Anti-Trump Trump-Scented Candle Funny candle President

now with hair! (Relieve stress at work by running your fingers through President Trump’s hair!) You dont win anymore. You dont win at buying candles, and you dont win at having a nice-smelling home. But with a Trump Scented Candle, you will start winning again! (Just at those specific things though.) The Trump-Scented Candle is a phenomenal deal. Just phenomenal. Weve made a great, great candle. It combines all of the classiest smells (suntan lotion and steak) to produce an aroma that is tremendous. (To be clear, by tremendous, we mean large in scale or intensity. We are not claiming that it smells good.) The candle comes in a beautiful shade of orange that looks very natural and not at all weird and off-putting. The Trump-Scented Candle may look small in the photo, but we guarantee you there’s no problem. We guarantee. – note: If you follow us on Instagram, you will be our new best friend! With the added bonus that you don’t have to actually hang out with us. instagram.com/jdandkateindustries – another note: This candle is not affiliated with or endorsed by Donald Trump in any way, if somehow that was not already obvious.