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Garden Nightmares Horror Gnomes

Garden Nightmares Horror Gnomes
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From the dark annals of american history to the dark spot beside your shrubs…
The Texas Chainsaw Butcher!
This backwoods beast is best known for his love of Chainsaws, his penchant for taxidermy and his wide array of leather masks and accessories.

A deranged, quite possibly inbred killer who looove to watch them suffer.
He’s x tall, weighs x lbs and can’t wait to become your personal arborist

Order now too see who will survive in your garden and what will be left of them.

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