F You, Gym Luxury Soap Bar

Someone as fabulous as you clearly are doesn’t need the gym! I mean, look at you stretching long and thin on the floor next to a bottle of booze. If that isn’t an example of disciplined, self-improving physical exertion, I don’t know what is. Scented with white tea and violet. Each 2 oz. bar is made in the USA with 100% vegetable base and essential oils.

Someone as fabulous as you clearly are doesn’t need the gym!
I mean, look at you stretching long and thin on the floor next to a bottle of booze.
If that isn’t an example of disciplined, self-improving physical exertion, I don’t know what is.
Scented with white tea and violet.
Each 2 oz. bar is made in the USA with 100% vegetable base and essential oils.

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