Did you know that before the daily newspaper was printed, corn cobs were the material of choice for wiping your butt? Ouch! Thank god we live in the modern age!
Not only do we have soft and absorbent toilet paper, but now you can buy it with nicely decorated designs! This will make it even more pleasing for the 60% of you that look at the paper after you wipe!
Each print appears throughout the whole roll! When you know your ass is worth more than just any old toilet paper. This toilet paper has giant 00 Bills printed across two squares of toilet paper. And you know you can afford to use two squares of toilet paper when you wipe, because you’re worth it.