Avocado Pocket Pal Warmer

Avocado Pocket Pal Warmer
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Feeling cold on the go and don’t avo’ pair of gloves to keep you warm? You need this. Pop him in the microwave to unleash a wave of heat as ambient as a Mexican summer. He’ll keep your hands warm all winter long and make you cosier than being wrapped up in a blanket burrito. Unlike the real deal, this guy doesn’t bruise, won’t go off when you finally go to eat him, doesn’t contain a big stone, and won’t be better if you mash him together with lime and salt. In fact, definitely don’t mash him. His warm little innards will go everywhere and he won’t even taste nice on your toast.

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