughty, illegal activity. But you'll find plenty of ideas in the amazon reviews section! If you were to hypothetically go this route, I would suggest you start practicing learning how to keep a straight face and not burst into laughter at inappropriate times. Pretend you are an SNL cast member trying not to break character in the middle of a live sketch. Godspeed, sir.

u/ferretbusiness · 2 pointsr/ContagiousLaughter

Looks like Liquid Ass. Not exaggerating when I say this stuff is the absolute worst, most disgusting thing you could ever smell in your entire life. Absolutely nothing compares to it. I brought some bottles to school as an april fools joke a few years ago and teachers had to evacuate their classrooms because of the smell.

u/Readit_to_me · 2 pointsr/Showerthoughts

You're not wrong, you're just an ass.

u/vaderisahottie · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/Fr3shBread · 2 pointsr/confession

These are the ones I use:

These are the ones that I would use if I were to buy more: (the above ones aren't bad, but they're too detailed to write it quickly and it be believable enough to induce panic)

u/Judas_Michael · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

/u/trollznlolz is super fun to talk to. Like. Always. LET ME LOVE YOU

I love my charming good lucks primps hair duckface

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are

u/hyperion_29 · 2 pointsr/mildlyinfuriating

Get some asshole parking tickets.
Amazon sells them. Here are the ones I hand out:
Fake Parking Tickets - Pad of 25 by BWacky

u/VannaVictorian · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

i would love this or this


u/VirtualLife76 · 2 pointsr/funny

Went through a few of these.

Did it once at my office parking garage. Got a good laugh when the security guard said he got bitched out for it because the lady thought he put it on her car because it was his job.

Text has changed some, but still love ...May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits.

u/CelticMara · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
  1. This would be for me and someone else. I love to read, but lately RAoA is as far as I get. I was just looking at this book last night thinking I would probably enjoy it immensely. Then it would go to my lovely SO, who reads to escape chronic pain and is always hungering for more. This would be different from her usual fare, in a delightfully enjoyable way. Then there is our daughter...

  2. Veddy interesting.

  3. Pinky-swear.
u/Wincal308 · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Probably this. I feel like I would be mesmerized by it. Hours wasted!

u/MoopusMaximus · 2 pointsr/reactiongifs

I believe its silly putty that's also attractive to magnets. It has very tiny iron (not 100%) filings that give it magnetic properties.

Buy it here.

u/NotOnlySauceAndDough · 2 pointsr/trees


u/Generic_Green_Squid · 2 pointsr/starterpacks

I have a small Henry desk vacuum that's a teeny tiny replica of the big guy.

u/AL_9000_ · 2 pointsr/DirkGently
edit: Apparently it's not a clown, but a martian. shrug

u/rbasov · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Here's one. But, there are other squeeze toys to choose from.

u/rzmohno · 2 pointsr/tifu
u/Pyrokid4 · 2 pointsr/whatisthisthing

Pretty sure this is liquid glass putty... could be wrong but the stuff is seemingly hard until you manipulate it and then it’s sticky but difficult to move.

u/mrbigbigums · 2 pointsr/bonnaroo

Glowsticks aren't allowed so stash them well. Fingerlights are allowed so you can bring them without worrying about them being hidden. Fireworks glasses don't glow, but they enhance all other glow toys and stage lights.

u/sharkwithlaserz · 2 pointsr/aves

I always buy a bunch of these before I go to festivals and hand them out, people actually lose their minds. Definitely a worthwhile investment, you can get 20 on amazon for like 8 bucks. Heres the link

u/klausterfukken · 2 pointsr/electricdaisycarnival

Drawstring or camelback with 2 small packets and a large pocket. Don't bring a school backpack and you should be fine. Sealed gum and sealed Chapstick are good ideas, as is a bandana for dust. Diffraction glasses are cool too, regardless of drug use.

u/im14 · 2 pointsr/woahdude

20 pairs for $7, makes a great souvenir to give out at parties and raves.

u/muzikfreec · 2 pointsr/geocaching

You can find a slightly lower price on Amazon. I prefer the telescoping version. It is not cheap, but totally worth it in my opinion. Extremely solid construction that holds up next to my keys and change, and I never find myself accidentally inking the inside of my pocket.

I know not everyone would consider spending that much on a pen, but there are cheaper options that will fit in a pocket or on your keychain. Here's one I used for a while that is only $9. I liked it, but the thinness of the barrel made it difficult for me to write legibly. YMMV.

u/masterpi · 2 pointsr/gadgets

I keep this telescoping pen on my keychain.

u/Neon-Predator · 2 pointsr/EDC
  1. Go check your lost and found, it's better than abandoning the possibility of finding it.

  2. Why not just put a keyring around 3 or so of the middle coils on a spiral notebook?

  3. There are plenty of keychain pen options to choose from, see below.

  4. Never leave the house without a knife and a light.

  5. You may want to consider pocket carry for all this just because nobody I've known has ever liked the jangle-jangle, and you'll want to be able to remove items easily.

    Affordable pen option:

    Coolness option:
u/ChrisRR · 2 pointsr/CasualUK

A penkife with compulsory bottle opener, an telescopic pen, a lego man dressed as a hot dog and a Zelda shield

Edit: For reference, the pens are awesome and everyone should have one

u/visceralhate · 2 pointsr/gaming

Sure! There are a ton of great keychain accessories out there but the criteria for mine are all items must:

1: Be < 2" (Preferably 1.5")

2: Fit in my pockets comfortably (jeans)

3: Be used at least once every 3 months
(Ambu Pouch excluded)

Accessories used Most - Least

The Freekey Sytem is the foundation of the keyring and is one of those products that is so elegant in its simplicity and functionality that it seems like it should have been invented years ago.

The SOG Straight Edge Key Knife comes sharp and has held an edge pretty well over the last few months. With its tiny blade it's not going to replace your Ka-Bar anytime soon but I can almost garuntee that you will use it more frequently.

The Swiss+ Tech 6 in 1 Utility Key coupled with The Infora Key Multitool seems to be gaining ground to overtake the SOG Key Knife as top tool in the line up with flat and Phillips screwdriver heads, bottle opener, and serrated blade.

The Streamlight Nano LED Flashlight is an awesome addition to the gang and probobly the one that has saved my ass the most, there are too many times I've wasted time looking for a light source in the dark.

The 2.0 64 GB Kingston Data Traveler SE9 USB drive. Reasonable speed coupled with great durability. The cast in keyhole eliminates the possibilty of losing the USB from a weak tether and defiantly holds a perminent place in my top 5 keychain accesories. Along with its basic utility I keep a file named "If Found: Reward" on it with my information in case I lose my key ring.

The True Utility TelePen telescoping keychain pen is one of those items that doesent get the everyday recognition the others do but is totally fucking clutch when you do need it. I owe a couple side projects I've picked up to this pen, partly because of the writing aspect but more from it as a talking piece.

The InCharge Ultra Portable Charging Cable is a cool little accessory that I thought would get the boot initially but saved my ass when I was in transit and my buddy only had an Apple cable with his charger.

The True Utility FireStash Keyring Lighter is the only item on the list that I haven't actually "needed" but will probobly keep anyway because fire is such a basic necessity and if I ever DO need it I'm probobly going to name my kids True and Utility.

The Ambu Res-Cue keychain CPR mask rounds out the list but might be the most important. Along with it being being a valuable lifesaving/self protection asset it's also super useful for locating my keys. I once read something about humans being able to see more shades of red than any other color and that our minds are geared to "ook out for it. Whether that's true or not it's always the first thing I see when I misplace them and because of its shape it stops my keys from going between the seats.

I didn't have a ton of time to type this up because I'm on my phone at work but I hope this helps!

u/PresNixon · 2 pointsr/funny

I happen to know where this is on Amazon, because my review is one of the popular ones. Too bad all my claims to fame are Internet-based.

u/steve93 · 2 pointsr/pics

It's a joke gift. We got one for a friends baby shower and put other stuff from their registry on it

it was good for a few laughs, I don't know about $7.00 worth of laughs, depends on how you measure funny

u/4everInYogaPants · 2 pointsr/BabyBumps
u/Traime · 2 pointsr/gifs

Only $75 at Amazon!!11!1 /r/hailcorporate

u/WhiskeyRider69 · 2 pointsr/sysadmin

I have a set of finger hands that have been worth hours of entertainment at the office, a Lisa Simpson calculator that I stole from my kids when it appeared in a Burger King kids meal one day, and of course an Initech coffee mug. I try to keep things small and simple.

u/xvicarious · 2 pointsr/funny

Finger Hands:

I tried finding the granny, but no luck.

u/rkhbusa · 1 pointr/explainlikeimfive

Not to mention it has the added bonus of working a bit like one of these during intercourse

u/splatterhead · 1 pointr/Whatisthis
u/wick220 · 1 pointr/funny

They are apparently called Water Wigglies and you can get them at Amazon.

u/DirtyJesus1 · 1 pointr/AutoCAD

Ah yeah I do. My problem, though, is I do not know the curvature of my solid in certain places. This means I am unable to 'draw' a line, or object, along the surface of the solid.

Unfortunately, I can't send screenshots at the moment but I will as soon as I can. For the moment imagine if one of these was plopped into your cad workspace and you were given no dimensions for it's curvature. How would you go about drawing a line the perfectly follows the curvature along the object's surface? How would you draw a spiral on it? Or an X? Or a map of Western Greenland?

I don't mean to say I need an answer to each of those questions, but hopefully it gives you a better idea of what I'm asking. I could easily sweep a spiral on to the object I linked but a map would be much more difficult to define.

If I'm still not making sense, I'll post screenshots of my specific problem as soon as I'm able.

u/snow_angel022968 · 1 pointr/funny

Baby rolling over felt like these toys - especially if an elbow or knee is involved.

Kicks and stuff feel like a goldfish in a bag (like when you put your hand on the bag and the goldfish nudges it).

u/Mordommias · 1 pointr/IAmA

I feel so much pain and I have never even experienced this. You should tag this as nsfl. Not safe for life. Jesus christ why did I click on that. Reminds me of bending these damn things as a kid.

u/BrosenkranzKeef · 1 pointr/WTF
u/TheFeshy · 1 pointr/DebateAnAtheist

> It's not easy task for you and many more out there. Then believe and faith will be restricted to only educated population. But it is not like that.

Not only is it not like that, it's literally the opposite of that. Faith shows a strong inverse correlation with education.

> For some people it just strikes the heart. If a superior power can create and manage all these around us and beyond our knowledge then definitely he can rule the brains and hearts too.

Plenty of people you disagree with feel their faith was something that struck their heart too - people of other religions, for instance. How do you tell something real from something we just want to believe in our hearts? I'll tell you how - all those non-faith ways you list above: like research and learning. Which correlate inversely with faith; that is, the more you learn the less you're likely to believe anything your "gut" tells you. Which should be obvious - you learn all about those times human guts and hearts were wrong, but evidence and modeling and repetition were right.

> We doesn't understand something doesn't mean it's right or wrong.

Usually, if we can't understand it, it's because it's not even wrong.

> And what the people follow as religion can be right or wrong. Because people intend to make mistakes but not the superior power.

Substitute your superior power for anything else, and see if it holds true. For instance: "Magic eight-balls are never wrong; they are all-knowing. People can be right or wrong trying to follow their random-seeming advice, but the magic eight-balls are never wrong. The failings are because of the humans, not the perfect magic eight-balls."

Do you find that argument even a little convincing? No? Then hopefully you can understand why we don't find yours convincing - they are basically the same argument.

> And it's not burden to believe in something beyond everything. For an outsider it may look like a burden but actually it isn't a burden for the person who believe.

The truth does not care if it is a burden for you or not.

u/anxiousdinosaur · 1 pointr/AskTrollX

In addition to succulents that I have [boo, sorry you have no natural light. :(] I also have a magic eight ball. It's just something fun to have, and people older than 12 usually haven't seen one in a long time, so people stopping by to chat like to pick it up and play with it/tell a story about one time something happened in their life with an eight ball.

u/ttustudent · 1 pointr/Albuquerque
u/Wessex23 · 1 pointr/AskUK

I'm in the same boat and never heard of Smiggle or eightball so looked them up. None on Smiggle but there is one on Amazon

u/lizzieisrad · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

because decisions are hard...

This...I covet

Thanks for the contest! :D

u/volomike · 1 pointr/

I say you consult The Oracle.

u/NIGHTMARECOOKIES · 1 pointr/HelpMeFind

Something like this?

u/WindWhisked · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I am going to have a ton of fun with this haha!

u/goonsack · 1 pointr/Bitcoin
u/bambooclad · 1 pointr/audiophile
u/nilstycho · 1 pointr/tipofmytongue

Is it this?

u/legayredditmodditors · 1 pointr/Political_Revolution

But what will we do with the newfound surplus of bobbing-ink-birds?


u/hiking_dave · 1 pointr/incremental_games

Or put a small piece of hot dog on the end of one of these --

u/Sage_of_spice · 1 pointr/gtaonline

But that's illegal.

However, there's nothing in the TOS that says that you can't let a tiny plastic bird play for you. ;)

u/RobotDestruct · 1 pointr/RoastMe

Does your face just keep dipping forward from the weight of your nose?

famous drinking bird

u/Mr_Assault_08 · 1 pointr/buildapc

Better yet add a cup of water and a drinking bird!

u/callmetmrw · 1 pointr/beermoney

HAHA this is where i got the idea! Theres one where he uses a orange peel to act as the touch sensor :D

Im not much of an engineer so i was gonna use this :

LMAO, whatever works right?

u/lost-cat · 1 pointr/gaming

My diablo 3 afk machine.,
since I use keyboard..

u/24dogpile24 · 1 pointr/blackops3

Then people will just buy this. People will always look for a way to game the system.

u/erveek · 1 pointr/raspberry_pi

That's a lot of hardware to emulate a drinking bird.

u/iamofnohelp · 1 pointr/techsupport
u/SicTim · 1 pointr/pics
u/purebredginger · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Classic office entertainment. Good luck on decorating =) I'm sure that will be fun, but a lot of work. Hopefully you don't have those people that make you take own stuff because it is "offensive" or "a distraction." FUNSUCKERS. Item

u/zer0guy · 1 pointr/amazone

Get a drinking bird

fun to watch my office was a little too cold, so I tapped it to the top of the monitor, and it generated enough heat to get it going pretty good.

Also check out lockpicking. it's fun to get some practice locks, and gives you something to do with your hands, and nothing is more satisfying then a lock popping open :D

u/wifiz · 1 pointr/SCCM

Just checked out that mouse jiggler. TY! TIL. Ordering it now.

I'm a little embarresed to say, but I ordered this for her ystdy:

Proof of concept:

u/notable_bro · 1 pointr/AskReddit

Here you go.

You're welcome.

u/TheRubyRedPirate · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Not only is the product hilarious, but the reviews for liquid ass are even funnier than the product! I had to email it to my mom for a good laugh!!!


u/Paladin327 · 1 pointr/funny
u/capt_rubber_ducky · 1 pointr/LifeProTips

I used to spray this down towards the smoker below me because he was downright rude with his smoking.

I'd suggest a much more diplomatic approach first though. Talk to the nice neighbor. Maybe she can set up an outside fan that will keep her cool AND blow the smoke away from getting into your daughter's bedroom.

u/Nevermind04 · 1 pointr/IDontWorkHereLady

Take a dropper full of liquid ass, pull back that rubber seal where the passenger window rolls down, and empty the dropper inside the door. Even with an advanced detailing, nobody will ever think to clean inside the door and since it will be on the passenger side, he will only occasionally get a strong whiff. He'll spend weeks trying to track down where the smell is coming from.

u/viberight · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Mine is a prank spray Liquid Ass Read the reviews it's hilarious.

u/spock84 · 1 pointr/AdviceAnimals

Logically, smokers shouldn't have to be told, because they are the ones who are polluting their surroundings by introducing a smelly health hazard to the air, and are therefore grossly inconsiderate. To illustrate this point; as a non-smoker, I don't expect that it would be okay for me to stand next to people and pollute their air with this. Or would that be cool with you smokers?

Besides, smokers that smoke around people are usually inconsiderate to begin with and are not likely to respond well to being asked to stop or move.

u/YoutubeCommentGuy · 1 pointr/AskReddit
u/diggduke · 1 pointr/funny
u/yukifan01 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I just gave a money tight bride an amazing discount at work.

On amazon I have seen unicorn meat, a light to light up the toilet bowl at night, liquid ass, emergency underpants, and the last thing i'll add is the Child circumcision trainer.


EDIT: I forgot to add this soap

u/PissOnMyFoot · 1 pointr/myevilplan
u/Green_TeaRoll · 1 pointr/cripplingalcoholism

Buy This

Stick it on a metal post and slam it in the grass in front of their car.

Then call the cops(anonymously, say you were walking your dog and seen it etc).

This can also be fun

u/naux · 1 pointr/Portland

If plan A or B fail, there is always plan liquid ass

u/Scarab3000 · 1 pointr/AskMen

Liquid Ass

I know its a “how to motivate” part but you should try using this. Make his room smell bad to him and he will clean.

u/Dioxycyclone · 1 pointr/AskMen

Get this stink spray from amazon and don’t tell anyone. Spray in his room. He’ll clean everything.

Liquid Ass

u/otakop · 1 pointr/Whatcouldgowrong

At this point, I'd fuck with him. Lock a pair of vice grips on the bit so he can't retrieve it. He'll remove the drill and likely leave it to figure out later. At night, after he is asleep, remove the bit and replace it with a straw and funnel. Now pour some [Liquid Ass] ( into his apartment through the hole and replace the bit. He'll think he's drilled into some septic line.
*edit for typo correction and product link

u/PraiseAllThemSuns · 1 pointr/Art

I figured out what you are

u mad bro

u/beyondthetech · 1 pointr/GalaxyS8

Probably no better than [Liquid Ass](
), which by the way, is a really good and terrible prank all at the same time.

u/pamitata · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

you want weird, you shall get weird:

Classic ice breaker. Leave an impression that lasts.

So you never feel lonely even where one goes on it's own.

Just in time for oscar's season, you can be the oscar.

if you're into beautiful coffee table display books, here's a very nice addition of the fine arts and if you happen to own a cat and are into repurposing what others would consider trash, here's another good read

u/tearisha · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon


have fun with this

u/chubbiguy40 · 1 pointr/atheism

Have this ready to go in your pocket, when they close their eyes give a few quick squirts.

u/skyvalleysalmon · 1 pointr/childfree

Edit: WTF, Amazon?! I've been an Amazon customer for decades and never gotten parent advertising. Today I search for Liquid Ass, and I get "Tell us about your little one" with boxes to enter my kid's birthday or arrival date. And there is no place to say "STFU, I don't have kids!" Grrrrr

u/GKrollin · 1 pointr/StamfordCT

Just use liquid ass

u/knucklebone · 1 pointr/sysadmin

If you are truly evil, and they leave a can of air freshener loose in the bathroom... this video could give you some evil ideas...

For those who don't think this could be evil? Try replacing those "essential oils" with this...

u/stratford · 1 pointr/HomeImprovement

I just spent too much time looking at shit I wanted in HS. Who would have thought this is a best seller.

u/dustinquickfire · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Should have sprayed them with some liquid ass as a prank. LOL

u/Newbosterone · 1 pointr/funnyfartstories

Thought you were going to tell a story about Liquid Ass. I bought some years ago as a prank and it is nauseating.

Among other things, we took it to a department store and sprayed it on the stack of little squares of blotter paper used to test perfumes. Pretty sure they didn't sell any perfume that week! We wanted to stay and watch, but knew we couldn't keep a straight face and would get caught.

u/jenshaka · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I am most happy to say that I purchased that for my brother last year for Christmas. He currently has it sitting on his coffee table.

This cannot possibly be the worst gift on Amazon, but I think it's pretty hilarious

u/annoyingone · 1 pointr/Silverbugs
u/mememuseum · 1 pointr/shittyaskscience

You have to swap his vape fluid with liquid ass. This will turn him away from vaping forever.

u/Onlyusemeusername · 1 pointr/hardwareswap

I have a speaker out of a google home mini, a bottle of liquid ass, the mic out of a hyperx cloud revolver, some flex seal and flex tape, a battery out of a galaxy s5, some banana plugs, a displayport to VGA adapter, and a coolermaster masterliquid 240, all of whichI no longer want.

u/faykin · 1 pointr/LifeProTips

Spray the car with liquid ass. No permanent damage done, just irritating for a little while.

The comments in the product reviews are totally worth reading.

u/effeduphealer · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Let the smell of liquid ass let them run in fear!


u/Dessamba · 1 pointr/atheism

You could always donate some Liquid Ass.

u/Aramahn · 1 pointr/Justrolledintotheshop

I recently discovered a sweet deal on Amazon for stink bombs and this unholy spray by the name of Liquid Ass.

Those little vials are bad, but they got nothing on the terror that is Liquid Ass. That shit is pure, uncut, 100% concentrated dirty butthole smell. It's uncanny really.

Either way, buying both of those was the best $20 worth of gag shit I've ever spent.

Edit: Liquid Ass actually has a ton of 1 star reviews for "smelling TOO bad". That ought to tell you something right there.

u/imnotacrazyperson · 1 pointr/AskReddit
u/Sieberella · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon


$1.50 and under
and $5 gift thanks for the contest!

u/5picy · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/Under_the_Milky_Way · 1 pointr/RedditForGrownups

I have become so good at equipping myself that yesterday when I drove my girlfriends car, we both complained how badly equipped she was lol...

Tweezers, nail clippers, napkins (courtesy of various fast food joints), mini scissors, lip balm, mints (courtesy of various restaurants), gum, tic tacs, coupons, Tylenol, Tums, rags to wipe car after washing, Armor All wet wipes, charger for phone, several pairs of guest sunglasses, box of facial tissue, tissue box holder, fabric garbage bin, foldable chair, and last but not least, fake parking tickets for morons.

Probably a few other things that escape me right now as well. I find having one of these bags attached to the vent really handy for little items.

u/EgoSumV · 1 pointr/thatHappened
u/casual__t · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Get your butt in gear! I love yoga, but not in front of people, so this would be great.


All the crafty things! I'm going to make soap!


Gag me! I like messing with people and honestly, parking violations REALLY tick me off. This would be great for people that park in handicap spaces with out a placard. I hate those lazy bums.


Things you need for the apocalypse The apocalypse is coming, best to be prepared!


Do you even know how to use that? I'm trained as an EMT and the one I carry got popped.

I could keep going but I'll stop there, I like this one!

u/xCurlyQ · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

$2.00 (Misc.)

$3.95 (Books)

$5.99 (Music)

$7.99 ("Nine Inch Nails" Halos)

u/kyle2422 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

We are fraternal, two boys and one girl :) and oh sorry about that, here's a new one :) Link:

u/revmamacrystal · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

These fake parking tickets are as stated a hoax. It's very satisfying to give some jerk double parked a moment of heart racing, "Oh S@#$" though.


u/metalsupremacist · 1 pointr/Unexpected

my credit card is out, where can I buy this stuff? shutupandtakemymoney.jpg

edit: this one seems to be a larger container than some of the cheaper ones.

u/merreborn · 1 pointr/gifs
u/H720 · 1 pointr/INEEEEDIT

Name: "Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty"


Purchase Link:

u/garage_cleaner · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I've always thought this magnetic putty was the pops blooby!

u/EastsideEnt · 1 pointr/highdeas

A tiny weak vacuum is probably with a disposable bag would be perfect.

Does anyone know if this would work?

u/001100010010 · 1 pointr/trees

Everyone should have a Mini Henry
~$20 after shipping Amazon Link

u/LordMaejikan · 1 pointr/beards

Nice that sounds like it must work pretty well, too! As for a vacuum, I just use a small hand vac, but I think something like this lil' guy would be perfect.

u/LocalAmazonBot · 1 pointr/beards

Here are some links for the product in the above comment for different countries:

Amazon Smile Link: this lil' guy

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To help add charity links, please have a look at this thread.

This bot is currently in testing so let me know what you think by voting (or commenting). The thread for feature requests can be found here.

u/OpticalData · 1 pointr/AskReddit
u/bcause_i_can · 1 pointr/trees

You need this: Henry The Desktop Hoover

u/AwesomelyHumble · 1 pointr/Showerthoughts

I would think of starting with the basics: marshmallow, kitchen sponge, soda.. Then maybe something more fun like one of these squeeze stressballs. I'm sure actually doing it might inspire other things to put in there, plus hearing suggestions from others.

u/arcosapphire · 1 pointr/mildlyinteresting

I'd say it's one of these stress toys.

u/The_Great_Gasmini · 1 pointr/Anxiety

I posted a similar question on here for a gift for my boyfriend, and I got a lot of great responses so I decided to make a "panic box" for him with lots of different ideas.

He is big on scents for soothing, so I got him a relaxation blend and frankincense essential oils, as well as his favorite incense.

He is also very responsive to tea, so I got him this pregnancy tea. I know that seems weird, but it was one of the few on Amazon that had chamomile and oatstraw. Although I didn't really expect them to work, I also got him stress mints, calm drops, and moon drops in hopes that having something to suck on might calm him down if some minor anxiety pops up.

As for books, after reviewing this thread here, I got him this anxiety memoir since he seems to benefit from reading other people's stories (shout out to this subreddit! Thanks guys!), as well as this workbook.

Finally, I got him a panic pete to give him something to hold and squeeze when he was anxious. Out of all the things I got him, he loved panic pete the best!

As a final, personal touch, I printed out this article which he loved reading when he is anxious, and included some of the calming mantras I found here.

Hope at least some of this helps!

u/random_user0 · 1 pointr/ProgrammerHumor
u/Thumper17 · 1 pointr/DirkGently
u/nyan_dog · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
  1. This liquid glass can be quite the stress reliever, if we're to believe these guys.

  2. I can't stop procrastinating.

  3. This USB charger.

u/windersnest · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I used to have one of these "Thinking Putties". So fun while I was at work and pull it out for a few minutes.
Crazy Aaron's Hypercolor Mini Tin Assortment

There are so many varieties.

Crazy Aaron's Enchanting Unicorn 4" Tin Thinking Putty

Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty, 3.2 Ounce, Liquid Glass

And have you tried this Mexican Candy?

Authentic Sabores - Pulparindo with Mango Flavor 280g, Pulaprindo Extra Hot and salted Tamarind Pulp 280g andsRockaleta Chili Layers Capas de Chile 5 pzas. 24gc/u


Thanks for the contest!!

u/BaconBears · 1 pointr/randomgifts


On my wish list is liquid glass putty!

Thanks for doing this, OP!

u/itsdavebr0 · 1 pointr/Wishlist

Liquid Glass Putty looks pretty awesome.

I'd probably eventually add some glow powder to it so it really glows in the dark.

u/bnyeeyore · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

surprise me Everyone needs some Thinking Putty

u/cia1120 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon


I make my own luck!

Firework Glasses would be awesome if I win!

u/bazookajt · 1 pointr/ElectricForest

I bought these last year. They are cheap and made of paper, but they get the job done and you have 49 of them to give away. I have a nicer set for myself now, but for 40 cents a pop, you can't beat them for things to give out

Edit: Cheaper here, only 12 cents per pair. Damn

u/DassNasty · 1 pointr/ElectricForest

These are the best to give away to cool people! See you all there weekend 2!

20 Pairs - Neon Prism Diffraction Fireworks Glasses - For Laser Shows, Raves

u/Nathpowe · 1 pointr/bonnaroo

Diffraction glasses, like these you can buy them in bulk super cheap and some companies will print custom ones. Everyone will fucking love it

u/5guysburgers · 1 pointr/Drugs
u/magalahi · 1 pointr/EDC

You could try something like this, this, or this. I used the first one linked for a long time but sometime a while ago disconnected and I never got around to replacing it.

EDIT: Forgot to add this one.

u/Arcelebor · 1 pointr/CGPGrey

For the pen, might I suggest an Inka or Telepen? Right now my keyring contains more tools than keys and is very handy for that purpose.

u/vidproducer · 1 pointr/funny

This is not a real product. It is only a gag gift box. I was very disappointed when I tried to order this as a baby gift. See for yourselves and read the title:

If anyone knows where I can get some temporary baby tattoos, please let me know. I still need to get a gift.

u/slyce604 · 1 pointr/funny

To be fair it is a prank gift box not actual product.

u/staple-salad · 1 pointr/gifs

My mother-in-law bought one for my sister-in-law who just had her first baby. You can buy them and they do exist in the physical realm.

Amazon link because Christmas is soon:

u/JvvB126 · 1 pointr/gaming

It's on amazon if you're in the UK *I guess it might be on others too.. obviously more expensive though.

u/thedrunkdingo · 1 pointr/GiftIdeas

For your bother you could get him a mine craft torch

Your Secret Santa idea is good and depending on the age of her students a roll of 'good job' stickers would be helpful :)

Merry Christmas!

u/idealdreams · 1 pointr/macsetups

That would be a Helicone!

u/Wantfornothing · 1 pointr/specializedtools

They're called Helicones, and yep you can find them online. Here's a link:

u/ccbbb23 · 1 pointr/UnusualArt

$75 at Amazon.

u/doublestop23 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I feel like I'm on Shark Tank...

HandHook I think you'll love this! Introducing these wonderful [Finger Puppets] ( Want to creep out your buddies? Use these! Want to entertain your dad? Use these! Want to impersonate Kristen Wiig's SNL character Doonese? Use these! Want to make a live action version of [this] ( Use these!

All in all, they are very versatile finger puppets, and you should buy a set of them.

u/TeutonJon78 · 1 pointr/movies

Now you can do it at home --

They sell these a toy shop near me -- fun to play with.

u/batfacecatface · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon





thank you!

u/standbyyourmantis · 1 pointr/rupaulsdragrace

That is because they are only sold in packs of 5 or 10.

u/Bong_McPuffin · 1 pointr/mildlyinteresting

All that cargo space so I can get my Finger Hands emergency over-nighted from Miami to Seattle.

I'm surprised the rest of the empty space in the plane isn't stuffed to the gills with packing peanuts though.

u/GreatCatch · 1 pointr/Gifting
u/Thatisandwas · 1 pointr/Throwers

I can't recommend this one enough. I ordered a couple to start and this one, for the money, is by FAR the best. Its well below the 100-200 range of the "fancy" ones but still gives you that all metal, 5 minute spin time that you want. Try it out! It said it wouldnt ship for 5 days but it shipped the next day.

u/vedgehammer · 1 pointr/reactiongifs

I have this one and it's pretty amazing.

u/MetallicMan666 · 1 pointr/FidgetSpinners

I got mine last week but from a different seller on Amazon ( I'm loving it so far. A 2-handed spin on the table can get me a spin time of about 7:30 minutes right now. My only complaint is that the bearing doesn't have a cage to hold the bearings in place. This causes the spinner to produce a slightly louder spin when it is held vertically. I was wondering if this was the case for you.

u/Budluv · 1 pointr/FidgetSpinners

I've got this one and really like it.

u/Cakinss · 1 pointr/FidgetSpinners

I'm looking to get a 3 sided, silver spinner with a nice and quiet spin time. I'm specifically eyeing the zentri spinner off of fidgethq. Does anyone have this and can confirm the quality of it? I've heard great things, but I want to hear a couple more opinions before I whip out $40 for this.

Edit: Also found this Apsung and TYZEST. Both are rated highly, anyone have those and can vouch?

u/pennynoggin · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

These ladybugs . It seems cruel, you know? Like “release the bugs!”

the gift of nothing here you go, enjoy nothing in a package!

embarrassing boxes this one seems a little cruel. But it’s weird, none the less.

The under $20 thing is this . Also weird, but oddly charming.

u/aef823 · 1 pointr/LifeProTips
u/WeeziMonkey · 1 pointr/TheMonkeysPaw
u/fleentrain89 · 1 pointr/SandersForPresident

people buy literally nothing - do they really need it?

u/djlewt · 0 pointsr/pennystocks

I believe your best bet for penny stocks premarket is available online.

u/Saltywhenwet · 0 pointsr/investing
u/larvitarrr · 0 pointsr/FUTMobile

Get this:

Put thermal paste on the tip. Set it up next to your phone and have it grind LvL games for you. Voila! Mbappe

u/ericarlen · 0 pointsr/promos

Customers who bought this item also bought 250 count of assorted Super Bouncy Fun Balls. I see a happy, fun-filled terrorist attack in America's future.

u/TheLastBigDaddy · 0 pointsr/ITSAPRANK

Get a couple people to chip in and go on amazon and buy a large quantity of those small rubber balls, then release them through the school. something like this

u/sphazpou · 0 pointsr/randomactsofamazon

Fucking machine Sex Machine for Men and Women Dildo Massageliege Pro...

Mister Liquid Ass Fart Spray by Liquid Ass
What I want although nothing is really want is wtf
Pet Gear I-Go2 Traveler Roller Backpack for Cats and Dogs up to 20-Pounds, Ocean Blue by Pet Gear, Inc.

u/tbakke · 0 pointsr/pics

If you ever thought "why would anyone buy this product", a WBC protest is all the reason i would need to buy it by the gallon.

u/msjaarda · 0 pointsr/funny

Fake Parking Tickets - Pad of 25 by Magic Geek, Inc.

u/gizanked · 0 pointsr/funny
u/scbenhart · 0 pointsr/flyfishing
u/GameDoesntStop · -1 pointsr/ottawa

This stuff is pretty potent. Just an idea.

u/ArizonaGeek · -6 pointsr/tifu

You should send her one of those voice changers, less than $10, you can't go wrong! Save the next poor sole who has to talk to her!

u/hellabad · -10 pointsr/Roadcam

I'm not a fan of what the cyclist did but if hes going to get any revenge for assholes especially uber drivers I would recommend buying something like this and spraying it in his car and then just driving off. He's going to have a hard time picking people up.