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Giant Unicorn Sprinkler

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Everyone loves running through the cool mist of a sprinkler on a sweltering summer’s day. But sprinklers have a range smaller than Leonard Cohen and are probably covered in rust that’ll leave you needing a tetanus jab. Your summer would be far simpler and less expensive for the nhs if you invested in this gigantic unicorn sprinkler instead. It’s 6ft tall. 6ft! That’s taller than the average bloke in Britain! And, unlike the standard British male, this hassle free horse can provide wet fun all day long via a simple connection to your garden hose. It has a special air valve with a wide-mouth cap to make sure it inflates and deflates faster than you can say ‘Please rain your magic juices down upon me and my friends, you perfect pegasus’. Oh, and it’s easy to clean. So if your lawn happens to get a bit muddy, it ain’t an issue, just hose the horsey down. Think that roughly covers it, you’ve got no excuse not to buy it now.

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