Beat Your Meat Into Submission Have you ever wanted to punch someone with brass knuckles just to see what it felt like? I definitely don?t recommend doing that, but you can do the next best thing: punch meat with a tenderizer shaped like a pair of brass knuckles. Relieve some stress with a few harmless punches, and make your steak dinner more tender than ever.
And Your Therapist Told You to Punch Pillows… That succulent meat will fall right off the flank after you?re done wailing away. The best part? They could actually double as real brass knuckles if some unruly hoodlum decided to break into your house while you were prepping your ribeye. Moral of the story is: respect the chef, or pay with a bloody nose. Aluminum alloy. Measures 4.24″ x 2.75″ x 2″ Brass Knuckles Meat Tenderizer.